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Mancini gaffe as he tweets ‘Shattered but happy after Blackburn triumph’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Aung San gaffe as she tweets ‘Shattered but happy after Blackburn triumph' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gove acts after signs that criticism of ‘A’ level standards is getting easier 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Damien Hirst labelled as "Fat Cat Banksy" by critics 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Apple introduce new virtual computer – the MacCloud 0
weematt 3 years
Gillette confirm "reduces tug and pull" is a masturbation euphemism 1
simonjmr 3 years
“Oh bollocks...” says Argentinean President [optional title suggestions below] 6
dvo4fun 3 years

In a move which has shocked the colonialist community, a group of indigenous southern American people has claimed sovereignty of the area now described as ‘Argentina’. Argentinean President...

Jocky Wilson put to rest in authentic Viking burial 5
Gong of Fur 3 years

Former darts world champion Jocky Wilson, who died last week, was today put to rest at sea in the traditional Viking fashion, strapped to a burning longboat surrounded with flaming barrels of tar,...

Francis Maude launches new "Fuel around me" app 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

The new app tells motorist if there is fuel within a 200 mile radius and if the petrol station has had delivery with the past two days. Developed by software house iSuck, it is the governments first...

Semi-coherent headline... 20
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Weak follow-up pun...

leading website developer challenged on cleanliness of website animations.. 8
Leopold Gasket 3 years

told to use Flash liquid! (Flash = tool for creating website animations)...

American Fish Found To Be Very Fast 0
Leopold Gasket 3 years

it has a zippy cod! (Zip code)...

Ed Balls shocked by dyslexic rhyming slang... 0
Bismarck 3 years

"Balls sounds nothing like dick-head" says politician, responding to claims cockney rhyming slang is dying out and new similes are being invented...

New US cop show stars the Old Etonian Police Department: West and Lewis OEPD 0
ronseal 3 years

Dominic West and Damian Lewis are no ordinary maverick cops fighting crime in the only way they know how. Because they've been seconded from a new elite unit, known as the OEPD - the Old Etonian...

Michael Gove exposed as Damian Hirst Installation 0
Bismarck 3 years

"Formaldehyde cows were just the start" claims artist...

Bird Tweets He Is Not Happy 1
Leopold Gasket 3 years

More to follow. (Birds actually tweet!)...

Days of Wine and Roses Over for Mancini as United beat Blackburn 1
Otis B Driftwood 3 years

United's "two for the Road " at Blackburn seem to have sent Mancini's hopes of title going down the Blue " Moon River"., The prospect of playing out a "Charade" to the end season is not the "love...

Soz, posted twice. 1
Iscariot 3 years
Tanker drivers demand "4 star talks" not "diesel do" 0
Iscariot 3 years
Government to install David Cameron telescreens in every home 7
Ludicity 3 years

The British public have expressed delight at plans to introduce 24-hour surveillance telescreens into their homes that will beam out the massive face of David Cameron. ‘We were planning to...

Banksy artwork bankrupts collector 6
beau-jolly 3 years

Art collector Julian Scrivens was initially ecstatic when he placed the winning bid for a piece of work by the reclusive artist “Banksy”, however the true cost of the work may leave him...

Bird Stands Firm over Twitter Ban 6
GillsImp 3 years

More to follow...

Blackburn v Man Utd game to go ahead despite Gael Givet ankle injury 5
grottymonty 3 years

The football family was rocked again today with the news that Blackburn fullback Gael Givet will not be available for tonight's game, as his ankle injury has failed to clear up. His manager Steve...

Patagonians claim Argentina for Wales 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

In a bold move today Patagonian Scrap Merchants seized the Bocca Juniors Stadium in Buenos Aires and claimed it for Wales, demading that Argentina relinquish its soveriegn claims over itself to the...

Flasher Finally Exposed 4
GillsImp 3 years

He Lives in America and has a Zip Code...

Priest claims he misunderstood the meaning of 'Flash Memory' stick 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Synthetic Biololgist sacked for creating Nylon arms. 4
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

A leading Synthetic Biologist was sacked from his role at leading research company Ciba Geebies for what one director described as "Buggering About" . Instead of finding potential cures for Malaria...

Flock of Routemaster buses forming on South Downs - 2 32
grumblechops 3 years

Around 200 Routemaster buses have been seen congregating outside Ditchling in the South Downs National Park, with local police warning people to avoid the area unless absolutely necessary....

leading fabric conditioner manufacturer challenges nearby development 21
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Apparently is was too close for Comfort...

Prime Minister Fails to take Successful Picture while on holiday 0
GillsImp 3 years

David forgot to turn the Camera on...