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Clerical error blamed as Tom Cruise is fired at Gadaffi's Libyan city of Sirte 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Not Mission impossible...

Lamp buyers most likely to be hit by falling standards 0
dicky37 3 years

[Boom boom. More soon]...

Stock market in turmoil as OXO goes into liquidation. 9
spoole2112 3 years
69 year old unintelligible Scot resumes pivotal role.... 0
DiY 3 years

with BBC Sport as worlds greatest football pundit. At the same time blasts the FA ""Maybe they will realise how important we are to England instead of treating us like s***."...

TV swamped with shouty ads offering to pay cash for unwanted dictators 6
DrTurmoil 3 years

As the news from Libya sees the value of tyrants on the open market hit an all time high, enterprising UK experts in exploitation of public greed and gullibility have launched a major ad campaign for...

Stella Artois recalled after being found to contain propsychotic drugs 0
Screenie 3 years
Dawkins find Religion between Relights and Relining 2
simonjmr 3 years
Oh Yes! Man Delighted With Op That Makes Him Look Like Churchill The Dog 0
Duff 3 years

Brian Barnes, from Salford in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful plastic surgery just so as he can look like his favourite TV advert hero. Speaking from a...

State of emergency declared in 6 states as Harriot approaches eastern seaboard 2
spoole2112 3 years

America was on high alert last night as reports of the imminent arrival of category 5 tv chef Ainsley Harriot spread. The over exuberant celebrity tv food person has already left a widespread...

Catholics condemn " Pope Idol" reality TV show 3
Doug Sourboyes 3 years
Anti-obesity campaign soon runs out of puff 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Actor in dramatic boat rescue 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
2012 Paralympic schedule released, if you’re really that interested 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Peter Andre's debut novel meets mixed reception 1
Doug Sourboyes 3 years
Naked rambler goes on ... and on, and on 2
beau-jolly 3 years

I won't get me coat...

Jobs’ exit sparks fears that Apple may now continually rehash the same product 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Shares in Apple inc have fallen sharply since the news that Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO. One industry analyst believes this is because of the near God-like status that Jobs had achieved amongst...

"Was PG Wodehouse a Nazi collaborator?" shows catagoric NO on Ask Jeeves search 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Top Edinburgh Festival joke 'anti-virginist' claims WI. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Nurofen Plus announced as anti-riot governmental partner 0
simonjmr 3 years
Home Office thanks Friends Reunited for 'shutting down' 0
Bravenewmalden 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May joined David Cameron in thanking social networking site Friends Reunited for shutting down following the widespread disturbances in English cities earlier this month. The...

Defiant Gaddafi to fight on with new haute couture outfit 0
roybland 3 years

Colonel Gaddafi is preparing to strike back at Libyan rebels and NATO with a new and so far unseen wardrobe. For forty years the embattled dictator has demonstrated an eclectic dress sense and he is...

Clegg paint attack intended "to make him appear more exciting, for a few hours". 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Declassified files show that Higgs Boson lost by Group4 in transit between labs. 0
martin2381 3 years
Apple launch the iQuit. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
QPR sign git. 2
rebel not taken 3 years

QPR have signed Newcastle git Joey Barton., "I have always admired Joey as a git" said manager Neil Warnock. Barton will now be the highest earning git at QPR and fans are hoping the arrival of...

Merchants of Sirte look forward to "Boom" Time as Gaddafi pursuit turns North 0
Drylaw 3 years
Plans to house prisoners in Travelodge dubbed inhumane 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

Plans by Justice Secretary Ken Clarke to house prisoners in Travelodge rooms have been dubbed inhumane by human rights lawyers. The recent rioting in England has put unprecedented pressure on prison...

George Lucas months away from inventing Blu-ray replacement 0
simonjmr 3 years

How else will he continue to convince millions to keep buying the same thing over and over again More soon...

Concerns that Nick Clegg is depressed after he appears a little blue in Glasgow 0
simonjmr 3 years
Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi Asks Nicely If Scottish Jail Will Have Him Back 5
thisisall1word 3 years