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Portsmouth FC now financially too dodgy for Mafia investor 4
Immunis 3 years
Embarrassment for Cameron as Rosie Redknapp revealed to be Tory donor 1
button 3 years
Rosie the Dog takes charge at Pompey - 'Ruff times are rover' 1
Drylaw 3 years
Northern lights will reduce Scotland's carbon footprint. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Gervais hails 'mong' ruling a 'Major victory for cunts everywhere' 1
gaijintendo 3 years Gervais, who has been campaigning against other peoples feelings for years...

Housewife Mabel Blenkinsop receives Oscar nomination for 'The Ironing Lady' 0
JETFAB 3 years
Blue Peter presenter recaptured after 18 day chase through Antarctica 3
Immunis 3 years
Obese Community Irate over launch of Cancer Barbie. 0
jenkins 3 years

"It's just not fair", said a spokesperson from Obesity UK. "Little girls with cancer will be able to play with a bald Cancer Barbie, so why shouldn't little girls who suffer from obesity be able to...

4th Emergency Service downgraded by Standard & Poor to BB 1
Nails UK 3 years

Alcoholics Anonymous also likely to be reappraised...

Redknapp's lawyer proves legitimate payment of £200k to 'Brian Griffin' 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Aretha Franklin cancels wedding.'He wouldn't say a little prayer' 0
JETFAB 3 years
'More than just a gym' admits that it is, in fact, just a gym 0
Bravenewmalden 3 years

A fitness gym in Doncaster which used the slogan 'Barry's - More Than Just A Gym' had been forced to concede that a gym is exactly what it is. The admission came after Doncaster resident Ron Troves...

“Might be a tummy bug” results in Civil Servant's sixth Monday off sick 4
kimllfixit 3 years

Civil Service offices across the country are considering a massive deep-cleaning and health inspection as mysterious illnesses strike down many office workers on yet another Monday morning. 38 year...

Noel Gallagher slams NME award as "not sufficiently 'ighbrow" 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Tories Promise "No Bonuses and Wage Cut" for "Greedy" Jodrell Bankers 1
thisisall1word 3 years
snow globes to help in NHS shake-up 0
victimms 3 years
Drug mules to be shown sentencing leniency if their ass has been exploited 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Outcry as Hare Krishna’s perform setlist of all-new material at Oxford St show 11
Skylarking 3 years

Longstanding fans of the Hare Krishna sect – famous for their 1969 top 20 hit ‘Hare Krishna Mantra' – were in uproar yesterday as the group used their first show in two years - at London's...

Finger cuts off Paul Daniels 3
Mister F 3 years

Surgeons were baffled today by reports that Paul Daniels finger had finally had enough of the association and had cut him off. The finger, interviewed at a secret location stated, " I did 60 odd...

BBC announce series of 'StarTazering Live' with Brian Cox 1
charlies_hat 3 years

Phone vote for suitable contestants...

Ministers vote to increase benefits of the doubt for MPs 0
kga6 3 years
Newt Gingrich's Sudden Rise Explained 0
Textbook 3 years

as it is confirmed that the Rpublican stalwart has threatened to release a swimsuit calendar should he lose the nomination race...

Public unconcerned over erectile dysfunction in Westminster 0
tedweasel 3 years
“Mamma Mia may be secret undercover vehicle for Abba songs” say top scientists 0
antharrison 3 years

A group of scientists and codebreakers from Oxford University has shocked the theatrical community by suggesting that the hit film and musical Mamma Mia may be based entirely on songs written and...

Local outrage as Ventnor University plans to offer degrees in IT 0
grottymonty 3 years

The Isle of Wight's third largest university has caused shockwaves again by announcing a new range if qualifications to "better reflect the world around us". Local resident Albert Sidebottom raged,...

After short-lived solo career, Paul Daniels' finger rejoins rest of entertainer 0
Clarky 3 years
Arab League of Gentlemen to send monitors to Royston Vasey 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Blackberry’s management reorganisation delayed 24 hours by technical problems 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Balotelli’s Lancashire clog dancing ‘coming along nicely’ say City 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Benefits Cap 'most effective birth control method' for poor people claim govt. 0
charlies_hat 3 years