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Reprise: Director Of New Thatcher Film Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool. (Sorry, Sir Geoff Howe, Cabinet papers don't lie)...

Massive increase in chat room use as civil servants return from Christmas break 11
kimllfixit 3 years

Worth a full story?...

Government announces 'Gregorian Tax' on those taking part in 2012 3
dogwheels 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has announced a new ‘Gregorian Tax’, which will apply to anybody who wants to participate in 2012. The tax has been attacked by opposition parties but the government...

Kleenex World to open Pyongyang branch 0
Drylaw 3 years
"Go on, let me have a turn!" says Pickles 4
dvo4fun 3 years

Eric Pickles, the svelte, popular and much respected Secretary of State for Communities & Local Government, says that the Government will hit the ground running (or at least gently bouncing) in...

Kim Jung-un promises free-style jazz choreography for next state funeral. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
NHS Surgeons to provide home treatment service (any time between 8am and 5pm) 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Rest of UK considers 'abandoning London' due to all the problems it has 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Government STD Campaign Goes Viral 5
Immunis 3 years

Somebody must have done this joke before...

Faceless & brainless fish declines offer to join coalition cabinet 0
MT Bucket 3 years
US to complete Blockbusters 'Middle East Gold Run' in 2012 by invading Iran 0
MT Bucket 3 years

You must be 'this old' to understand this one...

Britain to be moved back across the dateline 365 times to fix economy 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Days of Christmas to be cut to 8 by 2015 in latest Government Austerity package 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Nature's latest attempt to reduce Civil List costs thwarted 0
MT Bucket 3 years
'Prince Philip' package to be extended to 49% of patients in NHS hospitals 0
MT Bucket 3 years
NHS staff to 'adopt a patient' to take home with them for treatment 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg on coalition: "I only stay with him for the sake of the children" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
US to rename Persian Gulf 'Lake Liberty' in 2013 0
MT Bucket 3 years
North Korea split into North West and North East Korea in boundary shake up 0
MT Bucket 3 years
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il defeating Chuck Norris 0
MT Bucket 3 years

Nah a bit too far fetched even for him...

New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il assassinating JFK 0
MT Bucket 3 years
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il's 1968 landmark moon landing 0
MT Bucket 3 years
2 Million mourners at Kim Jong Il funeral after rumours of a free buffet at wake 0
MT Bucket 3 years
North Korea to start 2012 with 50 megaton firework display over Seoul 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Schrodinger jokes are both funny and dire at the same time, explains comedy prof 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Schrodinger's wife admits sexual frustration/ satisfaction 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

He's in my box, he's not in my box (May as well jump on the bandwagon budge up Miliband)...

Taggart helping police with their inquiries... 0
Smart Alex 3 years

after it is noticed that more murders happen on his patch than anywhere else in Britain...

Schroedinger slapped as man explains his 'your cat DID shit in my garden' theory 3
Perks 3 years
Kim Jung Wild announced as surprise North Korean leader 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Politicians Hoping for Armageddon in 2012 8
Quaz 3 years

A poll of leading politicians reveals that their best hope for 2012 is some kind of End of the World event based on an ancient Mayan prophesy. “I’ve looked at all of the options” explained...