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Japan now on Red Haiku Alert

/Oh, "Haikui", my mistake...

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gaijintendo 08.08.12 7:45am
gaijintendo
Donkey Dancing Gold set to inspire a whole generation 0
tedweasel 08.08.12 6:32am
tedweasel
Aspiring Satirist With Too Much Time On His Hands Can't Stop Milking Boris Pic

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7119/7735764536_5cf34a14ca.jpg...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 11:34pm
Nowherefast
NASA admits Mars Rover has 'blown head gasket'

After a hugely successful landing of the latest Mars Rover, NASA admitted today that the 1 ton vehicle had 'blown it's head gasket' after a short trip across the crater that was it's landing site. A...

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newsfelch 07.08.12 11:10pm
Nowherefast
Louise Mensch fails to juggle politics, banana, grapefruit. 0
nickb 07.08.12 11:06pm
nickb
Athletes test positive for gods

In a hitherto clean games, officials have announced this morning that many of the athletes including medal winners have tested positive for divine intervention., Mick Jenson of the Olympic SportFair...

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Actual Size 07.08.12 10:27pm
dvo4fun
Boris Answers Critics Who Ask .. "Just What Planet Does That Guy Think He's On?"

Sorry Guy's, It had to be done.. Boris/Curiosity Mashup I'll be off then.. http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8431/7726898066_4d0ab47868.jpg...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 10:25pm
nickb
Daily Mail editor dismay as games might turn profit

The editor of the Daily Mail has expressed his despair at the progress of the London Olympic games; "It's been a disaster for us - they've been well run, people liked the opening ceremony, Britain...

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apepper 07.08.12 10:22pm
dvo4fun
Scottish government invests in new census recording system in Highlands: Skye+ 0
dominic_mcg 07.08.12 9:30pm
dominic_mcg
Rebel Tory MPs say they will mark new boundaries "with their own urine".

In a move set to further unsettle the coalition government, a group of what Nick Clegg has described as "feral" right wing Tories say they will mark their new constituency boundaries using a method...

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nickb 07.08.12 9:19pm
nickb
Louise Mensch resigns to "spend more time promoting myself" 0
Drylaw 07.08.12 8:34pm
Drylaw
Chris Hoy tests positive for porridge and Irn Bru. 1
MADJEZ 07.08.12 8:30pm
Drylaw
Cast of The Double Deckers glimpsed in first Mars photos 0
Drylaw 07.08.12 8:27pm
Drylaw
US Olympians Defecting For Better Life

Despite recent economic problems and not so great weather, American athletes are defecting in droves in an attempt to remain in London, once the Olympics end. So far three American Olympians have...

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HIGNFY 07.08.12 8:02pm
HIGNFY
British fractions reach quarter final

More to follow...

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apepper 07.08.12 6:56pm
Iscariot
Cameroon awarded Gold medal in absentia for Team Absconding.

True Biscuit, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19167033...

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Iscariot 07.08.12 6:51pm
Iscariot
"Ok, this is just getting silly!" Says Morrisey as Team GB Win 22nd Olympic Gold

23rd soon?...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 6:40pm
Nowherefast
Boris wakes up and finds it was all just a dream. 0
Lucy4 07.08.12 6:38pm
Lucy4
Sheffield City Budget Deficit: Solution Found

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7248/7735008552_1694bbacfe.jpg...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 6:13pm
Nowherefast
Aussie Olympic Team 'Waltzing to Silver' 1
Ironduke 07.08.12 4:06pm
dvo4fun
Jamaicans Dominating Shagging Events In Olympic Village

The Jamaican Olympic team is leading the Medal Table as the Shagging Events get under way in the Olympic Village. The Jamaicans have already scored success in most disciplines including the sprints,...

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daneade 07.08.12 3:54pm
beau-jolly
Team GB told to "give the others a chance"

After their recent home successes, team GB's "daddy", Mr Coe, was this evening seen taking his team aside for a quiet word in the back room. "We invited all of these countries round to play but," he...

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Ugi 07.08.12 3:24pm
beau-jolly
'Freak hair' woman can use men's barbers.

A woman from Wimbledon who discovered her hair can be cut by a normal men's barber is mystifying medics. The news suggests that the hair on women's and men's heads might share a common ancestory. "I...

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Boutros 07.08.12 3:02pm
Gerontius
Govt Says Olympics Will Be Extended Indefinitely

The London 2012 Olympic Games are set to carry on continuously until such time as Team GB stops winning everything. The Government said polls show 79% of Britons are clinically addicted to...

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daneade 07.08.12 2:23pm
daneade
Games latest: Scooby Do and pesky kids expected to medal

More to follow...

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apepper 07.08.12 1:21pm
charlies_hat
Pole vaulter shows off her ring 0
medici2471 07.08.12 1:20pm
medici2471
No Cameroon at the inn...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19167033...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 07.08.12 1:20pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Blues guitarist with chocolate addiction on twelve bars a day 3
Smart Alex 07.08.12 11:38am
charlies_hat
Idowu failure leaves him facing high jump 0
custard cream 07.08.12 11:00am
custard cream
NASA Mars rover discovers, kills colony of space-cats

give a dog a bad name...

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Golgo13 07.08.12 10:55am
bonjonelson