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| Author J.O'Farrell awarded 'Lost Man' Bookies Prize | 0 |  |
Doctor Jalapeno | 3 years |
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Expect more soon... |
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| Hole-in-the-wall inventor dispensed to hole-in-the-ground | 0 | |
Doctor Jalapeno | 3 years |
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No more soon... |
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| Pakistani clerics agree to lift Facebook ban but insist Justin Bieber be blocked | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
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Here's Justin Bieber's video if you have not heard of him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4... |
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| Bankrupt Olympic Committee Choose Microsoft Clipart Stickman as Official Logo | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 3 years |
| History repeats itself after eating too many onions | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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more again soon... |
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| Clegg denial | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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Mr Clegg has denied that "Culture of failure" got him job as deputy PM... |
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| Science News | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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It was announced today that HM Treasury and Imperial college will join forces in a great project to "Extract Blood from a Stone" a spokesman said "in these fiscally challenging times, we owe it to... |
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| Summary of New Labour Published | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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The latest summary of the New labour experiment to be published will be titled, "The Blair Rich Project",it was announced today... |
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| Voting Reform explained | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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According to sources from the Westminster village, the much mooted "Voting Reforms"banged on about by Mr clegg will indeed be radical. It is rumoured that in a break in tradition from the usual... |
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| Journalist trapped in Bangkok brothel pleads on Twitter NOT to be rescued. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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A newspaperman sheltering from the fighting in Thailand made a heartfelt plea on Twitter for no-one to come to his rescue. After a week trapped in the Chucky Sukky Fukky brothel he said he would... |
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| 2012 Mascot Designer Wins Chemistry Nobel Prize 'For Distilling Pure Bullshit' | 0 | |
RockhopperPenguin | 3 years |
| Grateful British to advise Germans on how to run car industry | 1 | |
Des Custard | 3 years |
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Following the implementation of essential legislation to curtail the ability of financial services companies to make money, Britain is planning to show its gratitude with a series of initiatives to... |
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| Alan Deddicoat becomes Labour Spokesman as Voice of Ed Balls | 0 | |
gjp | 3 years |
| 2012 mascots cut, replaced by poison & variety theatre - Hemlock & Vaudeville | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| 2012 olympic mascot designer swears that they weren't designed by his children. | 0 | |
dan_waterworth | 3 years |
| 'Poundland' to be renamed 'One Pound and 14p Land' if VAT goes up | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Pakistani clerics set up Facebook group, "1 million for banning Facebook" | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| 1832 Reform Act to be repealed | 5 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Parents of missing rebelious teen in emotional appeal for him to stay missing | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Bradford man emerges after much plastic surgery to announce "I am Al Qaeda" | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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"Its no laughing matter" explained Mr Al Qaeda, a third generation Bradford Muslim "I had a little newsagents, Al Qaeda News, and it was constantly in the press, fire-bombed, and customers driven... |
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| Cheating Chancellor Summed Up | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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On paper George Osborne had impeccable economic credentials. The 40 something-year-old won a place at Oxford University with an an offer to repaper all the dons' studies free gratis (paste included).... |
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| Clare Short denies continuing 'bungs' to LibDems. | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| Police detained a man whom they believe put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp. | 4 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
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He’s has also asked for three other offences to be taken into consideration; putting the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong, the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop, and the dip in the dip da dip da dip. ... |
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| 10 Downing Street to Re-Open as Chinese Take-Away (under New Management) | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 3 years |
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Since niether PM David Cameron nor Deputy Clegg wish to move downmarket, number ten Downing Street has been sold off to help repay the National Debt and is to reopen as a Chinese Takeaway (Mandarin... |
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| Comedians to help environment by recycling Clegg/Cameron relationship jokes | 0 | |
thackaray | 3 years |
| German ban on shorts-selling hits Lederhosen makers. | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| Sherlock Holmes v Predator panned by critics as not inkeeping with Conan Doyle | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Criticism that the follow up to the new Sherlock Holmes movie is going to far from the original Arthur Conan Doyle books seems justified in view of the title of the follow up film due out in the... |
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| Second Balls brother urged to stand for sake of 'fatuous tabloid knob gags' | 1 | |
Skylarking | 3 years |
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An informal coalition of tabloid journalists and copy writers have made a public plea for the shadowy younger Balls brother David Balls to enter the Labour leadership contest in the interests of... |
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| Murray told "you're crap and you know it" by new Wimbledon poet | 1 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| Wimbledon’s new poet struggling to make ‘exits early’ rhyme with ‘Andy Murray’ | 3 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
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