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Dour Scotsman gearing up for third in popularity contest 0
simonjmr 3 years
David Blaine faces his biggest challenge to date 0
Duff 3 years

Weirdo street magician, David Blaine, has announced his latest stunt to be entitled 'Sod all' And it does just what it says it does on the tin. The card-trickster cum street levitator is intending...
Top Boxer pays £3.5 million for kennel 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Liberals chase dogging vote 1
virtuallywill 3 years

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Exit polls reveal a mysterious Mr Fukov as likely winner in most constituencies. 5
Ostsee 3 years
Lives 'poorly represented' by east Africans, movie makers, say UK pirates 0
QorbeQ 3 years

After a spate of high-profile ransom demands from Somalians, traditional British pirates have spoken up in defence of their lifestyle. 'I really can't condone the tanker-stealing thing that the...
Higgins Rigging? 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

British journalism was thrown into disarray after top snooker star, John Higgins, alleged that the News of The World employed members of the Russian Mafia to write articles. “I feared for my...
Grimsby man going to local chippy ends up in Canada. 0
Duff 3 years

Jim Fletcher from Grimsby got more than he bargained for when he used his new sat nav unit for the first time. For instead of being taken to his local chippy in the high street to get tea for him and...
Mandelsson evokes Lib Decimation plan 0
simonjmr 3 years

200 hundred Conservative, Liberal safe seats and key marginals have been identified as where Labour will win or lose this years election. As a last ditch effort 1 in 10 voters in these...
Lord Judge Judge to judge judges. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
7 May 2010: Post-mortem declares election result "stranglewank" 0
DrTurmoil 3 years

The British nation, excited by an election it wasn't entirely sure what to do with, drew the curtain behind it in the privacy of the voting booth on Thursday and heady with a cocktail of talk of...
Ryde IOW aghast at increase in "extreme dogging" cases 0
simonjmr 3 years

Ryde IOW has recently experienced the development of a new phenomenon - "Extreme Dogging". For the past few weeks a small coterie of Ryde's female residents have gathered in the local park to indulge...
Clegg prepares to enter No 10 by "Getting second job with Pickfords" 0
antharrison 3 years
Dozey Party "Set to launch manifesto anyday now" 0
antharrison 3 years
Gun held to 10 year old’s head highlights school’s dumbbell shortage 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tactical voter in 3-way marginal suffers brain haemorrhage 1
Ludicity 3 years
Buyer says record-breaking Picasso will be worth even more when it’s finished 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ed Balls "Voting tactically for LibDems to keep out Tories" 0
antharrison 3 years
Record price at auction for Picasso's 'Boom and Bust'. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Traffic chaos around Stroud as crowds flock to UK's official dogging capital 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

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Reports that a lack of sleep is linked to early death is keeping people awake... 0
AdrianJ 3 years

warn Doctors...
Thai Redshirts accept hot, sweet, tea, biscuits and iron tablets 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
The Sun win special Pulitzer prize for the most vaccuous political headline EVER 5
MADJEZ 3 years

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Icelandic volcano ash forces Peter Snow to miss out on election night . 2
Basil_B 3 years

BBC election night officials fear that Snow's over the top arm waving may cause him to take off and propel him straight into the returning Volcanic ash cloud causing him to crash land. Election night...
Volcash cloud for questions scandal rocks final day of campaigning 0
simonjmr 3 years
Restraining order granted to stop 7th May Downing Street Parties 0
simonjmr 3 years
Closure of Irish airports blamed on "Paddy Ashcloud" 0
Iscariot 3 years
Tomorrow's Sun headline revealed to be "VOTE TORY YOU F**KING OPINIONLESS TW*TS" 0
Rorschach 3 years

Editors forced to resort to a more direct approach, after conceding that the subtle approach was failing to get the message through to readership...
Isle of Wight expected to return Whig candidate to parliament for 52nd time. 2
Amoeba 3 years

Still fuming following the Jacobite uprising, Isle of Wight residents are expected to return George Fox to his traditional parliamentary seat for the 52nd consecutive general election. Mr Fox has...
Lock up your Doters 0
Duff 3 years

Ruthless plans by an in-coming Conservative government that will see our senior citizens institutionalized and confined to the scrap heap at the first sign of doddery behaviour, have been leaked in...