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Un in, Il out; North Korea "Shaken all about" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il dies of broken heart after Strictly Come Dancing Final result. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Boris Johnson demands tax breaks for absent fathers. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Germany says EU needs UK, "we can't agree on who else to all hate." 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron and Clegg go to RELATE to save marriage after latest spat. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron: "You don't have to be a Christian to live here but it helps" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Osborne confirms bankers must now pass "Go" before receiving bonuses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Time for a woman to lead!" says Kim's widow, Ma Jong. 0
Iscariot 3 years
Pink Panther dies in prison after life of making crap cartoons. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
US Lease On English Language To Expire In 2012 1
SimonJJames 3 years

A recently discovered contract dated around the end of the US War of Independence shows that the US's lease on the usage of the English language will come to an end in 2012.,  ,...

Brian Cox proves theory a particle physicist can be in many places at once 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Angry onion farm workers surprise at appearance on South Korean TV 0
medici2471 3 years
AA confirms - car exhaust pipe diameter inversely proportional to driver's IQ 6
medici2471 3 years

irritating bastards....

N.Koreans inconsolable as contents of 'Dear Jong' letter are broadcast... 0
charlieworth 3 years

"My dear adoring countrymen and women, It is a far better thing I do now than I have ever done. Please don't blame yourselves. You must understand that It's not you, it's me. Promise me you'll look...

Christmas Cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus 3
Immunis 3 years

The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this morning and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we...

Good news as safety inspection give Fukushima nuclear plant "A glowing report". 5
dvo4fun 3 years
Cowell to judge in new series of ‘The Dictator Factor’ for North Korean TV 0
Immunis 3 years

Simon Cowell has been signed up as the lead judge in North Korea’s search for a new supreme leader. The Dictator Factor will follow a number of Generals and Air Marshalls as they attempt to debate,...

CIA claim ‘we were no where near Kim Jong-il when he was murdered’ 0
Immunis 3 years
God particle discovery reveals evidence that God is really, really, small 0
Immunis 3 years
Marketing team behind Incest by Paco Rabanne resign after poor sales. 0
reforse 3 years
Kim Jong-II set to rise again in 3 days time 0
SimonJJames 3 years

More soon but definitely going down the route of a Jesus / Zombie...

Kim Jong-il successor named as Sepp Blatter 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Kim Jong Il dies of ronery-ness aged 69. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Harrowwwwww more soon...

Paxman and Osborne go head to head over economy 15
wallster 3 years

In a hard hitting interview for tonight's newsnight programme, Jeremy Paxman has succeeded in getting Mr Osborne to admit that he has serious doubts about how to bring the economy back into line and...

Cops dismiss constraint tactics of rioting fisherman as different kettle of fish 0
button 3 years
Modern extreme doggers confirm they wouldn't stoop as low as a Krankie 0
simonjmr 3 years
Kim Jong Dead - he'd been Il for a while 5
simonjmr 3 years
Nick Clegg ponders if his work / life balance is right? 0
simonjmr 3 years
Obituary - Kim Jong-il 0
Newsquelch 3 years

Kim Jong-il has today died at the age of 69 from, according to local media, a severe case of caring too much. A secretive figure, much of what we know about his life is cobbled together from official...

Cruel dictator dies of overwork 3
DorsetBoy 3 years

International news agencies have been reporting the death of a notorious tyrant and the leader of a secretive kleptomaniac society. Under his rule, millions of his people were kept in starvation and...