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Choking drama as inattentive boy under impression mastication causes blindness

A lack of attention during a sex education class is being blamed for a Harrowgate schoolboy nearly choking to death after constantly swallowing his food without chewing it. “It seems to be a...

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Yikes 23.10.12 7:25am
Yikes
South Yorkshire Police Nominated For International Literature Award For Fiction

Meantime critics raise concerns over claims of mass-plagiarism, refuted in a Police statement, suggesting the documents referred to were merely, “Papers from a Police-run creative writing class,”...

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hero2zero 23.10.12 7:12am
hero2zero
'We'll miss Ceefax, but bring on colour TV,' say Isle of Wight residents. 0
DustyBinLaden 23.10.12 7:10am
DustyBinLaden
Nation in shock as X-factor contestant 'makes sounds like Beluga Whale' 1
Screenie 23.10.12 5:21am
Squudge
National Farmers' Union ostrichcises emu farmer

more soon....

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Dick Everyman 23.10.12 5:19am
Squudge
Rio Ferdinand wears String Vest for 'Slap It Out' domestic violence campaign 1
Ironduke 22.10.12 11:07pm
dvo4fun
Black Cab Firm Couldn't Pay the Fare

"Someone left the meter running" says company boss...

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victimms 22.10.12 10:48pm
victimms
UN report finds billions suffering from slow, expensive and unreliable Internet 1
Dumbnews 22.10.12 10:43pm
Dumbnews
Isle of Wight 'left in the dark' by death of Ceefax 0
Screenie 22.10.12 10:21pm
Screenie
You Tube, Twitter and Facebook merge to form new company called You Twit Face 6
custard cream 22.10.12 9:37pm
Dumbnews
New Look in Austria to sell Tracht Suits 0
victimms 22.10.12 9:35pm
victimms
Italian Courts sentence Gibbon-warning of fall of the Roman Empire"Far too late" 1
reforse 22.10.12 9:28pm
Cinders
Pussy Riot Sent to Cattery 0
victimms 22.10.12 9:26pm
victimms
Jeremy Paxman could shun "Lets Kick Kiddie Fiddlers Off the Telly" T-shirt stunt

Some of the BBC's biggest stars are refusing to take part in an awareness raising exercise before tonight's big fixtures on BBC 1 and BBC2. Though all the players for both sides have been asked to...

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ronseal 22.10.12 9:26pm
Golgo13
Mars Rover Eats Dirt.

It tastes better than the sandwiches...

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victimms 22.10.12 9:22pm
victimms
Very Lazy set to introduce range of partially chewed meals

Very Lazy are to expand on their popular range of pre-chopped ingredients by introducing a selection of partially chewed meals. The new meals will target customers who want the satisfaction that...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 22.10.12 9:17pm
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All Jim'll Fix It medals to be melted down to make statue of lost innocence. 0
Al OPecia 22.10.12 8:46pm
Al OPecia
BP sells shares in Russian energy firm in exchange for ..... not being killed.

More Russian business deals you can't refuse soon...

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MADJEZ 22.10.12 8:35pm
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Goalkeeper attacker sentenced to 16 weeks of watching Leeds 0
Mandy Lifeboat 22.10.12 7:42pm
Mandy Lifeboat
End of cull in sight as scientists cross badgers with lemmings

An end to the controversial badger cull looks likely as scientists have announced that they've successfully cross bred badgers with lemmings. The new creatures are provisionally known as "lemgers";...

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apepper 22.10.12 7:39pm
Squudge
BBC no longer 'Auntie', more like dodgy 'Uncle' survey reveals 1
custard cream 22.10.12 7:29pm
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Castro insists 'I'm as fit as a fidel' 4
22.10.12 7:27pm
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Ryanair moves from online check-in to online flights

Ryanair chief Michael O’Leary has unveiled plans for all flights to be conducted online, with a massive surcharge to be imposed on people who fail to fly online and actually turn up at the airport....

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Yikes 22.10.12 7:25pm
Yikes
John Terry shows support with 'Kick races out of sport' t-shirt. 2
MADJEZ 22.10.12 7:06pm
Squudge
Crime clear up rates fall as badger cull takes effect

A police authority source today confirmed that crime clear up rates in rural areas had fallen sharply as officers were no longer able to justify garden shed break-ins and similar offences being put...

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philmurray 22.10.12 5:50pm
philmurray
Google launches public restroom locator app, Poogle 0
Dumbnews 22.10.12 5:45pm
Dumbnews
Frankie Boyle donates libel damages to EDL

fed up of claiming damages? Write for the biscuit...

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ironbridgeboy 22.10.12 5:19pm
ironbridgeboy
Neil Warnock condemns ‘absolute disgrace’ but applauds the rest of the BBC

Leeds United boss Neil Warnock has stated his embarrassment at being connected with Leeds following the revelation that they had a vile animal associated with the city. However, Warnock also stated...

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Midfield Diamond 22.10.12 5:11pm
Midfield Diamond
Threat of suicide bombings blown out of all proportion claim police. 0
godly1966 22.10.12 4:02pm
godly1966
Worldwide sea piracy falls to lowest level in four yaaaarrrrhhhs. 0
exigo 22.10.12 4:00pm
exigo