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Sensitive sunbather complains that factor 50 cream burnt her skin 3
Arthur 02.07.13 6:59am
Lindy Moone
Future English Transplant Patients May Get Filled With Welsh Rare Bits

But how about the presumtion of consent by the recipients of parts of Organ Morgan?...

Titus 02.07.13 6:44am
Diplomatic Row With China After Their Lanterns Set Entire UK Ablaze 0
Titus 02.07.13 6:24am
[Entry withdrawn due to obscurity and frailty on contributor's own admission] 2
Arthur 02.07.13 6:17am
Smethwick dairy offers free crème brûlée to firefighters for a week 0
Arthur 01.07.13 10:57pm
Egyptian Army Says "Play nicely Or We'll Shoot You. Oh, And Tidy Your Room." 0
Titus 01.07.13 10:42pm
Smethwick attempt to create largest ever Crème Brûlée ends in disaster 0
FlashArry 01.07.13 10:26pm
Nelson Mandela makes rapid recovery after Oscar Pistorius offers to visit him 1
custard cream 01.07.13 10:24pm
Bucolic plague threatens urbanites 0
Dick Everyman 01.07.13 10:06pm
Dick Everyman
Fighting breaks out as Dyslexic & Paediatric Associations hold AGM at same venue 0
Richard is my real name says Wrenfoe 01.07.13 9:55pm
Richard is my real name says Wrenfoe
Clegg's payrise speech to be dubbed to Beatles 'Can't Buy Me Love'

After an 'independent review' decreed that it is fair and equitable to raise MP's salaries by at least 10%, the deputy Prime Minister today made another of the trademark speeches. Matching the peak...

Squudge 01.07.13 9:40pm
Man in predicament baffled why no one responds to his emails 0
Dumbnews 01.07.13 9:40pm
Michael Gove confesses he'd like to punch himself in the face. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 01.07.13 9:14pm
custard cream
Man with common blood group and intensive gaze was "Starey O-Type" 2
ronseal 01.07.13 9:09pm
'Democracy not all its cracked up to be' claim Eygptians 0
Mandy Lifeboat 01.07.13 9:00pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Britain's payday loan sharks to face regulator with "less teeth" 1
ginty 01.07.13 8:30pm
UN announces global talent competition to discover Ultimate Super Villain.

The UN has just announced that it is to launch a Worldwide talent hunt in the hope of discovering a "James Bond style" super villain in the hope of unifying Mankind against an appallingly dangerous...

sredni vashta 01.07.13 7:40pm
Wimbledon lip-reader pounces on unguarded discussion between doubles partners

It is the moment every Wimbledon leap-reader waits for - when a player forgets to raise his hand to cover his mouth when making a comment to his doubles partner. So rare are such events, many...

Mr Target 01.07.13 5:20pm
Mr Target
Jamaicans with ghetto blasters - stereotypes? 0
Smart Alex 01.07.13 4:10pm
Smart Alex
Accused Trappist takes the fifth 0
Smart Alex 01.07.13 4:07pm
Smart Alex
Badgers to be culled live on Jeremy Kyle Show 1
sydalg 01.07.13 4:03pm
Woman unable to open hairdressing salon: 'can't think of an amusing name for it'

A Surrey woman today spoke of her frustration in not being able to open a hairdressing salon, due to her inability to think of an amusing name for it. 'I've been through all the possibilities I can...

John Wiltshire 01.07.13 3:57pm
GCHQ reports 'unexpected item in the bugging area' 2
John Wiltshire 01.07.13 3:50pm
Reader's Wives voted Utah's number one porn mag 0
sydalg 01.07.13 3:45pm
Local MP claims expenses for stereotyping 1
NewBiscuit 01.07.13 3:36pm
Sales of Yew trees plummet following months of bad press, announce retailers 2
NorthernGravy 01.07.13 3:07pm
John Wiltshire
Member of Parliament represents constituents' views

No, you're right. Too far fetched. Sorry...

NewBiscuit 01.07.13 3:04pm
Robson Wimbledon exit blamed on Chinese lanterns. 0
raudus 01.07.13 3:04pm
Isle of Wight residents to get stereotype in 2018 0
bonjonelson 01.07.13 2:22pm
Morsi told to walk, like an Egyptian

More oppression later...

virtuallywill 01.07.13 2:13pm