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Rise in White Collar Crime causes Drop in Tie Sales 0
Immunis 3 years
tourism of Zimbabwe up 400 percent 2
Screenie 3 years

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Rick Perry forgets which country he wants to be President of 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years

In an embarrassing slip up during a televised primary debate, Rick Perry, Governor of Texas and hopeful for the Republican 2012 presidential nomination, yesterday temporarily forgot the name of the...

NHS increase number of weekend morticians to handle demand 0
apepper 3 years

The NHS has responded decisively to reports that more people die at weekends. "We're increasing the number of mortician workers. Now people can die whenever they like."...

Major drama production seeks volunteers with no drama 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Richard Branson decides against future round the world balloon attempts... 1
Smart Alex 3 years

after remembering he owns an airline...

Michael Gove to fix education with magic beans 0
Shandy 3 years

Secretary of state for education Michael Gove has announced his intention to cure the social ills affecting so many state schools with £37,000 worth of magic beans. "We didn't quite get as much...

Meek 'unsure what to do next' after inheriting the Earth 3
Oxbridge 3 years

Nearly two thousand years after it was originally prophesied during the Sermon on the Mount, the Meek have finally inherited the Earth. Speculation has now been growing about what they will do with...

Memorandum confirms ad hoc teaching of code to replace Latin on school syllabus 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Bjork to star in live action film of Crystal Tipps & Alistair... 0
victimms 3 years

It has been revealed that that Icelandic pop singer Bjork has been successful in her bid to land the lead role of Crystal in the forthcoming live action version of Crystal Tipps and Alistair. Having...

Christmas to Become 365-Day Festival 3
Chuts 3 years

The government today announced plans to make Christmas a 365-day event, so spreading the peak retail sector activity over the remaining six months of the year. "We already have Harrods and...

Health and Safety rules cannot be axed due to lack of axe handling certification 0
charlies_hat 3 years
New legal high ‘Pepper Spray’ hospitalises protesters. 2
TheTomStrange 3 years

A new legal high called pepper spray or ‘PEP’ is being sold on the internet as an alternative to illegal drugs, such as cocaine, mephedrone and napalm. The drug is a lachrymatory agent (a...

Elderly patients stage bed-in in support of NHS staff... 0
victimms 3 years
DSK still puzzled by what he did with his Blackberry. 0
Griffin 3 years
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dvo4fun 3 years

move along please, nothing to see here...

Drugs/City Trading Squad to 'crack down' on cocaine derivatives 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more heavily contrived stuff later...

RSPCA horrified as NASA launches Rover to Mars. 3
JETFAB 3 years
83rd call for "Price Check!" get till girl sacked from Poundland. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
Virgin Atlantic faces competition from new kid on the block Old Slapper Atlantic 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Bladder control "no longer hip" claims ad for Apple / Twitter app I-Peed 0
Username 3 years
'Gaydar' accidentally given US spelling in OED, despite careful poofreading. 0
Username 3 years
Tomorrow's phonecalls "already hacked" admits News of the Next World. 4
Username 3 years
Derek Acora convicted over News of the Next World hacking scandal 1
reforse 3 years

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UK journalists miss 98% of all deadlines because of 'appalling' time management 0
Username 3 years

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Warbling Ex-Porn Star, Andrea True, Dies after Speed overdose.. 0
Spanswick.Milton 3 years

No wonder it killed him. More More More soon...

The Autumn Statement from the Chancellor 2
Iscariot 3 years

We must get Britain working again, our friends in the private sector are simply not picking up the challenge we gave them by our example of cutting public sector jobs, so we will encourage them. ...

Apple launch management training system, sues Iran 0
apepper 3 years

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Circle Line junkie takes two hour round trip 0
kga6 3 years
Levinson inquiry to recommend complaints commission for the PCC. 0
Kramaring 3 years

New Press Complaints Commission Complaints Commission is to have real teeth when dealing with celebrities complaints that the Press Complaints Commissions does not have real teeth when dealing with...