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| Cameron outlaws any Tory views dating from 1922 | 0 |  |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Further Tory backbench apoplexy as coalition renamed civil partnership | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Boy pin-up announces separation: ‘Conservatism and I have just drifted apart’ | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Millibands to merge to become 'Dedward' | 1 | |
ianslat | 3 years |
| Performance-related pay to apply to Witchfinder General | 0 | |
Zadok the second | 3 years |
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In an attempt to bring parliament into the twenty-first century, one of the first acts of the new Liberal-Conservative government will be the introduction of a performance aspect into the... |
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| If anyone needs any sex tips | 0 | |
clockwork apple | 3 years |
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just let me no,Im a expert,Ive spent over 50 years practicing alone in a cave in the Himmilayas just outside Clacton on Seaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar jim lad... |
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| Court grants BA unions the right to commit suicide, hopefully soon. | 1 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| France to patent high security window locks for art galleries. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
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Tried, tested and failed... |
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| Meanwhile somewhere in London...................... | 0 | |
clockwork apple | 3 years |
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Boris.and bus conducters patroling the streets of London armed with the latist ticket machines keeping the public safe,good idea dont you think?, Clegg.Fantastic idea,and Ill get rid of all those... |
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| Food for World Cup[ | 1 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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Tired of eating the same old stuff while watching englands World cup dream disappear?, new in the shops now- a food product for all the family, at last Mum, Dad Grandad and the Kids will all enjoy... |
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| Shock as Labour leadership candidate announced | 1 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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In a shock move designed to unite all parties across Westmister in one common goal, Nick Clegg has announced his intention to run for the post of Labour Party Leader."Its time we had a new form of... |
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| Police Clean up | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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It has been announced that Crimewatch will stage a reconstruction of the infamous "Jack the Ripper" crimes in attempt to help get the oldest murder case off the Mets books. "In these days of target... |
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| Chip makers faces EU price fixing probe | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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The UK's fish and chip shops are today accused by the EU competition commitee of colluding with American based fast food franchises such as Burger King, MacDonalds and KFC to set the price of chips... |
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| Cameron appoints Minister for Sleaze | 4 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'I want it organised properly', said the new Prime Minister... |
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| 'No more aid' insist Africans | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Several African nations have contacted UK charities in recent weeks insisting they are no longer willing to accept financial aid due to the continued criticism they receive for imprisoning, murdering... |
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| BA cabin crew walkout, 6 dead | 0 | |
OffTopic | 3 years |
| Greece braced for new Mass Strike | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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"We are fed up with people pointing the finger" say greek Catholic Preists... |
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| Rape 'felt like minor theft' says victim. | 1 | |
doublehelix | 3 years |
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Speaking of her ordeal, 38 year-old Anita Sandringham today told reporters it was 'just like having costume jewelry and electronic goods of a relatively low value stolen from my house. I feel... |
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| Labour Leadership candidate’s mentors revealed | 0 | |
gjp | 3 years |
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The Labour Leadership election process started in earnest today with the mentors finding out which hopeful will be in their camp. A delighted Louis Walsh, who is only just learning how to clap,... |
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| political News Just in | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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Clegg, Cameron deny "Government of the Vanities" claimmore to follow... |
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| Wenlock and Mandeville joint favourites for Labour leadership | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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Olympic mascots Wenlock and Mandeville have become the front-runners in the Labour leadership race. ‘This pair of strange, amorphous, genderless beings are exactly what the party needs,’ said... |
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| Curlew extended over Thailand | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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Great Bustards and Corncrakes decline... |
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| Milliband brothers intimidate Leadership rivals. Balls held firm. | 0 | |
gjp | 3 years |
| Pricky Dicky Begins 'Cheney For Dictator' Campaign in US | 1 | |
rfreed | 3 years |
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The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping... |
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| Government cancels HIPs, elderly patients undertake slow, painful protest march | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Report into general election voting chaos defends coalition outcome | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| GMC says Brown premiership highlights need for new approach to terminal care | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Radio scrappage idea not new says head of BBC Six Music | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| London Olympic mascot designers to undergo drug tests | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Taiwanese Red-Shirt Protester shunned by family after incorrect laundry setting | 6 | |
dan_waterworth | 3 years |
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