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Public loses Isle of Man land dispute...

The general public has lost a legal battle in a dispute over access to a path near to Jeremy Clarkson's Isle of Man home. The public claim that having a path so close to the Top Gear presenter and...

DiY 27.04.12 10:19am
Cafe cannabis ban to stop high tourism levels in Amsterdam 0
charlies_hat 27.04.12 10:14am
Barclays to sue over mis-sold protection against PPI claims

Barclays Bank is to sue Gilbert Dunn, a door-to-door insurance salesman from Watford, for mis-selling them a policy he claimed would protect them from paying out on any policies they mis-sold to...

Qoxiivi 27.04.12 1:15pm
A dyslexic Adam Smith claims that he is just another tory pasty. 0
Youngcrow 27.04.12 10:01am
My handshake scares all the boys down The Yard, claims Terry 0
Screenie 27.04.12 9:38am
London mayoral elections to be decided by candidates running Olympic marathon 0
simonjmr 27.04.12 9:30am
UK Currency Featuring Prince Charles’s Face May Contravene Human Rights Laws

It's been argued that upon the Queen's demise subjecting the British public to using money featuring Prince Charles's repellent face may prove so harrowing as to contravene EU human right's laws. In...

UnoEye 28.04.12 9:18am
Premier League praises Ferdinand and Terry’s support of handshake resolution

Further controversy has been averted with the news that Anton Ferdinand and John Terry fully agree with the Premier League’s decision to suspend the team handshake between QPR and Chelsea this...

Yikes 27.04.12 8:53am
Queen regrets Government conduct. 'We are sorry'

Finally fed up with all the criticism of the Government and the man she asked to form it the Queen issued a statement from Buckingham Palace late last night. The statement reads:, 'We are not amused...

weematt 27.04.12 8:07am
Cameron defends award of UK nuclear contract to Iranian/North Korean consortium

David Cameron has again come under fire over a perceived lack of judgement today, after a contract to run the UK’s nuclear power programme was awarded to a consortium from Iran and North Korea....

Vertically Challenged Giant 27.04.12 8:54am
Salmon of Knowledge
Maverick Taliban who doesn't do things by The Book is TV cop show smash hit

Abu Basada was no ordinary Taliban. He broke all the rules and the Mullahs in head office hated him - but he always got results. And now, he's coming out of retirement for one last case, a...

ronseal 28.04.12 4:55pm
Paralympics to be followed by short Oompa-loompics

(no high jump) Charlies hat tip to Cinq...

charlies_hat 27.04.12 6:59am
Liberals to use age progression software to take Nick Clegg back 2 years 1
Screenie 27.04.12 8:26am
Duggan shooting witness named as Abraham Zapruder Jnr 0
charlies_hat 26.04.12 8:32pm
London City Council Highway Department blunder makes Cleo Laine one way

A hideous mistake by a London City highways officer has left the department for transport red faced after he made Dame Cleo Laine One Way. The blunder came as part of widespread traffic calming...

deadstarter 26.04.12 7:00pm
Hosepipe regulators swamped by irony. 0
Maverick 26.04.12 6:20pm
OFCOM steps up enquiry into whether idiots ‘deserving of TV licences’

The broadcast regulator Ofcom has stepped up its inquiry into whether morons can be trusted to hold TV licences. With televisions widely available without much more than a buy-you-and-leave, there...

27.04.12 9:48am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Suspended Terry 'can urinate in trophy during rampage if Chelsea win' UEFA agree 1
Mandy Lifeboat 26.04.12 5:55pm
Sex tape is very tacky, says expert. More soon.

and useless for wrapping gifts...

dominic_mcg 26.04.12 5:07pm
Man gored by unicorn "living in a fantasy world" say police. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 27.04.12 1:12pm
Ed Miliband Queries UEFA Position on John Terry Lifting Cup

Ed: I'm baffled as to why he would actually be allowed to do this, didn't I make it clear (insisted) that he should resign after Tuesdays Red Card incident. I don't read The Sun, I get 'others' to...

HenryMJUK 26.04.12 4:06pm
Standard and Poors gives negative outlook to Rick, 32, from Cheltenham. 0
simonhansen 26.04.12 3:42pm
Police with one ear to the ground "less likely to catch burglar", report finds. 0
simonhansen 26.04.12 3:37pm
Sir David Jason to release album of Queenschryche B-Sides in aid of Sport Relief

Sport Relief bosses have today unveiled plans to record a number of charity albums recorded by well loved celebrity personas from stage and screen. The albums will be produced by Brian Eno in an...

deadstarter 27.04.12 5:46am
Paralympics followed by Lardolympics for pale fat kids with a note from Mum 22
cinquecento 20.07.12 11:33pm
Jeremy Hunt promises quasi-judicial investigation into Jeremy Hunt's behaviour

Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for Culture, Media and Sport, announced that he will head up the quasi-judicial inquiry into the behaviour of Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for...

steve_l 26.04.12 2:57pm
"The 5 Leadership Secrets of Charles Taylor" has failed to find a publisher

Charles Taylor has failed to find a publisher for his management opus "The 5 Leadership Secrets of Charles Taylor". "We had hoped to follow in the footsteps of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" and...

Crippen 26.04.12 2:41pm
Murdoch "shocked" to learn of bogey, despite happening right under his nose 0
Mr_Johno 26.04.12 2:38pm
Murdoch denies knowledge that NoW or The Sun were used to wrap Fish & Chips 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 2:03pm
Swedish Secret Service unveil flat-packed spies

In an attempt to dis-credit MI6 the Swedish Secret Service has unveiled its new range of flat-packed agents., "In an environment where size is everything, its important to stay one step ahead of the...

Underconstruction 26.04.12 2:28pm