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England protest against Blatter's presidency by deliberately playing badly. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
FIA hopeful Lybian Grand Prix in November to go ahead despite local difficulties 5
DiY 3 years
Andy Gray gets honorary doctoratre 0
arnied 3 years

Andy Gray has been honoured by the University of Mogadishu. The department of female circumscision have awarded the wayward ace a doctorate in recognition of his services to sex equality!...

FIFA dirty money blamed for Ecoli epidemic. 0
arnied 3 years

Sidestepp Blatter forgot to wash hands after handling Argentinian bung...

New study links breathing air to cancer 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Glee devotes episode to the music of Glee 1
Grover 3 years

Hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i] has announced it will devote a forthcoming episode to songs performed on the hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i]. Series creator and cultural anti-Christ Ryan...

Psychic offers remote stalking service to spurned lovers. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

Prof. Dr. Dame Imelda Clapton (Ph.D, DSO and barking) Principal of weknewdyouwouldcall.com has launched a new service for those unlucky in love who would like to follow their object of unreciprocated...

Injunction bars Kieren Fallon from throwing the Derby on either horse. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More unsubstantiated allegations soon...

Salad dodger red-faced after catching e.coli from cucumber: Questions raised. 0
Le Creuset Fiend 3 years

More to follow-through...

Loss of council houses for £100,000 earners worries drug dealers 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Rooney has arsehole transfer. Arsehole rejects him 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Oldy but goody...

Google’s plans to abandon older browsers condemned as ageist 0
beau-jolly 3 years

got to be a story in there somewhere...

Wayne Rooney admits he is terrified about losing his looks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Blatter orders 5000 orange boiler suits from his secret lair. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
NHS withdraws "Five A Day" advice. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"Cutting down to one a day can reduce the chances of you getting E-Coli by 80%", a NHS spokesman said today...

Apple introduces online organs trading app shop, EyeDonate 0
ronseal 3 years
Welsh sheep farmers contract E Collie 0
FraserWords 3 years
England players learn to speak Swiss 0
FraserWords 3 years

England’s coaches have revealed their secret weapon for Euro 2012 success against Switzerland at Wembley – the players have been learning the Swiss language., The ploy is believed to have...

Chinese theology student trades an eye for an i-pad 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Wild card entry to Monaco Grand Prix offereed to Mrs Chris Huhne 0
ronseal 3 years
Babar Ahmed apologises to police for ‘running into their fists’ 0
Lemonrinse 3 years

A Muslim man who previously claimed he had been viciously beaten up by police today admitted it was all ‘a big fib, they are the victims’. Mr Ahmad, who has been detained without charge or trial...

German E Coli spreads, starts massing on Polish border 2
JohnA 3 years

Xenophobic hysteria starts here...

BetFred West to bury Tote 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Elephant dung in the room caused E-Coli outbreak, scientists annouunced today 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Cat Stevens arrested in attempt to procure firearm 0
Iscariot 3 years

Stevens may also be charged with other offences after the police examined some of his music dating back 40 years. The charges are expected to include bestiality; Stevens is widely reported to have...

Asda-clothed child who defied school bullies awarded George Cross 1
3 years

Let's all go to Tescos, where gypsies buy their best clothes...

Cameron sends Clegg to Brobdingnag to study big society. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ratko Mladic Faces Additional Charges 0
Deimos 3 years

Following new evidence that has only come to light over the last 2 weeks, the International Criminal Court has added new charges to those Mr. Mladic is already facing. This new video evidence shows...

Right Said Fred ‘too sexy to be allowed to buy the Tote’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
F1 returns to Bahrain after receiving reassurances about the safety of its money 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years