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TV’s Handy Andy now just plain Andy

The wife of ‘Handy Andy’, DIY expert in popular BBC show Changing Rooms, has revealed people should refer to her husband as just Andy, since it’s 'far more factually correct'. Long-suffering...

dicky37 20.02.14 5:00pm
Passenger suffers terminal illness in airport. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.02.14 4:28pm
Blair to Brooks - 'Say Milly Dowler had WMD' 3
Electrelane 20.02.14 3:31pm
Channel 5 immigration debate ends in consensus

Channel 5's 'The Big British Immigration Row' has resolved the issue of immigration to everyone's satisfaction. After a robust discussion, participants compiled a list of appropriate actions in...

Adrian Bamforth 20.02.14 2:53pm
NB admin to close self aggrandisement loop hole - 23

NB administrators have warned contributors that in future they will have just two opportunities to bump their own subs before being blocked from responding to comments left by fellow contributors.,...

Gerontius 20.02.14 2:44pm
Ex-pat Connery clashes with ex-pat Bowie over Scotland vote

Equally as relevant...

Coco 20.02.14 2:38pm
Kevin the Swan
Somerset to use dredged material to fill hole left by Bristol Channel earthquake 0
Ian Searle 20.02.14 2:19pm
Ian Searle
6'7" immigrant found waving large sword avoids deportation citing He-man rights 3
m4x 20.02.14 12:40pm
Bowie thrilled with consecutive Brits win following 10,950 day trip in space 0
m4x 20.02.14 12:22pm
French baker with broken leg crosses pain threshold by running in to work 0
m4x 20.02.14 12:05pm
Short men to be given compulsory leg extensions on NHS as pub aggression worsens 0
m4x 20.02.14 11:41am
Farage must make his mind up, says Cameron, as Ukraine fights for EU membership 0
m4x 20.02.14 10:20am
Cameron - 'The poor simply refuse to eat' 0
Electrelane 20.02.14 10:04am
Brown's warning on Old Age Pensions "not really that relevant " to Scots

Thanks Sinnick...

Scots Al 20.02.14 9:39am
Sinkhole opens up in Katie Hopkins face

A five inch sinkhole has today been discovered just above the chin and below the nose of shock pundit Katie Hopkins. As yet, no-one is available for comment - except Hopkins...

Milo Shame 20.02.14 9:07am
Decrease in Unemployment Reverses Negative Swing

Detractors of the confusing use of double negatives refuse to back down from their previous position, despite pressure from pessimists to reduce the void in their perceived state of denial...

Guillermo De Snookio 20.02.14 8:39am
Guillermo De Snookio
Fears grow for Cara Delevigne after photo blackout reaches second day

Worries fans are bombarding twitter with the hashtag #helpfindcara after she has failed to appear in a photo news story in the press for two consecutive days., The previously ubiquitous...

NewBiscuit 20.02.14 8:33am
Brits overrun waiting for Bowie to negotiate steps to stage with zimmer 1
irreverendJ 20.02.14 8:26am
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Fukushima residents disappointed not to have developed superpowers 0
Smart Alex 20.02.14 8:15am
Smart Alex
New Google LiveView maps let you wave at yourself 0
Dumbnews 20.02.14 6:51am
Alex Salmond said to be mildly pleased with recent Independence polling

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camz 20.02.14 5:40am
Assisted dying organisation launches Dignitasty Meat Pies 0
sydalg 20.02.14 12:25am
Would-Be Smoker In Car Asks Child Passenger "Are We Nearly There Yet?" 10
Titus 19.02.14 10:43pm
Ref Minor
Bowie wins 'Most Promising Newcomer' Brits Award 0
custard cream 19.02.14 10:11pm
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"And you'll have to get your own Clubcard", Cameron tells Salmond. 0
custard cream 19.02.14 10:10pm
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Sczcesny mistakes referee for Ozil, makes offensive gesture 0
GingerClive 19.02.14 9:13pm
Executive on LinkedIn keeps posting his action items for status updates 0
Dumbnews 19.02.14 8:56pm
Man sees psychiatrist to help him quit seeing psychiatrists 0
Dumbnews 19.02.14 8:28pm
Blair advised Brooks to invade the Daily Mail, claims witness. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.14 8:22pm
Curling to be replaced by more interesting Olympics event - watching paint dry

More spectator-friendly sports soon...

Smart Alex 19.02.14 7:38pm
Smart Alex