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The England's 2018 world cup hopes have suffered yet another blow today, after governing body FIFA returned the FA's bid book, complaining that it had been 'defaced with substantial amounts of...

A Basingstoke plumber has submitted a formal complaint to the Association of Plumbing and Heating Contractors (APHC) after a recent visit to a lonely housewife ended abruptly when she only offered...

A hairy homosapien who has never hurt anyone, and lives a blameless, albeit lonely, life in remote mountain regions of the south pole has been dismissed by the media 'an abomination'. Now, the so...

For generations mothers have used it to smooth their child's skin and porn stars have wrestled in it. But now the world's supply of baby oil is under threat from human rights activists, who claim...

Doctors at Great Ormond Street Hospital have confirmed they are set to carry out an operation to conjoin brothers David and Ed Miliband, The brothers, who have been separated since birth, say the...

(don't you wish that's how it worked, eh folks?)...

Some of Britain's major supermarket chains are facing the wrath of the Trading Standards Institute, it has emerged, following reports that their own-brand bags of fresh air are being half filled with...

Bystanders throwing donations, 'we wanted to see him move'. Etc...

'including Waps, Dagos, Frogs, Krauts and Spics, and of course Stavros. All very nice'...

In what is likely to be one of the most controversial pieces of legislation being proposed by the coalition Government, all white men are to be banned from wearing anything but full-length trousers...

Danny Alexander, son/nephew of the famous pipe band duo, today accused Labour of "laying stinkbombs around Whitehall." Mr Alexander, sporting a sopping shirt and dripping wet hair said, "And it...

Top UK glamour model Teresa May has failed to become the country's first sexy Home Secretary because a government typist inadvertently added an 'h' to her first name. Instead, Theresa May, the...