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Greece offers to sell Britain the Elgin Marbles 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.05.12 8:40am
Scronnyglonkle
Women hate you if your poo doesn't stink, writes Daily Mail's Samantha Brick

Women hate other women who's poo doesn't stink, says a Samantha Brick article in today's Daily Mail. And the French women are the worst, the final version of the piece reveals. Brick (and a team of ...

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ronseal 18.05.12 12:48pm
Skylarking
Queen "regrets" agreeing to work the bank holiday weekend

Palace officials have confirmed that the Queen "deeply regrets" agreeing to work on June 4th and 5th, and that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it "hadn't clicked" that there was...

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Mr Target 17.05.12 3:24pm
dvo4fun
Dead Kennedys recruit new member 2
Yikes 17.05.12 2:50pm
reforse
Roy Hodgson praises potential of 'brown generation'.

More sick as a parrot soon...

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Ian 17.05.12 7:14am
Ian
Olympic Torch stuck behind tourist caravan for 2 hours in Cornwall 2
Mandy Lifeboat 17.05.12 9:59am
Underconstruction
Greece 'making a Drachma out of a crisis' complains Merkel 1
pinxit 17.05.12 5:25am
dvo4fun
Bosnian butcher to sue War Criminal Nicknames Office. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.05.12 6:55pm
dominic_mcg
BBC confirms plan to move all men's programmes to Dave

The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival...

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17.05.12 9:07am
Sinnick
London pubs to set minimum price for alcohol of £5 per unit 0
Mandy Lifeboat 16.05.12 5:17pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Store Manager in Liverpool 'leaves his post' following poor run of results

The Manager of the Liverpool branch of Maplins, Danny McKleesh, has shocked the retail world by ‘leaving his post’, which he has held for just over a year. His decision comes after a run of...

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Perks 16.05.12 6:11pm
dvo4fun
Kenny Dalglish sacked for thinking Andy Carroll is a great player 0
Hooch 16.05.12 3:43pm
Hooch
"Kenny Dalglish ensures me Andy Carroll is a great player" - Roy Hodgson 0
Hooch 16.05.12 3:42pm
Hooch
SCOTTISH ALCOHOLICS FACE BOOZE vsTHRIFT DILEMMA.

Penny-pinching booze-loving Scots have been backed into a corner by new price rises on alcohol., Faced with price rises on the full spectrum of Scottish jolly water, tight-fisted booze-sozzled Jocks...

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daneade 16.05.12 5:05pm
arthurminnit
Plans to move children's programming leaves "next to nothing" in BBC1 schedule

Following reports that programmes made specifically to cater for the attention spans of those under ten will be moved permanently to the CBBC and CBeebies channels, concerns have been raised that...

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Haywood Manley 16.05.12 1:45pm
Haywood Manley
Lord Leveson promoted to Witch finder General 0
Scronnyglonkle 16.05.12 1:19pm
Scronnyglonkle
Slimming World seek venues with larger car parks

more soon please...

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medici2471 16.05.12 5:09pm
nostra da mouse
The Truth Hurts: No Briton has as much talent as a dancing dog.

Pudsey to be offered Simon Cowell's job; and, as a treat, Simon Cowell, in gravy...

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RickH 16.05.12 12:10pm
RickH
Atheists pull ad campaign after spate of members killed in bus accidents

The worldwide trend for atheists to advertise on buses looks set to cease after a study found that 95% of people killed in bus accidents didn’t believe in God. Professor Paul Saunders of Boston...

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Yikes 16.05.12 11:20am
Yikes
Prophets of doom continuing to make predictions like there's no tomorrow 2
Haywood Manley 17.05.12 9:04am
Sinnick
CEO of Ecover to appear at The Hague on a charge of ethic cleansing 0
charlies_hat 16.05.12 9:56am
charlies_hat
Peer says "ditch outdated imperial units for Olympics"

with no apparent irony. More soon, M’lud...

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Thor 16.05.12 9:41am
Thor
Fenn Street School's Norman Potter to head proposed Greek caretaker government, 2
Zen 16.05.12 5:08pm
nostra da mouse
Amnesiac gynaecologist’s memory returning in “random snatches” 6
Spoinge 17.05.12 6:42am
ronseal
Schoolboy reveals difference between the Leveson Enquiry & the Culture Secretary

One is a witch hunt, the other is a rich .. ////yes I know it's a dreaded two-liner, but can't work out how to fit it in a ticker limit//...

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cinquecento 16.05.12 9:04am
cinquecento
Female filmmakers still struggling with Cannes opener 3
Nerys Hughes 16.05.12 10:19am
Sinnick
FA to give Joey Barton a slap on wrist, kick up the arse & punch in the face 2
charlies_hat 16.05.12 10:34am
charlies_hat
Bisto kid in hitler youth scandal - 'I was only following odours' 3
Haywood Manley 16.05.12 4:58pm
nostra da mouse
Phone hacking scandal continues - red tops paying the price 0
Haywood Manley 16.05.12 8:12am
Haywood Manley
It's not a witch hunt-we've found her. 0
Tomfinger 16.05.12 8:11am
Tomfinger