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Mathematician proves that there are at least seven businesses like show business 1
andhrimnir 3 years
Olympic Mountain-bike course completed... 2
be reasonable 3 years

it's to be known as 'the A12'...

Wordsworth house now wandering lonely as a cloud. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Elizabeth Taylor to be buried next to her talent. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
The Class Ceiling worsens as ABC1 feminists earn three times as much as proles 6
ronseal 3 years

(Sorry to use the diminutive term Proles for the lower orders. I only had space for six letters in the headline I was going to say Prolly Dollies)...

'Embarrassing' Britain is humanely destroyed 6
Oxbridge 3 years

Britain, the once proud island nation that ruled a quarter of the world's land mass, has been euthanised at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland, it was announced last night. This followed a majority...

Mathematician proves that Fermat's last theorem... 0
be reasonable 3 years

was "I bet this is going to hurt'...

TUC protests in London this weekend... 0
riesler 3 years

bring your own tea bag, kettling will be provided...

British Pot-holing Championships to be held in Gravesend High Street. 0
riesler 3 years
Osbourne announces new stealth tax on anyone called Milliband. 2
Basil_B 3 years

Just to give Ed something to really whinge about afterwards...

Growth forecast hit by octopus death 9
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne confirmed yesterday that that the death of Paul the Octopus, known for picking world cup winners, caused the treasury to revise growth forecasts downwards by a half of one...

NATO sends army of plastic surgeons to fix Gadaffi 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Stowaway railway ferret was only a hamster when he got on at London 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Network Rail blames point failure for delays...

James Corden becomes a dad... 4
be reasonable 3 years

'the horror, the horror'...

Gareth Bale to star as Galen in Planet of the Apes remake 0
simonjmr 3 years

Wayne Rooney rumoured to star as Dr Zaius. More soon...

BBC reports "Robert Peston tweets 'I used to be a journalist" 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more poor diction later...

UN go OTT with no fly zone as migrating geese are shot out of the sky. 0
Basil_B 3 years
PM: Arab world backs game of Twister to resolve Libya conflict 0
simonjmr 3 years
Osborne's Budget 'to fuel growth of oil companies profits' 0
simonjmr 3 years
Time Team trace Vlad The Impaler's more Benevolent, Much-Loved, but Sickly, 4
3 years

Asthmatic Son - Vlad The Inhaler...

Racism still a worryingly broad church says study by Xenos, think tank for thugs 0
ronseal 3 years

Xenos, the think tank for the inward looking community, has issued a startling report that indicates small mindedness might be getting broader...

First Liverpudlian coffee shop opens... Tarbucks! 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Employee of victorian museum village sacked for answering mobile during work 3
Basil_B 3 years

Controvesy hit a Shropshire historical working village today after one of the employee's was sacked after members of the public complained about her talking on her hands free mobile phone whilst...

"Gadaffi Duck" ? 0
rivergarry 3 years

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368279/Libya-Coalition-reveals-Gaddafi-legitimate-target-Tripoli-lair-bombed.html?ito=feeds-newsxml]null[/url] A bit late but was busy pondering what...

Clint Eastwood ecstatic that millions download Firefox, then he's upset 6
simonjmr 3 years
As Westlife gig in Dubai is announced, Libyans call for ‘no McFly zone’ 0
Qoxiivi 3 years

International pressure is mounting on the UN to set up a ‘no McFly zone’ in Libya and across the Middle East following Westlife’s recent announcement of...

Osbourne introduces joke tax. Tarbuck* to get refund. 2
beau-jolly 3 years

* Insert your choice of name. Anyone fancy expanding a story on humour tax. They tax booze and fags and taxing sex is out so that only leave the Joke Duty...

Black and Honky Minstrels to make a comeback 0
greg various 3 years

but only available to view on your pc...

Social avoidance site "Twatter" launched 1
simonjmr 3 years
NATO airobatic display team wows the crowds at the 2011 Libyan air show 0
Iamthestig 3 years