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Footballer regrets asking colleagues to do a Mothers Day roast. 1
MADJEZ 28.03.14 11:21pm
Ironduke
Ferguson orders protest plane to be shot down if it enters Old Trafford airspace 0
bookiesfriend 28.03.14 10:53pm
bookiesfriend
England offers Scotland their pound

Scotland opts for EU kilo...

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camz 28.03.14 9:58pm
camz
Regulators to review all election promises since 1950 amid fears that voters...

.have been grossly mis-sold...

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deskpilot3 28.03.14 9:48pm
deskpilot3
Osborne agrees Salmond can keep pound if Scots vote yes. 'It's only a bet' 0
throngsman 28.03.14 9:48pm
throngsman
Government agrees to share the Pound. Scotland gets 13p. 0
deskpilot3 28.03.14 9:46pm
deskpilot3
Energy boss claims poking him in belly 'will make lights go out'.

Sam Laidlaw, head of energy giants Centrica has claimed that 'the lights will go out' if he is caused any personal discomfort whatsoever. Having initially claimed that there would be energy shortages...

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Electrelane 28.03.14 9:25pm
nickb
Monkey Tennis still worth cost of license fee, says BBC... 1
Tripod 28.03.14 9:09pm
Squudge
Universe implodes after Gogglebox family watch Screenwipe 0
Bigglesworth 28.03.14 8:51pm
Bigglesworth
Previously deaf woman disappointed to hear that she has a huge arse 0
Underconstruction 28.03.14 8:42pm
Underconstruction
Kate Bush tickets ‘refundable’ for men who forget she’s not 19... 0
Tripod 28.03.14 8:08pm
Tripod
Apple’s iWatch detects heart attack with ‘Game Over’ display and sad face... 0
Tripod 28.03.14 7:59pm
Tripod
Turkish productivity hits 5-year high as Twitter ban bites

Turkish workers are working harder and producing more than at any time in the last five years following President Recep Erdogan's suppression of social media. Since the ban came into force, the...

0
BAJDixon 28.03.14 7:36pm
BAJDixon
Let's EU the Time Warp again...

The government is being challenged today to consider a referendum on the proposed experiment to align the UK timezone with Central European time. The change would put clocks forward to BST plus one...

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Squudge 28.03.14 6:30pm
Squudge
"Gotcha" Say TB-Infected Cats "It's Us, Or Let The Mutant Rats Take Over". 0
Titus 28.03.14 6:26pm
Titus
Deaf Woman divorce. Husband confesses: "She loved the sound of her own voice" 0
Ref Minor 28.03.14 6:17pm
Ref Minor
Authorities determined to bring back Dog On Pitch

We all remember the phenomenon. The game is in progress on a wet Wednesday night in Bolton. There's not much going on but hey a growing hubbub is rising on the terrace as fans wake up to the fact...

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Drylaw 28.03.14 6:12pm
Ref Minor
Met office warns of 'outbreak of gay weather'.

England and Wales will experience a massive and sudden surge of gay weather starting tomorrow, say meteorologists, with sudden gusts of lesbianism and transgender activity affecting most of the...

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nickb 28.03.14 6:10pm
Not Amused
Sir Alex Ferguson has died aged 72

“It’s a shame he had to die cos he owed me £5” said Nicky Butt...

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farmer giles 28.03.14 4:18pm
farmer giles
New law to block online Porn disappointingly becomes the most downloaded law

What was intended as a bold move to stop the torrent of graphic images that reach our children may have inadvertently ‘fanned the flames’ of our desire for illicit material. Eight out of ten...

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Wrenfoe 28.03.14 4:07pm
Wrenfoe
The headline Max Clifford has a HUGE cock should read 'is a HUGE cock' 0
irreverendJ 28.03.14 3:31pm
irreverendJ
Putin's Dyslexic Diarist Nearly Causes WW3

Saturday: Remember to travel West and take [s]Latvia[/s] Satnav...

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camz 28.03.14 3:30pm
camz
Publicity boost for medical websites as Galilee man raises himself from dead 0
sydalg 28.03.14 2:59pm
sydalg
Clifford's testicles to testify against penis. 0
nickb 28.03.14 2:45pm
nickb
HUMAN TRAFFIC CLOGS UP M25

There will be little orbiting for London car users today as the M25 was brought to standstill by human traffic. The congestion, mostly Eastern European by type, made it next to impossible for regular...

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teleport 28.03.14 2:31pm
teleport
Kate Bush Tour forces all other female singers into early retirement

Through a combination of George Osborne’s generous pension provision in his budget and the surprise tour of the UK’s ‘last spark of originality’, many of the world’s leading musicians plan...

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Wrenfoe 28.03.14 2:23pm
Wrenfoe
Deaf woman warned to avoid Jedward 0
GrumpyCat 28.03.14 2:06pm
GrumpyCat
Deaf woman hears patronising tone of voice for first time

Based on: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26784669...

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Adrian Bamforth 28.03.14 1:53pm
Adrian Bamforth
Deaf woman who hears for the first time fails to listen 2
Gary Stanton 28.03.14 1:43pm
Gary Stanton
Worried Owners Of Black And White Cats Have their Pets Repainted Tabby Or Ginger

More TB posted later...

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Titus 28.03.14 1:34pm
Titus