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Scientists discover a parent 'made of money' growing on trees 0
Perks 3 years
Boy with Big Mac stuck up his backside diagnosed with ass-burgers syndrome. 14
Haywood Manley 3 years

Sorry about that. At least I didn't put Whopper...

Lib Dems vote in favour of pledge not to embarrass Nick Clegg anymore. 0
3 years
Fears 'The Wizard of Oz' may be forced to close over Nick Clegg's Typhoon Tax 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Friends of Dorothy disrought...

Ken Dodd admits 'Tears for Souvenirs' failed to attract holiday makers. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Jonny Vegas and Monkey offer support for Nick Clegg's Typhoo Tax 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Prince Harry keen to forge close links with Brazillians. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Boris Johnson to establish pushchair lanes 0
hughesroland 3 years
Masonic Order "undermined" by electric handshake shockers 2
Tom55 3 years

Mr. Nigel Ford, Grand Exhibitor of the Masonic Order, today claimed that lighthearted use of electric shockers by younger Masons was undermining the treasured position of the order in British life.,...

David Cameron to speed up adoption process for Nick Clegg 2
Ludicity 3 years

The prime minister has vowed to tackle ‘absurd barriers to mixed-party adoption’ as he sets out proposals to fast-track Nick Clegg into the Conservative home. ‘Nick has been with us now for...

Drew Brees tired of being unappreciated, decides to appreciate himself. 14
Brian Malloy 3 years
‘Radicalised agnostics’ threaten to derail Middle-East war process 9
3 years

A group of radical agnostics are threatening to undermine the glorious battle that awaits the holy lands, and prevent millions of martyrs from fulfilling their destiny. Renounced by proper atheists...

Disco inferno singer to be cremated. Predictably. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Discovery of 13th Century indigestion tablets is proof of "early settlers". 6
seymour totti 3 years
Sarkozy dit: ‘Come to France pour une bon holiday et après, bugger off’ 11
3 years

Bonjour tout le monde! Exceptez those of you qui est une touché trop foreign. Why not consideréz une holiday ici, avec tout your monet? Les Francais est tres friendly if vous wear une beret et...

House builder goes to the wall. More soon. 2
ianrbland 3 years
Cardboard cutout convention falls flat 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Lib Dems plan to target murderous psychopaths with Manson Tax 2
Skylarking 3 years
Apple's new cosmetics app - the iBrowpencil 1
Rootin Tootin 3 years

Its my first attempt...

Viewers thrown into turmoil over which shit to not watch. 4
Haywood Manley 3 years

Reacting to news that ITV's annual celebration of borderline mental illness "Britain's Got Talent" will be aired at the same time as the BBC's new flagship affront to humanity "The Voice UK", many...

'Febreze for tents' masks stench of outdoors with fug of damp council flats 5
3 years

Febreze has launched a new air freshener, aimed at campers who are fed up with stench of the countryside. Available in a range of excitingly familiar odours, ‘Febreze Urbane’ masks even the...

Scottish MP claims fine for drunken brawl is an attack on national culture. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More Sterotypes the noo, Jimmy. Falkirk MP.,

"Mario Ballotelli needs to grow up", says Babysitter 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Catholic Church Denies Existence of Normal Priests 6
medici2471 3 years

The Roman Catholic Church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards homosexuality or paedophilia. This...

Cardinal Says No to Gay Marriage Proposal 0
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

“I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment”, said Cardinal Keith O’Brien yesterday as he announced his controversial rejection of life partner Stephen Codrington’s proposal of marriage...

Disco Inferno singer's widow has "no idea" what song to play at his cremation 0
grumblechops 3 years
Journalist sacked after failing to mention hair colour of female murder victim. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

More implicit sexism soon...

'Mansion tax' will see increase in 'Monopoly Money' 4
Perks 3 years

Hasbro, the makers of the famous Monopoly game, have joined Labour in coming out in support of the Government's proposal for a 'mansion tax'. They have even called for them to go further and...

Spectators shocked by orderly debate at Prime Minister’s Questions 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Spectators in the public gallery at the House of Commons were shocked this week by what has been described as a ‘civilised, grown-up and orderly debate’ on key political issues, with no heckling...

Glut in supply of photos of Harry dancing with scantily-clad women set to worsen 0
Al McHogan 3 years