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US military sends Chelsea to Coventry 0
Squudge 22.08.13 5:29pm
Squudge
Dick Van Dyke accident threatens completion of Dutch lesbian joke.

An unfinished joke about dicks, dykes and fingers has been “put on hold” till the 87 year old comedian who was to star in the joke recovers from a recent fire. “It’s incredibly...

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CulchaVulcha 22.08.13 5:23pm
CulchaVulcha
Seaside donkeys strike over unfair hay practices 0
camz 22.08.13 5:05pm
camz
"Doctor Finlay's Facebook" idea not "liked" by BBC

A treatment for an online, social networking-based version of the AJ Cronin classic stories has been rejected by BBC Drama. Once a successful Sunday Night TV drama series, it was last broadcast in...

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nickb 22.08.13 5:00pm
nickb
Bradley Manning glad father Bernard not alive to see him sully family name. 10
MADJEZ 22.08.13 4:53pm
MADJEZ
Head of BBC News reprimanded over Middle East omission

The Head of the BBC news service, James Harding has been reprimanded by the Director General after there were numerous complaints by TV license holders. It seems that on the 7th of June of this...

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camz 22.08.13 4:41pm
camz
Bradley Manning re-classified. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 22.08.13 4:08pm
Al OPecia
From now on Bradley Manning wishes to be known as Bradley Womanning 0
Smart Alex 22.08.13 3:47pm
Smart Alex
Porn star in HIV scare insists it's "just a dose of athlete's penis" 0
sydalg 22.08.13 3:27pm
sydalg
"Nice try, but you're not going to a women's prison", Manning told 0
sydalg 22.08.13 2:18pm
sydalg
California porn industry shuts down as British civil servants take holidays 0
sydalg 22.08.13 2:13pm
sydalg
Bradley Manning wants to live life as a Guardian Journalist 0
Scronnyglonkle 22.08.13 2:10pm
Scronnyglonkle
Tolpuddle Martyrs Museum to be replaced by 'The heroes of fracking'

In an hitherto unprecedented joint statement from Labour and the Con/Dem Hqs it was today announced that the Tolpuddle Martyrs had been discredited as being pinko leftie fifth columnists (or...

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underwhelmed 22.08.13 2:03pm
Wrenfoe
Complaining about GCSEs getting easier is getting easier, says Gove. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.08.13 2:01pm
Wrenfoe
Touching swansong from 92-year-old man 0
sydalg 22.08.13 1:36pm
sydalg
Manning announces innovative solution to improve prison sex experience. 0
Ref Minor 22.08.13 1:35pm
Ref Minor
Manning sent secret Welsh recipes to Wikileeks. 0
britwombat 22.08.13 1:09pm
britwombat
Manning sentenced to read ‘every last word’ of leaked documents

Bradley Manning, the US soldier found guilty of passing masses of classified military intelligence to Wikileaks, has been sentenced by a court to read every last word of the hundreds of thousands of...

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Long Distance Clara 22.08.13 1:01pm
Titus
Pharaoh who moonlighted as estate agent accused of pyramid selling 0
sydalg 22.08.13 12:48pm
sydalg
Camera-watch should be popular with exhibitionist masturbators say maker.

Shake-down test expected soon...

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MADJEZ 22.08.13 12:27pm
MADJEZ
Half UK kids need "more slapping"

Half the UK's 7 year olds are beyond irritating and could do with a good slapping, according to a study by researchers at University College London...

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apepper 22.08.13 12:17pm
writinginbsl
Chinese Invading Army states - Actually we do own the place!

Officials at grimsby were astounded today when an army of Chinese soldiers, complete with half a division of tanks emerged from the car carrier ship mv AutoInvaderthis morning., Instead of the...

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underwhelmed 22.08.13 12:07pm
Ian Collier
Brazilian detained at Heathrow should be thankful he wasn't on the Tube say Met. 7
MADJEZ 22.08.13 11:14am
writinginbsl
Government plan to improve GCSE results: all papers to be marked as A*

Following disappointing GCSE results this year, the government has ordered that all exam papers must be marked as A*. In a press release today, the secretary of state for education, Michael Gove,...

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John Wiltshire 22.08.13 9:44am
John Wiltshire
Destruction of IT heralded as unqualified success

In the wake of rampant whistle-blowing, the Government has formally rolled out Operation 'Bit Slap' across all government departments and any non-governmental bodies found to be irksome. The new...

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Squudge 22.08.13 9:26am
Squudge
Windsor barbecued swan, 92 year old Greek man sought.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00226/philipbbq_226817c.jpg...

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MADJEZ 22.08.13 8:15am
Kevin the Swan
Confusion in China as "Bo Diddley" misses appearance in court

There have been scenes of mayhem and confusion at the Intermediate People's Court in Jinan, China, as court officials were unable to find deceased Rhythm and Blues musician Bo Diddley who has been...

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moanygit 22.08.13 6:33am
moanygit
Spain & Morocco in dispute over English rugby player.

Due to a clerical error in Madrid last week, Spain & Morocco are locked in a bitter diplomatic row over former England rugby player Mark Cueto. Tensions are running high, with Moroccan troops...

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FOAD 22.08.13 5:54am
FOAD
#We could all die soon,' advise scientists

A terrifying new form of terror was revealed today and we should all be terrified. Scientists discovered the terror by accident when searching for reasons to remind us of old terrors we have gotten...

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Hooch 21.08.13 11:34pm
Hooch
Prince Philip gets clean bill of health after successful delivery of racist joke 1
Tripod 21.08.13 10:49pm
antharrison