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malgor 3 years
Recipe of the day 12
riesler 3 years

Expensive but stylishly presented apple-based dessert. The i-Pud...

Successful production of ready battered cod acclaimed by fish farmers. 4
Des and Stan 3 years

Fish Farming Week, essential reading for the aquaculturist, has been reporting on new trends in the industry aimed at reducing preparation time and cost for both the fish farmer and the consumer. The...

Police probe Titmus/Taylor suicide pact 2
rickwestwell 3 years
Elizabeth taylor gone for a Burton 3
Zen 3 years
Fashion PCSOs given 'hideous' uniforms 0
Ado 3 years
Terrorist Hi-Jacks Flight Using Simple Toiletries 0
maxshreck 3 years

Heathrow security officials have been subject to a severe grilling by the British Aviation Authority, following an incident aboard an Easyjet flight to Malaga earlier this week. Armed only with a...

Grounded US fighter proves efficacy of "No fly zone" 0
antharrison 3 years
1p cut in fuel duty is "Good excuse for a 1p increase" says OPEC 0
antharrison 3 years
Mathematician proves that there are at least seven businesses like show business 1
andhrimnir 3 years
Olympic Mountain-bike course completed... 2
be reasonable 3 years

it's to be known as 'the A12'...

Wordsworth house now wandering lonely as a cloud. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Elizabeth Taylor to be buried next to her talent. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
The Class Ceiling worsens as ABC1 feminists earn three times as much as proles 6
ronseal 3 years

(Sorry to use the diminutive term Proles for the lower orders. I only had space for six letters in the headline I was going to say Prolly Dollies)...

'Embarrassing' Britain is humanely destroyed 6
Oxbridge 3 years

Britain, the once proud island nation that ruled a quarter of the world's land mass, has been euthanised at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland, it was announced last night. This followed a majority...

Mathematician proves that Fermat's last theorem... 0
be reasonable 3 years

was "I bet this is going to hurt'...

TUC protests in London this weekend... 0
riesler 3 years

bring your own tea bag, kettling will be provided...

British Pot-holing Championships to be held in Gravesend High Street. 0
riesler 3 years
Osbourne announces new stealth tax on anyone called Milliband. 2
Basil_B 3 years

Just to give Ed something to really whinge about afterwards...

Growth forecast hit by octopus death 9
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne confirmed yesterday that that the death of Paul the Octopus, known for picking world cup winners, caused the treasury to revise growth forecasts downwards by a half of one...

NATO sends army of plastic surgeons to fix Gadaffi 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Stowaway railway ferret was only a hamster when he got on at London 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Network Rail blames point failure for delays...

James Corden becomes a dad... 4
be reasonable 3 years

'the horror, the horror'...

Gareth Bale to star as Galen in Planet of the Apes remake 0
simonjmr 3 years

Wayne Rooney rumoured to star as Dr Zaius. More soon...

BBC reports "Robert Peston tweets 'I used to be a journalist" 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more poor diction later...

UN go OTT with no fly zone as migrating geese are shot out of the sky. 0
Basil_B 3 years
PM: Arab world backs game of Twister to resolve Libya conflict 0
simonjmr 3 years
Osborne's Budget 'to fuel growth of oil companies profits' 0
simonjmr 3 years
Time Team trace Vlad The Impaler's more Benevolent, Much-Loved, but Sickly, 4
3 years

Asthmatic Son - Vlad The Inhaler...

Racism still a worryingly broad church says study by Xenos, think tank for thugs 0
ronseal 3 years

Xenos, the think tank for the inward looking community, has issued a startling report that indicates small mindedness might be getting broader...