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Extreme stationery salesman 'pushes the envelope' 1
Smart Alex 3 years
£250K dinners 'solution to national debt' claims Cameron 0
Boutros 3 years

David Cameron is about to engage in a marathon lunch-in, and has ordered his secretary to arrange a packed series of dinner engagements for the PM. A single evening could raise £2.5million a night...

NB writers high five each other at first proper Tory Sleaze scandal... 1
JohnA 3 years
Sunday Times reveals lunch with Clegg "£3.87, or £4.56 if you go supersize". 2
Al OPecia 3 years
'Come Dine with Me' featuring David Cameron not available on Freeview 4
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Chaos as Army petrol deliveries avoid roadside Shells 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Isle of Wight to get Stevie Wonder 0
roybland 3 years
Queen unveils new Jubilee zeitgeist medal - the CBA 2
Nails UK 3 years

I was going to make this into a longer story but I couldn't be...

Raise income from unwanted items at 0
Nails UK 3 years
Cameron to offer luncheon vouchers for elderly at No 10. 1
wilkieone 3 years
Berlusconi offers to mentor Cameron & Co. on ethical finance 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Binge drinkers react angrily to increased cost of Binge. 9
nickb 3 years

Binge, the popular alcoholic beverage, is to increase in price by 30%. Its manufacturers say the increase has been forced on them by government attempts to encourage responsible drinking. “Binge...

Indian call centres try to 'block calls' from 87 year old pensioner 16
Perks 3 years

UK call centres all over India have sent requests to their phone providers to block calls from Edith Matthews, 87, from Hewish. She has been persistently ‘cold calling’ them for a chat after an...

Pensioner receives replacement bus service instead of new hip and knee 0
markbuontempo 3 years
Obama furious when he recieves invoice for meeting with Cameron. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Westminster in disarray as LibDem syndicate wins Euromillions lottery 0
Nails UK 3 years

Parliament was today reeling from the news that 12 Lib Dem MPs, including some from the cabinet, had resigned from the House of Commons after hearing that their syndicate had won the Euromillions...

P.M angry at cash-for-access discovered 0
virtuallywill 3 years
Fat Person Showing Talent Proof of 2012 Apocalypse 2
Hooch 3 years

“Reality is broken,” was the verdict of Professor Ian Seaborn. Last Saturday as millions sat down to watch Britain’s Got Talent they had no idea at the horrors they would face., In started...

Lobbygate Latest: £30 Donation For 5 Minutes With "Listening" Andrew Lansley 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Neanderthals have relatives in Essex 1
Exiled Royal 3 years

Neanderthals are not totally extinct; in some of us they live on - a little bit or maybe a lot Something that we thought we knew all along has been confirmed by Professor Svante Paabo, Max Planck...

Lobbygate latest: £250,000 for Cabinet Lunch, £125,000 if Eric Pickles Absent 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Soldiers training to deliver petrol have trouble with Clubcards and Pay at Pump. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Tory Co-Treasurer quits. Tapping up the rich for access is the Chairman's job. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Old Moore's Almanack to produce new HMRC tax statements 0
Nails UK 3 years

Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs have agreed a joint deal with the publishers of Old Moore's Almanack to produce the new Tax Statements unveiled in the budget. The front of the statement will show...

Police warn of Radicalised snowboarders threat 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Skateborders may be next! They could views as Hawks not doves...

Public apothetic to people running through their town with a stick on fire. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More Olympic humbug soon...

Army to receive Ginsters Pasties delivery training 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

M.O.D spokesman coy about possible unsavory NATO action...

Wallace to replace Clegg as part of Aardman's tax concession deal 0
Nails UK 3 years

Further details in the small print of the budget have revealed that in return for tax concessions to the animation film industry, Aardman has agreed to loan plasticine figure Wallace as a replacement...

Cruddas: 'Another £5,000 and Clegg stays home washing his hair' 0
Skylarking 3 years
Dick Cheney has heart implant, votes Democrat. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years