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| Geoffery Zippy George and Bungle in last ditch talks with wounded PM | 1 |  |
Duff | 3 years |
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An eighties children's TV show is set to make an amazing entry into the political arena, following the stalemate in the wake of the General Election. Lame-duck PM, Gordon Brown, has been reported as... |
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| Alien invasion of UK thwarted after "Take me to your leader" confusion. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Electoral Commission look at Electric Polls. | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/6/6e/Lechwalesa.JPG... |
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| Brown 'not bothered', but changes hairstyle and loses two stone 'for myself.' | 0 | |
allmyownstunts | 3 years |
| Brown says his "resolve will not change" | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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| Caribbean actor to play lead role in TV serialisation of 'Eskimo Nell' More soon | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Nation mourns as Gordon Brown’s premiership dies after long illness | 2 | |
Des Custard | 3 years |
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Following days of round the clock news reporting on the worsening state of health of Gordon Brown’s tenure as leader of a once great nation, David Dimbleby announced yesterday that the premiership... |
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| Tate Modern celebrates 10 years and admits it should really change its name now. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Guardian readers left 'dazed and confused' as paper swings violently | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Readers of UK newspaper The Guardian were left reeling this weekend after the former broadsheet switched allegiance from Labour, to Liberal Democrat, through to 'potentially Conservative with a hint... |
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| A message from our new leader | 0 | |
j b productions | 3 years |
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I dont wont to bring you peace and freedom becouse I no you dont wont it,you want consumerism and more consumerism.Its what first promted man to cultivate the ground,to build houses,to found cities... |
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| We didn't not win claims PM | 1 | |
Doctor Jalapeno | 3 years |
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Brown and Darling also in denial over holocaust, moon landing, global warming, England's 1966 World Cup win and JFK assasination although concedes it is highly unlikely that Elvis does work down the... |
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| Lib Dems left swinging after hung ballot. | 1 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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The Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition faces its greatest challenge today after it emerged that internal Liberal Democrat discussions have lead to a hung party. Nick Clegg has been in constant... |
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| Clegg suffering from post-election Blues | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| ‘Your bloody mother’ ruled out as cause of family’s iceberg collision | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Conservatives to talk to BNP if talks with Lib Dems fail | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Conservatives prepare for Government as they convene for a special meeting | 1 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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to not only decide the new cabinet but which Ministers will be the ones who are going to fill the following positions which firstly is the one who will deny sleeping with prostitutes, the one to... |
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| BNP show support for PR by offering to leave Britain for a New Britain... | 0 | |
Grumage86 | 3 years |
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With talks between the Conservative and Lib Dem leaders continuing the possibility of a coalition government and the reform of the electoral system a serious issue, the debates surrounding the risks... |
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| Wales take over world from Newsbiscuit lauch window | 5 | |
Ddigon o broblem | 3 years |
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NASA, The English Establishment and satire group News Biscuit have all acted on muting the possible atttempt of Wales taking over the UK and then the World! News Biscuit recently allowed a thread to... |
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| BBC News -VE Day 65th anniversary: Prince leads tributes | 1 | |
Zen | 3 years |
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Tonight we're going to party like it's 1945... |
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| Opens Sunday... | 1 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
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http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/19721/1273350290/mpwhostareatvotes.jpg... |
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| US considers premptive strike against God to cease volcanic ash | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Bodyform launch worlds largest beaver damn. | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| Passer by hurt walking past 10 Downing street was hit by a hurled dummy. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Icelandic volcano and gulf oil slick in merger talks to form a coalition | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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world disaster... |
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| UKIP and Dignitas to lauch airline. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Beaver found hidden under duvet in St Alban's semi | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Cameron is left reeling following shattering news | 0 | |
Duff | 3 years |
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Prime Minister in waiting, David Cameron, is facing one of the toughest decisions of his short political career, and that's before he even gets his feet under the table at No.10. Unbelievably he is... |
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| Yorks woman in Marmite smear | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Election solved: Cameron to run England, Brown Scotland and Clegg Wales | 12 | |
fun and games | 3 years |
| Tory plan to lower giant funnel over Gordon Brown | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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