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Native American smoke signals mainly emergency calls to fire station 10
Genghis Cohen 3 years

Said tribal elder, Talking Bull...

Triesman alleges four Fifa members sought "bribes", Fifa say 'What! Only four'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Experts baffled how Bin Laden passed his time locked up with three wives 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Microsoft's attempt to purchase phone company Skype put on hold 1
Screenie 3 years
Apple introduces lengthier way to send SMS to make you feel more important 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Secret recordings reveal development of Margaret Thatcher clones 1
QorbeQ 3 years

Voice recordings of Liberal Democrat MPs, secretly made by the Daily Telegraph, have revealed that 'imperfect copies' of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher are under development in the UK. The...

US face transplant man slammed for ‘crap goatee’ 0
jp1885 3 years
Study finds that people in prison don't re-offend 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

'Nuff said...

Mosely to have glass door fitted to toilet, rules human rights court 1
jp1885 3 years
FIFA to dispute Pakistan's top spot in world corruption league table 0
Mr Payne 3 years

A FIFA executive, speaking on condition of anonymity because his super injunction hasn't yet been confirmed, whispered in a corner yesterday that 'We have referred a large bundle of evidence...

German national anthem to be changed to fleetwood mac 4
MrG123 3 years

Following another formula 1 victory by Sebastian Vettel the German president Christian Wulff has decided to push for a change of the increasingly familiar German national anthem in favour of...

FA criticized for not offering decent enough bribes to get World Cup. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Hopes fade for lost Isle of Wight adventurers 5
Oxbridge 3 years

A party of three intrepid pensionsers who set out to climb up Shanklin Chine, a notorious natural gorge in the Isle of Wight, has not been sighted in over two hours. According to experts, the chances...

Annoying smug insurance company advert creates vicious backlash... 3
be reasonable 3 years

against fat opera singers. With compliments to ronseal., What about all those obscenely grating adverts from the banks? That one where the Halifax staff pretend to run a radio station makes me want...

Men with easy access to breasts better behaved claims report. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

A new report shows that men who can get breasts whenever they want are less likely to have behavioural problems. The study shows that they tend to be in a relationship and are less frustrated, less...

Moseley Refuses To Be Gagged 0
lord_wingnut 3 years

Max Moseley left court a beaten man, but vows to return...

TV product placement ‘great success’ according to report sponsored by Nescafe 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A report commissioned by Nescafe, makers of the Dolce Gusto coffee machine, a new and exciting way to enjoy deliciously stylish coffee, the first product to appear on TV under the new rules, and...

Rich to bypass exams and go straight to university 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Pay as You learn...

Max Mosley (son of fascist leader) complains of damage to family name. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Anti-English sentiment make Salmond change country's name to Amundsenland 0
acwanaut 3 years

Likely More Soon...

Vince Cable stolen and melted down for scrap. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Samoan goverment purchase the worlds remaining DeLorean stock. 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Eric Clapton's holiday nightmare gave him tears in Haven 0
acwanaut 3 years
'Jesus only joined family business to keep Joseph happy' claims Pope 0
acwanaut 3 years

Despite formerly supporting the theory that Jesus was happy as a carpenter, Wikileaks today revealed that the alledged 'son of god' was more devoted to his biological father's calling than creating...

Bin Laden not dead, just has super injunction 0
virtuallywill 3 years

no tweets in [s]heaven[/s] paradise...

Holiday resorts the world over frantically prepare for secret royal honeymoon 0
Basil_B 3 years

Nearly a fortnight after they got married, Clarence House revealed today that the Royal couple would go on their long awaited honeymoon but would not reveal where they are actually going. The...

Clegg admits Salmond face-transplant still won't make him popular 0
acwanaut 3 years
Wealthy Bankers concerned after mis-spelling probe reveals dubious practises 0
acwanaut 3 years
Nation's bullies consider rich possibilities of 'Clarkson fucks your mum' insult 0
Kuifje 3 years

The nation's bullies were rejoicing last night as a new insult was added to the playground lexicon. The insult; a classic 'your mum + X = imprudent sexual relations' formula, is nothing new, but...

Mafia turmoil after protection mis-selling probe announced 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years