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Leveson agrees to move enquiry from cyber-cafe. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 11.05.12 2:39pm
Al OPecia
Psychic barber decides to go back to his roots

Popular psychic Gordon Smith, famously known as “The Psychic Barber”, has announced he is giving up mediumship and is returning to his barber’s shop in Glasgow. “I had seen it coming for a...

Nails UK 11.05.12 2:39pm
Nails UK
PCS union claims that 9 billion public sector workers took part in walkout

The government have dismissed a claim from the PCS union that almost 9 billion public sector workers took part in Thursday’s walkout, insisting that the real number was closer to ‘minus two...

Vertically Challenged Giant 12.05.12 7:25am
Jerry Springer sues Leveson Inquiry over TV show format copyright breach

Lord Leveson could find himself the subject of an extraordinary rendition, for stealing TV show formats from Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer is reported to be hopping mad over obvious similarities...

ronseal 11.05.12 2:04pm
Far Right London March - "was a success" says racist white Metropolitan Police 0
thackaray 11.05.12 12:37pm
As Coalition parties renew vows drought ends in some parts of UK 0
simonjmr 11.05.12 11:48am
Second underwear bomb as Rebekah Brooks pants on fire. 0
MADJEZ 11.05.12 11:36am
Osama Bin laden did corporate video for Abbey National 0
ronseal 11.05.12 10:54am
World’s longest cab journey was ‘a shortcut’ insists driver

Two passengers, taken on a 43,000-mile cab journey that lasted 15 months, have been confidently told the ordeal was 'the quickest way to get to Covent Garden from where you were.' by their driver,...

Qoxiivi 15.05.12 7:21pm
Haywood Manley
Royal Jubilee engagements causing backlog of unopened supermarkets

Supermarket giants including Tesco and Sainsbury's have led angry calls for the Royal Family to 'stop fannying about for the Jubilee' after news emerged that 40 fully-stocked supermarkets have been...

The Paper Ostrich 11.05.12 1:47pm
Explosive in pants bomb identified as 'chicken phall'.

More destroyed undergarments soon...

Thor 11.05.12 10:19am
Cameron told Brooks to "Keep your head up"

I'm struggling to think of a punchline. Nothing springs to mind at all. I'm sure there's some way I could twist this into something funny or rude, but words escape me...

Sinnick 11.05.12 12:34pm
Leveson Inquiry delayed to allow time to appoint Parseltongue translator

Rebekah Brooks's appearance before the Leveson Inquiry has been delayed to allow the inquiry team to recruit an official Parseltongue translator. The surprise move was announced by a frustrated Lord...

The Paper Ostrich 11.05.12 11:34pm
John Kettley and Micheal Fish to give this year's Queen's speech 3
simonjmr 11.05.12 5:29pm
Scottish Carp shop claims to sell "The Real McKoi"

Reach for coat and hopes to slip out quietly...

seymour totti 12.05.12 9:11am
Orbital Tower unveiling fails as large sheet gets stuck. 0
weematt 11.05.12 8:15am
43,000 mile taxi journey still avoided going south of the river 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.05.12 7:59am
Duncan Biscuit
Marks & Spencer pants label ‘should have raised suspicions’ admits al-Qaeda 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.05.12 7:58am
Duncan Biscuit
Leveson promises Brooks more tits on the front pages 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.05.12 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
Hard Working Families "not working as hard as was thought" says report

A major plank of the Government's economic policy was thrown into doubt today as a newly published report revealed that many of the Hard Working Families that had been thought to provide the backbone...

Mick99 11.05.12 5:13pm
Tight squeeze for Vidal Sassoon as coffin has short back and sides 0
charlies_hat 11.05.12 6:55am
Mugging targets urged to carry more cash to avoid “social death”

It’s a nightmare scenario – to be violently robbed and murdered and then have the tabloids scream: “Socialite killed for 85p and a TV Guide.” Image consultant Jane Smith says such luridly...

Yikes 13.05.12 7:01pm
Mitt Romney in re-make of "Beyond the Fringe". 0
Maverick 11.05.12 1:11am
Queen to be a judge on "Civil Service's got talent". Less soon. 1
Maverick 11.05.12 8:28am
Defence minister -new shock announcement

Responding to the leaked document which details the purchase of 100 trebuchets, for use by the Royal navy, the defence secretary was heard to say "Trebuchet? wasn't he a newsreader?...

Bismarck 10.05.12 9:58pm
Radio 2 accused of "pulling the wool over listeners ears"

Radio 2 bosses were slammed today for suggesting "2day" was ever going to be anything other than the same old crap rehashed yet again...

Bismarck 10.05.12 9:51pm
Police Federation bemoans lack of overtime for officers at protest march

Senior Police Officers have expressed dismay at the peaceful way in which protest marches were allowed to pass off in London, after it was revealed that no overtime payments were made to on-duty...

Underconstruction 10.05.12 9:50pm
Disgruntled foundry workers vote to strike while the iron is hot. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 10.05.12 9:27pm
Coalition Government better at u-turns than Joint Strike Fighter 0
Mandy Lifeboat 10.05.12 9:01pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Met Police claim 'only a handful' of off-duty Policemen on London demonstration 1
Mandy Lifeboat 10.05.12 11:24pm