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Greengrocers follow in Waterstones footsteps by removing unnecessary apostrophes 3
kimllfixit 3 years

Say goodbye to potato's and apple's...

Shoplifter who stole diary gets twelve months 3
Major Clanger 3 years
"Gove earning to pay for Royal Yacht.." 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

Gove due to return to education following confidential letter...

Mother's horror as man sells iPad to buy kidney 6
rickwestwell 3 years

The mother of a Chinese man has spoken of her horror after finding out that her son, identified only as 'Big Zheng', had arranged the sale of one of his iPads to fund the purchase of a kidney in a...

Rohypnol shares soar as Russell Brand single again. 0
kimllfixit 3 years

More potential law suits soon...

UK dips into recession due to excessive think tank fees.. more soon no doubt 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Power cut thwarts rise of the machines 0
simonjmr 3 years
Santorum Evades Fire and Brimstone for Now But Faces Christ's Wrath Via Lawsuit 4
bobo lutz 3 years

[i]Editor’s Note: When I couldn’t nail Jesus Christ down for an interview about his lawsuit, I asked him to provide commentary . On Monday, Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit against “Jesus...

Thieves who dug tunnel to get to ATM escape with miner charges 1
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Man Utd says "If your good enough your young enough". 2
MikeKent 3 years

In a shock move today Sir Alex Ferguson confirmed that after successfully recalling the retired Paul Scholes, he plans to replace most of his existing squad from the greats of Man Utd. Ferguson told...

Drunk crane driver suspended 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Teachers 'up in arms' after kids state school is 'interesting and relevant.' 0
Samasaea 3 years

The National Union of Teachers has issued a statement condemning kids who enjoy school. , 'It's our turf,' said an NUT spokesperson who refused to be named, 'They can't just waltz in here liking it...

'I was just following the TomTom' claims cruise ship captain 0
Immunis 3 years
Celine Dion concert on Costa Concordia postponed 'indefinitely' 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

but her heart will go on and on and on and on...

Automated voice response revealed as cyberman invasion plot 0
Samasaea 3 years

The automated voice services used by many companies to answer customer service enquiries were revealed today to be the precursor to a Cyberman invasion. , Many will be familiar with the cold,...

Julius Caesar admits to planting uncharted reef, blames Vesuvius. 0
Griffin 3 years
Easy to understand guide to ventriloquists' dolls published: Dummies for Dummies 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Follow your dreams and just quit 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Trying to express the idea that quitting, though it sounds bad to others, feels good to yourself....

Men swear in menswear department. 9
nickb 3 years
Depressed Opening Seeks Closure. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Convulsive Cows Caused By Beef Jerky. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Police cordon off a Haynes Motor Manual after reports of unexploded diagram 15
bonjonelson 3 years
All copies of The Great Escape suddenly go missing from Manchester Blockbusters 0
yussle 3 years
Almost 100% of men could be suffering from sex addiction 0
Shandy 3 years

Almost the entire male population could be suffering from the devastating disease that is sex addiction, according to shocking new figures released yesterday, which demonstrate that practically every...

Man who switched off location services on his mobile feels 'a bit lost' 0
roybland 3 years

A man who turned off location services on his iPhone says he feels 'a bit lost and kinda out of things' and may turn them on again. 'I was in two minds whether or not to switch location services...

Italian cruise ship disaster 0
scribbler 3 years

"It was just like the Titanic" say many people who were not on the Titanic...

Euro booked into Dignitas 0
medici2471 3 years
Costa cappuciso expresso 0
medici2471 3 years
Redknapp muggers get away with a hundred big ones. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Italian ship sinking downgraded from disaster to incident after no Britons die. 3
the coarse whisperer 3 years