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'Every little helps' says Tesco as two-pack policy saves countless lives 14
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Secretary of State for health Andrew Lansley has publicly thanked the UK’s major supermarkets for their part in keeping Britain’s suicide rate down by refusing to sell more than two packets of...

Bill Bailey brands brill Bail Bill bull 0
JonnyJP 3 years

I can't think of anything for the story, just liked the headline...

Proclaimers' twice 500 mile walk ends in harrassment charge 6
Oxbridge 3 years

Musicians Craig and Charlie Reid were released on bail last night after being charged with aggravated sexual harrassment. It is alleged that the Scottish twins had walked 500 miles and then walked...

Duke and Duchess offer comfort to husbands and other victims of their wedding 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Calls for a judicial hacking enquiry ‘may have been hacked’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lawyers write open letter against bail reform but charge £2k for 'disbursements' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rebekah Brooks to resign, then spend 30 mins being ridiculed by Dara O'Briain 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
TV stations urged to reveal phone hacking scandals of their own 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

In the hope that Halifax will then withdraw those godawul, irritating TV adverts too...

Firms withdraw adverts from NoW, replace them with free publicity in news 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Was tempted to write this up complete with quotes from spokespeople from Halifax, Ford etc. "At Halifax we take ethics very seriously and will not be advertising any of our fantastic products, such...

Mobile phone companies relieved that no-one is blaming their shitty security 2
JohnA 3 years
Widespread shock as first person to comment on online news story claims to have 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

no interest in it whatsoever...

MyWife joins MyMatesGirlfriend to offer modern nagging solutions 3
Oxbridge 3 years

MyWife plc, a leading supplier of optimised nagging solutions for modern women, has announced that it has established a technology alliance with MyMatesGirlfriend Ltd., another major player in this...

"Twitter Campaign For Real Sentences in English" falls at first hur 5
JohnA 3 years

Moar tweets L8R....

Phone hacking disgusting - unless Murdoch papers can support New Labour again 0
ronseal 3 years

Moral exhibitionists say that fashionable thought - currently against phone hacking - could swing the other way, if Rupert Murdoch promises to support Ed Miliband. 'Many people find this hard to...

Haye’s Broken Toe Reveals All 0
Captain Emyr 3 years

In an excusive interview the toe which has been blamed for appalling performance by David Haye tells its side of the story., , In a shocking kiss and tell story the toe revealed that it had been...

Press Complaints Commission to be replaced by Jeremy Kyle. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

More soon. "Are you seriously telling me that as Editor in Chief, you didn't know that this hacking was going on? Ladies and Gentlemen our lie detector test shows."...

David Cameron to oversee investigation into what his rich mates have done 0
antharrison 3 years

"I understand they may have drunk red wine with sole and white wine with deer. Criminal. There should be a public inquiry."...

Cameron Answers Question at PMQs 0
Captain Emyr 3 years

The House of Commons was shocking into silence today when the Prime Minister answered a question at Prime Minister Questions. The weekly event, which is usually used as practice by Cameron for how...

News International hoping Pete Doherty's early release will divert attention 1
simonjmr 3 years

"Let's hope he does something spectacular in the next few days" a senior executive at News International was overheard. More soon...

Lord Sugar tells former Harrods' boss "You're Al Fayad" 0
antharrison 3 years
Result of satirists’ strike ballot due any time n 1
jp1885 3 years
Imprisoned phone hacker gets 24X7 protection in case child molesters kick him 0
ronseal 3 years
"Loose Cannon" Cop is Sacked 2
Fox100 3 years

The Metropolitan Police today announced the termination of Detective John Action's employment, following an investigation into his methods when foiling a terrorist plot last summer. The...

Toothpaste tubes glad that attention is at last being drawn to squeezed middle 5
3 years
Teens asked to do their bit for the environment 7
thesnug 3 years

While environmentalists call on Generation-X and Baby Boomers to "Save the planet for your children and grandchildren", parents are just asking their children to turn off the lights occasionally....

Queen's spending falls by £1.8m after Palace officials suspend eBay account 6
OllieP 3 years

The cost to British taxpayers of funding the Queen's spending has dropped by £1.8m after Her Majesty's eBay account was suspended by the Keeper of the Privy Purse. Speaking at a press conference Sir...

Prince Charles embracing gentle transition from organic farmer to racist 3
3 years

As the world media swarms around the blossoming William and Kate, Prince Charles is slowly growing into his new role in the Royal Family. Following Prince Philip's recently-announced retirement from...

Pickles in Sandwich Blunder 1
Captain Emyr 3 years

A leaked letter from the Ministry of Communities and Local Government exposed the anger of Eric Pickles at being asked by the Prime Minister to turn up to a cabinet meeting between two slices of...

Thompsons become first family ever to use new camping set a second time 3
FraserWords 3 years

The Thompsons from Worcester will tomorrow become the first British family ever to use their all-in-one camping kit a second time., The dramatic breakthrough may lead to a change in the law, which...

News of World apologises for "leaving box of Milk Tray by the kettle" 6
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The News of the World has admitted an "error of judgment" in choosing to apologise to the Dowler family for hacking into their daughter's voicemail by breaking into their house and leaving a note and...