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People who work for less than minimum wage have learning difficulties says Tory 0
roybland 3 years
New documentary shows party leaders taking their members on coach outings 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

A new fly-on-the-wall documentary shows what happened when the leaders of the 3 main parties took their members on coach outings to the seaside recently. Here are extracts from it., Conservative...

Gove launches 'Primark Academies' initiative 0
roybland 3 years

Education Secretary Michael Gove is to transform failing schools into 'Primark Academies'.,  , Mr Gove told a School Leadership conference in Birmingham that if Britain was to 'compete with China...

Kindle ('slightly foxed') fetches record price 1
roybland 3 years

A first edition Amazon Kindle e-reader ('slightly foxed') has been sold for an undisclosed record price at Sotherby's.,  , 'A first edition Kindle would not normally attract a great deal of...

Greek urns down in value 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
BBC apologises for Primark apology 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

The BBC has issued an apology for its apology to Primark., 'We are sorry for the earlier apology,' they said. 'And we're sorry that Primark and companies like them have their clothes made by slave...

Channel 5 busy acquiring "Gimme Shelter" for Test highlights show 0
simonjmr 3 years
Birmingham City appoint El-Hadji Diouf as manager 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

The stakes have been upped in the Most Unwelcome Managerial Appointment contest today as Birmingham City seek to dislodge bitter rivals Aston Villa from a seemingly unassailable position. Diouf,...

Cameron responds to Argentinian president's criticism - 'She's a woman!' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

David Cameron today hit back at criticism from Agentinian president Cristina Fernandez of his stand on the Falklands' sovereignty., 'She's a woman!' he said scornfully to gathered pressmen. 'What...

Parents who regularly see their teenage children ‘more likely to get drunk’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sri Lanka cricket team in trouble against England as rain continues 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Sri Lankan cricket team made several losses this morning on the second day of the rain-affected test match. The current scorecard is: Paranavitana drowned 11, Thirimanne eaten by sharks 10,...

Greek people solve their financial crisis by rioting in the streets 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Pop will eat itself reunion rumours upgraded to Def Con 1 1
simonjmr 3 years
sweatshop workers celebrate BBC's apology to Primark with extra gruel 1
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Primark accuses BBC of "running Northern sweatshops" for making programmes 0
simonjmr 3 years
BBC to offer fake apology to Primark 0
simonjmr 3 years
Methuselah speaks out against raising the age of retirement to 970 years. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Warns it could open the flood gates...

View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (6/16 edition) 7
SugarTits69 3 years

Now that the controversy of whether I'm a man pretending to be a hot lesbian in order to engage with other hot lesbians has been [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495]well and truly...

Parents claim children should be taught to handle their drink in school 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Pioneering Shoulder Chip removal operation a success 0
button 3 years

A 42 year old from Norwich, known only as “R” has had the chip removed from his shoulder in what doctors say is a medical first. The patient, a 5’ 2’’ male, has suffered from the chip...

Saturday evening TV scheduled by Dignitas 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

It has been revealed that Saturday evening television programmes are being scheduled by Dignitas. This explains the mind-numbing, nausea-inducing, eye-stabbingly awful rubbish being shown on all...

Spode's Top 100 Top 100 Causes Media Storm 8
Simon Spode 3 years

Simon Spode, public intellectual and partial graduate of the University of Warwick, has caused a storm in the media world with the publication of his Top 100 Top 100 list. The definitive Top 100...

Cameron raises age of retirement for public sector - all except Vince Cable 0
Ian Searle 3 years
'Ageing star shredded by black hole' headline inspires new Cowell reality show 0
pere floza 3 years
Wimbledon called off: "Crowds are just too embarrassing" 0
FraserWords 3 years

Wimbledon has been sensationally cancelled. Organisers said “the spectacle of thousands of tight-arsed Daily Mail readers self-consciously and very politely cheering on a surly Scotsman has become...

New Windows 7 help docs to be compiled entirely from online forum postings 2
Dumbnews 3 years
England facing 'summer of content' 2
FraserWords 3 years

Quite cross campaigners today predicted England is facing a “summer of content”., As calls for strike action mount, the leader of the Campaign for Olde Englande criticised trade unions and...

Petrol prices to rise. Next pope to be Catholic. Bears to defecate in woods... 1
John Wiltshire 3 years
Osborne's "Plan B" revealed: Prince Harry to marry different girl every week... 1
JohnA 3 years
Government confident of pensions victory by asking who favours 69? 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years