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Newcastle fans condemn Pardew headbutt as ‘soft as southern shite, man’ 8
Midfield Diamond 04.03.14 11:37pm
The Last Detail
Hague returns from Ukraine visit with scrap of paper guaranteeing peace 0
Bigglesworth 04.03.14 11:33pm
Bigglesworth
Ukrainians reveal steppe by steppe plan to reclaim country from Russia... 0
The Last Detail 04.03.14 11:28pm
The Last Detail
Hope for peace as Putin invites Yatseniuk over for cocktails - Molotov cocktails 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 11:24pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Hague threatens to 'jump up and down' until Putin withdraws forces from Ukraine 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 10:41pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Nigella quits The Taste - Claims "So few opportunities for blatant innuendo"

Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson has confirmed that she is quitting The Taste and won't be back in a hurry for a second portion. Speaking on this weekend's Graham Norton show she says, "I won't be...

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Duff 04.03.14 9:38pm
Kevin the Swan
Experts Ready, With Camouflage, If East Europe Situation Worsens….

….to dress the UK as Ireland...

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Jesse Bigg 04.03.14 9:20pm
Jesse Bigg
Pope: Mi cazzo es su cazzo 1
Squudge 04.03.14 9:18pm
Kevin the Swan
Salmond refuses to be drawn on Crimean independence 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 9:11pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Putin Obama selfie smashes twitter records 0
TobiasBV 04.03.14 9:03pm
TobiasBV
Russian soldiers in top hats? Putin on the Blitz?

Might be a song in it...

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throngsman 04.03.14 8:58pm
throngsman
Could Be Worse….

…Like an easier limbo at Moscow Airport toilets...

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Jesse Bigg 04.03.14 8:56pm
Jesse Bigg
Higg's Boson Lost

The Director of CERN has announced the loss of the Higg's Boson, the subatomic particle the Multi-Billion Euro Large Hadron Collider facility was built to find. 'It was here, in my drawer, in a...

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throngsman 04.03.14 8:53pm
throngsman
"What's The Big Deal….

…I just came along here, with my mates for a 'selfie.", said some bloke called Putin...

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Jesse Bigg 04.03.14 8:31pm
Jesse Bigg
Disputin Putin puts boot in after Kyle confirms he's not Rasputin

with tip to bewsniscuit...

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irreverendJ 04.03.14 8:19pm
irreverendJ
World Cup: just 124 days until England are knocked out on penalties... 1
Tripod 04.03.14 8:16pm
irreverendJ
UK test fires "super elastic" catapult. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.03.14 7:58pm
Al OPecia
Reduced-size Britain to be known as FCUK (Formerly Called United Kingdom)

(acknowledgement to Andyiong)...

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Son of Barnabas 04.03.14 7:57pm
sydalg
Nile Ripper

Former Toon player disgusted at antics of Newcastle Manager Alan Pardew...

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foldyman 04.03.14 7:52pm
foldyman
Farage fuming over plan to rename south coast town 'Bogdan Regis'

Nigel Farage has declared that the West Sussex town of Bognor Regis will have its name changed to Bogdan Regis over his dead body! Looking clearly shaken by the news he told the press, "This is just...

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Duff 04.03.14 7:44pm
Duff
Call for more rigorous Aides testing as Cameron loses another close friend.

More later...

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spoole2112 04.03.14 6:39pm
jimmydodger
CPS to drop phone hacking charges

In a surprise announcement the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) today stated that the phone hacking charges facing former News of the World editor, Rebekah Brooks, were being withdrawn. However a CPS...

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throngsman 04.03.14 6:38pm
deceangli
Defence Council: "Pistorius Will Walk" 0
BewsNiscuit 04.03.14 6:18pm
BewsNiscuit
Putin Puttin' Boot In

Not Rasputin...

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BewsNiscuit 04.03.14 6:17pm
BewsNiscuit
Badgers "invited DEFRA to defend their cow friends"

More to follow...

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apepper 04.03.14 6:08pm
apepper
Mobile-phone company to increase phone spying charge 0
Dumbnews 04.03.14 5:59pm
Dumbnews
Slight Rise in Council Tax Forecast

The proposed rises are expected to be in line with the local rises in the water levels, with London experiencing a moderate rise in Council Tax, Scotland seeing a slight drop due to being permanently...

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throngsman 04.03.14 5:05pm
throngsman
Anger Attacks Might Solve Population Crisis

Research at Harvard has indicated that angry people have more heart attacks than chilled people and that the risk of a heart attack persists for up to two hours after reading the Daily Mail,...

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throngsman 04.03.14 5:03pm
throngsman
German physicists in disarray as they realise Angular Motion isn't Chancellor

Too technical?...

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throngsman 04.03.14 4:59pm
throngsman
Reformed 50s beat combo 'Light Brigade' advised to rethink Crimean tour dates. 0
spoole2112 04.03.14 4:44pm
spoole2112