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USS 'Mount Whitney' stationed off coast of Libya... 0
be reasonable 3 years

As aspirational names go, it's better than 'Ponce'., I tried to mount Whitney once, but that Kevin Costner bloke threw me out...

"Mainline" the monthly magazine for intraveneous drugs users launched today 8
simonjmr 3 years
Consumer tests show Daily Mail is kinder to your bottom than any other paper 0
ronseal 3 years

Associated Newspapers' new non smudging newsprint technology makes the Jan Moir column in the Daily Mail the best column on which to wipe your bottom, according to a new study...

Latest polls indicate tactical census completion 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The polling organisation MORI has confirmed that their latest survey of census forms indicates that there has been a lot of tactical completion of the forms., A spokesman for the organisation said...

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang grounded by £33,000 car insurance quote. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

As seen on today's BBC News website...

Libya cancel major spaghetti order after Italy lets RAF use their airfields 0
Basil_B 3 years
New Mr Men books to be launched with expletives 3
Scroat 3 years

A spokesman for the estate of creator Roger Hargreaves said this week: "We feel this is great way of bringing the Mr Men experience up to date, as, unfortunately, swearing has become increasingly...

CSI: MIami cancelled due to sunglasses shortage 1
Mrblacker 3 years

TV bosses in the United States have confirmed the cancellation of the detective series CSI: Miami because they can no longer find enough sunglasses to make the show without glaring continuity errors....

George Osbourne attempts to get economy moving but proves unable to Budget. 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years
LibyanTV reports Osborne still defiant despite rising inflation and unemployment 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Public names Olympic neighbourhood Whatawasteofmoney 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Welsh badgers call for No Cull zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Osborne unlikely to raise Budget tedium threshold 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Crisis for Gaddafi after Aston Villa board gives him its full backing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Osbourne to reduce Income Tax burden on millions by making them unemployed 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Bowel cancer screening unexpected choice for Royal Film Performance 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Private jet tax ‘last straw’ for Thunderbirds 9
Des and Stan 3 years

International Rescue, forced to curtail its activities in recent years because of rocketing fuel prices, says Chancellor George Osborne’s proposed private jet tax is one regulatory burden too far...

Politicians Agree Military Should Play Key Role in Military Command Structure 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

However, to reassure the public, politicians said they will still reserve the right to change objectives or even have no objectives or exit strategy from military campaigns...

Daleks ordered to undergo anger management therapy 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

At Horseferry Magistrates court today, six daleks were ordered by Mr Justice Kennedy to undergo anger management therapy after they were convicted of exterminating a number of extras in Docotor Who...

BBC to end all TV and radio broadcasting to cut costs 1
cjhack 3 years

The BBC is to end all television and radio broadcasts as part of measures to cut costs., The corporation said money saved could be redirected towards filling its pensions “black hole”, and...

Americans ask for Friendly Fire to become an Olympic event. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More medal hopes soon...

Royal Wedding surprise as Kate picks stretched pink Hummer as wedding car. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More populist moves soon...

'This shit just got serious', says Gaddafi of hair-dye sanctions. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Scotland bombed by RAF after reports of Highland Coup. 0
mr blue 3 years
Osbourne Tells Cameron He Spent Budget on Some Magic Beans from a Market Trader 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Clegg to be allowed to play with Luxembourg 1
jp1885 3 years

With David Cameron’s call for the enforcement of a no-fly zone over Libya now a devastating reality, deputy Prime Minister and Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has been given the go-ahead to...

Supermodels not affected by No Thigh Zone 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Jordan: "No sex before marriage" shock 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Supermodel Katie Price, aka Jordan, is expected to get married at least 30 times this month...

Libyan sand forces US jets into "no-fly" zone 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
South Pole still suffering from No Ozone 0
bonjonelson 3 years