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"It makes no census to me", claims UAE-born 20-year old man/woman 0
dannyboy206 3 years

A woman from Poole, Dorset has become the latest person to have difficulties with the completing her census form. Annie Travers, a 20-year-old university student, currently studying in East Anglia...

Classless Society 'impracticable' says headmaster 0
Mrblacker 3 years

A Secondary school headmaster says a classless society is not practical in today's education environment. St Margaret's in Maidstone was the England lead for the government's 'all-in-one' teaching...

Japanese PM: "Support for nuclear power glowing stronger" 0
VictorMeldrew 3 years

.. I'll wait for the fallout!...

Erectile Dysfunction Day is a big flop 1
beau-jolly 3 years

More soon..oh ..maybe not this has never happened to me before...

Safety fears after cyclists erroneously told they must adhere to psycho paths. 1
SingingHinny 3 years
A classless society is on the cards as the BBC axe My Family 0
CupidStunt 3 years

Zoe Wanamaker to replace Pam St Clement and take charge of Pat's Cabs in Eastenders. Robert Lindsay will be brought in to beat up Gail Tilsley in an episode of Corrie scheduled for the Autumn....

Lady GaGa arrested for nudity after turning vegetarian 1
TerribleTim 3 years
Duke of York and William Hague sent to African Summit 1
Ironduke 3 years

Specifically, the top of Killimanjaro. In a cagoule and sandals, with a thermos of lukewarm tea and a whistle. That'll learn 'em...

Whipround at cuts march raises £84bn to cover deficit 1
ED209 3 years

Workshy public-sector jobsworths, union oiks and lazy unemployed people today showed the strength of their commitment to the anti-cuts agenda by place enough money to cover the deficit into a large...

'Anyone else we have to lose to before we can come home?' plead England 0
Ironduke 3 years

'Cricket Team'...

Erection joke "too close to the bone" 10
NewSuburbanDad 3 years
French air force strike 4
Ironduke 3 years

as night missions claimed to breach EU working time directives...

Rhyming slang irony as 'Wanker' becomes polite version of 'Merchant Banker' 3
Ironduke 3 years
Police develop new "Cafetiere-ing" tactic for Middle-Class Demonstrations. 2
BillyBitzer 3 years
Boat Race cancelled after rowers join the London protests 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
"LOL with Jeremy Paxman" commissioned by the BBC 4
Danny 3 years

In an attempt to win the ratings war of hard-hitting talk shows the BBC has commissioned a show to go head to head with "OMG with Peaches Geldof"...

Algeria and Tunisia complain of extra aircraft activity because of no fly zone 0
Basil_B 3 years

Government representatives of Tunisia and Algeria collectively complained today over the extra noise pollution caused by the increased air activity over their respective countries due to the enforced...

'Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances asked to contact police' 3
Ironduke 3 years

Frozen 18kg kebab stolen from Trowbridge takeaway Equipment taken in takeaway raid Thieves have stolen an 18kg (40lb) frozen kebab from a takeaway outlet at Trowbridge railway station. The massive...

Medical News: Premature Ejaculation Awareness Week will be early this year. 3
be reasonable 3 years
RyanAir Buyout Nasa 0
gk 3 years

In a shock announcement, Barack Obama has admitted that he has sold the government funded institute NASA to the Irish budget airline RyanAir. The American President claims that the space institute...

Thanks to Osborne, petrol goes down from 135p to 139p a litre 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

Flags flew across the nation as grateful motorists celebrated the slashing of petrol prices from an exorbitant 135p a litre to an incredible 139p or even 140p., Opinion was unanimous that this was...

Clegg to save UK economy say Treasury papers 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The future of the entire UK economy rests on the shoulders of the Lib Dem leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, according to leaked papers from the Treasury. The documents show that George...

Syrians demand change from regime as they ask Bashar alAssad change for a fiver 0
Basil_B 3 years
EU rules only sprouts growen in Belgium can be called 'Brussels' 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Film career discovered buried in the footnotes of Elizabeth Taylor's biography 0
ronseal 3 years

New revelations have come to light that reality matrimony star Elizabeth Taylor, famous for marrying Richard Burton and putting up with Michael Jackson, found time to star in some films...

UK disaster relief team unable to help as Japan had 'wrong kind of Tsunami' 0
ronseal 3 years

A crack team of British disaster relief experts, the cream of the elite forces trusted to keep our roads, railways and airports working, is to be despatched to Japan - once the next set of back to...

Derrick Bird Unlawfully Killed 12 people, Inquest rules 0
Ironduke 3 years

well no shit. I thought he'd been granted an EU shotgun execution quota, strictly limited to a dozen....

Tramps go multi-lingual for London Olympics 3
Mrblacker 3 years

The organisers of the London Olympics have confirmed they're to offer every person living rough on the streets of the capital, free language lessons ahead of the opening of the games in 2012. Common...

"You wouldn't get a white person doing something like that." 2
greg various 3 years

"Calling themselves Delroy."...

British Search-and-Rescue team found alive in Leicester 2
malgor 3 years

Six specialist search-and-rescue operatives from the UK, who set out for Southern Italy more than two weeks ago, have been found ‘weak but in good spirits’ in a Tesco car park in Leicester. ...