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Surprising sales of Den Brown's book about his time in Ferno.

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MADJEZ 14.05.13 12:47pm
MADJEZ
Fans relieved Jolie didn't have her personality removed 0
Yikes 14.05.13 12:16pm
Yikes
Chef who combined nitrous oxide with oxo cube makes himself a laughing stock 6
Idiot 14.05.13 11:42am
brianflan
Anger that ‘soldier's heart' eaten by Syrian rebel may have contained horse meat

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Wrenfoe 14.05.13 10:23am
Wrenfoe
Newsbiscuit sub editors "could be being held in Harold" say police sources

Newsbiscuit "like the Marie Celeste" as updates dwindle The eerie calm that has means almost no movement on the Newsbiscuit front page could have a sinister explanation: A mass kidnapping of...

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nickb 14.05.13 9:57am
nickb
Gove condemns Cbeebies for lack of breadth

Speaking today to BBC executives the Secretary of State voiced his frustration about the lack of historical depth in the “Mr Men” syllabus. Furthermore he expressed concerns about the general...

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Wrenfoe 14.05.13 9:36am
nickb
Home Office figures show "encouraging" decline in number of unreported crimes. 5
sredni vashta 14.05.13 9:14am
raudus
Lout who threw Swedish vodka bottle described as an Absolut tosser. 3
weematt 14.05.13 8:56am
irreverendJ
"Gardeners are not dull" says Alan Titchmarzzzzzzzz...

Is he stating the bloomin' obvious?...

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irreverendJ 14.05.13 8:48am
irreverendJ
"When I’m Cleaning Windows" was first song to be sang in space, claim Russians.

Pictures of a lone banjo-ukulele, weightlessly spinning in grainy black and white aboard a tiny space capsule prove that George Formby was the first man to perform a popular song in space, aboard...

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nickb 14.05.13 8:07am
nickb
Family of four challenge Green MP to live for a week on 5 carbon credits 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 14.05.13 8:00am
blacklesbianandproudofit
United Utillities to be investigated over Waterboarding claims

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Scronnyglonkle 14.05.13 7:01am
Scronnyglonkle
Vicky Pryce's new book to be ghostwritten

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Wrenfoe 14.05.13 6:55am
Wrenfoe
Mini-roundabout Mexican stand-off reaches third day

The drivers of three Nissan Micras who have all been giving way to each other at a mini-roundabout in Weston-Super-Mare have been given emergency rations by concerned locals as their stand-off passes...

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ianslat 14.05.13 6:45am
Yikes
Miliband pledge: "I'll be tough on Europe & tough on the sauces of Europe”

With the Tories split on Europe even wider than a Moulin Rouge chorus line dancing the can-can, Labour supremo, Ed Miliband, is about to announce a raft of hardline election pledges. In a speech to...

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Lenny Bee 13.05.13 9:36pm
Al OPecia
Fall in overall crime rate claim challenged

Despite the local Constabulary's insistence that the overall crime rate has fallen over the last 12 months, a group of Derbyshire villagers believe that thefts are actually increasing. 'I bought...

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Paddywack 13.05.13 9:29pm
Paddywack
Daily Mail demands state funeral for Sir Alec 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 13.05.13 8:14pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Major to advise Cameron:

"Don't let the bastards get you down"...

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brd888 13.05.13 7:24pm
brd888
Apathetic referee couldn't give a toss

hat tip to sredni...

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weematt 13.05.13 6:15pm
sredni vashta
On the seventh day God rested, as the 3D printer was out of toner says Bible 2.0 12
ronseal 13.05.13 6:05pm
Flotsam
Obama urges Cameron to remind him who he is. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.05.13 5:35pm
Al OPecia
Nine on Wales book of the year awards list

That's 7 colouring books, one pop up and a "How to escape to England" guide then?...

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irreverendJ 13.05.13 4:14pm
irreverendJ
Dr Who end of series spoiler alert....it'll be shite as usual 0
irreverendJ 13.05.13 4:12pm
irreverendJ
Convicted Star Trek fanatic given life. 13
sredni vashta 13.05.13 4:08pm
Skylarking
Coronavirus linked to James Corden

The World Health Organization has said it is closely monitoring the spread of James Corden throughout the globe. The Global Alert and Response (GAR) system has already been activated in reaction to...

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Wrenfoe 13.05.13 4:00pm
Wrenfoe
U.S. Dr Who fans leak spoiler: "He is not a real doctor"

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Wrenfoe 13.05.13 3:57pm
Wrenfoe
Teacher has bag stolen - Police say it's a textbook case. 1
The Nage 13.05.13 3:25pm
beau-jolly
Huhne ex claims she served his sentence for him.

Hat tip to Titus...

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MADJEZ 13.05.13 3:06pm
Sinnick
NHS fury as X-ray glasses turn out to be useless

NHS managers are considering legal action over the purchase of hundreds of thousands of pairs of, so called, X-ray glasses. "When we saw the advert in the back of a comic book, they seemed ideal for...

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apepper 13.05.13 2:18pm
Gålgö13
“Rancid doormat syndrome” could be eradicated by postal spam filter.

It is a sad sign of the times. You return home from a longish holiday, only to find postal spam - much of it old and rotting – covering your doormat. Much of the decomposing meat product will...

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nickb 13.05.13 1:07pm
nickb