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Jockeys' fury reaches new heights 0
apepper 3 years

"We're fed up with being sold short.", said a spokesman...

Jockeys to strike after BHA replaces whips with carrots on fishing rods. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years

Jockeys are to strike on Monday in protest at the British Horseracing Association's new rule which will replace the traditional whip with a carrot on the end of a fishing rod. Jockeys have claimed...

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dvo4fun 3 years
Jockeys organise whip round for Richard Hughes 0
Scroat 3 years
GP describes 'No-Balls Butt' as 'freak occurrence' 0
kga6 3 years
Horses attribute overuse of the whip to small man syndrome 9
charlies_hat 3 years
Poison Homme, a new fragrance for the man in your life 'because he's worthless' 0
vertical 3 years

courtesy of Christian 'toxic' Dior...

Wow, this 3D remake of 'Towering Inferno' is amazing, you can almost smell... 0
3 years

Oh shit, this is a 40" Sony!! Arrgh!...

Council to Fill Potholes with Children in Care 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

Aberdeen City Council announced today that it will save an estimated £12.5million each year by squeezing children who are in the care of Social Services into the City's numerous potholes...

Public Schools to retain Charitable Status: champagne all round 0
Drylaw 3 years

The Independent Schools won a vital legal battle today over The Charity Commission, who had been too narrow in some of the ways it made schools show benefit to society, according to a tribunal ruling...

Daily Mirror Awarded Contract for Weekly Bin Collections 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

The Daily Mirror have been awarded a lucrative contract to handle weekly refuse collections in and around the Borough of Westminster, despite complaints from residents near St James's Park, where the...

Letwin not thought to be contender for Defence Ministry job 0
Drylaw 3 years
Letwin's resignation letter 'may have been posted in wrong box' 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years
Liam Fox disposes of career in park bin near MoD 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years
Liam Fox steps down from cabnit, and jumps straight into the closet 0
Perks 3 years
Adam Werrity denies taking Liam Fox to see 'Friends With Benefits'... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Investigation finds Oliver Letwin's cabinets full of banana peel and coke cans. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Inflated man claims he was let down by NHS 3
beau-jolly 3 years
Source of Tory policy traced to garbage bin in park 1
Gerontius 3 years

A leading cabinet minister has been caught by photographers from the Daily Mirror sourcing current Government policy straight from a litter-bin at the bottom of Downing Street., The minister in...

Man wakes up from 'logistical nightmare' in shipping crate halfway up mountain 3
Qoxiivi 3 years
Towel manufacturer set for administration after work dries up 1
button 3 years
West end shows to merge as recession deepens 1
simonjmr 3 years

Several West End shows will merge in a recession beating measure. "Oliver's mamma will rock the seven carousel lion of the Saigon opera" is expected to be a runaway success. "It's got every thing...

Jockeys threaten to strike up to seven times 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Wombles arrested for possession of Cabinet papers. 0
Ralphy Snoops 3 years
New Generation of Blackberry to be named Raspberry 0
Drylaw 3 years
Oliver Letwin apologises for getting caught dumping papers in park bin.. 0
DiY 3 years

..paper trail led back to Cabinet Office...

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Griffin 3 years
Lambeth Walk is actually Rickets claim doctors 15
Steve Wilson 3 years

Doctors at Kings College hospital have today revealed that the Lambeth Walk, the cheeky cockney strut made popular by a 1937 musical is actually advanced rickets caused by poor diet and inner city...

Scientists calculate 1972 was the last time you could meet a virgin Madonna 0
simonjmr 3 years
Enraged First Bus passenger finally 'goes off on one' 0
dicky37 3 years

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