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HMP Parkhurst's drama society to perform Jack & the Bean Stalker 8
Dick Everyman 26.11.12 8:44pm
custard cream
‘I was spent over the counter and then I was banked,’ claims used money. 0
malgor 26.11.12 8:22pm
malgor
Shoppers trapped in supermarket by over-stocked Christmas goods

Around 300 people became stuck in their local supermarket yesterday after a massive display of Christmas biscuits and confectionery was erected in the entrance foyer while they were shopping. The...

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Midfield Diamond 26.11.12 8:09pm
dvo4fun
'At least the SPOTY studio will be sparkling this year' say BBC bosses 0
antharrison 26.11.12 7:55pm
antharrison
Osborne - 'inspired by Vettel" - goes for triple-dip recession 0
dvo4fun 26.11.12 7:54pm
dvo4fun
Crap, site-specific artworks celebrate ‘the beautiful game’...

A statue of Sir Alex Ferguson - swearing at the referee in a display of crowd-pleasing petulance, and pointing angrily at his watch - has been unveiled outside Old Trafford. The artwork, called ‘A...

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Tripod 26.11.12 7:34pm
custard cream
Mild racism of all Grandparents plunges UK childcare system into crisis 1
charlies_hat 26.11.12 7:03pm
rikkor
Nick Clegg to Grow a Spine for Charity

Following the success of ‘Movember’, Nick Clegg has become the latest high profile figure to sign up for ‘Manuary’, a new charity event in which leading political figures will spend a month...

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TheNewsWalrus 26.11.12 6:51pm
Sinnick
New law to tackle mutual stalking introduced

New legislation introduced by the government which makes mutual stalking a specific criminal offence has been widely welcomed by campaigners. Mutual stalking, where two people obsess over each...

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jamsieoconnor 26.11.12 6:29pm
jamsieoconnor
NHS introduces self-service check-outs

In a new cost saving scheme to be introduced by the NHS in 2013, patients on the verge of death will no longer have to wait for lengthy periods of time to check out. Doctors and hard pressed nurses...

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Dick Everyman 26.11.12 6:26pm
Rowly
Canadian BoE guv'nor - what's that all aboot!!!

[size=30] ON THE MONEY [/size]...

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Bourbon 26.11.12 6:23pm
Bourbon
Britain’s Oldest Man A Virgin Subscriber

satire and serial killer documentaries make me laugh he says...

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Reg Herring 26.11.12 6:05pm
Reg Herring
Chelsea's Christmas manager to be flown in from Norway. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.11.12 5:59pm
dominic_mcg
West Ham shock at supporters grasp of history. 'Hitler's been dead for ages' 0
MADJEZ 26.11.12 5:08pm
MADJEZ
'Is it 'cos I is UKIP?' asks Rotherham foster parent 4
custard cream 26.11.12 4:12pm
Midfield Diamond
Nick Clegg in Foster Care Order shock

Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has become the subject of a Care Order under an extension of Section 31 of the Children Act 1989. The extension allows people over the age of 18 to be removed from...

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Dick Everyman 26.11.12 3:56pm
Dick Everyman
'overzealous' Lib Dems condemed after banning Tories from adopting UKIP policies 0
bonjonelson 26.11.12 2:36pm
bonjonelson
Chelsea has more managers than McDonalds.

[size=20] Chelsea managers should drive thru [/size]...

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Bourbon 26.11.12 2:07pm
Bourbon
Chocolate fondue dinners in overdue meltdown 0
26.11.12 1:57pm
First Great Western start rail replacement shipping service in the West Country. 1
PeterB 26.11.12 1:44pm
Tripod
Elton John claims he was mis-quoted. Said he needed a wee-wee at China concert.

More purile stuff soon...

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MADJEZ 26.11.12 1:01pm
MADJEZ
Ad: Trace your Norfolk relatives online at www.incestry.co.uk 4
brownpaperreporter 26.11.12 12:24pm
MADJEZ
Up North Library Staff Critised For Over-Sushing......

.As patrons' farts get louder...

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Jesse Bigg 26.11.12 11:47am
Dick Everyman
Scientists attribute recent high rainfall on "Weather Change"

It has been noted that stout weather change sceptics, the Canadians, were still wearing shorts today...

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gaijintendo 26.11.12 10:51am
gaijintendo
Swedish woman uninterested in sex fined for violating a stereotype

A Swedish woman who told a newspaper that she wasn't interested in sex has been fined for violating a stereotype. The violation of stereotypes is a serious offence in Scandinavian countries. A ...

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roybland 26.11.12 10:06am
roybland
Go Nad 0
medici2471 26.11.12 9:57am
medici2471
Weeping Alex Ferguson statue gains Vatican blessing

Vatican officials have recognised the religious significance of the new Alex Ferguson statue at Old Trafford. Monsignor Alberto Rivellino confirmed the 'Official Site of Religious Veneration'...

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custard cream 26.11.12 9:43am
Oxbridge
Latest austerity measures replace Greek National Assembly with a Self Assembly 0
brownpaperreporter 25.11.12 8:47pm
brownpaperreporter
Lib-Dems Trapped in a Coalition

Experts predict could take years to get out...

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Jesse Bigg 25.11.12 8:39pm
Bourbon
QPR admit to having signed Joey Barton for profundity reasons only 0
ginty 25.11.12 8:14pm
ginty