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Lance Armstrong unexpectedly comes out as gay at Golden Globes 1
Midnight Dreary 15.01.13 11:31am
Dick Everyman
Royal Seal of Approval missing – coastguards mobilised

Snarky the Seal, recently appointed the Royal Seal of Approval, may provoke a constitutional crisis if he cannot be found to give recently passed legislation the go-ahead. The RSA, usually...

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nickb 15.01.13 11:09am
nickb
White House replies to 'Let's build a Death Star' petition

Over 30000 ironically minded Americans, assumed to be readers of The Onion, have signed a petition to build a 'Death Star'. The petition states that the Death Star project would create employment...

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stalinetta 15.01.13 10:59am
stalinetta
1950s Rock Band splits Due To 'Arthritic Differences'

"Its not that we can't move with the times - we can't move at all"...

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Titus 15.01.13 10:58am
stalinetta
Just for the record, HMV sucks 0
medici2471 15.01.13 10:44am
medici2471
Millions Tweet disgust at closure of HMV while waiting on iTunes download. 0
Gaz 15.01.13 10:34am
Gaz
Armstrong to announce he's giving up lying

In an interview to be broadcast this Thursday, the peddling liar Lance Armstrong is to announce to the television host Oprah Winfrey that he has given up lying. Extracts of the interview that have...

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hughesroland 15.01.13 9:04am
Squudge
NewsBiscuit wins Greenpeace's 'recycler of the year' award

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now while they're not looking, lets go get ourselves a whale or two...

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Bourbon 15.01.13 8:55am
Gerontius
Disney not 'snow white' shocker

The world of children's entertainment was rocked today with the revelation that the original Disney productions may have been far darker than anyone imagined. It has been alleged that the early...

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Squudge 15.01.13 8:49am
Backup Brian
Betterware Catalogue, launches more useless Items - 2

Laser Guided Frying Pan, quick drying Font for PC, Draughtproof door for budgies cage, (Thanks for Idea to Allmyownwords & IABP)...

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Rowly 15.01.13 8:31am
Titus
Pile of wank discovered in toilet of Turner Prize gallery now favourite to win

'It just epitomises the essence of the Turner Prize,' stated an expert...

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Screenie 15.01.13 8:21am
Titus
Teacher offered counselling after driving through snow 0
Actual Size 15.01.13 8:09am
Actual Size
Diabetic Def Leppard releases, "Pour some splenda on me" 4
Dumbnews 15.01.13 3:12am
Dumbnews
Jolly Green Giant Admits 'It's Just a Front' 0
SJM 14.01.13 11:37pm
SJM
Malian troops heading for N.Ireland

A cargo plane full of Malian rebels is heading for N.Ireland say the Ministry of Defence., The offer of help came from the rebels after it became obvious that despite nearly 500 years of sectarian...

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Gerontius 14.01.13 11:21pm
Sir Lupus
UK breaking news. Snow tomorrow for sure: "will definitely be cold & wet"

more later...

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dvo4fun 14.01.13 11:18pm
dvo4fun
Armstrong - 'I told you it wasn't about the bike' 4
custard cream 14.01.13 10:27pm
Perks
Hell Latest Region To Adopt Austerity - rewrite

Costcutting making it 'difficult to uphold quality and frequency of punishments' Satan has today issued a warning that austerity measures will compromise both quality and severity of punishments...

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stalinetta 14.01.13 9:49pm
Titus
Revolutionary New Ground-Breaking App Launched - 'iConoclast' 0
Titus 14.01.13 9:46pm
Titus
Jodie Foster admits to munching red carpet in Golden Globes speech. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 8:59pm
MADJEZ
Argo's Golden Globe has 16 day money back guarantee. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 8:56pm
MADJEZ
Everything's coming up roses for Glade Rectal Implant tycoon 0
Drylaw 14.01.13 8:47pm
Drylaw
Affleck buys Golden Globe in Argos. More soon.

I may have misunderstood this one...

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dominic_mcg 14.01.13 7:40pm
stalinetta
Under-fire Kate portrait artist admits he does 'have a thing' for Edwina Currie.

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/edkate.jpg...

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pinxit 14.01.13 7:27pm
Boutros
State pension to be replaced by harvest festival food parcels. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.01.13 6:00pm
dominic_mcg
Religious Painting Dealers Deny That Their 'iCon' App is Fraudulent 1
Titus 14.01.13 5:41pm
stalinetta
Twitter named largest website that nobody uses 0
Dumbnews 14.01.13 5:26pm
Dumbnews
Mime Artist Fails To Prove Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Much less later...

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Sexton A Blake 14.01.13 5:08pm
Sexton A Blake
Before and after photos show devastating effect of reading the Daily Mail

A shocking series of photos released by the police shows the mortifying effects of Daily Mail addiction. In a series of before and after pictures, the horrific premature ageing of addicts is clearly...

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ronseal 14.01.13 4:58pm
pinxit
Nagging wife drives husband to suicide in droning-on attack 1
Dick Everyman 14.01.13 4:55pm
pinxit