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Marks & Spencer pants label ‘should have raised suspicions’ admits al-Qaeda 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.05.12 7:58am
Duncan Biscuit
Leveson promises Brooks more tits on the front pages 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.05.12 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
Hard Working Families "not working as hard as was thought" says report

A major plank of the Government's economic policy was thrown into doubt today as a newly published report revealed that many of the Hard Working Families that had been thought to provide the backbone...

Mick99 11.05.12 5:13pm
Tight squeeze for Vidal Sassoon as coffin has short back and sides 0
charlies_hat 11.05.12 6:55am
Mugging targets urged to carry more cash to avoid “social death”

It’s a nightmare scenario – to be violently robbed and murdered and then have the tabloids scream: “Socialite killed for 85p and a TV Guide.” Image consultant Jane Smith says such luridly...

Yikes 13.05.12 7:01pm
Mitt Romney in re-make of "Beyond the Fringe". 0
Maverick 11.05.12 1:11am
Queen to be a judge on "Civil Service's got talent". Less soon. 1
Maverick 11.05.12 8:28am
Defence minister -new shock announcement

Responding to the leaked document which details the purchase of 100 trebuchets, for use by the Royal navy, the defence secretary was heard to say "Trebuchet? wasn't he a newsreader?...

Bismarck 10.05.12 9:58pm
Radio 2 accused of "pulling the wool over listeners ears"

Radio 2 bosses were slammed today for suggesting "2day" was ever going to be anything other than the same old crap rehashed yet again...

Bismarck 10.05.12 9:51pm
Police Federation bemoans lack of overtime for officers at protest march

Senior Police Officers have expressed dismay at the peaceful way in which protest marches were allowed to pass off in London, after it was revealed that no overtime payments were made to on-duty...

Underconstruction 10.05.12 9:50pm
Disgruntled foundry workers vote to strike while the iron is hot. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 10.05.12 9:27pm
Coalition Government better at u-turns than Joint Strike Fighter 0
Mandy Lifeboat 10.05.12 9:01pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Met Police claim 'only a handful' of off-duty Policemen on London demonstration 1
Mandy Lifeboat 10.05.12 11:24pm
Defence secretary cancels Second World War Fighter contract

In the largest government U-turn ever announced the defence secretary Philip Hammond said today that he was cancelling an order placed in 1940 for 200 Spitfire fighter planes. Dismissing objections...

A Wagonload Of Monkeys 10.05.12 10:03pm
Public sector staff win parity. 100,000 Jobs off-shored to India. 0
MADJEZ 10.05.12 8:00pm
New shampoo launched "Dead and Smoulders". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.05.12 6:52pm
Al OPecia
Greeks demand debt forgiveness before handing over Olympic torch 0
wwwiz 10.05.12 4:49pm
Mr. Muscle banned from competing at London Olympics

The British Olympic Association say they have banned a leading bathroom and toilet cleanser from competing at the London 2012 Olympics after the cleaning fluid failed a random drugs test.,...

Nerys Hughes 11.05.12 12:24am
Prince Charles predicts reign 4
Rootin Tootin 11.05.12 6:53am
Jealous Camilla to front 'The One Show' after Charles' Weatherman triumph 0
Underconstruction 10.05.12 4:21pm
Man and wife try new position in bid to put an end to their 'same sex' marriage 0
Underconstruction 10.05.12 4:18pm
Sky to Launch Fish-Based TV Dinner Range, "Believe in Batter"

More to follow...

Iggy Pop-Barker 10.05.12 3:52pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Town Hall future in doubt

The future of the iconic Town Hall chain was in doubt last night as its owners struggled to find investors ready to take on the troubled brand. Town Hall has been a mainstay of Britain’s urban...

Bravenewmalden 11.05.12 10:09am
Grooming setback predicted after Sassoon death 0
simonjmr 10.05.12 3:32pm
Arsenal players to go without Rice next season 0
tonylemesma 10.05.12 3:08pm
World War One poetry's favourite hairdresser dead. 2
nickb 10.05.12 3:07pm
Olympic fag lit

The official Olympic cigarette - a Rothmans - was ceremoniously lit in Athens yesterday, and the smoker will run threequarters of a mile with it before the next smoker gets a light off it, takes a...

nickb 11.05.12 8:59am
Duncan Goodhew pays emotional tribute to Vidal Sassoon 1
tonylemesma 10.05.12 2:55pm
Obama criticises same-sex marriage

“after the first 7 years, it’s all the bloody same”...

Thor 10.05.12 1:32pm
Police retirement cuts threaten Spanish economy

Thousands of police officers marched on London to highlight concerns about the Winsor review of pay and conditions. PC Sam Mercer, 32, was one of them “I’ve been in the job 14 years, only the...

medici2471 10.05.12 10:35pm
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