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Osama bin Laden's Post Mortem Bestsellers

Osama's Bestsellers It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his...

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30.04.12 5:59am
Latest report on grade inflation 'the best ever' 1
Des Custard 30.04.12 5:57am
Mr Target
God Forsakes His Early Work, Calls Bible "Trashy, Populist"

Popular spiritual writer God shocked literary audiences around the world earlier this weak with a stream of scathing invective against his most enduring work, The Bible. "A dark, angry being, whose...

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Textbook 30.04.12 3:54am
Textbook
'Two out of four' children dont understand fractions 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:03pm
Underconstruction
Infantry leader re-tweets 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:00pm
Underconstruction
Comparison website apologises for advert "simply not annoying enough"

"We feel like we have not only let the public down, but ourselves too, said a representative for Compare-U-Ware website today. We could not come up with a daft dog, racist meerkat, singing oaf or...

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Crippen 29.04.12 9:12pm
Crippen
Olympic Military Presence Causes False Starts Uproar

Athletes competing in this summer's London Olympics are reported to be up in arms (sic) at the prospect of a huge military presence at the Games. They fear that the firing of ground-to-air and...

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GKen 29.04.12 8:29pm
GKen
Murdoch in market for more “free war” sports

Rupert Murdoch, the sinister 80 year old selective amnesiac media baron has expressed an interest in broadcasting sports events bundled with free mounting civil unrest. Last weekend’s Bahrain...

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pitflaps 29.04.12 5:28pm
pitflaps
China to offer top value at new ‘World-buying centre’

“We only pay the best prices” says Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao at the opening of another branch of the Chinese ‘World-buying Centre’. “With money being tight for a lot of countries, you...

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Mandy Lifeboat 30.04.12 11:11am
writinginbsl
Offal restaurant panned by Tripe Advisor 2
nickb 30.04.12 11:17am
Scronnyglonkle
Budget airline passenger stunned by offer of upgrade "to pilot" 10
nickb 01.05.12 11:47pm
RickH
AA Gill snears at BB King 8
nickb 29.04.12 7:56pm
nickb
Murdoch threatens UK with ugly page three girls 1
nickb 30.04.12 9:06am
Sinnick
Seasoned traveller recommends vinaigrette sun cream 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
nickb
Lucky Strike smoker unluckily struck by Lucky Strike truck 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
nickb
Wettest drought since records began 0
Oxbridge 29.04.12 4:11pm
Oxbridge
Horoscopes for May

Aries, After years of practice, you finally master your new handshake. Just as the other person grips, you move so that they grab your finger instead, pull back and fart. This amuses you greatly....

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seymour totti 03.05.12 7:24pm
dvo4fun
Cameron says "No Grand deal with Murdochs", Its was several Hundred Grand

Brown envelope later...

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virtuallywill 29.04.12 2:12pm
virtuallywill
Man fined for using hosepipe to pump water out of garden

More soon....

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Haywood Manley 30.04.12 12:37pm
button
IKEA sponsorship of superhero movie ill advised after Avengers Assemble failure 0
simonjmr 29.04.12 9:01am
simonjmr
Train suicide man faces 45 year wait for train to heaven due to live man on line

Recently deceased, Martin Rackly, is one of a number of ex-persons awaiting access to heaven. Despite taking his own life by jumping in front of a train during rush hour just outside London, there is...

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kga6 29.04.12 12:01pm
ronseal
Met Office rollout of Olympic 2012 Weather a triumph.

This weekends successful test of the weather for the 2012 Olympics has given everyone a taste of what to expect. Coming straight after the police 'Nutter with a grudge' test last Friday the final...

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MADJEZ 30.04.12 11:15am
writinginbsl
UK Border Force prepared for "near catastrophic meltdown" over Olympics

The UK Border Force says it is now fully aware of the shit storm in which it will soon be engulfed, as millions of people from all over the world attempt to negotiate their way through the chaotic...

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grumblechops 29.04.12 1:36am
grumblechops
Ground-to-air missile system to be sited on Eastenders Queen Vic during Olympics 0
Mandy Lifeboat 28.04.12 9:02pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Land-bank fraud victims told to invest in unicorn studs & money trees instead.

More stories of gullible folk soon...

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MADJEZ 28.04.12 8:47pm
MADJEZ
Animal Cloning Arm of WWF to re-brand as WTF 0
allmyownstunts 28.04.12 6:35pm
allmyownstunts
Please Pull Our Shrowds Down When Your Finished

An Egyptian man who “mistakingly” thought that the Egyptian Farewell Intercourse Law had already been passed has been awarded undisclosed damages after his passionate farewell to his dead...

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Youngcrow 28.04.12 5:16pm
Youngcrow
Office worker loses pen

John Smith turned up to work on Monday. He sat down. He reached for his pen. It wasn’t there. He looked for it for a while before having a cup of tea. Refreshed, he had another look. Still no luck....

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Yikes 29.04.12 10:30pm
nickb
MI6 death: chief tells maverick detective it's an open and shut case 2
ronseal 28.04.12 2:38pm
ronseal
Customs officer asks MI6 spy "Did you pack yourself in this bag? More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.04.12 12:30pm
dominic_mcg