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Savile "Queen touched me here and here during knighthood ceremony" 0
Underconstruction 09.10.12 12:04pm
Underconstruction
Austrian skydiver in ground-breaking record attempt 0
Sinnick 09.10.12 11:38am
Sinnick
Animal Rights activists can be "retained and used" under new Tory proposals

David Cameron has outlined plans to allow homeowners to escape conviction when confronting burglars. These guidelines will also extend to laboratories where animal testing takes place. In his...

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grottymonty 09.10.12 10:01am
grottymonty
BBC News displays images of women sexually abused by Jimmy Savile

The BBC showed pictures from the Seventies of the women, when the attacks took place, and of them today, under the caption, Now, Then, Now, Then , Now, Then...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 9:51am
weematt
Osborne considering taking UK out of metric system

Though undisclosed at the Tory party conference it is understood that George Osborne been working on a plan to take the UK out of the metric system., A source close to the chancellor said that...

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weematt 09.10.12 9:49am
weematt
BBC sexual abusers far more professional according to victim poll

Victims of ITV celebrities claiming that the left hand didn't seem to know what the right hand was doing...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 9:24am
Underconstruction
Westminster Council renames Saville Row, 'DLT Lane' and hopes for the best

More embarrassing name changes soon?...

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Skylarking 09.10.12 8:36am
Skylarking
Boiglars "we can soften them up a bit for you" say mafiosi

Vincente & Carmine Tagliatelli Home Protection Services (UK) now offering special rates, References available...

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vertical 09.10.12 8:19am
vertical
Lactose Intolerance could provide miracle cure for Zumba

The Zumba epidemic has engulfed the free time and sanity of many women in the 25-40 year age group. Wild eyed mums have been lurching between social peers spreading the debilitating affliction with...

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Newsquelch 09.10.12 7:57am
Newsquelch
Tory Conference fears grow as Pope's teeth drop out

An emergency dental unit has been hurriedly set up, 'as a precaution', at the Conservative Party conference in Birmingham, after the Pope became the latest victim of what has been dubbed 'Hampstead...

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pinxit 09.10.12 7:30am
pinxit
Paedo casino banker was also a Radio 1 DJ - shock 0
ronseal 09.10.12 6:18am
ronseal
Tories launch new initiative: ‘Shoot a burglar, win an iPad’... 0
Tripod 09.10.12 5:38am
Tripod
Osborne announces a return to pounds shillings and pence.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer today announced that the country would return to imperial currency immediately. He said "I got the idea when I was chatting to my dad who was reminiscing about the...

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Maverick 09.10.12 4:30am
Maverick
Osborne ratchets up cure for UK economic woes: "More & bigger leeches" 0
dvo4fun 08.10.12 10:43pm
dvo4fun
Nascar race ruined by moment of excitement

American sports fans are outraged as a routine, oval-format Nascar race was interrupted on the 187th identical lap, when several cars crashed spectacularly...

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gaijintendo 08.10.12 9:14pm
gaijintendo
Judge suspended from murder trial after Swedish Chef impersonation

The trial of a Belfast man accused of raping and then shooting dead an American tourist in the city last December has been sensationally adjourned pending an investigation into the behaviour of the...

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jamsieoconnor 08.10.12 9:06pm
FlashArry
Abu Hamza fails airport retina and fingerprint scanner security

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63089000/jpg/_63089255_gku0l3lu.jpg more soon...

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custard cream 08.10.12 9:03pm
FlashArry
Tracey Emin’s unmade bed vandalised. Nobody notices... 0
Tripod 08.10.12 6:29pm
Tripod
Pre-conference bender leaves Osborne with ‘spider’s web’ face tattoo

A regrettable night on the razz has left Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne sporting a massive spider’s web tattoo on his face, just a day before he presents the country’s headline...

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DustyBinLaden 08.10.12 6:19pm
custard cream
Elderly couple grow pot plant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327...

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Sinnick 08.10.12 6:07pm
Sinnick
Bill remake to use ducks

Controversial plans have been made to remake the soap, "The Bill" entirely acted by ducks. An ITV spokesman explained; "It make sense; every time you see a character, you'll be reminded of the...

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apepper 08.10.12 5:41pm
apepper
'I no longer have the stomach for it,' says teenager after booze binge 4
Idiot 08.10.12 5:40pm
Underconstruction
Female cheese expert was fondued in BBC canteen 0
Underconstruction 08.10.12 5:36pm
Underconstruction
De Matteo admits to having more dressing room problems than the BBC 0
Underconstruction 08.10.12 5:21pm
Underconstruction
BBC accused of discrimination by former worker who wasn't fondled

The BBC has announced that it will conduct an urgent internal inquiry, following claims by a former production assistant that she wasn't sexually abused during her time with the corporation.,...

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Underconstruction 08.10.12 5:08pm
Underconstruction
Osborne plan for poor people to sell their children

More to follow...

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apepper 08.10.12 5:02pm
apepper
Teenager's Torso Removed After Eating Kebab

A teenager has had emergency surgery to remove her torso after eating a kebab containing weapons grade plutonium. The 18-year-old is reported to have become breathless and developed severe stomach...

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domshmom 08.10.12 2:21pm
domshmom
Jimmy Savile Charity to change it's name to Gary Glitter Trust

Following damaging allegations about Sir Jimmy Savile, the charity that bore his name has decided it is appropriate to change it's name to the Gary Glitter Trust. "I've always been a bit of a fan",...

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apepper 08.10.12 1:42pm
apepper
Osborne denies being against disability living allowance. "I hate all abortion" 0
B.E.P. 08.10.12 1:38pm
B.E.P.
Radio 1 DJ's report constant stream of unwanted griping by Chris Moyles 0
charlies_hat 08.10.12 1:35pm
charlies_hat