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World's oldest undeciphered writing revealed "Take two tablets four times a day" 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 22.10.12 8:13am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Taliban soldier who shot girl beheaded for trying to ‘teach her a lesson’ 17
Screenie 21.10.12 10:56pm
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Greatest ever runner to retire to stud. Mrs Bolt unavailable for comment. 1
Not Amused 21.10.12 10:52pm
Squudge
World in Action to investigate Panorama story about Newsnight. More soon. 1
deskpilot3 21.10.12 9:55pm
Dick Everyman
Confusing energy tariffs to be published in picture book format

In the wake of criticism from Ofgem and from consumer groups, utility companies are to publish energy bills and other communications in picture book formats to make them less baffling for consumers....

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Dick Everyman 21.10.12 9:25pm
Dick Everyman
Cost of Lourdes holy water falls to all time low 0
Mandy Lifeboat 21.10.12 8:17pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Advertising Feature: The Andrew Mitchell Weight Loss Plan

Conservatives have noticed with approval how the former Chief Whip has whipped himself into shape. He’s now left his post to kick start his own 5 point weight loss plan, which he outlines below:...

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nickb 21.10.12 7:35pm
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Jerry canned.

I wonder if I’ll beat the ‘Sun' to this one?...

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sigmund 21.10.12 6:59pm
sigmund
Social mobility scandal: stupid people still can’t get into Oxford or Cambridge. 5
sigmund 21.10.12 6:39pm
sigmund
Cameron's latest prison policy lacks conviction

Owners of private prisons who fail to stop prisoners re-offending will be fined, under new plans to be announced by David Cameron. Under the slogan ‘Tough But Chewy’, the Prime Minister will...

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Squudge 21.10.12 6:07pm
Squudge
Cloud shaped like Jimmy Saville's cock 'now inevitable' warn scientists.

More soon Yeah, I'm a bit drunk...

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Qoxiivi 21.10.12 5:36pm
Squudge
Bob Harris quietly distances himself from BBC's DJ whispering campaign 0
Nowherefast 21.10.12 5:11pm
Nowherefast
Every five minutes Davina McCall cries for a cause...

Davina's tears are real. Davina's tears are preventable. For all those whose lives have been blighted, for once and for all, just £5, will help cure cancer, save the snow leopard, provide clean...

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pithandvinegar 21.10.12 4:18pm
pithandvinegar
'Saville Row' unsuitable 1
Ironduke 21.10.12 4:09pm
Squudge
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weematt 21.10.12 3:50pm
Ironduke
The last celebrity not to have been discovered on a reality TV show has died 0
Ian Searle 21.10.12 2:45pm
Ian Searle
UK defence exports hit new low as May announces clampdown on weapons suppliers 0
Nowherefast 21.10.12 1:20pm
Nowherefast
Polish Builders mass in Carlisle as Hadrian's Wall reconstruction rumours grow 0
Nowherefast 21.10.12 1:01pm
Nowherefast
After check-in, proceed to take off. Take off jacket, shoes, belt, watch …. 0
weematt 21.10.12 9:52am
weematt
Unlucky US airport employee loses check-in post. 0
weematt 21.10.12 9:46am
weematt
Channel 4's Stand Up To Cancer made cancer suffering measurably worse 1
gaijintendo 21.10.12 8:51am
Squudge
Battery cages outlawed thanks to gentically engineered stackable cuboid poultry 3
Ironduke 21.10.12 7:53am
Screenie
Griffin banned from B&B

Nick Griffin, the leader of the BNP, was banned from a B&B last year it emerged today. The couple running the B&B became concerned when they noticed his name as he checked in. "As a strict...

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Not Amused 21.10.12 7:52am
Screenie
Cameron pledges to lower cost of Wagyu steak, caviar and truffles

In a historic address to the Conservative Party 1922 committee, David Cameron has promised to introduce legisation to control the cost of tradional staple foods such as Wagyu steak, caviar, white...

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antharrison 21.10.12 6:00am
Squudge
Andrew Mitchell loses final of the Great British Eff-Off 0
weematt 20.10.12 11:33pm
weematt
Government launches prison self check-in system

The Home Secretary today unveiled the Government's controversial new scheme which, he claims, will "revolutionise and streamline" the procedure for the detention of prisoners. Outlining the new...

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jamsieoconnor 20.10.12 8:48pm
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'Midge may have headed south' warn Strathclyde Police

Police searching for a midge who attacked an Edinburgh man say they think the assailant may have left the Scottish Highlands and could now be operating in the East Devon area. Despite extensive...

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The Bogs 20.10.12 8:28pm
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Comedy Industry awards to be guest compered by sales manager from IT Solutions

It's been a tough year for the comedy industry, with originality in a long term decline and nepotism tightening its death grip on the influx of new talent and ideas. So this year, the organisers of...

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ronseal 20.10.12 8:20pm
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Cameron denies calling the Cabinet "F***ing morons!"

..more soon...

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Squudge 20.10.12 8:19pm
Squudge
Nancy Evans 96, says the internet has really ‘widened’ her world.

Nancy Evans revealed yesterday how much her newly acquired skill of using the internet has changed her life. ‘At first I wasn’t sure that I would have time to do it could do it’ she admits- as...

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writinginbsl 20.10.12 8:17pm
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