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RSPB: Garden bird population decimated as panic hoarding of starlings continues 0
Dragonman 3 years
Amazon Boss finds Apollo moon rocket engine, paint & instructions still missing 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

no news about missing link on Amazon website!...

Redknapp Turns Down Top Job 0
GillsImp 3 years

Tottenham Boss Harry Redknapp has turned down the chance to manage greggs. He commented the job was too hot to handle...

Boris Johnson urges "Top up when glass is half empty" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Unison Member caught eating Pasty 0
GillsImp 3 years

A Unison member was caught eating a hot pasty in a petrol station forecourt. Well there's how to take the heat from the situation!...

'Patsy lover' David Cameron defends VAT on zero-rated Nick Cleggs 0
3zincold 3 years

The PM spoke highly of patsies yesterday, saying how much he enjoyed them, especially those containing scapegoat...

Pastygate latest: Revenge is a dish best served at ambient room temperature 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Rumours of Unison Strike Next Week 0
GillsImp 3 years

There are unsubstantiated rumours circulating that Unison is going on strike next week. A spokesperson hinted that they don't want to fuel any more problems on top of what is going on but have no...

RAF and Army Tanker Drivers vote to join strike in protest at Government Idiocy 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

One Airforce chief was quoted as saying, "Government cuts have caused the military to loose it's first strike capabillity, this is the only language they understand in Whitehall, they are worse than...

PM retracts Pastie story remembers he bought Walls Conrinsh Icecream in Leeds 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Actress Donna Air to appear in court on Fraudulant Airline charges 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Former child actress and Gary Glitter favourite Donna Air appeared in court charged with duping customers into believing she was a fake low cost airline. Ms Air curely exploted her native north...

Health warning over new pasties that contain 20% saturated VAT 0
bonjonelson 3 years

big hat tip to weematt...

Man's Whitehall life, career, house, cabinet up for sale. 0
ianrbland 3 years

A complete new lifestyle beside the city could be yours, for £250,000. David Cameron, from Peasemore in Berkshire, is marketing his political party, six bedroom Whitehall mansion, principles, and...

Tories say "fill up your tank when half empty". Opposition say when "half full". 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Climate change denier refuses to admit the lawn needs mowing in March 4
Lucy4 3 years
Bashar Al-Assad advises army: "Top up your tanks" 0
ianrbland 3 years

More bombardment soon...

Greggs admits supplies have run dry after politicians panic buy pasties 3
ronseal 3 years
Simon update 0
waggy 3 years

A spoke person for Simon Cowell said all is back to normal after finding out that the intruder that broke into Simon’s bedroom didn’t steal any hair spray...

Stuart Lancaster named as next England rugby coach to be sacked 0
medici2471 3 years
Greggs new ACAS snack range. Can be sold after a suitable cooling off period 0
weematt 3 years

another variant...

Health Minister defends Pasty Tax." Cold pasties have a 20% lower VAT content." 0
weematt 3 years
Government, Media charged with 'Anti-Roguism' 3
Golgo13 3 years

With another senseless massacre in Afghanistan being blamed on a “rogue soldier”, the rogue community has stepped up its campaign against the vilification of rogues, staging a protest march from...

Greggs - Osborne Pasty dispute. Cooling off period agreed. 0
weematt 3 years
Hey.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Does anybody remember the name of that guy that wrote the book 'How to never forget another name or face again!'?...

Maude clarifies "..keep fuel in Jerry CARS in your garage; I've a Porsche & BMW" 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Osborne to introduce hot weather tax 0
Tomfinger 3 years

starting 1st November...

Confused Pope criticises US Lambada on Cuba 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

But was quite impressed with Salsa...

Albino's fear new government Pasty face tax 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

A spokesman blushed at the mention of the tax...

Drunken Tory Minister tells drivers "Store your Petrol & Diesel in a Jeroboem" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Majestick reports queues...

Government advice for accident witnesses; "crowd around, plenty to see" 0
apepper 3 years

The government has changed it's advice for accident witnesses. "Have a good look, there's lots to look at. Why not get on your mobile and call your mates round to get a real crowd going."...