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Typing Error Causes Commons Chaos

"This is all very unfortunate" said Prime Minister Cameron yesterday. "We wished the house to debate a government motion stating that 'This house condemns utterly the use of chemical weapons. If...

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Titus 30.08.13 9:27pm
Titus
Assad to star in 'Who Do You Think You Gassed?' 1
Squudge 30.08.13 9:17pm
Titus
Air-rage monk loses Frequent Friar status 1
sydalg 30.08.13 8:51pm
Smart Alex
Man who bought Herman Melville novel found to have a Moby Dick 0
Smart Alex 30.08.13 8:49pm
Smart Alex
Proprietress of Somerset Tourist attraction found to have a Wookey Hole 0
Smart Alex 30.08.13 8:46pm
Smart Alex
UK government suffering from 'aggression fatigue' 2
GrumpyCat 30.08.13 8:45pm
GrumpyCat
Railways to charge peeping Toms more to travel at peek times 7
Smart Alex 30.08.13 7:27pm
Arthur
Edinburgh Zoo claims male panda may be pregnant too. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 30.08.13 6:57pm
Titus
'MPs Only Rejected Syria Vote Because They Resented Interrupted Holidays' Claim 3
Titus 30.08.13 5:13pm
Arthur
French fries to be reinstated on USA restaurant menus 0
Arthur 30.08.13 5:08pm
Arthur
Only country to ever drop atomic bomb stands firm against use of evil weapons 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.08.13 3:06pm
Flugelbinder
Friesian Cattle Culled by Badger Marksman With No Concept Of Perspective

Mooooooooooore soon...

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Flugelbinder 30.08.13 3:01pm
Flugelbinder
Gibraltar gets ready for Spanish ownership after Cameron vows to protect them 0
simonjmr 30.08.13 2:52pm
simonjmr
Cows form their own militia army in response to repeated delays in badger cull 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.08.13 2:42pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Man found hiding in train toilet only paid bog standard fair 4
davetwojackets 30.08.13 12:59pm
davetwojackets
George Cloony and David Cameron for Bond Film.

George Cloony admitted to wanting the role of Drax in forthcoming remake of the James Bond movie Moonraker He said "I have put considerable amounts of time and money into this project. The role has...

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Ian Collier 30.08.13 12:55pm
Ian Collier
UK Government publishes Parliament recall schedule

The Government has just published a schedule for future world crises which will trigger the recall of parliament in order to allow MPs to plan their holidays better. Similar to the new “Forward...

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rogerg 30.08.13 12:09pm
rogerg
Met Police arrest entire 1970s. 4
Sfox 30.08.13 12:04pm
AReader
‘Lame Duck’ Cameron considers Rio Paralympics

Prime Minister David Cameron is weighing up his chances for the 2016 Paralympics in Rio since last night’s vote on Syria qualified him to participate in the recently announced ‘Lame Duck’...

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cinnahmon 30.08.13 11:54am
cinnahmon
Assad calls for military action in UK after badger cull details leaked 0
simonjmr 30.08.13 11:54am
simonjmr
Badger Cull Causes Potato Price Increase

The use of potatoes to bait Badgers has led to an alarming increase in the price of spuds.., A Government spokesman defended the use of spuds in the practice because "Everybody knows, Badger loves...

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Flugelbinder 30.08.13 11:13am
Flugelbinder
Spending spree at Arsenal finally begins as Wenger buys Galaxy McFlurry

The rumoured summer spending spree at Arsenal looks set to be underway at last as manager Arsene Wenger was spotted buying a Galaxy Caramel McFlurry at a McDonalds near the Emirates Stadium. With...

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Spartacus 30.08.13 10:59am
Midfield Diamond
Captain Pugwash latest celebrity to be interviewed over historic abuse claims 1
bonjonelson 30.08.13 10:05am
A.A.Arkwright
Android release Stephen Fry App to compete with Apple's Siri

Following the success of Apple's Siri, with the ability to answer endless streams of mundane questions, Android are set to release a new Stephen Fry App, modelled on the well respected & loved...

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Flugelbinder 30.08.13 9:52am
Flugelbinder
Do you want to buy "Reasons to bomb Syria" Google asks Downing Street researcher

A frantic Downing Street researcher was presented with a series of critical questions last night as he conducted in depth research among all the intelligence resources available to him. "Would you...

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ronseal 30.08.13 9:39am
ronseal
Italian football relief as UK votes against attack on Serie A 0
3zincold 30.08.13 9:16am
3zincold
Americans now eating yellow-bellied back-stabbing Limey mother****er muffins

for breakfast...

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A.A.Arkwright 30.08.13 8:31am
A.A.Arkwright
Cameron Arrested over commons betting scam

Fraud squad officers raided No. 10 Downing Street at dawn this morning and arrested the PM David Cameron amid claims he had received substantial sums of money from Indian book makers to throw the...

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Scronnyglonkle 30.08.13 7:50am
Titus
UKIP Applauds Commons Vote Over Syrian Intervention

"Right from the outset, our party has consistently made it clear that it opposes the idea of armed intervention by the UK in the Syrian conflict" said Nigel Farage. "Not for the first time, the...

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Titus 30.08.13 7:29am
Titus
First the Ashes now Rolf, why do you Pommie Bastards hate us asks Aussie PM 0
Scronnyglonkle 30.08.13 7:13am
Scronnyglonkle