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Kingdom of the mole people seeks fracking injunction 2
nyarlathotep 29.10.13 7:07pm
Squudge
Satan denies any involvement with the Conservative party, threatens libel action 0
nyarlathotep 29.10.13 6:50pm
nyarlathotep
Isle of White Council disappointed over "not spied upon" claims 2
Bigglesworth 29.10.13 6:14pm
Bigglesworth
Have you got a Clubcard? No luv! This is Shoplift Tesco

Only a month after their record breaking release hit the shelves, Rockstar North, creators of the Grand Theft Auto series, have been quick to unveil the next instalment in the crime-packed video game...

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Robopop 29.10.13 6:14pm
Robopop
Scotland and Northern England Responsible For Torrential Rain in South... - 2

due to pissing themselves laughing at the reaction to weather they'd describe as 'A wee bit breezy', advise south to man the fuck up and get on with it...

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The All New Jeni B 29.10.13 6:06pm
FOAD
EDL Leader Ousted After Reporting Enjoying Black Comedy 1
Flugelbinder 29.10.13 5:53pm
bonjonelson
Energy companies blaming energy bills on "rising cost of policitians"

When grilled in parliament today, the spokesmen for the big six energy companies blamed the rising cost of politicians. "We are competing in the global wholesale market for politicians" said one...

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steve_l 29.10.13 5:15pm
steve_l
New Plan For HS2 To Be Built By The French & Funded By The Chinese 1
Titus 29.10.13 4:58pm
NewBiscuit
Tougher sentences for dogs - now to include verbs

Technically "[i]Sausages[/i]" didn't constitute a complete sentence, argue English teachers...

0
NewBiscuit 29.10.13 4:32pm
NewBiscuit
Qatar to stage Dancing on Ice World Cup 0
custard cream 29.10.13 1:52pm
custard cream
Royal Mail deliveries a 'postcode lottery' claim critics 0
custard cream 29.10.13 1:50pm
custard cream
Blockbuster enters administration after failure of their "empty store" policy. 0
dominic_mcg 29.10.13 1:29pm
dominic_mcg
H2S stinks 0
medici2471 29.10.13 12:50pm
medici2471
Samsung launches "Fake or Real?" suntan app. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.13 11:36am
Al OPecia
Writing for NB "Slightly Less Time-Wasting Than Wanking" Say Homeworkers 8
deceangli 29.10.13 9:44am
Robopop
PM hails pilot of energy bill reduction scheme

The Prime Minister David Cameron today hailed the success of a pilot scheme designed to help people with soaring electricity bills. The scheme trialled across the south and east of England involved...

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johnnydobbo 29.10.13 9:37am
johnnydobbo
Woman who consumes fabric conditioner denies she is Comfort eating 2
John Wiltshire 29.10.13 9:20am
John Wiltshire
Man Who Stayed Indoors During Gales Condemned As Draft Dodger

Hat tip to Squudge...

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Titus 29.10.13 9:16am
Wrenfoe
Energy companies to become more transparent so MPs can't see them

And ask awkward questions...

1
Ian Searle 29.10.13 9:03am
deceangli
Shoesmith To Become England Manager : Resilience to Failure "Inspirational"

The Football Association has named Sharon Shoesmith as the next England manager, following today's court announcement that her management of Haringey Council's Children's social work team was...

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deceangli 29.10.13 9:01am
deceangli
US accepts need for "constraints on intelligence", taps Boris Johnson's phone

the in-a-nutshell version...

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Sir Lupus 28.10.13 11:32pm
Sir Lupus
London To Be Awarded George Cross for Braving 2013 Storm

For only the second time in history, an entire community is to receive the George Cross. The first recipients were the people of Malta, who endured near starvation as the Nazis blockaded their isalnd...

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deceangli 28.10.13 10:50pm
cinnahmon
Energy bills slashed as South East wind turbines increase production 1
Coco 28.10.13 10:45pm
Titus
Cross-dressers put cocks back 1
Squudge 28.10.13 10:21pm
sponge finger
White House resolves to respect CIA's privacy in future

The White House will "absolutely" keep its surveillance operations private in future, spokesperson Jon Jones confirmed today. The announcement follows revelations that US secret services had tapped...

0
Sir Lupus 28.10.13 9:48pm
Sir Lupus
Qatar denies corruption after successful Winter Olympics bid 2
antharrison 28.10.13 9:47pm
apepper
Alex Salmond: "After the storm in England, not nearly enough were killed"

I wouldn't be surprised...

0
AReader 28.10.13 8:17pm
AReader
Londoners shocked by "plant pot massacre"

As this reporter travelled through the streets of Hackney, he was met only with with a wall of silence, pierced by sobbing cries of "My Geraniums, my geraniums..". Mrs Hunter is one of the many...

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tomholder 28.10.13 7:49pm
tomholder
Second-Hand Car Dealer Prosecuted For Putting Clocks Back 0
Titus 28.10.13 7:25pm
Titus
Morrissey to sue himself after autobiography exposes him as compete tosser 4
ronseal 28.10.13 7:12pm
Squudge