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Relief as subject of Rooney’s “head photo” turns out to be his new hair. 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 3 years
New platform announcement at Cambridge Station "Mind the Funding Gap". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
High Court "in contempt", creates injunction paradox, disappears up own arse 0
QorbeQ 3 years

The absurdity of creating legal instruments which deny their own existence was highlighted today after a judge was caught mentioning a so-called super injunction whilst in the process of granting it....

'Photo was protest against banana import quotas' claims New York Congressman 0
Griffin 3 years
Music is killing home taping, warns WithIT, think tank headed by Baroness Jay 0
ronseal 3 years

If the British Government continues to ignore current industry trends, it could surrender its world leader in Home Taping, says WithIT, a new industry think tank headed by Baroness Jay and Dame Suzi...

Ryan Giggs switches main sponsor from Duclolax Lite to Imodium Plus Ultra 0
antharrison 3 years

As Ryan Giggs sought refuge in Spain from his furious brother, his agent confirmed that he has changed his main sponsor from Ducloax Lite, a product which gently aids digestive processes, to Imodium...

'My secret shame' shocking confession of woman who hasn't slept with Ryan Giggs 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

26 year old Catherine Davies from Cardiff has exclusively revealed to the Sun newspaper that she is the mystery British woman who has not slept with Ryan Giggs. Following mounting speculation on...

Communism "Didn't Work" States Controversial College Teacher 1
Bigmouth 3 years
Kate and Wills to gut Kensington Palace, attach a conservatory, then sell it on 5
Qoxiivi 3 years

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are to follow in the footsteps of other contemporary first-time homeowners by ‘doing up’ Kensington Palace and then selling it on. “Apparently the last person...

Apple announces iCloud along with iSunny spells and iScattered showers. 0
MrG123 3 years
Hurricane Rick embarks on US tour as part of Republican presidential bid 2
simonjmr 3 years
Ryan Giggs explains decision to become electricity meter man: power turns birds 0
ronseal 3 years

Ryan Giggs has explained his decision to become an electricity meter man once his playing days are over and the lure of a premiership footballer no longer attacts women. 'Power is the ultimate...

500lb gorilla, elephant in same room; cause catastrophic "double awkwardness" 3
pthr 3 years

A 40th birthday party was thrown into disarray last night by a truly mortifying conjunction of animals. "It was pretty grim," our source told us. "It was bad enough with just the gorilla, but when...

New study reveals extinction of the selfless act 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A study carried out by Psychology Professor Brian Martin at the university of Manchester has confirmed the extinction of the so-called ‘selfless act’. Having been thought to be in decline for a...

Fukishima nuclear disastor downgraded to serious 0
Dumbnews 3 years
French jockey wary of Parisan road tunnels if he wants to reach 20. 1
simonjmr 3 years
Entrepreneur reinvents idea in more glamorous way to appeal to Malcolm Gladwell 0
Dumbnews 3 years
IPO valuation for website that actually makes money expected to reach infinity 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sad irony as Andrew Gold "Slips Away". 0
seymour totti 3 years
We were avoiding lettuce, cucumbers and tomatoes anyway, say Scots 7
Oxbridge 3 years
England football team found to be source of E-Coli outbreak 0
RichT 3 years

England’s football team we today found to be the source of the Europe-wide E-Coli epidemic which has caused 12 deaths and hundreds of hospitalizations. "We always had a suspicion it could be down...

He should have gone to specsavers 0
4ty2 3 years

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Over here, on me head son, Rooney tells Harley Street Trichologist 2
ronseal 3 years
Ryan Biggs to be promoted to GBE 0
4ty2 3 years

as OBE sounds like he selflessly fornicating under the command/consent of the king according to the order's motto "For God and the Empire". Like in any structure were one can move through the ranks...

Bean Sprout latest: Daily Mail calls for embargo on all Belgian produce 0
pinxit 3 years
Facebook add new relationship status option : Shagging Ryan Giggs 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Nadal to have robotic implants in attempt to emulate Borg 0
simonjmr 3 years
Heartbroken "Made in Chelsea" stars "had no idea they were fake." 0
SingingHinny 3 years
"This is Essex" stars have "no idea where they are." 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Veggie drug addict goes cold tofu 1
Trickster 3 years