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Air France black boxes found... 0
riesler 3 years

in Gravesend polling station...
Lib Dems suffer fresh blow after Cable caught urinating in voting booth. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

More just after you've zipped up...
Nigel Farage's personal rating plummets 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
BNP voters refuse to use black ballot boxes 0
Rorschach 3 years

Offered compromise of quickly improvised 'Whites only, superior voting baskets'. "Just screw your paper up and drop it in there and it will count double", they're told...
Dyslexics urged to veto. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Whoever wins at least 64% of you wont have voted for them, you lose 0
simonjmr 3 years
Vatican alarm at giant cap to contain spillage 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Every time someone votes for David Cameron, a fairy dies 1
Ludicity 3 years
Desperate Brown wants elections without voters after trial without jury success 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Announcement of new MCC president delayed by pigeon wandering into Press Room 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Zeus criticised for standing aside from the Greek debt crisis 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sting calls on electorate to vote tantrically 0
Ludicity 3 years

It takes ages but the results are amazing...
Early exit poll seen leaving just after dawn. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

Little indication of returns...
Shock as headline writer fails to mention elect... oh bugger. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Derren Brown predicts election, but will only reveal after result is announced 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Millibands to take on Dimblebies in WWF election night tag spectacular 1
Stan Laurel 3 years
Maori poll puts Rugby ahead 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Latest Pole suggests he won’t be voting BNP 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Over-eager reporting from Sky shows 100% swing to BNP based on one 7am exit poll 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Toxic clouds threaten to scupper polling day 0
Duff 3 years

Polling stations all over the country may have to close mid-voting, as significant numbers of officials are standing outside having a quick fag to alleviate the boredom of ticking peoples' names off...
Polling interrupted as superheroes revel in convenient changing facilities. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

'There just aren't enough telephone booths and the queue at Primark is just mental', claims Wonderwoman...
'Ejector seats in pojjing booth' design misprint ruins school roofs, exit polls 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Cameron swings student voting by labour. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

'It's, like, totally ironic', says student, before returning to Jeremy Kyle for the lie-detector test...
Sky's 'Election HD' cancelled as Kay Burley's anti-wrinkle-cream tanker runs dry 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Entry polls being conducted at Dignitas. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Early exit polls suggest many voters 'up way too early'. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Nation mourns loss of 'exciting, captivating' electioneering campaign 0
QorbeQ 3 years
‘Millions may benefit from Yar’Adua’s will’ claims Nigerian email 2
malgor 3 years

A leaked email from acting Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has revealed that millions of British citizens may benefit under the terms of the will of the late President Yar’Adua, who died on...
Sun "Newspaper" gives away Election wallchart: With both blue and red crayons 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Fill it in later...
Dimbleby accused of substance misuse after introducing BBC's 'Election and ting' 0
QorbeQ 3 years