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"Secrets must become more secret" says Secret Service chiefs 0
nickb 08.11.13 8:52am
nickb
Sous-Chef Faces Legal Proceedings 1
Iggy Pop-Barker 08.11.13 8:45am
jimmydodger
Shocking YouTube video features someone doing nothing shocking 0
Dumbnews 08.11.13 12:56am
Dumbnews
IQ accurately measured by quick analysis of person's facebook usage 0
Dumbnews 07.11.13 11:02pm
Dumbnews
Polonius killed "by arras chap" 0
nickb 07.11.13 10:24pm
nickb
Human genome turns out to be Big Ears 2
nickb 07.11.13 10:15pm
medici2471
Pakistan Taliban name new drone target 3
medici2471 07.11.13 9:23pm
Dick Everyman
Prime Minister smoked crack-cocaine in Downing Street

Reports are circulating that David Cameron smoked crack cocaine at a late-night Downing Street meeting organized by his Aussie spin doctor, Lynton Crosby, to "put some HS2 fire in the Cameroon belly"...

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Starchy 07.11.13 8:18pm
Starchy
Woman tries to sell baby in Airport toilet

Or,as it is known in the trade: a bog standard deal...

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vanhellsink 07.11.13 8:17pm
vanhellsink
Kettle of fish doesn't want to be different any more

Tearful cauldron hits back after years of prejudice. Pot refuses to be drawn in, as he's already facing a charge of racial discrimination...

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Landfill 07.11.13 8:07pm
Jesus H
Lord Vader To Be Stripped of Peerage Following Alderaan Incident 0
deceangli 07.11.13 7:35pm
deceangli
Boris Johnson to star in X Men sequel as "Flaxen"

pictures at 1...

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blokefromstoke 07.11.13 7:32pm
deceangli
Brazil to clear browsing history

President Dilma Rousseff has been forced to call off a state visit to Washington, delete her 'special' hard drive and adopt a 'false moustache' to evade a barrage of US espionage. There is growing...

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Wrenfoe 07.11.13 7:19pm
deceangli
Jar Jar Binks convicted of murdering millions of middle-aged men’s childhoods

After a grueling wait of nearly fourteen years, Jar Jar Binks has finally been brought to justice over the savage slaughter of millions of middle-aged men’s childhoods. He is set to serve...

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TobiasBV 07.11.13 5:25pm
TobiasBV
Ssssh it's a secret as heads of C&A, BHS and M&S meet to discuss war on fashion. 0
irreverendJ 07.11.13 5:18pm
irreverendJ
ECB bowled over as interest plummets prior to Ashes Test series

The English Cricket Board compared today's news of a massive decline in interest in English cricket to being struck on 'the Crown jewels' by a fast ball from Jimmy Anderson. It was announced today...

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cinnahmon 07.11.13 5:14pm
Dick Everyman
Men who live with their parents slam latest Call of Duty as 'nothing like war'

Thousands of men who live with their parents have criticised the latest instalment of the hugely successful Call of Duty franchise today, claiming the game 'lacks the reality of real, hardcore modern...

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Jesus H 07.11.13 4:55pm
Jesus H
FBI : JFK assassination was pilot episode of "Jackass" gone tragically wrong

more from behind the grassy knoll at 1...

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blokefromstoke 07.11.13 3:22pm
cinnahmon
Man discovers he and his wife have been arguing for six days

A married man from Leeds, 33, has discovered that, quite unbeknownst to him, he and his wife have been 'feuding' for the last six days. 'To be honest,' he says, 'I don't know what to do. If I tell...

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TobiasBV 07.11.13 3:19pm
Oxbridge
Baby hits back with sardonic "Parents on Board" sticker 0
sydalg 07.11.13 2:32pm
sydalg
Creepy stranger urging kids to eat their greens labelled a "mushy peadophile" 1
sydalg 07.11.13 2:24pm
Wrenfoe
Despite Facebook vote, Mullah Fazlullah pips 1D to become new Taliban Leader

(more later)...

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Wrenfoe 07.11.13 2:19pm
blokefromstoke
Cuts at glass factory 6
Idiot 07.11.13 2:12pm
cinnahmon
Serial Cheater Caught Out By Tesco Face-Scan

Following a trip to Tesco with his wife, Rupert Forrest 37, of Basingstoke was yesterday desperately trying to explain to his spouse why Tesco Face-scanning had resulted in multiple adverts aimed at...

1
Flugelbinder 07.11.13 1:38pm
Wrenfoe
Europe showing less interest in benchmarks - ECB

more soon., (There has to be a better ticker there somewhere.. )...

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Not Amused 07.11.13 1:30pm
Not Amused
Government to outsource decision making to china to cut costs 0
tomholder 07.11.13 1:06pm
tomholder
Mars Robot Explorers Just Men in Robot Suits

In a stunning revelation that has set Mars exploration back by at least a decade, NASA has revealed that the Mars rovers are not real robots, but simply men in robot suits. The announcement was made...

2
King Pigeon 07.11.13 12:46pm
King Pigeon
Spy chiefs "banned" from bringing fluffy white cats to Security Committee 1
nickb 07.11.13 12:05pm
Titus
Universal Credit Scheme universally discredited

“No benefit to anyone” agree experts “and a complete waste of taxpayers’ money.” “Surely that’s the point Dave” pleaded soon-to-be-jobless Iain Buncombe-Smith “if there’s no...

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farmer giles 07.11.13 10:12am
farmer giles
False widow spider ate my dog

Dog owners are on high alert in Dartmoor after claims by a local farmer that his border collie was eaten by a giant false widow spider. Alleged sightings of a large black eight legged beast around...

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Dick Everyman 07.11.13 10:06am
Dick Everyman