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Dangerous Sports Society announces ‘Paint portrait of Mohammed’ competition… 6
Doylem 3 years
Max Clifford to represent sprouts... 0
Doylem 3 years
North exceeds expectations in muck/brass proximity quotient... 0
Doylem 3 years
Mis-understanding with control tower causes pilot to land on road 0
Basil_B 3 years

New Pilot Roger Vang described the moments of confusion which led him to land on the A449 in Warwickshire two miles from the airfield he was supposed to land on., 'Everything seemed to be going ok...

Dave Gilmour's son proves he's just another prick in the wall. 7
wallster 3 years

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3270713/Floyd-stars-son-sorry-for-demo.html]What a knob head.[/url]...

Stephen Hawking “restored to factory settings”… 10
Doylem 3 years
Wikileaks Assange to play Captain Hook in Christmas panto 0
dogwheels 3 years

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has signed up to star as Captain Hook in a pantomime production of Peter Pan this Christmas. The Australian, who is currently being investigated by several...

Pink Floyd son admits he don't need 'no education' but could afford it anyway 0
ronseal 3 years

One of rock music's most mysterious double negatives has finally been explained after Dave Gilmour's son was seen rioting at the prospective of 'no education'. "When dad sang we don't need no...

Bill Gates reveals plan to defeat malaria by bundling crap version with Windows 5
rickwestwell 3 years

Bill Gates, the non-executive chairman of Microsoft who has now dedicated his life to charitable causes, has unveiled a radical new plan for his latest philanthropic project, the worldwide...

Liu Xiaobo thanks everyone for getting him an extra five years solitary and 1
Malcum eggs 3 years
cambridge university to introduce advanced history course 1
4ty2 3 years

on how to recognise a cenotaph whilst under the influence of drugs. Emergency crash courses are available to rich parents who's children might still go on protest ralleys in London against the...

Jordan not sure which one is her husband, says publicist. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Hot water cannons prepared as Police switch tactics from 'Kettle' to 'Cafetière' 2
pinxit 3 years
student protestes still try to get into prison via clearence or kettle procedure 0
4ty2 3 years

trying to bypass expensive tuition fees by getting into prison and get free access to studying either under the human rights act or as part of the rehabilitation program. As the state can't afford to...

thousands of student protesters failed to get degree 0
4ty2 3 years

for taking part in the practical degree cours in "how to change a political decision process" but at least some got a bage of honour in making it to the front page...

Met Police bring out own Kettle Chips: Chilly student flavour. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
"Made in China" chair wins Nobel peace prize 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Giant complains to the Press Council about NB writers standing on his soldiers. 4
Malcum eggs 3 years
Student pokes Camilla ,Charles admits it is his first threesome. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Nick Clegg to star in remake of Trumpton 1
Bismarck 3 years

The BBC refused to comment last night that Deputy prime minister Nick Clegg had been asked to appear in a special Christmas edition of the children's favourite Trumpton. The episode. rumoured to...

Horror as Charles & Camilla realise they're off to the Royal Variety Performance 1
Stan Laurel 3 years

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Admin/BkFill/Default_image_group/2010/12/9/1291930296034/Prince-Charles-Camilla-006.jpg...

Government cuts reach Trumpton - Dibble and Grubb to be sacked. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
“Tough choices”, admits Clegg: “manifesto pledges or big black car?”… 1
Doylem 3 years
Government drops Beauty tax idea in favour of 'ugly tax'.. 0
Bismarck 3 years

'It's a far more financially sound idea' says Osborne...

camilla and charles extatic over London DOE outdoor activity 0
4ty2 3 years

apart from good outdoor survival skills in street combat and the ability to light fires in public places this years bunch also showed exceptional skills in artistic expression. The shattered window...

Police Advise 'Kettled' Students... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.to bring a jerry next time...

Cameron Denies Tory Party Name Change... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.to 'Trash and Sod Them Party.' 'No 90% bonus tax on our bankers. Eh?'...

Cameron jails rioting students. Ken Clark immediately frees them. 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

"If we can't even afford to teach them, we certainly can't afford to lock them up!" says the Justice secretary!...

Davros to sue Steven Hawkin for character infringement 0
Bismarck 3 years

more later...

Stool threatens war after being overlooked for Nobel peace prize ... 0
Kramaring 3 years