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Argos to stay open later for royal wedding guests seeking last minute gifts. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jordan takes out Inverse SuperInjunction, so she's cited in EVERY news story 2
Ironduke 3 years
Evolution outlawed in Alabama. Natural selection now prohibited. 3
bonjonelson 3 years

In a landmark ruling, the state legislature of Alabama has approved a controversial new law outlawing all forms of evolution, including all forms of natural selection. State Troopers and Park...

Daily Mail fails to mention market price of someone's house in story. More soon 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Why do they have to do that?...

Huge Ancient Arms Cache Unearthed in Greece. 11
BewsNiscuit 3 years

More theories were emerging last night, from the Greek island of Milos, surrounding the arms find, dating from circa 130 BC being described as possibly resolving the most significant archeological...

Wenger claims responsibility for banking crisis, Japan earthquake..... 0
dannyboy206 3 years

In a surprising admission, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has claimed responsibility for the part he played in the world banking crisis and recession. He has also admitted his guilt for the...

UK decides to stick with "Single Alternative Party". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Scots launch web search engine "Froogle". Less soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dr Who's rectum "bigger than it looks from the outside". More soo-ooh-ooh-n. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..thanks Simon...

Health fears for Prince Harry as unseasonably warm and sunny weather continues 0
simonjmr 3 years

As the unseasonable heatwave continues in the UK, Royal pundits have expressed fears that carrot topped Prince Harry may be the first royal best man casualty in history. A fleet of big bertha's will...

One liner? 0
Mr Payne 3 years

Crown Prince of Bahrain admits turning down Royal wedding invite as he 'couldn't sort a babysitter'...

Jesus suspended for wearing cross at work 23
Des and Stan 3 years

Jesus of Nazareth was suspended today after wearing a cross to work. Simon, also known as Peter, or Rocky to his mates, sales manager of a small collective of preachers and miracle workers, said...

Liverpool footballers and WAGs invited to royal street party 5
antharrison 3 years

Stephen Gerrard his wife Alex Curran, and the entire Liverpool squad and their WAGs have expressed their delight at being invited to a street party to celebrate the royal wedding. 'On a Friday I'm...

Concern over religious groups being given "Big Society" projects. 1
404 Not Found 3 years

Community groups have raised concerns that big society projects have been given to groups who may not be best suited to running those projects. The family planning clinic in Northampton is now...

"Quit while you're ahead son" Advises Fergie 0
Elthan_Safety 3 years

As Tores opens coconut shy as confidence returns...

Attractive woman in bikini breaks silence over unseasonably warm weather 7
Mary Evans 3 years

A size 10 blonde from Southend-on-Sea has come forward in a fetching and diminutive halterneck swimsuit to go public with her views on the unusually warm bank holiday weekend. ‘It’s really...

Dissident republicans planning a challenging Easter bomb hunt this year 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Superinjunction stops police asking footballers about sexual harassment on ferry 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Members of Muse deny existence of new song 'Super Massive Injunction' 0
JayGee 3 years
Cameron Accuses Local Authority Town Criers of "Oh Yez" Bias during AV Run Up 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years

Revolting Yorkshire town criers retaliate with "Oh Nay, Oh Nay, Oh Nay", lad. More soon...

Alan Bennett to play Inspector Jack Regan in 'The Sweeney' remake 2
antharrison 3 years

TV reviewers from the national newspapers have applauded the decision to cast northern playright Alan Bennett as the tough cop Inspector Jack Regan in a remake of the 1970s series. In the first...

Snow to be Bubble Wrapped 1
Elthan_Safety 3 years

Says Scottish professor on the piste. True. More soon...

Hacker Cracks 256 bit Encryption Code. 1
BewsNiscuit 3 years

Morse Soon...

Christmas Special "Only Fools and Hearses" announced. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
President Assad of Syria: killing mourners 'efficient for undertakers' 0
Izziere 3 years

President Bashar Al Assad of Syria has defended the almost endless cycle of killings at funerals as a way of helping the downtrodden undertakers accomplish more work with less effort. "Our...

Trotter's three wheeler to be converted to hearse. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Royal Wedding seating shock "close family to sit nearest to royal couple". More 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

soon. This is news?...

Anne Robinson, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE 0
Sinnick 3 years
Safety concerns raised over Satnav voice guidance 0
hero2zero 3 years

Road safety experts today condemned the proposed introduction of Satnav voice guidance via a combination of David Cameron and Nick Clegg. It was felt that the constant contradiction over such things...

Tesco offers police triple Clubcard points on all arrests this weekend 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years