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Under-age bullfight condemned as a "game of two calves" 0
sydalg 27.04.14 11:38am
sydalg
Man arrested at sperm bank for "quantitative easing" 0
sydalg 27.04.14 11:37am
sydalg
Represent UKIP? Say stupid things? Why not write for NewsBiscuit?

if it comes naturally...

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throngsman 27.04.14 11:27am
throngsman
Last American Passport Office Closes

The last office left in the mainland USA where American citizens could apply for a passport has closed, citing a ‘complete lack of interest.’, Americans, never enthusiastic about and usually...

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Conrod 27.04.14 11:04am
Conrod
John Paul I - 0, John Paul II - 1

Saint and Greavsie (Hat tip to apepper)...

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Coco 27.04.14 10:53am
Coco
Jamaica Inn sequel set to be filmed in Mumbles, Swansea

Cornwall relieved...

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Coco 27.04.14 10:07am
Titus
Toad To Be Sued By Policeman For Calling Him 'Fat-Face'. 1
Titus 27.04.14 10:05am
Dick Everyman
Easter Top Gear special 'Pope my Ride'

The BBC are advertising (every hour on the hour), a blockbuster Top Gear special filmed on Good Friday, to be screened on Easter Monday with His Holiness Pope Francis as the star guest. During an...

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Squudge 27.04.14 9:34am
GrumpyCat
Fergie chooses Moyes as face of new anti-wrinkle cream ‘Moyesturiser’ 2
farmer giles 27.04.14 9:19am
FOAD
Cornish granted protected stereotype status

With their funny accents and taste for pasties, the Cornish have been granted protected stereotype status by the Office for Racist Jokes. The body, which represents funny minorities in the UK,...

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Adrian Bamforth 27.04.14 9:13am
FOAD
Laughing about the holocaust 'not offensive to Jews', claims UKIP candidate. 2
electrelane 27.04.14 8:16am
electrelane
Ikea admit security cameras being used for "shelfies"

(Lots) more to follow...

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apepper 27.04.14 7:23am
Titus
Huge Crowds Worship As Ferguson And Moyes Both Canonised At Same Time 0
Titus 27.04.14 7:12am
Titus
Cardinal Sangreevesie becomes Saint Sangreevesie

More to follow...

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apepper 27.04.14 5:27am
apepper
Disney buys James Bond franchise, brings out 'Snow White and 007 Dwarfs' 1
sydalg 26.04.14 11:48pm
Titus
Introducing the 'Elsie' = a photograph of someone else

[Hat tip to, I think, the [i]Now Show[/i]]...

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Titus 26.04.14 11:00pm
Titus
Lerts to be culled

DEFRA confirmed today that Lerts are to be culled in an extension to the scheme introduced for badgers last year. 'Lert numbers have increased exponentially since the Seventies when they faced...

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throngsman 26.04.14 10:44pm
Titus
They think it's Valanova ... He is now. 2
rob box 26.04.14 10:26pm
electrelane
Vatican spring sale madness! Canonise 1 Pope get 1 free - offer ends 30th April! 0
bookiesfriend 26.04.14 8:12pm
bookiesfriend
Concerns raised about Cillit Pop! range of cleaning chemicals for the under 12s 0
cinquecento 26.04.14 7:15pm
cinquecento
I wunnerarrmassersfuckintickerrs me hearties

Hat tip to Titus for inspiration and Des Custard for unashamed goading. Confused? Then you're in the wrong room...

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throngsman 26.04.14 6:08pm
Titus
Pigeons deny friend killed in shooting incident "had feet of clay" 0
sydalg 26.04.14 5:12pm
sydalg
Tortoise tests positive for Ephedrine : Hare awarded the cup 0
camz 26.04.14 12:56pm
camz
Snooker news: pope defeats reason with miracle double cannon long shot 0
Actual Size 26.04.14 11:14am
Actual Size
God to relaunch dawn chorus on Monday.

Having poached a leggy bird to front it, the flamingo from the former BBC 1 station idents...

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Ian Searle 26.04.14 11:09am
Ian Searle
Russian troops playing chicken with Kiev

More soon says Putin...

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throngsman 26.04.14 8:19am
Wrenfoe
Giggs triumphal entrance threatened by shortage of palms in Old Trafford area. 0
beckfordburger 26.04.14 5:46am
beckfordburger
Second home owners demand Cornish Majority Status.

or possibly, Emmets demand Cornish Majority Status...

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AdrianJ 26.04.14 12:20am
AdrianJ
"Seeing much?" Russian separatists ask kidnapped military observers 0
camz 25.04.14 10:10pm
camz
Don't cap our bonuses, or the wankers who crippled us will leave say RBS

just an observation, that's all...

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throngsman 25.04.14 9:48pm
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