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Sceptics say search for Suggs Boson is "Madness" 5
virtuallywill 3 years

One step beyond!!!...

Mary admits to IVF treatment 0
kga6 3 years
Startling rise in sobriety forces tabloids to strip Paul Gascoigne of AA status 4
ronseal 3 years

After three consecutive quarters of disappointing sobriety, Paul Gascoigne is to lose his AA status, says credit worthiness news agency Standards & Phwoarr!. The effect could see the former...

French Lorry drivers to blockade Britain's credit rating 5
ronseal 3 years

French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron's request for equality. An elite regiment of lorry drivers is...

Newly uncovered Dickens tale 'eerily' prescient 4
Username 3 years

Researchers at the British Library have discovered a previously uncatalogued manuscript of a novel by the 19th century author Charles Dickens. The 450-page manuscript, entitled [i]The Little Nation...

Millions of dyslexic European anglophobes rush to join UK Uncut 0
ronseal 3 years

Viewed through the prism of dyslexia, protest group UK Uncut has appealed to millions of Anglo-phobes across Europe, who. OFF TO WALK THE DOG NOW...

Hillbilly scientists announce discovery of the Pig's Bosom. 0
wallster 3 years
The Killing II denoument: "God only knows" - Prof Hawking 0
Drylaw 3 years
Makers of the Oxford Dictionary no wimps/whimps 0
Username 3 years

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

UK Government's Red Herring quota increased 2
button 3 years
Clarification demanded as BBC launches 'Strictly Cruising Holidays'. 0
charlieworth 3 years

Senior Conservative backbenchers were said to be 'incandescent with rage' as BBC bosses unveiled plans to launch holiday breaks which offer fans an opportunity to cruise with their favourite dance...

TOTP2 renamed as BOTP1 0
antharrison 3 years
S&P pleads to extend credit rating system by one letter as Cameron declared CUN 0
antharrison 3 years
Global warming questioned as S&P rates January as BRR 0
antharrison 3 years
Mystery body identified in Jerusalem; Christmas cancelled 0
apepper 3 years

Following forensic identification of a mystery body discovered in Jerusalem, the Pope has announced that Christmas is to be cancelled...

Mcfly finally does the double 0
simonjmr 3 years
SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed 2
Smart Alex 3 years
ITV to show "humorous" sitcom 3
virtuallywill 3 years


SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed 0
Smart Alex 3 years

Oops - double post...

Three Kings Arrested At Heathrow Passport Control 1
Immunis 3 years

Balthazar, Melchior and Kasper, members of the Saudi Royal family were today held by the UK boarder control agency for trying to enter the country under false pretences and also for gold smuggling....

Priapic Dyslexic 'somewhat concerned about Large Hardon Collider' 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Couple heartbroken after mistakingly putting god particle in the wheelie bin 1
irregular apple 3 years
New software can predict Simon Cowell insult 0
irregular apple 3 years
After earlier reporting that it did happen, BBC news now asks could it happen? 0
irregular apple 3 years
"Christmas comes but once a year" 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

Christmas comes but once a year, at least so the saying goes. Last year a group of scientists started an investigation into the impact of viagra for christmas. Latest data received suggested there...

Simon Cowell refutes claims that new software can predict pop song quality 0
kga6 3 years

Following news from researchers at the University of Bristol, which claims to have discovered algorithms to gauge a pop song's music chart potential, Simon Cowell has stood up for the integrity of...

UK Government to be privatised. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Badger militia group claims 3rd victim 3
wallster 3 years

The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it's 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was...

Motorway death crash driver: "Radio 2's 'Sally Traffic' is responsible" 6
dvo4fun 3 years

Jason Thurrock, the driver blamed for the August M2 crash, spoke about it today. "Police and traffic reporters, 'specially that Sally Boazman from Radio Two, bang on about jams caused by...

Some bloke who wrote some things dies. '24.7 News' editors delighted 5
dvo4fun 3 years

More and more and more and more and 'cking more soon...