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| Coalition whips agree to extraordinary rendition | 0 |  |
chrissles65 | 3 years |
| New TV talent show ‘Over the Rainbow Coalition’ cancelled | 0 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
| BBC, ITV and Sky facing bankruptcy following helicopter fuel bills | 0 | |
Duff | 3 years |
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Trouble is looming for Britain's Big three broadcasters as it's rumoured they are set to file for bankruptcy following the fuel costs all three have incurred over recent days. A Spokesman for BBC,... |
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| Ministry of Truth confirms eradication of “Thatcher years” – Whatever they were. | 0 | |
Rorschach | 3 years |
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No more soon... |
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| Clegg told by PM "be in by 10, or the door will be locked". | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Lembit Opik appointed "Minister without Purpose". More soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| ConLibDem biodiversity policy will survive "because we have a Common Porpoise" | 1 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Tories cabinet 'fagging' Lib Dems | 0 | |
ED209 | 3 years |
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Despite public shows of unity, Tory cabinet members are secretly 'fagging' their Lib Dem colleagues, senior party sources reveal today. Far from being given genuine positions of responsibility, the... |
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| Isle of Wight Finally Prepares to Vote | 1 | |
sailingoxford | 3 years |
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Voters in Britain may still be waiting for an election result, but on Thursday voters on the Isle of Wight could finally give the country an answer. Since a serious error involving postal votes at... |
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| 'New Politics' begins with Civil partnership. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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David Cameron and Nick Clegg have confirmed recent rumours by marrying in a civil ceremony at Whitehall. Speaking after the ceremony, Mr. Cameron said that ‘It is a momentous day in the history of... |
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| Spotted! Clegaron Out Shopping For BFF Bracelets. (£20 for your snaps!) | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 3 years |
| Warden warned after another party thrown in the county jail | 0 | |
Zadok the second | 3 years |
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Evidence of excessive socialising at the local secure facility has resulted in the Warden being officially cautioned yesterday. The facts, supplied by a Mr E Presley, include allegations of... |
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| Clegg negotiates top bunk bed at Number 10 | 0 | |
gaijintendo | 3 years |
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Cameron claims to be happy with the arrangement as he sometimes sleep walks... |
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| BP to use Top Hat to stem Oil Spill.. | 3 | |
Rizzo | 3 years |
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If that fails they will try a Boot, Iron or Scottie Dog... |
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| Hard line Liberal fundamentalists now ploting Cameron assassination | 1 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Then we'll get our first Glorious Liberal PM since David Lloyd George. More soon... |
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| UK unemployment increased in May | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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91 ex Labour MPS and 5 ex Lib Dem MP's added to the worsening UK unemployment figures. More soon... |
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| Osborne "It's time to roll up our sleeves. Hey, you, oik, roll up my sleeves!" | 3 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Danny Alexander to relinquish his Josh Homme responsibilities | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Danny Alexander today confirmed that his parliamentary commitments will mean he can no longer continue is his roles as leader of Queens of the Stone age, Them Crooked Vultures and record producer of... |
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| Satirists “overjoyed” by new Tory Government | 1 | |
Quaz | 3 years |
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The UK's hard pressed satire industry was said to be “Overjoyed” tonight at the prospect of having a new Tory government to lay into. Champagne corks were heard popping in the offices of Private... |
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| Black Hole observed speeding out of public finances | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Queen and Cameron kiss each other's rings | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Bone Idle judge announcement not imminent | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Number 10's housekeeper quits citing "cant be doing with more bloody nappies" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| IoW residents appalled by Cameron denying Jeremy Thorpe a cabinet post | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| D.H.S.S refuse Brown's dole application | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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On the grounds of the resignation of a position of work will not entitle him to social security payments for a period of six months or more. Strict new laws soon to be passed by incoming Prime... |
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| Cameron gives his children a puppy named Nick | 0 | |
Peter | 3 years |
| Clarkson wins 'Right of Way' battle with IOM residents | 3 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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The Department of Transport has announced it will soon be forced to re-route the M42 away from the Cotswold area as a gigantic ego system found just outside Chipping Norton continues to grow at an... |
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| LibDems next election campaign doomed - who the hell can they blame? | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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More plans soon... |
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| Prime minister to shave every Thursday | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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Whether he needs to or not... |
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| Nick Clegg to get put-you-up bed in Prime Minister's bedroom. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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