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'Non-invasive penis cancer' made up by vindictive wife man relieved to discover.

More spurious ailments soon...

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MADJEZ 07.05.12 8:40pm
MADJEZ
Wooden Bygones boat includes Ed Miliband and Andy Carroll

An Olympic celebration boat launched today includes in its construction a host a wooden artefacts. These include a sliver of Jimi Hendrix's guitar, passed OK by Police sniffer dogs and the arborial...

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dvo4fun 08.05.12 5:38pm
kga6
Holland takes charge of France, Belgium perturbed 1
acwanaut 08.05.12 7:11am
Scronnyglonkle
Police protest march will be policed by the general public

"Why should the boys in blue have all the fun when it comes to law enforcement?" a spokesman for the general public said today. "It's amazing what you can buy on the internet. I'll be ready with my...

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Scroat 08.05.12 7:42am
Scroat
French vote to reject austerity... and responsibility and reality.

When questioned on his economic policy new President Hollande said "la la la la, not listening, not listening." More denial soon...

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MADJEZ 07.05.12 2:40pm
MADJEZ
Government to move bank holidays to days when there is less traffic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.05.12 12:54pm
dominic_mcg
Clinton Cards to launch new "Sorry you've gone into administration" range 3
Nails UK 10.05.12 10:50am
redbrick
May kills two Kurds with one stone as refugees employed as border agency staff

Embattled Home Secretary Theresa May announced that she has simultaneously solved the problems of refugees on welfare, and the airport immigration queue fiasco, with a new scheme which will see...

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Yikes 07.05.12 12:34pm
Yikes
Disappointment as France elects a Frenchman for President, yet again. 0
Al OPecia 07.05.12 10:44am
Al OPecia
Britain no longer leads the world at house price obsession, warns estate agent

Briton's are losing the ability to impress people at dinner parties with their property knowledge, warns a shocking new report by the Association of Estate Agents. It could see us falling behind our...

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ronseal 07.05.12 5:32pm
Perks
Drogba contract signing delayed as he is stretchered off after paper cut 0
seymour totti 07.05.12 8:44am
seymour totti
Winter Olympics brought forward to July 0
nickb 07.05.12 8:38am
nickb
Chinese company buys Tate and Lyle, Dairy Crest 0
nickb 07.05.12 8:32am
nickb
Half crown courts closed for Olympics. Pound shops, penny arcades remain open. 0
weematt 07.05.12 8:02am
weematt
World’s most fickle football fan poised to celebrate another title

Manchester man Jeremy Clode moved across town, bought a Manchester City shirt, hat, and scarf, and learnt the words to "Blue Moon", in anticipation of this weekend’s exciting conclusion to the...

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Yikes 08.05.12 2:17pm
button
Sarkozy denies lack of tact cost him election

"It was the idiot French electorate that caused the trouble."...

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apepper 07.05.12 5:28am
apepper
Scottish FA allows Greece to write off all debts while remaining in Eurozone.

"Europe needs a stronge Greece!" says Kneel Doncaster...

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Jammydodgers 07.05.12 12:17am
Jammydodgers
Bowel specialist's romance began on Faecesbook 3
Underconstruction 09.05.12 12:27am
Dumbnews
Nazi masterplan for Europe 'could have been communicated better', admits Goebbel

Hitler's second-in-command, propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, admitted yesterday he could have 'done a better of explaining the Reich's position to the ordinary people', after a Europe-wide...

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NewSuburbanDad 08.05.12 10:00am
cinquecento
Didn't realise header was limited 0
NewSuburbanDad 06.05.12 8:36pm
NewSuburbanDad
Virgo urged to explain "Such a delicate little pink, Willie," snooker commentary 0
Haywood Manley 06.05.12 8:23pm
Haywood Manley
Francois Hollande pledges to take young mistress 'within days'

Incoming French President, Francois Hollande, has pledged to take a secret young mistress within days of gaining power. Speaking as he made his way to 'Bubbles Spa and Jacuzzi' on the Champs Elysees...

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Mandy Lifeboat 13.01.14 7:10pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Winner of British Castration Final given Match Ball 3
seymour totti 08.05.12 7:02am
arthurminnit
Cowell predicts Britain's Got Talent will be won by a dogging act. 0
MADJEZ 06.05.12 8:13pm
MADJEZ
Greek Turkeys refuse to vote for Christmas 0
Mandy Lifeboat 06.05.12 7:53pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ann Summers recall Rampant Rabbits following 'outbreak of myxomatosis'

Ann Summers have been forced to recall thousands of Rampant Rabbits following an outbreak of myxomatosis. This comes just weeks after the disease forced the quarantine of a Playboy Bunny. ‘We...

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Perks 07.05.12 6:38pm
Ironduke
Sir Alex Ferguson concedes title and will now simply be known as Alec 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 7:32pm
Underconstruction
Hollande and Barratt to launch healthy blancmange range 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 7:25pm
Underconstruction
Headteacher's oppose new punctuation and spelling test's. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.05.12 7:12pm
dominic_mcg
Francois Hollande anounces engagement to Jerry Hall. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.05.12 7:00pm
dominic_mcg