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JP Morgan board agrees to ‘double or quits’ strategy.

Stung by seeing £1.4 billion go down the gurgler on a carefully considered ‘whirl’, JP Morgan have decided – in classic gambler’s form – not to go down without a fight. The investment...

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daneade 15.05.12 3:38pm
daneade
Cowell Spears Lovato 0
medici2471 15.05.12 2:58pm
medici2471
Kate Middleton signs for 'Disney Princesses'

In what has been described as a 'fairytale signing', the Disney corporation has finally secured the rights to Kate Middleton. She now joins the ranks of the ‘Disney Princesses’, as a role model...

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15.05.12 5:04pm
dvo4fun
Brooks denies destroying News International papers: "Just the News of the World"

More later...

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dvo4fun 15.05.12 2:22pm
dvo4fun
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Smart Alex 15.05.12 10:33pm
weematt
Greece puts in huge last ditch claim for PPI rebate 0
charlies_hat 15.05.12 1:42pm
charlies_hat
Cowell adds Spears to his to do list 0
simonjmr 15.05.12 1:25pm
simonjmr
Two last-minute votes see Mancini take 'Premier League's Greatest Manager' award 0
grumblechops 15.05.12 1:21pm
grumblechops
An idiot’s guide to... Germany.

An idiot’s guide to Germany., Germany is for many an ideal holiday destination, indeed, ask anyone over the age of 80 and they’ll tell you it’s unmissable. Much of Northern Germany consists...

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Thor 15.05.12 10:03pm
Golgo13
Wayne Sleep revealed to be dog in a suit. more later 0
Bismarck 15.05.12 12:38pm
Bismarck
House of Lords in uproar

there was uproar in the House of Lords yesterday when plans for reform came before the chamber. When it was suggested that noble Lords would have to pay a minimum price of 20p for their brandy, one...

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Bismarck 15.05.12 12:36pm
Bismarck
'Pitbully Elliot': The misunderstood dancing dog that just wants to bite

Cinema fans are braced for the heel-good film of the Summer, as 'Pitbully Elliot' tells the tale of one dancing dog's struggle to be accepted for who he really is. Raised in a northern collie-ery...

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15.05.12 8:07pm
Skylarking
Rebekah Brooks charged with conspiracy to conceal evidence

The former editor of The Sun and the News of the World was today charged by the Crown Prosecution Service with concealing facts and evidence from the readerships of the two newspapers she edited....

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Haywood Manley 16.05.12 10:22am
Rowly
Herd of empty civil service office chairs seen flocking in Basildon

A small herd of civil service office chairs has been spotted in Basildon, and over the next few months it is predicted that their numbers will spiral to dangerous and potentially fatal numbers. ...

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simonjmr 15.05.12 11:22am
kimllfixit
Bible to be shortlisted for the 2012 Man Booker Prize for Fiction 0
Not Amused 15.05.12 10:28am
Not Amused
Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president

The Daily Mail has welcomed the new French president, Francois Hollande, with a lavish swearing-at ceremony to mark his first day in office. The ceremony, attended by a host of Mail dignitaries, was...

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The Paper Ostrich 15.05.12 2:48pm
Qoxiivi
Rebekah Brooks denies perverting – “it was a virus on my computer”

or charlie...

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Yikes 15.05.12 9:28am
Yikes
After its porn addiction, Ms Brooks charged with perverting the horse of justice 0
Perks 15.05.12 9:12am
Perks
Writer struggles to describe incident where chicken ran round with head cut off

The much awaited release of the new Emmerdale Farm novel has been delayed a further 3 months as author Lance Parkin searches for a way to describe a poultry decapitation incident in the climatic...

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Yikes 16.05.12 1:43pm
ianslat
Manchester City players 'shocked' by inner-cit squalor

'I never realised I represented such a shit-hole' confessed tri-billionaire Vince Kompany as his team made their triumphant progression around the hovels and cellar dwellings of central Manchester...

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Bonaparte Shandy 15.05.12 11:06am
Sinnick
Europe to call in Mr Muscle to help remove stubbon Greece.

Residents of Staines very concerned...

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Ian Searle 15.05.12 8:48am
Ian Searle
Outrage as Bob-a-job week earnings set below statutory minimum wage level

Dib, dib, dib...

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Ian Searle 15.05.12 8:45am
Ian Searle
Sir Alex Ferguson complains about extra time at DFS sale

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has complained after the DFS sale was extended by 2 hours this weekend. The additional time allowed Manchester City manager, Roberto Mancini, to go into...

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seymour totti 15.05.12 5:34pm
kga6
Pudsey to reveal all on Paws Morgan's Life Stories 0
ianslat 15.05.12 8:28am
ianslat
Roy Hodgson admits Jim Rosenthal was first choice.....

"he's ability to talk complete shite and football punditary is legendary"...

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thackaray 15.05.12 7:33am
thackaray
An Idiots' Guide to..........Greece

You may have heard of the country Greece in the news recently. They are expected to join the UK in not only being a country that is in Europe but not in the Euro, but will also be bankrupt. We...

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Perks 15.05.12 2:36pm
medici2471
Society For Prevention of Time Measurement "Working against the clock"

More follows...

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apepper 14.05.12 7:39pm
apepper
Man Utd cancel open top bus parade through Surrey 1
Perks 14.05.12 9:06pm
Greek cabinet to be replaced by Welsh dresser 2
Sinnick 15.05.12 8:47am
Sinnick
"Ugly" Buckingham Palace to be replaced by Preston bus station

more carbuncles soon...

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grottymonty 14.05.12 3:42pm
grottymonty