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Tokio Wins Olympic Bid Despite 16,000 Tsunami Deaths

although it had been put in doubt by paranoia about damaged nuclear stations which have killed er well, no-one actually, much to the disappointment of the BBC in particular...

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Titus 07.09.13 9:20pm
Titus
Shock as Daily Express has no mention of a miracle cure or Princess Diana

Media analysts up and down the country are reeling at an edition of the Daily Express that mentions neither a cure for cancer, heart disease or arthritis nor Princess Diana. "I'm frankly...

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apepper 07.09.13 8:30pm
Titus
X-Factor morons introduced to announcers and contestents 0
antharrison 07.09.13 7:57pm
antharrison
Safety Experts Baffled By 100-Car Motorway Pile Up

"We have been trying to explain to motorists for years that all accidents are caused drivers breaking speed limits" said a road safety expert "And that it is extremely dangerous as well as illegal...

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Titus 07.09.13 7:46pm
Paddy Berzinski
New medical treatment heals pain from paying costly medical bills 0
Dumbnews 07.09.13 7:01pm
Dumbnews
Rupert Murdoch leads party to Australia election landslide win

Developing...

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GordonChen 07.09.13 5:02pm
Wrenfoe
Beverly Hills prepares flood defences after Halle Berry tipped for Oscar 0
Squudge 07.09.13 3:21pm
Squudge
Xxxxxxxx xxxx's xxxxx xxx' xxxxxx "xx xxxxx". More soon 3
Al OPecia 07.09.13 3:13pm
nickb
Insect Olympic Stadium to be completely demolished except ants' pitch 3
AReader 07.09.13 2:59pm
Arthur
Shakespeare's hags sipped Anne's bitch

In a dramatic new development today, Shakespeare's weird sisters revised their forecast to include the House of Windsor inheriting the throne of the United Kingdom. "We'd eaten a freshly-made broth...

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Arthur 07.09.13 2:40pm
Arthur
Unmanned Moon Mission takes off after astronaut gets stuck in M25 tailback 0
sillybugger 07.09.13 2:08pm
sillybugger
Spain makes rap video ordering return of Gibraltar: "Acceptance, beetch!" 1
sydalg 07.09.13 1:39pm
AReader
Gay 18 yr old wanks partner during anal sex in 'Adolescents reach' around. 1
J Vine 07.09.13 11:26am
beau-jolly
Man arrested in Palace was not Prince Philip, says spokesman. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.09.13 10:57am
dominic_mcg
Scientists say newly-discovered insect "not cricket" 1
sydalg 07.09.13 10:53am
beau-jolly
NASA rejects German Astronaut for Mars mission, citing it would ruin atmosphere

no offense to NASA...

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ulysses 07.09.13 7:39am
ulysses
Queen locks Duke of Edinburgh out of Buckingham Palace

After a late night out on the lash the Duke of Edinburgh returned home to Buckingham Palace last night to find that the Queen had locked the gates and wouldn't answer the bell. The frustrated Duke...

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disarco 07.09.13 6:57am
disarco
Why Being An Australian Psychiatrist Is The Best Job In The World

[Clinic] "Nixt!" "G'day, sport" "G'day, mate" "How ya doin', sport?" "Nah worries, mate" "Great. Nixt!"...

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Titus 06.09.13 10:29pm
Robopop
Flaccid Willy Society report drop in members 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 06.09.13 10:09pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Poor people anticipate getting their hands on an iPhone

Thousands of poor people are eagerly anticipating the launch of a cheaper iPhone expected to be unveiled by Apple on Tuesday. 'I can't wait to get my hands on the iPhone 5C,' said a man leaving a...

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roybland 06.09.13 9:44pm
Robopop
Mole in crisis talks after Badgergate, Rattygate

Wind in the Willows favourite, Mole, was this evening in crisis talks in a desperate attempt to save his neck following the demise of Badger and worries as to the safety of his old friend Ratty the...

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Coco 06.09.13 9:11pm
Not Amused
Labour has detailed policies on Water Voles, claims Miliband

Labour has 'very clear' policies on Water Voles to put to voters at the general election, according to the party. 'Ed has thought through the implications of the decline in the Water Vole...

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roybland 06.09.13 8:13pm
Titus
Nokia and Microsoft unveil exciting new landline phone. 11
deskpilot3 06.09.13 8:06pm
Titus
Cameron yet to have 'road to Damascus' moment 18
Squudge 06.09.13 7:59pm
sillybugger
Badgers in popularity bid claim to be "half panda, half meerkat" 3
nickb 06.09.13 7:14pm
Titus
Oil company spin doctor pens tanker spill press release: "Exxon tans beach" 0
Tristan Shout 06.09.13 5:05pm
Tristan Shout
Fry-up/canned fruit breakfast fad dismissed as "Eggs on tinned peach" 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 06.09.13 4:57pm
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Angry neighbours want actor's tree felled: "Axe Hepton's beech." 0
britwombat 06.09.13 4:47pm
britwombat
Russia "A Vast Frozen Forest That Nobody Listens To" - Cameron

[Actually, you could describe Russia as "Canada, led by a delusional, power-crazed despot".]...

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Titus 06.09.13 4:25pm
Titus
Shock And Amazement As NB Post Gets Two Stars

There was outrage and sheer bafflement when one deranged reader awarded just two stars in a NewsBiscuit [i]Writers' Room[/i] thread. "Come on, we all know the rules" said one typically pedantic...

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Titus 06.09.13 4:21pm
Titus