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Succinct speaker to deliver the 2014 Brief lectures

(gets coat)...

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Smart Alex 27.09.13 10:49pm
Smart Alex
UN asks Nick Clegg - 'Who the f**k are you?'

While our glorious Deputy Prime Minister lectured the General Assembly in New York on their general failings, people from around the world asked as one: 'Who is this bozo?'. Undaunted by their...

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Wrenfoe 27.09.13 10:38pm
Two pound coin collector claims 'they'll be worth alot, one day' 0
TobiasBV 27.09.13 10:11pm
TobiasBV
RIM Announces New Beer Mat Division. More Soon

Reposting from chat room...

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Kurt Degerstrom 27.09.13 10:08pm
Kurt Degerstrom
Party Conference Hysteria Grips Britain’s Teens

A new craze is sweeping through communities the length and breadth of Britain with a devastating effect on the health and wellbeing of the nation’s teenagers. A phenomenon which combines a hysteria...

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Ned Geller 27.09.13 10:03pm
Ned Geller
Public in shock as conspiracy theorist reveals truths on blog

The world was stunned today as Peter Wells revealed shocking truths about the unknown ruling elite who are the puppet masters of international government., In a new post on his personal blog...

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fernandomando 27.09.13 8:07pm
Al OPecia
Man with upturned nose on forehead branded a snob

More nose later...

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davetwojackets 27.09.13 8:05pm
irreverendJ
Dentist to deliver teeth lectures...

as a fill-in...

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Loundshay 27.09.13 7:54pm
Loundshay
Mick Jagger to deliver Keef lectures 0
nickb 27.09.13 7:50pm
nickb
Rouhani presents John Kerry with Persian Rug. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.09.13 7:44pm
Al OPecia
DFID support for Kenyan pop-up shop programme "to be re-thought". 0
Al OPecia 27.09.13 7:34pm
Al OPecia
Smoking reduces stress of consequences of smoking, says smoker 1
Dumbnews 27.09.13 7:31pm
Al OPecia
Zombies 'sick to death' of inaccurate and offensive portrayal during Halloween

As Halloween fast approaches, several zombies have aired their frustration at being portrayed as 'brain-dead, blood-sucking monsters', and have called for retailers to remove fake blood, masks and...

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Jesus H 27.09.13 6:17pm
Robopop
Emotional roller-coaster closed due to instability.

Hat-tip to nickb...

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FOAD 27.09.13 5:58pm
FOAD
Couple addicted to sex diagnosed as bonkers

Shirly must have been done?...

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beau-jolly 27.09.13 4:38pm
beau-jolly
Fat posh Russian woman says yes. Lardy da!

. sorry - drunk...

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nickb 27.09.13 4:31pm
nickb
Howard Marks to deliver reefer lectures

Hat tip to Roy Bland. I am eating cornflakes straight from the packet...

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CulchaVulcha 27.09.13 4:26pm
CulchaVulcha
England’s women footballers to consider gender reassignment surgery

The only thing standing in the way of England and World Cup glory is a cock and a pair of balls, according to football experts. After the England women’s team notched up consecutive 6-0 and 8-0...

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Gary Stanton 27.09.13 4:18pm
nickb
Armed response alert following mental hospital outbreak cancelled...

after police realise it's just Fresher's week at Stockport College...

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irreverendJ 27.09.13 3:33pm
irreverendJ
Labour Join Tories In ‘Giving Up’ On Slothful, Claim Bums Nationwide

http://www.libdemvoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/miliband.jpg Britain’s idlers were left disillusioned after an appearance by Labour leader Ed Miliband in Edinburgh earlier this week....

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Bart Verhoeven 27.09.13 3:31pm
Bart Verhoeven
James Bond goes solo...

Speaking at the launch of the new book, [i]Solo[/i], author William Boyd said “I’ve taken Bond back to basics. Instead of shagging a bevy of beautiful girls with appealingly silly names, Bond...

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Tripod 27.09.13 3:19pm
Sinnick
Mathletes set to smash national record

Adjudicators from the Guinness book of records will be poised and ready with their whistles and stopwatches tonight, when males from the nation's mathematics fraternity attempt to break the record...

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Robopop 27.09.13 2:56pm
Robopop
Paper Shop Turned Into Paper Elephant By Origami Gang

More news as it unfolds...

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Flugelbinder 27.09.13 2:47pm
Flugelbinder
Iceland not stocking 'psycho' outfits as most customers wearing them already 0
Oxbridge 27.09.13 2:34pm
Oxbridge
Sports Direct closes down after withdrawing clothing for the mentally ill. 0
Ref Minor 27.09.13 2:15pm
Ref Minor
Barely Acquainted Workplace Colleagues Maintain Eye Contact At All Costs

Workplace colleagues John Dobie and Scott Carlson, who have worked together at Syntech Electronics for 3 years, yesterday walked toward each other for an extended period whilst being extremely...

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SimonJJames 27.09.13 1:08pm
Ref Minor
Bondage Dungeon owners in shock as local WI book for a tea party

BDSM specialist dungeon "Tight Corners" based in Little Fiddling in Hampshire were shocked to find their special bondage dungeon had been booked by the local WI for cream teas with scones. "We were...

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AReader 27.09.13 11:12am
Flugelbinder
Lidl Stocks Costume For "Person Just Barely On Autistic Spectrum"

Bargain basement mental illness?...

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SimonJJames 27.09.13 11:09am
SimonJJames
Trumpton Village Hall booked for bondage workshop

A "relationship support" meeting booked by 'Miss Lovelace', Mitzi, Daphne and Lulu, at the village hall has been cancelled amid fears that it was being used as a bondage workshop. The move comes...

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Ian Searle 27.09.13 10:41am
AReader
Clam to give the 2014 Reith Lectures

A 500-year-old clam has been invited to give the 2014 Reith Lectures. It is believed it will be the first time a mollusc has been invited to give the lectures since they were inaugurated in 1948....

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roybland 27.09.13 9:46am
Oxbridge