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Lord Archer re-enters public life as Daily Mail fact checker

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apepper 13.05.12 5:58pm
apepper
350,000 Manchester City fans at the Etihad stadium as City claim title

An estimated 350,000 Man City supporters were present yesterday at the Etihad stadium to watch Manchester City lift the Premier League title. The crowd figure is based on the number office workers...

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Mandy Lifeboat 15.05.12 6:30am
arthurminnit
Bookmakers install Manchester City as favourites for 2056 Premier League title 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.05.12 5:27pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Bangla Desh government announces new austerity measures. 0
Maverick 13.05.12 1:30am
Maverick
Greek President looking for a donor. 0
Maverick 13.05.12 1:26am
Maverick
Metropolitan Police to outsource training to Taliban. 0
Maverick 13.05.12 12:55am
Maverick
MP Begbie in Leveson furore

Lex Begbie, Labour MP for Dumbarton West and holder of the largest current parliamentary majority (65,000), took the oath and took the stand in front of the Leveson Inquiry today. Mr Begbie sipped a...

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Drylaw 12.05.12 10:39pm
Drylaw
Dogs Officially Better Than Humans Says Public

Pudsey and your woman’s win in Saturday Night’s Britain’s Got Talent Live Final is proof than dogs are better than humans, was the verdict of animal lovers everywhere., Peta member Sharon...

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Hooch 12.05.12 10:23pm
Hooch
Government scraps fighter plane order - buys exploding underpants instead. 0
deskpilot3 12.05.12 9:38pm
deskpilot3
Britains Got Talent winner in bone-hacking scandal

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pushmoocat 14.05.12 1:18pm
bonjonelson
Critics pan new Greek drachma for poor direction and lack of leading man 0
charlies_hat 12.05.12 7:47pm
charlies_hat
Too many actors employed as Singing In The Rain remake is "overcast" 0
seymour totti 12.05.12 7:30pm
seymour totti
Lapdancer stripped of pole position

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Gary Stanton 12.05.12 7:10pm
Gary Stanton
Jeremy Hunt "has to resign three times"

Culture secretary has thrown government lawyers into chaos. A number 10 source said, "Technically, he should resign at least three times, maybe four. It's difficult to see how that's going to...

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apepper 12.05.12 5:43pm
Michael Fish new heir to the throne

In a bizarre twist, Mr Charles Windsor (the weather forecaster formally known as Prince) has exchanged jobs with Michael Fish (now to be known as Prince Michael of Hurricane or, less formally, the...

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apepper 12.05.12 10:19pm
Drylaw
Stable boy charged with grooming. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.05.12 12:59pm
dominic_mcg
Second coming of Christ postponed as he is voted out in semifinal. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.05.12 12:55pm
dominic_mcg
Big Ben bongs 'a hit' in House of Commons gift shop.

After heavy promotion by radio and TV news programmes, Big Ben bongs have finally outsold Palace of Westminster teapots in the gift shop of the House of Commons. Annie’s Bar Punch came a close...

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nickb 12.05.12 12:52pm
nickb
Streatham man's Vauxhall Corsa to be deployed in Olympic terror fight

Streatham resident, Steve Gresham (23) is both ‘well happy’ and ‘gutted’ that the MoD will be deploying his ’51 plated Vauxhall Corsa Sport as a sonic weapon during the Olympics. Speaking...

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Mandy Lifeboat 12.05.12 12:01pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Leveson Latest: Bucket of Driven Snow takes the stand 0
Drylaw 12.05.12 10:51am
Drylaw
Stevie Wonder extortion latest; identity parade chaos

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apepper 12.05.12 10:47am
apepper
Kazakhstan release Sacha Baron Cohen movie – “Talentless Jewish Bast**d”

An unlikely consortium of the Kazakhstan government, wealthy gay businessman, the estate of Muammar Gaddafi, and the frat boys from the motorhome in Borat, have banded together to produce a satirical...

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Yikes 12.05.12 10:43am
Yikes
Lorne Spicer's voice to be deployed as 'sonic weapon' during Olympics 3
Haywood Manley 14.05.12 7:09am
arthurminnit
Breaking news - Duchess of Cambridge wears frock, has dinner. 0
Maverick 11.05.12 10:30pm
Maverick
Proctologist's Association to launch social networking site - "Arsebook". 0
Maverick 11.05.12 10:28pm
Maverick
Government suggests we 'LOL' or rather Laugh Over Leveson 0
Underconstruction 11.05.12 9:43pm
Underconstruction
Maude Sold Shares In Jerrycan Manufacturers . . . Yesterday

More in 30 years time . . . via the National Archives...

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Terrance Clench 11.05.12 9:06pm
Terrance Clench
Robert Peston chosen to be the voice of Olympic Sonic Weapon 0
Boutros 11.05.12 9:03pm
Boutros
Rebekah's hairdresser always signed his texts to her with 'LOL' 1
bonjonelson 11.05.12 9:25pm
Scroat
Army Bagpipe Corp on standby to deploy "sonic weapon" at Olympics 0
grumblechops 11.05.12 7:34pm
grumblechops