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‘My word, what a thoroughly nice young man the arresting officer was’

. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16986376...

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Midfield Diamond 09.05.12 1:36pm
Midfield Diamond
Brand glitch sees Launch of new Internet overnight sensation delayed to Q1 2013

The creation of the next big overnight success story, following an organic and spontaneous reaction to a bloke off the street who just happened to strike a chord with the nation, is to be delayed...

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ronseal 09.05.12 1:30pm
ronseal
Travolta hoping for happy ending to court action 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:46pm
charlies_hat
English Offence League plead not guilty 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:41pm
charlies_hat
American-English Defence League champions to issue new color kit in the fall.

Inspired by the words of The Mighty Thor...

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wallster 09.05.12 1:09pm
Thor
Holiday organiser that sells newspapers revealed as double agent 0
Sinnick 09.05.12 12:26pm
Sinnick
BBC Travel Show Crew Discover Tajikistan Hasn't Been There For 10 Maybe 20 Years 2
Textbook 10.05.12 2:11pm
Textbook
Queen to begin speeches with 'Any Americans in here tonight?'

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second has turned to top stand up comedy coach Logan Murray to help her inject a bit of levity into her public speaking engagements, after a disappointingly flat...

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ronseal 10.05.12 8:58am
Des Custard
Bean eating champion detained on suspicion of having explosive pants 1
beau-jolly 09.05.12 11:36am
beau-jolly
Underpants Bomber Debriefed By CIA 0
charlieworth 09.05.12 11:14am
charlieworth
Asian sex gang restaurant successfully turned around thanks to Gordon Ramsay

An Asian takeaway restaurant that was repeatedly failing its customers by plying them with alcohol and having sex with them has won its first Michelin star thanks to a strictly hands-on approach by...

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Gary Stanton 25.05.14 6:56pm
Oxbridge
Frustrated suppliers unable to bill Clintons 0
bonjonelson 09.05.12 10:58am
bonjonelson
Scots redouble efforts in search for doner kebab cancer cure

In what has been described as 'probably the largest clinical trial in history', the entire population of Scotland have for the last two decades been willing participants in one man's efforts to...

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Haywood Manley 09.05.12 10:46pm
The All New Jeni B
Cameron throws bucket of wee over Nick Robinson from top floor window of No. 10

The prime minister was today in further trouble after attempting to shoo Nick Robinson, the BBC Political editor, away from Downing Street by throwing a bucketful of urine at him from the top floor...

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Eskimo 09.05.12 10:22am
Eskimo
English Defence League criticise bad punctuation and sloppy grammar. 5
Thor 10.05.12 9:23am
Sinnick
Human rights activists demand end to Anglian Water Board

in clerical mix-up "We have to stop them inflicting this torture on ordinary people" says spokesman...

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Bismarck 09.05.12 9:50am
Bismarck
Lynn Truss slips into a comma following colon and period problems. 5
charlies_hat 10.05.12 4:49pm
Sinnick
CIA suicide bomber triple agent seeks tribunal ruling over unfair defusing 0
cinquecento 09.05.12 9:29am
cinquecento
English Defence League say there is a vas deferens between them and the BNP

no more later...

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virtuallywill 09.05.12 9:18am
virtuallywill
Boys refuse to play with German girl, or give toys back

Angela, 7, of Berlin was in tears today as two of her best friends, Nicolas and Evangelos, again failed to either play with her, or return her skipping rope and bouncy ball that she lent them some...

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Yikes 09.05.12 2:53pm
JohnA
Moonsheep.com launches range of kosher birthday cards 5
bonjonelson 10.05.12 9:18am
The Nage
CIA reveal Al Qaeda Yemini mole is Cat Stevens

Spyring has broken!...

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Scronnyglonkle 09.05.12 9:04am
Scronnyglonkle
Queen's Speech disappoints movie fans: "Colin Firth was much better"

"This was one sequel too far." says Michael Winner...

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ErikP 09.05.12 8:15am
ErikP
Study finds nobody cares about 99% of things others post on facebook

Even more ironic, I stopped caring about things I post...

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Dumbnews 09.05.12 4:05am
Dumbnews
On his 86th Birthday, Sir David Attenborough announces plans

for a new series entitled "Life in the Toilet" Filming will start in and around Wigan later on this year...

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Bismarck 08.05.12 11:01pm
Bismarck
Tally-ban to outlaw counting under sharithmatic law

There attempts to integrate poorly-derived religious verse into counting is madness" exclaimed one local shop keeper, Qu'dratic, "it just doesn't add up"...

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quango 08.05.12 10:40pm
quango
Weatherman admits that hurricane rumour was a wind-up 0
MrBen 08.05.12 9:35pm
MrBen
Man who thinks he is A A Gill 'in critical condition' 1
MrBen 08.05.12 9:42pm
Scroat
Runaway lovers Mr Cymbal and Miss Drums commit suicide at Beachy Head

Kerbumtish...

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JohnA 08.05.12 6:49pm
JohnA
Dinosaur Extinction caused by extreme IBS claim experts

Experts have finally discovered the main cause of the end of the dinosaurs and were surprised to discover that it was due to a global pandemic of Irritable Bowl Syndrome. Professor Mike Smith and his...

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Immunis 08.05.12 5:15pm
Immunis