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Celebritiy Community Split Over AV 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Fortune Magazine profiles the Finger Point 50 - the planet's top blame shifters 0
ronseal 3 years
Michael O'Leary to become Manchester United's consultant speech therapist 1
Griffin 3 years
Level 42 reunion tour of Japan sparks mass evacuation 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Fix allegations at IAEA sweepstake after Fukishiima suddenly amended to "7". 0
MC One R 3 years
Oops, just re-read the NIB. Someone's already done this! 0
ronseal 3 years

. Come on, move along, there's nothing to see here...

Coalition admits the thousands of new jobs in the regions will only pay expenses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oxford Chancellor slams Conservative Party for only having one black woman MP 0
simonjmr 3 years
Archbishop refuses to switch doors to manual 3
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Rowan Williams confirmed last night he'd turned down a "five-figure donation to the organ fund" in return for intoning  "This is your sky pilot speaking. Please watch the  following safety...

PM Brands 'All Anglican' Monarchy a Disgrace 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The PM singled out the Monarchy for criticism when he accused elite institutions of having a "terrible record" of opening up to people of other faiths. A spokesman from the palace said it was...

Metropolitan Police Votes to Keep Uniforms 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The Metropolitan Police has voted against allowing its officer to wear non-uniforms this coming term. Many officers had claimed that the uniform was "naff" and "stopping us being individuals and...

Oxford To Review Intake Policy After Afro-Carribean Found Attending Uni 0
thisisall1word 3 years
...nal From Owners. Breaking News. Moustachioed American Seeking To Grab Arse... 0
thisisall1word 3 years
 NHS consultation translates "tory scum" into 37 new languages 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Department of Health confirmed yesterday  that foreign language submissions to the consultation on NHS reform had sparked a "comparative translation goldmine unknown since we found the Rosetta...

Just to give Britain a medal chance, bottling it to be made an Olympic Sport 6
Basil_B 3 years

Lord Sebastian Coe announced today a new sport proposed for next years Olympics which has been created with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance. 'The sport "bottling it" is...

Working class man fires self from cannon-"I'll show you upwardly mobile Clegg!" 0
Batmankoff 3 years
Andy Murray, Tim Henman and Lewis Hamilton sue Rory McIlroy for copyright theft 0
antharrison 3 years
Banker found dead with épée in rectum was 'ring-fenced' say police. 1
pinxit 3 years
Coots demand 'just for men' on the NHS... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Country & Western Rap star given imipramine for his hoe-down... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more obscure drugs soon...

30th anniversary of Brixton riots to be celebrated with full-scale re-enactment 6
OllieP 3 years

Lambeth Council have announced they will commemorate the 30th anniversary of the terrifying scenes witnessed at the Brixton riots with a full-scale re-enactment. The riot will be the centre-piece of...

Warren G calls for increased regulation in the Banking sector 0
Batmankoff 3 years

At the meeting of the International Hip-Hop And Gangsta Rap Economic Conference, ghetto economist Warren G has called for more safeguards to be implemented to prevent any future failure in the...

Prince William and Kate Middelton to pupate until Royal Wedding Day 0
3 years

Royal couple-to-be Prince William and Kate Middelton have today announed that they intend to follow Royal tradition and pupate for a short period of time until the day of their wedding comes about. ...

Gbagbo unable to tell who captured him because "they were wearing veils". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Gbagbo tells Ouattara "now it's your turn to hide". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Artistic director announced for Royal Wedding 0
simonjmr 3 years

Oscar-winning film-maker Quentin Tarantino will be artistic director for the Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton to Prince William, organisers have announced. This announcement comes close on the heels...

Angry Birds spawns new blood sport 0
gaijintendo 3 years

RSPC report massive increase in abandoned bruised 'Tea cup' pigs...

All work in Japanese Etch a Sketch Museum destroyed again 2
virtuallywill 3 years

shaker maker later...

DOH! 2
beau-jolly 3 years

See chat room...

Disgraced Pakistan bowlers drop Bob the Builder as agent 3
Screenie 3 years

This would have been a considerably better joke if I'd used it at the time...