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Theresa May not bound for Jordan, just respectfully dressed 0
medici2471 3 years
Princess Anne joins Jordanian royal family 0
medici2471 3 years
Big Bad Wulff in house scandal: "It won't blow over" 0
nikko_1965 3 years

I vill huff und puff...

British media accused of biased Falklands reporting by feckless Argies 2
cinquecento 3 years
PM and Sarkozy agree to wife swap for closer links 0
apepper 3 years

David Cameron has agreed to an experimental wife swap with French President Nicolas Sarkozy in an attempt to improve UK/French relations. If successful, Mr Merkel could be phased in by 2015...

Athens tourist industry in ruins as Greek debt crisis hits home 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Police investigate 'St Michael' graffiti outside Marks & Spencer food hall 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Pope renames Saint James, Sports Direct 0
medici2471 3 years
Doctors: Merkel diet 'is 90% plankton' 0
hughesroland 3 years
God Uranus tires of constant bottom jokes, changes name to Mike Hunt 9
cinquecento 3 years
Greece enters administration and is banned from next year's Eurovision. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Armed robbers steal promotional and PR artifacts from London Olympia museum 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Chelsea’s ‘invisible’ £50m to be investigated 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron returns to London having made the case for Scottish independence 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
British Museum unveils new collection of ancient Greek artefacts 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Isle of Wight technology company invents multi-coloured pen. 8
bonjonelson 3 years

A leading research institute on the Isle of Wight has come up with the latest in high-tech devices aimed at bolstering the island's fledgling Information Technology sector - a pen with multiple...

Australian censors ban crude oil 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Man admits to having an on/off relationship with appliance. 6
writinginbsl 3 years
Musical Theatre to be reclassified as torture by UN 1
Shandy 3 years

The hellish 'art form' of musical theatre is to be made illegal in most Western countries, it was stated yesterday. It comes as a spate of dreadful musicals have plagued theatre goers in recent years...

Queen thanks Sean Penn as she sees error of her ways and hands back Falklands. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

'It was so obvious when I heard the paparazzi-punching amateur statesman' said the monarch yesterday as she handed the islands over to Argentina. The British public and military veterans alike hailed...

Ambassador quits after one too many Ferrero Rocher gags at reception 0
hughesroland 3 years
Oscar for best flower arrangement in film goes to Florist Whittaker 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Plan to superscript punctuation raises question marks 5
apepper 3 years

More to follow<sup>?</sup>...

Huhne offers to serve ex-wife's prison sentence... 1
Smart Alex 3 years

just as long as it's to be in a womens' prison...

Thinking outside the square swallowed up by vicious circle 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
XXX Olympiad to feature synchronised rimming 1
button 3 years

Tip of the hat to Golgo for the theme...

Gay bees easy to spot explains expert as 'they come out in hives' 2
dicky37 3 years

[more soon]...

Teenager to appeal to Strasbourg over right to be bored 1
roybland 3 years

Ipswich teenager Sharon Jones is appealing to the European Court of Human Rights over what she claims is a violation of her human right to be bored under article nine which guarantees freedom of...

'Southern Discomfort' whiskey may help bowel problems 1
nickb 3 years

Irritable bowel symptom sufferers could have their tempers sweetened by a new whiskey that combines traditional down home Tenessee style distilling with the latest in rectal relief therapy. Southern...

Scotland leaves United Kingdon, replaced by Belgium 18
Zadok the second 3 years

In a stunning diplomatic coup Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the formal accession of Belgium to the United Kingdom, replacing the tired and grumpy Scottish nation. "It's been an open...