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Olympic defence missiles cancelled due to leaves on track. More soon. 0
Maverick 01.05.12 3:28am
Maverick
Saudi Space Program To Establish Seperate Planet For Women

Riyadh- Not content with seperate living rooms, universities and shops for women, Saudi scientists have announced a serious commitment to investigating the possibility of all-female colonies on the...

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Textbook 01.05.12 2:03am
Textbook
Ken Barlow beats Mike Baldwin 1001-1000 in thrilling Manchester derby. More soon 2
red 01.05.12 10:46am
medici2471
Naval Gazing..

In other news the Royal Navy has been showing off it's latest Warship (HMS Dragon) the first addition to the navy's mythical beast range. She will be joined by her sister ships HMS Leprechaun (made...

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willieeckerslike 30.04.12 9:56pm
willieeckerslike
Reduce your Carbon Lungprint..

NHS bosses today have confirmed the startling results of a five year study into the effects of smoking and the consumption of 'smoothies'. Liquidised fruit is now seen as the perfect way to...

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willieeckerslike 30.04.12 9:55pm
willieeckerslike
Airport crowds disperse after discovering Terminal Five isn't a boy band. 0
dominic_mcg 30.04.12 9:42pm
dominic_mcg
Research concludes 'men at orgies are like buses' 1
Perks 30.04.12 9:02pm
Skylarking
RH solves FA 'HR' problem 0
charlies_hat 30.04.12 8:03pm
charlies_hat
Man in Portsmouth Prawns Everything to Build Aquarium

Could be a Red herring!...

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GillsImp 30.04.12 6:39pm
GillsImp
Further Defence plans leaked

An MOD source today denied there were plans to use inflatable models of Eric Pickles as barrage balloons during the Olympics in London...

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Bismarck 30.04.12 5:53pm
Bismarck
Olympic Defence Shock

A leaked memorandum has shocked the Westminster village. The memo contains plans to position a Royal Navy warship on top of a block of flats next to an inflatable dummy Olympic Stadium. The plan,...

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Bismarck 30.04.12 5:48pm
Bismarck
PM appoints David Blunkett to look for evidence against Jeremy Hunt

David Cameron has appointed former Home Secretary David Blunkett to look for wrongdoing by Jeremy Hunt. "I'm confident he won't see anything.", said Cameron...

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apepper 30.04.12 5:46pm
apepper
Koalas show restraint against boy band members

This can only go in one direction...

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victimms 30.04.12 5:14pm
victimms
Breadwinner still searching for ways to win bread

More soon....

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Haywood Manley 30.04.12 5:01pm
Haywood Manley
Home Secretary delighted as shedloads of illegals caught napping. 0
weematt 30.04.12 4:43pm
weematt
'Beds in sheds' detectives go undercover. 0
weematt 30.04.12 4:32pm
weematt
DIY tip: Make your bedroom into a cannabis farm by putting your bed in the shed 0
weematt 30.04.12 4:28pm
weematt
IOC demands MOD remove all branding from missiles. 2
Not Amused 01.05.12 9:17am
writinginbsl
Athlete Dwain Chambers ready to go on the 'B' of the ban ..er bang. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 3:53pm
MADJEZ
MI6 inquest delay as expert witness locks himself in briefcase with his notes. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 3:51pm
MADJEZ
Thousands of redundant bank staff offered jobs at PPI claims call centres.

Employment minister praises 'growth sector' and suggests staff use their experience in the miss-selling field. More soon...

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MADJEZ 30.04.12 3:50pm
MADJEZ
Tebbit: An Unexpected Journey due

After "Coalition accident-prone and lacks vision" comments. Likely to be told by Cameron to "get on his bike" More soon...

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simonjmr 30.04.12 3:31pm
simonjmr
MI6 spy-in-a-bag cause of death unclear - not an open and shut case says coroner 0
simonjmr 30.04.12 3:28pm
simonjmr
Small shopkeepers to get lower counters. 0
weematt 30.04.12 3:27pm
weematt
Cameron:- Calls for a BSkyB inquiry are the work of Hunt saboteurs 0
Scronnyglonkle 30.04.12 3:08pm
Scronnyglonkle
Cameron Sees No Evidence Jeremy Hunt Acted Improperly

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkWtQwUmf_TohWW3lrErG7GI01Zlei5eFetzjTTyQqh6hTgYe7lYnQOQ, David Cameron today faced fresh requests to view the mountains of evidence that have been compiled...

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thisisall1word 30.04.12 2:55pm
thisisall1word
UK Suffers Wettest Drought Since Records Began

am sure that someone has already beaten me to this one by a week or two if so sry...

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thisisall1word 01.05.12 1:30pm
beau-jolly
Billionaire to build replica iceberg

Billionaire Clive Palmer is planning to build a replica of the ice-berg that sunk the Titanic. "This is a response to global warming; plenty of people are doing nothing as the ice-caps shrink, I'm...

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apepper 30.04.12 2:39pm
apepper
Australian billionaire orders Titanic II to be built - Iceberg 2.0 commissioned 0
simonjmr 30.04.12 2:15pm
simonjmr
Wayne Rooney special guest at the Mr Potato Head Advert 60th anniversary bash 0
simonjmr 30.04.12 2:11pm
simonjmr