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Mass media confusion as Duke of Cambridge undergoes hair replacement therapy 0
LittleSpender 03.12.12 4:34pm
LittleSpender
Duchess of Cambridge pregnant, Jimmy Savile “out of the frame”... 0
Tripod 03.12.12 4:29pm
Tripod
This Christmas, get the motorist in your life a miniature unicorn.

Imported directly from North Korea, this astonishing little beast will make traffic jams disappear before your very eyes! It will turn BMW drivers into vague approximations of real human beings! See...

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sigmund 03.12.12 3:54pm
sigmund
Persian carpets pulled

The future of Persian carpet production in Iran is in doubt following worrying developments recently exposed by nuclear inspectors. Following a visit to Tehran's Grand Bazaar, an off duty team of...

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Dick Everyman 03.12.12 2:35pm
Dick Everyman
Osborne to make autumn statement in stunning M&S georgette dress.

The catwalk was re-installed in the House this morning in anticipation of the government’s autumn statement. Whilst the Tories will be modelling frocks and two-piece suits in gorgeous orange...

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malgor 03.12.12 2:29pm
malgor
Osbourne to introduce new personal taxation rates; Tall, Grande & Venti 0
charlies_hat 03.12.12 2:26pm
charlies_hat
New Data Communications Bill to store everyone’s thoughts for a year

Plans to monitor the contents of everyone’s head came a step closer today with a proposed amendment to the government’s draft Data Communications Bill. Under the proposals all beliefs, intentions...

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Ludicity 03.12.12 12:46pm
Ludicity
Taliban plan 3 week winter offensive at short notice 0
dvo4fun 03.12.12 12:40pm
dvo4fun
Thai woman firing ping pong balls accused of having a magic carpet

SURELY I WIN...

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Bourbon 03.12.12 12:34pm
Bourbon
Home Secretary to star in new sit-com

May to Qatada...

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victimms 03.12.12 12:34pm
victimms
Chairman of Galliard Homes discovers talent for advertising voice overs 0
ronseal 03.12.12 12:31pm
ronseal
Trouble in Ballon town.

John the ballon was bad ,real bad,real bad and he knew it,he was more than bad he was mad,and sick,mad bad and sick,but he was more than bad,and sick,and mad,he was a phycho ballon,a ballon whod...

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Thubs Swirlim 03.12.12 12:30pm
Thubs Swirlim
Skyfall, the New James Bond Thriller Gets Shot Full Of Holes In This In Depth Lo

WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in...

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03.12.12 11:53am
sigmund
20 yrs since 1st txt msg ... "Been missold PPI? You could be owed £££'s"

many many more soon...

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Kramaring 03.12.12 10:53am
Kramaring
Traffic warden unearths British battleship in Amazonian rainforest

Vikram Cattermole, an award-winning 45 year old traffic warden, has discovered a British battleship buried in a remote Brazilian rainforest. The WW2 monster, believed to be the missing 40,000 ton...

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03.12.12 10:37am
Dick Everyman
HMRC to adjust misleading "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" slogan

"We thought HMRC meant we didn't have to pay tax" said a Amazon/Starbucks/and a few others' spokesman "Because our accountants said the purpose of tax is to tax people, so when HMRC said that tax...

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beagle 03.12.12 10:30am
beagle
People's daily dispatch had caused two limit shareholders called stocks

East China University of Science and Technology Business School professor Shen Ling in 1996 the stock market from the beginning to the end of December, there has been a dramatic fire scene: the...

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03.12.12 10:24am
Dick Everyman
Soldier told to work from home looking for place to park tank 2
Idiot 03.12.12 10:00am
sigmund
Salford man uses blog to announce change from briefs to boxers...

Blogger Gordon Baines has informed the readers of his blog, The Salford Soapbox, that he has finally made the change from briefs to boxers. The entry for December 3, 2012, suggests the decision...

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Tripod 03.12.12 9:36am
Tripod
Report says decline of Scottish economy ‘like Spain’s, only even more enjoyable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.12.12 9:33am
Duncan Biscuit
Man who sent first text 20 years ago still waiting for reply 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.12.12 9:32am
Duncan Biscuit
News International boss makes his excuses and leaves 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.12.12 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Waiting times to assault NHS staff have tripled, says study.

It’s a familiar picture in hospitals across the country. Depressing rooms full of people who have waited up to three hours to launch an unprovoked physical attack on a medical orderly or nurse. ...

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nickb 03.12.12 8:57am
DustyBinLaden
News International boss Mockridge quits "to spend more time with his conscience" 0
dvo4fun 03.12.12 8:44am
dvo4fun
Russian supremo expresses his legal position through dance : Putin On The Writs

Tired of being misunderstood and misrepresented, Vladimir Putin has declared that next time he addresses the world's media he will let his feet do the talking. er...

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ronseal 02.12.12 11:04pm
Sir Lupus
Duchess of Cambridge launches the all new ‘Royal Voice Plan’

The Duchess of Cambridge, in association with her parental family business, Party Pieces has launched an exciting new interactive DVD, the all new ‘Royal Voice Plan.’ The programme offers common...

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Dick Everyman 02.12.12 10:53pm
Dick Everyman
Rugby accused of racial discrimination as All Blacks denied victory. 7
MADJEZ 02.12.12 10:35pm
MADJEZ
Desperate Dan anxious to distance himself from Paul McCartney. 0
Queen of Tarts 02.12.12 9:24pm
Queen of Tarts
Starbucks to present HMRC with giant cardboard cheque in publicity coup

Starbucks is to counter bad publicity about its corporate greed with a series of meaningful events that will engage the public with their favourite coffee brand, culminating in a photo opportunity...

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ronseal 02.12.12 8:36pm
antharrison
Toy maker admits remodeling Jimmy Savile dolls as Rebekah Brooks was a mistake

With a consignment of two million Jimmy Savile dolls being ordered in August 2011 and delivered in September 2012 in readiness for the Christmas spending season, executives at toy manufacturer...

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antharrison 02.12.12 8:22pm
antharrison