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Tsetse fly blamed for under-performing GCSEs

Today’s Queen’s Speech signaled a radical overhaul of the GCSE system in light of the recent discovery that the Tsetse fly has been spreading “sleeping sickness” amongst pupils. Boston...

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Wrenfoe 08.05.13 5:26pm
Wrenfoe
Queen appoints Sir Alex Ferguson as Prince Regent 0
custard cream 08.05.13 5:01pm
custard cream
Parts of Surrey gridlocked as fans congregate to discuss Ferguson loss. 3
reforse 08.05.13 4:51pm
Des Custard
Fergie's chewing gum admits retirement leaves a nasty taste in the mouth 0
irreverendJ 08.05.13 3:32pm
irreverendJ
Ray Harryhausen to be buried in glorious Technicolour 'stop-motion' funeral 2
AReader 08.05.13 3:24pm
Gålgö13
Next United boss was determined by Apprentice-style firings

The successor to Sralex Ferguson as the manager of Manchester United has been chosen via a series of elimination tests, resulting in many managers losing their jobs. Throughout the season, a large...

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Midfield Diamond 08.05.13 2:26pm
Midfield Diamond
" Day 3650 in the Big Brother house ....... " 1
rob box 08.05.13 2:18pm
reforse
Sir Alex Ferguson to become BBC pundit 0
joefall 08.05.13 2:11pm
joefall
Lottery winner with third testicle puts good fortune down to bonus ball. 4
sredni vashta 08.05.13 2:03pm
sredni vashta
Cartoon Dog successfully sues Buxom Female character for detatched retinas

*boingggggggggg*...

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gaijintendo 08.05.13 1:58pm
sredni vashta
Queen's Speech suffers stammer as Government promises to remove foreigners 0
AReader 08.05.13 1:52pm
AReader
Bloke gets old woman to do the talking

“Don’t get me wrong he ain’t racist or nuffink, but people who don’t belong here are gonna find it no fun next year what wiv hospitals refusing to give em so much as a painkiller unless they...

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nickb 08.05.13 1:41pm
nickb
White smoke over Old Trafford to herald new United manager

Moyes soon...

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johnnydobbo 08.05.13 12:59pm
Wrenfoe
Harry Redknapp realises his team was one man short

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67402000/jpg/_67402225_40a7128d-a747-4baa-a09b-3131a2fed4d9.jpg...

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Sinnick 08.05.13 12:48pm
Sinnick
Harry Redknapp announces availability as Premiership football manager 0
Sinnick 08.05.13 12:45pm
Sinnick
Iran's Nuclear Scientists to purchase 3-D printer 0
Sinnick 08.05.13 12:44pm
Sinnick
Paper on academic plagiarism 'copied from news article 20 years ago' 0
John Wiltshire 08.05.13 12:28pm
John Wiltshire
Paper on academic plagiarism 'copied from news article 20 years ago' 0
AReader 08.05.13 12:21pm
AReader
Crap Media Studies degree courses facing closure warn under-achieving academics

Scores of rubbish Media Studies degrees around the country are facing closure, according to the lecturers’ union NOPULU (Not Proper University Lecturers’ Union). The warning follows new figures...

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Skylarking 08.05.13 12:19pm
Skylarking
Fergie to carry on for another 7 minutes at end of season 1
Backup Brian 08.05.13 12:16pm
AReader
Alex Ferguson retires as manager but stays as changing room hairdryer

If it ain't broke...

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AReader 08.05.13 12:11pm
AReader
Misprint in instructions causes 3D printed gun to fire ink not bullets 0
AReader 08.05.13 12:07pm
AReader
Half of Manchester in state of mourning not seen since Hilda Ogden left Corrie 0
irreverendJ 08.05.13 12:06pm
irreverendJ
Alex Ferguson not to retire until at least 10 minutes of overtime 0
AReader 08.05.13 12:05pm
AReader
New anti-sarcasm legislation "work of genius" say critics. 11
sredni vashta 08.05.13 12:01pm
butagirl
World's first 3d printed gun misfires when nozzle becomes blocked.(2.1)

(expanded version with layout modified), Concerns about the ability of those with evil intent being able to “print” their own guns at home have been allayed somewhat by the limited success of...

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weematt 08.05.13 12:01pm
butagirl
Crisis at the FA - Prediction of loss of fines' earnings when Sir Alex Retires 0
camz 08.05.13 11:59am
camz
Queen's Speech: Ferguson to be deported. 0
waggers 08.05.13 11:45am
waggers
Sir Alex Ferguson denies night follows day

At a press conference today, Sir Alex Ferguson angrily denied that night follows day. 'That's absolute nonsense!' he stormed. 'Who told you that? Eh? Have I ever said that night follows day? No I...

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John Wiltshire 08.05.13 11:39am
John Wiltshire
Cleveland TV "may have overdone" it's Big Brother rip-off. More soon. 4
Al OPecia 08.05.13 11:35am
Lucy4