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Bookmaking night launched with free bets 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Wild eyed shouty man from New Statesman set to appear on every TV programme ever 2
ronseal 3 years

Whatsisname, the wild eyed shouty man from the New Statesman, has achieved a new milestone in his mission to appear on every television programme on the entire broadcasting spectrum. Last night he...

Man appalled to find "assisted conception" involves other men sleeping with wife 5
OllieP 3 years

Hopeful father, Steve Newman, has today spoken of his horror upon learning of NHS plans to select fertile men to impregnate his wife. Having found out he would be unable to have children in the...

Natalie Portman claimed as property of the Queen after portrayal as swan 9
wulfin8 3 years

Buckingham Palace has today shocked Hollywood by claiming Crown ownership of Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman following her lead role in the film, The Black Swan. The Queen, who owns all...

Welsh fed up with sheep-shagging jibes: “We have in-breeding too”... 0
Doylem 3 years
LSE to be renamed Libya School of Economics 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years
First law to be passed by Welsh assembly will be ban on sheep-shagging jokes... 0
Doylem 3 years
Slugs for sale 5
OldThingy 3 years

and a few snails...

CBS reveal autumn schedule with ‘One and a half men’ 0
MADJEZ 3 years

'We've taken the Sheen off it' said a spokesman...

Ashley Cole's shooting holiday in Somerset angers Terry Pratchett 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Prince Phillip to be unleashed. 0
3 years
Prince Philip to be unleashed against the Irish 1
Scroat 3 years

Suggestions for outlandish conversational gambits please...

Reasoned and sensible protest by British Rational Party angers religious groups. 3
Qoxiivi 3 years

Radically sensible atheist group, the British Rational Party, today managed to unite whole segments of the religious community in condemnation of their outrageously well-organised and reasonable...

Charlie Sheen passes yet another drug test and the really good news is 0
3 years

he is pregnant...

Queen to tour Irish Republic - John Deacon spotted buying Euros. 2
tl72uk 3 years
Gloom as Welsh campaigners concede: "Either way we'll still be living in Wales". 5
The Paper Ostrich 3 years
Outed: Man City player exposed as 'footballer with a fat bird' 0
Ironduke 3 years

A tightlipped, emotional Man City player outed himself today, admitting he had an overweight girlfriend. Whilst such Premier League luminaries as Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch sport top-notch totty...

Handcart shares rocket as Westminster Council announce ban on homeless 0
pinxit 3 years
Newsround's Libya Reporter Suffered Chinese Burn From 11yr Old Loyalists 0
thisisall1word 3 years
New Windows 7 promises 10% less annoying alert sounds 0
Dumbnews 3 years
“We will fight to the very last man”, says beleagured Clegg. “Not long now”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Post-Barnsley LibDems Look To The Future.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As they search various car marts for the ideal vehicle for just six...

Jacqui Smith "Banging On" about Porn Again 4
3 years

more please...

Dame Helen Mirren Lands Role of Milky Bar Kid 0
LizzyG 3 years

The Milky Bars are on her...

Busy writers lease out typing of ‘it’s’, ‘we’ve’ & 'you're' to sub-contractors. 2
Qoxiivi 3 years
NASA scientist regrets inability to get it up 0
nilbymouse 3 years

"That's never happened to me before"...

Bill Clinton seeks Doctorate - as he quite fancies doing intern-als 0
simonjmr 3 years
Protesters shut down central Heaven in continued stand-off with God 3
bonjonelson 3 years

Violence has one again returned to the streets of Heaven, where over one million souls are continuing their protests against the God regime. Although many forces of light have switched their...

Bans for British athletes who take performance enhancing drugs... and lose... 0
Doylem 3 years

“It’s pathetic”, said Lord Coe, addressing a roomful of young sporting hopefuls. “British athletes can’t even take drugs properly. Performance enhancing drugs are meant to give athletes an...

Gadaffi quits Libya to take up lucrative part in Celebrity Big Brother 2012 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Like so many headliners who find that their hold on audiences is no longer what it used to be, the former Libyan leader slipped unnoticed from his homeland to take up Channel 4’s offer “Its a...