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'Jesus only joined family business to keep Joseph happy' claims Pope 0
acwanaut 3 years

Despite formerly supporting the theory that Jesus was happy as a carpenter, Wikileaks today revealed that the alledged 'son of god' was more devoted to his biological father's calling than creating...

Bin Laden not dead, just has super injunction 0
virtuallywill 3 years

no tweets in [s]heaven[/s] paradise...

Holiday resorts the world over frantically prepare for secret royal honeymoon 0
Basil_B 3 years

Nearly a fortnight after they got married, Clarence House revealed today that the Royal couple would go on their long awaited honeymoon but would not reveal where they are actually going. The...

Clegg admits Salmond face-transplant still won't make him popular 0
acwanaut 3 years
Wealthy Bankers concerned after mis-spelling probe reveals dubious practises 0
acwanaut 3 years
Nation's bullies consider rich possibilities of 'Clarkson fucks your mum' insult 0
Kuifje 3 years

The nation's bullies were rejoicing last night as a new insult was added to the playground lexicon. The insult; a classic 'your mum + X = imprudent sexual relations' formula, is nothing new, but...

Mafia turmoil after protection mis-selling probe announced 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Armpit transplant man can smell again 2
SteveCut 3 years
Schwarzenegger and wife separate. Arnie says 'he wont be back'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Irate tourists sue Marc Cohn for “misleading” Walking In Memphis lyrics 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
WWF pressure against clearing of Tiger Woods. 0
Screenie 3 years

accusing him of 'blatantly having no respect for the birds.'...

Cable theft leads to new Business Secratary being railroaded in 0
acwanaut 3 years
Salmond wins gets 107 during launch of scrabble scottish edition wi' 'buckfast' 0
acwanaut 3 years

More shoon...

Face Swap Man 'grateful' but 'wanted to be more Clooney' 0
acwanaut 3 years
Mounting sympathy for Bin Laden over 12 inch TV set 1
roybland 3 years

The Pentagon's decision to release home videos of Osama Bin Laden's life in his Pakistan compound has backfired with growing concern over the small television set the leader of al-Qaeda had to watch...

Cable thefts lead to railway delays due to thieves on the line 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Microsoft calls off Skype purchase after due diligence finds unexpected errors 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gvt. to create extra university places for poor by allowing rich to buy degrees 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Annoying smug insurance company advert creates vicious backlash against Meerkats 1
ronseal 3 years

A one joke advertising campaign for a shitty insurance broker could see the entire Meerkat population wiped out in an angry public backlash. MORE SOON...

New anti-virus program simply reinstalls windows every two weeks 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Ed Moribund takes out super injunction to stop spread of rumours... 0
be reasonable 3 years

alleging that he is 'Leader of the Opposition', 'competent' and a 'bit of a twat'. More soon...

Man's best friend now an animal shaped household product 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sarah Palin: "Bristols exposure won't hurt my candidacy prospects." 0
charlieworth 3 years

U.S. Presidential aspirant Sarah Palin offered a cautious welcome to the news that her daughter Bristol had signed a deal to appear in a 'reveal-all' American 'reality' show. Speaking at a press...

Seve's funeral marred as fans keep shouting 'get in the hole'. 12
exigo 3 years
Critics cast doubt on 'charges by post' plan 1
Mrblacker 3 years

The Government's plans to issue charge notices to minor offenders by post are under fire from critics of the Royal Mail. The Home Secretary Theresa May announced the proposal as part of plans to cut...

Nick Clegg admits responsibility for everything. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Fukushima, Stoke City, Big Brother, Sunny Delight, Builder's Bum, Danny Alexander's farting, the Crimean War, Global Warming, the Austin Allegro, Horne and Corden, Pot Noodle, Cancer, Chavs, Price...

Nick Clegg seeks superinjunction against seller of doormats with his face on... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Nick Clegg aims to join successful team - makes overtures to Alex Ferguson... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Or would he just score more own goals?...

***** granted ***** by the ***** in ****** today. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

As has been widely reported ******, ***** ******, who is a professional ********, has successfully applied for a ********* at the ********* in *******. His ******* said today it was a ******** for...

Nil-by-mouth patient granted supper injection 2
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