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“Permission granted”, say planners, “for dance hall on Jimmy Savile’s grave"... 0
Tripod 02.10.12 12:52pm
Tripod
Dictionary corner: Savile, abbrev. e.g. "Jimmy’s a vile paedophile scumbag". 0
sigmund 02.10.12 12:50pm
sigmund
Bounty raised (pt2!)

Police have confirmed that the reward for Gary Baldy, the country's most notorious cake thief, has risen to 'hundreds and thousands'...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 12:49pm
philthefunk
Tom Jones puts Jimmy Savile into perspective - “It's not unusual” 0
02.10.12 12:47pm
World's infamous bigamist dies...

Chuck Confetti, the World's most infamous bigamist has died aged 61. He leaves 12 wives and 23 children...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 12:46pm
philthefunk
Sex abuse victim

fingers the late Jimmy Saville,police have now incased his coffin in concrete after Savilles alleged victim says she was only getting her own back...

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Dave Grigger 02.10.12 12:43pm
Dave Grigger
'Jim flixed it for me' 0
medici2471 02.10.12 12:42pm
medici2471
Adele's new Skyfall song title revealed: 'Diet Another Day'

get the spelllling right this time...

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custard cream 02.10.12 12:36pm
custard cream
Adele's new Skyfall song title realised: 'Diet Another Day'

More soon....

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custard cream 02.10.12 12:32pm
custard cream
England Twenty20 Team lost in order to win Sports Personality of the Year Award

Speaking after England’s early exit from the World Twenty 20 tournament at the hands of the host nation, captain Stuart Broad revealed his true motivation in Sri Lanka:, “Twenty 20 is nothing. ...

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Call Me Adam 02.10.12 12:18pm
Call Me Adam
X Factor denies dumbing down...

.as they were aiming at the stupid and easily led in the first place...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 12:17pm
philthefunk
BBC admit spelling mistake, It should have been..."Jim'l Fuck it" 1
Rowly 02.10.12 12:12pm
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One ‘l’ in ‘Savile’, one ‘f’ in ‘cover-up’... 0
Tripod 02.10.12 12:06pm
Tripod
Megan Stammers - well, she does now her Dad's got hold of her. 0
Nick Parry 02.10.12 12:06pm
Nick Parry
US Senate will extradite Abu Hamza 'by hook or by crook'....

The US Justice department has reiterated it's desire to try Abu Hamza for terrorist atrocities, everyone knows you shouldn't wear socks with sandals...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 12:05pm
philthefunk
BBC deny plan for Gary Glitter Top Of The Pops revival 0
02.10.12 12:04pm
Obesity crisis...

Health Minister denies uttering 'fat chance' when quizzed over the country's obesity crisis...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 12:00pm
philthefunk
Man presumed abducted : last seen entering Red Lion 0
simonjmr 02.10.12 11:28am
simonjmr
British Space Hopper enthusiast stranded in South America vows to bounce back 0
seymour totti 02.10.12 11:26am
seymour totti
CSA to close...

The much maligned Child Support Agency, set up to locate the wayward father, say that they have now found him so they can all go home...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 11:25am
philthefunk
Surprise admission by the Invisible Man

The Invisible Man reveals he has many imaginary friends...

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sbegmeister 02.10.12 11:12am
sbegmeister
Savile girl's surprise at being 'this week's new entry' 0
medici2471 02.10.12 11:09am
medici2471
Shock admission by Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan has conceded that since he penned his classic ballad all those years ago,times have not changed all that much after all...

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sbegmeister 02.10.12 11:07am
sbegmeister
Cardboard Cop Nicked

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02353/cardboard_2353805b.jpg A cardboard policeman used as a crime prevention aid has been stolen from a supermarket. The six-foot tall life-size...

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custard cream 02.10.12 11:03am
custard cream
At last James Taylor arrives in Carolina

After feeling the sun shine and seeing the moon shine for 50 years, James Taylor finally arrives physically in Carolina...

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sbegmeister 02.10.12 10:55am
sbegmeister
I knew there was

something not quite right about Jimmy Saville after going to one of his dinner partys and after the wine and a four coarse meal,he began around under eights....

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Dave Grigger 02.10.12 10:41am
Dave Grigger
Cameron congratulates Ryder Cup golfing heroes

Though he's always pleased when Europe is in a hole...

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Nick Parry 02.10.12 10:36am
Nick Parry
Pool Table Photographed Naked With Prince Harry

In yet another blow to their reputation, news has leaked out that a pool table was photographed on a camera-phone in a state of undress next to Prince Harry. The pool table in question was...

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stumajestic 02.10.12 10:29am
stumajestic
Im the ghost of Jimmy Saville

I advertised train travel, and road safety,cunt clit every trip, my murky past has started to unravel, Im Jimll fix it, I lured kiddies to my dressing room with a chocalate biscuit...

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Dave Grigger 02.10.12 10:27am
Dave Grigger
Litter bin confounds Aberdeen man

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63215000/jpg/_63215551_bin_man.jpg Firefighters were called out to rescue a man whose head was stuck in a public litter bin in Justice Street, Aberdeen....

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custard cream 02.10.12 10:26am
Rowly