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Government freeze Gadaffi's Nectar points. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Tank engine, 'Thomas', pulverises family on level crossing. 4
Worth 3 years
Libyan Forces Chief states "Rebels have not polished their boots in days" 0
SP Faz 3 years

more to follow....

New Charity Hopes to Rehabilitate Pedophiles through Swimming Sports 1
3 years

Psychologists have secured funding from Sports England and the Rehabilitation of Offenders groups, and some sponsorship from swimwear manufacturers. The Branding settled upon is 'Speedos for Pedo's'...

Eastern Chile to Secede from Chile, Lengthwise 0
Q William Bacon 3 years
Church of England publish Chav version of New Testament, 'Geezers of Nazareth' 10
pinxit 3 years
Celtic and Rangers bosses given dugout bans 0
riesler 3 years

No canoeing for a month...

Man who punched TV's Dec to appear on Jeremy Kyle show 2
thackaray 3 years

One can hope a trend continues !...

Facebook to enter rehab. 0
SP Faz 3 years

Facebook may be showing signs of depression and users have noticed a distinct lack of interest recently from the popular social networking site. One user said’ ‘it doesn’t seem to care anymore,...

Queue Busters 3
3 years

Asda's 'Queue Busting' has been so successful that their customer service teams are to double the size of teams dedicated to showing you, the customer, where there is a free till. Tim Hollins, Head...

Morrisons to send smug fishmonger to your door 4
Woolly 3 years

Supermarket chain Morrisons is to bring its confusing Market Street entertainment system to your door as it enters the online grocery world years and years after everyone else. The keen northern...

Wolverhampton's best loved Street Performer turns out to be " a Statue". 3
3 years

"We thought he was bloody good" said Stan Hollis 54, a Council Worker...

Midlands plastering company, Old Firm, Derby, thanks BBC for free advertising 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

and also the Scottish FA...

Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job 9
Oxbridge 3 years

Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s notorious Royal crime family, is considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday. Some believe that he is just...

Chinese Billionaire Confirms Ownership of Life's Works and Texts of Confucius 4
3 years

and his intention to make these available, free, online. It was previously thought that no texts survive that are demonstrably authored by Confucius, and the ideas most closely associated with him...

Elephant in the room clears throat 2
Zadok the second 3 years

A large land mammal, which has been resident in the living room of John Groves and Roger Kowalchek since December 2009, has finally decided to do something about the constant inattention. It will...

Record low interest rate in the Royal Wedding being maintained for another month 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Prince Harry to appear on Top Gear, and after that on Who Do You Think You Are? 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Dalai Lama to step down over links with Prince Andrew 0
Ian Searle 3 years
New Paul McKenna book I Can Make You Irritated declared 'his most effective yet' 0
Skylarking 3 years
Oscar su...su...su...su...su... 0
beau-jolly 3 years

I'll get me cloth...

Google launch new video site for Welsh Farmers... Ewe-Tube 19
Rowly 3 years
French government recognises Libyan rebels - 0
MagnusOpum 3 years

NATO's still not sure where they know them from though...

Report confirms fat people are "not pleasant to look at". 0
spiraldrain 3 years
Secret Nazi Celebrity Estate Agent Makeover Show heralds new era for Channel 5 0
ronseal 3 years

A new soap opera, centred around an image obsessed property company with a secret connection with Hitler, is to be the flagship series for a new season of drama on Channel 5., A host of celebrities...

EU asks BA cabin crew and Spanish airport workers to enforce Libyan No-Fly zone 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gaddafi says there are unconfirmed reports Hague is leaving the cabinet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tories to offer UK work permits to Gaddafi supporters who assaulted BBC staff 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chickens are capable of empathy says study of Lib Dem MPs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Woman asks if men once had penile spines why are they still such pricks? 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years