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As GCHQ gain right to monitor email, Royal Mail say 'we've been at it for years' 8
Perks 3 years

Following on from the decision by the government to give GCHQ the power to monitor your web use and open your emails, the Royal Mail has announced they have been running a similar system for years. ...

Trinny and Susannah trapped on yacht; refuse to send up flairs 0
apepper 3 years

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Inventor of the year plans to develop even smaller units of time. 2
weematt 3 years
Titanic Movie set to become a musical, dancing on ice set to be performed soon.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Liverpool Players to Debate “New Philosophy” 6
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish, disappointed by his team’s recent poor form,, has arranged a seminar for the players to discuss their need for a “new philosophy”. His brow creased in a...

FSA to investigate misuse of Derivatives on statirical website 0
3zincold 3 years
Cameron set to Direct Belgrano sinking epic " A Night to be on Holiday" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Dumfries & Galloway Council to drop Galloway form its name after Bradford spring 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Cameron forgets to remember 1
medici2471 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron took time out from his Easter holiday today to mark the 30th anniversary of the start of the Falklands War. "Today is a day for commemoration and reflection: a day to...

New Anemia Monopoly set "does not contain Iron" 0
seymour totti 3 years
Tory MP Discovered In Middle Of Writers' Room...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Checking for anti-Tory chatter, or just 'dogging'?...

Nation celebrates that the word "Yomp" never caught on 0
Tomfinger 3 years
U.S. Coast Guard rescues British Round the World Yacht Race Pedalo 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Miliband Launches new Labour Troll campaign 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Noel Edmonds Troll is revealed as Cheggers 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Noel Edmonds Facebook Troll has been outed as none other than his former “go to guy” Keith “Cheggers” Chegwin., Police initially thought the hit had on Mr. Edmonds had been ordered by rogue...

Yoda and Black Eyed Peas leader "Will he is" in eternal introduction spiral 0
simonjmr 3 years

"May I introduce myself Master? at your service!", "Welcome Will he is", "", Welcome "Will he is", "" etc More soon...

Moonpig disappointed in international sales of Falklands Anniversary range 0
pere floza 3 years
Poultry farm chicken deaths "natural causes" and no fowl play suspected 0
simonjmr 3 years
Daily Mail to use foriegn workers to open Readers Letters 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

"It's an outrage", says one reader...

Tony Smith from Derby emails his mum complaining about new internet snooping law 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Facebook troll confronts Noel Edmonds 4
3 years

A student who created a ‘Somebody please kill Noel Edmonds’ group on Facebook has met the star face-to-face, and persuaded him to join his cause. Noel Edmonds agreed to meet the psychology...

leading bathroom cleaner manufacturer challenges sports masseur.. 1
Leopold Gasket 3 years

apparently she Mister Muscle! (missed a muscle)...

leading mortgage provider challenged over unhealthy kitchen.. 1
Leopold Gasket 3 years

told the Dettol do you good! (the debt will do you good)...

As April 5th deadline looms Briton's begin panic hosing 3
ronseal 3 years
Met Office advises, "Don't eat it", in snow warning 'Yellow Alert'. 0
HenroPlod 3 years
Chinese Delegation Arrives To Discuss Possibility Of UK Becoming "China's Bitch" 9
Textbook 3 years

Emboldened by continued rapid economic growth and new found political muscle, a group of Chinese officials on a visit to London have revealed that China is no longer satisfied with Britain being its...

Cameron assures the nation - "UK Gaffe reserves are adequate" 7
weematt 3 years

In response to opposition questions about the alarming rate at which gaffe reserves are being used up Prime Minister Cameron sought to calm the situation. He pointed out that his front bench included...

Apple to sue god... 12
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

The Vatican is seeking legal advice after lawyers from Apple served a writ demanding that the Adam and Eve bit of the bible be removed as it infringed on the Apple global patent. Apple is also...

Unlucky Man Has All His Christmases Come At Once 5
Textbook 3 years

"To have all your Christmases come at once" has long been an expression which means to experience an event of extreme luck or happiness. However, Nito Chivukuvuku would say otherwise. Native to an...

Cloakroom attendant follows up bad joke with another: "I'll get your coat" 0
kga6 3 years