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Next Guitar Hero game to include 4' 33'' 0
Quincel 3 years

Next Guitar Hero game to include 4' 33''...

Lenny Henry to take on sleuth role in Midsomer Murders 0
Scroat 3 years

"The make up is going to be a challenge as I'll have to white-up for the part," he told Radio Times this week. "And of course the accent's all wrong as nobody in the Home Counties will understand a...

Police hunt renegade greengrocer after drive-by fruiting. 1
MC One R 3 years
Kenyan slum-dwellers sponsored fast to tackle UK pet obesity 0
Danny 3 years

Okay I submitted a very similar one a few days ago, but have tidied it up a lot and changed the headline any improvements very welcome! Kenyan slum-dwellers sponsored fast to tackle UK pet obesity...

Spiders protest against no-fly zone 1
Scroat 3 years
Humourless Germans furious after being voted Europe's Wurst Place 1
ronseal 3 years
Mr Policeman says "Culture no longer Smiley" 0
Iscariot 3 years
Sarah Palin endorses Libyan no-fly zone 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Republican presidential hopeful Sarah Palin lent support yesterday to a no-fly zone over Libyan airspace. 'The people have suffered enough,' she said, 'and the last thing they need now is those damn...

Cameron To Come Down Hard on Libya if Obama is Cool With That 0
thisisall1word 3 years

David Cameron showed fellow heads of state that Britain was unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things. The British Prime Minister...

Midsomer Serial Killer Arrest After Non-Caucasian Found in Village 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Conference in disarray as scientists can't agree length of time between comedy 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

and tragedy...

Tractor maker to bring out super duper pooper scooper 10
OldThingy 3 years

after dog owner sends Deer John letter...

Colonial NewsBiscuit contributor in ground-breaking flounce 1
Scroat 3 years
Miliband demands reversal of all Labour's tax rises. More soon. 4
deskpilot3 3 years

But who is Miliband, you ask? I know, I'm not really helping my own case, am I?...

Russian army parade in drive-by Putin 0
Ironduke 3 years

schnukk schnukk...

Unrepentant smoker linked to drive-by cherooting 0
FlashArry 3 years

(?) at last the beast is out of my head ....

Budget conscious gang in drive by shoestring 0
ronseal 3 years
Hague granted lifetime membership of Eddie Waring Appreciation Society 0
Scroat 3 years

More upandunder soooooon. E's a grand lad etc...

School of whales krilled in dive-by tutoring 2
greg various 3 years

Let's hope that'll put the monster to rest...

Physicists discover the "milliband": wavelengths of light between which policies 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

become invisible...

2012 Olympics delayed by 1 month. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Countdown clock stopped so that nobody will notice...

Police hunt for leet haxors after drive-by w00ting 0
bonjonelson 3 years

if you don't understand this, you're too old. Sorry!...

Police hunt George Galloway after drive-by shouting. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Police hunt James Galway after drive-by fluting. More bassoon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Teenagers to receive sleep training in schools, 23 hours a day insufficient. 0
DiY 3 years
SWAT team called in to stop fly tipping. 4
Ian Searle 3 years
Lady in Hampshire experiences orgasm when buying half price washing line 1
OldThingy 3 years

Including pegs, green, yellow, blue and ping., Husband is so proud and says “she can now hang out her knickers to dry”, Lots more to come...

Shower of Bastards 7
3 years

Just as Germans come to terms with their WW2 conduct, newly commissioned findings indicate that, far from being blameless in the appalling conduct, most Germans were "A Shower of Bastards"...

London Olympics organisers red faced as only 2012 tickets go on sale 0
simonjmr 3 years
Spooner arrested after drive shy booting 3
beau-jolly 3 years

the craken wakes, mwahahahah...