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Nigel Farage apologises for talking sense

In what appears to be an uncharacteristic lapse, Nigel Farage, leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party, UKIP, has made a seemingly sensible statement. An embarrassed Mr Farage told reporters...

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throngsman 07.03.14 6:06pm
throngsman
Clegg 'all shook up' by Bus Pass Elvis Party's performance.

Uh-huh! It's sure to be always on Nick Clegg's mind this weekend and he's bound to be way on down in the dumps, as he's forced to come to terms with his party having been humiliated in The Clifton...

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Duff 07.03.14 5:40pm
Duff
Kerry Gets Confused After Long Periods of Fruitless Negotiations.

It has now been confirmed that John Kerry had been negotiating for hours with Nigel Farage about independence issues. Kerry apparently mistook him for Dmitry Medvedev, who he thought looked quite...

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Guillermo De Snookio 07.03.14 5:29pm
custard cream
Met Apologises for Crimea and Orders Undercover "Agent Vladimir" Back to London

"It was one of the more ambitious missions for the SDS", explained Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe. "Back in the 70s there was widespread concern about left-wing extremists -...

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deceangli 07.03.14 5:28pm
throngsman
Sunshine 'Nothing to do with Lib Dems' says Cameron

Some say it's the honeymoon effect wearing off, others say it's the end of bullish*t, but David Cameron has clearly moved on from his 'we're all in this together' speeches where he claimed that 'me...

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throngsman 07.03.14 5:26pm
throngsman
Clegg 'angry' to find out Belgium is in the EU

Nick Clegg, the deputy Prime Minister - or 'domestic help' as David Cameron calls him, is reported to be angry to find out that not only is Belgium a real place, it's actually a member of the EU....

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throngsman 07.03.14 5:13pm
deceangli
Coprophilliac suffers motion sickness 0
Smart Alex 07.03.14 5:13pm
Smart Alex
Russia to claim a third of all Ukraininan paralympic medals 0
Scronnyglonkle 07.03.14 5:11pm
Scronnyglonkle
Chairman on the toilet declares 'This motion is passed'. 0
Electrelane 07.03.14 5:09pm
Electrelane
Coprophiliac arrested during three course meal 'caught between stools' 0
Electrelane 07.03.14 5:09pm
Electrelane
Coprophiliac admits he sees poetry in motion 1
sydalg 07.03.14 5:08pm
Smart Alex
Man fails to find coin eaten by dog - admits to just going through the motions 0
Smart Alex 07.03.14 4:31pm
Smart Alex
Next country to be invaded by Russia during an Olympics to be named

The result of the bidding to be the next country to be invaded by Russia during an Olympics are set to be announced at a glitzy ceremony in St Tropez later today. The competition hasn't been as...

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johnnydobbo 07.03.14 4:18pm
Sinnick
CNN Anchor Revealed as Mechanoid

Boring, monotonous, Wolf Half O’Witz becomes stuck in replay mode giving out the same information every two minutes and congratulating complete dickheads on giving good briefings. The lack of...

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Guillermo De Snookio 07.03.14 4:18pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Met Denies Laughing Policeman Was Sexist, Racist and/or Corrupt

"Risible! You're 'avin a laugh.! Wooaaaaahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaaa. Woaahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaaaa. Woaahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha. ...

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BewsNiscuit 07.03.14 4:12pm
BewsNiscuit
Both Sides in the Ukraine Making Use of Civilian Irregulars

It has been confirmed that both of the opposing factions have large numbers of ‘Poseurs’ and ‘Babushkas’ units, the latter, armed with 300mm heavy handbags. The [s]Soviet[/s] Russian side are...

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Guillermo De Snookio 07.03.14 4:08pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Court rules in favour of ice pops. 5
Squudge 07.03.14 3:15pm
custard cream
Undercover Met Officers Infiltrate NB - Giveaway Is The Persistent 1 Star Awards

Hat tip to Gingerclive...

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Titus 07.03.14 2:49pm
Titus
Police Mason infiltration unit disbanded 2
Bigglesworth 07.03.14 2:46pm
Ironduke
Proud but obsessive DIY enthusiast inundates friends with shelfies 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 07.03.14 2:44pm
Ironduke
Winter Paralympics: tickets sold out for wheelchair ski jump 2
custard cream 07.03.14 2:13pm
Titus
TrustGain social media app to be acquired by Global DataRape Enterprises 0
ronseal 07.03.14 12:58pm
ronseal
Host of golden daffodils could see Britons sleep walking to pollen induced hell 0
ronseal 07.03.14 12:54pm
ronseal
Schumacher Penalised for extended pit stop 0
throngsman 07.03.14 12:45pm
throngsman
Was milkman who neglected his animals putting the cart before the horse? 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 07.03.14 11:26am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Cable 'intensely relaxed' about importing illegal immigrants

Business secretary Vince Cable has found himself at the centre of an immigration row, after a journalist alleged that he was a major importer of illegal immigrants. The situation blew up yesterday as...

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Electrelane 07.03.14 11:05am
Electrelane
Pistorius "just couldn't handle girlfriend's foot fetish" 0
sydalg 07.03.14 10:35am
sydalg
Met police infiltrate Jewish community to smear holocaust survivors 2
GingerClive 07.03.14 9:49am
GingerClive
Radio 3 Denies Any Risk Of This Week's Schedule In Danger Of Unravelling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2BYkJS8GE0...

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Titus 07.03.14 9:07am
Titus
Met police suppressed report saying BNP may be racist 0
GingerClive 07.03.14 8:34am
GingerClive