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OED add 'Celebrapist' to the english dictionary 0
ginty 08.05.13 11:32am
ginty
Sarah Ferguson hoping to be 'second most famous person called Fergie' again 0
Skylarking 08.05.13 11:32am
Skylarking
Sir Alex Ferguson promises to take the Queen racing more often 0
Lenny Bee 08.05.13 11:15am
Lenny Bee
Fiddle Castro 0
medici2471 08.05.13 11:14am
medici2471
Pallet of Page 3 rags found in Scottish stream. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 08.05.13 11:06am
beau-jolly
Dennis Skinner furious as Queen promises more bills 0
medici2471 08.05.13 11:05am
medici2471
Sir Alex Ferguson's successor to be announced in Queens Speech. More Soon 0
JoeBradley 08.05.13 10:51am
JoeBradley
Scousers party and laud best month in history - Thatcher and Fergie gone 0
JoeBradley 08.05.13 10:39am
JoeBradley
Scientists to study how Eastenders eradicated smoking and cured cancer

A new study of Britain shows that Albert Square in Walford has Britain's healthiest population, with cancer and alzheimer's disease having been completely eradicated. Scientists are clamouring to...

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ronseal 08.05.13 10:33am
ronseal
At last! Science proves that women can't drive

A scientific paper in this months [i]Nature[/i] magazine, offers irrefutable evidence to confirm the commonly held belief that women are dangerous drivers. Using supermarket aisles to simulate...

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Lenny Bee 08.05.13 10:29am
beau-jolly
Howard Webb retires to spend more time with Fergie 0
exigo 08.05.13 10:28am
exigo
More Woe for Cleveland kidnapper as he hit up with bedroom tax 0
happi 08.05.13 10:27am
happi
Chetham's School of Music cancel production of Fiddler on the Roof 0
medici2471 08.05.13 10:25am
medici2471
Cameron launches new Tory manifesto, entitled "La La La, I can't hear you"

More issue-dodging soon...

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NewBiscuit 08.05.13 9:58am
NewBiscuit
Wardrobe malfunctions 'may be linked to cameras'

Scientists at the University of York announed today that there may be a link between famous women having 'wardrobe malfunctions' and the proximity of cameras. The head of the team, Dr Jon Lake,...

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John Wiltshire 08.05.13 7:18am
John Wiltshire
Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series

BAFTA winning Celebrity Dawn Raid, by Scotland Yard Productions (the showbiz wing of what was once the Metropolitan Police) has won a second series. The smash hit reality oppression show is to be...

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ronseal 08.05.13 7:16am
nickb
Prince Philip to be deported in new Immigration guidelines 0
Sinnick 08.05.13 7:16am
Sinnick
Google Glasses - "would have" detected Savile

In a claim that will once more open up the privacy debate, Google have declared that their innovative glasses could have helped police in identifying celebratory perverts. While originally designed...

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Wrenfoe 08.05.13 7:13am
Wrenfoe
Jimmy Tarbrushed

Many more soon...

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beau-jolly 08.05.13 7:08am
Skylarking
Neighbours of Serial Killer 'always expected that was exactly what he was up to'

Neighbours of the notorious Bransgore County Slasher; Ed Jakes, who was captured at the weekend, told reporters that uncovering Jakes sort of hidden activity was both in keeping with his character...

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thisisall1word 08.05.13 6:35am
LensCap
Big Ben to go digital

The House of Commons today voted in favour of replacing the clock faces of the Palace of Westminster with digital versions. "We are well accustomed to seeing photographic portraits of our political...

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Our Political Correspondent 08.05.13 2:03am
Our Political Correspondent
Boomerang startles meringue 6
nickb 07.05.13 10:43pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Coalition to explore Ohio imprisonment system in cost saving analysis 0
Dick Everyman 07.05.13 10:38pm
Dick Everyman
Tarby announces new tour date - Stevenage 16 1
LensCap 07.05.13 10:38pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
World's first printed gun available for only £12.50 (magazine refills at £25 ea) 2
LensCap 07.05.13 10:29pm
LensCap
Embarrassment as apprentice receptionist forgets her lines. More soon

Lord sugar will.oh fuck what was it?...

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JoeBradley 07.05.13 9:50pm
JoeBradley
Exhuming Saville "just opening a giant can of worms" claims Yewtree detective 3
simonjmr 07.05.13 9:02pm
Squudge
Far-right musical theatre company accused of distributing Mein Kamp. 0
sredni vashta 07.05.13 7:43pm
sredni vashta
As news series of 'The Apprentice' begins

Lord Sugar admits he's trying to find someone who will actually continue to work with him for over a year...

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Smart Alex 07.05.13 7:19pm
Smart Alex
Helen Mirren steps in to cover Commonwealth meeting. 2
weematt 07.05.13 6:47pm
Lenny Bee