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Mars Could Split The Turry Party

Life-long members are resigning as the Turry Party rips itself apart, leaving the field wide open for other political groups. This was the overwhelming conclusion at an open meeting today., ‘Here...

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05.02.13 11:51am
Dick Dastardly heads the list of most wanted fugitives in the UK

Closely followed by Joshua Smith , Thaddeus Jones and Dr. Richard Kimble,...

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Ian Searle 05.02.13 10:52am
Ian Searle
Savile cops arrest 560 year old man over murders of 2 boys

Photofit available...

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Rootin Tootin 05.02.13 10:43am
Rootin Tootin
Outdoor Toddlers are Prolific Pet Killers, Study Says

[i]From our correspondent in the American Colonies.[/i] Wild, outdoor children could be killing far more cats and dogs than previously estimated. That’s according to a new study published this...

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birdw0rks 05.02.13 9:59am
Titus
Reg and Elvis: together at last... 2
Tripod 05.02.13 9:56am
Titus
Disney Corp secures rights to Richard IV - A New Hope. 0
wallster 05.02.13 9:48am
wallster
New Dr. Phil show exposes the quackery in pop pyschology TV shows 0
Dumbnews 05.02.13 6:06am
Dumbnews
Breaking football news: Newcastle have surrended. 0
birdw0rks 05.02.13 5:45am
birdw0rks
Chris Huhne needs 24-hour care, says Clegg.

Disgraced MP Chris Huhne needs round-the-clock supervision after he started telling the truth again, Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has warned. Huhne's friend, ex-MP Dr Evan Harris said at the...

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pinxit 05.02.13 1:12am
dvo4fun
Leics Council prosecute Monarchy for leaving small brown Richard III in car park

No more soon I hope...

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Trini 05.02.13 12:57am
Trini
Richard III spinal curvature attributed to 'medieval wheel clamp' 1
Squudge 04.02.13 11:42pm
sponge finger
Richard III passes ATOS disability test. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 04.02.13 11:41pm
sponge finger
Punishment fits crime - Huhne to be buried in car park

At least Richard had scoliosis: this one's got no spine at all...

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Iscariot 04.02.13 11:37pm
Iscariot
Tesco veggie burgers found to contain traces of horseradish. 1
weematt 04.02.13 11:37pm
Squudge
Richard the Third behind Lillian Gish in Armitage Shanks ante-post betting 2
Drylaw 04.02.13 11:37pm
weematt
NCP demand 500 years back rent and a royal charter 0
Nowherefast 04.02.13 11:25pm
Nowherefast
Blade Runner - Final Cut Blu Ray + UV. Absolutely Definitive Edition! (honest) 0
custard cream 04.02.13 11:14pm
custard cream
King Dick and Lib-Dem Tomfoolery Forgotten On Tyneside....

As a black and white miracle arrives...

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Jesse Bigg 04.02.13 10:57pm
Jesse Bigg
Windsor multi-story car park owners in Royal tomb discussions 0
Dick Everyman 04.02.13 10:44pm
Dick Everyman
Eric Pickles ‘dangerously close to a bowel movement’

The Met Office issued an extreme weather warning today for parts of Essex as experts predict that Communities Secretary and local MP Eric Pickles is likely to evacuate his bowels at some point during...

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TheNewsWalrus 04.02.13 10:41pm
TheNewsWalrus
Chris Huhne admits to lying about student fees...

in ten year's time...

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deskpilot3 04.02.13 10:38pm
deskpilot3
Guilty Lib Dem MP to study for PhD in prison so that he can be Dr Whuhne 0
custard cream 04.02.13 10:35pm
custard cream
Sainsburys 'Try Something New'

In a surprising move set to shock the world of retail grocery, Sainsburys have today announced they are to cease selling traditional foodstuffs, their bread and butter for many years, in favour of a...

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button 04.02.13 10:27pm
button
Evel Knievel’s inferior stunts found discarded in large receptacle. 2
sigmund 04.02.13 10:01pm
Squudge
Disgruntled easel manufacturers make a stand. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 04.02.13 9:55pm
Idiot
Huhne to use 'simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play'

Can you remember who said that?...

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custard cream 04.02.13 9:44pm
custard cream
Councils consider motorised wheelie-bins to help over-worked dustmen

Despite increasingly placing the onus on the public to do almost all the work involved in household waste collections, dustmen, or refuse operatives as they prefer to be called nowadays, are claiming...

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Midfield Diamond 04.02.13 9:41pm
gaijintendo
Richard III’s crippled horse found in disabled bay.

I have nagging doubts about this...

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sigmund 04.02.13 9:39pm
sigmund
West Mercia Police finally get to use "Motorcycle Pyramid" in the course of duty

Evening All!...

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gaijintendo 04.02.13 9:31pm
gaijintendo
Richard III bones to be placed on Pay and Display 5
charlies_hat 04.02.13 9:21pm
Perks