The NewsBiscuit Writers' Room
Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Potential front page stories as well as one-liners for the ticker bar are welcome, so if you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again. The most prolific and successful contributors will be considered for the coveted title of 'Writer of the Month'.
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|Literalist spends gap year working in Gap.||2||
|News International to "mothball" Rebekah Brooks for ten years. More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|NoTW to publish 'Name and Shame' final edition||4||
News International has confirmed that the final edition of the News of The World will be the most scandalous ever, with just lists of names and allegations. The 168-year-old paper, the first Rupert...
|Potter Film Heralds Long Awaited Death of Evil Master: Murdoch Buys Horcrux||0||
do you ever see them both in the same place?...
|Careless hacking causes paper cut. More soon.||0||
|Jamie Oliver seeks backers for 'All About Me' self-serving restaurant - 2||37||
TV chef and child-naming expert Jamie Oliver is looking for support for a new self-serving restaurant. 'All About Me' will be unique in the over-priced food segment, with less focus on organic food,...
|Oh, that's all right then, says everybody as Murdoch closes NoTW||0||
More identical newspapers soon...
|Newsbiscuit.com to close down due to "factual" stories and rogue writers||0||
|Piper mystified by Stow-on-the-Wold cancellations||0||
|Free pull-out phonebook with next Sunday's News of the World||0||
|Sophie Ellis Bextor arrested over a spate of dancefloor murders||14||
|I couldn't help noticing but men and women use shredders differently - 2||35||
Women always seem to insert only a few sheets at a time so as not to jam it but men on the other hand always seem to see what is the most they can get away with. I think there is definite scope for...
|Revenue from final edition of NOTW will be used to pay off phone bill||0||
||Psycadelic Squirrel||3 years|
No more soon from those scummy bastards...
|Pickles Invents Time Machine To Re-Eat Curry||1||
||Captain Emyr||3 years|
What would you do with a time machine? Correct past mistakes, visit your future self or even to sleep with Mary and be the father of Jesus?, , Well these possibilities and many others are now...
|Sunday Times to launch 'tits and arse' supplement||0||
The Sunday Times has confirmed it is looking to broaden its reader base by launching "Titties", a full colour supplement focusing on "breasts, boobs and budding beauty, with a smattering of in-depth...
|Met police strike threat over loss of NoW bribe income||1||
|News of the Screwed.||0||
No more soon...
|Franklin Mint retraction was last straw for NotW. No more soon. (Hooray!)||0||
|Camp David welcomes US military gay ban abolition||5||
|Murdoch slams Britain's rising unemployment figures||0||
||Christopher Frost||3 years|
|Phone hacking ends British institution: Met Police to shut down and rebrand||0||
|Phone number for clearance firm discovered on James Murdoch’s phone||0||
|News of The World And Bums & Tits Out....||0||
||Jesse Bigg||3 years|
..New tabloid - The Bishopric, in...
|US preacher insists 'I only ever predicted the End of the News of the World'||6||
||The Paper Ostrich||3 years|
US evangelist Harold Camping has confirmed that his earlier prophecy of the end of the world, which was due to fall on 21 May this year, was in fact intended to refer to the end of the News of the...
|Gerald Ratner appointed Head of Advertising at the News of the World||0||
||Darkbill 2.0||3 years|
Former retail tycoon Gerald Ratner today announced his appointment as Head of Advertising at disgraced tabloid, the News of the World. In a statement on his website, Mr Ratner said: “I got the...
|News International to publish Sun of News of the World. More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Nation holds 1 minute silence (with background heavy breathing) marking NOTW end||1||
|Chip shop owners to switch to Daily Mail from Monday||0||
|News of the World to relaunch as Free Ads||1||
|BNP stops advertising in NoW. 'We have our reputation to think of' says Griffin.||1||
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