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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses that he is NoW's Mazher Mahmood 0
charlies_hat 05.05.12 9:00am
charlies_hat
You pays your money......

for a buffoon in London and a bouffant at No. 10...

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Jesse Bigg 05.05.12 8:15am
Jesse Bigg
You pays your money......

for a buffoon in London and a bouffant at No. 10...

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Jesse Bigg 09.05.12 8:09am
Jesse Bigg
New runway for Heathrow bypasses planning application regulations

Ok, here's a picture:, http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/60037000/jpg/_60037206_60037205.jpg...

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Sinnick 05.05.12 6:34am
Sinnick
Serial hooker murderers call for moratorium to replenish stock

The nationwide shortage of prostitutes has prompted the British Association of Serial Hooker Killers (“BASHK”)* to agree on a number of voluntary measures to arrest the worrying decline. The move...

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Yikes 06.05.12 12:31am
FlashArry
Yauch epitaph to be 'I told you I was illin'' 0
05.05.12 6:04am
Navy Seals accused of "juggling fish" while protecting Obama. 0
nickb 04.05.12 10:17pm
nickb
Boris and Ken agree to share power till result declared 0
nickb 04.05.12 10:04pm
nickb
Which is the best Olympic throwing event? Discus. 1
dominic_mcg 04.05.12 10:38pm
Smart Alex
Office manager using green ink and messenger bag in new round of affectations. 0
Maverick 04.05.12 9:10pm
Maverick
If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron...

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04.05.12 8:25pm
Argentine Olympic Football team invited to train on Falklands Mine Fields. 10
Al OPecia 08.05.12 11:24am
Al OPecia
2 MCs and 1 DJ 8
grumblechops 05.05.12 2:25pm
dvo4fun
Laxative inventor flushed with pride 0
cinquecento 04.05.12 4:34pm
cinquecento
Bin Laden may have been planning delivery meal

The White House has released the strongest evidence yet that Osama Bin Laden may have been planning to order a take-away meal on the evening of his death at the hands of US Navy Seals., US...

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MrBen 04.05.12 3:57pm
MrBen
General public not interested in the 'public interest' 0
MrBen 04.05.12 3:40pm
MrBen
Coca Cola unveil Olympic missile tail-fin design

Olympic sponsors Coca-Cola have stuck with tradition to unveil what they describe as "the most stylish surface to air missile of the generation"., The soft-drinks company is keen to deliver the...

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MrBen 04.05.12 3:34pm
MrBen
Olympic SAM accidentally shoots down swan over Hyde Park 0
grottymonty 04.05.12 3:33pm
grottymonty
Single currency supporters to replace the phrase 'spend a penny' with 'euronate' 1
Smart Alex 04.05.12 9:03pm
Maverick
Battersea Drog's home? 0
Screenie 04.05.12 3:05pm
Screenie
Olympic Boxing no picnic as the knuckle sandwich becomes a thing of the past

New sports science research has revealed that the vulnerable, complex and delicate bone structure of a boxer’s hand is more at risk of fight-damage than are the two bony lumps in a boxer’s head....

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dvo4fun 04.05.12 10:06pm
Perks
Friends and family key to councillor triumph

Local man Barry Parsons was narrowly elected as St. Mary’s ward councillor last night mustering 13 votes to his opponent's 11 on a record low turnout. Parsons's slightly larger circle of friends...

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BAJDixon 04.05.12 10:02pm
dvo4fun
CERN physicist arrested in Al Qaeda plot to implode universe

French police have charged an Algerian physicist working at the CERN research institute with terrorism offences after he allegedly plotted with Al Qaeda to implode the entire universe. The physicist...

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bonjonelson 04.05.12 3:14pm
cinquecento
Widdicombe -in-the-moor voted in favour of having an elected Old Grey Mare

Uncle Tom Cobbley is delighted. Moor Soon...

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Ian Searle 04.05.12 2:53pm
beau-jolly
Cameron sees no solution to issues of low polling and Argentinian aggression

British Prime Minister David Cameron was left scratching his head after a week from hell which has seen the Tories plunge in the polls, and Argentina ramp up its efforts to lay claim to the Falklands...

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Yikes 04.05.12 12:35pm
Yikes
Prince Harry ‘can’t wait’ to ‘fuck up’ the Taleban

Fun-loving Prince Harry has started an amusing war of words with the Taleban before his impending deployment to Afghanistan as an Apache Chopper Pilot., Harry used to Twitter to taunt the Taleban,...

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daneade 04.05.12 12:33pm
Yikes
Mass Redundancies in CIA After Success of 'Operation Facebook

The CIA announced mass lay-offs of agents whose job it was to snoop on everyday citizens minding their own business. After undercover spook geek Mark Zuckerberg launched their Facebook program users...

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daneade 04.05.12 12:12pm
daneade
Fame ‘not all it’s cracked up to be’ – Kony 2012

War-mongering, limb-hacking youth employment champion Joseph Kony says his new found fame has not been quite the chick magnet bling bonanza he was hoping for. ‘I’m well fucked off’, said Kony...

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daneade 04.05.12 12:11pm
daneade
Mexican Government Announces Unconditional Surrender In Drug War

The Mexican Government has formally ceded control of Mexico to the Zetas Drug Cartel in an elaborate surrender ceremony at leader Carlos Jimenez’s luxury Cancun mansion. The Government fought...

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daneade 04.05.12 12:09pm
daneade
Muamba feeds 5000

Bolton Wanderers midfielder and possible returned Messiah Fabrice Muamba today enhanced his Jesus credentials by feeding 5000 starving, emaciated Bolton supporters with frozen Hawaiian pizzas from...

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daneade 05.05.12 1:01pm
Thor