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Man who almost died during sex didn't know if he was coming or going.

I wouldn't be hugely surprised if this hasn't been done...

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sredni vashta 03.06.13 10:44am
JETFAB
Too much 'munt' to drive a punt? Write for Newsbiscuit. 1
Squudge 03.06.13 10:22am
Squudge
Lords and MPs agree on need to ban fake lobbying and secret filming. 1
weematt 03.06.13 9:44am
raudus
Banksy auction shows how to get £900K from a hole in the wall. 0
weematt 03.06.13 9:44am
weematt
Clegg calls for cabinet to meet to discuss fake Fiji lobbying - in Fiji. 0
weematt 03.06.13 9:10am
weematt
Pope reiterates: Only Catholic Atheists will go to heaven

Morning all!...

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gaijintendo 03.06.13 9:08am
gaijintendo
New Doctor Who revealed to be Eric Pickles. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 03.06.13 8:30am
Sinnick
Accused Peer: "The big lights and clapper board made me slightly suspicious". 1
weematt 03.06.13 8:06am
Wrenfoe
Doubts About Study Which Claims Badger Cull "Not A Black-And-White Issue" 1
Titus 03.06.13 7:36am
Wrenfoe
Labour campaigners call for 'real change' - get step change instead

late neat-o of dubious quality...

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Idiot 03.06.13 7:35am
Idiot
Revolutionary new placebo drug aimed at hypochondriac market

The composition of the latest wonder drug Amalingera is a tightly kept secret, but industry insiders say it's a carefully-proportioned combination of sugar and food colouring, marketed in a packet...

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sydalg 03.06.13 7:10am
tonyhill
Step change for house with damaged threshold 1
Arthur 03.06.13 6:00am
Lindy Moone
'Child Poverty Action Group' Founders After Renaming As 'Parent Poverty ...' 0
Titus 03.06.13 12:14am
Titus
Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract 0
Arthur 02.06.13 10:21pm
Arthur
Paxman admits to taking cash for questions 0
godly1966 02.06.13 9:15pm
godly1966
Vauxhall to sell GM modified cars. 0
godly1966 02.06.13 9:07pm
godly1966
Brucie to replace Smithy in Regeneration Game twist 0
irreverendJ 02.06.13 9:03pm
irreverendJ
Those New Doc Who Odds In Full

3/1 Eck “Chewy” Ferguson, 3/1 David Beckham, 5/1 Robert Mugabe, 6/1 Harriet Harman, 8/1 Andy Murray, 10/1 Paloma Faith, 10/1 Keith Richards, 15/1 Tony Blair, 20/1 Pope Frank, 25/1 Hazel...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 02.06.13 8:56pm
raudus
Ashley Cole disappointed by Copacabana visit. Thought it was a nightclub. 0
weematt 02.06.13 8:35pm
weematt
The word "Celebrity" to include everyone you've ever heard of, announces OED

The publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary announced today that the meaning of the word "celebrity" is to be extended to include "someone you know about or have heard of". The revision has been...

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Arthur 02.06.13 8:13pm
Arthur
Bad portrait actually good portrait of very ugly person 6
Idiot 02.06.13 7:34pm
Arthur
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife accuses him of hollow premises

nod to Arthur (who never makes "hollow promises" in chat)!...

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Lindy Moone 02.06.13 7:24pm
Arthur
Britain celebrates 60 glorious years in front of the TV

June 3 1953 was a very special day for the British people. Most of the million who sat in someone else's home squinting to see crackling black and white images of the Queen's coronation could...

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Oxbridge 02.06.13 7:05pm
Arthur
Lord Voldemorte suspended over lobbying claim

Lord Voldemorte has been suspended from the Totally Evil Party after the Daily Prophet claimed that he offered to lobby on behalf undercover reporters posing as representatives of a fake company....

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apepper 02.06.13 5:10pm
Lindy Moone
Anne Boleyn regrets mentioning to hubby she "could do with losing a few pounds" 0
Smart Alex 02.06.13 3:58pm
Smart Alex
Cameron's memory improves as this time he only forgets passport not daughter 0
custard cream 02.06.13 3:11pm
custard cream
Movie review - Jason Statham in Skank

Jason Statham is back as Chev Chelios, a freelance hitman whose efforts to leave his former life are threatened. His vengeful former employers inject him with a lethal poison that will keep his body...

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custard cream 02.06.13 2:33pm
custard cream
Matt Smith resigns. GMC to investigate. 0
Coco 02.06.13 1:01pm
Coco
Naturists look forward to tomorrow and the start of clout casting season. 6
Ian Searle 02.06.13 12:39pm
Idiot
Residents oppose late night drinking license for Last Chance Saloon 0
ronseal 02.06.13 12:13pm
ronseal