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NRA in 'Royal Patronage' talks 1
Dick Everyman 23.01.13 10:47am
Boutros
Cameron to offer a "Shake it all about" referendum

That's what its all about...

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Rootin Tootin 23.01.13 10:45am
Rootin Tootin
Cameron promises referendum on invading Europe

‘I suggest we start with Poland as a warm-up and then onto Holland, Belgium, and France’ said David Cameron in a Brussels speech not aimed in any way at UKIP supporters. ‘It goes without...

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Yikes 23.01.13 10:44am
Yikes
Policeman tells castrated burglar ‘you’re nicked’ 0
Yikes 23.01.13 9:48am
Yikes
Prince Harry had three confirmed ‘kills’ in Vegas

Prince Harry has admitted in an interview that his training as an Apache helicopter pilot and gunner was invaluable when it came to disposing of three dead hookers in Las Vegas. Discussing the many...

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Darkbill 2.0 23.01.13 9:28am
Dick Everyman
Denture venture to mine celeb 'grills' for precious metals announced

Deep Space Industries have joined the race to reclaim precious metals from the decorated mouths of celebrities after pulling out of a venture to mine asteroids, which on reflection, were further away...

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kga6 23.01.13 9:03am
kga6
UK Porn industry welcomes prospect of "In-Out" referendum 0
moanygit 23.01.13 8:54am
moanygit
Cameron's EU speech: France welcomes opportunity to tell UK to "Fuck right off"

more later...

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dvo4fun 23.01.13 8:06am
dvo4fun
Sod Eu, You B'stard Britains and yew can have my goat say's Cameron

Bloody typo I said Vote !, "What a lying Tosser" claimed Hilbert McBiggins - a local tramp to Westminister albeit slightly disturbed by a new helipad and a new species of wildlife thrown into his...

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Tess Goes 23.01.13 2:04am
Tess Goes
Tom Daley has been over working, he's decided to become Tom Weekly. 1
Ian Searle 22.01.13 11:00pm
antharrison
Spitfires could be under a toilet in Peterborough, claims toilet superintendent.

A toilet superintendent from Peterborough has spent his life savings excavating under the toilets where he works in search of 89 Airfix spitfires allegedly buried by his brother 44 years earlier....

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Boutros 22.01.13 9:51pm
Boutros
'My dog's got no nose'. 'How does it smell?' 'Using nanobot technology

It was expensive, but he's worth it...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 9:37pm
Idiot
Ed Milliband offers to smother Thatcher for charity

It's the least I can do says Ed Milliband, holding a pillow. Love to see a picture for this! Perhaps Mr Milliband is standing looking menacing with a good old honest pillow in his hand, and Thatcher...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 9:31pm
Dick Everyman
Rock salt tops NME favourite condiment poll 0
BAJDixon 22.01.13 8:56pm
BAJDixon
Redcar residents disgusted with Sandiford for only smuggling 5 Kgs 0
antharrison 22.01.13 8:52pm
antharrison
NHS to recruit more voluntary reserve doctors and surgeons

Following the lead set by the armed services, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has announced that the NHS will welcome an additional 20,000 voluntary reserves to replace those trained professionals being...

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antharrison 22.01.13 8:49pm
antharrison
Irony as thinnest tablet leads to obesity!

And sore thumbs...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 8:36pm
Truebiscuit
Tree file upset with constant abuse 1
One Line Only 22.01.13 8:23pm
sigmund
Prince Harry kills Taliban fighters on hardest setting of Playstation 3

Prince Harry has returned from Afghanistan saying his latest tour of duty was his best yet, and while he was looking forward to some R & R, he was keen to get back to the action on his...

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Yikes 22.01.13 8:10pm
Yikes
Afghan Army cuts to be made by giving third of soldiers masks to wear with a pic

ture of Prince Harry's face on the front of them so they look like him...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 8:06pm
Truebiscuit
Bitterly cold winter is snow joke for the dead

But completely ice for skaters...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 8:03pm
Truebiscuit
Prince Harry demands tweed helicopter for next season's peasant shoot

And a prostitute to hold his wanger...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:34pm
Truebiscuit
Drug smuggling granny would rather 'do the cokey hokey'

Than be machine gunned to death with justice bullets...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:32pm
Truebiscuit
Queen complains to France: 'ones kent smells orf gallic'

And of privilege...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:29pm
Truebiscuit
Source of south coast 'beach stench' tracked down...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/littlecock_zpseaefe693.jpg...

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pinxit 22.01.13 7:26pm
dvo4fun
Norwegian cheese fire causes traffic jam

And those little pots of flora...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:25pm
Truebiscuit
Elvis found in Memphis grave

Covered in spunk and crisps...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:12pm
Truebiscuit
Foul smell coming from France ...

This one really does write itself...

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Kramaring 22.01.13 5:16pm
Lucy4
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medici2471 22.01.13 5:05pm
medici2471
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charlies_hat 22.01.13 5:01pm
charlies_hat