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QPR admit to having signed Joey Barton for profundity reasons only 0
ginty 25.11.12 8:14pm
ginty
Benitez acts decisively, as Torres is sold for three magic beans... 1
Tripod 25.11.12 7:09pm
custard cream
Continuity IRA finally end ‘dirty protest’. Kim and Aggie “relieved”... 0
Tripod 25.11.12 6:44pm
Tripod
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no more soon...

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dvo4fun 25.11.12 2:39pm
dvo4fun
England suffers from wind problem!

[size=10]WIND[/size]...

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Bourbon 25.11.12 2:26pm
Bourbon
'The Knitting' (3) comes to BBC Four

The third series of the Danish crime drama The Knitting will be broadcast on Saturday night on BBC Four. Detective Sarah Lund, wearing a cream-grey-brown V-pattern jumper that's almost low-cut, is...

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roybland 25.11.12 2:05pm
Squudge
Thousands of British motorists still think cars are amphibious

Thousands of British motorists believe their cars double as boats which can be sailed through streets filled with water. 'I just don't get it,' said Robin Doyle, a motorist for thirty years who...

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roybland 25.11.12 1:54pm
roybland
Council take Luke and Leia from Vader because of his support for The Dark Side

The Empire protests...

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Ian Searle 25.11.12 1:38pm
Squudge
Osborne warns of Christmas 'Scrooge lapse'

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is to warn the country not to succumb to a 'Scrooge lapse' this Christmas. 'I'm a great admirer of Ebenezer Scrooge,' said Osborne, 'and he's the perfect...

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roybland 25.11.12 11:44am
roybland
Old Trafford cordoned off as naked mystery man squats on Ferguson statue

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pinxit 24.11.12 11:24pm
Ironduke
Compulsory fostering to UKIP members announced in order to prevent them breeding 0
TheNewsWalrus 24.11.12 10:43pm
TheNewsWalrus
Larry Hagman "to be buried inside giant bottle of Scotch"

Its what he would have wanted...

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AReader 24.11.12 9:15pm
AReader
Dallas police seek Cliff Barnes over death of local oil man. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:56pm
MADJEZ
Arafat coffin to be exhumed. And then fired at Israel. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:49pm
MADJEZ
BNP foster parents send children to Africa. Only one way unfortunately. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:48pm
MADJEZ
Appeal for missing Derbyshire man decends into farce...

At the Police press conference today for missing businessman Mike Hunt, proceedings had to be adjourned after fits of giggles erupted. Policewoman Janice Smith was repeatedly asked to repeat her...

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misterjingles 24.11.12 6:06pm
Scroat
Ludlow Council chiefs under fire over Arms Market plans

The sleepy Shropshire town of Ludlow has come under fire from residents, market traders and local shops following plans to hold a regular Arms Market in the town square. The plans were announced at...

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Dick Everyman 24.11.12 5:24pm
Dick Everyman
Weight of Chelsea manager statues breaks conveyor belt mechanism 0
antharrison 24.11.12 4:53pm
antharrison
Council places young nazis with the Camerons 0
antharrison 24.11.12 4:45pm
antharrison
Couple from up North lose foster children from down South

Rotherham Council are to investigate why three children from down South were removed from a foster couple who are from up North. Rotherham's Director of Children and Young People's Services, Joyce...

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roybland 24.11.12 4:44pm
custard cream
Summit produces nowt 12
charlies_hat 24.11.12 1:51pm
charlies_hat
Man breaks 'World's Largest Poo' record...

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pinxit 24.11.12 12:34pm
pinxit
Use of foot spa more than once earns place in Guinness Book of Records... 0
Tripod 24.11.12 12:07pm
Tripod
WW2 pigeon message may be in pidgin English says GCHQ 1
roybland 24.11.12 11:45am
Squudge
J Aren't

No more soon...

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Not Amused 24.11.12 11:22am
Not Amused
Foster children relocated as parents exposed as 'Santa Non-believers'

Two foster children have asked to return to an orphanage after discovering their foster parents do not believe in Santa Claus. The parents, approved for fostering for seven years now, were 'unmasked...

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kga6 24.11.12 10:55am
kga6
Fifa may hire Large Hadron Collider to measure 'Fergie time' 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:50am
roybland
Arafat exhumation triggers new Chernobyl fear 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:41am
roybland
Who killed LH? cliffhanger to be answered in forthcoming episode 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:34am
roybland
Man shrugs off scratch on his iPhone 5

A twenty-one year old Brighton man has shrugged off his discovery of a scratch on the back of his iPhone 5. 'I can't say I'm freaked out about it,' Brendan Bates told friends. 'One can expect to...

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roybland 24.11.12 10:01am
riesler