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Accident prone PM slips on banana skin, loses election 0
Rapscallion 3 years

Downing Street today announced that the latest of Gordon Brown's hilarious slapstick performances will be the loss of general election. Following hot on the heels of a skilful slump in the polls, a...
Coca-cola 'sickie' advert criticised 0
Rorschach 3 years

Company spokesman not available to comment due to "A really, really bad migraine, you know, one of those ones right behind your eyes. What noise? No, that's my ruddy neighbours, I'm just lying down...
Bullingdon club members rumoured to have spoilt their ballot papers 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cillit Bang sweeps through Greece, like a Flash. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Exit poll indicates the David Cameron has voted Labour 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
UKIP denies suicide flight 'failure' is yet another instance of incompetence 0
sauce 3 years
Brown, Cameron and Clegg to house-share No.10 2
Genghis Cohen 3 years

The leaders of the three main parties are today making themselves comfortable in No.10 Downing Street after no single party raised enough to pay the deposit in full. ‘It’s not quite the big...
Farage Flying Farrago, Flight falls in field. 0
virtuallywill 3 years

That is a lot of f'ing...
With his horse's hooves striking sparks on the cobbles, the Count gets underway. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
SkyHD election coverage 'surprisingly popular' in Greece following looting spree 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Ash plume resolved after Icelander spotted throwing hedge trimmings into volcano 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Cameron sparks polling day sexism row after 'couple of hot teas' waitress gaffe 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Defiant insects flout CAA no-fly ruling. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Were you mis-sold a Prime Minister in 2005 ? You can now claim compensation. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

We are Election Lawyers For You, and we can claim 100% compensation if you were mis-sold a leader you neither needed or voted for...
Kidderminster Hospital gets 'independence pledge' 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Senior Conservatives have denied brokering a power-sharing agreement with the Kidderminster Hospital and Health Concern party that could see Kidderminster hospital becoming a devolved region of the...
Crash investigators: Farage crash caused by lack of left wing 0
MightyBlair 3 years
Herman Van Rompuy regrets Northamptonshire plane-spotting holiday 0
ianslat 3 years
Gigantic plume of smoke and ash closes European airports after Greek riots. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Hospital: Farage suffering from narrowed vision. 0
MightyBlair 3 years
Farage blames Euro ash intervention for plane crash 0
simonjmr 3 years

"If we had stayed out of Europe and imposed a euro exclusion zone the Icelandic ash would never have been in UK airspace to affect my plane" claimed Nigel Farage more soon...
Latest: Polling station in Weybridge, Surrey, expected to close later today. 1
Ostsee 3 years
UKIP devastated after Farage gets some sense knocked into him. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Naval officer's personal rating goes down. 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Harry Potter Headmaster in sensational on-screen outburst 0
Duff 3 years

The avuncular Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has amazed his fellow educationalists with a foul-mouthed tirade against TV's leading dynasty today. Speaking from the school...
Voters warned: whenever David Cameron looks like winning, the volcano gets angry 3
Ludicity 3 years
Brown regrets canvassing at World Gobbing Championships 3
virtuallywill 3 years

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Rumours surface that Cameron gets chaps on his hands 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
BNP voters assisted – Many have never made a cross without burning it before. 1
Rorschach 3 years

"Good boy, Nick.that’s right.just like a swastika, but without the bendy bits. Perfect!Now, who's a clever little fascist?"...
Farage escapes Messerschmitt fly-by shooting 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Voters urged to 'vote at your own convenience' 0
PluckyMunky 3 years