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Farage storms to victory in debate

UKIP was claiming victory after last night’s televised debate as polls showed a massive 67% of the audience were in favour of Nigel Farage compared to just 33% who favoured Liberal Democrat leader...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 03.04.14 7:49am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Hour Glass Manufacturers Should Clean Up After Recent UK Sand Storms 0
Titus 03.04.14 7:13am
Titus
Britain Under Threat From Radicalised Fundamentalist Weather From Sahara 0
Titus 03.04.14 7:12am
Titus
Commuter speeds home to watch The Simpsons. 1
Maverick 03.04.14 7:08am
Titus
Report:Nurseries Should Use More Drugs & Bullying To Prepare Children For School 0
Titus 03.04.14 7:06am
Titus
Gay couples to agree which one will put on weight and go off sex after wedding

Homosexual couples are being encouraged to agree which one of them will gain two stone and lose their sex drive before committing to marriage. Following the legalisation of same-sex marriages,...

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Midfield Diamond 03.04.14 6:56am
Titus
Muslin Brotherhood dismayed at ban prospect

Popular urban fabrics collective Muslin Brotherhood have expressed their dismay at the prospect of being listed as a proscribed organisation by the government. Collective hemsperson Alan Kaida said,...

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custard cream 03.04.14 5:14am
Squudge
Man narrowly avoids banana skin catastrope during heavy smog 0
Mork 03.04.14 12:28am
Mork
Red sky at night, shepherds to wear compulsory face masks

New health guidelines issued by the BBC recommend that shepherds, far from being delighted to see the sun sinking into a glorious red sky should take heed of the possible pollution hazard and don...

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vulture1 02.04.14 11:37pm
Adrian Bamforth
Right wing cats oppose Siamese immigration

Members of UCIP (United Cats Independence Party) have strongly opposed Siamese and other, so called, "foreign" breeds from entering the UK. Party leader, Mr Tiddles, explained; "They come over here...

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apepper 02.04.14 11:10pm
apepper
Shapps and Reeves to engage in 'Soundbite Face-off'

In an effort to outflank the Lib-Dem/UKIP debate on Europe, Labour and the Conservatives are to engage in their own 'Clash of the Titans' as, in a live televised programme, Rachel Reeves and Grant...

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Electrelane 02.04.14 10:43pm
Electrelane
Clegg - "Cameron & Miliband promised to be at debate" 0
camz 02.04.14 9:45pm
camz
UKIP councillor forgets to change clocks - Accused of living in the past 0
camz 02.04.14 9:38pm
camz
"Elvis is Dead" - Nigel Farage exclusive! 0
camz 02.04.14 9:36pm
camz
Lawrence of Arabia and two camels discovered in Margate after rain storm 2
Dick Everyman 02.04.14 9:04pm
Dick Everyman
Farage - UK need to build a house every seven minutes - best get Polish brickies 0
throngsman 02.04.14 8:42pm
throngsman
The NewsBiscuit TV Guide

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Squudge 02.04.14 8:41pm
Squudge
Farage defeated by Mr T, turns to Clegg to train him for rematch 1
Andy Gilder 02.04.14 7:29pm
Squudge
Lesbian porn stars regret arousing Charlie Brooks.

Lesbian pornography performers have expressed 'horror and regret' that their work may have been used to titillate Charlie Brooks, the racehorse owner, Old Etonian and close friend of David...

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CulchaVulcha 02.04.14 7:14pm
Squudge
Farage wants Britain to stand tall. UKIP promises built-up shoes. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.04.14 7:05pm
dominic_mcg
E-Cigs face restrictions over concerns of 'passive idiocy'

E-Cigarettes face restrictions over concerns that they may make non users look as ridiculous as users. Smoking real cigarettes officially remains both big and clever experts say. More soon...

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RobArmstrong 02.04.14 7:05pm
Ref Minor
Air pollution levels sky high. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.04.14 5:08pm
dominic_mcg
Great Heck Name Sign In East Yorkshire To Be Changed To Shushing Heck…..

….Due to too many 'Oldie's' scaring themselves sick at the junction...

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Jesse Bigg 02.04.14 4:33pm
Jesse Bigg
Farage banned from debate for breaking rules on "hiring minor politicians" 0
Schoolboy 02.04.14 4:26pm
Schoolboy
Cable seeks to ban "e-mail" as it "encourages the use of Royal Mail" 0
Schoolboy 02.04.14 4:24pm
Schoolboy
French performance artist told to 'shit in the wood'

Performance artist Abraham Poincheval has been told by curators at the Hunting and Wildlife Museum in Paris that he cannot use the museums lavatory to defecate but must use the woods at the back of...

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Gerontius 02.04.14 4:00pm
Gerontius
TROTT SHOCK

Jonathan Trott failed in his comeback innings scoring only four runs before padding up to a straight one!, Visibly shaken Trott changed and had to be forcibly restrained from diving off the dressing...

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wazzamill 02.04.14 3:01pm
throngsman
Nigel Farage intends to rely on being a prat tonight

As both Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg limber up for the debate of the evening, they have discussed their strategies to the press. 'I'm clearly a bit of a prat,' admitted Farage, 'and I intend to use...

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throngsman 02.04.14 1:37pm
throngsman
Tiger Woods misses Masters and fails to master Mrs 1
custard cream 02.04.14 12:59pm
Dick Everyman
London pollution impact to be fully assessed 'once the dust settles' 3
bookiesfriend 02.04.14 12:46pm
bookiesfriend