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Dick Cheney has heart implant, votes Democrat. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Sarah Furguson to negotiate PM dinner deals.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Loan shark, seeks company.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Osborne charges Clegg £250,000 for access to Cameron 0
nickb 3 years
Dick Cheney heart transplant latest; old heart to be taken to Mordor by Frodo 0
apepper 3 years

Dick Cheney's old heart is to be dropped into the crack of Doom in the mountain of fire deep in the dark land of Mordor...

Pensioners budget fury; "We can't afford to buy lunch with Cameron anymore" 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Miliband 'offered £250,000' to anyone prepared to have lunch with him 0
roybland 3 years
Medium Derek Acorah and 'spirit guide' split because of 'artistic differences' 11
Perks 3 years

Television medium, Derek Acorah and his ‘spirit guide’ Sam have announced they are to split. They have cited their ‘artistic differences’ as the main reason, with Sam becoming ever more...

Nick Clegg Commemorative Platter: Order Now! 1
The_RLJ 3 years

Be sure to act now so you don't miss out on this rare opportunity to own this limited edition memento to the Mickey Rourke of politics.

Competition: Win dinner for two with the Camerons 0
weematt 3 years

Win a business opportunity of a life time plus dinner for two in the company of Prime Minister David Cameron and his lovely wife Samantha. The menu is yet to be decided but you will have the chance...

Flick Book version of The Artist out in May 0
roybland 3 years

A flick book version  of five Oscars winner The Artist is expected out in May. A spokesman for HMV said they were already taking pre-orders for the eagerly awaited flick book version of the black...

Measles sufferers to get spot checks 3
weematt 3 years
Psychic says she did not know show had been cancelled... 0
wilkieone 3 years
1/4 million for dinner with cameron! burger king £1.99! 0
wilkieone 3 years
Man who looked into his girlfriend's eyes saw only eyes 2
roybland 3 years

When Ray Smith,19, looked into his girlfriend Samantha's eyes across a candlelit dinner table, he was taken aback to see just a pair of eyes. 'I'm not sure what I expected,' he said. 'But something...

After Eights Refuse To Adjust To British Summer Time 2
sredni vashta 3 years
Supermarket pioneering Roadkill Range 3
Exiled Royal 3 years

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of...

Vince Cable charged 'half a Toblerone' for access to Nick Clegg 1
3 years
Would-be pornographer to try new "Homage to Tulisa" angle 0
FlashArry 3 years
Britain’s depleted Air Force ‘no longer has capacity to carpet-bomb Germany’ 21
3 years

Air Marshal Sir Roderick Faulkes-Stanley has launched a withering attack on politicians looking to reduce the RAF’s budget. According to him, the air force has been paired back so far that it no...

Wales is boring - Official 0
Exiled Royal 3 years

The Welsh Assembly today reacted angrily to criticisms that 'simply nothing worth reporting' goes on in Wales. A report by CeeBeebies says that, compared to Scotland, Wales looks like it's been in a...

Stephen Hawking disqualified from The Voice 0
apepper 3 years

New talent show The Voice has banned Stephen Hawking after the famous physicist used a speech synthesizer which used samples from the recently deceased Luciano Pavarotti...

Bicycle manufacturer appoints new spokesperson. 1
Haywood Manley 3 years
Bolton trainer's sponge sells on Ebay for £1m 0
weematt 3 years

alternatively Man City and Chelsea in bidding war for Bolton trainer's sponge...

Newsbiscuit Crossword. 1 Down: I, with a slut, make x factor judge (6) 2
weematt 3 years

About time we had a crossword...

James Cameron still preparing for tiresome, overly long dive 0
3 years
Toulouse gunman's mother 'wracked with guilt', claim prosecutors 0
3 years
"Fraudulent" DIY service threatened with closure. 10
Haywood Manley 3 years

Mr. DIY, a one-man Derbyshire firm which offers to carry out customers' odd jobs for them has been threatened with closure by a local council unless it changes its name, as it apparently contravenes...

Nurses ADMIT they're, "In it for the money." 1
Jacobandthehats 3 years

Their virulent opposition to longer contract hours, healthcare reform and outsourcing led many to suspect, but today the Royal College of Nursing admits what many thought all along, they're in it for...

People keep dying despite introduction of NHS reforms claims doctors' group. 0
Ostsee 3 years