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| Surge in plasma TV sales 'huge drain on supplies' says National Blood Service | 0 |  |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Pharmacy accused of supplying prescription drugs. More soon. | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Triesman ousted by Spanish and Russian bribes claims Daily Mail | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Cameron claims Labour frittered away billions on madcap scheme called 'the NHS' | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Hastily-painted mottled-silver 'hat man' statue 'just a statue' says council | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Bystanders throwing donations, 'we wanted to see him move'. Etc... |
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| Nursery service accused of treating under-fives 'like children' | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| David Cameron to replace 'sofa government' with chaise longue | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| 'Foreign people are very nice' says Watford supporter | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
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'including Waps, Dagos, Frogs, Krauts and Spics, and of course Stavros. All very nice'... |
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| Rebel Thai general shot dead after serving renegade 'brown' curry | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Government to ban white men wearing summer shorts | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
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In what is likely to be one of the most controversial pieces of legislation being proposed by the coalition Government, all white men are to be banned from wearing anything but full-length trousers... |
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| Labour's Dirty Tricks Campaign | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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Danny Alexander, son/nephew of the famous pipe band duo, today accused Labour of "laying stinkbombs around Whitehall." Mr Alexander, sporting a sopping shirt and dripping wet hair said, "And it... |
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| Farage "miscalculated election" - just like his landing... | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| £84m lottery winner says: 'I will buy a bottle opener and stop using my teeth' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Government typing error robs sexy model Teresa May of job as Home Secretary | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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Top UK glamour model Teresa May has failed to become the country's first sexy Home Secretary because a government typist inadvertently added an 'h' to her first name. Instead, Theresa May, the... |
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| Slimline telephone directory launched. | 3 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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Thompson Lo-cal... |
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| Richard Hammond to appear on new £20 note. | 1 | |
Jimmy | 3 years |
| New Dr Who saves the world from aliens using the same over acting tactics as | 1 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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the previous eight... |
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| Pete Mandelson considers joining Tories | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'I have always been a loyal and discrete supporter of the Labour Party but enough is enough. Move over Ted Bollocks and all those losers, it's Dave all the Way, for me! Cleggy is a sweetheart, too.'... |
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| Nadine Dorries [ANAGRAM] = Inane Disorder | 3 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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Lots more soon... |
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| Animal Farm coalition latest | 0 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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Napoleon launches 'Pig Society' idea... |
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| BBC to replace Christmas Morecambe and Wise show with new comedy duo | 1 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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The BBC is to replace its traditional Morecambe and Wise show at Christmas with a new comedy duo. A BBC spokesman, who declined to name the act, said that the Home Secretary Theresa May will appear... |
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| Curious Newbiscuiter wonders ... | 1 | |
Skylarking | 3 years |
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If it is really possible to score yourself five. Here goes - I'm doing this for the good of humanity Oh my word - so you can! Still at least certified mad people, members of the royal family and... |
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| Ryanair fined for poor service "shock" | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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more later when the [s]dust[/s] ash has settled... |
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| Milibands' former nanny defends decision to run for Labour leadership | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Not wanting to be left out... |
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| Television psychic forced to admit, ‘Nope, I’m just not picking anything up’ | 2 | |
Tigerstripes | 3 years |
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A disappointed audience member said, ‘I was surprised when he said there just didn’t seem to be anyone out there today, but you know, I did appreciate his honesty’... |
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| Volcanic ash likely to settle all over UK media next week | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Charles Kennedy unwilling to raise a glass to coalition deal | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Thai government rejects curfew but leaves kung fu option open | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Jonathan Dimbleby to challenge David for right to host BBC’s ‘Question Time’ | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Volcanic Ash Cloud Threatens BA Strike | 0 | |
Deimos | 3 years |
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The Unite Union today expressed disappointment and frustration that the Icelandic volcano was threatening its planned BA cabin crew strike. However, cabin crew themselves were more defiant... |
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