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| UK interested in adopting Afghani election process | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Murdoch finally settles on Tory - Lib/Dem coalition | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Tears soon... |
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| Lib Dems to form pact with Monster Raving Looney Party | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
TehEbilTony | 3 years |
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"Now we can have electoral reform AND the ability to drive straight roundabouts to make driving in Milton Keynes more interesting! What's not to like?"... |
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| Queen creates precedent and asks Katie Price to form government | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Capello and Cameron's team sheet mix up | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Capello names 6 Tory MPS in his England Squad whilst Ashley Cole, Glen Johnson and Joe Cole get surprise cabinet positions More soon... |
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| Capello names surprise Cabinet reshuffle | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Clegg's diary entry 12 May 2010: Did something else political today. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 3 years |
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More of the same soon... |
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| Hunts man denies being huntsman | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Brown leaves Number 10, forced to move in with relatives | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Denied mortgage due to bad credit rating... |
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| Petrol station in the outer hebrides spotted not selling any george cross | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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merchandise. More soon, much more bloody soon in every garage in the UK... |
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| Election based on old Yes Minister script 'not really working' say party leaders | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Nick Clegg set to finalise paperwork with negotiation subcontractor 'soon'. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Once complete, the coalition negotiations can start. More soon... |
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| References to "LibDem alliance" to be renamed to the more accurate Dalliance." | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| 'Election 2010' picks up Sony radio award for longest running political comedy | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Paxman's clash with BBC officials over ban on “hung parliament” jokes. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
AlistairBurns | 3 years |
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BBC political journalist Jeremy Paxman allegedly clashed with BBC officials over offensive material he intended to use during the BBC's coverage of Election 2010, a BBC source claimed today. Paxman,... |
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| Clegg chooses surprise outsider as new King of England | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Skylarking | 3 years |
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Lord Reginald Farnham, the 14th Duke of Ashbourne has been named by Nick Clegg as the shock replacement Monarch to Queen Elizabeth II. It is the latest in a series of controversial choices by the... |
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| Clegg offers Greeks to move from Euros to Sterling in return for some marbles. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Clegg to pick PM by getting candidates to race bathtubs around Yorkshire dales. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
DrTurmoil | 3 years |
| Clegg appeals to higher power for inspiration | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Lib Dem leader heard to ask "What would Bridget Jones do?" during break in Westminster talks... |
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| Cameron retracts comments that Lib Dem alliance would be 'very un-Conservative' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Blames confusion on misunderstanding of the work coalition... |
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| Home Working productivity neutralised by surge in wanking downtime says report | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ronseal | 3 years |
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A new study into Working from Home has uncovered good and bad news for British industry., While being out of the office, and away from intrusions, has the potential to create a better working... |
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| Party leaders in talks to go to AV | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Swap deal sees Martin O'Neill take over as Prime Minister... |
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| Clegg drinks pectin in attempt to self-coalesce after coalition talks stall. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Clegg in talks with West Ham | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Zola asked to form next government, Brown pleased to land 'Scotty the Skunk' mascot role for Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Cameron simply told to 'piss off you toff'... |
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| UK's Malcolm Mclaren memorial still going strong after 5 days | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Nick Clegg admits to close friends he is shitting it about actual government | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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A worried Nick Clegg admitted to close allies today that he is bricking it about the whole idea of being involved with actually running the country. Clegg has been quoted as saying ' I could of done... |
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| Man. United to spend 100 million pounds on 3-D hologram of Alex Ferguson... | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Griffin | 3 years |
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just on the off chance that he might (unbelievable though it may sound) die sometime in the next 352 years... |
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| Cruciverbalist says Brown in rainbow coalition is possible. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
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10 Across: CIA oil Brown into a mixed parliament (7,9)... |
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| Oklahoma tornadoes caused by gays in Iran and North Korea. More Palindrones soon | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| NIST announce new unit for minority govening bodies - the milliband, mB | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
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