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Paxman's Newsnight resignation explained

A BBC insider has let slip the real reason as to Newsnight stalwart rottweiler Jeremy Paxman's announcement to quit the late-night news programme. "It's a masterstroke. We've killed two high profile...

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pinxit 01.05.14 11:36am
Wrenfoe
RMT union "pissed off" that airport computer glitch causing more disruption 3
camz 01.05.14 11:06am
camz
Clifford’s first inside job: “Freddie ‘Starfish‘ McGilvery ate my hampton”... 0
Tripod 01.05.14 11:01am
Tripod
Police act as satirical news sites at war

Satirical news websites across Britain are today under a strict police order of ‘no more fake George Clooney articles’ after the internecine battles escalated overnight., People calling each...

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Conrod 01.05.14 10:32am
Oxbridge
Gerry Adams attacks press; "All parties have a few murderers in them."

Gerry Adams has complained that he is being singled out by the media. "Most party leaders have a few murders in their backgrounds, but the press are intent upon attacking me."...

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apepper 01.05.14 8:51am
apepper
Met defends 'eeny meeny miney mo' crime reporting approach 0
Underconstruction 01.05.14 8:27am
Underconstruction
London transport chaos - first Tube strike and now 2 parked buses fail to start 0
bookiesfriend 01.05.14 7:37am
bookiesfriend
New Discovery Of Old News: Divine Great Flood Drowns Sinful Doggers

The Almighty clearly disapproved of shagging in public: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-27224243...

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Titus 01.05.14 7:30am
Titus
All women stop shaving their legs now Clooney is engaged - 23

Unbeknownst to most married men, their wives for years have only been ‘making an effort’ just on the off chance that heart-throb George Clooney would make ‘a booty call’. Even single ladies...

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Wrenfoe 01.05.14 7:13am
Al OPecia
Jeremy Clarkson denies using the word Nissan 0
Ian Searle 01.05.14 7:10am
Ian Searle
Prisoners to be issued knives in an attempt to cut costs

Prison authorities are to give up on costly attempts to rehabilitate prisoners as it now considered ‘too much effort’ and ‘unfashionable’. According to government stats, 99% of rehabilitated...

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Mork 01.05.14 5:50am
Mork
Sky Atlantic debut gritty drama series about people who don't have Sky Atlantic

An all new gritty drama series portraying the destitute people who don't have Sky Atlantic will be airing this Sunday at 9 PM, exclusive to Sky Atlantic. [i]Game of Plebs[/i] season one chronicles...

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David K 01.05.14 1:27am
Conrod
UKIP blames “election tourism” for airport computer crash

An influx of overseas visitors is being blamed for the UK Border Force computer system to go into meltdown at major UK airports. Queues caused blockages in corridors and stretched back out onto the...

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Coco 30.04.14 10:20pm
Coco
Adams arrested over '72 murder, voice-over actor released after 40 years in gaol 1
throngsman 30.04.14 9:39pm
MADJEZ
Farage refuses to contest Newark as "expenses are more difficult to fiddle"

There had to be a reason...

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AReader 30.04.14 8:50pm
AReader
Gerry Adams arrested for not putting money in the Westminster bar kitty 0
camz 30.04.14 8:15pm
camz
Farage sings Edith Piaf "Non, je ne suis pour rien" 0
Squudge 30.04.14 8:13pm
Squudge
Clocks to go back an hour in May to save time later on 0
camz 30.04.14 8:04pm
camz
Beeb rejects FOI request : List of people reported as not standing in Newark 0
camz 30.04.14 8:02pm
camz
Bean counters slam food bank subsidies 0
Squudge 30.04.14 8:01pm
Squudge
Food banks ignore pleas for an end to staff bonuses 0
Underconstruction 30.04.14 7:36pm
Underconstruction
Paxman "I want to go to bed with normal people" 0
Underconstruction 30.04.14 7:29pm
Underconstruction
Prince Harry admits he meant 'nerdy' 0
Underconstruction 30.04.14 7:21pm
Underconstruction
Tube strike a massive bonus for those 'starved of human contact'

Psychologists, sex-therapists and S&M enthusiasts were only a few of the groups today to welcome the latest tube strike 'with open arms'. Many commuters admitted to travelling unecessary stops to...

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Squudge 30.04.14 7:20pm
Squudge
Eric Pickles has overdraft facility withdrawn at food bank 0
custard cream 30.04.14 7:18pm
custard cream
Dyslexic man tells cheating wife: "Take that grin off your finger" 0
sydalg 30.04.14 7:06pm
sydalg
[Insert Politician / Celeb] will not stand in [Insert Constituency] template.

to save you the trouble in 2015. :-p...

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camz 30.04.14 6:39pm
camz
Paxman to be asked twelve times why he's leaving Newsnight by Michael Howard 3
AReader 30.04.14 6:35pm
camz
"Stop and search" to be replaced by "Go and hide" 0
Coco 30.04.14 6:22pm
Coco
Paxman Leaves Newsnight For Strictly

"It's intellectually more demanding."...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 30.04.14 6:21pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton