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IMF to stop sponsorship of Stork margerine 1
Griffin 3 years
French Police accidently receive Tulisa video from Al-Jazeera by mistake 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

"we got confused between Toulouse and Tulisa", said a producer, "What's the problem, they both suck in their own way! " he added...

Friends Reunited relaunches website amid fears it has lost touch with its users 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Bit of old school humour there!...

Charles Saatchi stolen by art thieves 6
Ludicity 3 years

The art world is in crisis today following the theft of art collector Charles Saatchi. Police believe he may have been stolen to order and could already be in the hands of a private collector...

Vicar apologises after playing Dexy's Midnight Runners at Jocky Wilson funeral 21
3 years
James Cameron reaches lowest point on earth, finds Britains got talent. 4
MADJEZ 3 years
DVLA to recall 1.3m BMW drivers 2
LittleSpender 3 years
Strauss Khan may face sex charges, Cruddas says nowt to do with us 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Paris: In a shock move this morning, There has been a political story not involving No.10 an unnamed member of the coalition said "It's been a bad morning for us all, you spend all weekend working up...

Cameron denies corruption “Dinner guests were friends. They used PayPal” 0
weematt 3 years
Olympic GB quidditch team in potion scandal 0
apepper 3 years

The GB Quidditch squad has been mired in accusations of performance enhancing potions. "They've got one decent player, so the rest of the squad take polyjuice potion. It's like facing a team of...

Titanic exploration team announces plans to raise the iceberg 0
Immunis 3 years
Lottery winner to splash out on top of the range lobby dinner with David Cameron 0
ronseal 3 years
New paywall announced for access to dinner at Downing Street on SamCam 0
ronseal 3 years
‘Government is central plank in dementia research’ says Cameron 0
Earl Van Dyke 3 years

Ed Miliband has attacked the proposed Government increase in funding for dementia research saying that money for all medical research should be spread more evenly across the board and not be targeted...

Naked French prostitutes to hold employment contract between their knees. 0
Ostsee 3 years
More button teasing tuition for 'The Voice' judges 0
Boutros 3 years

"Stroke it, now fumble it, now shy away, now press it with an unexpected part of your anatomy." It sounded simple, but to some of the judges on the latest BBC talent show it was asking too much of...

TV Doctor admits to finding "Embarrassing Bodies" funny too 0
deluca 3 years

Dr Christian Jesson has admitted that he finds it hard not to laugh when confronted with flaky scrotums and other such challenged genitalia on hit reality TV show, Embarrassing Bodies. "I do not wish...

Cameron "sold donor kebabs" 0
nickb 3 years
Tories reveal £500k gets you dinner then a massage and hand job. 1
wallster 3 years

Eric Pickles and a bottle of baby oil...

Dementia UK told they have already had the money 9
beau-jolly 3 years
Cameron in very deep water 3
pere floza 3 years
Cameron appoints Bernard Madoff new party treasurer 5
apepper 3 years

In a surprise move, PM David Cameron has appointed Bernard Madoff party treasurer to replace Peter Cruddas. "I haven't met Mr Madoff personally, but Jonathan Aitken shared a cell with him and he...

Reaction to a Kleeneze catalogue could pinpoint exact moment middle age hits 5
UnfitMother 3 years

Scientists claim they have managed to pinpoint the exact moment that middle age begins - simply by measuring reaction to a humble Kleeneze catalogue. "It's astonishingly accurate," explains...

MPs to get tablets – starting with Sodium Pentothal 0
weematt 3 years
NHS to adopt Duckworth/Lewis method to assess cancer care for the elderly 0
Lucy4 3 years
British Airways to reintroduce Breakaway biscuit on shorthaul flights 12
deluca 3 years

Derek Mappington, a Blue Card Holder on British Airways today announced at a hastily convened press conference that he would be re-booking his holiday flight to the Algarve with British Airways after...

Simon Cowell Intruder Speaks About Her Ordeal 1
Quaz 3 years

The woman who is alleged to have been an intruder in Simon Cowell's home this weekend has been speaking for the first time about her ordeal. "It was a total nightmare. I was caught short and was...

Malteasers & Galaxy merge to form Revel Alliance! 5
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Dearth Vader said to have put a Bounty on the organsation...

Harry Potter welcomes extra funding for dementor research. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Tory Donner Dinner Scandal 0
Quaz 3 years

A chastened David Cameron has admitted to having three donner meals at Ten Downing Street and Chequers with significant Tory party contributers."It should not have happened, and it sends out...