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Whippets to Be Zero Rated for VAT

In a move which is sure to be welcomed by ‘hard working families’ and ‘lovable northerners’, the Government has announced that whippets, pipes, pints of mild and dolly tubs are all to be...

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deceangli 20.03.14 12:35pm
Titus
Police scour Westminster in search of Nick Clegg's testicles 3
sydalg 20.03.14 12:22pm
Titus
Lendl ‘Too Cheery For Me’ Says Murray

Following the shock announcement that their successful partnership had dissolved after two short years that culminated in the development of Britain’s most successful Tennis Player since Fred...

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james_doc 20.03.14 12:18pm
Titus
Bank of England compromises - Scotland can keep Stirling 2
throngsman 20.03.14 11:31am
deceangli
Searchers for Black Box Find Orange Box and Throw it Back In

Unfortunately the initial instructions were not specific, the orange box was thrown away and the searchers cannot remember where they threw it. One said, ‘Just a lot of sea out here, it all looks...

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Rumour Control 20.03.14 11:05am
Rumour Control
Disappointment for many as Man United's end-of-season party is postponed 0
Midfield Diamond 20.03.14 10:16am
Midfield Diamond
Hope fades for lost cloaking device

"We'll never find it now"...

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apepper 20.03.14 9:42am
apepper
Uk Economy to be Placed Offshore in UK Tax Haven to Save Tax

The uk is to be made into a tax haven so that no one has to pay tax...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 9:34am
Dun Dunkin
Gene Simmons posts "No Make-Up Selfie" in for breast cancer awareness

Rock legend and Kiss bassist/co-lead vocalist Chaim Witz, better known to fans as Gene Simmons, has posted a "No Make-Up Selfie" on his Facebook page in aid of breast cancer research. Simmons, who...

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Grover 20.03.14 9:25am
Grover
Flooding at Dungeness Would Not be Like 'a Fukushima'

"There are few if any japanese people in Dungeness so its not like Fukushima at all," came the reply from builders quickly trying to build new flood defences...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 9:17am
Dun Dunkin
Wreckage of Milliband Air Flight Y-O-Y spotted at sea 0
ronseal 20.03.14 9:14am
ronseal
World to Stop So People Can Get Off 0
Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 9:03am
Dun Dunkin
Australians find wreckage, after tip off from kangaroo

Still no word on the boy trapped down the mine...

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Ian Searle 20.03.14 8:53am
Ian Searle
W1A Not Longest Licence Fee Suicide Note in History.

BBC not worried survey shows 80% of people think W1A is factual...

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Dun Dunkin 20.03.14 8:51am
Dun Dunkin
Labour Deny that Working People Like Beer And Bingo

Just how out-of-touch [i]are[/i] Labour nowadays?...

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Titus 20.03.14 8:23am
Titus
Crimea pays. 1
Ironduke 20.03.14 8:21am
Titus
Ugly rumour about football star's wife "tale dogging WAG" 1
sydalg 20.03.14 8:15am
Titus
Chancellor Universally Condemned For Introducing Popular Budget

"Not fair!" say opposition parties...

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Titus 20.03.14 8:11am
Titus
Southern Ocean object identified as a "downed UFO". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.03.14 8:08am
Al OPecia
Crimea repossessed for not paying gas bill.

Wait till they see the charge of the light brigade...

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Maverick 20.03.14 8:05am
Titus
yes

and isn't it annoying when the sub [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=73852]is a hyperlink?[/url]...

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Squudge 20.03.14 7:51am
Gerontius
Australia confident that finding debris of missing MH370 will be plane sailing. 0
irreverendJ 20.03.14 5:30am
irreverendJ
Ryan Air to charge for privelage of charging you 0
Dumbnews 20.03.14 3:01am
Dumbnews
Crimewatch Reporting Error - Public Now Looking for a Hunchback

This evening Police requested information about a five door car seen near an incident. Unfortunately the announcer was rather indistinct, church wardens are now experiencing unexpected visits...

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Rumour Control 19.03.14 11:34pm
Rumour Control
Inventor of "Mad Libs" was reported last night to be ______ and ______ 2
AReader 19.03.14 11:11pm
AReader
New shape pound coin designed to be used as a sex toy says Osborne. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.03.14 9:28pm
dominic_mcg
Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego

As the MtGox Exchange files for bankruptcy, virtual investors have been frantically looking for an alternative currency that could provide the twin qualities of stability and an ever present threat...

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Wrenfoe 19.03.14 8:29pm
Squudge
WW1 commemorations "now going too far" says Belgian Legion 1
Ref Minor 19.03.14 8:09pm
Underconstruction
New Met Office Supercomputer Can Analyse 1,000 Chicken Entrails per Second

The Met Office has announced its most powerful supercomputer yet – and it’s a world-beater. “The Americans have one with a slightly greater capacity”, explained Dr Tom Bell, “but theirs...

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deceangli 19.03.14 8:00pm
throngsman
Osborne to Tax Dark Matter

George Osborne denied today that he has lost the plot, whilst announcing a 3% tax on Dark Matter. “ The Conservative Party is committed to making sure that hard work pays. Dark matter doesn’t...

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deceangli 19.03.14 7:58pm
deceangli