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50% of UK population does not fancy Kate Middleton, survey reveals

Thank you, Sandy...

Audible Minority 11.03.13 7:31am
Audible Minority
Palace staff thefts - man helping police with equirries 1
LensCap 11.03.13 12:56am
Slante Dangle
Overweight woman "will not discuss" Elephant in the womb

more later...

dvo4fun 11.03.13 12:20am
It's an ill wind as Vicky Pryce "Geeky Greek" look takes Britain by storm 1
Drylaw 10.03.13 11:43pm
Fans eagerly await the launch of Hairbrush 2.0...

Hairbrush fans are gathering in San Francisco for the launch of Hairbrush 2.0 which, according to early reports, bristles with ‘exciting new features’. Kevin Schwartz, from The Tonsorial website,...

Tripod 10.03.13 10:12pm
Comic-Sans font goads drivers through the sound barrier 0
Squudge 10.03.13 9:41pm
pulled again

seeking instant gratification...

Squudge 10.03.13 9:38pm
Oedipus's mother upset to receive offensive and inappropriate mother's day card 1
Smart Alex 10.03.13 9:36pm
President Mugabe Claims Victrory In Falklands Vote.

Meanwhile, paranoia and suspicion have broken out regarding the identity of the "missing" voter after only 2,839 islanders vote to stay British...

Titus 10.03.13 9:10pm
Citizens let off from speeding fines after Ministry roadsign scrawl scandal

From our court correspondent Ivor Smallworm., "This is a great day for justice and ordinary folk like me" said Lord Bradley Fatcat (57) outside the Court of Justice an 'Ting in Balham, East London...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 10.03.13 8:54pm
Flash! Aa-aaaa!
Tesco asks about new contamination scare; 'What burgers have tortoise'? 1
topfotogmw 10.03.13 8:51pm
Jedi academy fails OFSTED inspection

Contrary to Sith claims, Obi Wan actually taught quite badly...

apepper 10.03.13 8:09pm
Archaeologists unearth 'two for one' seed offer at Hanging Gardens of Babylon

Archaeologists working on a site alleged to be the location of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon have uncovered evidence of the world’s very first garden centre. The astounding discovery, in a...

Dick Everyman 10.03.13 7:53pm
Dick Everyman
An Idiot’s Guide to ... Gardening

What is the purpose?, The main purpose of gardening is the avoidance of grief for the garden looking a mess. This breaks down into two forms of nagging. Firstly, grief for the front garden looking...

Midfield Diamond 10.03.13 7:45pm
Not Amused
Mushroom Lasagne "Contained Potato"

Vegetarians were shocked today to discover that a supermarket 'mushroom' lasagne contained traces of potato DNA. "I'd been really enjoying the horsemeat scandal" said smug vegan Arthur Bottleneck....

deceangli 10.03.13 7:36pm
Devil Of A Row As Ofsted Downgrades Hell For Having No Fury Like Vicky Pryce 0
Titus 10.03.13 6:31pm
Pryce hangs out Huhne’s dirty laundry in public with display of wanking towel

After two years of hanging out ex-husband Chris Huhne’s dirty laundry in public with tales of lies, abortions, and family tensions, Vicki Pryce has gone the extra step and actually hung out Mr...

Yikes 10.03.13 6:27pm
Des Custard
Graham Kerr admits responsibility for whole horsemeat scandal

One for the Oldies...

brownpaperreporter 10.03.13 6:10pm
Huhne to wear T-shirt in court with 'see what I have to deal with' 1
Squudge 10.03.13 5:31pm
Shock as the 900 pig carcasses fished from shanghai river contained horse dna

The citizens of Shaghai were shock to find that the pig carcasses floating in the Huangpu river, weren't just 900 water logged pig corpses but actually of the 900 bodies there were found traces of...

confuzzled 10.03.13 4:27pm
Man who forgot Mother's Day looking at a year of repentance

'Mum's already hit back because I forgot it was Mother's Day by sending me M&S flowers and chocolates,' said Bill Baines. 'When I asked her what they were for, she said if it were Son's Day, she...

roybland 10.03.13 4:13pm
Clegg tells spring conference 'Lib Dems are not even a protest vote anymore' 0
Perks 10.03.13 3:46pm
Falklands Referendum: Argentina Claims Pro-Argentine Penguins Disenfranchised

- which is perfectly true: no penguins were allowed to vote. However it has not been possible to establish with any certainty what nationality the penguins would prefer...

Titus 10.03.13 3:03pm
Farage: 'Murdoch left me holding his baby'

In a heart-rending interview, UKIP leader Nigel Farage broke down claiming that media mogul Rupert Murdoch had 'taken advantage' and left him 'holding our baby'. Sitting in a dimly lit cold bed-sit...

pinxit 10.03.13 2:36pm
Sanding room only at UK woodwork association convention 3
BAJDixon 10.03.13 2:19pm
Falklands Referendum: Argentina Disputes Constituency Boundary 0
Titus 10.03.13 2:12pm
Men prepare for 'that' evening again on Mother's Day

Men everywhere are gritting their teeth for the worst moment of the year this evening. Tonight is the one day of the year when women are able to say 'No, I don't want chips, I need to watch my...

Not Amused 10.03.13 1:57pm
Not Amused
Baghdad winner of this year's 'Iraq-in-Boom' contest

My weedy Neato...

Perks 10.03.13 1:52pm
sponge finger
Cardinals Send List Of 10 Questions To God

including "Can a cardinal come to a decision based on a reason that was not presented to the Conclave and has no facts or evidence to support it?"...

Titus 10.03.13 1:49pm
Mothers rewarded for year of dedication with crappy pub lunch

Hard-working mums throughout the country will be looking forward to a day of being pampered and waited on all day today, after spending the past 364 days organising, budgeting, ferrying, cleaning,...

Des Custard 10.03.13 1:47pm