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Labour To Abandon All Press Curbs Provided They Never Mention Miliband's Dad

or the fact that he was a Marxist. (I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it...

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Titus 12.10.13 4:40pm
Titus
Miss Piggy and Kermit in 'furious split' after affair revelations

A badly-bruised Kermit the Frog was snapped this morning leaving the Penthouse Apartment in Sesame Street he shares with co-star Miss Piggy after a night of furious rows following the early morning...

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bonjonelson 12.10.13 4:06pm
bonjonelson
Badgers in Blondie tribute band opt to remove 'Cull Me' from sett list

More highly contrived news soon...

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Smart Alex 12.10.13 2:23pm
Smart Alex
US Government shutdown delayed to install updates 6
AReader 12.10.13 1:29pm
Oxbridge
Prosthetics manufacturer "on its last legs" 0
AReader 12.10.13 1:14pm
AReader
Agnostic terrorist fails to blow self-up in the name of confusion

A devout agnostic from London is said to have attempted to blow himself up on a southbound tube yesterday, but failed due to a lack of conviction. This is the first in a terrifying string of failed...

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TobiasBV 12.10.13 1:07pm
AReader
Venezuela orders ten million Dan Brown books from Amazon.com

Dan Brown books found to be "sensibly priced, easy to read and absorbent"...

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AReader 12.10.13 12:39pm
AReader
Refugee crisis deepens as Badgers flee war zone

Each night small groups escape the danger areas, shuffling along sniper alley (M4) towards temporary asylum in camps around Swindon, or “Hell on Earth” as it is often described. The refugees...

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rogerg 12.10.13 12:38pm
rogerg
Procrastination Day postponed until next week. 0
Boutros 12.10.13 12:28pm
Boutros
Historian who specialised in Eunuchs wins Nobel Prize 0
Scronnyglonkle 12.10.13 12:28pm
Scronnyglonkle
Cosmic Ordering Service goes into liquidation

In a shock announcement, the largest wish-list provider in the cosmos has been declared bankrupt, leaving many millions of customers unlikely to ever receive their orders. ‘This is the largest...

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Ludicity 12.10.13 11:22am
Jesus H
New horror flick shows holidaymakers eaten by vultures:' Carrion Camping' 1
sydalg 12.10.13 11:07am
godly1966
Electric chairs withdrawn from market due to static in upholstery 0
sydalg 12.10.13 10:45am
sydalg
The Cosa Nostra to bail out the US

The Treasury was pleased to announce that Paolo 'Crazy Eye' Calamari' would be extending a 'high-interest short-term loan' to the US, with the President's body to be 'offered as collateral'. Wall...

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Wrenfoe 12.10.13 9:19am
Wrenfoe
World wonders how we ever managed before the Higgs Bosun was found... 0
Tripod 12.10.13 9:02am
Tripod
Michael Gove now using time machine in war on children, reports Polly Toynbee 0
ronseal 12.10.13 7:57am
ronseal
Shock and Outrage As Peace Prize Goes To People Who Dismantle Weapons ...

instead of to an Asian schoolgirl campaigning for women's education...

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Titus 11.10.13 10:15pm
Titus
Vaticon denies typo

roMe later Hat tip to Flugelbinder...

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Coco 11.10.13 9:23pm
Coco
Grateful Kuwaiti plutocrats erect 300ft statue of Vince Cable

.., .. /// not that I'm bitter about my zero allocation //...

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pere floza 11.10.13 9:22pm
AReader
New BBC series "The Wonders of Brian Cox's expense accounts"

got to be near Attenborough by now...

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AReader 11.10.13 9:18pm
AReader
Ariel Castro in shock as Satan reveals that he's a militant feminist

if there's any justice...

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AReader 11.10.13 9:16pm
AReader
New Malcolm Gladwell book explores why people read him 0
Dumbnews 11.10.13 9:10pm
Dumbnews
Holy Trinity Becomes Foursome as Vatican Introduces Lesus

The Vatican has moved swiftly to 'pull' 6000 papal medals from circulation, declaring that the Pope's infallible status remains firmly intact in spite of the embarrassing misspelling of the name of a...

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Flugelbinder 11.10.13 8:59pm
AReader
Thousands of dead sinners sent to Hull due to typing error 5
sydalg 11.10.13 8:55pm
Maverick
Satan develops Repetitive Strain Disorder from singing contracts with ITV stars

The Devil has reportedly developed a serious muscular injury from the Sisyphean task of singing contracts with ITV stars. A spokesman from the pits of hell claims his unholiness has been so beset...

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TobiasBV 11.10.13 8:46pm
Maverick
Dan Brown ‘more enjoyable’ if read in a language you don’t understand

Million selling 'Author' Dan Brown has come forward to explain that the secret to properly enjoying his work is to read it in a language you aren't familiar with, and learn the language along with...

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TobiasBV 11.10.13 8:42pm
nickb
Lib Dems reject internet porn controls "for a friend". Plenty more soon. 0
Maverick 11.10.13 8:42pm
Maverick
15% of new benefits claims rejections "are for special knees"

People with special knees are less and less likely to make successful benefit claims, a new study shows. But welfare secretary Ian Duncan Smith has announced that only those with two or more affected...

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nickb 11.10.13 6:40pm
nickb
World traveler updates negative stereotypes with positive stereotypes 0
Dumbnews 11.10.13 4:54pm
Dumbnews
'Isle of Wight firefighters failing the needy' claims report

Hundreds of islanders are being left scared and vulnerable as a result of 'inappropriate' calls to the Isle of Wight's Fire Brigade. According to a report, which comes after yesterday's incident in...

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Robopop 11.10.13 4:29pm
Robopop