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BBC rocked by new miss-selling scandal.

In a shock report, regulators have disclosed that Savile Protection Insurance was being sold by the BBC as late as last Wednesday, more than a year after Savile’s well deserved funeral. The...

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Davigo 22.11.12 10:57am
Tripod
Mensa to drop ‘smug and self-satisfied’ as membership qualification...

Mensa, the organisation for clever people, with IQs in the top 2%, have decided to drop the ‘smug and self-satisfied’ qualification for aspiring members. “We’re trying to distance ourself...

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Tripod 22.11.12 10:52am
AReader
“Baseball bats a thing of the past”, say loan sharks...

The high streets are filling up with payday loan companies, proving that lending small sums at eye-watering interest to the down-at-heel is one of the few profitable businesses left in 21st century...

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Tripod 22.11.12 10:26am
Tripod
Chelsea players alarmed at RDM's overnight weight gain

Several Chelsea players arriving for duty this morning at the clubs training ground have expressed concern at Roberto Di Matteo's sudden overnight weight gain. One senior player has been quoted "We...

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Sheepback 22.11.12 10:25am
Sheepback
Child genius chokes on abacus bead

A Yorkshire hospital trauma team saved the life of a ‘gifted’ Bradford child after he was rushed to A&E following an unfortunate choking incident involving an abacus. The seven year old, who...

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Dick Everyman 22.11.12 10:15am
custard cream
CofE Synod to welcome Radio 1 DJs as bishops

In a surprising turn of events, the Church of England’s governing General Synod reconvened last night and overwhelmingly approved the right of former Radio 1 disc jockeys to be confirmed as...

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DustyBinLaden 22.11.12 10:00am
DustyBinLaden
Family hopes to 'knock Xmas on head this weekend'

The Antas family of Nantwich have surprised friends and neighbours with their decision to 'knock Christmas on the head' this weekend. The Antas are well known locally for their dedication to...

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Miss Hegas 22.11.12 9:13am
Miss Hegas
Scientists discover that excessive research can cause Cancer

so, probably no more soon...

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Screenie 22.11.12 8:57am
Screenie
Israel and Hamas admit they forgot to consult God before bombing started

I am not even sure that is funny...

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gaijintendo 22.11.12 8:41am
gaijintendo
“Smaller, thinner, lighter, faster” anti-macassars on sale in Shanklin store... 1
Tripod 22.11.12 8:20am
nickb
Richard Curtis bins new 'Bishop of Dibley' script 4
ianslat 22.11.12 7:24am
Squudge
After ostrich anus, Nadine Dorries looks forward to eating humble pie... 1
Tripod 22.11.12 7:10am
Squudge
SPL orders Rangers to return EBT trophies: "They were only loaned, not awarded!"

(and HMRC want tax paid on the beneficial interest!)...

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Jammydodgers 22.11.12 1:21am
Jammydodgers
Cash-strapped Brits look forward to ‘Buy Something Day’... 2
Tripod 21.11.12 11:17pm
Tripod
Women bishops vetoed at Synod of Dibley, but purple still voted "best colour”... 0
Tripod 21.11.12 11:05pm
Tripod
Interpol divert all resources to Norwich

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/norwichcrimewave.jpg...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:35pm
Tripod
Deprived children raise £30m for the BBC

Children across the world have united in a gigantic global fund raising event to raise £30m to help the BBC cope with the crises and scandals it faces. 'In our African village we raised £25 by...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:30pm
antharrison
Football manager who lost games to be replaced by manager who lost games

Moron soon...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:25pm
antharrison
Mark Hughes 'still looking out' for another wealthy club to trash 1
dvo4fun 21.11.12 10:09pm
custard cream
Queen "horrified" by Winslet acceptance speech. 0
reforse 21.11.12 9:36pm
reforse
Rafael Benitez confirmed as next Chelsea manager to be sacked 0
custard cream 21.11.12 8:54pm
custard cream
ROMAN ABRAMOVICH SACKS HIMSELF!

The football world was sensationally rocked to its core today as the saviour of English football, Russian millionnaire Roman Obramivitch called it a day and fired himself. As a very generous gesture...

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Reg Herring 21.11.12 7:52pm
Reg Herring
Radio1 DJ Grimshaw Arrested Again in Dawn Raid.

Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw was arrested today by Metropolitan Police in a dawn raid. Mr. Grimshaw (29) was arrested at around 5.45am at the Radio 1 studios at Broadcasting House minutes before his show...

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reforse 21.11.12 7:45pm
Tripod
Call for calm in wake of Chelsea sacking.

The Comedy Writers Union have called for calm after the sacking of Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo and asked that no one else do anything stupid or childish for a least a couple of weeks., In a...

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Gaz 21.11.12 7:35pm
dvo4fun
Baby bites dog: dog “out of danger”, say police, but baby “destroyed”... 1
Tripod 21.11.12 7:03pm
Gaz
Roman Abramovich makes preemptive move on next Chelsea manager appointment

It was revealed last night that, shortly after firing Roberto Di Matteo, Roman Abramovich wrote a cheque for four million pounds and sent it to Pep Guardiola, the next prospective Chelsea manager. He...

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Screenie 21.11.12 5:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Female clergy lament 'stained glass ceiling'. More soon. 11
Mary Evans 21.11.12 5:03pm
Screenie
Church rocked by XX factor vote

Does it need the word chromosome?...

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charlies_hat 21.11.12 4:35pm
Qoxiivi
Roman Abramovich to replace Alan Sugar in BBC's 'The Apprentice' 2
pinxit 21.11.12 4:13pm
pinxit
Atheist admits to getting something wrong. Religious leaders claim miracle.

In news that has shocked the scientific world of atheist groups to their all-inclusive core, the leader of a small atheist society has admitted he was mistaken., Word has not reached us yet as to...

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Gaz 21.11.12 4:03pm
Gaz