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| Cameron to ban crossbows in Red light districts | 7 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
woody | 3 years |
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| Brits claim Eurovision is irrelevant and stupid and we're not playing any more. | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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No more soon it's all fixed you know and they all hate us... |
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| Capello selects Japanese defenders for his World Cup strike force | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
TerribleTim | 3 years |
| Picture highlights of Eurovision 2010 | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/itvsouth/southern/continuity/southern_television_closedown_261277b.jpg... |
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| Scotlands largest Hindu temple is deep fried | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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mare later... |
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| 'Joan of Arc was a virgin', claims Daily Mail. 'We did France a favour' | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 3 years |
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To all French NewsBiscuitiers - Happy Joan of Arc Day!... |
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| Canadian general 'definitely not gay' says NATO spokeswoman. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 3 years |
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. but we cannot be sure of the Americans nowadays... |
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| Multi-millionaire Cambridge economics graduate and cabinet minister resigns | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
antharrison | 3 years |
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But still £900 a month was worth it to prove I'm not gay, which by-the-way I am, and everyone knew I was. Pancake... |
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| Tory MP comes out as straight | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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(With a nod to Mr Kitson)... |
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| Gay MP comes out as Lib Dem | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
euankitson | 3 years |
| Staffs. woman, 98, Oxford's oldest graduate | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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Ivy Crampington began her studies in 1948. Miss Crampington said: 'I'm over the moon and looking forward to a career as a vet, once I have done the training... |
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| Dear Newsbiscuit - Agony Aunts/Uncles needed | 10 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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I do not share a social life with my partner. We have separate bank accounts. Occasionally, after a few sherries on a Friday, we have a quick fumble on the stairs, but I certainly do not consider it... |
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| German trash Europeans | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Camp Freddy | 3 years |
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Germany has once again left the rest of Europe in ruins following a crushing victory over its neighbours late last night., Resistance was to prove futile., One by one the opposition fell to a... |
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| Revamped Concorde to take off from Paris: landing site not yet certain | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| iNob Frenzy: First Apple fans get their hands on their iNobs | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
afternoonslow | 3 years |
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Television presenter and avid Tweeter Stephen Fry was one of the lucky ones., As he came out with his purchase he said: 'Just to feel this is fantastic. It is a phenomenal nob. There's never been... |
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| Resurgence in doorstep milk deliveries thanks to UK armed forces | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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The British military are finally making inroads at reducing the number of improvised explosive devices found in Afghanistan after the implementation of 'Project Pinta'. The home-made bombs are... |
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| 'Lightbulb moment' as BP try pumping out oil instead of pumping in golf balls | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| BP set to plug leak with oil well platform, refinery | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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And I think I'll stop taking the piss out of them now... |
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| BP take advice from B&Q staff on 'bit of a leak problem' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Top kill fails, 'always sounded like a bloody stupid idea anyway' say public | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| BP to try PTFE tape on leak after hunting aimlessly for stopcock under sink | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Failing to brush your teeth 2 or 3 times a day will kill you say Colgate | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Facebook privacy changes keeps your hopes for political office untarnished | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Two artic bears suffering from Bipolar Disorder | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Jedward blame typo for their appearance at Dunkirk 'little ships' reunion. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Diff'rent Strokes star collapses as he finds what Willis was talkin' about. | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Hollywood faces apocalypse as Coleman's haemorrhage overshadows Hopper's tumour | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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RIP to a great actor (Dennis Hopper I mean)... |
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| Coleman suffers huge hemorrhoids after years of sitting down as sports presenter | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Iceland threatens 'cuddly' Eurovision singer with volcano-plug role if she loses | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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More political incorrectness soon... |
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| Nation marks anniversary of day when it was decided to mark anniversaries | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Greenianman | 3 years |
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Flowers have been laid and candles lit on the pavement outside Broadcasting House today to mark the solemn moment when, on this day 30 years ago, senior broadcasters first mapped out the schedule for... |
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