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Ofsted: "Satisfactory schools just not satisfactory". Gove consults dictionary. 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Ofcom investigate Ozzy Osbourne's "Love and Hate" aftershave advertising 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Pope changes religion to Voodoo 3
apepper 3 years

The Pope has surprised Catholics by converting to voodoo during a west African visit. "It made a lot more sense the stuff I've been trying to sell for the last 70 years. I don't see how my religious...

Controversy as M&S reveals new Frankie Cocozza signature range 0
kimllfixit 3 years

The remaining X Factor contestants have today expressed their anger following the unexpected cancellation of the store’s Christmas television adverts, each week featuring the remaining artists...

New York, New York becomes the first city to be diagnosed with schizophrenia. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Doctors blame lack of sleep...

'Rihanna never had dinner on the table in time' says Chris Brown 0
Shandy 3 years

Chris brown has defended his actions against Rhianna, by revealing the shocking extent of her behaviour during their time together, which include not replacing the broken dishwasher in a timely...

Redknapp evades taxing questions about future England role 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Overseas aid organisations decide charity really should begin at home... 0
Smart Alex 3 years

'it's all very well digging wells and planting crops out in Africa', admits charity director Adam Squished, 'but charity begins at home, and for not much more than the price of bringing water to a...

'Railway Children' actors arrested following cable theft allegations. 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Hugh Grant denies claims are overblown 0
medici2471 3 years

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Prof Brian Cox to have pioneering cerebral band surgery to restrict brain size 11
Clarky 3 years

Mop-haired scientist, Professor Brian Cox, is set to become the first person in the UK to be fitted with a cerebral band. The band, similar to a gastric band but placed around the brain, can restrict...

Cutbacks at the BBC results in UK Tramps being used as cheap resources 0
simonjmr 3 years

The BBC today has outlined due to budget cutbacks the UK's tramp population will be used extensively as a cheap alternative to more expensive content and programming. Several programmes have already...

Britney gets tattoo advertising 'Beauty' fragrance on her **** 7
charlies_hat 3 years
Formula 1 opens up Pit Stops to competition. 2
seymour totti 3 years

In a radical move, Formula One has announced that from the start of the 2012 season, cars will be able choose which team performs their pit stops for them. F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone said, "Teams...

Bottled waters now claim to "promote water retention" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years, Better jokes than this can be made about this 'study', Shirley?...

90% of fatties now overweight or obese 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
People of Egypt to resign 4
Long Distance Clara 3 years

After several days of unrest, the population of Egypt today announced its intention to resign at the earliest opportunity. ‘It has become increasingly clear that we do not command the respect of...

Case against Tower of Pisa construction company falls over 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Rise in suicide attempts in hospitals may be linked to the 'Lansley Loop' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

-'he makes us sicker', claim patients...

'Tomorrow's neutrino experiment undermines laws of physics' 3
Scroat 3 years

Boffin confirmed yesterday...

The Ginger Strikes Back 1
mick_mack 3 years

The bizarre attempt by Prime Minister, David Cameron, to imitate the broad accent of Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, may have wider diplomatic repercussions than was originally thought. Mr...

Chancellor gets feudal with return of the Groat 1
vertical 3 years

Back from bank crusades, the Chancellor has acknowledged rising poverty by reintroducing groats in conjunction with a reduced tax rate for peasantry. Tax relief for self employed vassals and VAT...

China accused of "Pandaring to the West". More soon. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
Man who failed to keep up payments on funeral plan 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

accused by wife of ‘losing the plot’. More soon...

Missing: reward offered for lost British work ethic 5
vertical 3 years
Bell Ringers Vote to Strike 5
Immunis 3 years
Recession news: sagging breast augmentation industry 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

appeals for government support. More soon...

Judge rules it’s okay to swear at the ‘fucking pigs’ 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years

A Crown Court judge yesterday ruled that expletives directed at a police officer could not be considered offensive ‘because the rozzers are all fucking scum’. ‘I do not believe that it is a...

Man unable to sue airline over ruined luggage - doesn't have strong enough case 4
Smart Alex 3 years
Upset as Real Madrid beat Barcelona into third place in Spanish election 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years