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| Downing Street runs out of toilet paper. | 0 |  |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 3 years |
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Lib Dem manifesto used instead... |
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| "Broken Britan fixed" say experts | 0 | |
Peter | 3 years |
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Less than 24 hours into the reign of David Cameron experts are claiming Broken Britain is fixed. Reports coming in suggest that Britains deficit has been reduced to approximatly 10% of yesterdays... |
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| Nick Clegg delighted with new role as Number 10 butler | 0 | |
ianslat | 3 years |
| "First past the post" to be abolished for London Olympics | 2 | |
Mustavagander | 3 years |
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The London Olympic Committee have announced today that they are abandoning the traditional "First Past the Post" system for the games in 2012. "The idea is simple", said minister Tessa Jowell, "The... |
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| Samantha Cameron embraces change by repainting the door of No. 10. | 0 | |
Stan Laurel | 3 years |
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As her husband worked into the night struggling with affairs of state, Samantha Cameron started work immediately by having the door of No. 10 Downing Street repainted symbolically in blue, with... |
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| Grim reality of return to Tory government dawns as Ben Elton announces UK tour | 0 | |
wallster | 3 years |
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'Beware the Thatch-eron'., Right on... |
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| Fans eagerly await latest reincarnation of The Deputy. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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Fans of the popular and long-running "Parliament" are waiting to see the latest incarnation of the Deputy Prime Minister. One die-hard fan, wearing a red tie and a fat suit said "I'll probably give... |
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| West End thief tells police, 'you got me banged to rights' | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'Its a fair cop', he says at West End Central. 'Oh my giddy aunt, not you again' says desk sergeant, 'we'll soon have you in the slammer'... |
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| Cameron 'maniacal' behind closed doors of Number 10 | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Downing Street staff have commented on a 'drastic change' in the demeanour of newly-appointed Prime Minister, David Cameron, after he entered his official ministerial residence last night. Mr... |
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| David Cameron leads 'Con-Dem' | 3 | |
fernandomando | 3 years |
| Queen was bored waiting in all day "for a man to fix one's broken Britain". | 0 | |
sauce | 3 years |
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could be a long wait... |
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| ..........13 hours of Tory misrule!!!!....Expect a lot more soon. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Nick Clegg to star in "Secret diary of a Lib-Dem leader" | 3 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| God Help Us All | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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and all who fail in her, http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv171/edwardhack/HofPundernewmanagement.jpg, Rope and chair sales hit new high... |
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| Britain celebrates first CGI Prime-Minister | 0 | |
ED209 | 3 years |
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UK voters were in awe at the special effects which have led to the country having its first entirely CGI leader. After his regeneration, the Queen welcomed David Cameron to the post, apparently... |
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| Queen 'totally buzzed' at being left in charge for half an hour | 0 | |
ED209 | 3 years |
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The normally calm and regal Queen was today reported to be 'wired, rushing and totally buzzed' at being left to run the country for a few minutes whilst the Prime Minister changed over. The brief... |
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| Hague gutted as Polish typist confirmed as Foreign Secretary | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Confident Cameron announces intention to run in the Derby. More soon. | 0 | |
red | 3 years |
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I believe Viz has a section called "Up the arse corner", so maybe a public school education is helpful?... |
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| Clegg unhappy as LD cabinet posts exceed results of proportional representation | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Brown's resignation confirms Scots inability to enter second round of anything | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| The Stanglers' "Golden Brown" : the Gordon Brown remix | 4 | |
Quaz | 3 years |
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I'm no great fan of any party, but couldn't resist having a stab at this. (To the tune of "Golden Brown" by the stranglers). Gordon Brown and Mandleson, Blow me down, will they soon be gone?,... |
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| Cameron dismayed at having to moved to Terraced accommodation. | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Also problem with neighbours... |
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| Unelected woman asks unelected man to form unelected government | 0 | |
lazarus | 3 years |
| British public applaud succinct media commentary on election events. | 1 | |
Tigerstripes | 3 years |
| It's official: Nick Clegg has the cleanest rectum in the history of politics | 1 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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after nearly a week of having it licked by Cameron and Brown... |
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| Paddy Ashdown Designated Secretary for Whore | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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Apologies that should, of course, have read WAR. Secretary for WAR... |
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| David Cameron enters Downing Street. Nick Clegg still groggy from the Rohypnol | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Robin Hood agrees coalition deal with Sheriff of Nottingham | 1 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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Following days of extensive negotiations Robin Hood has finally agreed the terms under which he will work with the Sheriff of Nottingham. ‘There had to be a bit of give and take on both sides,’... |
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| Brown visits second old woman to apologise............ | 0 | |
Zen | 3 years |
| David Cameron accepts Queen's invitation to join her on Farmville | 0 | |
Adam Ice Rink | 3 years |
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