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Measles sufferers to get spot checks 3
weematt 3 years
Psychic says she did not know show had been cancelled... 0
wilkieone 3 years
1/4 million for dinner with cameron! burger king £1.99! 0
wilkieone 3 years
Man who looked into his girlfriend's eyes saw only eyes 2
roybland 3 years

When Ray Smith,19, looked into his girlfriend Samantha's eyes across a candlelit dinner table, he was taken aback to see just a pair of eyes. 'I'm not sure what I expected,' he said. 'But something...

After Eights Refuse To Adjust To British Summer Time 2
sredni vashta 3 years
Supermarket pioneering Roadkill Range 3
Exiled Royal 3 years

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of...

Vince Cable charged 'half a Toblerone' for access to Nick Clegg 1
3 years
Would-be pornographer to try new "Homage to Tulisa" angle 0
FlashArry 3 years
Britain’s depleted Air Force ‘no longer has capacity to carpet-bomb Germany’ 21
3 years

Air Marshal Sir Roderick Faulkes-Stanley has launched a withering attack on politicians looking to reduce the RAF’s budget. According to him, the air force has been paired back so far that it no...

Wales is boring - Official 0
Exiled Royal 3 years

The Welsh Assembly today reacted angrily to criticisms that 'simply nothing worth reporting' goes on in Wales. A report by CeeBeebies says that, compared to Scotland, Wales looks like it's been in a...

Stephen Hawking disqualified from The Voice 0
apepper 3 years

New talent show The Voice has banned Stephen Hawking after the famous physicist used a speech synthesizer which used samples from the recently deceased Luciano Pavarotti...

Bicycle manufacturer appoints new spokesperson. 1
Haywood Manley 3 years
Bolton trainer's sponge sells on Ebay for £1m 0
weematt 3 years

alternatively Man City and Chelsea in bidding war for Bolton trainer's sponge...

Newsbiscuit Crossword. 1 Down: I, with a slut, make x factor judge (6) 2
weematt 3 years

About time we had a crossword...

James Cameron still preparing for tiresome, overly long dive 0
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Toulouse gunman's mother 'wracked with guilt', claim prosecutors 0
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"Fraudulent" DIY service threatened with closure. 10
Haywood Manley 3 years

Mr. DIY, a one-man Derbyshire firm which offers to carry out customers' odd jobs for them has been threatened with closure by a local council unless it changes its name, as it apparently contravenes...

Nurses ADMIT they're, "In it for the money." 1
Jacobandthehats 3 years

Their virulent opposition to longer contract hours, healthcare reform and outsourcing led many to suspect, but today the Royal College of Nursing admits what many thought all along, they're in it for...

People keep dying despite introduction of NHS reforms claims doctors' group. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Middle Class Kids Are Most At Risk From Internet Sex Offenders 3
frustratedpoet 3 years

Breaking news, Middle Class children are more likely to be harmed by internet use that their poorer peers and it has nothing to do with the ability to afford a computer. According to researchers, the...

Kofi Annan's appearance on "The Voice" judging pannel confuses many 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Cosmetic surgeon offers pixelation surgery to habitual criminals 0
weematt 3 years

Being recognised is one of the occupation hazards of criminals, more so if you are of the habitual variety. One enterprising cosmetic surgeon on the Costa Brava reckons he has found a profitable...

Angry aromatherapist incensed 6
Perks 3 years
Tulisa's Ex Fucter 6
charlies_hat 3 years
Pot holes to be legalised! 1
wilkieone 3 years
Physiotherapist claims a massage after marothon is sport relief.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Man runs out of 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Egham twins with Beckenham 0
nickb 3 years
Osborne tells PM he Knows nothing about budgies.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Vanessa Feltz named as new Obesity Tsar... 0
wilkieone 3 years