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Copper theft exacerbates police numbers crisis

The recent rise in copper thefts has put an increased strain on police numbers according to a report release by the Home Office today. With scrap values soaring increasing numbers of coppers are...

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button 03.08.12 11:08am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Germany takes Greek Olympic medals as collateral on bail out loan. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.12 10:22am
dominic_mcg
Olympic spectators delighted by Boris Johnson themed Piñata 2
seymour totti 03.08.12 10:02am
bonjonelson
Womble admits that not everything had been 'left behind'

1970s children's TV stars The Wombles have been plunged into a storm of controversy after their former leader admitted that they regularly stole items from the general public under the guise of...

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ianslat 03.08.12 8:54am
Sinnick
POPEYE TAKES WEIGHTLIFTING GOLD AMID DOPING CLAIMS

http://www.diablocrossfit.com/uploads/diablo/image/Popeye3(3).png Popeye angrily denied doping claims last night after winning a succession of gold medals at the Olympic weightlifting. Judges...

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Peter749400 03.08.12 8:52am
Sinnick
Russian P.M.s reveals his love of biscuits in Putin on the Ritz on Radio 4

more after the pips...

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Scronnyglonkle 03.08.12 12:16am
The All New Jeni B
Fools and Horses announce strike action

The Union for Fools and Horses (UFH) have announced it’s members have voted overwhelmingly for industrial action over pay and conditions. The strike will be held on Thursday 9th August and will...

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Perks 02.08.12 10:13pm
dvo4fun
Pringles sue Olympic velodrome over design patent 0
charlies_hat 02.08.12 5:55pm
charlies_hat
Ukranian Topless Feminists Deflated As Free Pussy Riot Popularity Grows

"I know which one I'm backing" says Boris...

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Nowherefast 02.08.12 5:44pm
Nowherefast
Millions hit by Olympic media bus. More soon. 0
woodymellor 02.08.12 5:33pm
woodymellor
Crush in London as thousands of men rush toward "Free Pussy Riot" sign

Or perhaps:, Putin late to Downing Street after queueing at "Free Pussy Riot" sign...

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woodymellor 02.08.12 5:29pm
woodymellor
'Assad to be leaving' declares Kofi Annan 1
medici2471 02.08.12 4:50pm
ginty
Rochdale protests outside 'food-only' takeaways 0
medici2471 02.08.12 4:41pm
medici2471
Drug Gangs Tipped For 2016 GB Pistol Team After Moynihan Too Many Toffs Comment

More Soon....

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Nowherefast 02.08.12 4:32pm
Nowherefast
Musicians appeal for Pussy to Putin 0
medici2471 02.08.12 4:14pm
medici2471
Chinese Swimmer Fails Pak Choi Duck Noodle Soup Test 1
02.08.12 3:23pm
gaijintendo
Surprise Gold in the artistic high wire event

for team BJ...

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Rootin Tootin 02.08.12 1:40pm
riesler
Empty seats put down to "one guy who really smells", says Lord Coe. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.08.12 12:48pm
dominic_mcg
Badminton players forced to play goodminton 2
nickb 02.08.12 12:37pm
charlies_hat
Boris nominated for Dope-on-a-Rope award

More soon So sorry, has anyone seen my coat?...

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dvo4fun 02.08.12 12:20pm
Perks
Future Tory Leader To Be Selected By Participation in BBC TV's Total Wipeout

In the wake of London Mayor Boris Johnson's popularity boost amongst the voting public, following his 2 flags and a zip wire stunt at the 2012 Olympics, members of the Conservative party's...

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Nowherefast 02.08.12 11:48am
Nowherefast
Hospitals experiment with Quantitative Medicine

The NHS has confirmed it is to trial the controversial QM, or quantitative medicine initiative, at several sites across London in a bid to improve patient care. , 'It's a really powerful yet simple...

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NewSuburbanDad 02.08.12 9:32am
beau-jolly
Satan's early release from prison condemned as a 'diabolical liberty'. 0
wallster 02.08.12 9:28am
wallster
Peter Kay wins Olympic gold for his 'top bombing' dive 1
custard cream 02.08.12 8:10am
riesler
South West Trains hail 200th day of "Zero Empty Seats"

Transport provider South West Trains claimed the gold medal for ticket allocation today as it celebrated its 200th consecutive day with no empty seats. "In stark contrast to the misery that faces...

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Golgo13 02.08.12 8:09am
Des Custard
Olympics: Week 1 Round-up

With almost one week gone of the London Olympics, you may have struggled to keep up with all of the news from the games, especially the ‘minority sports’. So we have saved you the time of having...

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Perks 02.08.12 6:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cameron prepares to give Putin tough talk over Syria. Custard Creams removed. 0
ginty 02.08.12 5:23am
ginty
Secret Putin plot to trump Queen by jumping without a parachute over London 0
ginty 02.08.12 5:19am
ginty
Al Gore denies he is dead, Vidal Sassoon keeps quiet 0
Quaz 01.08.12 10:29pm
Quaz
Philips Idowu to miss Olympics because of sponsor infringement claim Panasonic

More soon Explanation:, Philips is an athlete and an electrical company - geddit?...

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custard cream 01.08.12 10:04pm
Ironduke