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RBS to remain Scottish indefinitely 1
Des Custard 09.07.12 3:19pm
Tomfinger
Osborne identifies banking's inherent problem

Chancellor George Osborne conceded today that changing the culture of British banks would be an extremely difficult task, admitting in an appearance before a Commons Select Committee that, ‘by...

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Teddy 09.07.12 3:04pm
kimllfixit
New Skyscraper Causes "Architecture Race" in Industrial Europe

Citizens of London can turn their tea-swilling eyes to the sky this summer, and behold the great and mighty, obnoxiously bright, the imaginatively named, the overtly pointless "Shard". Soaring at...

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Jared 09.07.12 2:37pm
beau-jolly
Federer condemned for not letting the Scottish guy win.

Tennis supremo Roger Federer was widely condemned today after his harsh defeat of Andy Murray, who was driven to tears by the humourless Swiss player. Although Federer has already won at Wimbledon...

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bonjonelson 09.07.12 1:36pm
Boutros
E L James shopper mistakenly downloads Visage single 0
seymour totti 09.07.12 1:31pm
seymour totti
Moody's upgrades London rooftop flak batteries to triple A rating 0
rustytruss 09.07.12 12:48pm
rustytruss
Met Office warn that a month's worth of rain expected in August

more or less...

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tedweasel 09.07.12 12:33pm
tedweasel
BBC Parliament bring hit show 'Tucker's Luck' out of retirement for one day only 0
SpankyMonkey 09.07.12 12:17pm
SpankyMonkey
Higgs Boson Fails To Improve World

A week after being discovered the Higgs Boson has failed to improve anyone’s life in any way whatsoever. Devastated scientists at CERN have admitted they got a bit carried away with the discovery...

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daneade 09.07.12 12:11pm
daneade
Dunblane cafe replaces Swiss roll with "Scottish Crumble" 0
JohnA 09.07.12 11:59am
JohnA
Usain Bolt "dead cert for gold in the Olympic Invisible Archery competition"

http://2012route66trip.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/usainbolt.jpg...

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JohnA 09.07.12 11:56am
JohnA
Bradley Wiggins denies taking drugs - “the Olympic athletes bought the lot”

Bradley Wiggins’ first day in the yellow jersey in the Tour de France was marred by insinuations his improved showing was due to performance enhancing drugs. Wiggins used the post-stage press...

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Yikes 09.07.12 11:40am
Yikes
Britain's Andy Murray wins first set, Scotland's Andy Murray loses next three

More next year...

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Oxbridge 09.07.12 10:19am
cinquecento
Royal box gets a soaking as Murray holds his own 0
medici2471 09.07.12 10:07am
medici2471
Duff Crumbles And Files Copy Based On "The Joke"

Scottish No.1 tennis player Andy Murray has had his nationality recategorised from British to Scottish with immediate effect, following his abysmal performance in the Men's Singles Final today at...

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Duff 09.07.12 9:58am
medici2471
Scotsman arrested in Wimbledon following tear up after mens final 0
charlies_hat 09.07.12 9:14am
charlies_hat
Little Boy who cried 'Wolf' found working in marketing 0
ronseal 09.07.12 9:12am
ronseal
Relief as Ice Age 5: Extinction announced for release next summer

The final sequel is a necessary evil...

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quango 09.07.12 8:57am
kimllfixit
Millions relieved to drop "Scottish heritage" after Murray loses final

As workers return to the office after a weekend of sporting misery, millions of people were finally able to remove the little Scottish flag from their desks and go back to being English., On leaving...

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kimllfixit 09.07.12 8:37am
kimllfixit
South Korea increases blubber targets; Murray cancels tour of East Asia 0
cinquecento 09.07.12 8:00am
cinquecento
Scottish delicatessen removes Swiss cheese from sale

"It's gone rather hard" said the owner "and our customers complained of a bitter aftertaste"...

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JohnA 09.07.12 7:22am
Rabbie Burns, Billy Connolly, Alex Salmond, Sean Connery, Robert the Bruce...

Lulu, Rob Roy, William Wallace, Sheena Easton - can you hear me, Sheena Easton? Your boy took one hell of a beating! Your boy took one hell of a beating!...

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Ironduke 09.07.12 7:00am
nickb
Food rationing to end on Isle of Wight

Food rationing on the Isle of Wight could be over by Christmas. Government officials were startled to learn the wartime measure has continued on the remote island and former Hampshire province long...

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DorsetBoy 09.07.12 2:49am
DorsetBoy
Duff Said To Be "Gutted" At Murray Defeat

Newsbiscuit contributor, Duff, is said to be gutted at Andy Murray's four set defeat at Wimbledon earlier today. Speaking to anyone prepared to listen he said, "Well undoubtedly this does allow us...

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Duff 08.07.12 9:33pm
Yikes
Duff Sharpens Pencil In Readiness To Use "The Joke" - 2

There is tension across all of Newsbiscuit today about who will get the best take on "The Joke" as Andy Murray prepares to attempt become the first 'British' finalist in the men's singles at...

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Duff 08.07.12 9:24pm
Duff
England's cricket team defy national expectations and stuff the Aussies

and frankly the Aussies are lucky to get nil...

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JohnA 08.07.12 9:15pm
JohnA
Google To Lease Storage Space In People's Heads To Handle Massive Internet Data.

Internet giant Google has come up with a solution to its data storage problems. The exponential growth in the use of the Internet has caused many of the top web site facilities to experience...

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08.07.12 9:13pm
JohnA
John Lydon to run for MP in forthcoming by-election

John Lydon, formerly Johnny Rotten, lead singer with punk rock group The Sex Pistols, who recently appeared on Question Time, is to stand as a candidate for the forthcoming Bromley by-election. ...

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Mark Gregory 08.07.12 9:09pm
JohnA
Andy Murray downgraded from British to Scottish.

More in another 74 years...

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monty 08.07.12 9:05pm
bonjonelson
Murray reverts to being shit at tennis 0
antharrison 08.07.12 8:57pm
antharrison