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| Latest study on studies of driving with mobile phones finds no majority opinion | 0 |  |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Brown speaks from Number 10. I'm in charge, I resign or maybe I don't. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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The business of clear and transparent government is alive and well... |
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| Skeptics fear mild censure of Iran's nuclear program is interepreted as support | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Holocaust denier historian branded "rubbish historian". | 0 | |
AlistairBurns | 3 years |
| Liaison service staff 'woefully ill-informed' say liaison service staff | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Patients are routinely handed 'poor quality' literature, giving 'outdated information' which 'does not reflect the needs of modern hospital users' says the NHS Patient Advice and Liaison Service... |
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| Cameron and Clegg talks reach 'comfortable silences' stage | 1 | |
Chip Paper | 3 years |
| Election coverage to be presented by Bill Oddie and Kate Humble | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Nick Clegg reveals secret League of Gentlemen role | 1 | |
ianslat | 3 years |
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'Hello Dave, you're my wife now Dave'... |
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| Norton praised for ‘Dorothy’ joke self-restraint | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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Media analysts have commended BBC presenter Graham Norton for not demeaning himself with undignified attempts at humour while presenting ‘Over the Rainbow’, a show in which young hopefuls compete... |
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| Cameron asks Brown outside for 'chatting up his bird' | 0 | |
ianslat | 3 years |
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Osbourne holds him back shouting 'leave it Dave, he's not worth it'... |
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| Afghanistan adopts "single transferable goat" electoral system. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Iran executions make it even less likely that Kurds will get their whey. | 3 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| RSPCA swoop closes confusethemeerkat.com | 2 | |
wallster | 3 years |
| Jordan launches 'fuck yourself fit' weight loss programme | 8 | |
JayGee | 3 years |
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Her search for partners in the programme continues... |
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| Deal or no Deal's Noel and the Banker to enter coalition talks | 0 | |
Duff | 3 years |
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There was something of an unexpected twist in the ongoing Conservative - Lib Dem coalition talks saga this afternoon. In an attempt to speed up the process, the Banker and Noel Edmonds of Channel 4's... |
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| Brown's rainbow coaliton thwarted by lack of brown in rainbows | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
| Lib Dems in top secret meetings to thrash out details of transparent Government | 0 | |
riesler | 3 years |
| I so relieved Jeeves and Wooster | 5 | |
j b productions | 3 years |
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are geting together to run things and save us all,that Ive dug out a song to use as a party anthem.so where ever you are,whether your mucking out a pig pen,cleaning windows,robbing a bank,or just... |
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| Roger the windmill spotter | 0 | |
j b productions | 3 years |
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Lovely old windmill,sails going around and around, Roger walks by,a nail catches his jacket and hes lifted gently off the ground, Up he goes then back down, Feeling dizzy,going gently around and... |
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| BAFTA nod for Hurt Crisp | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3120/3729856675_8002b92345.jpg... |
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| McCartney’s Meat Free Monday less popular than Katie Price's F**K More Friday. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| No real news Monday in full swing | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Still no news from the homes Nick Clegg and David Cameron or Downing Street. Sky News have live feeds from all locations showing not much happening. No real news soon - 24 hours a day... |
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| Tory and Liberal representatives dive for cover as Farage threatens to fly in to | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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mediate in talks over Europe... |
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| Brown cabinet looks tired and worn | 1 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://redshoesllc.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/2007/09/17/brown_dotty_cabinet.jpg... |
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| Laptop use 'increases warmth of lap' say overfunded researchers | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Recommend precautions, such as 'using a table' or employing a magazine or newspaper as a leg insulator to prevent slight pinkening of the lap or occasional 'air-vent' marks embossed on naked skin,... |
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| "Bear with us says" Clegg. "He's called Paddington" | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Sir Cliff Richard was an MI5 spy shock. | 0 | |
Duff | 3 years |
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Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline... |
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| Brighton still under cloud of smugness three days after Green election win. | 5 | |
Skylarking | 3 years |
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Flight paths in the south of England are currently being re-directed due to a low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of... |
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| Cameron orders 'Let's Power Share!' colouring books for Cabinet's LibDem Corner | 2 | |
Chip Paper | 3 years |
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More soon.... |
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| Things are not as they seem Grasshopper, | 0 | |
j b productions | 3 years |
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where a man sees a banana skin lying on the pavement next to a discarded bra,the enlightened man sees a bobbey trap,a solitary tin of peas in tesco,feeling depressed,feeling unloved,feeling... |
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