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The Chancellor mobilises the troops for spontaneous un-invasion

Defence chiefs are hurriedly drawing up plans for a faster withdrawal from Afghanistan, after George Osborne said so. Spooked by the latest random gesture from Gorgeous George, hardened soldiers are...

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Squudge 14.10.12 7:27am
Squudge
Why have a go at Audley Harrison? He never hurt anyone... 0
Tripod 13.10.12 10:35pm
Tripod
BBC Reconsiders Royal Charter In Wake Of Plantagenet King's Child Bride Scandal

In a desperate attempt to pre-empt further accusations of complicity, in the wake of a series of child abuse scandals surrounding public figures associated with the broadcaster, the BBC today...

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Nowherefast 13.10.12 10:08pm
FlashArry
USA awarded Nobel peace prize for saving Europe from tyranny. Twice.

., Cat, check. Pigeons. Check...

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sigmund 13.10.12 8:26pm
arthurminnit
Tourists despair at holiday scam

Holidaymakers have complained in droves to Offish, the official regulator of Foreign Inclusive Service Holidays, after a package tour advertising a Rain Forest experience on a Mediterranean Island...

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Ironduke 13.10.12 7:44pm
Ironduke
Reject Clone Gnu 0
Sinnick 13.10.12 7:27pm
Sinnick
BBC admits questions must be asked about Johnny Ball reveals all

He said think of a number, then he massaged my figures More soon...

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simonjmr 13.10.12 6:56pm
Idiot
Psychic claims she was violated by the ghost of Jimmy Savile. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 13.10.12 6:52pm
custard cream
bbc all clear in Saville as saville had no criminal records

Unlike Mr Glitter he did not own a computer on which to download such material and coumputers he did not own directly but could only have access to through personal service companies he could not be...

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4ty2 13.10.12 5:20pm
4ty2
Jimmy Savile impersonators left speechless. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 13.10.12 4:26pm
dominic_mcg
Badger refugees force closure of M5 and Severn Bridge

Sections of the M5 and the Severn Bridge were shut last night as thousands of badger refugees fled in convoy from villages in Gloucestershire and Somerset over the border to Wales. Badgers from both...

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Dick Everyman 13.10.12 4:16pm
4ty2
Neil Armstrong posthumously stripped of moonwalk 0
simonjmr 13.10.12 3:43pm
simonjmr
Calls to ban Kipling's 'The Elephant's Child' due to evolutionary discrepancies

Famous atheist, Richard Dawkins, has called for Rudyard Kipling's 'The Elephant Child' to be banned from schools claiming the story plays into the hands of creationists. The tale about a curious...

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Perks 13.10.12 3:13pm
dvo4fun
Scientists report suprise reactions to element 63's Nobel peace prize

One for the nerds. Hang on, that's all of us isn't it?...

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charlies_hat 13.10.12 2:06pm
beau-jolly
London set to emulate L.A's Shuttle excitement

http://www.milesfaster.co.uk/information/heathrow-airport/images/heathrow-hoppa-1.jpg...

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virtuallywill 13.10.12 1:30pm
virtuallywill
Dyslexic diabetic overheats after insulation overdose. 0
weematt 13.10.12 12:36pm
weematt
R Kelly 'believed he could fly' claim rejected by RAF recruitment team 0
custard cream 13.10.12 12:28pm
custard cream
'They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot' because of an error in the plans 2
Perks 13.10.12 12:22pm
custard cream
MP calls for ban on "potentially lethal" Lava cocktails

The MP for Bristol South, Philip Cheesewring, has called for an immediate ban on the sale of cocktails containing lava after a recent incident where one of his constituents had nearly half a pound of...

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bonjonelson 13.10.12 10:59am
bonjonelson
Assange turns himself in as Savile seeks asylum in embassy

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange voluntarily handed himself over to the police this morning after 122 days spent in the Ecudorean embassy. The surprise move followed fast-moving events over the last...

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pinxit 13.10.12 10:40am
pinxit
Protestors at Milan Fashion Show clash with police over plans for third runway 1
bonjonelson 13.10.12 10:02am
Golgo13
Heraklion rainforest experience slated 3
FlashArry 13.10.12 8:13am
charlies_hat
People who photograph their food must now photograph their faeces

Middle-class foodies who insist on sharing via social media every carefully concocted plate of smugness they’ve ever cooked and eaten must now add a picture of the ‘evacuation’ that follows....

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DustyBinLaden 13.10.12 7:42am
DustyBinLaden
Welcome to the Mall

American hard rock combo Guns ‘n Roses have been forced to re-record a track off their 1987 chart topping album ‘Appetite for Destruction’ after an area of land featured on one of the tracks...

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Gerontius 13.10.12 6:49am
Gerontius
Northampton: Kiddie Fiddler Capital of Britain

I was dismayed to learn that Northampton, a town previously famous only for shoemaking and homosexual chat show hosts, has now, apparently, become a haven for child molesters., I recently purchased...

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arthurminnit 13.10.12 6:46am
The Secret Cabal
The man from Santander, he says "no" 0
ginty 13.10.12 6:04am
ginty
Single Fathers call for OFSTED MILF Rating

Single fathers attempting to choose their children’s upper school have called for an official OFSTED MILF rating for all schools. Brian Smith, a single parent of two, has spoken of the time he...

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Quaz 12.10.12 11:58pm
The All New Jeni B
Led Zeppelin pledge to never come back for one last time

The surviving members of legendary rock group Led Zeppelin have pledged to never come back for one last time, unsupported by the surviving musician of the Beatles. News of the Never-come-back gig...

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Nunnion Splendacular 12.10.12 9:48pm
Nunnion Splendacular
Ken Dodd in hiding after Diddymen report tickling stick abuse .....

more soon ...

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misterjingles 12.10.12 9:38pm
misterjingles
Ancient Calcified Forest Found To Be Modern Fake. 4
The All New Jeni B 12.10.12 9:37pm
The All New Jeni B