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Miliband to reform 0
virtuallywill 3 years

NoW scandal, opportunity knocks...

Rupert Murdoch arrives to crowds, will play polo later and plant a tree 2
virtuallywill 3 years

May wear black suit and hat!!!!...

Void left by News of the World to be filled by ‘Beano on Sunday’ 0
roybland 3 years
Lesson 1 for Channel 5 weather girls: 0
greg various 3 years

An occluded front doesn't mean you have to cover up your tits...

MILLIONS WAKE UP TO HORRIFYING PROSPECT OF SCANDAL-FREE SUNDAYS 0
TheHack 3 years

Millions of slope-browed readers are waking up this morning in the knowledge that today is the last day they’ll be able to pass judgement on a selection of celebs, politicians, deviants and fellow...

Share values of SIM card manufacturers crash as NoW closes. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Paul Weller disowns Jams 1978 hit single, 0
arthurminnit 3 years

but may re-release it as "the sun on sunday"...

Heston Blumenthal cooks himself in quest for culinary glory. 15
SingingHinny 3 years

Culinary wizard Heston Blumenthal is once again pushing the boundaries of taste, decency and ideas of what can be considered 'food’ by becoming the first chef to cook himself on television. ‘I...

Big Rise In 'Dogging' Incidents Expected.... 3
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Due to closure of the News of The World...

Serious Crime Squad placed on high alert for Rebekah Brooks' next holiday 0
Chip Paper 3 years
Yorkshire Tourism Confirms All Attractions Open, With NoWt Closing This Sunday 3
mugwump 3 years
Archbishop Williams orders all Anglican bells to rung in celebration this Sunday 3
JohnA 3 years

"It truly is an answer to all of our prayers", said an exultant Dr Williams, "let no man say that God does not exist when He looks after his beloved flock in this way"...

"The sky is the limit", says Sarah Palin on news of NASA's rocket launch 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Marriage Ref panel takes 'Slightly too long to answer' on necrophilia dilemma 0
antharrison 3 years
Betty Ford finally beats breathing addiction 3
beau-jolly 3 years
OED rules that everything is now officially gay 8
Oxbridge 3 years

Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from...

NOTW final edition proves so popular Murdoch decides to print again next week. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/8 edition) 7
SugarTits69 3 years

My apologies again for the large gap between my posts. I developed an RSI during Wimbledon and took some time off. Regular readers might recall that my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko and I...

250 innocent journalists rescued from Wapping Hell Hole 2
ronseal 3 years

Today, The Newsbiscuit of the World can reveal how 250 innocent journalists were enslaved by a seedy MR Big called Rupert, who employed them to write showbiz stories, sports reports and gardening...

Further space exploration hindered by its astronomical cost 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Cameron Makes U-Turn On Breakfast Order 0
Captain Emyr 3 years
ROYAL SWEET: CATHERINE GETS LA'ED IN BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL ROMP 0
rikkor 3 years
SEEDY MR BIG'S MERCY DASH TO SORDID RED HEAD ENDS IN HORROR CRASH. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

.. There you go Ron...

Further Beko recall as ovens freeze over. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Pet shop fire caused by stick insects having sex. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 3 years
Furious madames pull their ads from BT phone boxes over unbundling scandal 1
ronseal 3 years
Cautious welcome from vegetarians for compulsory bacon donor cards 13
3 years

Proposals for the introduction of compulsory bacon donor cards have provoked a mixed reaction. The scheme was dreamt up so that pigs that die from natural causes can donate their bacon to desperate...

Planking almost as popular as wanking 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
South African government deny any involvement in Beko issue 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Horn of Africa appeal to be sponsored by Viagra 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

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