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Greggs to sell uncooked pasties, food poisoning cases expected to fall 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fire service apologises for mix-up after storming Jerry McCann's garage... 2
Underconstruction 3 years

Red-faced fire officers have apologised 'unreservedly' after a raid on the home of Kate and Gerry McCann in which they expected to find stockpiles of unleaded-ultra petrol., Speaking from the...

Fuel strike threat hits central London as commuters panic-buy Oyster cards 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Londoners travelling to work today have been finding long queues at Oyster card top-up points, after threatened fuel strikes sparked a wave of panic-buying amongst commuters. With many of the...

Judge grants Greggs an Injuction over Pastiegate affair 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

A High-court Judge today granted Baker Greggs an Injunction to prevent further disclosure of details in what is rapidly becoming know the as “Pastygate” affair. The Daily Mail is threatening to...

Eat pasties cold advice was 'half-baked' admits Osbourne. 0
JETFAB 3 years
Business news: Nasdaq down, UK Pasty tax could affect Apple turnover 1
weematt 3 years
Queues form outside Toys R Us 0
brd888 3 years

after rumours spread about Tonka strike...

Government advises on stocking up on pasties 1
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Queues form outside Greggs. 0
brd888 3 years

Consumers urged to fill an extra lunchbox with Sausage and Belt Melts...

Stuart Lancaster to coach England Rugby AND Football teams 2
FarmerGiles 3 years

As widely expected, Stuart Lancaster has today been announced today as the new coach of the England Rugby Union team. However in a surprise move, it has also been announced that he will take over the...

Ask the Biscuit – some crumbs of comfort for our readers 3
weematt 3 years

From G.O. Westminster, Dear Biscuit, A friend of mine is worried about the possible fuel crisis and the pasty tax and is unsure what to do. Can you advise me (on his behalf) about the fuel. We had a...

RSPB: Garden bird population decimated as panic hoarding of starlings continues 0
Dragonman 3 years
Amazon Boss finds Apollo moon rocket engine, paint & instructions still missing 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

no news about missing link on Amazon website!...

Redknapp Turns Down Top Job 0
GillsImp 3 years

Tottenham Boss Harry Redknapp has turned down the chance to manage greggs. He commented the job was too hot to handle...

Boris Johnson urges "Top up when glass is half empty" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Unison Member caught eating Pasty 0
GillsImp 3 years

A Unison member was caught eating a hot pasty in a petrol station forecourt. Well there's how to take the heat from the situation!...

'Patsy lover' David Cameron defends VAT on zero-rated Nick Cleggs 0
3zincold 3 years

The PM spoke highly of patsies yesterday, saying how much he enjoyed them, especially those containing scapegoat...

Pastygate latest: Revenge is a dish best served at ambient room temperature 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Rumours of Unison Strike Next Week 0
GillsImp 3 years

There are unsubstantiated rumours circulating that Unison is going on strike next week. A spokesperson hinted that they don't want to fuel any more problems on top of what is going on but have no...

RAF and Army Tanker Drivers vote to join strike in protest at Government Idiocy 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

One Airforce chief was quoted as saying, "Government cuts have caused the military to loose it's first strike capabillity, this is the only language they understand in Whitehall, they are worse than...

PM retracts Pastie story remembers he bought Walls Conrinsh Icecream in Leeds 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Actress Donna Air to appear in court on Fraudulant Airline charges 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Former child actress and Gary Glitter favourite Donna Air appeared in court charged with duping customers into believing she was a fake low cost airline. Ms Air curely exploted her native north...

Health warning over new pasties that contain 20% saturated VAT 0
bonjonelson 3 years

big hat tip to weematt...

Man's Whitehall life, career, house, cabinet up for sale. 0
ianrbland 3 years

A complete new lifestyle beside the city could be yours, for £250,000. David Cameron, from Peasemore in Berkshire, is marketing his political party, six bedroom Whitehall mansion, principles, and...

Tories say "fill up your tank when half empty". Opposition say when "half full". 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Climate change denier refuses to admit the lawn needs mowing in March 4
Lucy4 3 years
Bashar Al-Assad advises army: "Top up your tanks" 0
ianrbland 3 years

More bombardment soon...

Greggs admits supplies have run dry after politicians panic buy pasties 3
ronseal 3 years
Simon update 0
waggy 3 years

A spoke person for Simon Cowell said all is back to normal after finding out that the intruder that broke into Simon’s bedroom didn’t steal any hair spray...

Stuart Lancaster named as next England rugby coach to be sacked 0
medici2471 3 years