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Stephen Hawking to feature in first episode of The Voice 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Osborne: 'Rise in stranded out-of-fuel drivers shows new confidence in economy' 3
3 years

The AA has reported a 20% increase in call-outs from motorists who have run out of fuel, a figure hailed by keen motorist George Osborne as 'a real sign of growing confidence in Britain.' With...

Roman stash found in Bath - shows ancient tax evasion say experts 0
weematt 3 years

Our history correspondent reports. Archaeologists were not surprised when about £350K in Roman coins from about 270AD were found in Bath. Around that time, in what we now call England, there was a...

Professional Wrestling To Drop The Pretense And Embrace Sodomy 6
Textbook 3 years

After years and years of rumour and innuendo, professional wrestling league WWF finally decided to drop the act and change the rule books to allow for hardcore man on man sex in the ring. Harris...

No-show by caber thrower – Didn't appear to give a toss 1
weematt 3 years

caber n. A long heavy wooden pole tossed end over end as a demonstration of strength in Scottish highland games. Read more:...

Police hunt mischievous Rabbi after anonymous tip-off. 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Cash-strapped Beeb forced to show reruns of The News 0
grumblechops 3 years

BBC News chiefs today revealed that budget constraints had left them with no alternative but to fill some of its airtime with repeats of classic episodes from days gone by. Director General Mark...

New Inland Revenue campaign - Being rich needn't be taxing 0
weematt 3 years
Roger Povey 3 years

A man and his wife, Jill, intend to take the Water Board, The Army and the NHS to court following what he sees as atrocious behaviour from all three. The man and his wife, Jill, are required to make...

Heston Blumenthal latest. Canine testes on toast. The dog's bollocks say critics 2
weematt 3 years
Ticket sales "slow" for Hindenburg 2 maiden flight. 0
AledW 3 years

German aviation engineers left deflated...

Liverpool fans claim Andy Carroll was lifeless for more than 78 mins 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Shock as woman listens to Sunday Love Songs without ulterior motive 0
Oxbridge 3 years

Sociologists across Britain are hailing a breakthrough in human behaviour last Sunday morning as a 37-year-old woman from Buckinghamshire sat through Steve Wright's Sunday Love Songs on Radio 2...

CBI slam Love Your Neighbour religion as "anti-business" 0
blackbroom 3 years

Business leaders are pressing the government to change the established state religion from the Church of England to a non-Christian belief system. The CBI have expressed concern that worshipping a...

Leaked video of Tulisa sex tape apology "100% fake" say lawyers 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Michelle Obama asks De Niro "Are you talkin' to me?" 0
charlies_hat 3 years
F1: Expectations lowered at Scooteria Ferrari 0
JustSomeBloke 3 years
British Tourist Arrested At JFK.... 3
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."Just cos I asked an immigration bloke, where abouts can I buy some fags?"...

Tulisa ‘intimate moment’ online vid features star in romantic candlelit dinner. 3
Gary Stanton 3 years

X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos has said she is ‘devastated’ after an intimate video of her sharing a ‘romantic meal for two’ with an ex-boyfriend was circulated on the internet. ...

Coalition delighted. 24/7 "I WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" channel planned 0
weematt 3 years
Correct pronunciation of 'harassed' confirmed as causing internal smugness 2
MagnusOpum 3 years

Scientists in the University of Essex's socio-studies group have confirmed that people who read the word 'harassed' and pronounce it in the typical English manner receive high levels of dopamine...

Family brought together to support sick relative becomes dysfunctional again 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

A family that put their troubles to one side and came together in support of a desperately-ill family member has fallen out again, with many divisions. Rivalries and long-standing feuds were only...

Carefree OAP Blaring Ace Tunes on Bus leaves 3 Teenage Boys Terrified. 0
Tenpenny 3 years

Sara crouch(37) recalls the 'tense atomsphere and sheer intimidation factor' caused by who she describes as a 'social misfit' and 'menace to public safety'., 'She was slouched back in her seat...

Toulouse gunman "brought to his knees" 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
"Power of Prayer" lobby targets Clarkson, Pickles, Gove. 0
nickb 3 years

Football crowds round the country will be recruited by the new Power of Prayer movement to stop the hearts of unpopular public figures.  But football fans who like Jeremy Clarkson have both...

Granny Tax critics include Ann Robinson, Mick Jagger and Wayne Rooney 0
ronseal 3 years
Fat bloke who can't stop sending boastful letters identified as Round Robin 0
ronseal 3 years
Palace reveals Queen 2.0 4
Boutros 3 years

The Palace revealed the long anticipated Queen 2.0 at Parliament today. Completely revised and overhauled, the new Majesty should be good to see service for another 25 years, a spokesman said. It's...

Armed French police delayed storming flat to get more overtime. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Shoe repair shop defies laws of physics by not offering key cutting service. 0
dandare70 3 years