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Johnnie Marbles wins Harper Collins book deal from its grateful proprietor, Mr M 0
ronseal 3 years

Harper Collins bosses were so pleased with Johnnie Marbles dramatic stunt that they've offered him a book deal. In fact, the proprietor of the company, a Mr Murdoch, personally wanted to thank Mr ...

Mommy, Charlie hid my laptop,they found it, oooooooooooooooooooooh 0
guffaw 3 years
Radio 4 Broadcasts Smuggest Afternoon Play Ever 12
Quaz 3 years

Champagne corks were popping in the Radio 4 studios, Hampstead, Islington and Notting Hill as Radio 4 broke the all time record for smugness with their middle class Environmentalist radio play...

McIlroy ex girlfriend blames split on his swinging obsession 0
charlies_hat 3 years
UKUncut's next stunt could be to occupy Grace Bros and bash up young Mr Grace 0
ronseal 3 years

Following the success of the attack on Rupert Murdoch, speculation is rife over the next target for revolutionary fervour. Grace Brothers Department store has beefed up its security, in anticipation...

Popular US proctologist "hasn't an enema in the world" 0
JohnA 3 years

Thank you and goodnight...

Eric Pickles complains of being “under-satirised” 1
nickb 3 years

Community Secretary Eric Pickles launched a scathing attack on the entertainment media, talking to constituents in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. “I am constantly disappointed by the low levels of...

Disgraceful Scenes at Phone Hacking Committee Meeting 0
Drylaw 3 years

It was to be the event of the political year today as finally a group of elected MPs got the chance to grill Rupert Murdoch and his son James on their stewardship of News International during the...

New remote-igniting brooksack: perfect for weekend getaways 3
3 years

Do you feel the weight of the world news on your shoulders? Is the burden of proof too much to bear? Do you have a laptop that contains evidence that you lied to the Commons Select Committee? Well...

Agoraphobic gay; "scared to come out" 7
beau-jolly 3 years
Government To Issue Afghan Troops With Shaving Foam 0
Deimos 3 years

Liam Fox has announced that rather than issuing troops with expensive guns and ammunition, in future British troops will be issued with shaving foam. Recent tests have shown how effective this new...

Murdochs take revenge on foam attacker by publishing his voicemails 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Unexpected policy u-turn caused by 'problems with the steering committee'. 1
writinginbsl 3 years
Wendi Deng to take on Wladimir Klitschko exclusively on Sky Sports. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Rupert Murdoch admits to taking advice from a Mrs Heep. 1
writinginbsl 3 years

pie, anyone?...

Murdoch attacker 'Disappointed by performance of revolving bow tie" 0
antharrison 3 years
Ambrosia to sponsor future Murdoch interrogations 0
antharrison 3 years
Norman Tebbit already in talks to play Murdoch in phone-hacking scandal movie 1
Leeboy007 3 years
Gay Agoraphobics find it difficult to come out 4
Iamthestig 3 years
Murdoch to call Hannibal, Face and BA as surprise key witnesses 1
Leeboy007 3 years

He loves it when a plan comes together...

Aged Australian confused by gentle probing. 0
DiY 3 years
Hackers improve The Sun’s website 2
Christopher Frost 3 years

Computer hackers have added to Rupert Murdoch’s misery by removing pornographic images from The Sun’s website and rewriting its articles in an unbiased fashion. Performing the kind of makeover...

Keyser Sose tears off Rupert Murdoch mask and says 'it was me all along!' 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Large Canadian oak tree in talks to play Steven Seagal in movie biopic 0
Leeboy007 3 years
NotW Whistle-blower may have been hacked to death 2
beau-jolly 3 years

I see dead people...

Tevez adds further insult with 80s mixtape answers 0
f0zz 3 years

On-off Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez angered club officials yesterday after he refused to take his earphones off during a press conference. "Oh the night is my world," the striker declared,...

Minister asserts 'Hacking badgers is completely different' 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Murdoch undaunted as Commons grilling clashes with 'take your kid to work' day 0
f0zz 3 years
Sir Cameron Macintosh premieres new musical "That's Not the Way to Do it!" 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have been chosen by theatre impresario, Sir Cameron Macintosh to star as Punch and Judy in his latest musical extravaganza “That’s Not the Way to Do it.” The...

Ross Kemp says he now understands folly of asking Rebeccah Brooks... 0
ianslat 3 years

‘did you get my voicemail?'...