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Croydon and Tottenham omitted from OlympicTorch route 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alex Ferguson in match fixing row 1
Screenie 3 years

Sir Alex Ferguson is currently helping the police with their inquires over suggestions that he may have been fixing matches in order to score extra points for his online Fantasy Football team. His...

BBC Newsreaders to read News for Children In Need 0
Mathna 3 years

In a break with tradition this year’s Children In Need will feature several BBC Newsreaders dressed in outrageous two piece suits and actually reading the news. Some of the BBC's best-loved...

Housing crisis deepens as newly-married couple unable to afford their own palace 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ryan Air clarifies 23% profit increase is before local taxes and airport charges 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Real MTV claims responsibility after Justin Bieber wins Belfast award 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Olympic Torch route also available in ‘Most Direct’ and ‘Most Scenic’ options 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Shit found around St Paul's exit 2
medici2471 3 years
HSE warns of dangers of dog excrement lurking in piles of fallen leaves 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Dont let your Autumn / Fall leaf kicking fun be totally spoiled. Think pile, Think Dog pile" "We recommend that to have totally dog poo free leaf kicking experience that you collect and pile up...

Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child 1
grumblechops 3 years

In a move described as "Probably the best thing for everyone in the long run", boy-turned-man pop pin up Justin Bieber today agreed to assume the role of "brother" to his potential new child. Mariah...

Italian interest rates tragically force The Merchant of Venice to close business 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Italian PM denies mismanaging finances after escort agency offers bailout deal 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Lengthy police probe blamed on Anton Ferdinand's 3mth injury worry 0
liamkane 3 years
Anton Ferdinand death threats false alarm-actually offered lessons in elocution 0
Perks 3 years

Moor thoon...

'Journalist' 'accused' of 'over-using' quotation marks for 'meani 3
Nick McCarr 3 years

ngless' 'emphasis'...

London 2012 posters portray suitable images of confusion and mayhem 1
CJWorkman 3 years

The unveiling of the official London 2012 posters has caused appropriate chaos and downright fear as people attempt to work what is going on on the various canvases., “Leading UK artists” like...

Hull Council officials in body mix up to face stiff penalties 1
JETFAB 3 years
Fear of porn history being made public now UK's number one crime deterrant 4
grumblechops 3 years

Following a number of recent high profile cases, a study has found flimsy evidence to suggest the fear of publication of every questionable detail of one's internet porn activity is now the number...

Ed jumps on the Mili-Bandwagon 9
Perks 3 years

In a move that surprised all those in attendance, Labour leader, Ed Miliband stopped an interview and like John Terry jumping onto a team-mates girlfriend, he jumped on a passing bandwagon. The...

Convicted arsonists to be used to keep Olympic Torch lit on its 70 day UK relay 0
simonjmr 3 years
Tea caddie in hot water for black coffee remark 0
medici2471 3 years
"No junk male", only eunuchs need apply 0
medici2471 3 years
News from Columbia: Farc quits 2
Skylarking 3 years
Potato lover says his wife 'scrubs up great' 2
kga6 3 years
BBC admit they have "no idea" how to finish Eastenders 5
grumblechops 3 years

After a tense meeting between scriptwriters and chief executives, the BBC today conceded they still had "no workable plan" to conclude long-running money pit, Eastenders. The programme began in 1985...

BA Was a CA in the TA 0
victimms 3 years

It has been revealed that B.A. Baracus, one of the stars of The A Team, never was an ex-Vietnam veteran. Bryan Amis, his real name, was in fact a Careers Advisor for the British Territorial Army....

The government's secret plan to rehabilitate prisoners revealed. 2
fuzzy 3 years

The governments secret plan to rehabilitate prisoner was revealed last night when, Oliver Letwin known as "brains" by other cabinet members, mistakenly left a secret government briefing paper in a...

UK firework displays provide much needed boost to Chinese economy 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Caddie escapes punishment, Woods confirms "My ass is in fact black" 0
medici2471 3 years
Most Scottish Tories "not sure what lesbians actually do" 6
nickb 3 years

Despite electing Britain's first openly gay female political leader, three out of the four Scottish Conservative party members say they are ignorant about the lives of lesbians. In an unusually...