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| 'We will win the next election' Clegg tells supporters. More soon. | 0 |  |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Jacqui Smith impersonates Ness from Gavin & Stacey to hang on to seat | 3 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_js-ness.jpg... |
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| Britain wakes up to new Prime Minister as Blair asks 'Did you miss me ?' | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| George Bush takes advantage of Election confusion to claim victory. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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In a move straight out of the 2000 American Presidential election, George Bush stepped in to claim victory despite counting still going on in many constituencies... |
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| Double blow as Jacqui Smith returns from count to find husband watching porno. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith returned from losing her seat in Parliament to find her husband in front of the tv with his trousers round his ankles. His claim that he'd spilt hot tea and needed... |
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| George Bush wants Avatar remade so the good guys get to win. More soon. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Giant box dropped in Iceland to plug volcanic ash | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Lembit Opik looses seat, fails to deliver on promise of asterioid hitting earth | 0 | |
Quaz | 3 years |
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Voters in Liberal Democrat Lembit Opiks constituency of Montgomeryshire have said that their disapointment at the failure of an asteroid to hit the earth was the reason that they voted him out. "We... |
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| Quick service ballot boxes for people with less than ten votes to reduce queues | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
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at next election... |
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| Certain Returning Officers will not be returning, say Electoral Commission | 2 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
| Dimbleby Announces Prospect of 'Seriously Hung' Parliament. | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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Black Rod promptly resigns... |
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| Election latest .Four years on and school halls around the nation still look | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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as shabby as ever... |
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| Bond villain leases lair to BBC for a couple of days | 5 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://www.inplas.co.uk/sitegraphics/tv/bbcelection2.jpg... |
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| Two arrested over counterfeit £20 note factory | 2 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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Two men have been arrested after police discovered that their £20 note factory was just a cheap imitation made of chipboard and a few pieces of four by two. "It was just a front" said investigating... |
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| Farage regrets buying cut-price election banner from Poland | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Farage's PM 'flight of fancy' spectacularly nose-dives. More soon. | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Clegg loses erection | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Oh dear! Delia's in the soup. | 0 | |
Duff | 3 years |
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In a shock development top peoples' supermarket, Waitrose, has ended its endorsement deal with kitchen Queen, Delia Smith, after only a matter of a few short weeks. The final straw came after the... |
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| Farage latest: Hospital describes his condition as "unsatisfactory". | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Suspicions arosed as Richmond polling station situated in wheelie-bin | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Labour deny plot to upset safe Tory seat... |
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| Concerns as Farage looks set to lose by one vote. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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UKIP in desparate plea to minority voters... |
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| News that Sunderland hopes to be first to declare branded 'a betrayal.' | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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'It's bloody ridiculous!', claimed Roger Worthington, a member of the election team at Weatherby. 'We clearly agreed that we were going to take our time this year'. The news has also lead to a series... |
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| Blears likely to hold on to seat | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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Salford voters demonstrate the truth of the legend that they would vote for a pig if it wore a Labour rosette... |
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| Dave Edmunds "Rockpile" to back UKIP | 0 | |
Zen | 3 years |
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Crawling from the wreckage, crawling from the wreckage, You'd think by now at least, That half a brain would get the message, Crawling from the wreckage, crawling from the wreckage, Into a brand... |
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| Oxford to officially recognise existence of Oxford Brookes University | 4 | |
IamWibble | 3 years |
| Worries rise over money promised after Nigerian president dies | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
| Cameron forms government; NewsBiscuiters realise it's not that funny after all | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
| Greece sold to venture capital firm for £1. | 2 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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In a surprise move Greece has been bought by venture capital firm Scorched, Earth and Profit for a pound. It’s the first time an entire country has been sold to be broken up and could prove the way... |
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| School curriculum rumoured to be rather dull.. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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An hour of maths first thing each day. And the rest, they say, is History... |
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| Voters urged to 'vote at your own convenience' : LATE EDITION | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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Do it now! Voting papers on roll in cubicles... |
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