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Man Complains After He Hacks Into GCHQ And Finds GCHQ Has Hacked His Emails 3
Titus 09.06.13 9:59pm
Titus
Vatican pledges to cut down on sainthood emissions

The Pope has responded to demands from environmentalists to stop what they call the “runaway canonisation spree” that has characterised Vatican policy in recent years. He has promised to limit...

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sydalg 09.06.13 9:48pm
sydalg
Sperm bank bailout "will milk taxpayers dry", economists warn 0
sydalg 09.06.13 9:34pm
sydalg
Sperm Bank Crisis Latest: Government Resolve “Holding Firm”

The continuing fall in the sperm count in the Urethrazone has in recent days led to panic withdrawals as deposits dry up. Labour Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls has taken the lead in denouncing...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 09.06.13 9:27pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Jamie Oliver develops new range of Freezers - Bish-bash Bosch 0
Smart Alex 09.06.13 9:21pm
Smart Alex
Airfix aims to crack US market with new Drone and Afghan Wedding kit 5
pere floza 09.06.13 8:12pm
Arthur
Man with addiction to unnecessary amputations says it has cost an arm and a leg 0
Ian Searle 09.06.13 8:11pm
Ian Searle
Shopper detained by supermarket security for not having up to date Nectar card 0
Ian Searle 09.06.13 8:09pm
Ian Searle
Lard to be renamed L'Ard in major image makeover 0
sydalg 09.06.13 8:07pm
sydalg
US, China deny responsibility for “funny smell” coming from the internet

“I was just Skyping my nephew in Australia, and something weird happened,” recalls Jane Smyth, a teacher from Surrey. “We both started to detect this really odd smell from our wireless routers...

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nickb 09.06.13 8:07pm
nickb
GCHQ Facebook page taken down after not enough likes 0
nickb 09.06.13 7:56pm
nickb
Tim Yeo denies his new “Yeo Sushi” Commons restaurant breaks parliamentary rules 0
nickb 09.06.13 7:55pm
nickb
MP "only" grooming NOT coaching

Fighting allegations that he helped private companies influence Parliament, Tim Yeo insists that it was he who seduced them not the other way around. The Conservative MP made it clear that any...

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Wrenfoe 09.06.13 4:14pm
Wrenfoe
Man who ate scrabble set hopes to pass words soon. 3
weematt 09.06.13 3:46pm
irreverendJ
UK has nothing to fear from GCHQ - Hague

"Apart from Jennifer Sutton of Common View, Cardiff - wow, that was an [i]interesting[/i] phone call."...

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apepper 09.06.13 2:56pm
apepper
Young Armed Robber Threatens To Use His Pa's Sword To Obtain Money 4
Titus 09.06.13 1:37pm
Al OPecia
Satirical News Site “Definitely Not Hacked” by Beautiful and Talented GCHQ Staff

‘Absolutely no evidence’ exists that online satirical publication Newsbiscuit is being hijacked by clever and charming spies at GCHQ, said Foreign Secretary William Hague today. Mr Hague was...

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Ablative Fabsolute 09.06.13 1:14pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Death kills Time in pub; Time heals all wounds.

Witnesses claim, 'It's a miracle!'...

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Lindy Moone 09.06.13 12:52pm
Lindy Moone
Last single man on Death Row gets married

In the three years since being sentenced to death for killing his mother, it sometimes looked as if 37-year-old Ricky Bray was going to be left on the shelf as his fellow convicts awaiting lethal...

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sydalg 09.06.13 12:44pm
Lindy Moone
Mirror Kills Boy

But more children are harmed over-exposure to the [i]Sun[/i]. And those who trespass on railway lines are endangered by the [i]Express[/i]. Even more common are reports like "Child abused by...

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Titus 09.06.13 12:31pm
Mr Target
Dentist pulls own tooth, feels 'thumb pain'. 11
Lindy Moone 09.06.13 12:26pm
Lindy Moone
Anti sex education campaigners claim porn teachers will cherry pick schools 0
Not Amused 09.06.13 12:19pm
Not Amused
Mr and Mrs Glock in incredibly polite divorce.

9mm of goodwill everywhere...

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Maverick 09.06.13 11:48am
Paddy Berzinski
Justice “Overrated”, Claims Justice Secretary

The Police are to be given a role in deciding whether or not a defendant receives legal aid support, under new proposals from Chris Grayling. Citing the need to cut the criminal Legal Aid budget the...

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Andrew Alexander 09.06.13 10:36am
Yikes
Spider Accused Of Using 'Threatening Behaviour' Towards Miss Muffet

The spider, which canot be named for legal reasons, denied threatening Miss Muffet in any way. "I did not attack her, touch her, threaten her or even speak to her" claimed the spider. "I merely sat...

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Titus 09.06.13 10:14am
Titus
Labour condemns MI5 for using information gathered from internet companies 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 09.06.13 9:35am
pere floza
Labour condemns MI5 for failing to gather evidence on Lee Rigby's killers 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 09.06.13 9:34am
pere floza
Budapest's Got Talent... 1
MADJEZ 09.06.13 9:32am
pere floza
Leak from Government think tank leaves Cabinet deep in thought. 0
weematt 09.06.13 9:19am
weematt
Philip and Nelson neck-and-neck in a two-hearse race. More soon. 4
Al OPecia 09.06.13 8:32am
raudus