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Price Of Copper Tumbles As Dale Farm Contents Released On To Open Market 0
Mathna 3 years

Copper and Lead prices tumbled dramatically on world commodity markets over night as the stash of metals stored as Dale Farm became available for general sale. The Site, which is now partially...

Daily Mail reports "House prices rise in Sirte". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Dale Farm travellers face barrage of demands for feedback about council services 3
3 years

The residents of Dale Farm are facing 'inhuman levels' of surveys and requests for feedback about the services offered to them by Essex Council. Mr Derek O'Hara, a former resident of the...

Calls for Craig to roger more in new Bond film 0
spoole2112 3 years

Moore later...

Gadaffi dropped from Libyan 2012 Hide and Seek team 0
spoole2112 3 years

Team captain Muammar Gadaffi has been sensationally dropped from the Libyan Olympic hide and Seek team. Following a what was appearing to be a successful build up to the London games, Gadaffi's...

Gadaffi didn't duck 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

More soon Ok, I know it's simple and has probably been done before, but, fuck it...

Libyan Army batman captures evil joker 0
medici2471 3 years
Vermin infestation of sewer system worse than feared, claims Sirte engineer 0
medici2471 3 years
Sirte plumber bemused by rejoicing "All I did was unblock a drain" 0
medici2471 3 years
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi delight as he collects on a bet 0
medici2471 3 years
More bad news for Bedouin tent manufacturers. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Gaddafi killed after breaking into a house in Manchester 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Plenty more soon...

Gadaffi family furious at fixed penalty fine 0
Gerontius 3 years

A convoy carrying the body of Colonel Gadaffi from Sirte to Tripoli has been held up just outside Mistra after it was discovered the tax disc on the vehicle transporting the body was not being...

Gadaffi's capture attributed to Westlife split 0
simonjmr 3 years

The split last night of Westlife has been linked to the capture of Colonel Gadaffi. CLose friends of the Libyan dictator have pointed out that as long as Gadaffi knew that Westlife were together he...

Gadaffi's capture a Dead Sirte 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Firm seeking to create the perfect pair of trousers "making great strides" 15
Spoinge 3 years
'Honest cop' discovered working undercover at the Met. 1
spoole2112 3 years

More later...

'Alright mate?' UK retailers dispensing with outmoded pleasantries 0
vertical 3 years

Asking customers 'can I help you sir?' or 'may I be of assistance madam?' is seen as 'well passé' according to BHS shop assistant Shaniqua Dolan. She says 'these days, like me personally, I feel...

Archeaologists baffled by pictograms to god "Ikea" found with burial ship 2
gregle 3 years

Archaeologists working on the newly discovered viking burial ship in Scotland are intrigues by pictograms that they have found that are apparently dedicated to a previously unknown god "Ikea". The...

Colonel captured by KFC seperatists. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

More secret recipes soon...

Undercover activists posing as police officers targeted by Met probe 0
nickb 3 years

Police fear they have been infiltrated by activists who joined the force under false pretences as long as 15 years ago, and are now leading double lives as police officers and informants, leaking...

A-Team’s guest-appearance on Ready Steady Cook ‘a disaster’ 10
Qoxiivi 3 years

Make-do mercenaries, the A-Team, have once again gone underground following their calamitous appearance on a special edition of the BBC’s dinner-from-a-bag show Ready Steady Cook. ‘On paper, it...

Gaddafi “really annoyed” after surrender 0
Newsquelch 3 years

Reports have emerged that, at the time of his capture, Gaddafi was arguing on the telephone with British hypnotist Paul Mckenna about the immediate withdrawal of his status as a Neuro-Linguistic...

Former Libyan Leader shot. Ignored shouted warning "Gaddafi Duck". 0
seymour totti 3 years
"Bonsai babies" are this year's must-have accessory for the boozy teen smoker 29
OllieP 3 years

"Bonsai babies" that will fit in the palm of your hand until they are 3 or 4 years old have become the latest designer craze to create a buzz amongst the nation's teenagers. Schoolgirls up and down...

Wall Street Protestors 'dismayed' upon hearing historical account of Guy Fawkes 0
Juggernaut 3 years

UK Protestors involved in the London version of the 'Occupy Wall Street' movement were today in disarray upon being confronted by a member of the public who claims to have a C in GCSE History. The...

Support Greece - buy olives. 0
Griffin 3 years
Gaddafi capured by XTC 1
virtuallywill 3 years

Former leader Colonel Gaddafi was captured by forces of the XTC (Xtraordinary Transitional council) today. Spokesman Andy Mohamed Partridge said "This is a great day for the people of this country....

Police in Ohio comment on Zoo shootings 1
brd888 3 years

Sheriff Matt Lutz said today "It was like, yeeeeeehaaa". Later he admits to having erection while gunning down dangerous animals. "They were coming right for us"...

Tragedy as mime artist falls into aquarium at ‘Sea-world’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years