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14 year old Forest of Dean boy in porn video criticised for being a late starter 1
simonjmr 3 years
Government plans to fund NHS by bag packing in Sainsburys. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Forget Thatcher, Reagan, Gorbachev - Global Warming ended the Cold War... 0
Theoldcrow 3 years

Forget Thatcher, Reagan, Gorbachev - Global Warming ended the Cold War...

Secret committee about to make decision on UK name change... 5
Theoldcrow 3 years

Sources close to the government have revealed that an announcement will be made early next week regarding the re-naming of the UK should Scotland vote for independence. For the past three months a...

Students team up with TUC 4
beau-jolly 3 years

In response to increased tuition fees students are forced to eat small square cheesy biscuits...

Ken, Boris f*ck in f*cking lift 0
nickb 3 years

"It was when Ken said something about managing an election that it all got very out of hand" said Jenny Green of the Jones Party. Meanwhile, fresh from his appearance in the Up the Polls and Round...

RAF Helicopters rescue government ministers from sinking ship 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Shukman: Science to become 32% more marvellous by 2022. Can we keep up? 0
nickb 3 years

Being a BBC Science Correspondent is a bit like walking up a down escalator. Or painting the Forth Bridge. In their time, both were marvels of scientific knowhow. Now, we take them for granted. ...

ZooKeepers to review breeding programme after Pandas are caught 'dogging' 1
Underconstruction 3 years

Edinburgh Zoo are to conduct a 'shoot and branch' review of it's Panda breeding programme, following the late night arrest of it's breeding pair in a car-park in a Glasgow suburb., Passing motorists...

Driver of car with 576k mileage confident of finding parking space ‘real soon' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Forecast of Easter airport misery cheers millions unable to afford a break 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Yahoo crashes its own server after sending 2,000 redundancy emails 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Big Society Bank launched with £600m, less directors’ bonuses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
North Korean soccer match abandoned after keeper is hit by missile 0
Underconstruction 3 years

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Airport staff shortage overcome - baggage handling has crooks to spare 0
weematt 3 years
Ferrero launches Unkinder Surprise; an easter egg with semtex toy. 0
wallster 3 years
Zoo swaps pandas’ water for Buckfast before breeding window closes completely 3
grumblechops 3 years

Keepers at Edinburgh zoo have resorted to radical measures in their quest to successfully breed the giant pandas Yang Guang and Tian Tian, having replaced the animals’ water supply with Buckfast in...

Murdoch "its bad when we hack email" but OK when Cameron sanctions it 0
simonjmr 3 years
Government to Introduce 24 Hour funerals during Olympics 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Ask the Biscuit – Bullied by a blond 7
weematt 3 years

From KL London, Dear Biscuit,, Sometimes in life you meet someone you just can't get on with and I have such a situation right now. This big blond bloke and me are chasing the same job and he has...

Philadelphia Experiment: Biscuit sub made to reappear 0
weematt 3 years

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X-mens Mystique to be replaced by Alistair McGowan in Fox budget reduction! 1
theadministrator 3 years

Steve Blairson, CEO of 20th Century Fox has today revealed that due to a massive slash in the budget, Mr Alistair McGowan will replace Mystique in the next chapter of the x-men saga, due to be filmed...

Conservative Peer dismissed for 'indecent pictures' and not 'false accounting'! 1
theadministrator 3 years

Today it was revealed that the Tory Peer, Lord Hanningfield was not dismissed due to 'false accounting' as previously thought. Following an ever credible investigation by 'The Sun', Lord...

Dutch boy sticks finger up Christine Lagarde's arse to save Euro 1
button 3 years
Ben Elton sectioned after claiming that he met a fan 0
Milesfromnowhere 3 years
Mel Gibson to host the all new 'Have I Got Jews For You' 2
Milesfromnowhere 3 years
Reluctant word processor reverts to type 0
cinquecento 3 years
Top level disagreement over court cases held in camera 0
Scroat 3 years

Cameron sends Clegg to his room...

'I was framed' Mona Lisa 3
Milesfromnowhere 3 years
Man who developed superpowers ‘still a lazy coward’ 15
3 years

A 27 year-old nuclear physicist who unexpectedly developed superpowers after a lab accident has attracted widespread criticism after refusing to use his powers to fight crime and right wrongs. John...