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Nervous consumers are confused and, 'still unsure what to panic buy?' 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Cameron offers to fly Clegg to coalition talks in ever so slightly dented plane 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Party insiders predicting Cheese/Pineapple alliance 0
LittleSpender 3 years
Clegg consults Hill, "Conservative? Labour? There's only one way to find out.." 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Hanging chads to be used to sort out election chaos 0
ianslat 3 years
Clegg: Talks with Tories are 'serious' - Do want Cameron to wear hat with bell 0
Rorschach 3 years
Breaking News: Cameron Offers Lib-Dems Three Cabinet Places 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Talks between the Conservative and the Liberal Democrat Parties have resulted in an historic settlement. "We are pleased to announce that we will be working together," said William Hague. "Liberal...
'60" Plasma might swing it', suggests Clegg 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Playing card decides election 0
simonjmr 3 years

All leaders to play chase the lady - the one who eventually gets the queen wins More soon...
2010 Election's "Portillo Moment"- Portillo being shown "Portillo Moment". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

More at every General Election to come...
Jacqui Smith to become porn star so her husband can see a bit more of her 0
ianslat 3 years

more soon (actually, hopefully not)...
'Slutty' Brown agrees to see other party leaders. 6
MADJEZ 3 years

More keys on the table soon...
Queen says: 'We have brought back hanging' 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Sod it, says Queen, I'll just govern the country myself 1
Oxbridge 3 years
General Election to be decided on penalties 0
De Acuerdo 3 years

De Acuerdo (was Kevin Sartre)...
George Galloway no longer getting paid for not attending Parliament 0
Skylarking 3 years

(otherwise business as usual)...
Ikea Returns Department take seats in Croydon and Wembley 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Queen to decide new government in traditional "ip, dip, dog, shit" method 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Elton John faces uphill struggle as independent candidate in Woking... 3
Adam Ice Rink 3 years

'cause Surrey seems to be the hardest ward...
Sheffield Students "thought it was a queue for a Rave". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Election to be settled by Anne Robinson on "The Weakest Link". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Brown to stay at No10, "until I've finished taping kippers behind the radiators" 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Direct correlation found between bad news and its presenters standing up 2
Duff 3 years

Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse. Researchers at the University of Reading have...
D:Ream release new single 'Things could actually be about to go downhill a bit' 1
wallster 3 years
Top BBC DJ in standoff with station bosses 22
Duff 3 years

Wacky Radio 2 Disc Jockey, Steve Wright, has locked himself in his studio and is refusing to come off-air unless the station's top-brass exceed to his demands. The seventies throwback is said to be...
Lemmy is centre of storm in great wall debate 2
Duff 3 years

Hellraising bassist and Motorhead frontman, Lemmy, was today the centre of a storm over a garden wall he's erected around his country mansion. The cockahoop heavy metal star told GMTV. "It's a...
Brown to "spend more time with his statisticians". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Support growing for Nick Griffin to join hung, drawn & quartered parliament 0
ianslat 3 years
Having no success with “Ask the Audience”, Gordon now wants to phone a friend. 0
curry muncher 3 years

But will they give him the answer he needs?...
Mandelson refutes loss of mandate - "I've just called him and he's still coming" 0
Rorschach 3 years