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Business is booming for Afghan branch of Dignitas 0
Gary Baldy 3 years
Teens board train, chat quietly between themselves, peer out of the window 0
roybland 3 years

Bemused passengers on the 10:30 from Hereford to Worcester feared the worst when twenty teenagers boarded the train and proceeded to chat quietly between themselves and peer out of the window. 'I...

Fox and Werrity to join cast of "The Inbetweeners". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
welsh rugby board claims ref's decision was a bit 'vichy' 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Twinings defends 5-minute tea advert featuring full penetrative sex 3
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

Twinings has upped the ante in the ferocious battle for the British tea drinker. In response to Tetley's 'tea-bagging' viral ads, Twinings latest TV advert features full penetrative sex. "Sex...

Gascoigne's intent for Gaza Strip exposed despite desperate cover-up attempts 0
kga6 3 years
Corrie hot pot plot crisis 0
beau-jolly 3 years

RIP Betty Driver...

Hammond to push for Army to acquire a reasonably priced tank. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
World Cup headline 0
euanc 3 years

Ref offered free holiday in Barry Island if Wales won allegation...

Specsavers shares soar. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Rugby World Championship to be decided a week earlier than planned. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Wales thank half-French referee for making 'brave decision' 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Fox resigns from guarding hen house over relationship with bear. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Vettel acuses Hamilton of plagiarising his racing line 0
kga6 3 years
Werrity admits photoshopping himself into Fox's photos. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

Adam Werrity today finally admitted that he has never even met Liam Fox. A self-styled modern-day Walter Mitty, it turns out that Werrity has been adding himself to celebrities' photos for years....

Hilary Swank slams Kadyrov's party as 'pure torture' 5
TokyoTomato 3 years

Hilary Swank, the Oscar-winning actress who has come in for sharp criticism from human rights groups for attending a party in the Chechen capital Grozny hosted by Ramzan Kadyrov the country's...

Twinings defends 5 minute tea advert featuring full penetrative sex 4
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Hammond made new defence secretary. Clarkson and May furious. 0
Perks 3 years
Racing supremo says striking jockeys are 'flogging a dead horse' 0
pinxit 3 years
Helen of Troy had ‘big, jeroboam-shaped head’, claim archaeologists 5
Qoxiivi 3 years

Archaeologists believe they have uncovered the truth behind Helen of Troy’s face and its fabled ship-launching ability. ‘The whole legend’s just a big misunderstanding. She wasn’t attractive...

Letwin: "Hardly my fault if none of the shredders in the park were working." 0
Boutros 3 years
Shirts up, trousers down. FTSE to blame 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
UK Analogue TV to be turned off in 2012; Isle of Wight's turned on in 2015 4
apepper 3 years

The UK analogue TV signal is to be turned off in October 2012 with Northern Ireland to be last area to switch to digital. The Isle of Wight is expected to start receiving television signals by...

IoW metric changeover, moves afoot 3
vertical 3 years

technology so fast these days...

Bell End! Hip-Hop excerpts to be sounded 'quarter-hourly' instead 0
kga6 3 years

Inhabitants of East London are to drown out church chimes this week, as they start projecting snippets of hip-hop tracks every quarter of an hour, with an extended section on the hour, to keep the...

Minister Behind Planning Reforms Finds His Garden is Gone 2
GreyWolf 3 years

Local Government and Planning Minister Bob Neill woke today to find six new houses going up in his back garden. He also found six sweaty builders making tea in his kitchen and raiding the fridge....

Slim-Fast model finally figures it out how it works 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

‘It’s because I was having a fucking milkshake instead of breakfast and lunch isn’t it?’ exclaims Jenny Green, a model who appeared in a late 90s advertising campaign for the Slim-Fast range,...

Librarian blames job loss on whispering campaign 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Labour confident Ed Miliband has no friends to fuck him up the arse 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Ministers resign on Friday evening to avoid wrath of satire websites 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years