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'It's a great day for the planet Vulcan', declares Obama 0
Nowherefast 07.11.12 9:31am
Nowherefast
National Association of Prostitutes Unveil New Strapline ..

.."It's a business doing pleasure with you !"...

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misterjingles 07.11.12 9:27am
Yikes
Mitt Romne]y anagrams 3
Charnztheoriginal 07.11.12 9:24am
Henryrugal
Jeb Bush offers to help re-count ballot papers if US election result is unclear 3
dvo4fun 07.11.12 9:07am
Sinnick
'Best of three?' suggests Romney 1
Long Distance Clara 07.11.12 8:44am
Des Custard
A bike is for life, not just for Christmas

Nothing brings more joy than a new bike for Christmas. The shiny new bell twinkles with the promise of much tinkling to come, the paintwork is yet to be scratched to pieces by overgrown brambles and...

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Sally Cinnamon 07.11.12 8:37am
Yikes
US election latest: Arthur Negus holds Bristol, CT

That's not a piece of news, just some gossip. (Anyone see what I did there ? Or even care ?)...

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DorsetBoy 07.11.12 6:40am
arthurminnit
Miami voters told to 'shake and stamp' as booths run out of ballot paper

more soon (now please wash your hands)...

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Squudge 07.11.12 5:43am
Squudge
Man with fake moustache revealed to be bare-faced liar. 4
weematt 07.11.12 5:43am
Squudge
America went black, will it go back? 1
AngryGammon 07.11.12 5:33am
Squudge
Costa Coffee launches new Totnes offensive

Just two weeks after Totnes councillors voted to ban Costa Coffee from opening its first store in the Devon town, Retail Gruppenfuhrer, Heinz Weisz gave an overview of their latest blitzkrieg: - By...

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custard cream 07.11.12 4:05am
Yikes
1970s sexual-abuse enquiry will ask 'Did Tories f*ck the whole country?' 4
dvo4fun 07.11.12 3:48am
Yikes
Met. press Tory 'grandee' for likely death date so their investigation can start 0
dvo4fun 07.11.12 12:35am
dvo4fun
BBC finds US man who actually cares what British think of his country's election

The BBC has discovered an American who actually cares what the British think about who wins the US presidential election. The breakthrough means that the massive holiday enjoyed by thousands of BBC...

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ronseal 06.11.12 9:26pm
Dick Everyman
Yorkshire Ripper defends Nadine Dorries' right to appear on I'm a Celebrity...

Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe has stepped into the controversy over Tory MP Nadine Dorries' decision to appear on the television reality show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 'I don't know...

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roybland 06.11.12 9:24pm
roybland
Obama and Romney neck and neck. Clinton leading by a head. 2
Paddy Berzinski 06.11.12 8:55pm
Ironduke
France to raise VAT to pay for Common Agricultural Policy.

Oh, wait, that's not right. It's [u]Germany and Britain[/u] that pay to subsidise French farmers...

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deskpilot3 06.11.12 8:21pm
deskpilot3
Rat had waited 18 weeks to get into theatre...

before testing positive for MRSA...

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deskpilot3 06.11.12 8:18pm
deskpilot3
David Icke is an embarrassment - Reptilian

Speaking from a cave in Costa Rica, a prominent Reptilian today disassociated himself from all things human related. Including the US Presidential elections, the Jimmy Savile paedophile scandal, and...

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Paddy Berzinski 06.11.12 8:11pm
Paddy Berzinski
Dorries opponent pushes for rise in abortion limit to 56 years. 0
reforse 06.11.12 7:41pm
reforse
MP Nadine Dorries all set for missionary work

Crusading Tory MP Nadine Dorries has defended her arduous trek into the Australian jungle in the hope of persuading the people she meets there that late-term abortion is just not on. Ms. Dorries...

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Darkbill 2.0 06.11.12 7:19pm
Tripod
Yorkshire Ripper defends Savile's reputation in new Sabatier ad 0
Paddy Berzinski 06.11.12 7:15pm
Paddy Berzinski
BBC to launch reality show: If I were a celebrity I wouldn't be here! More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 06.11.12 7:11pm
Squudge
ITV to air "I'm a constituent, get me a new MP." 1
Boutros 06.11.12 7:10pm
Squudge
Rebel RC Priests to star in "I'm a celibate get me out of here" 0
nickb 06.11.12 6:45pm
nickb
United States votes in neck and redneck contest. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.11.12 6:39pm
dominic_mcg
‘Can we have some of the money for proper goalposts’ ask Tower Hamlet residents

Residents in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets are said to be furious after plans by their local cash-strapped council to sell a Henry Moore sculpture would leave them without a decent pair of...

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Gerontius 06.11.12 6:13pm
Gerontius
Tom Jones refuse to team up with Sex Bomb collaborator claiming Mousse T ache 1
simonjmr 06.11.12 6:01pm
Squudge
Nick Clegg has pulled out of the remainder of the 2012-15 political season

Reigning Lib Dem leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has pulled out of the remainder of the 2012-15 political season because of "personal issues", and his manager has warned he may not return...

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simonjmr 06.11.12 4:52pm
simonjmr
Groupie sues the 1970s for pop stars’ sexual indifference...

Karen Smith is suing the 1970s for damage to her self-esteem, due to the sexual indifference of the pop stars of the day, many of them household names. Now 57, she remembers the seventies like they...

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Tripod 06.11.12 4:12pm
Squudge