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| Greece pin hopes on Trojan horse | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Doctor Jalapeno | 3 years |
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Greece has upset the other leading Euro zone countries by placing their entire 500bn euro bailout on a horse in the 3.30 at Kempton Angela Merkel who has been a fierce critic over the way Greece... |
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| Oil slick leads to historic 'blacks only' beach in Alabama | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Scroat | 3 years |
| Brown WILL quit Downing Street but carpet is proving a bugger to pull up | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ronseal | 3 years |
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Gordon Brown has criticised previous residents of Downing Street for their lack of foresight, noting that the carpets seemed to be nailed down, the screws in the curtain rails have rusted tight and... |
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| Party leaders mourn tragic loss of election > | 5 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Northern Ireland: Empey worried about MPs | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Cameron cancels meetings for the day. Hungover after Chelsea win. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Coalition talks deadlock. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
riesler | 3 years |
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Clegg refuses to wear the "I'm David's bitch" hat... |
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| Heineken orders Facebook remove millions of photos due to copyright infringement | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Nick Clegg fails to get a pony as part of coalition deal. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mrlemoncurry | 3 years |
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Nick Clegg has been criticied for excepting less than he could from forming a government with the Conservatives . Going into long hours of negotiating , the Liberals were looking for the introduction... |
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| The Queen asks Walkers to sort out her Government | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
gjp | 3 years |
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The Queen has turned to Walkers Crisps in an effort to sort out who will govern the country. From Monday a new range of “Prime Minister Flavoured Crisps” will hit the shops, and the public will... |
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| Rainbow coalition latest - Gordon Brown to be Bungle | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Labour still await result from Dunny-on-The-Wold before conceding | 9 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Vote to be recounted for 347th time... |
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| BNP U-turn as Nick Griffin suggests party 'would support minority government' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The Paper Ostrich | 3 years |
| Norfolk fishwife mistaken for old trout | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Essex Girl Regrets Opting For "Landing-Strip" Waxing Following Dogging Incident. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The All New Jeni B | 3 years |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8671133.stm... |
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| First semi-human cloning achieved | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47810000/jpg/_47810500_untitled-1.jpg... |
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| Derbyshire family's yacht rescue reveals true danger of lettuce | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Boccaccio to update classic as the DeCleggaron | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Alex Ferguson & Arsene Wenger in Secret Talks | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
rosewing | 3 years |
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Ferguson & Wenger were today being closeted away in the bowels of Lancaster House at the FA in a bid to find areas where their differing football philosophy agree. Wenger initiated the talks when... |
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| Poll shows UK "Very Happy" with lack of government | 7 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quaz | 3 years |
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As the leaders of the UK's three main parties head into a second day of political horse trading and bickering in an attempt to form a viable Government, the UK electorate have shown themselves to be... |
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| Con/Lib Front Bench Announced | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
afternoonslow | 3 years |
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Con/Lib Pact Announced PM: D. Cameron, Foreign Secretary: Kaiser Wilhelmina Von Hague Chancellor of Exchequer: Baron Mandelson, or Burgomaster George Osborne, (still trying to work out which... |
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| Final declaration made: Cons 19,205, Lab 3. Recount demanded | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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With thanks to Mr Will... |
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| After falling just short, Manchester United seek coalition with Aston Villa | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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More soon Unless it was Chelsea, cos I don't know yet... |
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| Enron play to close; No financial irregularities cited. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
thackaray | 3 years |
| Opponents hiring assassins say "Politicians need to get some sleep" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
thackaray | 3 years |
| 'Election 2010' to become BBC's new weekly National Lottery show. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Angry Farage denies copying Polish government | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Green Party MP given 6 litre Jag under Parliamentary rules. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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The Green Party’s first MP Caroline Lucas has suffered huge embarrassment today after being issued with a 6 litre armoured Jaguar which does 8 miles to the gallon. Under Parliamentary rules as the... |
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| Fervent Socialist bequeaths his Labour vote to his grandson | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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John Jones, 19, was left his grandfather's Labour vote in the will that was read yesterday. The executor read a short but poignant history of how his grandfather had come to get the vote. The... |
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| Enron play to close on Broadway. Producer to receive huge bonus. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
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