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Kenny Dalglish presents first BBC Celeb Weathercast : "Mebbe snaw, mebbe naw" 3
Drylaw 3 years
Santa growing old but at least he still has his elf 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Clegg tells cheese eating surrender monkeys to calm the rhetoric 0
Iscariot 3 years
George Bush declines lead role in new "Mission-Impossible" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Clegg urges French to see sense, then realises who he's talking to 3
apepper 3 years

Nick Clegg has withdrawn to rethink his Euro policy after realising he was trying to make the French see sense...

French midget steals show in EU panto 'Jacques and the Banktalks' 3
3 years

Theatre critics have slammed the performance of the lead midget in this season's EU pantomime, 'Jacques and the Banktalks'. Understudy Nicolas Sarkozy took over the role some years ago from a young...

Outbreak of male snow writing leads to Met Office amber snow warning 0
Clarky 3 years
F1 boss decreases popularity to new low with LibDem themed orgy. 0
reforse 3 years
M&S Adverts To Be Banned. 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

MARKS and Spencers have had their seasonal television advertisements banned after complaints were received by OFCOM. It was ruled today that the adverts place unessential pressure on low-income...

Northern commuters braced for blizzard of reports about snow in London 17
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

Commuters north of Watford are bracing themselves for trying conditions on the roads this week, as they battle to find a radio station that doesn’t bang on and on about a bit of snow in London....

Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"... 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Jackson estate and Vatican race to deny Nether Land abuse claims 0
cinquecento 3 years
London Zoo in feverish preparations as Guardian reports snow lizards in Wales 0
cinquecento 3 years
Advertising Standards Agency bans pork pie commercial 1
nickb 3 years
Japan declares Fukushima stable. Birth of 2 headed Jesus expected any day. 4
wallster 3 years
"EU! Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?" 7
kga6 3 years
Kent Police Crush Local Pesto Ring 14
Username 3 years

Kent Police were this afternoon formally congratulated on the outstanding success of Operation Ploughmans. Speaking from outside Downing St, Prime Minister David Cameron praised the two month...

Celebrity loses weight using only personal trainer, hired chef and dietician. 0
Couriernew 3 years
Genetically-modified turkey available soon 1
Major Clanger 3 years

“Market research told us that many people find turkey a very dry meat,” said a spokesman for Bernard Matthews, the biggest turkey farmer in the UK. “Our scientists set about developing a new...

Nut roast rescued from mental hospital fire 0
nickb 3 years
‘It’s not Christmas yet’ storms rage across Britain 3
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Family life is in turmoil in countless homes across the country as disputes erupt over when to make a start on the bounteous snacks stockpiled for Christmas, according to the Citizens Advice Bureau...

Catholic priests accused of child abuse in the Nether regions 1
charlies_hat 3 years
"Text 2 Report Auto Accidents" Program Launch Delayed 4
Couriernew 3 years

Officials have postponed the launch of a service which allows drivers to notify highway patrol of hazardous road conditions via text message. An advertising campaign to raise awareness of the...

Brisk sales of 2013 diaries reported 4
Stan 3 years

Brisk sales of 2013 calendars reported as people seek to put gloomy 2012 behind them Despite the economic climate or perhaps because of it, retailers are reporting healthy sales of 2013 calendars a...

Miliband acclaims impressive victory as Labour wins seat from Labour 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 3 years
Cameron admits practicing for PMQs by arguing with a 4 year old 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
BNP celebrate as Court rules only english immigrants to be allowed entry 0
medici2471 3 years
Failed middle manager climbs Maslow's Hierarchy thanks to Newsbiscuit 2
DorsetBoy 3 years

Underachieving middle manager Justin Snood, 48, today finally scaled Level 5 of Maslow's Hierarchy after having his post on David Cameron and Scott of the Antarctic selected for the home page of the...

Donovan to dance on despite broken leg 0
Drylaw 3 years
RIP rest of the world: Christopher Hitchens is no more 0
Clarky 3 years