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NHS to update Waiting Room onscreen displays

[thanks to Midfield Diamond for the idea - maybe we can squeeze a collective Left Alert out of this ? or just have a laugh ] Following criticism that their Waiting Room displays are being ignored,...

Sinnick 04.05.12 6:01pm
Team GB Men: Cyclists and canoeists refuse to have 5 rings put on helmets. 0
weematt 04.05.12 8:30am
CIA reveal Bin Laden papers show Al Qaeda link to Rupert Murdoch and BSkyB 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.05.12 7:28am
New Samsung phone has eye-rolling technology for bored teenagers. 0
Maverick 04.05.12 6:58am
Tymoshenko to run for office in Ireland.

A new Orange Revolution, and no need to change my name said Ms O'Shenko...

Maverick 04.05.12 6:35am
Man who sold "The Scream" in Four Rooms for £50 now impersonating it. More soon 0
Al OPecia 03.05.12 7:22pm
Al OPecia
Brazil goes nuts in new anti-crime initiative

Mr T helps...

victimms 03.05.12 6:54pm
GP struck off for not telling patients to lose weight and drink less

A disgraced doctor in rural Cambridgeshire who neglected to advise some of his patients to go on a diet and cut down on their alcohol intake has been struck off the medical register. The General...

Midfield Diamond 04.05.12 9:10pm
Shampoo advert sets new record for ‘worst survey result to base a campaign on’

A new advert for Pantene Pro-V shampoo has set the industry abuzz after the small print revealed that the central claim of the campaign was disagreed with by over 90% of the ridiculously small sample...

Vertically Challenged Giant 04.05.12 9:07am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Fairground operators' inalienable right to fly-post under threat

It's a hallowed tradition that goes back hundreds of years, to a time when the only way to get punters along to your bear-baiting show was to nail handbills to trees. But MP Sydney Glee's private...

Boutros 03.05.12 4:35pm
Victoria Beckham to star in new Spielberg film 'Clothes Horse'

Featuring the moving story of one woman's daily battle with what to wear, set in the rolling expanse of her walk-in wardrobe. The hard-hitting story highlights the plight of fashion victims on both...

MizAnnieG 03.05.12 4:08pm
Johnny Ball claims Bill and Ben were stoned.

And Pinky and Perky were porking in the dressing rooms...

Ian Searle 03.05.12 1:40pm
Ian Searle

Police in Northampton discover 72500 cannabis plants. Acting Detective Superintendent-Inspector Chief Whoopee Longname said, "The plants with a street value of 6.4 billion pounds were discovered...

03.05.12 1:24pm
UK fears invasion as low voter turn out points to a 'failing democracy'

With local election turn out figures expected to be below the 50% mark, the UK has been described internationally as a 'failing democracy'. This has led to fears that other countries may seek the...

Perks 03.05.12 1:13pm
"I've Got A Horse" Bookmakers On A Winner Tonight......

Cameron to go tap dulally over local London election result, but have a bout of amnesia re rest of the country...

Jesse Bigg 03.05.12 11:54am
Jesse Bigg
Talkback Thames wins exclusive contract to turn Leveson into TV series.

Dan Baldwin, executive producer of Talkback productions has expressed his delight at being awarded this revolutionary deal, he released a statement saying that he was “grateful to both Lord Leveson...

Ollymace 03.05.12 12:59pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Muamba suffers relapse after remembering he lives in Bolton. 0
seymour totti 03.05.12 11:20am
seymour totti
News International to Sell "The Murdoch" at auction 0
Scronnyglonkle 03.05.12 11:17am
Munch's 'The Mutter under the Breath' sells at Auction

After living in the shade of the more renowned 'The Scream', Edvard Munch's painting 'The Mutter under the Breath' finally sold at auction in London this week for £17.25. Both paintings were part of...

seymour totti 03.05.12 10:51am
seymour totti
Border staff reject “go slow” protest action as they would have to speed up 0
Yikes 03.05.12 10:29am
Mathematicians enraged as Osborne puts VAT on Pie Charts 0
Ian Searle 03.05.12 9:54am
Ian Searle
Britain's endangered wing mirror spider - an appeal

With dwindling new car sales threatening its environment, the British wing mirror spider faces an uncertain future. Introduced from the Russian Far-East in a crate-load of Ladas, the wing-mirror...

04.05.12 7:01am
Editor of the Sun says his paper to appeal to all people who cant talk propperly

The Editor of The Sun defended yesterday’s Roy Hodgson headline claiming they were “Embracing” his speech impediment., The paper went on to issue a statement saying for years disabilities have...

Scronnyglonkle 03.05.12 12:04pm
Jesse Bigg
Man stuns art world by buying scream for £3 at HMV 0
Scronnyglonkle 03.05.12 8:16am
Theatre critics upset by show snipe ban.

it's all Smart Alex's fault...

weematt 03.05.12 8:15am
Flashers happy with new 'Pay and Display' car park

Hat tip to Perks...

Smart Alex 03.05.12 7:33am
Smart Alex
Peruvian buskers upset by nosepipe ban 4
Smart Alex 03.05.12 7:52pm
'Doggers' happy with city's new 'park and ride' 4
Perks 03.05.12 3:51pm
Bolton celebrate Muamba’s return by collapsing in the second half against Spurs 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 03.05.12 7:03am
Dickens or Shakespeare
Sun editor gets R's kicking from PCC 0
charlies_hat 03.05.12 6:59am