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"Fees high? Ho hum." Says energy giant 2
Dick Everyman 15.11.12 8:31am
dvo4fun
Ancient Mayan text finally translated as 'Great Practical Jokes Annual 2013' 0
wallster 15.11.12 8:22am
wallster
New Year's dishonours list to acknowledge 'worst and most annoying' of society

Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year's dishonours list have been leaked and the list, if confirmed, includes dozens of newly minted twats, pricks, sods...

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Golgo13 15.11.12 8:00am
Gerontius
End Poverty Alliance calls for tighter definition of Filthy Rich

Amidst fears that CEO's salary could soon be caught by current definition...

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15.11.12 7:11am
PPP initiative to bring harmony to '30 days of bloody charity'

In the face of desperate public pleas to disaggregate autumn charity events so that Poppy Day, Children in Need, Movember and Halloween don't all come at once. The CEOs of the organising charities...

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Squudge 14.11.12 11:38pm
Yikes
INTERNET CLOSED THIS WEEKEND FOR ENGINEERING WORK

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVQbOr7WtnxanTBTLwyo9oKVGw6-TBhPTfzks8xq6wosBpSpLe The internet is to close this weekend for urgent engineering work. The shadowy committee of warlords,...

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Peter749400 14.11.12 10:34pm
deskpilot3
Israel supports European austerity protests in series of strikes

With dozens of flights suffering delays and cancelations due to anti-austerity strikes and protests across Europe, Israel has shown its support in a series of strikes of its own. The day of action...

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Dick Everyman 14.11.12 10:27pm
Dick Everyman
'The Hour' to replace 'Newsnight' in late-night BBC2 slot, says Davie. 1
pinxit 14.11.12 10:07pm
custard cream
Scottish Football League to restructure all teams into one Third Division 0
TerribleTim 14.11.12 10:00pm
TerribleTim
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A four-star General, Petraeus,, Is a jolly good fellow, so say us;, His mistress’s gob, Was a blow on his job, Before he had chance to betray us...

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malgor 14.11.12 9:39pm
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Damion All Bran, Hairy Cornflake unveil sound art piece for radio's 100th

It was inspired by diverse but familiar sounds like the noise of Rice Krispies and John Peel jiggling his keys in his trouser pockets. Two giants of the radio and breakfast cereal world have...

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CulchaVulcha 14.11.12 7:42pm
CulchaVulcha
The Life of Pi 3 - "No more Pi for me" - Lee

14 November 2015., After the huge successes of “Life of Pi” and “Life of Pi 2 – The Pi of the Tiger” Ang Lee, director of “Life of Pi 3 - And a Bit more Pi”, has said that this will be...

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Charnztheoriginal 14.11.12 6:26pm
Charnztheoriginal
Traffic warden’s camera reveals hazardous blockage

In a bizarre twist of fate a Shropshire traffic warden was given an early indication of an abnormality in his rectum. Thomas Davies, 49 was on patrol in the sleepy town of Ludlow and had just taken...

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Dick Everyman 14.11.12 4:00pm
Dick Everyman
Tourettes Sufferers With Swear Boxes, To Link Up With Savings Bank......

'It's effing logical, in it!'...

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Jesse Bigg 14.11.12 3:48pm
Lucy4
FA announces referees to be issued with black card to tackle racism 0
custard cream 14.11.12 3:35pm
custard cream
Sugar lumps not performance enhancing insists Dettori 0
Drylaw 14.11.12 3:21pm
Drylaw
Paris announces Marchelib' - new shoe sharing scheme

The mayor of Paris, Bertrand Delanoë, is at it again in his campaign to clean up the city. Back in 2007, he [url=http://www.france-today.com/search/label/Velib]gave[/url] Parisians Vélib', the...

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bavardage 14.11.12 3:18pm
bavardage
Frankie Dettori qualifies for Tour De France 2013. 1
Zen 14.11.12 3:03pm
custard cream
US invades itself to bring democracy to Florida

Less than a week after his re-election, Barack Obama announced today that the US army is to invade the United States of America early next week in an effort to bring 'western-style democracy' to the...

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Andrew 14.11.12 3:02pm
custard cream
BBC to mark 90 years of Damon Albarn dabbling in tiresome solo projects

With the last Blur album Think Tank (1908) a distant memory, the BBC is set to celebrate the 90th anniversary of Damon Albarn's first first tediously worthwhile solo project. All BBC Radio stations...

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Skylarking 14.11.12 2:59pm
custard cream
Frankie Dettorie 'thought ketamine was for me not the horse' claim

more soon....

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custard cream 14.11.12 2:58pm
custard cream
Galaxy extension ‘ruined by rogue planet’, claims The Sun. 0
malgor 14.11.12 2:25pm
malgor
Newsnight editor refuses to name Dettori

maybe this needs to said in an Irish accent ?...

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charlies_hat 14.11.12 2:24pm
malgor
Irish doctors blame faulty batch of leeches for woman's death 0
Lucy4 14.11.12 2:00pm
Lucy4
Dettori tests positive for Velcro 1
14.11.12 1:08pm
button
New Chinese leader selected because of his mastery of 321 gesture

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custard cream 14.11.12 12:23pm
custard cream
Damon Albarn marks 90 uncontroversial minutes of BBC broadcasting

A composition by Blur frontman Damon Albarn will be played to on Wednesday to mark 90 uncontroversial minutes of BBC broadcasting More soon...

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simonjmr 14.11.12 12:20pm
simonjmr
'Not much shock and hardly any awe' reveals Petraeus' mistress 1
custard cream 14.11.12 12:17pm
Lucy4
Dyslexic executive blamed for renewing Toyota Recall franchise 0
Not Amused 14.11.12 11:16am
Not Amused
Strategic failures blamed on US general’s failure to think ‘outside the box’ 0
medici2471 14.11.12 10:49am
medici2471