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Text messages prove Pistorius 'hardly ever shot girlfriend' claims defence 0
bookiesfriend 25.03.14 12:18pm
bookiesfriend
Iain Duncan Smith to simplify all his cock-ups into one Universal Cock-Up

‘The current system of cock-ups is complicated and confusing,’ said the Work and Pensions Secretary. ‘Even I have trouble keeping track of them all. That’s why I have decided to create a new...

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Ludicity 25.03.14 11:51am
Landfill
Red Bull Accuse FIA of Being “Big Dumb Stupid Heads”

Millionaire owner of disinfectant cum soft drink Red Bull, Dietrich Mateschitz, has threatened to remove his company from involvement with the sport if immediate changes to the rules for this season...

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james_doc 25.03.14 11:00am
james_doc
Missing Scandinavian airliner appears to have simply vanished into Finnair 0
Smart Alex 25.03.14 10:30am
Smart Alex
‘Inability to cast shadow’ no bar to owning a Premier League club, says FA... 0
Tripod 25.03.14 9:19am
Tripod
Putin unconcerned by G7 snub. Prefers Il Divo anyway 0
Andy Gilder 25.03.14 9:08am
Andy Gilder
Prospective buyer Massimo Cellino not unfit or improper enough for Dirty Leeds

The Football League has decided that Massimo Cellino, convicted last week of tax evasion in Italy, is too upstanding a citizen to own universally-hated Dirty Leeds United. Having previously been...

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Midfield Diamond 25.03.14 8:03am
Midfield Diamond
Airliner book ill-thought out admit Where's Wally creators. 0
MADJEZ 25.03.14 7:53am
MADJEZ
UK Wind Turbine Industry Boosted - Snake Oil Refineries Also To Be Extended 0
Titus 25.03.14 7:20am
Titus
Man burned in oven prepares to meet his baker 0
sydalg 25.03.14 12:14am
sydalg
Ant gets decked.

or even just 'Ant decked', More soon. hat tip Bigglesworth (surely the more obvious)...

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MADJEZ 25.03.14 12:05am
MADJEZ
"50 Shades of Grayling" in which a twat tries to dominate men in bondage 0
Not Amused 24.03.14 11:38pm
Not Amused
Tv presenter decked by youths 0
Bigglesworth 24.03.14 11:23pm
Bigglesworth
All conspiracy theories come from committee of shape-shifting aliens

Experts in shape-shifting aliens, temporal protection agents and other idiots have said that there is conclusive absence of contradictory evidence that every conspiracy theory is being produced by a...

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apepper 24.03.14 10:42pm
Titus
New IQ test gives highest score to those who ignore IQ tests 0
Dumbnews 24.03.14 10:14pm
Dumbnews
David Cameron welcomes Andre Marriner to his Vision Team

Shoulda gone to Specsavers!...

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custard cream 24.03.14 9:07pm
custard cream
Sochi G1 Summit to go ahead as planned says Putin 1
Bigglesworth 24.03.14 8:22pm
bonjonelson
£5bn NHS fraud "not enough to interest us" says G4S 1
Andy Gilder 24.03.14 7:38pm
deskpilot3
Mugged Tourist In Ukraine Stranded As Friends Disbelieve His Desperate Emails 0
Titus 24.03.14 7:18pm
Titus
Panic Among Satirists As Biscuits Are Rationed On Health Grounds 0
Titus 24.03.14 7:12pm
Titus
27m floating object could have been British navy 1
Underconstruction 24.03.14 7:10pm
Titus
All new Priests to automatically go on Sex Offenders Register confirms Vatican 0
bookiesfriend 24.03.14 7:02pm
bookiesfriend
Objects in Indian Ocean identified as flotsam & some jet 6
Backup Brian 24.03.14 6:51pm
godly1966
Britain to Send Aircraft Carrier to the Black Sea – in 2025

Rear Admiral Benbow admitted [i]‘We have not actually got a carrier right now, bit of a cock up in the ordering department, but mark my words as soon as we get one and have done the work up, we...

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Guillermo De Snookio 24.03.14 6:03pm
bonjonelson
Catholic church apologises for apologising too much 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:44pm
Underconstruction
Andre Marrine sentences 528 Egyptians to death

Following on from the debacle of sending off the wrong player in Chelsea's 6-0 drubbing of Arsenal, this much maligned Premiership referee has cracked down on 1,200 supporters of the Muslim...

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Wrenfoe 24.03.14 5:22pm
Wrenfoe
Frenchman posed as football manager for 1000 matches 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:13pm
Underconstruction
‘Broken homes’ Mother’s day ranking cards hailed as a ‘Great success’

Hallmark, the world’s largest greeting card business is delighted with the take-up of its ‘Mother’s day rankings cards’ which are targeted at children from broken homes. The cards, which...

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antharrison 24.03.14 5:12pm
Al OPecia
Gallery to exhibit dark and slightly sinister paintings by Vincent Van Goth 2
Smart Alex 24.03.14 5:08pm
Al OPecia
Childrens' party host apologises for 'pin the tail on the Indian Ocean' gaff 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:07pm
Underconstruction