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Felix Baumgartner becomes first man to shit himself at Mach 1

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virtuallywill 15.10.12 1:37pm
Squudge
Hunters foiled by Badger's cunning Everton Mint disguise 0
Nowherefast 15.10.12 1:25pm
Nowherefast
Record breaking Baumgartner thrown out of HMV 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 15.10.12 1:25pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Alex Salmond gives nursery children seat on school's board of governors

After the decision to allow 16 and 17 years olds to vote in the referendum for independence, Alex Salmond has also decided to give nursery school pupils a seat on the board of governors. This will...

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Perks 15.10.12 1:24pm
Squudge
Sarah Palin promises to bring Iran to heel with scarf embargo

Sarah Palin has stepped back into the presidential race with a shock announcement that she intends to put herself forward as Secretary of State should the Republicans win back the presidency. She...

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gregle 15.10.12 1:08pm
gregle
National Anthem To Reintroduce Controversial 'Crush Rebellious Scots' Verse 1
Nowherefast 15.10.12 1:04pm
The All New Jeni B
Bill Wyman to be broken up and sent to landfill 0
Nowherefast 15.10.12 1:03pm
Nowherefast
Report slams out-of-town retail centres; 'Seen one concrete jungle, seen a mall'

Neat-O (and heavily influenced by Gerontius' entry)...

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Midfield Diamond 15.10.12 12:52pm
Midfield Diamond
Jagger's Panini Super models album incomplete due to lack of Moss 0
simonjmr 15.10.12 12:39pm
simonjmr
Jagger bans Kate Moss from Stones 50th Anniversay concerts 0
simonjmr 15.10.12 12:38pm
simonjmr
50th Anniversay of 50th anniversary celebrations of first bombing from a plane

Tomorrow 16th Ocotber 2012, sees the world celebrate the 50th anniversay on the 50th anniversary celebrations commemorating the Bulgarian pilot Radul Minkov and his observer, Prodan Toprakchiev, who...

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simonjmr 15.10.12 12:30pm
simonjmr
Cameron visits Scottish Tories: last breeding pair sighted in Morningside... 1
Tripod 15.10.12 12:17pm
The All New Jeni B
The Jimmy Savile Charitable Trust to be renamed ‘Wandering Hands’... 0
Tripod 15.10.12 12:13pm
Tripod
Muslim protesters notice arrival of age of mockery 800 years after everyone else

That'll be my name on the next fatwa newsletter then...

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Nowherefast 15.10.12 10:58am
Nowherefast
TV critic horrified to learn BBC Parliament 'not actually a soap'.

James Hartnett, a 53 year-old TV critic, was recently shocked to learn that BBC Parliament was not intended to be enjoyed as a light-entertainment soap opera, but was instead live and uninterrupted...

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MarmiteMedicine 15.10.12 10:14am
MarmiteMedicine
Baumgartner: Kev from Halfords denies forgetting to reconnect visor demister 0
Nowherefast 15.10.12 10:08am
Nowherefast
Legal news: ASBO’s to be scrapped.

The Home Office announced today that the Anti-Social Behaviour Order is to be replaced with a new punishment, the ‘not a nice chap, y’know.’, A spokesman said ‘for some time now, oiks and...

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sigmund 15.10.12 9:50am
sigmund
Baumgartner: my biggest fear was getting parachute and rucksack mixed up 0
custard cream 15.10.12 9:41am
custard cream
Aung San Suu Kyi: "I often dreamt I was being fondled by DLT." 0
Nowherefast 15.10.12 9:37am
Nowherefast
David Bowie sues Felix Baumgartner

Felix Baumgartner has today beed sued by David Bowie for the use of the title - "The man who fell to earth" More soon...

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simonjmr 15.10.12 9:31am
simonjmr
Felix Baumgartner stars in Skyfall Two 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.10.12 9:20am
Duncan Biscuit
NASA admits its new West Coast service ‘a bit slow’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.10.12 9:20am
Duncan Biscuit
Boost for independence campaign as Cameron visits Scotland 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.10.12 9:19am
Duncan Biscuit
Wonga.com-sponsored Newcastle Utd told to 'go out and give it 4,200%' 2
Oxbridge 15.10.12 8:54am
Idiot
Responsibly-sourced drugs to be stamped with high-as-a-kite mark... 0
Tripod 15.10.12 8:42am
Tripod
Pre-cast habitat rejected after panda eats shoots and leaves with broken teeth.

Neat-O (I find this concrete jungle concept almost impenetrable.)...

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weematt 15.10.12 8:26am
weematt
Leading Fromologist discovers meaning of 'Fromology' on day of retirement

Britain’s leading Fromologist has finally discovered what it was that he was supposed to be doing, just hours before his official retirement. Dr Tristan Moorchamps, 68, has enjoyed the trappings...

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15.10.12 8:09am
Username
BBC radio 1 employees report Mother Teresa heroin dealing

Several prominent BBC TV and Radio presenters have spoken of witnessing crack and heroin dealing in the 1970’s and 80’s by Mother Teresa of Calcutta. Although she died in 1997, and now cannot...

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charlies_hat 15.10.12 7:20am
Perks
Foxconn iPhone 5 brawl ends 18% quicker than iPhone 4 brawl. 4
andydog 15.10.12 3:55am
Space Jump Deemed Bad Form Of Transportation 0
Hooch 15.10.12 2:00am
Hooch