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League Managers’ Association Vacancy: Director of Referee-Slagging 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Following the departure of manager Neil Warnock from Premiership Club Queens Park Rangers, the League Managers’ Association (LMA) are seeking a new Director of Referee-Slagging. The successful...

Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing 1
allmyownstunts 3 years

As Anthony Worrall-thomson celebrated his release from custody by throwing a celebratory party at his home, the manager of the branch of Tesco which caught him shoplifitng has revealed that half a...

Premier League's 'December manager of the month' is another 'shock result' 4
Perks 3 years

After a Christmas period full of strange results in the Premier League, The League Managers' Association (LMA) have delivered yet another surprise in announcing their December's manager of the month...

Tourettes registrar sacked, Ed Balls' birth certificate changed back to Jones 0
cinquecento 3 years
Coalition casts bait to catch Salmond and Sturgeon 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Duchess of Cornwall spotted at ‘War Horse’ premiere 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Comparison to Ed Balls ‘very offensive’ says Tourette’s sufferer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hundreds of cinemas to close following release of ‘The Iron Lady’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
All Antony Worrall Thompson recipes now to begin ‘Take and pay for’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
House of Commons bar to shut on 2 days a week. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Anwar Ibrahim claims career is buggered despite being found innocent 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Death of Sandringham girl in reindeer Xmas jumper 'inexplicable' says Philip 0
cinquecento 3 years
Dead woman found at Sandringham ‘only a foreigner' 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

explains relieved Diane Abbott...

Cinemas to inflate ticket prices for The Iron Lady to immerse viewers in 80s 1
irregular apple 3 years
"I had my 2 drink free days in 1995 and 2003" says Charles Kennedy 0
apepper 3 years

MPs have recommended that people have 2 drink free days. In a confused statement, former Lib dem leader Charles Kennedy claims that he's already had his two - in 1995 and 2003. MPs have responded...

LVA uproar at Government's "two dry days a week" advice 0
Scroat 3 years
iPhone 5 to include ‘Pray as you Go’ app to give direct access to Steve Jobs 2
fernandomando 3 years

Apple are rumoured to be close to confirming more details about the eagerly iPhone 5, and that one of its key new features will be touchless ‘pray as you go’ technology allowing users to connect...

Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 3 years
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 3 years
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 3 years
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 3 years
Ed Balls ticked off with Tourette's label 0
apepper 3 years

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Cameron attributes Tourettes remarks to ‘cultural differences’ 2
muchofamuchness 3 years

Language used ‘doesn’t have offensive overtones for someone with his background at Eton’; lack of familiarity with ordinary English life means that Prime Minister ‘can’t be expected to...

Camden Man Loses Life But Finds Keys. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Meryl Streep to play Arthur Scargill in The Anthracite Man 2
roybland 3 years
Headline writers agree, 'man with tourettes' is a great ticker 1
Perks 3 years
Dignitas to provide a mobile clinic for people in rural areas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mrs T 7
waggy 3 years

Apparently new movie The Iron Lady has had to be given an 18 certificate,as it’s unsuitable for miners! film at 11...

New Hope As Cameron Fails To Insult a Minority Sector For 24 Hours 1
Deimos 3 years

After weeks of coaching and strict censorship, David Cameron’s aids at last feel they have achieved a goal that many thought could never have achieved in the course of a single parliamentary term. ...

“Balls? Balls!" 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Says Tourette’s Society...