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Men who live with their parents slam latest Call of Duty as 'nothing like war'

Thousands of men who live with their parents have criticised the latest instalment of the hugely successful Call of Duty franchise today, claiming the game 'lacks the reality of real, hardcore modern...

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Jesus H 07.11.13 4:55pm
Jesus H
FBI : JFK assassination was pilot episode of "Jackass" gone tragically wrong

more from behind the grassy knoll at 1...

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blokefromstoke 07.11.13 3:22pm
cinnahmon
Man discovers he and his wife have been arguing for six days

A married man from Leeds, 33, has discovered that, quite unbeknownst to him, he and his wife have been 'feuding' for the last six days. 'To be honest,' he says, 'I don't know what to do. If I tell...

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TobiasBV 07.11.13 3:19pm
Oxbridge
Baby hits back with sardonic "Parents on Board" sticker 0
sydalg 07.11.13 2:32pm
sydalg
Creepy stranger urging kids to eat their greens labelled a "mushy peadophile" 1
sydalg 07.11.13 2:24pm
Wrenfoe
Despite Facebook vote, Mullah Fazlullah pips 1D to become new Taliban Leader

(more later)...

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Wrenfoe 07.11.13 2:19pm
blokefromstoke
Cuts at glass factory 6
Idiot 07.11.13 2:12pm
cinnahmon
Serial Cheater Caught Out By Tesco Face-Scan

Following a trip to Tesco with his wife, Rupert Forrest 37, of Basingstoke was yesterday desperately trying to explain to his spouse why Tesco Face-scanning had resulted in multiple adverts aimed at...

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Flugelbinder 07.11.13 1:38pm
Wrenfoe
Europe showing less interest in benchmarks - ECB

more soon., (There has to be a better ticker there somewhere.. )...

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Not Amused 07.11.13 1:30pm
Not Amused
Government to outsource decision making to china to cut costs 0
tomholder 07.11.13 1:06pm
tomholder
Mars Robot Explorers Just Men in Robot Suits

In a stunning revelation that has set Mars exploration back by at least a decade, NASA has revealed that the Mars rovers are not real robots, but simply men in robot suits. The announcement was made...

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King Pigeon 07.11.13 12:46pm
King Pigeon
Spy chiefs "banned" from bringing fluffy white cats to Security Committee 1
nickb 07.11.13 12:05pm
Titus
Universal Credit Scheme universally discredited

“No benefit to anyone” agree experts “and a complete waste of taxpayers’ money.” “Surely that’s the point Dave” pleaded soon-to-be-jobless Iain Buncombe-Smith “if there’s no...

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farmer giles 07.11.13 10:12am
farmer giles
False widow spider ate my dog

Dog owners are on high alert in Dartmoor after claims by a local farmer that his border collie was eaten by a giant false widow spider. Alleged sightings of a large black eight legged beast around...

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Dick Everyman 07.11.13 10:06am
Dick Everyman
Tesco scanner tells Star Trek Fan "get a life". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.11.13 9:18am
Al OPecia
Ed Miliband announces Labours support for new 'Illegal Imigrant Workers Union'. 0
JoeBradley 07.11.13 12:52am
JoeBradley
Last of the Indian families finally blown from roof of Mars rocket. 0
Ref Minor 06.11.13 11:14pm
Ref Minor
Eric Pickles to play Tatooine in the new Star Wars sequel. 1
Al OPecia 06.11.13 11:13pm
Ref Minor
Coalition rewrites Pompey Chimes.

Sign on Pompey,Pompey sign on...

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Zen 06.11.13 11:13pm
Zen
X-Factor demands Sam Bailey closes USB2 inter-dental iPod gap

With the prospect of Sam Bailey winning the show intended to tie unheard of nobodies into contracts which pay them nothing, X-Factor management and judges have insisted that Sam Bailey should be...

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antharrison 06.11.13 11:09pm
antharrison
Rod Stewart appointed by BAE Systems for theme tune “We’re Not Sailing” 0
Dick Everyman 06.11.13 10:15pm
Dick Everyman
Tesco face scanner offers sweeties to paedophile 4
Robopop 06.11.13 9:50pm
Sinnick
Controversy surrounding twin towers fancy dress pair becomes overblown 0
davetwojackets 06.11.13 9:48pm
davetwojackets
New dot-com startup boasts 100% growth from 1 to 2 users 0
Dumbnews 06.11.13 8:43pm
Dumbnews
Dignitas to sell Polonium mints

No more soon...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.11.13 7:38pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Yasser Arafat may have been poisoned by PLOnium 0
custard cream 06.11.13 7:24pm
custard cream
Busker playing Eine Kleine Nachtmusik in Salzburg surprised when Mozart joins in

Lithographic print goes viral!...

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Ian Searle 06.11.13 7:06pm
The All New Jeni B
Prime Minister's Question's Marred By…...

….Tall bloke with thick orange makeup, shouting the odds...

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Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 5:06pm
Jesse Bigg
NASA rescue attempt for woman trapped in a decaying orbit around Eric Pickles 1
nyarlathotep 06.11.13 4:43pm
Al OPecia
Summer Event….Nudist Colony To Hold A…...

"Nice To Meet You Day."...

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Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 4:40pm
Jesse Bigg