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Vampire Hunters to get stakeholder pensions 0
Ian Searle 24.09.12 10:59am
Ian Searle
Oik seeks damages for pleb insinuations 0
24.09.12 10:51am
UK in crisis as millionaires go on the run

The UK economy was again in ruins today after countless millionaires suddenly vanished into thin air, leaving no trace and no forwarding address. Faced with the threat of a Coalition squeeze on the...

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24.09.12 10:29am
Mitchell crisis deepens: Allegation that he called Officer a fucking 'Cl*gg' 2
dvo4fun 24.09.12 10:29am
Boutros
Terry to concentrate on racism

Admitting he can't compete with the pace of racism at an international level, John Terry will focus on club level racism, and hopes to move into TV punditry, like his boyhood hero Ron Atkinson...

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ThunderSquid 24.09.12 9:48am
ThunderSquid
Amateur Narnia video an insult to Aslan 4
medici2471 24.09.12 9:11am
editor
Plebs form political party

Following on from events at Westminster and the recent 'plebgate' affair, it has emerged that plebs all over the country are uniting behind the idea of forming their own political party. The Party...

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andydog 24.09.12 8:46am
andydog
Cameron Tells Tory MP's To Play Vuvuzela When Approaching Downing Street Gate...

To avoid 'Pleb and Non-Pleb' rows...

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Jesse Bigg 24.09.12 8:26am
Jesse Bigg
Makers of 'Guess Who? Religious Edition' criticised for leaving out Muhammad

Hasbro, makers of the famous ‘Guess Who?’ game, have had to increase security at all of it’s offices and factories worldwide following threats of protests and violence. The complaints have...

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Perks 24.09.12 8:17am
writinginbsl
Need A Workout?

Try Babacombe - It's great for a workout...

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Jesse Bigg 24.09.12 8:05am
Jesse Bigg
ADVERT: Fifty Shades of Grey merchandise now available.

After the success of the recently released Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack, containing fifteen tracks for lovers of the book to play in their own Red Room of Pain, we are pleased to announce the...

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WatcherMark 24.09.12 7:54am
dvo4fun
Chief Whip denies calling police officer 'a fucking Clegg'

"I admit I probably used every pejorative term under the sun," said Andrew Mitchell, "but I'd never stoop so low as to call someone that."...

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Bravenewmalden 24.09.12 7:47am
Bravenewmalden
Grandparents to use pensions to bail out Spain and Greece, says Nick Clegg

. more soon...

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Squudge 24.09.12 6:25am
Squudge
John Terry pulls out of International as he sees husbands car approaching 0
burnmybridges 24.09.12 2:31am
burnmybridges
John Terry pulls out of internationals...

for fear of impregnating a foreigner...

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Ironduke 24.09.12 2:03am
Ironduke
Army called in to fill empty seats at Lib Dem conference 8
PeterB 24.09.12 1:00am
burnmybridges
Japanese prisoner in Chinese prison denies killing 300,000 in Wan king massacre. 0
burnmybridges 24.09.12 12:55am
burnmybridges
English Banned By Miami Area Mexican Restaurant

Despite a wave of protests a Mexican Restaurant in South Florida is standing by its decision to ban English and insists that despite the ruling trade has actually doubled with many regulars calling...

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24.09.12 12:23am
FlashArry
Useless HP printers to be given to pensioners as pets

HP printers that do nothing but whirr away and complain about lack of ink could be given to the elderly and lonely, a home office report revealed. The printers make perfect companions for people who...

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Boutros 23.09.12 10:56pm
Perks
Detained Thrasher tells over-eager fisherman to "learn your f**king plaice"

I thank you...

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woodymellor 23.09.12 10:49pm
woodymellor
Dogging community welcomes Andrew Mitchell's Downing Street bike-ride 11
dvo4fun 23.09.12 10:39pm
dvo4fun
International Football Quits John Terry

There is a Dog after all...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 10:24pm
Martin Shuttlecock
International Football Quits John Terry

There is a Dog after all...

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Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 10:23pm
Skoob1999
Local Man Adamant That EU MUST Conform To Three Pin Plugs

It's that fucking Shuttlecock again, isn't it?...

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Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 10:05pm
Skoob1999
Local Man Not Sure Who He Is Any More - Blames News Biscuit

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was somewhat taken aback today, when he discovered that he'd been posting on an internet website whilst he was still asleep. "I got up to watch the Liverpool v United...

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Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 10:02pm
Skoob1999
Maths teacher, 30, takes student, 15, to France to learn 2 times table 2
Yikes 23.09.12 9:51pm
Mr Humphries
BBC describes presenters to listening journalists - Andrew Marr's all ears

No doubt this will sink. I don't care. Pricks...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 9:46pm
Skoob1999
On Tonight - Marr's History of the World, Milky Way, Universe, Infinity etc 0
Drylaw 23.09.12 9:35pm
Drylaw
Brighton gays call for tolerance of Lib Dems... 1
deskpilot3 23.09.12 8:55pm
Mr Humphries
Action demanded as spirit world becomes plagued with spam

UK spiritualists have defended themselves today following criticism that they have failed to take action to combat the proliferation of spam that is plaguing communications from 'the other side'. ...

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ianslat 23.09.12 8:53pm
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