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Gypsy moths evicted from butterfly farm 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
James Corden to play baddy in new version of Girl, Interrupted 1
ronseal 3 years
David Cameron pledges to 'crush' racism in football through the medium of rap 0
simonjmr 3 years

David Cameron, flanked by former players including Graeme Le Saux and John Barnes, praised the fantastic progress in overcoming racism in mainstream British sport. Mr Cameron and Barnes then went...

“Big Rain” nickname for Manchester not Catching on 1
paddyparkinson 3 years

A new nickname for the city of Manchester has failed to spread into everyone’s daily slang. The name was started by Dennis Thorpe, who started to call the city of the Manchester “The Big Rain”...

Lib-Dems to offer membership fee rebates after widespread policy mis-selling. 2
ianrbland 3 years

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Barratt Homes owners to be officially classified as "Travellers" 0
yussle 3 years
Florists slam cyclist road safety initiative 'Bad for business, bad for Britain' 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Women window cleaners storm about glass ceiling 0
apepper 3 years

Hundreds of female window cleaners have complained about the glass ceiling in their industry; "Whoever thought of that needs their head testing.", complained Wendy Lean...

Legumes arrested in nitrogen fixing scandal 7
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Probe into abortion claims 0
ianrbland 3 years

The Department of Health launches an inquiry into claims that doctors agreed to carry out abortions on the grounds the the baby was ginger. More soon...

Silicon valley running out of things to do with the Internet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Breakthrough technology modernizes building demolition industry 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man perched on ledge of tall building threatens to leave facebook 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Cherie Blair claims she's been hacked 'mainly around the face' 1
Perks 3 years

Man with bad feet disappointed with town's Corn Exchange 6
Perks 3 years
Wikileaks forced to shut down after posting Scooby-doo plot spoiler. 0
ianrbland 3 years

"Mr. Assange has just overstepped the mark this time" said one disgusted web user. "I'm all for freedom of speech and betraying state secrets and that, but this is a truly hateful act of spite. He...

Greece declares itself Turkish province again 0
FlashArry 3 years

In an unprecedented move yesterday, the Government of Greece has negated its Constitution, and has declared itself part of Turkey., "It's funny, but when we checked back over the declaration of...

Vox pop respondents 'can't put into words' what's 'indescribable' 0
roybland 3 years

Many people interviewed by reporters in the street say they just can't find the words to answer the question they're asked. 'It's hard to put into words,' said Bill Smith (56) when asked by a local...

Frank Carson final gig, may contain traces of arson 0
medici2471 3 years
Merger between Tesco and Morrisons - latest rumours discounted 0
ianrbland 3 years

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Sunday Sun to close after element of truth found in lead article. 3
ianrbland 3 years

"Clearly this so called "element of truth" was included in error" said a spokesperson for N.I. "We are worried that it was obtained by methods not approved of at the Sun e.g. journalistic inquiry. We...

Strauss-Kahn sex scandal inspires new TV Game Show : "Call My Bliff" 2
Gourd Almighty 3 years
Stallion rushed to vets after having a ride off Lorraine Kelly 0
Marko 3 years
Latest smart phones to feature "predictive capabilities". 0
ianrbland 3 years

And we don't mean predictive text. An anonymous source has told industry watchers that the latest chip developments will feature psychic abilities, endowing the phones with a fledgling intelligence,...

New horror flick based on true events from an online review 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Nurses must sign "Dignitas" code 0
simonjmr 3 years
Predictive text: "Ducking annoying" 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Home Office report finds sex offender prisons to be "institutionally rapist" 7
dvo4fun 3 years
Japanese industry embraces shift to Midlands quality system 'Fuckit-That'lldo' 20
3 years

Once famed for their quaintly logical approach to quality engineering, Japan has at last caught up with the times and is promising to do a more 'half-arsed' job in future. Industry insiders have...

TV chat show without Daniel Radcliffe breaks all viewing records 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

The BBC's radical decision to broadcast a chat show not featuring the diminutive Harry Potter star appears to have paid off. Viewers, bored to the back teeth with Radcliffe plugging his new film...