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Salmond wins gets 107 during launch of scrabble scottish edition wi' 'buckfast' 0
acwanaut 3 years

More shoon...

Face Swap Man 'grateful' but 'wanted to be more Clooney' 0
acwanaut 3 years
Mounting sympathy for Bin Laden over 12 inch TV set 1
roybland 3 years

The Pentagon's decision to release home videos of Osama Bin Laden's life in his Pakistan compound has backfired with growing concern over the small television set the leader of al-Qaeda had to watch...

Cable thefts lead to railway delays due to thieves on the line 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Microsoft calls off Skype purchase after due diligence finds unexpected errors 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gvt. to create extra university places for poor by allowing rich to buy degrees 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Annoying smug insurance company advert creates vicious backlash against Meerkats 1
ronseal 3 years

A one joke advertising campaign for a shitty insurance broker could see the entire Meerkat population wiped out in an angry public backlash. MORE SOON...

New anti-virus program simply reinstalls windows every two weeks 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Ed Moribund takes out super injunction to stop spread of rumours... 0
be reasonable 3 years

alleging that he is 'Leader of the Opposition', 'competent' and a 'bit of a twat'. More soon...

Man's best friend now an animal shaped household product 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sarah Palin: "Bristols exposure won't hurt my candidacy prospects." 0
charlieworth 3 years

U.S. Presidential aspirant Sarah Palin offered a cautious welcome to the news that her daughter Bristol had signed a deal to appear in a 'reveal-all' American 'reality' show. Speaking at a press...

Seve's funeral marred as fans keep shouting 'get in the hole'. 12
exigo 3 years
Critics cast doubt on 'charges by post' plan 1
Mrblacker 3 years

The Government's plans to issue charge notices to minor offenders by post are under fire from critics of the Royal Mail. The Home Secretary Theresa May announced the proposal as part of plans to cut...

Nick Clegg admits responsibility for everything. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Fukushima, Stoke City, Big Brother, Sunny Delight, Builder's Bum, Danny Alexander's farting, the Crimean War, Global Warming, the Austin Allegro, Horne and Corden, Pot Noodle, Cancer, Chavs, Price...

Nick Clegg seeks superinjunction against seller of doormats with his face on... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Nick Clegg aims to join successful team - makes overtures to Alex Ferguson... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Or would he just score more own goals?...

***** granted ***** by the ***** in ****** today. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

As has been widely reported ******, ***** ******, who is a professional ********, has successfully applied for a ********* at the ********* in *******. His ******* said today it was a ******** for...

Nil-by-mouth patient granted supper injection 2
3 years
LOCOG to use AV for Olympic tickets ballot 1
Mrblacker 3 years

People who have requested tickets for Olympic events that are over-subscribed, will have fresh tickets allocated to them using the alternative vote system, the London Organising Committee for the...

Rio Ferdinand demands next stalker not to look like a man in drag 0
simonjmr 3 years
Clarkson denies being 'on that bombshell'. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
New US show Guantanamo Baywatch criticised for simulating drowning 5
Qoxiivi 3 years

The pilot for new body-boarding-meets-water-boarding show, Guantanamo Baywatch, has been roundly slammed for a number of simulated drowning scenes in its opening episode. Created to show the lighter...

Rio Ferdinand stalker found to be 'just a really zealous defender'... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Marvel Admits New "Thor" Motion Picture Their First Bid at Weather Control 0
bannedlibrary 3 years

Marvel Studios, maker of such hit films as "Iron Man" and "Iron Man 2," have admitted to press officials this week that their new "Thor" movie was their first bid at controlling the global climate. ...

Banks apologize for failure to pull-off £6billion insurance scam 0
roybland 3 years

Britain's banks have expressed their regret that they failed to rip-off three million customers who were mis-sold payment protection insurance.,  , 'We admit we're not perfect', a spokesman for...

British Gas: bills could go up. 0
be reasonable 3 years

More news: Nick Clegg not very popular, sources reveal...

Farmers welcome lack of rain as opportunity to have a good whinge 0
roybland 3 years

Britain's farmers have welcomed the lack of rainfall as a heaven sent opportunity to have a prolonged whinge.,  , 'It's just what we need', said Joe Hartley, a farmer for thirty-years. 'What with...

Well Known Supernatural Being and Carpenters Wife Take Out Superinjuction 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Really Great Pub on Crossroads No longer Able To Advertise 0
thisisall1word 3 years

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Escort stuck a ***** up Mr *******'s ****, nation speculates 0
3 years