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Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Your roving journofowl has had to interrupt this week's Nature Notes slot after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using...

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Kevin the Swan 26.01.14 10:43am
Squudge
"Now You Know How We Felt, Towards The End " Say Families Of Atlantis Refugees

More rain later...

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Titus 26.01.14 10:38am
Titus
Civil Servants found working in secret google lab 0
Bigglesworth 25.01.14 6:12pm
Bigglesworth
Global manufacturer of Abacuses celebrates 30 centuries of no changes 0
Dumbnews 25.01.14 5:50pm
Dumbnews
Millions miss opportunity to complain during brief gmail outage 0
Dumbnews 25.01.14 5:48pm
Dumbnews
Mopedgate Latest

Femme fatale Julie Gayet’s publicist is struggling to find something venerable for her client to do in wake of latest developments in the Francois Hollande “Mopedgate” affair. Valerie...

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Morris 25.01.14 4:58pm
Morris
Dodgy artificial houseplants hottest new trend in home decor

For decades makers of artificial houseplants have competed to craft the most realistic-looking foliage possible. But despite the many advances in the manufacturing of artificial plants, dismal...

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tdotrob 25.01.14 4:16pm
Tortoisebob
Hospital to replace doctors with posters saying, "Google It" 2
Dumbnews 25.01.14 4:09pm
Dumbnews
libdem's entangled in virtual sex scandal

Clegg:, no sex took place but we have clearly demonstrated that we are not yet out of touch...

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4ty2 25.01.14 3:20pm
4ty2
Lib Dems in Heinecken Crisis

Excessive Heinecken consumption blamed for problems of political outreach, even reaching out to bodyparts of other party members. Clegg suggests introduction of Sangria law and the introduction of...

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4ty2 25.01.14 3:13pm
4ty2
French President suffers seperation anxiety. 0
MADJEZ 25.01.14 3:12pm
MADJEZ
Army to be deployed in job centres 1
Not Amused 25.01.14 2:40pm
4ty2
Olympic Committee tells South Africa 'We're not racist, your skier's crap !' 0
MADJEZ 25.01.14 2:25pm
MADJEZ
FA to investigate as Old Trafford crowd keeps shouting "Quenelle". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.01.14 2:03pm
Ref Minor
First Lady comes second 0
nickb 25.01.14 12:12pm
nickb
Russell Brand's plums soon to go on sale

Britain's shoppers will soon be able to buy alongside anthocyanin-infused tomatoes, the genetically-modified scrotum of our favourite lascivious tramp. Mr. Brand's 'swollen nuts', with their...

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Wrenfoe 25.01.14 12:07pm
Squudge
Man laments not getting penis enlarged before advent of spam filters. 0
MADJEZ 25.01.14 11:47am
MADJEZ
Hospitals to replace physicians with posters saying, "Google It !" 4
Dumbnews 25.01.14 11:46am
MADJEZ
Bieber is our generation's Mandela. Fans say of incarceration. 0
MADJEZ 25.01.14 11:42am
MADJEZ
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Bloomin' double post...

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kga6 25.01.14 11:18am
kga6
University to replace professors with posters saying "Google It" 6
Dumbnews 25.01.14 11:07am
A.A.Arkwright
Proportion of incapacity claimants 'fit for work' same as it was 10 years ago

No, really...

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Electrelane 25.01.14 10:35am
Electrelane
After Hell freezes over, England win in Australia 1
AReader 25.01.14 9:27am
Wrenfoe
Bieber tipped to be Toronto’s new Mayor

Since twitter rumours began circulating in December that the 'King of Teen-Pop' would be ‘officially retiring’, Justin Bieber’s management team have made no effort to deny the political...

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Wrenfoe 25.01.14 8:22am
Wrenfoe
Fairground Goldfish Unemployment At All Time High.

Figures released today show that there has been a huge increase in unemployment amongst fairground goldfish since 1988. Finnegan Scales, spokesperson for the Goldfish Workers Union , claims the...

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Tortoisebob 25.01.14 8:11am
Gerontius
Photos prove Twitter trolls REALLY LOOK LIKE TROLLS.

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2014/1/24/284652/default/v1/comp2-1-626x352.jpg...

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MADJEZ 25.01.14 7:02am
Titus
Reverse vigilantism sweeps London, violent crime plummets

Two weeks ago, Lester Noddinoff became an unlikely hero by live-Tweeting his own mugging and doubling his Klout score overnight. "My social media ranking was so low, I was an embarrassment to my...

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tdotrob 25.01.14 5:34am
tdotrob
Police won't reveal where in Surrey Man Utd 999 call came from. 0
MADJEZ 24.01.14 11:57pm
MADJEZ
British criminals slammed after crime figures fall

British criminals are facing criticism after their productivity figures have fallen yet again...

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apepper 24.01.14 11:54pm
Titus
Assad wants to create a 'Splash'

Following in the footsteps of Conservative politician Penny Mordant, Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad has confirmed his decision to appear on the Saturday night celebrity diving show, 'Splash'. When...

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Electrelane 24.01.14 11:07pm
Electrelane