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| Adam Crozier left fuming as his bonus cheque gets "lost" in the post. | 0 |  |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Alan Bennett wins 'Briton's Got Lament' | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
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More soon, but, uh, you know, it might never happen, at least that's what Doris said... |
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| Preston haberdasher hangs up beef curtains | 4 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Media to leave people of Whitehaven to mourn in peace. Just kidding. | 0 | |
dandare70 | 3 years |
| Sniggers silenced in Somerset council meeting, sfattys and sgingers next targets | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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More political incorrectness soon... |
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| Vatican introduces the American Express Gold Preferred credit card | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
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American Express announced the introduction of the Vatican Gold Preferred Credit Card, which will allow followers to receive prayer points for all credit purchases. Specifically the card will: Earn... |
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| BA apologise for breach of privacy rules after revealing | 1 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
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that Osama bin Laden is a member of their frequent flyer program... |
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| Stranded BA passengers "praise" Human Traffickers for getting them home | 1 | |
thackaray | 3 years |
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BA passengers stuck in far flung exotic destinations such as Thailand, Australia and Iraq, are being offered the chance to come back on BA flight 1 week later than planned or book with the local... |
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| England in shock 3 - 0 defeat by welcoming dancers | 1 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
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More disappointment soon... |
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| Controversial "rural shooting" scripts for final Last of the Summer wine canned | 1 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| 'Take an old bag shopping in Wales' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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and save 7p charge for plastic bags, says Wales Assembly Government... |
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| Heart-stopping moments 'occasionally unavoidable' say cardiac surgeons | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Vince Cable in rush to be HD Ready for the digital switchover | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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Probably well late to the party with this one... |
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| Burger King to pay for all paper towels in Chip Fat Oil clean up at drive thru | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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After one of the most shocking environmental incidents, fast food chain Burger King finally agreed to pay for the clean-up operation at it's Bluewater drive thru restaurant. The Chip fat oil... |
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| Cameron to visit Whitehaven two days too late | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Crossbow cannibal 'distraught' at losing No1 spot. | 0 | |
ED209 | 3 years |
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Friends and family of 'Crossbow cannibal' killer Stephen Griffiths is reported by close pals as being 'inconsolable' after losing his position as the bookies' favourite for 'Britain's got Weapons'. ... |
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| Call for more murders following soap opera cancellation | 0 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
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Downtrodden husbands across the UK are demanding that murderers and serial killers 'step up to the plate' after it was announced that an episode of Coronation Street had to be cancelled in the wake... |
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| Maidenhead girl loses her virginity | 9 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Football widow 'regrets kicking it so hard', court hears | 2 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Disappointment for Brazil after football team draws 'office idiot' in sweepstake | 4 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
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The national football team of Brazil will head off to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa with heavy hearts this week, after drawing 'useless clot' Barry Davies from Accounts in the annual Zenith... |
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| Rooney safely follows colourful trail of M&Ms from coach to training camp room | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Door locked securely. More soon... |
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| Benson & Hedges launch ‘the cigarette’ in bid to combat nicotine addiction | 3 | |
Gary Stanton | 3 years |
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Hailed as the best hope yet of helping smokers overcome their addiction to the life-enhancing drug nicotine, Benson & Hedges have announced the official launch of their innovative ‘cigarette’... |
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| Horoscopes by Geoff Futuremind | 3 | |
Svendo | 3 years |
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Herpes(01 june - 07 July) - You will find yourself out of crunchy nut cornflakes. You have got normal conrflakes but they arent quite as good. A man named Dave will present you with a lovely gift... |
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| Over Zealous Football Dad lands in hot water | 2 | |
suki | 3 years |
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A raucous father who admitted that he ‘kicks every ball’ whilst watching his 7-year old son play football for the ‘Magpies’ in the junior Maidenhead league, has landed himself in hot water. ... |
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| Professor Stephen Hawking to open world’s first man-made black hole | 1 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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The world’s first artificially created black hole will be opened next week in the Surrey town of Haslemere by physicist Professor Stephen Hawking. ‘I predict that this hole will become a major... |
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| Ashley Cole not "Number 2" | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Cheryl disagrees as Ashley has over the years totally proved he is. More soon... |
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| Weightwatchers to pilot realistic ‘two birds one stone’ diet plan. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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More in 3-4 hours... |
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| Man who "Wounldn't hurt a human" massacres 36 house flies | 3 | |
Svendo | 3 years |
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Described as a quiet loner he senselessly attacked a dead Rat in his shed with a can of Raid before turning the can on himself... |
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| Conspiracy theorists claim Mars500 project volunteers “actually sent to Mars”. | 0 | |
Rorschach | 3 years |
| Cameron announces new "closing stable door after horse has gone" policies. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
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