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Miliband: Labour's new policies delayed by snow. 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Assange: "It's pointless to use condoms. They'd only leak." 0
Matt T 3 years
South Korea exercise due to begin... 0
riesler 3 years

with a little light streching, then work the abs, quads and ICBMs...

Activists and nutters unite in opposition to ley-line widening scheme... 1
Doylem 3 years
Jessica Ennis consoled by winning “most shaggable nominee”... 1
Doylem 3 years
'BAA sarcasm' as 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles' shown nonstop at UK airports 0
pinxit 3 years
Wayne Rooney says Susan Boyles beautiful voice calms him ,especially after he's 10
Malcum eggs 3 years

just boned her...

School of Affronted Students seeks new entrants,send a one liner describing your 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Four Poofs and a Piano admit failure of 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Wealthy middle aged woman with 4 minutes to save the world chooses to make 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

pop video with toyboy instead...

Simon Cowell praised for paunching above his weight 2
ronseal 3 years
Gaga to promote safe sex campaing by wearing whole body condom 3
4ty2 3 years

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/18/article-1339747-0C867D8C000005DC-370_306x610.jpg. Pity she couldn't afford proper nipple shields...

Tories Re-Reinforce Their HQ.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.as commuters with pitchforks try to get to Westminster...

Divorce for woman whose adultery was betrayed by memory foam mattress 11
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Brian Andrews' suspicion grew after the recent purchase of a memory foam mattress and pillow. "The mattress was supposed to help me sleep but all the lumps and bumps were in all the wrong places. It...

If Royal Mail sold, stamps might feature “James Corden’s fat fucking arse”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Children “to be consulted” about porn websites... 0
Doylem 3 years

Ed Vaisey, Communications Minister, misunderstands his brief. “Thanks to the internet, pornography now reaches into the heart of our homes. This is one of the great things about the internet. And...

Obama beats 'lightweight' Cameron in Christmas drinking contest. 4
dogwheels 3 years
Obama: ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ replaced by “Ooh, wouldn’t you like to know?”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Vauxhall Astra, R-reg, £400 ONO, “genuine reason for sale”. Yes, it’s fucked... 0
Doylem 3 years
Christmas Threatened as Reindeer Unite behind Charismatic Red-Nosed Activist 0
Grover 3 years

With less than a week before Christmas Eve, North Pole sources are reporting that this year's delivery of Christmas toys may be postponed or even cancelled due to poor weather and an uprising among...

Mad Uncles and Aunts Prepare for 'Best Time of the Year' 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Furious bag packing is under way as eccentric relatives prepare to over stay their xmas welcome and inflict inappropriate jokes and behaviour...

Clegg: “Remind me again what the war in Afghanistan is all about”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Tory MP admits: 'I'm not gay'. 0
dogwheels 3 years

A senior Tory MP has admitted that he is not gay and in fact has a wife and three children in Berkshire. Junior minister Ben Overmore made the admission in an interview with a Sunday newspaper,...

London 'the TB capital of Europe' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

closely followed by VD. Win a great night out in London's flesh pots click here...

Tensions mount for Narcoleptics with only 365 more sleeps 'til Christmas 2
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years
“Nigerian deal no scam”, says multi-millionaire Brian Potts... 2
Doylem 3 years

“When did we all become so cynical?”, asked Brian, as he related the events which transformed him from humble postman to a man of considerable means. “I received a charming email, out of the...

City businessman sectioned after being snowbound for days 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Chas Allen, a financial vice-president with Bloomberg was detained under Section 9 of the Mental Health act after having to spend four days with his children and wife “Its madness” said Mr Allen...

Students too busy ice skating to riot 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

As trustafarian activists disperse around the world for the holidays the student protest movement peters out. European activists say, "How can we have anarchy if there is no one there to organise...

Govt trusts Foreigners to Own Royal Mail 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"If a chinese firm bought it and hired a load of migrants we would be happy with that. Ordinary people just don't understand how beautiful a market forces idea that is. It certainly gives me a hard...

Stores, shoppers, running “dangerously short of goodwill”... 0
Doylem 3 years