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Micheal Winner to be appointed Ambassador to Middle East. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Obama unable to produce documents making him white. 0
Tom Sarvay 3 years
New high score set for stealing credit card details... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Economy seeks super-injunction over sordid 'double dip' rumours 0
3 years
Sony's 'father of the CD' dies unexpectedly after being smeared with jam 14
rickwestwell 3 years

More soon. Only makes sense if you remember the original hype on Tomorrow's World etc where they said these amazing things called CDs would even work after being covered in jam or squeezed through a...

Volunteers needed 2
riesler 3 years

for 21 gun salute as tribute to human cannonball...

Royal wedding coverage gets "too much" for man in vegetative state 0
thackaray 3 years

After 5 years in a vegetative state and defying medical opinion, Alfred Mason, 68, woke up in Leeds General Infirmary to tell his family and hospital staff to stop going on about the "bloody" Royal...

Rival tablet '80 percent shinier' than iPad 0
3 years

IT experts were taken by surprise by the release of an iPad rival from Swarovski Crystal today. The tablet, marketed under the name 'iGlass', is twice the price of the iPad, and considerably more...

Married men seek super-injunction against royal wedding 1
jp1885 3 years

Britain’s married men have formally applied for a so-called ‘super-injunction’, in an attempt to prevent the royal wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton from being shown on...

President Obama releases birth certificate online. Has identity stolen. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More obvious humour soon...

Dr's warn hackers who read details of PlayStation gamers' lives risk depression 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Physicists 'disappointed' with discovery of Higg's bassoon. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Dora the Explorer arrested for trespassing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Suspicious singing backpack taken away for controlled explosion., More Soon...

Government ban BBC from showing repeat of film classic 'The Great Escape' 0
Highwayman 3 years

Following the mass jail break of Taliban militants earlier this week, the Government have laid the blame squarely at the door of the BBC for inspiring the jail break by its constant reshowing of the...

Jealous Harry desperate for attention 0
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Prince Harry has denied that the announcement, two days before his brother's wedding, that he might climb Everest, has been motivated by younger sibling jealousy. "It's true", he protested, "I...

AV campaigners expecting strong support from DVD players. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon if we can remember which button to press...

British scientist discovers new Viagra that helps maintain a stiff upper lip 0
Ian Searle 3 years
At 4:30 the public held a rehearsal for the Royal Wedding and slept through it 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Tesco delivery service replicates stress of weekly shop from comfort of own home 8
OllieP 3 years

Tesco is to launch a new home delivery service which will allow customers to experience all the stress of a weekly shop from the comfort of their own home. From compiling an order online to the...

Playstation network crash causes Army applications to rise dramatically 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Daily Mail to scan Royal Wedding coverage for benefit cheats. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
Lonely physicist discovers chick magnet 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Malcolm Gladwell's newest book explores effects of 10,000 hours of doing nothing 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Study finds most fools are experts outside their area of foolishness 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Julian Clary joins yes, camp, due to punctuation error. 0
be reasonable 3 years
London 2012 officials admit 'Everyone warned us it would happen', but we're shit 0
Mr Payne 3 years

More soon, once the servers have been hosed down and some competent staff have been drafted in. From Monkey World...

Andrew Marr named new BBC Home Affairs correspondent 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism 8
rickwestwell 3 years

The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on Friday because of local unrest on his planet. Emperor Kevin "Minging" T. Merciless...

The no to AV campaign too negative claim political experts 0
simonjmr 3 years
Female willingly has sex with Andrew Marr 0
ED209 3 years

Three times winner of the Sony 'Face for Radio' award Andrew Marr has stunned the world at large with the announcement that a member of the opposite sex has voluntarily had sexual intercourse with...