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"Bulldog Cameron" backed by Spivs, Chancers & Gamblers. And other Tory donors. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More donations soon...

Psychiatrist wins Nobel prize for identifying 7 billion mental disorders 0
Dumbnews 3 years
North Face apparel launches new line for Far East, NorthEast Face 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New gym machines offer more ways to do your excercises incorrectly 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Health Lottery winner spends £100,000 prize on cocaine, heroin and alcohol 0
antharrison 3 years
Satan sues George Osbourne for Breach of Contract 0
MT Bucket 3 years

The dark lord and Chief Executive of city trading firm Hell Incorporated, Satan, has started a private prosecution against the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Mr. George Osbourne, over a breach of...

Tian Tian pandering to Yang Guang's every whim. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Cameron in Euro Discussions: Babysitter told “Nick must be in bed by 9” 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Samaritans Appeal to David Cameron to Come Home 0
MT Bucket 3 years

The Samaritans have made a desperate appeal for David Cameron to return to the UK as soon as possible to reduce pressure on their helpline service. “The Christmas period is already our busiest...

Mathematician wins beauty contest for looking good on paper 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Rural Broadband "unnecessary". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Newt Gingrich calls his pet rock Ken Livingstone 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Livingstone calls newt Gingrich 5
nickb 3 years
Daily Mail Columnists Xmas Party Could Get out of Hand, police warn 0
ronseal 3 years

Scotland Yard chiefs are 'quietly confident' they can keep a lid on the pressure cooker of excitement that is created by the Daily Mail columnists annual Xmas Party. The annual shin dig brings...

Microsoft releases their answer to Web 2.0, Windows 3.1 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Local man gains street smarts by studying Google Street view 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron: "Look Mum, all the others are out of step, 'cept me!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Soldier becomes commando following debriefing 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Royal Wootton Bassett chosen to 'repatriate British powers' 3
Perks 3 years

Since the decision by the Ministry of Defence to close RAF Lynham, the town of Royal Wootton Bassett, made famous by the public show of respect for our fallen soldiers, has been very quiet. However,...

Cameron Run Out Of Europe.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Due to need for builders, not demolition experts...

PM complains about Dad's Army 'Pike' reference via his translator headphones. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

"Stupid Boy" clearly heard on numerous occasions...

Panasonic unveils new Eurozone crisis-ready TV 6
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Electronics giant Panasonic has entered the Christmas sales war by launching its most advanced television set yet featuring new Eurozone crisis-ready technology. The set features the biggest and...

Bee "dissatisfied" with one Nectar point after winning dance competition. 0
nickb 3 years
Cameron confused "vetoed" and "voted".... 0
nickb 3 years
Independent Police Complaints Commission to investigate spilt pint allegation 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Solihull, West Midlands, Tuesday 6th December. The IPCC is investigating an allegation that an off-duty police officer negligently spilt a customer’s pint in The Shakespeare pub at around 2015...

Cameron vetoes changes to Eurovision Song Contest 3
ianslat 3 years

David Cameron has this morning thrown the whole of Europe into crisis by using the UKs veto to prevent changes to the Eurovision Song Contest. 'The proposals were not in the interests of the UK'...

Lib-Dem Leader, Clegg-Iron, Complains ..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Of a splitting headache...

One Direction pulls out so The Grinch turns on Knutsford's Christmas Lights 0
Ian Searle 3 years
LHC team abandons quest for Homeopathic particle after Health and Safety scare 8
Gong of Fur 3 years

A massive surge of electricity brought Geneva to a halt yesterday as computers and trams crashed. The cause was an emergency shutdown at the nearby Large Hadron Collider, where panicking scientists...

"Fog In Channel. Continent Isolated," Says Cameron 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..The old jokes can still be the best...