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Savile annoys Manicurists because he pissed ...um

shit it's gone. It was going something about 'Peed on a file'...

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Skoob1999 09.10.12 9:41pm
zipit
Who let the dogs out....

social services...

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zipit 09.10.12 9:39pm
zipit
touchy feely hippys on trend.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you FDB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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zipit 09.10.12 9:29pm
zipit
RASH of pedos?

DONT USE SAVILLON cream. PMS1111111111...

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FDubois 09.10.12 9:26pm
FDubois
Florist caught in liftt......

"bloomin" shame!...

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zipit 09.10.12 9:20pm
Skoob1999
London marathon cancelled out of respect to Savile victims

More soon....

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custard cream 09.10.12 9:19pm
zipit
Grave Diggas scard of savill dig up

CASE HIS COCKS STILL runnin!!!!!!!...

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FDubois 09.10.12 9:10pm
Skoob1999
In Northen france they eat male plug sockets......

le wankers...

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zipit 09.10.12 8:36pm
zipit
Osbourne: 'Cancelling Nuclear Programme to Reduce National Debt would be”crazy'

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, speaking at the Tory party conference, today rounded angrily on critics who proposed big defence cuts. At a fringe meeting, backbenchers had suggested that...

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Alfred Noakes 09.10.12 8:25pm
Alfred Noakes
Savile Row distances itself from Savile Row. 2
arthurminnit 09.10.12 8:19pm
arthurminnit
"Technology means todays kids kant spel or rite" says Edukation Mynister 5
philthefunk 09.10.12 8:07pm
zipit
New Lake District Likely for Lancashire

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced ambitious plans for dealing with the recurrent problems of flooding and erosion in the mountainous regions of Northern England. ...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 09.10.12 8:06pm
arthurminnit
Tom Daley hired by Suarez to perfect dive. 3
philthefunk 09.10.12 8:03pm
zipit
AMan loses keys in his trouser pocket

It must be in his genes says wife...

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zipit 09.10.12 7:45pm
FDubois
Austrian skydiver to mimic Jimmy Savile's reputation..

by plummeting to the earth at super sonic speeds....

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brd888 09.10.12 7:32pm
brd888
MI5 sex scandal as 000's of women claim James Bond had sex with them 3
simonjmr 09.10.12 7:30pm
brd888
A man did a poo.......

sooo much paperwork he complained to his wife. Even more soon...

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zipit 09.10.12 7:15pm
zipit
iPad Mini 'smaller than iPad' claim Apple insiders

The eagerly awaited iPad Mini will be smaller than the iPad according to Apple insiders. 'If the iPad Mini is smaller than the iPad, that really would be awesome', said Apple fan Tom Banks. 'But...

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roybland 09.10.12 7:09pm
Underconstruction
k, hear goes!

'collins hAD a 'pedo bierd' says judges. MORE SOOON!!!!!...

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FDubois 09.10.12 7:06pm
zipit
Manager of partially sighted football team plays a blinder

I'll get my coat...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 6:58pm
Underconstruction
Ex-BBC women complains she was "never touched up on air".. more soon.

Oh Dear, I couldn't help it...

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Al OPecia 09.10.12 6:51pm
Underconstruction
"I don't know what all the fuss is about" Gary Glitter exclusive interview

Gary Glitter has spoken about his time with Jimmy Savile, they all wanted to be in my gang...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 6:51pm
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After even more allegations, BBC wonders how Savile managed to do anything else. 0
dominic_mcg 09.10.12 6:36pm
dominic_mcg
Government criticises new Specsavers "burglar" advert

The Prime Minister has branded a new advert by popular optician firm, Specsavers, as "unhelpful and irresponsible" in light of the government's new guidance on homeowners' rights when confronted by...

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jamsieoconnor 09.10.12 6:17pm
jamsieoconnor
Disappointing start for new bill as man mistakes mother-in-law for burglar

A Midlands man has spoken of his horror, after accidentally shooting his mother-in-law dead, during what he believed was a burglary at his Birmingham home., After being woken at 2pm by noises from...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 5:45pm
sigmund
Rare sighting of Eagle in Surrey garden...

."he was amazing" said resident, "he played Hotel California and then buggered off"...

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philthefunk 09.10.12 5:40pm
Backup Brian
Woman rejected for plastic surgery on NHS says it's no skin off my nose ...

I'll get me coat...

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Kramaring 09.10.12 5:29pm
Gerontius
Savile scandal halts plans for Newcastle's stadium to revert to St James' Park 0
pinxit 09.10.12 4:27pm
pinxit
No hiding place: Police confident they are closing in on Jimmy Savile

Met Police commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe has promised to 'get tough' on Jimmy Savile and issued an uncompromising ultimatum to the serial sex offender. Drawing himself to his full height, the self...

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ronseal 09.10.12 4:22pm
dvo4fun
Hamza bemoans 'dreadful hook' after seven over par first round in Cuban Open.

Muslim fundamentalist cleric Abu Hamza has promised better things on day two as he struggled to find form on the first day of the Cuban Prison Golf Open at Guantanamo Bay., Dressed in an...

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Underconstruction 09.10.12 4:20pm
Underconstruction