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Swedish women surprised by Assange's use of protection 0
medici2471 20.08.12 11:25am
medici2471
Post Office to remove post boxes from towns with no gold medallists. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 10:02am
cinquecento
Lloyd Webber guilty of harvesting clones of Michael Gove for face transplants 0
simonjmr 20.08.12 8:16am
simonjmr
Stop witch-hunt against middle-aged sex predators Assange tells US. 3
MADJEZ 20.08.12 8:08am
Yikes
314 British paralympians face DLA review 0
tedweasel 20.08.12 5:50am
tedweasel
Thatcher to mediate in South Africa mining dispute

34 new jobs already created...

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tedweasel 20.08.12 5:18am
tedweasel
Religious group hiking excursion gets lost due to broken moral compass 0
Dumbnews 20.08.12 5:01am
Dumbnews
Toy walkie talkie working range could reach 10ft by Christmas.

Toy technicians claim to have a working prototype walkie talkie set with an operational range in excess of 5 feet. But this is just the start. The holy grail of toy walkie talkies - a set that can...

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Boutros 20.08.12 12:11am
Boutros
Suspicions aroused as Julie's Mobile Plastic Surgery Van arrives at embassy. 0
dominic_mcg 19.08.12 9:42pm
dominic_mcg
Pesky kids expected to medal in paranomalympics

More to follow...

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apepper 19.08.12 7:47pm
apepper
Serious Omission in UK Rude Town List

Following the recent publication of the UK’s most popular rude town names, including such classics as Shitterton, Bell End and Cockermouth, rude town name afficionados are up in arms today as they...

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Reg Herring 19.08.12 7:23pm
Jesse Bigg
The Other One Inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

After years of playing in various bands The Other One has, at last, been given the recognition that many feel has been long deserved. Walking into Cleveland, Ohio’s Public auditorium last night...

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Smart Alex 19.08.12 4:27pm
Yikes
Palace sources - Queen Mother "still dead". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.08.12 2:22pm
Al OPecia
Dread Affliction Of Freeitis Attacks Thousands Of Internet Users.

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as ‘Freeitis’., Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person,...

0
19.08.12 2:11pm
'Male-safe routes' to be introduced to department stores

Men's rights activists are celebrating today, claiming "men up and down the country will no longer be subjected to having to walk through the lingerie department just to buy a sofa, or navigate...

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quango 19.08.12 1:35pm
nickb
Flatulent swimmer misses world record because of "wind assistance"

Paralympic swimmer, Arnold Buttok, has missed out on setting a new world record after officials said his 100m swim was wind assisted. Buttok was interviewed after the race; "Obviously I'm...

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apepper 19.08.12 1:31pm
nickb
Beggars must register for VAT, Osborne announces

George Osborne has announced sweeping reforms for tax rules relating to private donations to street beggars and sellers of The Big Issue. As of 1st April 2013, all licenced beggars must be...

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bonjonelson 19.08.12 8:54am
nickb
Becks not in Team GB, now Branson loses rail franchise. "Why us? asks public 6
dvo4fun 19.08.12 8:52am
nickb
Referees making most of changing room upgrades this season

The new Barclays Premier League season has begun, but it isn't just the fans with glee in their eyes. With women's football all the rage after London 2012, literally tens of ladies are quitting more...

0
kga6 18.08.12 9:13pm
kga6
Justin Bieber offered gig in Moscow Cathedral

Massive support from parents worldwide, teen girls not so sure...

0
RickH 18.08.12 1:22pm
RickH
Farmers at Muller blockade surprised when vat of raspberry sauce emptied on them

Now there's an image...

0
JohnA 18.08.12 12:25pm
JohnA
Footballer of very little brain pays £45,000 for a choc-ice.

More idiotic tweeting soon?...

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riesler 18.08.12 10:52am
JohnA
comm uni cation 0
button 18.08.12 8:13am
button
Lazy squash players agree to decide match based on who has worse excuses 0
Dumbnews 18.08.12 4:26am
Dumbnews
Beer named sixth major food group by NHS 0
thesilverflute 17.08.12 6:08pm
thesilverflute
No pussy discharge 5
medici2471 17.08.12 3:37pm
dvo4fun
Export bar on Picasso painting described as 'two-faced and half-arsed' 0
cinquecento 17.08.12 3:17pm
cinquecento
Groove not in the heart, study finds

German medical researchers have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, groove is not in the heart, but in the appendix. Long thought to be a vestigial organ, the appendix's true purpose was...

0
curiousmat 17.08.12 2:20pm
curiousmat
Foreign Office Sends Footage of Storming of Iranian Embassy to Ecuadorian Govt.

"Send in the SAS" says the Daily Mail...

0
cueball 17.08.12 1:46pm
cueball
Julian Assange granted political asylum in Celebrity Big Brother House

In a last ditch attempt to avoid extradition Julian Assange has sought refuge in the Celebrity Big Brother house and will now live under the protection of Coleen Nolan, Martin Kemp and Julie Goodyear...

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Ludicity 17.08.12 1:06pm
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