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Police “cannot remember” what their collective amnesia was about

“Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?” was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members' inability to remember high profile offences . ...

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nickb 25.04.13 8:34am
nickb
Suarez keen to leave Liverpool

“I would bite your arm off to join another club in zis moment” he said, tucking into his usual breakfast of a tin of Fray Bentos corned beef. QPR manager Harry Redknapp said: “I’m interested...

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Reg Herring 25.04.13 8:02am
Reg Herring
Oops, wrong room 0
sydalg 25.04.13 7:35am
sydalg
Jordan offers asylum to dangerous Church of England clerics 0
sydalg 25.04.13 7:34am
sydalg
Miliband appoints Cliff Thorburn as head of his policy unit

well its topicalish...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.04.13 7:02am
Scronnyglonkle
Queen tells stunned reporters "Rolf felt me up during portrait sitting" 0
Scronnyglonkle 25.04.13 6:58am
Scronnyglonkle
Phablet users phick of having the piphph taken. 0
Maverick 25.04.13 3:31am
Maverick
Angry birds starting to mellow with age. 0
Maverick 25.04.13 3:27am
Maverick
Angry birds starting to mellow with age. 0
Maverick 25.04.13 3:27am
Maverick
Mark Thompson tips Luis Suarez to be the next BBC Director General

Here's why http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2005/mar/24/broadcasting.bbc...

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ronseal 24.04.13 11:32pm
ronseal
Twitters mourn musician they didn't know after credible tweeters express sadness

People on social media were bereft with grief today as a musician they didn't know but who was lauded by people they do know died in his or her sleep. People on Twitter who have a blue tick and...

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andrewl81 24.04.13 11:30pm
andrewl81
Historic sex abuse cases get preservation order 0
sydalg 24.04.13 10:30pm
sydalg
Banker. Jobseeker. HSBC. P45. 0
Sir Lupus 24.04.13 9:20pm
Sir Lupus
German convert to vegetarianism comes off wurst 0
Smart Alex 24.04.13 9:11pm
Smart Alex
Co-op "If We're Not Allowed To Screw Customers Like Other Banks, We Won't Play." 0
Titus 24.04.13 9:06pm
Titus
In the future, no one in Britain will work for HSBC.

I am tempted to do more direct parodies of their "in the future" ads - but I've only seen them on their website. are they all over telly? would people get it?...

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Sir Lupus 24.04.13 9:06pm
Sir Lupus
Outrage as Jordan admits Abu Qatada Treaty was ghost written. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.04.13 9:05pm
reforse
Luis Suarez in new racism row, as accused of ‘only biting white people.’

The Luis Suarez biting row took on a racial twist today, as the controversial Liverpool striker was accused of ‘only biting white people.' When analysing this weekend’s incident, the FA’s...

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Nathan Gower 24.04.13 8:58pm
Nathan Gower
May Time Promise Again?.....

.This year, next year, sometime, never?...

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Jesse Bigg 24.04.13 8:39pm
Jesse Bigg
Abu Qatada's golf caddy arrested in major terror swoop 0
sydalg 24.04.13 8:12pm
sydalg
Bin Laden's Cat Was Hard but Abu's Cat's Harder

Some more soon...

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Sally1985 24.04.13 7:53pm
Abernethy
Abu Qatada to head up new Government "resilience" task force. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.13 6:35pm
Al OPecia
Tony Blair posters to be re-instated in high crime areas. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.13 6:24pm
Al OPecia
Deleted

Would like to delete this in its entirety - it was a Rolf Harris sub that I see was already done. Please ignore...

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WOMD 24.04.13 6:10pm
WOMD
Riots And Bloodshed As Atheist Factions Disagree About Which God Does not Exist 0
Titus 24.04.13 5:54pm
Titus
Bomb detectors that don’t work “good for finding weapons that don’t exist”... 13
Tripod 24.04.13 5:50pm
nickb
Iran stockpiling huge arsenal of golf balls, warns CIA 1
sydalg 24.04.13 5:27pm
Tripod
Ivanovic twice unable to talk to a pretty girl he sees in West London bar

..tester for today....

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LensCap 24.04.13 5:20pm
sydalg
Duchess body-shape disinterest shocker

Shocking figures today reveal that the majority of the British public don’t give a stuff whether the Duchess of Cambridge’s baby bump is small, medium or large. The findings come from a national...

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monkeyrepublic 24.04.13 5:08pm
monkeyrepublic
Ryanair flight to Jordan will be “punishment enough”, says May... 0
Tripod 24.04.13 4:53pm
Tripod