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Cowell denies fixing result of next month's 'Ronan's Got Talent' 0
3 years

Simon Cowell has strongly denied that the result of next month's search for a star, 'Ronan's Got Talent', has already been decided. Cowell, formerly a professional merkin balancer, made it clear that...

Aide Confirms Palin Sold Brain to Fund Vice Presidentail Bid... 0
mugwump 3 years
Gavin Henson "In the news, but not the gay one" clarifies Daily Mail 1
antharrison 3 years
Rooney: "Hair transplant success - now signed up for face transplant" 0
JohnA 3 years

The Doctors insisted...

Mladic hoping for similar non deadly lethal cancer like Al Megrahi 3
virtuallywill 3 years

more health later...

Martial arts star to change name. 0
be reasonable 3 years

Chinese martial arts actor Sammo Hung is considering changing his name by deed poll, sources reveal. "I get fed-up with people I don't know approaching me at parties and saying, 'hello, are you...

French horse wins Derby in bet 0
FraserWords 3 years

A French racehorse has won Derby in a bet., The East Midlands city will be formally handed over to Pour Moi, a three-year-old gelding, in a ceremony this afternoon., The horse’s press spokesman...

Press exclusive pic of Rooney transplant shows chinese kidney on his head 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Research finds the less we talk to people the more we know about them 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron denies fixing allegations in Coalition's Got Talent 3
Ludicity 3 years

David Cameron has rejected claims that the coalition is fixed and that he signed Nick Clegg to his party years ago. The allegations were made by an anonymous internet blogger who claims that a young...

Queen invites losing jockey to impromptu dinner at Tower of London 0
antharrison 3 years
Wicked Witch of the East asks for arbitration in property boundary dispute. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
"And the winner of Britain's Got Talent 2011 is"....."Oh bugger" 0
antharrison 3 years

Alternatively "And the winner of Britain's Got Talent 2011 is".."Simon Cowell".."For the 6th year"(or whatever it is)...

Rooney's transplant is in a 4-4-2 formation - "on me 'ed son". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
England protest against Blatter's presidency by deliberately playing badly. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
FIA hopeful Lybian Grand Prix in November to go ahead despite local difficulties 5
DiY 3 years
Andy Gray gets honorary doctoratre 0
arnied 3 years

Andy Gray has been honoured by the University of Mogadishu. The department of female circumscision have awarded the wayward ace a doctorate in recognition of his services to sex equality!...

FIFA dirty money blamed for Ecoli epidemic. 0
arnied 3 years

Sidestepp Blatter forgot to wash hands after handling Argentinian bung...

New study links breathing air to cancer 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Glee devotes episode to the music of Glee 1
Grover 3 years

Hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i] has announced it will devote a forthcoming episode to songs performed on the hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i]. Series creator and cultural anti-Christ Ryan...

Psychic offers remote stalking service to spurned lovers. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

Prof. Dr. Dame Imelda Clapton (Ph.D, DSO and barking) Principal of weknewdyouwouldcall.com has launched a new service for those unlucky in love who would like to follow their object of unreciprocated...

Injunction bars Kieren Fallon from throwing the Derby on either horse. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More unsubstantiated allegations soon...

Salad dodger red-faced after catching e.coli from cucumber: Questions raised. 0
Le Creuset Fiend 3 years

More to follow-through...

Loss of council houses for £100,000 earners worries drug dealers 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Rooney has arsehole transfer. Arsehole rejects him 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Oldy but goody...

Google’s plans to abandon older browsers condemned as ageist 0
beau-jolly 3 years

got to be a story in there somewhere...

Wayne Rooney admits he is terrified about losing his looks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Blatter orders 5000 orange boiler suits from his secret lair. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
NHS withdraws "Five A Day" advice. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"Cutting down to one a day can reduce the chances of you getting E-Coli by 80%", a NHS spokesman said today...

Apple introduces online organs trading app shop, EyeDonate 0
ronseal 3 years