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Luxembourg Boxing Board of Control licences David Haye, Derek Ancora fight 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.05.12 6:24am
Scronnyglonkle
Sassoon Makes The Final Cut. 1
The All New Jeni B 09.05.12 10:46pm
dvo4fun
Sassoon goes out with a bang. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 10:21pm
pinxit
Obama to relax restrictions on fancy dress parties

In a Landmark announcement Obama declared his support for gay weddings commenting that Christian beliefs should not stand in the way of modern wedding ceremonies. In an age of enlightenment we should...

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4ty2 09.05.12 9:52pm
4ty2
Clinton Cards adds 'Sorry to hear you're in administration' range 7
Oxbridge 10.05.12 2:48pm
medici2471
Vidal Sassoon: the final parting 1
nickb 09.05.12 9:46pm
Thor
Help LordsTrust to re-house a peer

Safely tucked up in their riverside home, Britain's lords would appear to have an ideal existence. But their cosy habitat is now under threat, which is why we're asking you to help 'Re-house a Lord'....

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10.05.12 11:29pm
Underconstruction
Clintons a victim of 'birthday shortage'

Retail analysts blame the downfall of the UK's best known greetings card business on people having fewer birthdays.  "It's partly to do with increased life expectancy but also as a result of...

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nickb 09.05.12 9:44pm
nickb
Obama in favour of everything in run up to the presidential election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:39pm
dominic_mcg
Vidal Sassoon's holiday plans may involve 'going somewhere hot' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 09.05.12 8:29pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Travolta's lawyer to claim it was Nicolas Cage. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:27pm
dominic_mcg
Vidal Sassoon: Hair today, gone tomorrow 0
Perks 09.05.12 8:07pm
Perks
Vidal Sassoon dyes. 3
Zen 10.05.12 5:50pm
nostra da mouse
God forced to admit that network omnipotency actually only 99.3%

God today put out an unexpected press release confirming that rather than being completely omnipotent, holy coverage is actually around 99.3%. This has been attributed to blackspots in some of...

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exigo 10.05.12 11:13am
Scroat
Clinton goes down. 'Not for the first time, the bastard' says Hilary. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 5:33pm
pinxit
'Monopoly' Game Updated To Reflect Current Recession

PARKER BROTHERS DECIDES TO UPDATE ITS 'MONOPOLY' GAME. Due to recent world economic changes, the Parker Brothers game company has announced that it is going to update its world famous game...

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11.05.12 3:18pm
RickH
Al Qaeda admonished over poor Health & Safety record.

Global terror organisation, Al Qaeda, has been issued with an official cease and desist order by the International Health and Safety Executive. The action follows a number of high profile cases...

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wallster 10.05.12 10:47am
rickwestwell
Economy and family at top of Queen's Speech-How much do you want for your Gran? 0
Ian Searle 09.05.12 3:08pm
Ian Searle
Test closure of Thames Flood Barrier defeated by unusually large turd

As part of the preparations for the Olympic Games, a test closure of the Thames Flood Barrier was scheduled over the weekend to check on the response times in case of a terrorist incident. However,...

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seymour totti 09.05.12 4:50pm
allmyownstunts
House of Lords reform to be followed by Cameron & Clegg reforming House of Pain

or House of Love?...

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charlies_hat 09.05.12 2:34pm
charlies_hat
Keep your head down Dave, pleads Rebekah

Mmmmore soon...

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medici2471 11.05.12 10:16am
medici2471
‘My word, what a thoroughly nice young man the arresting officer was’

. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16986376...

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Midfield Diamond 09.05.12 1:36pm
Midfield Diamond
Brand glitch sees Launch of new Internet overnight sensation delayed to Q1 2013

The creation of the next big overnight success story, following an organic and spontaneous reaction to a bloke off the street who just happened to strike a chord with the nation, is to be delayed...

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ronseal 09.05.12 1:30pm
ronseal
Travolta hoping for happy ending to court action 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:46pm
charlies_hat
English Offence League plead not guilty 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:41pm
charlies_hat
American-English Defence League champions to issue new color kit in the fall.

Inspired by the words of The Mighty Thor...

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wallster 09.05.12 1:09pm
Thor
Holiday organiser that sells newspapers revealed as double agent 0
Sinnick 09.05.12 12:26pm
Sinnick
BBC Travel Show Crew Discover Tajikistan Hasn't Been There For 10 Maybe 20 Years 2
Textbook 10.05.12 2:11pm
Textbook
Queen to begin speeches with 'Any Americans in here tonight?'

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second has turned to top stand up comedy coach Logan Murray to help her inject a bit of levity into her public speaking engagements, after a disappointingly flat...

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ronseal 10.05.12 8:58am
Des Custard
Bean eating champion detained on suspicion of having explosive pants 1
beau-jolly 09.05.12 11:36am
beau-jolly