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Secret lives of vegetables exposed on WikiLeeks 0
Smart Alex 3 years

That's shallot...

Pope eagerly accepts Fiddle Castro invitation 0
medici2471 3 years
Israeli Olympic team to occupy Palestinian accommodation "for safety reasons." 0
ianrbland 3 years

"The Palestinians will easily be able to squeeze into the generous 4 man dormitory we have left for them, however, we will have to cut off any water and lighting for their own safety" said a...

Vatican investigation into Drug taking reports many Nuns have a habit 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

The report also goes on to say a culture of wine drinking is rife amongst priests...

Clegg: "£100 for dinner with me is the limit - I can't afford any more". 0
ianrbland 3 years
London 2012: Surface-to-air missile defences for Olympic Games 0
Exiled Royal 3 years

Surface-to-air missiles could be used to protect the skies over London during the 2012 Olympic Games. Defence Secretary Philip Hammond said they would be rolled out if military top brass decide they...

No. 10 cancels order for hot tub. More soon. 0
ianrbland 3 years
Viagra addict kicks habit - says he didn't find it hard. More soon 0
ianrbland 3 years
Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row 0
Exiled Royal 3 years

In the light of the Sunday Times revelations that the Tory party are taking money in exchange for access to David Cameron the Prime Minister has come out fighting. Far from distancing himself from...

If it’s a haulage driver you’re after, look no further,insists Yorkshire Ripper 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Mass murderer, Peter Sutcliffe, has offered to help out in the event of strike by tanker drivers if the government agrees to renew his HGV licence, according to reports. The Ripper has declared that...

David Cameron in shock as "La Tory" restaurant slips places on TripAdvisor 0
quango 3 years

reviewers cite extortionate prices...

Cobra meets to discuss government panic over fuel strike 0
roybland 3 years

The civil contingencies committee Cobra is meeting today to discuss plans on how to deal with government panic over the threatened fuel strike. 'Cameron's panic over the threatened strike could...

Nick Clegg forced to bring UK economy back to earth after David Cameron goes mad 0
Ian Searle 3 years

The Primeminister, working for ToryBlue lost his mind in mid term and threatened to "take the whole country down". Alarmed electors became aware of the incident when the Deputy Primeminister,...

Race on to dive to bottom of porn stars gash 0
RJWinter 3 years

“It's been an exciting week,” billionaire Dick Branston said, "No one has been there since the mid sixties" Four contenders have been working on various “Gash-Boats” since 2005; the race is...

Simon Cowell to offer Burglary Brick a two album recording deal 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Simon Cowell sensationally annouced that the brick used by a Crazed female fan to rob his house has been offered a lucrative recording contract including 2 Albums. Mr Cowell was reportedly impressed...

Price of stamps set to increase to encourage even more people not to use them 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Ofcom have announced that controls on the price of stamps will be withdrawn, somehow believing that charging more will help the struggling Royal Mail, rather than encouraging even more people to find...

Google Earth Residents' Association issues notice to 'scruffy' Norway 11
3 years

Chairman of the Google Earth Residents' association Jerome Hanley has finally taken action against a nuisance neighbour. Poorly maintained, scruffy and with several bits missing, the state of the...

ITV to drop all pretence with ‘Britain’s Got Freaks’ 0
jp1885 3 years

As the ratings battle for television talent shows continues to rage, ITV is set to steal a march on its competitors with what it hails as the ultimate point-and-laugh viewing experience:...

James Cameron proclaims "after Titanic I didn't think I could get any lower" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

bit late I'm sorry...

Red rubber band maker increases prices by 50% to cover higher postage costs 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Showbiz News: Dolly Parton farewell tour brings back old mammaries. 0
weematt 3 years
Mc Hammer comes out as Scottish 4
grumblechops 3 years
Cameron to charge for access to Prime Minister’s Questions 4
Ludicity 3 years

Downing Street has confirmed that David Cameron will now be charging a fee for anyone to ask him a question in the House of Commons. ‘This is all perfectly legal and above board,’ said Francis...

Audience tells Susan Boyle musical ‘it’s a no from us’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
HMRC confirms pasty-faced Osborne is Vatable 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Acas tempts tanker drivers to talks with amazing torch and toolset offer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man ends up with Kidney on face in botched transplant operation 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
NHS progress. Urologists and sex therapists come to genital mans agreement 0
weematt 3 years

Sorry folks...

Syrian Rebels recruit English Rioters as "Military Advisers" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

In association with jobcentre plus, Hundreds of young rioters have been offered the chance to show off their skills in Homs, Verdel Jones 20 of London said " It's a good opportunity, our skills are...

Riots "were caused by government going soft on criminals", Metro reports 1
quango 3 years

Criminals "cannot stand erectile dysfunction"...