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Syrian Military Intervention Threat Prompted By Gas Threat To Syrian Badgers 1
Titus 27.08.13 7:31am
godly1966
Government Denies Badger Cull Protester Cull Plan 0
Titus 27.08.13 6:59am
Titus
Mountaineers Suffer Frostbite, Hypothermia & Starvation In Snowdon-Climb Queues 0
Titus 27.08.13 6:54am
Titus
Three wise men came, bearing gifts for a new-born Prince.

Lo and behold, flashes lit the sky above the hospital and three wise men came bearing gifts for the new-born Prince. The first to arrive, Miliband, brought a gift of a three-year-old apple tree, a...

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forviemedia 27.08.13 4:19am
forviemedia
"Fictitious Panda Cub Is Just Tourist Bait" Says Loch Ness Monster

[Re-write]...

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Titus 27.08.13 1:35am
Titus
Panda Cull Launched Whlie Public Distracted By Possible Badger Pregnancy 1
Titus 27.08.13 1:08am
Arthur
Editors no longer valued for literary skills says survey, lol 5
Arthur 27.08.13 12:39am
Arthur
Ethically-slaughtered bacon company to be called Pignitas 7
sydalg 26.08.13 10:18pm
Arthur
Eric Pickles calls for wider parking spaces in town centres. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 26.08.13 10:12pm
Titus
'Panda Cub Rumour Is Bollox' Says Loch Ness Monster

'Just an imaginary invention to attract the tourists...

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Titus 26.08.13 9:57pm
Titus
Panda father ‘ate, shot and left’, now being sought by Child Support Agency... 0
Tripod 26.08.13 9:56pm
Tripod
Geneticists think Jobseeker DNA and NHS DNA may be related

A team of genetic scientists from Oxford University has submitted a revolutionary paper to Nature Magazine which sets-out the theory that UK slobs and members of the Royal Family who did not attend...

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antharrison 26.08.13 9:45pm
Arthur
Viagra before bed gives man firmer glory 0
Smart Alex 26.08.13 9:13pm
Smart Alex
Intellectual defined as able to watch Celeb Big Brother & not recognise anyone. - 2 40
MADJEZ 26.08.13 8:06pm
Arthur
Militant feminist dyslexics are procastrination, but not today 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 26.08.13 7:38pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Bo Xilai denies loss of sheep

The former Communist Party leader refutes charges of bribery, corruption and livestock abandonment. He also denies links to a similarly agriculturally inept and 'quite contrary' accomplice. The...

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Wrenfoe 26.08.13 7:25pm
Al OPecia
Outbreak of masturbation-induced gonorrhea in Zen monastery - one-hand clap 0
sydalg 26.08.13 3:23pm
sydalg
Man who took LSD in 1969 still hallucinating in pounds, shillings and pence 0
sydalg 26.08.13 3:13pm
sydalg
Mr. Muscle to face European Court of Justice after removing Greece and Staines 0
Ian Searle 26.08.13 11:08am
Ian Searle
Reading Festival highlights UK's poor literacy skills, says Gove. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.08.13 9:56am
dominic_mcg
New fixed penalty fines for middle-of-the-road tastes and opinions

From this week anyone found listening to Chris de Burgh or settling down to watch an episode of Midsomer Murders will face a £100 on-the-spot fine. The new penalties are intended to tackle the...

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Ludicity 26.08.13 9:00am
kga6
Unmarried Teenage Panda 'Only Pregnant To Get A Council House' Claim 0
Titus 26.08.13 7:38am
Titus
Colin Firth declared “wrong for lead” in King’s Speech 2 0
Coco 26.08.13 6:56am
Coco
Nuts magazine "to be more about nuts"

Nuts magazine, the popular lads' periodical, is to up its nut content in line with its title. "Up to now the mag has been more aimed at the immature masturbator market," said publisher Dean Smyth. ...

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nickb 26.08.13 12:04am
Arthur
BBC running out of attractive female historians

BBC bosses are holding crisis talks today, after a recent survey of the corporation's assets revealed what was described as a 'crippling shortage of attractive female historians.' Staff discovered...

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jp1885 25.08.13 11:42pm
Arthur
Peru's isolated Mashco-Piro tribe emerges 'Needs iPad Charged'

Members of one of the most isolated tribes on Earth have briefly emerged from the Peruvian jungle to ask for an iPad Charger, according to local activists. The tribe, which numbers in the hundreds,...

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moanygit 25.08.13 11:21pm
Arthur
Boris Johnson wins George Cross. 1
Al OPecia 25.08.13 10:44pm
Arthur
Fisherman pays tribute to Martin Luther King with 'I Have A Bream' speech 4
custard cream 25.08.13 10:44pm
AReader
Farmer Glory no longer out standing in his field

Neato attempt...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 25.08.13 10:17pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
If it wasn't for us, you'd still be paying tax to the British, claims NRA 1
Arthur 25.08.13 10:15pm
Arthur