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Tories propose chav name tax 1
curry muncher 3 years

In a move that will see a significant re-distribution of wealth, the Conservative Party has announced a revolutionary plan to tax names that do not conform to orthodox forms. The proposal will lead...

BP oil leak - huge crane to pull Gulf bathplug 'implausible at best' say experts 0
QorbeQ 3 years
BNP to open a chain of Hatemongers 2
the everlasting first 3 years

The British National Party today stated their intention to open a number of Hatemonger stores across the country to aid the economy and provide a place where bigots and Xenophobes can once again air...

Reminder: Election Night Special to be screened on Election Night. Book now. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Somalia challenges record set in Brixham for the largest gathering of pirates. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Greek public sector workers kick off a 48-hour walkout and productivity goes up. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Bath man takes shower 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Guardian dinees use of submililinal "Vote Troy" messages in headlines. 2
Ostsee 3 years

With all credit to simonjmr. Thanks...

Royal Mail order 5 million "While you were out" cards to deliver postal votes 0
Iamthestig 3 years

More at your nearest collection point!...

Eurocrats demand that “W” should be renamed “Double V” 0
Rorschach 3 years

Britain is coming under increased pressure from bureaucrats within the European Parliament to rename the letter W, following the publication of the latest report from the Euro Curvature Committee. ...

The Sun denies use of subliminal "vote Tory" messages in headlines 1
simonjmr 3 years
Poll shock:97% of voters believe politicians run the country. Sigh. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Swiss man marries stoat 1
PluckyMunky 3 years

'This is the happiest day of my life', said Hans Jongleman. 'We have talked about marriage for so long and now our dreams have come true.' The couple went off on honeymoon to Benidorm, after a...

Child hospitalised after mishearing playground game as 'paper, scissors, stoat' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Brown proposes, "best of three?" 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Look! 1
g ropper 3 years

nosey bastard,none of your charlie big spuds straight to the point.all you need to stop muggers is to do away with paper money altogether,come on altogether.a fifty pound coin the size of a tractors...

Newspaper agony aunt arrested, S&M equipment confiscated 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Sun newspaper agony aunt Deidre Sanders was being held in police custody last night following reports that she had been taking the 'agony' part of her job 'much too seriously'. The arrest took place...

Bin Laden furious about canvassers constantly knocking at cave door 3
Genghis Cohen 3 years

Osama bin Laden today spoke out against what he called 'the West’s evil, unremitting campaign of persecution’ waged by local party activists determined to secure his support in Thursday’s...

Greece to get Lardy cake rations 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
British liberal disappointed at Pakistan NY bomb connection 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

I'd really hoped it was some rabid right-wing nutter bombing against Obamacare...

Tories suggest Duckworth Lewis method to calculate easier majority target 0
ianslat 3 years
Shrewsbury man commits suicide over mother in law 4
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

An inquest has determined a Shrewsbury man, died of asphyxiation and drowning as he committed suicide after enduring nightly dreams of his mother in law., The body of Ivor Polarbee 41, was...

David Cameron's election winning song unveiled 1
simonjmr 3 years

"The Way it is" by Bruce Hornsby and the Range Standing in line marking time--, Waiting for the welfare dime, 'Cause they can't buy a job, The man in the silk suit hurries by, As he catches the...

British office worker finds German colleague not on vacation. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Thai redshirts become tie die shirts as anaemia takes its toll 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Derry air full of volcano ash 0
edward hack 3 years

Flights grounded as wind brings more misery to NI airports...

BP highlight health benefits of slick as price of oily fish plummets 0
gjp 3 years
Redgrave family regret changing their surname from Red. 1
PluckyMunky 3 years
Brown in trouble again after forgetting the baby monitor is on 0
nealdoran 3 years

On a brief respite from electioneering to spend time with his family, Labour Party leader Gordon Brown found that lightning can strike twice after making an unfortunate unguarded remark when checking...

Sun newspaper slated for its Redgrave Bingo game. 45, 70, 67, more soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years