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Gretna Green over run by English gay elopers 1
custard cream 25.07.12 8:37pm
Sinnick
English gays go to Gretna Green to put rings on fingers

Combining subs by Psychadelic Squirrel and custard cream...

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Sinnick 25.07.12 8:33pm
Sinnick
Cast of EastEnders to be responsible for Olympic security

Following the successful foray of the Olympic torch relay into the fictitious London Borough of Walford, Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that responsibility for Olympic security is to be...

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The Paper Ostrich 25.07.12 8:25pm
The Paper Ostrich
Athletes Union says Olympic strikes 'inevitable'

More chaos was poured on the 2012 London Olympics today with the announcement of industrial action by the British Runners, Athletes, Sailors, Oarspersons and Fencers Federation., Expected to last...

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govanesque 25.07.12 8:23pm
govanesque
Gay Scottish weddings: putting rings on fingers 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 25.07.12 8:22pm
Sinnick
Boyle Responds to Criticism of Opening Ceremony by Keeping it Real

On June 12th a model of the opening ceremony was unveiled. However, in response to widespread criticism of his plans for the Olympic opening ceremony, Danny Boyle revised the whole script. Criticism...

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mahesh 25.07.12 8:21pm
mahesh
Olympics called off as atheletes strike over bonus for working during Olympics 0
Al OPecia 25.07.12 8:16pm
Al OPecia
Man who wasn't 'being funny or nuffink' continues to deliver on promise 2
ronseal 25.07.12 7:24pm
Golgo13
Man who launched pooper-scoop company says "Business is picking up" 2
seymour totti 25.07.12 7:04pm
Perks
Field for sale; slightly soiled 0
Perks 25.07.12 5:55pm
Perks
Olympic opening ceremony to feature Prince Philip shooting wildlife

Rumours that Prince Philip is to feature in the spectacular Opening Ceremony of the Olympic Games have been confirmed by Buckingham Palace insiders. When faced with the prospect of having to endure...

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Stan 25.07.12 4:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Scottish government to allow two Jocks to marry 0
charlies_hat 25.07.12 4:25pm
charlies_hat
Beckham awarded Hi-Viz steward status for Olympic games 0
simonjmr 25.07.12 3:57pm
simonjmr
Manchester airport to adopt "A Roaming we will go" as new anthem 0
simonjmr 25.07.12 3:53pm
simonjmr
Macaulay Culkin to star in new movie 'Flown Alone' 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 25.07.12 2:23pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Ipswich Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

An East Anglian man has been given the all clear by the High Court in London to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Britons to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen...

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HIGNFY 25.07.12 1:14pm
HIGNFY
Argentina Steal Falkalnd Islands

The British Government is holding emergency talks with Argentina after the Argentine navy stole the Falkland Islands and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Argentine mainland. The daring raid...

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HIGNFY 25.07.12 1:11pm
HIGNFY
Cameron defends 'cash in hand' payment after Clegg washed his bike 3
25.07.12 1:10pm
dvo4fun
Lord Green responds to HSBC Money Laundering accusations: "My hands are clean" 1
dvo4fun 25.07.12 1:07pm
writinginbsl
Manc boards plane to Italy

A 28-year-old Man from Manchester has boarded a plane to Rome, on his own, with a passport, ticket and boarding pass. The man got through a security screen by mingling with families, young...

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Old Hat 25.07.12 1:06pm
writinginbsl
"Olympian Only" Breathing Zones announced

In a frankly predictable move, LOCOG have identified that there will be specific breathing areas set aside in London's parks for Olympic Officials and competitors. A spokesman said "It is risible...

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FlashArry 25.07.12 1:05pm
FlashArry
PANIC AS OLYMPIC ATHLETICS TRACK MEASURES IN AT 375 METRES

http://www.uclan.ac.uk/uclansport/arena/media/uclan_sport_facilities.jpg Panic gripped East London today as final measurements of the landmark athletics track revealed it to be a full 25 metres too...

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Peter749400 25.07.12 1:05pm
writinginbsl
Olympic terror threat level reduced after al-Qaeda outsource terrorism to G4S

There were large sighs of relief today following news that security firm G4S have been put in charge of organising all of al-Qaeda’s terrorist activities for the 2012 Olympics. ‘It just makes...

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Ludicity 25.07.12 1:04pm
writinginbsl
Unaided flight may be possible with right combination of real ale & Stagg chilli 0
simonjmr 25.07.12 12:50pm
simonjmr
Images from new Superman movie released of Superman with a capon 0
simonjmr 25.07.12 12:47pm
simonjmr
Legalisation of gay marriage in Scotland not due to ugliness of Scottish women. 0
dominic_mcg 25.07.12 12:33pm
dominic_mcg
Tesco agrees to re-imburse 'Fifty Shades' customer who cannot find her clitoris

A 49 year old Wakefield woman has spoken publicly for the first time, after supermarket giant Tesco reluctantly agreed to refund her following her purchase of the steamy sex trilogy 'Fifty Shades if...

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Underconstruction 25.07.12 12:23pm
Underconstruction
Marathon runners face disqualification if they fail to eat Happy Meals during...

race, London 2012 organisers, have warned marathon runners, that their finishing positions will be 'null and void', if they fail to consume Happy Meals given to them at feeding stations during the...

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Underconstruction 25.07.12 12:03pm
Underconstruction
Airport security introduce compulsory clear plastic bag for all 11 year old boys 3
charlies_hat 25.07.12 10:58am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Trashy sex novels blamed for decline in writing standards.

The rise in popularity of novels such as 50 Shades of Grey and its sequels is being blamed for a disturbing slip in the quality of mainstream standards of writing, according to a study by a media...

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wallster 25.07.12 8:53am
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