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Shay Given named in goal for Steve Harper Newcastle testimonial 1
kga6 11.09.13 1:10pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Manuel actor admits to half a dozen affairs with satanists

Neat-o. Sun headline writers dream...

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charlies_hat 11.09.13 1:03pm
charlies_hat
Labour leader vows to become less confrontational "Ned Miliband" 1
Scronnyglonkle 11.09.13 12:43pm
Tripod
End in sight for Weatherfield’s MOT backlog... 7
Tripod 11.09.13 12:25pm
Tripod
The 'naughty step' has been found innocent

The verdict came after several weeks of deliberation by the jury who had been 'sent to its room' and asked to 'think about what it had done'. When he finally emerged from court, Mr Step, as he now...

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Ian Searle 11.09.13 12:11pm
Ian Searle
HS2 now available with extended warranty for only £15bn p.a. extra 0
Arthur 11.09.13 11:40am
Arthur
669: the number of the beast with two backs 0
beau-jolly 11.09.13 11:33am
beau-jolly
Inverted satanist accidentally calls emergency services

Variation on Flugelbinder's neat-o effort...

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Sinnick 11.09.13 11:30am
Sinnick
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Arthur 11.09.13 11:29am
beau-jolly
GP reported to GMC for not secretly photographing female patient

Sarah Ardle, 47, from Aldershot in Hampshire, has reported her GP to the General Medical Council for not secretly photographing her in her underwear. She told the GMC that she had visited her GP, 27...

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John Wiltshire 11.09.13 11:24am
John Wiltshire
Man with 665 phone number getting fed up with calls from drunken satanists 0
sydalg 11.09.13 11:22am
sydalg
Ben Affleck urged to handover Batman mask and weapons amidst worldwide pressure

Movie buffs across the world are ramping-up pressure on romantic comedy star Ben Affleck to put his Batman mask, Batmobile and weapons under international control to have them destroyed or passed to...

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Jesus H 11.09.13 11:12am
Jesus H
Disgraced weatherman leaves TV station under a cloud 0
sydalg 11.09.13 11:04am
sydalg
Proctologist admits taking work home "may have contributed" to marriage breakup 0
sydalg 11.09.13 10:45am
sydalg
Jay-Z Admits To 666 Problems But A Beast Ain't One 0
Flugelbinder 11.09.13 10:11am
Flugelbinder
Cricket umpires to be replaced by hatstands... 0
Tripod 11.09.13 9:51am
Tripod
Dyslexic Satanist Blamed For Increase In Emergency Calls

Neat-O And for what it's worth, I think stands up on its own as a headline :)...

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Flugelbinder 11.09.13 9:49am
Flugelbinder
Unemployment figure drops since Public Sector Statisticians put on zero hours!

More to follow...

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wobbul 11.09.13 9:39am
wobbul
PPI phone calls force the number of the beast to change to 668

someone had to say it Neat-o dude...

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Scronnyglonkle 11.09.13 9:26am
Scronnyglonkle
"Bashar" Assad says, "School nickname means people get the wrong idea about me" 0
Scronnyglonkle 11.09.13 8:31am
Scronnyglonkle
Al-Qaida to use new Miley Cyrus Video in Recruitment Drive

“Talk about morally bankrupt,” said Abu Akthar Al-Zahari, head of Al-Aqaida’s Infidel Popular Culture Research Unit, and the man behind the latest effort to increase the organisation’s rank...

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Ablative Fabsolute 11.09.13 8:18am
Phillip Fillop
Ed Milibands Labour Party key note conference speech leaked

“Some people call me the faceless cowboy, some call me the gangster of duff, some people call me David, cause they think that I am my bruv. People talk about me saying I’m doing it wrong all...

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Scronnyglonkle 11.09.13 8:14am
Scronnyglonkle
“Apple must really hate me” says Apple fanboy...

Stephen Cox, 15, from Coventry, is unimpressed by Apple’s new offering, the iPhone 5S, and is taking the gadget’s launch as a personal affront. “It’s just the iPhone 5 with fingerprint...

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Tripod 11.09.13 7:47am
Tripod
KPMG Report claims HS2 will be faster than email

more later...

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rogerg 11.09.13 6:49am
rogerg
US to deploy Dr. Phil for psychological warfare against Bashar 0
Dumbnews 11.09.13 5:56am
Dumbnews
Government admits the 'coalition' was just an elaborate YouTube hoax

Former school chums David Cameron and Nick Clegg have admitted the 2010 General Election result was a fake which they shot on home video in David's bedroom. The clip shows Nick 'working' - gyrating...

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Ian Searle 11.09.13 5:49am
Ian Searle
Zuckerberg to solve Syrian crisis by changing everyone's profile picture 0
Dumbnews 11.09.13 5:30am
Dumbnews
World Champion clairvoyant "knows palms like the back of his hand" 0
AReader 11.09.13 5:26am
AReader
Anniversary of 9/11 used to score points on social media

Special events took place across the globe today to commemorate the extraordinary human suffering and lost that occurred 12 years ago in New York City. The attacks on the World Trade Centre, the...

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Hooch 11.09.13 12:19am
Hooch
Study: Foil headgear significantly reduces likelihood of alien abduction

Scientists at Leuven university have discovered that aluminium foil helmets offer wearers protection from aliens. In a test carried out in Belgium over 2 years, not a single participant in the study...

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Silver 10.09.13 10:15pm
Silver