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Queues for iPad Mini 20% shorter than for iPad... 0
Tripod 02.11.12 11:01am
Tripod
Ryanair bans people who can read as woman ejected for carrying a book on flight

A spokesperson for the company is quoted as saying, "There is no place for intellectuals on our flights. Why do you think those emergency procedures cards are all in pictures? We work very hard at...

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Ian Searle 02.11.12 10:32am
custard cream
James Bond film franchise “to carry on until the end of recorded time”...

Even though there are no more Ian Fleming books to film, the success of [i]Skyfall[/i] means the James Bond film franchise is here to stay. Sam Mendes has signed up, on behalf of himself and the next...

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Tripod 02.11.12 9:46am
Tripod
Saville Enquiry: police arrest ‘Blockbuster’ in glam-heavy dawn raid

Police have made their second arrest following the allegations surrounding DJ Jimmy Saville, swooping on the Cambridge home of shadowy glam rock icon ‘Blockbuster.’ The 70 year old figurehead...

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Skylarking 02.11.12 9:16am
Oxbridge
Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope

In the first new sensational interview since thousands of alleged accusations about Jimmy Saville emerged, interviewed by Sir David Frost, the Pope admitted Jimmy Saville could have made a good...

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Reg Herring 02.11.12 9:13am
Oxbridge
Is Videotex on the way out?

-1055 miller road, Videotex HQ- Finally, with LTE poised to rake the market like a band of tiny Storm Troopers, Videotex's monopoly of text transmission over the UHF is coming to an end. Albeit,...

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Jake 02.11.12 6:50am
Jake
Comet to file for Administration, anytime between 7 a.m and 7p.m 5
virtuallywill 02.11.12 12:06am
dvo4fun
Tesco's wins "Best Online Marketing" award from British Wine Guzzlers Assn.

Even more soon...

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Maverick 01.11.12 11:45pm
Maverick
Oxfam shops in Comet stores take-over bid

In a possible last minute reprieve high street retailer Comet may be bought out by Oxfam in a deal which could create thousands of volunteer positions across the UK. In an email to staff Comet chief...

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Dick Everyman 01.11.12 11:17pm
Dick Everyman
"We were victims too" claim guinea pigs. 0
nickb 01.11.12 10:50pm
nickb
Trick or treaters given baby hedgehog crisps. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.11.12 10:47pm
dominic_mcg
Freddie Starr ate my.....

.[ you can fill in the rest for yourselves ]...

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deskpilot3 01.11.12 9:08pm
deskpilot3
Doubts as "Racist" Chelsea fan is observed peeling banana with his feet....

before picking fleas off John Terry and eating them...

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Jammydodgers 01.11.12 8:56pm
Jammydodgers
Working from home triggers massive surge in rows says study of 1.0000 homeworker

A comprehensive study of working from home has revealed that while men are generally reasonable their wives are a real pain in the arse. The study, which took in a sample of 1.000000000 homeworker,...

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ronseal 01.11.12 8:51pm
riesler
Hamster looked older claims Starr 1
Nowherefast 01.11.12 7:42pm
Squudge
USA hit by worst flooding in two weeks 0
Dumbnews 01.11.12 6:29pm
Dumbnews
Defence Secretary fears “Afghanistan gig may go to penalties”

With the war drifting towards the end of a somewhat lack-lustre extra-time, Philip Hammond has warned that the likely end will be every UK soldier’s worst nightmare – sudden death penalties. ...

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dvo4fun 01.11.12 3:18pm
dvo4fun
Police investigate 'racist gesture' at Chelsea

Police have started an investigation after a fan made what appeared to be a racist gesture during Chelsea's league cup tie against Manchester United. Pictures appear to show the man making a monkey...

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johnnydobbo 01.11.12 2:41pm
johnnydobbo
Toilet paper voice-over man “to try his hand at poetry”

The man whose soft Liverpool voice has long become synonymous with wiping your bottom, or your Labrador puppy’s bottom, has decided on an unlikey new venture. He’s started to write poems. ...

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nickb 01.11.12 2:38pm
pinxit
Common Agricultural Policy "should be posher" say Tories 0
nickb 01.11.12 1:44pm
nickb
Lucasfilm halves in value after Disney take it out of the box ... 0
Kramaring 01.11.12 1:38pm
Kramaring
"Walking with humans" is no. 1 on dolphin "things to do before you die" list

An extensive worldwide survey conducted by YOLO (Dolphin and Porpoise) plc. has found that walking with humans is now no 1 on dolphin bucket lists, beating the previous winner, "dick about aimlessly...

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jamsieoconnor 01.11.12 1:28pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Gastropubs on the verge of wiping out Hotpot from Pub menus

The once staple pub menu favourite the hotpot is on the verge of extinction after Gastropubs, Family friendly eateries and carvaries have all but replaced the traditonal country pub or soap opera pub...

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simonjmr 01.11.12 12:30pm
simonjmr
Curiosity Mars rover finds soil similar to Skegness's and Milton Keynes 0
simonjmr 01.11.12 12:08pm
simonjmr
Disney quick in attempting to quash UK Jedi religous order 0
simonjmr 01.11.12 11:44am
simonjmr
Rolf Harris Shagged my Dog..

More on that later...

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victimms 01.11.12 10:47am
victimms
Met well by moonlighting 0
Lucy4 01.11.12 10:40am
Lucy4
Sandy to be progressively downgraded to "a mild huff"

Throughout the week Hurricane Sandy has been down graded from Hurricane to storm via Cyclone and tropical storm. Metrologists are predicting that by the weekend Sandy will have been further...

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simonjmr 01.11.12 9:43am
simonjmr
Romney woos black voters with unpaid servant plan

At a press conference today, Mitt Romney made an audacious play for the black vote by outlining a scheme where each black family would be provided with an unpaid servant who would assist with cooking...

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Yikes 01.11.12 9:13am
Yikes
"Some Internet news stories fabricated" - claims found-alive Elvis

Recently returned to the living, the legendary singer Elvis Presley has announced that after spending the past 10 years looking at the Internet, some of the stories found there are not entirely...

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apepper 01.11.12 7:53am
arthurminnit