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New Michael Jackson CD defended by production team, Burke and Hare... 0
Doylem 3 years
Scouts to burn copies of the Koran... 0
Doylem 3 years

Says Kevin Elder, Chief Scout: “To win their ‘religious intolerance’ badge, scouts will have to burn a pile of holy books, without using more than one match”...

Camilla admits she'd rather be poked by a stick than a prince 0
roybland 3 years
Only two weeks to Sell Your Unwanted Christmas Presents Day 0
roybland 3 years
It’s time to stuff the turkey... if he can wangle five minutes alone with it... 0
Doylem 3 years
camilla admits being touched by student protester 0
4ty2 3 years

and his predicament - and actually been rather aroused by it. Charle is never that outgoing she said in an interview later...

Stockholm bombing "clearly the work of terrorist Julian Assange" - CIA 1
Izziere 3 years
Contact wasn't made with a stick, it was a 20 ft barge pole, admits aide 1
Mr.3374 3 years

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20-foot barge-pole seeks trauma counselling... 0
Doylem 3 years
Camilia is alive. 0
DiY 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May has confirmed there was "contact" between the Duchess of Cornwall and one of the protesters who approached her car., Prince Philip was heard to say "Feck, feck, feck!"...

Karate expert blackballed for not demonstrating his powers on new acquaintance 6
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The Union of Arseholes who do Martial Arts has moved swiftly to discipline one of its members, after he failed to demonstrate his skills on a vaguely interested member of the public., "Anyone...

Britain suffering from Premature Christmas Celebration Syndrome... 0
Doylem 3 years
‘Bollocks to Christmas’: book two in new edition of Encyclopedia Britannica... 0
Doylem 3 years
Mancini pulls Tevez off at half time... 0
Doylem 3 years

“It made a pleasant change”, said Man City captain. “All I usually get is an energy drink”...

Climate summit delegates agree that today is Sunday... 0
Doylem 3 years
Angriest chef competition comes to the boil... 1
Doylem 3 years

In a few short years the image of the chef has been transformed - from harmless drudge working long hours for low pay in some restaurant kitchen hell-hole, to an angry, red-faced man who swears a lot...

Scientists discover primary source of atmospheric warming in Cancun 0
Sinnick 3 years

[variation on a theme]...

Lord David Steel is a firm favourite for "taking the f..ing biscuit "of the year 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

after calling non politicians "disgusting "...

Islam mysteriously absent from Channel 4’s ‘World’s Funniest Religions’... 0
Doylem 3 years
Medics consider Roy Wood and Wizzard’s seasonal request to be “certifiable”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Face of Mohammed discovered on top of Stockholm bus shelter. 0
wallster 3 years

bits of arm and torso under the No42 to Helsingborg...

Next royal itinerary: left at grassy knoll, right at school book depository... 0
Doylem 3 years
Sony launch new PS3 games for pensioners including "Ultimate Bladder Control" 3
brownpaperreporter 3 years

The all action silver-surfer pack also includes Call of Nature 2, Gran's Bus Tourismo, FIFA Fie fo fum the football panto, WWE Slip over...

Zapruder Footage Shows Two Cans of Paint Were Thrown At Charles & Camilla's Car 0
IABP 3 years

In other news: Rebecca Ferguson Due To Have A Personality Transplanted Into Her Before X-Factor Final...

Critics slam latest Nativity production by St Cuthberts Primary, Catford 0
ronseal 3 years

London's theatre critics, boiling with rage after being asked to move out of the West End for a day, have panned a provincial production of the Nativity. The reviews for The Nativity, a first time...

Expense fiddlers form new orchestra in time to release Xmas single. 0
surdoux 3 years
Innuendo free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast .... 15
Stan Laurel 3 years

Innuendo free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast to appease celibate viewers. The BBC have announced that an innuendo free version of Nigella Lawson’s Christmas Kitchen will...

Posh student rioters attacked Charles and Camilla for being too common 0
ronseal 3 years

Evidence has emerged that the student protests may have been hijacked by increasingly posh people, after Prince Charles and Camilla were attacked for being too common., Charlie Gilmour, who is set...

Newly Repaired Tory HQ..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.To be tested to destruction by student engineers...

Westminster Students Outdoor Art Class..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.degenerates into paint-flicking fight...