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Bloodshed as residents take May’s ‘community trigger’ scheme a bit too literally 0
kimllfixit 3 years

More opportunities to put Theresa May in the firing line soon...

Debt strewn Phone Handset manufacturer goes into receivership 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Space between 2 words is a gap in the market, exclaim experts 0
Iamthestig 3 years
RBS Boss rejects £1m bonus after receiving 200% pay rise 0
Iamthestig 3 years
George Osbourne backs research that a zap to the Balls does no harm 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Ed Balls: "Labour could turn UK economy around, if given just one chance at it" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
National Lottery defends bonus ball 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sarkozy financial transaction tax to exempt to short selling 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ed Miliband to employ Rowan Atkinson as stunt double. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
"Fried Chicken, the secret to a long life -" says worlds oldest fat person 0
Marko 3 years

American Patsy Sternwaller, 99, from Tennessee is looking forward to reaching her hundredth birthday next week. What makes this story so remarkable however, is that Patsy, who hasn't left her house...

Spice Girls to reunite and form one giant Spice Girl 3
hughesroland 3 years
People who say, "When it's your turn to die, it's your turn to die" 0
Smart Alex 3 years

still look both ways before crossing the road...

Claimants to wear benefit caps 6
nickb 3 years

"I'm on benefits" and "Not working, just claiming" are two of the slogans the Department of Employment are planning for compulsory headgear to be worn by benefit claimants. "The so called benefits...

Super Hero degrees to be introduced to help reduce UK crime levels 7
Marko 3 years

At one time, every UK citizen was able to walk the streets safe at night without fear of attack. These days however, things are sadly different, with muggings in dark, unlit alleyways, knife crime...

Unemployed refused Chinese kitchen job "Wokshy". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Health and Safety Laws to crackdown on emotional see-saws. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Holland copies UK and introduces benefit Dutch caps 2
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Chinese website caught selling fake placebo tablets. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years
Women greenhouse executives complain of glass ceiling 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

'Plenty more fish in the sea,' jokes dumped fisherman 0
hughesroland 3 years
Archbishop calls for ban on different sex marriage 2
apepper 3 years

Archbishop of York, Dr John Sentamu, has called for the end of different sex marriage. "Were Adam and Eve married? Did Jesus get married? No. It's clear that the Bible is against marriage and the...

Ed Milliband To Undergo Surgery to Become Electable 2
Hooch 3 years

The Labour leader has long fought off accusations that his nerdish appearance would hinder his chances of winning the next election. Mr. Miliband often argued with his advisers that voters cared...

DHL to deliver Christmas presents in Seasonal Shake up. 0
virtuallywill 3 years

In a statement issued from his North Pole headquarters today Santa Clause has announced a sale of 49% of Christmas to a Group of several large multi-nationals and a Private equity buyer., The press...

Chaotic intermediary charged with Disorderly Conduit. 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Countdown's Susie Dent revealed to be a puppet. 1
WatcherMark 3 years

Only a few days after shocking the nation by showing a contestant submitting the word 'Wanker', Channel 4 are facing a fresh scandal against their flagship show Countdown (presented at the moment by...

Retired Nurse with woodwork O Level makes A&E unit out of Garden Shed 3
Marko 3 years

Retired Manchester nurse, Betty Doyle, 67, has used woodwork skills learned at Prestbury Modern over 30 years ago, to turn the shed in her back garden into a state of the art Accident and Emergency...

Other players "We would shake Terry's hand, if only he washed them after a piss" 1
dvo4fun 3 years
RBS Boss to be stripped of the title “Mr” 5
nickb 3 years

Stephen Hester, the RBS Chief Executive who will take a million pound bonus may forfeit the right to be called “Mr”, according to a Government committee which usually deals with knighthoods and...

Python cancels public speaking engagement due to frog in the throat 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Toyota accused of using Gene slicing and modifications to make hybrid cars 0
simonjmr 3 years