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Penis Extension Customer Complains He Can No Longer Reach His Keyboard

(Don't blame me, blame sydalg, he persuaded me to post this.)...

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Titus 31.10.13 11:27pm
Titus
Buddhist Fundamentalists Attack Christians In Sri Lanka

Probably didn't want to be left out...

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Titus 31.10.13 10:17pm
Titus
World wino shortage expected in 2015 0
Kevin the Swan 31.10.13 7:41pm
Kevin the Swan
NATO Declares War on England : PM 'Regrets' Letting Wales Host Summit 0
deceangli 31.10.13 7:39pm
deceangli
Wino Cull To Conserve Stocks 0
deceangli 31.10.13 7:36pm
deceangli
Ex-wife's desire for a 'cool son' makes sense now, admits Ross Kemp 0
medici2471 31.10.13 7:24pm
medici2471
Dyslexic accidentally hollows out bumpkin for Halloween 0
Smart Alex 31.10.13 5:25pm
Smart Alex
Anaesthetist found guilty of sleeping on the job. 0
custard cream 31.10.13 4:25pm
custard cream
Battered fish claims to be a tortured sole 6
Smart Alex 31.10.13 4:15pm
Lindy Moone
Council cancels bonfire after hedgehogs claim squatters' rights. 1
dominic_mcg 31.10.13 3:53pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Fatal accidents at work to be renamed 'eternity leave' 1
sydalg 31.10.13 3:52pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Ross Kemp rejects friend's advice to 'keep cool son' 0
medici2471 31.10.13 3:33pm
medici2471
CHRISTIANITY TO BE REPLACED BY CHEESE

Church of England officials today announced that they would be scrapping their religion in favour of a nice mature Cheddar., Earlier reports that Edam or even a smelly Brie might be used, were...

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Trumpet 31.10.13 3:17pm
sydalg
Isle of Wight HP Lovecraft Society swept away by Cthula Hoop craze 0
sydalg 31.10.13 2:59pm
sydalg
Sixty immigrants leave UK after they discover they are not in Romania 0
custard cream 31.10.13 2:47pm
custard cream
Government to make it easier to switch from one rip-off provider to another

Under exciting new proposals outlined by Energy Minister Ed Davey today, it will in future take only 24 hours for customers to move from one extortionate fuel supplier to another one. Mr Davey said:...

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John Wiltshire 31.10.13 2:22pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Global wine shortagemore soon. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-24746539...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 31.10.13 1:55pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Halloween: Man experiences severe chills on opening his energy bill 0
custard cream 31.10.13 1:29pm
custard cream
Government backs second hand electricity market. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.10.13 1:12pm
dominic_mcg
Convicted hacker goes to Prism 2
medici2471 31.10.13 12:01pm
Al OPecia
Webb joins RAC after Brand claims breakdown services all the same. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.10.13 11:58am
dominic_mcg
Press To Be Regulated By Satan

In a bid to improve the moral standards of British newspapers, regulatory control is to be handed to Satan. This is something of a 'poacher turned gamekeeper' role for the Horned One, who cut his...

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deceangli 31.10.13 10:56am
Squudge
Joy as convict hate-cleric Abu Hamza is cured and renamed Abu Ham. 0
allmyownstunts 31.10.13 10:36am
allmyownstunts
Government welcomes new daily newspaper, ‘The Leveson Enquirer’

After years of planning and research the launch of the world’s most ethically-cleansed national newspaper, The Leveson Enquirer, will take place early next year. In a long and painstaking...

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Dick Everyman 31.10.13 10:02am
Dick Everyman
Saddam Hussein's chemical weapons now destroyed claims Syria 2
medici2471 31.10.13 9:53am
Sinnick
David Beckham does something, announces plans for something else as well...

The media scrum converged on some place in America this morning, to report that David Beckham was doing something, and that, after consultations with his ‘people’, he would soon be doing...

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Tripod 31.10.13 8:28am
Titus
Paul Hollywood regrets affair: 'Ratings were down and I was losing money' 0
John Wiltshire 31.10.13 8:28am
John Wiltshire
Sir Alex to follow My Autobiography with Someone Else's Autobiography 0
John Wiltshire 31.10.13 8:27am
John Wiltshire
Gas companies “to compete on smell”

Eon’s experimenting with Fresh Coffee. British Gas is going for Lemon Zest. And Npower invites you to a Field of Lilacs. In the ever competitive world of energy pricing, gas companies are...

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nickb 30.10.13 10:40pm
Dick Everyman
man stabbed to death on 14th-from-last pizza delivery

A tip of hat to Man Bites Dog...

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Otto Jespersen 30.10.13 10:30pm
Otto Jespersen