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Team GB hopeful for 2012 Paralytic Games 9
antharrison 3 years

UK Spirits has welcomed the announcement of the 2012 Paraylitic Games squad in advance of the gigantic drinking contest which will take place in London in 2012. Fans of the 400 mls are said to be...

"Mr Parrot Face Davis" Makes A Comeback As UK Economic Icon....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."I'm sick, sick, sick up to here!"...

NHS To Charge A Fee For Injured Drunks - From Tonight.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."The Pound Stretcher.", However, 'Out of Pocket' incapables will still have to crawl home. "Mind my hands will you!"...

Ronnie Corbett makes New Years Honours shortlist 1
Perks 3 years
Millions baffled by New Year debt mountain mystery 1
roybland 3 years

Millions of Britons are grappling with the mysterious appearance of New Year debt mountains following the festive season.,  , 'I just don't get it,' said Percy Grimshaw (new 42inch LCD flat screen...

Twitter To Temporarily Close Down....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Due to birdseed shortfall...

Lib Dems already broken New Year's resolutions 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
NHS lifestyle questionnaires 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

to include ‘do you drink less than your Doctor?’, More hypocrisy on the way...

Research Scientist shows conclusive proof Dolphins are talking about him 6
SimonJJames 3 years
Kids aren't even safe to rob Foot Locker in Oxford Street, says report 0
ronseal 3 years
Mayan Postal Worker really 'Phoning it in today' say Colleagues 0
SimonJJames 3 years

Surely been done?...

Horse accused of being a naysayer 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Uproar as France name Arsenal FC as their football team for Olympics 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Russell Brand/Katy Perry split; millions rushed to intensive don't care 2
apepper 3 years

Hospitals throughout Britain have been overwhelmed with patients suffering from severe apathy following the news that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are to divorce...

Arab league concerned about Hama, Deraa, Homs and several other Wombles 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Underground overground, protesting free...

Barfly shits in vodka and tonic 0
nickb 3 years
Stage door johnnies protect actresses from pregnancy 0
nickb 3 years
Parkinson was dubbed Randy Old Goat by Iron Lady 0
Drylaw 3 years

According to secret cabinet papers now revealed under the 30 year rule, PM Margaret Thatcher frequently insulted colleague Cecil Parkinson in the cabinet room, calling him The Rutting Hind and on one...

"Tell them I've got Alzheimers" Howe overheard whispering to aide 0
Drylaw 3 years
2012 Could be a brilliant year for predictions, says social media pundit 2
ronseal 3 years

One of the key trends for 2012 will be a massive wave of increasingly wild predictions, according to the zeitgeist watching community. With attention spans increasingly ooh-cool-shoes, and our...

Cameron to be given a fake veto button with rubber sucker for next EU summit. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Ed Miliband says 2012 will be 'Year of the Weird' 2
roybland 3 years

2012 will be 'the 'Year of the Weird' says Ed Miliband in his New Year message to voters.,  , 'People are tired of the same old ordinary politicians with the same old ordinary faces,' he said. 'I...

Cameron Promises To Be Useful At Next Euro Meet....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Helping out as a cloakroom attendant., "Negotiations? What are they?"...

Love Film to deliver movies directly to viewers’ retinas 0
nickb 3 years

In move that appears to leapfrog known technologies, Love Film has developed the means to deliver 3D images directly to moviegoers’ retinal surfaces. This by passes all the old delivery methods:...

Planned rail upgrades could put an extra two hours between London and Manchester 0
gaijintendo 3 years

Sounds like an old joke, presumably is...

New Groupon deal to feature cut price stable-cations in Bethlehem 0
SimonJJames 3 years

More soon (Three Kings, donkeys thrown in for free)...

New Iron Lady film Reagan / Gorbachev threesome 'Integral to Plot' says Director 0
SimonJJames 3 years

More soon (with free mindbleach)...

Souness, Houllier and Benitez sucessful in the "managed decline" of Liverpool 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Archbishop of Canterbury Regrets Beginning Traditional Christmas Address... 0
SimonJJames 3 years

.with ""You're all going to hell, you heathen cocksuckers". More soon...

New Year Honour For Cameron..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."Stage Door Johnny." Obviously, not a main player anywhere. Just a sideline act...