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Closet Agoraphobic Finally Comes Out 0
kga6 3 years

Tony Bateman, trainee assistant stationary cupboard organiser, has finally been coaxed from his cupboard refuge after a 7 hour stand-off with colleagues at the HR department of Bedford Hospital. "We...

Facebook changes delights stalkers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Fox To Inquiry: Did You Chaps Ever See "Fight Club"? It's A Bit Like That 0
Textbook 3 years
Bomber's plan descibed as 'absolute pants' 0
spoole2112 3 years

More later...

Poll shows Hitler more popular than man who created "Go Compare" adverts 5
JohnA 3 years

Please, the blasted adverts are just insurance comparison websites, one after the other...

Lunatic fringe bomb Barnet shop - police comb through wreckage 1
vertical 3 years

might need a trim. Going anywhere nice this weekend?...

Homeopathic sex therapist tells man to give his wife 0.000000001 3
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
London rioters in jail being retrained as stock takers 0
witless 3 years

easy for them to pick up claims Liberal think tank after dismissing recycling operatives idea...

Gay Lifestyle Magazine asks Do Trans Fats cause gender confusion? 0
vertical 3 years
indecisive potholer trapped between rock and hard plaice 3
witless 3 years

help is on its way...

Underpants bomber pleads dirty 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Bold later...

Underpants Bomber Previously Commando 5
thisisall1word 3 years
Cameron - "I love the Fantastic Mr. Fox." 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

PRIME Minister David Cameron today announced that he is a huge admirer of the Fantastic Mr. Fox and reads it to his children every night at bedtime. He said: "It's a tremendous book. In it he has...

Sharp Rise in Employment of Unemloyment counters 0
Rowly 3 years

As the Jobless figures increase, this has been partially offset by the increase in the number of people employed to count them. A recently employed spokesman for the unemployment registry said "I was...

Master baker's secret bread recipes kept on a kneed to know basis. 8
wallster 3 years
Plane bomber changes plea; "my pants were on fire" 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Blackberry outage; if you've any ideas, you'll have to keep it to yourself 0
apepper 3 years

The Blackberry mobile phone network has collapsed; if you've a Blackberry phone and have lost service then, send a postcard or sealed envelope to Blackberry with the telephone number of the person...

Underwear bomber -"shitting it" about going to prison 0
simonjmr 3 years
Underpants bomber presents legal briefs in court 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Underpants Bomber to feature in next series of SpongeBob 0
medici2471 3 years
'Fathers learn about facts of life from their children' report claims 3
roybland 3 years

Most fathers learn about the facts of life from their kids, according to research by sexual health charity Brook.,  , The report claims that children's 'more savvy' access to the Internet means...

Underwear bomber admits being inspired by a Jerry Lee Lews track... 0
brd888 3 years

although his great balls never actually caught fire. "I'd have had more luck if I'd eaten a vindaloo the night before" said Nigerian terrorist in a rather high pitched voice...

"Underwear Bomber" was flying by the seat of his pants 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

More in briefs...

New shop fitting design award looks for creatives who are “counter-intuitive”. 3
nickb 3 years
Sony denies sexism after it offers to check out 'smoking' TV models 0
simonjmr 3 years
Austria's Right Proposes "Final Solution" For Maria Problem. 9
rikkor 3 years
Blackberry outage 'a tribute to Steve Jobs' 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Celebrity Come Dancing on (thin) Ice - Will Fox Trot? 0
witless 3 years

more to it than meets the Aye...

Olympic Stadium to be "truly multipurpose" according to revised plans. 0
grottymonty 3 years

Under new plans revealed today the Olympic stadium will now be shared by Tottenham, West Ham and Leyton Orient. Lord Coe explained” we asked them to sort it out between themselves, so now...

Knight to see you, to see you knight 0
Clarky 3 years