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Early Pinter pause discovered 10
nickb 3 years

One of Harold Pinter’s earliest pauses has been found. The pause, probably dated 1959 was discovered at the British Library and is one of the earliest examples of the playwright’s trademark...

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Woman who bit off man’s testicles sentenced... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

to use a strong laxative and a colander...

Selfish Chronic Fatigue sufferers say fund raising efforts is "all about M.E." 0
thackaray 3 years
Eurocamp announces new St. Paul’s site in time for half term holiday 1
Gong of Fur 3 years

Eurocamp, the leading family camping holiday company, has announced the opening of their prestigious London City campsite just in time for the school half term holidays. In their brochure, Eurocamp...

Lemming rebels reopen debate over whether to walk blindly over a cliff 2
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

A group of lemmings last night rebelled against their party leadership and voted to start walking unthinkingly towards a vertical cliff face. Despite pleas from a number of senior lemmings, the...

Craic discovered in Dublin flood defences. 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Poster for lost dog now also missing. 10
Worth 3 years
Referendum on Europe - The Final Countdown 0
GreenCross 3 years
EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about...

ICM Poll shows 70% of turkeys want a referendum on Christmas. More soon. 0
GreenCross 3 years
Missing anti-capitalism protestors found in cathedral gift shop. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Chinese airline company charged with 'employing pirates' 1
Perks 3 years
Efforts to find pics of Gadaffi and Blair together in tents "intense"... 0
nickb 3 years
Cameron banned for 3 days for over use of the whip 6
Perks 3 years
BBC man’s brain explodes explaining complexities of EU vote 0
Clarky 3 years

In a tragic incident, the BBC’s Nick Robinson’s head exploded under the strain of trying to explain the intricacies of last night’s European Union referendum vote. Paying tribute, a BBC...

MET to investigate Terry's racist comments as "may make a good training video" 0
Perks 3 years
Sarkozy has something "special" planned for Camerons next holiday 0
simonjmr 3 years
UN Report: World Population May Reach "Fuckloads" In Our Lifetime 0
Textbook 3 years
Sade confusion prompts shocked theatre walk-outs 7
Clarky 3 years

Audiences walking out in disgust from a Royal Shakespeare Company production of Marat/Sade have confused the violent and sexually explicit play with a come-back performance by the 1980s band, Sade,...

Farm Foodies declare "Supreme gourmet evening a complete success" 0
antharrison 3 years

Following the success of the UK's Michelin starred restaurants customers competing for "Foodie of the year", cut-price frozen food reseller Farm Foods has announced the result of its own competition...

Roonie's dad unexpected billionaire. 1
Boutros 3 years
Cameron unveils "rhetoric" as new wonder fuel 4
simonjmr 3 years

The government today has announced that it needs to work "harder and faster" to bring down energy bills, Mr Cameron has said that they wanted to create a "trusted, simple and transparent" market....

Rebel MPs hanging tough on Cameron 0
simonjmr 3 years
Dale farm travellers enjoying their new spot at St. Paul's... 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Libyan Olympic shooting squad selection 'overwhelmed' by late applicants 0
FlashArry 3 years
Somali Pirates to advise Wall Street occupiers... 0
brd888 3 years

meanwhile reports are coming in of Somali pirates falling foul of Nigerian scammers - while Abuja cyber cafes being occupied by Nigerian Protestors. "Some of these internet experts have all the...

Tabak 'obviously gay' according to prosecution - did not enjoy throat-holding 6
GreenCross 3 years

Men across Britain were united in feeling slightly uneasy on Friday when reports emerged of the prosecution's line of questioning in the Joanna Yeates murder trial. It transpired that Nigel Lickley,...

Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers 17
dicky37 3 years

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Anti-capitalists demand grammar law change 1
Perks 3 years

Anti-Capitalist protesters have continued their protest outside the British Library promising not to leave until grammar rules have been changed. The group, Occupy Sesame Street, believe that...