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UK Economic outlook downgraded to "a quick peek". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Smoking only to be allowed in empty cars 1
apepper 3 years

Doctors are asking for a ban on smoking in cars that contain any people...

Shock as Sir Cliff appears on 'Loose Women' and still goes home alone. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

SAGA Magazine seal deal for aftershow party pics...

"Now, that's more like it !" says Thatcher as youth unemployment tops 1 million 0
dvo4fun 3 years
ITV to introduce 'Tesco Direct' bushtucker trial 2
Screenie 3 years
Ryanair to charge passengers for breathing 5
Shandy 3 years

Thrifty airline Ryanair have stunned travellers with their latest announcement that use of oxygen on all flights will be charged at £50 per 100 litres. Ryanair will ensure mandatory use of their...

Doctors call for car smoking ban 2
Sinnick 3 years

Is this what they meant ;-)

Racism claim as John Terry only captains England against white/blonde players. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Ryanair to introduce new 'slave class' seating to save money spent on fuel 3
Screenie 3 years

The seating comes equipped with pedals and a 'personal motivator' with whip and drums...

Shampoo industry faces “epidemic” of normal hair 2
nickb 3 years

Most people’s hair has become normal, according to an extensive study by a hair care industry body. As a result, shampoo manufacturers and advertisers are now facing a crisis in marketing.,...

Theresa May refuses to take the blame for X Factor's "lapsed entry controls" 0
hansens-scar 3 years

Theresa May issued a firm denial of responsibility for the lapsed quality controls on this summer's X factor entrants that saw Frankie Cocozza avoid detection. Home Secretary May speaking on the...

Yahoo to investigate after claim it failed to provide "sufficient sex pop-ups" 0
hansens-scar 3 years

Yahoo are to launch a full investigation after it emerged yesterday that users of its browser "were being given insufficient opportunities to find on-line sex". One angry surfer, Hans O'Hare,...

Leveson inquiry to investigate phone tapping of inquiry panel 0
hansens-scar 3 years

more to follow...

Mumsnet " brought to its knees by dildo storm" 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The website Mumsnet was taken offline yesterday after a mum used its message boards to declare her "male equivalent of MILF", leading to thousands of complaints.  'Well, I saw the "M" term...

Last remaining female without 'sensitive skin' discovered 0
Screenie 3 years
Johnners quits to join "Hampers and Champers" Party Planners 0
Drylaw 3 years
"Binary system is too simple" says Ofsted 6
dvo4fun 3 years

Education experts and politicians have been surprised by the conclusions of an Ofsted enquiry. Sir Michael Wilshire, Ofsted's Chief Inspector, outlined the key findings of their fifteen year...

Scientists disprove ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theorem 0
ianslat 3 years

Scientists at Bristol University have succeeded in disproving Newton’s Fourth Law of Motion, commonly known as the ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theory. ‘This theory has split the global...

Solved - alien in Russian fridge for 2 years is actually a fresh Tesco salad 0
medici2471 3 years
Thatcher to play Streep and keeps neither of her kids in "Margaret's Choice" 0
medici2471 3 years
RSPCA to investigate claim nodding-dogs used in car smoking research 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Report says broadband speeds dip sharply once the wife has gone to bed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Brodie Clark admits not checking May’s fingerprints were all over decisions 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
I'm cock a hoop with developments in Europe, seance told by Hitler 0
ronseal 3 years
US announces staged withdrawal from ‘spillage in aisle 14’ 22
Skylarking 3 years

US President Barak Obama has promised that all US troops will exit from Tesco Extra, Chingford by 2019 ‘at the very latest’. The staged withdrawal, is set to begin in earnest September 2013 –...

Cable thieves demand ransom. ‘I won’t pay’ says defiant Clegg 1
Monkeycustard 3 years
St Paul's protesters in tent swap with Sangatte veterans 2
Gong of Fur 3 years

Jan Prost, spokesman for a group of residents at the St Paul’s tented village and a former classmate of Charlie Gilmour’s, has confirmed that a temporary ‘tent swap’ has been arranged with a...

China Awards Ahmadinejad Peace Prize For Still Not Launching Nuke 0
Textbook 3 years

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Subway rider discovers iPod headphones also function as loudspeakers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New iPhone app suggests random topics to break awkward silences 0
Dumbnews 3 years