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Eric Pickles has overdraft facility withdrawn at food bank 0
custard cream 30.04.14 7:18pm
custard cream
Dyslexic man tells cheating wife: "Take that grin off your finger" 0
sydalg 30.04.14 7:06pm
sydalg
[Insert Politician / Celeb] will not stand in [Insert Constituency] template.

to save you the trouble in 2015. :-p...

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camz 30.04.14 6:39pm
camz
Paxman to be asked twelve times why he's leaving Newsnight by Michael Howard 3
AReader 30.04.14 6:35pm
camz
"Stop and search" to be replaced by "Go and hide" 0
Coco 30.04.14 6:22pm
Coco
Paxman Leaves Newsnight For Strictly

"It's intellectually more demanding."...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 30.04.14 6:21pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
UKIP Candidiate in Newark better for being a 'home grown' xenophobe says Farage 0
Mandy Lifeboat 30.04.14 6:20pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Axeman hits Paxman

Farewell Jeremy (just quitting Newsnight, no need to panic)...

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Coco 30.04.14 6:20pm
Coco
Good Friday to be extended by an hour, in memory of Bob Hoskins... 1
Tripod 30.04.14 6:11pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Farage stands out for ruling UK 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.04.14 6:08pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Clifford denies getting arse vajazzled for Friday. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.14 5:55pm
MADJEZ
Farage rules out headlining Glastonbury. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.14 5:52pm
MADJEZ
BBC blame autocue after announcing death of the man who rogered a rabbi. 1
MADJEZ 30.04.14 5:44pm
sydalg
US to introduce execution by microwave. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 30.04.14 5:39pm
MADJEZ
London to be relocated

'It seemed so obvious really,' said a government spokesman. 'We were getting ball-ache over flooding, HS2 and Eastenders plotlines,' he said. 'Then it occurred to us that if we relocated London...

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throngsman 30.04.14 5:32pm
AReader
US Republicans claim Hollywood to blame for "slow-motion" executions. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.04.14 5:25pm
Al OPecia
Education Minister to award schools "Gold Tsar". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.04.14 5:23pm
Al OPecia
Bob Hoskins no longer "On The Move"

Thanks for the memories, Bob...

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AReader 30.04.14 5:22pm
AReader
Man who eats baked beans during oral sex accused of fellatulence 3
sydalg 30.04.14 5:21pm
AReader
Theresa May announces Stop & Search procedure is to be ceased and looked into 1
Backup Brian 30.04.14 4:53pm
camz
Farage rules out standing for everything - buys new chair

Edited - 'seat' is too political...

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camz 30.04.14 4:28pm
camz
Nigel Farage rules himself out of new Star Wars movie

Despite ‘not actually’ auditioning for Episode VII, the MEP for South East England has taken pre-emptive steps to obviate any possibility of him starring in the sci-fi blockbuster. A UKIP...

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Wrenfoe 30.04.14 4:26pm
camz
Bookies say new rules on bettings shops 'odds on favourite to fail' 0
throngsman 30.04.14 4:18pm
throngsman
Man who killed wife over apostrophe described as "possessive" 2
sydalg 30.04.14 4:07pm
sydalg
Don Quixote admits he was "heavily outnumbered" in fight with wind farm 0
sydalg 30.04.14 3:57pm
sydalg
Farage rules out standing for Miss World

Nigel Farage has says he will not be standing for Miss World. In what is expected to be a lengthy statement, Mr Farage has said that "Miss World" is the first of a list of jobs he will not be...

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apepper 30.04.14 3:49pm
Titus
Wells fall that ends well

., [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-27203276]God's house fails health and safety audit[/url]...

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Midfield Diamond 30.04.14 3:45pm
Titus
Food banks solely for RMT members open across London 0
custard cream 30.04.14 3:37pm
custard cream
Roger Rabbit implicated 0
Smart Alex 30.04.14 3:15pm
Smart Alex
Bob's to heaven

no more soon....

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Not Amused 30.04.14 2:45pm
Not Amused