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Clamour for 'Rebekha's Law' grows 3
roybland 3 years

Following the arrest of a notorious red haired woman, public clamour for a 'Rebekha's Law' has grown. 'People have a right to know if there's a redhead living next door,' said a black haired sponsor...

NOTW journalists have all found new roles in GCHQ 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Kevin From Eggheads Lands West End Role 0
f0zz 3 years

Kevin Ashman of 'Eggheads' fame will play Brian the Dog in a forthcoming Aldwych production of 'Family Guy: The Musical' "I'm obviously delighted," Mr. Ashman confirmed last night in his trademark...

Ageing rock stars double-team ‘Little Schoolgirl’ 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman has teamed up with rock ‘n’ roll legend Chuck Berry, to record a cover of the blues classic ‘Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl’. Speaking during an...

Shadow Chancellor denial 0
Bismarck 3 years

After the revelatio0n that well known busker Giles 73 Smith was concieved in a Tesco delicatessan queue, and that actor Michael 234500 Hill was fathered during a game of Monopoly, Ed Balls has...

Newsbiscuit to publish full page apology for today's FP in all newspapers. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Redheads even less popular, survey finds 0
roybland 3 years
Little interest reported in 'Rebekha's Law' 0
roybland 3 years
Tracy discovers he is not a Dick. 0
arnied 3 years

Thunderdwaws...

Creationists to play Corinthians in Concaf Cup 2
arnied 3 years

a match of biblical proportions is expected with Joseph as the ref...

Chris Morris and David Amess spotted together at Cake Festival 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Googie Withers 0
virtuallywill 3 years

no more later...

UK in dark as last person switches lights off....... 0
Bismarck 3 years

The satellite image of the UK at night, complete with glowing conurbations, finally disappeared yesterday when the last man out switched off all the lights.A shocked Eric pickles said "Wheres me Pork...

Murdoch announces plans to buy Mumsnet 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Horse rider denies hacking 1
beau-jolly 3 years

Well its a new angle...

Murdoch Furious When He Discovers The Meaning Of The Word “Sorry” 0
Deimos 3 years

Sources within the Murdoch Empire have explained how Rupert Murdoch flew into a rage yesterday when one of his advisors explained the meaning of the word “Sorry”. James Murdoch explained “It...

Delighted parents complete first uninterrupted conversation since 2004 0
FraserWords 3 years

Delighted parents-of-two Mick and Jane Daffodil last night completed an uninterrupted conversation for the first time since the birth of their eldest son in 2004., An emotional Mrs Daffodil told...

Pop singer Eliza Doolittle to star in Pygmalion 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Isle of Wight Council to blame for 'everything' High Court rules. 0
EinsteinsGhost 3 years

Isle of Wight Council to blame for ‘everything’ High Court rules. The normally sedate Isle of Wight was waking up this morning to find itself the focus of the worlds media after a High Court...

Stephen Fry pregnant - expecting to hear twitter twatter of tiny tweets 0
FraserWords 3 years
Guardian's sales double after new policy of writing exclusively about tabloids 0
ronseal 3 years

The Guardian's new policy of writing exclusively about tabloid newspapers has doubled its circulation, according to new ABC sales figures. Guardian readers can't get enough of the low brow...

NewsBiscuit rocked by phone hacking scandal 0
obscurebug 3 years

A new dimension to the phone hacking scandal caused an uproar in parliament today as rumours circulated that NewsBiscuit had been involved in wide spread phone hacking of celebrities and dead people,...

BBC Weatherman Causes Storm 0
f0zz 3 years

Necromancy suspected...

Open Golfers Accused of 'Bunker Mentality' 0
f0zz 3 years
Miss R. Brooks to run Railtrack on parallel lines. 1
Ostsee 3 years
After their huge lotto win a celebratory kiss rekindled a passion that they had 0
doggone 3 years

almost forgot they had and now money is no object they plan to make their own very sex film.We know that watching fat people make love is catching on when they see me and my pearl necklace going at...

Swiss watchmaking industry shocked to learn cheaper watches are more accurate 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Aardman Animations to sue Ed Miliband for trying to latch on to their success 0
doggone 3 years

no bore soon...

Celebrity to name son 'John' 3
roybland 3 years

The decision by a celebrity to name her expected baby 'John' has shocked the entertainment world leaving dozens of heavily pregnant stars in a quandary over naming their children. If the baby is a...

Googie withers 3
Poecheng 3 years

No more soon...