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Vatican admit to WikedPaedo use 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
The urbanisation of the Worrall-Thompson 12
Newsquelch 3 years

Usually a nocturnal creature, often blighted by hideous mange. The Worrall-Thompson has begun to spread into urban areas in the UK. We’ve all become used to coming home to find our bins in...

Ferry company Sea-France "goes under". 7
seymour totti 3 years
Only One Celebrity in This Shop at a Time, say signs in White City corner shops 1
ronseal 3 years

Corner shops in Shepherds Bush, White City and the area surrounding the BBC have been criticised for discrimination, after signs in the shops seemed to suggest that celebrities are a shop lifting...

"It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy 0
SimonJJames 3 years
A-Team branch into odd jobs as soldier of fortune business hits hard times 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Berkshire man was shocked recently when he employed the services of a local painting and decorating company, only to discover that the men carrying out the work were everybody’s favourite 80s TV...

Bungee-jumping Victoria...... falls 0
Major Clanger 3 years
AWT puts the free into free-range eggs 0
Major Clanger 3 years
‘Smoke crack two days a week instead of drinking’, MP’s report says 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A group of MPs have said that people should have at least two days a week completely clear of alcohol, and try other ways of escaping from reality instead, such as hallucinogenic drugs. The Science...

Probe into man abducted by aliens 0
Immunis 3 years
Worrall-Thompson releases recipe for Sticky Finger Pudding. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

And shows how to bake a cake containing a metal file...

Worrall Thompson to host "Ready, Steady, Crook" 12
simonjmr 3 years
New crocodile treats 'Bungee Snaps' are instant hit in Zimbabwe 0
Screenie 3 years
Unexpected Idiot in Bagging Area 0
bonjonelson 3 years
A W T Cooking the books, more when we return 0
waggy 3 years

Latest Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe, take two eggs, pinch the pastry...

Tesco: " it was 8 items or less - as you'd take to the programme" 0
Laughingstock 3 years

adpoting the policy of Ready Steady Cook contestants...

Dyson vacuum quality questioned as husband’s Christmas gift “breaks again” 12
kimllfixit 3 years

Hi-tech home appliance company Dyson were today inundated with criticism as a woman announced that the DC22 Multi-floor cleaner she bought her husband for Christmas has mysteriously broken for the...

Mary Portas found guilty of shopfitting 0
nickb 3 years
Stricter uniform code set in NHS reform to reduce number of casual-ties 1
kga6 3 years
Man spends £18,000 in Waitrose after wife tells him to 'get all the essentials' 6
dicky37 3 years

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Cameron says 'Sorry. Fuck! Shit! Arse!' For Tourettes remark 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Worrall Thompson: "I really need to take something for my condition." 1
Scroat 3 years
England, Wales & N. Ireland to hold referendum on Independence 0
tedweasel 3 years

Get in first., We all knew this would happen when the Scots got Evolution!...

Leveson Inquiry hails Kelvin Mackenzie as the blueprint for 'ethical press' 0
irregular apple 3 years
Divide and Rule latest: Diane Abbott's pet rabbits named sooty and snowy 0
button 3 years
Worrall Thompson adds concealed file to favourite cake recipie 0
irregular apple 3 years
Bahrain GP to be held in Scarborough 0
gwalker2805 3 years

Due to continued protests not to hold the Bahrain GP, Ecclestone and all but one of the teams have agreed to hold the race in Scarborough, UK. A series of arcade machines linked together will provide...

Anfield "Custom T-Shirts" shop anticipates bulk order before next home game 7
dvo4fun 3 years
Westminster's downer: "It's two alcohol-free days, not two free-alcohol days" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Intelligent machines close to developing capacity for low self esteem 17
ronseal 3 years

Intelligent machines may soon have the ability to wonder why they bother as scientists come close to reproducing the human genome for esteem. "We've already got intelligent machines. But the self...