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"Comedian" Frankie Boyle still not dead 3
Lucy4 03.09.12 6:18am
Shovels and spades discovered in elephants' graveyard

Dick Everyman 03.09.12 6:01am
Cameron Man or Meerkat

Recent jibes referng to David Cameron as a political mouse have given rise to suggestions that the PM is replacing cabinet posts with animal impresonations A source close the PM claimed "No one...

kjo36 02.09.12 11:36pm
Government reveals plans to challenge Chinese Para-Olympic supremacy.

In a joint press announcement The Secretary of State for Sport, The Secretary of State for Defense and Lord Coe laid out plans challenge the supremacy of the Chinese at the next Para-Olympics in Rio...

hardev 02.09.12 10:06pm
Mourners don PVC raincoats as Max Bygraves' coffin is lowered...

(you may have to think about this one for a sec. I promise you it almost certainly isn't worth it)...

Skylarking 02.09.12 9:18pm
The All New Jeni B
Good and Evil now neck and neck in the polls as both shift to centre ground

The fight between Good and Evil could see a disappointing turn out at the polls, with voter apathy blamed on the convergence of the two parties. "They're all the bloody same," said one voter,...

ronseal 02.09.12 8:52pm
"50 Shades of Grey" update : Amazon to produce Kindle/vibrator hybrid 0
FlashArry 02.09.12 8:32pm
Lionel Blair Must Pay For Crimes - Archbishop Tutu

Light entertainment veteran Lionel Blair must pay for the destruction and sorrow he has wrought upon the world according to the Archbishop Emeritus of Cape Town, the Most Reverend Archbishop Desmond...

BAJDixon 02.09.12 7:29pm
Huge naked Northumberland woman sobers up and goes home. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.09.12 5:36pm
Stranded Pilot Whales miss Bournemouth Air Show 0
Queen of Tarts 02.09.12 3:00pm
Queen of Tarts
Fans furious as 90% of Paralympics tickets went to benefits fraud investigators

Sports fans are up in arms as tickets for the latest Olympics have been allocated unfairly once again. It emerged yesterday that 90 per cent of tickets have gone to the DSS, with the majority being...

ronseal 02.09.12 9:44am
Baroness Warsi tipped for post far, far away - purely on merit 2
Squudge 02.09.12 7:00am
Pot-holers go missing during visit to Northumbria art-work

A group of pot-holers visiting the site of a piece of public art set in the Northumbrian landscape have gone missing say police., The artwork by Charles Jencks, known locally as ‘The Lady of the...

Gerontius 02.09.12 6:54am
Max Bygraves no longer lingers

Vale Max! The Goodies will miss you most...

Nick McCarr 01.09.12 11:42pm
Nick McCarr
Next Ashes tour will see return of Captain Cook to Australia 2
Nick McCarr 01.09.12 11:41pm
Nick McCarr
Bygraves funeral due to be delayed because of flower delivery from Amsterdam 0
Basil_B 01.09.12 8:55pm
Western scrub jays mourn Bygraves' passing

Haywood Manley 01.09.12 8:35pm
Haywood Manley
Inaugural Paralympic Mobility scooter polo match ends in controversy

Todays Inaugural Mobility scooter polo match has left Paralympic officials facing tough questions, after the wheels literally came off of Team GB's Number 4, Danny Slammer's steed. one spectator said...

kjo36 01.09.12 8:30pm
Max tell final story. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.09.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Number of sunset photos finally surpasses number of sunsets there will ever be 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 7:14pm
Haywood Manley
Cave Girl Cutie Wows Boffins

Scientists examining the 80,000 year old DNA belonging to the body of a girl found in Siberia's Denisova cave have discovered interesting facts about her life. "She was really hot" says Nobel...

Denis Dijon 01.09.12 7:12pm
Lead thief targets pet shop 0
Perks 01.09.12 7:00pm
One-eyed metal thief targets church

Budleigh Salterton's parish church has suffered a spate of metal thefts over the past twelve months. In the latest incident on Sunday night, a one-eyed intruder was spotted on the roof of the church...

Dick Everyman 01.09.12 6:57pm
Dick Everyman
Celebrity who most thought dead, dead 2
simonjmr 01.09.12 6:38pm
Catholic Church '200 years of behind', says Cardinal 0
Midnight Dreary 01.09.12 6:20pm
Midnight Dreary
'Empty chair has potential to become next US President’ insists Eastwood

In a speech at the Republican party’s national convention, US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has promised the American people he would invade at least one oil-rich country during his first term...

Gerontius 01.09.12 5:10pm
Savile/Bygraves clash a step nearer fruition 0
Drylaw 01.09.12 4:39pm
Bye bye Bygraves as Bygraves' buy Bygraves' gravestone. 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 3:03pm
Haywood Manley
Gruenenthal apologises all the way to the bank. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.09.12 1:25pm
Hollywood legend unveils new ventriloquist act

"Go ahead gunk, gake guy gay." With this iconic phrase from his movie 'Girty Garry', elderly film-star Clint Eastwood introduced the Republican National Convention to his imaginary friend, 'Garack',...

pinxit 01.09.12 1:03pm