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Chris Hoy tests positive for porridge and Irn Bru. 1
MADJEZ 07.08.12 8:30pm
Drylaw
Cast of The Double Deckers glimpsed in first Mars photos 0
Drylaw 07.08.12 8:27pm
Drylaw
US Olympians Defecting For Better Life

Despite recent economic problems and not so great weather, American athletes are defecting in droves in an attempt to remain in London, once the Olympics end. So far three American Olympians have...

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HIGNFY 07.08.12 8:02pm
HIGNFY
British fractions reach quarter final

More to follow...

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apepper 07.08.12 6:56pm
Iscariot
Cameroon awarded Gold medal in absentia for Team Absconding.

True Biscuit, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19167033...

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Iscariot 07.08.12 6:51pm
Iscariot
"Ok, this is just getting silly!" Says Morrisey as Team GB Win 22nd Olympic Gold

23rd soon?...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 6:40pm
Nowherefast
Boris wakes up and finds it was all just a dream. 0
Lucy4 07.08.12 6:38pm
Lucy4
Sheffield City Budget Deficit: Solution Found

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7248/7735008552_1694bbacfe.jpg...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 6:13pm
Nowherefast
Aussie Olympic Team 'Waltzing to Silver' 1
Ironduke 07.08.12 4:06pm
dvo4fun
Jamaicans Dominating Shagging Events In Olympic Village

The Jamaican Olympic team is leading the Medal Table as the Shagging Events get under way in the Olympic Village. The Jamaicans have already scored success in most disciplines including the sprints,...

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daneade 07.08.12 3:54pm
beau-jolly
Team GB told to "give the others a chance"

After their recent home successes, team GB's "daddy", Mr Coe, was this evening seen taking his team aside for a quiet word in the back room. "We invited all of these countries round to play but," he...

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Ugi 07.08.12 3:24pm
beau-jolly
'Freak hair' woman can use men's barbers.

A woman from Wimbledon who discovered her hair can be cut by a normal men's barber is mystifying medics. The news suggests that the hair on women's and men's heads might share a common ancestory. "I...

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Boutros 07.08.12 3:02pm
Gerontius
Govt Says Olympics Will Be Extended Indefinitely

The London 2012 Olympic Games are set to carry on continuously until such time as Team GB stops winning everything. The Government said polls show 79% of Britons are clinically addicted to...

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daneade 07.08.12 2:23pm
daneade
Games latest: Scooby Do and pesky kids expected to medal

More to follow...

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apepper 07.08.12 1:21pm
charlies_hat
Pole vaulter shows off her ring 0
medici2471 07.08.12 1:20pm
medici2471
No Cameroon at the inn...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19167033...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 07.08.12 1:20pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Blues guitarist with chocolate addiction on twelve bars a day 3
Smart Alex 07.08.12 11:38am
charlies_hat
Idowu failure leaves him facing high jump 0
custard cream 07.08.12 11:00am
custard cream
NASA Mars rover discovers, kills colony of space-cats

give a dog a bad name...

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Golgo13 07.08.12 10:55am
bonjonelson
LibDems delighted with House of Cards reform 0
antharrison 07.08.12 10:39am
antharrison
Ashley Young delighted to discover he's part Portugese

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/barryted/dive.jpg Gold, silver, bronze or red?...

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tedweasel 07.08.12 9:48am
tedweasel
Skelton Gold, 6 Year Old Asks Why Doesn't Horse Get The Medal, It Does The Work. 0
Nowherefast 07.08.12 9:28am
Nowherefast
Greggs See Profits Tumble As Olympics Guilts Nation Into Healthier Eating

Spokesman admits: "Unless Sumo becomes an Olympic sport we're fucked"...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 9:15am
Nowherefast
David Cameron declares 'austerity the winner' at London 2012

After a weekend of amazing achievements that have brought the whole of the UK together, David Cameron has come out and praised all the athletes, their coaches, Team GB, and George Osborne for the...

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Perks 07.08.12 8:07am
dvo4fun
Olympic gold medals too easy say Ofsted 1
Actual Size 07.08.12 7:41am
tedweasel
Curiosity arrives safely in Arizona 7
medici2471 07.08.12 7:37am
tedweasel
Cool kids right to mock future Olympic loser

It was the arbiters of teenage cool at Alderman Bagnall Comprehensive in Mansfield that drove 21-year-old Clive Burgess on. As early as 2005, the skinny misfit decided to silence their cruel taunts...

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Oxbridge 07.08.12 6:41am
arthurminnit
Second Amendment right to be denied to men with three names 1
medici2471 07.08.12 6:02am
nostra da mouse
Chalk denies major split with Cheese

Gypsum based mineral Chalk denied today that its partnership with Cheese was in any way under strain, despite Cheeseā€™s failure to gain backing for much-needed blackboard reforms within the wider...

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NewSuburbanDad 07.08.12 4:43am
Golgo13
Clegg beaten by Tory party overlords 0
charlies_hat 06.08.12 11:14pm
charlies_hat