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Hamza's Lawyers will rebuild him, they have the technology

Islamist preacher Abu Hamza was in a New York courtroom on Saturday night facing terrorist charges, minus his scary bits. He stood in the dock without the hook that he has used since he lost his hand...

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Squudge 07.10.12 7:12pm
Squudge
Another showbusiness star named in Sexual misconduct rumours....

The show business world was reeling today after another set of Sexual abuse rumours hit the tabloids. Children's entertainer Basil Brush was accused of numerous counts of dogging in a public place....

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misterjingles 07.10.12 6:53pm
misterjingles
Guitar fx pedal market shaken as Iranian maker issues revolutionary 'Fat-Wah' 3
Idiot 07.10.12 6:33pm
Idiot
ITV’s ‘You’ve Been Framed!’ sold to National Accident Helpline

Personal Injury specialist, National Accident Helpline (NAH) has bought ITV’s ‘You've Been Framed!’ the popular long running series where viewers send in humorous home videos portraying...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 6:02pm
Dick Everyman
...where the spam provokes more laughter than the subs... 7
Martin Shuttlecock 07.10.12 5:44pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Osborne Rejects Calls for 'Best Friends Tax'

George Osborne has today categorically stated he will not introduce the Liberal Democrats' proposed 'best friend tax'. The tax, if introduced, would see many of the Chancellor's best friends paying...

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B.E.P. 07.10.12 5:42pm
B.E.P.
Cannabis farm wins regional tourism award

A cannabis farm in mid Wales has been awarded a coveted 5 star award by Welsh tourism chiefs for its contribution to the regional economy. The farm, established in 2011 by a consortium of specialist...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 4:27pm
Dick Everyman
“Beware of buying farmers at farmers markets” townies warned.

Farmers bought at suburban farmers markets all over the country are being set free after owners find them “unmanageable”. This has led to an outbreak of “feral farmers” roaming wealthy...

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nickb 07.10.12 3:27pm
nickb
BBC defends employing Jimmy Savile; "He seemed so normal..."

More to follow...

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apepper 07.10.12 1:58pm
apepper
Small shopkeeper crushed in tragic pinball machine accident

A former private detective was tragically crushed to death after becoming trapped on the playing surface of a pinball machine, an inquest has heard. Mr. Inch High, Private Eye, who had recently...

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jamsieoconnor 07.10.12 12:58pm
Squudge
Freddie Starr and Richard Gere launch rodent control business...

Fading comic, Freddie Starr, who got his last laugh about 1985, is teaming up with Pretty Woman actor, Richard Gere, to launch a rodent control business. “It’s a natural progression”, he says,...

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Tripod 07.10.12 12:23pm
Tripod
"Size is relative," claims small, 12 foot tall shopkeeper 0
jamsieoconnor 07.10.12 11:26am
jamsieoconnor
Help for small shopkeepers: Union of Shelf-Stackers says bigger steps are needed 0
LittleSpender 07.10.12 11:08am
LittleSpender
Cern Mathematicians "on brink of working out National Lottery: In It To Win It" 0
exigo 07.10.12 11:06am
exigo
Abu Hamza "a shoo-in" for Broadway revival of Peter Pan... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 10:19am
Tripod
Silvio Berlusconi Tipped As Next Director General of the BBC

"We have so much in common" He Says....

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Nowherefast 07.10.12 10:09am
Nowherefast
Mitchell Swerves Tory Conference

"Plebgate" chief whip Andrew Mitchell is to avoid this week's Conservative Party conference as he feels his presence would prove a distraction. Other leading Tories who have suddenly found other...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 07.10.12 9:43am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Thai police confirm arrest of ‘sex tourist’ Ronald McDonald

Missing food clown Ronald McDonald has finally been discovered, living a sick double-life in Bangkok. Thai police confirmed they’d arrested a 45 year-old with a fake Scottish passport, after a...

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07.10.12 9:18am
The Secret Cabal
BBC denies it should have had doubts about Savile

A middle-age man walking around in tracksuit bottoms saying "'Ow's about that then?" to young girls is no cause for suspicion, they claim...

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pdavies65 07.10.12 8:36am
pdavies65
Thrilling climax to all Ireland Hurling Championship

http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rags-mud-ants.jpg...

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virtuallywill 07.10.12 8:24am
virtuallywill
Family claims Abu Hamza "mostly 'armless"

So sorry, so very sorry coat, hat, scarf, gloves...

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dvo4fun 07.10.12 8:03am
dvo4fun
New poll in – “Britain still a nation of small shopkeepers” 0
Yikes 07.10.12 7:51am
Yikes
Wonga sponsored Newcastle players expected to put 4214% effort into winning 0
Lucy4 07.10.12 7:01am
Lucy4
Yougov

A Polish man, by the name Yougov, has gone on record as saying he is sick of everyone asking him what he thinks. In recent years he has been asked his opinion on politics, policing and whatever else...

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george.scofield 07.10.12 3:42am
george.scofield
Man writes ticker as avoidance tactic for going to bed on Saturday night 0
SpankyMonkey 07.10.12 12:29am
SpankyMonkey
Man dies of shock after getting David Blaine’s electric bill by mistake... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 12:08am
Tripod
Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter

Doesn't work with midget. Only works with 'small', because 'small shop keeper' is a recognised phrase, whereas 'midget shop keeper' isn't...

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06.10.12 10:51pm
Dick Everyman
Vince Cabal forms secret alliance 3
nickb 06.10.12 10:46pm
Dick Everyman
Midget Iranian Shop Keeper Caught Selling Gourds Under The Counter

Hat tip to Damien Cockshuffle ;0)...

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Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:39pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Somerville denies abusing middle aged women 9
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:30pm
Dick Everyman