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Government's amazing new plan for failing hospitals: give managers more money

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced a radical new plan to stop people dying in hospitals instead of getting better. At a news conference today, he said:'Hey, listen to this - it's a biggie!...

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John Wiltshire 19.09.13 8:21am
John Wiltshire
Assad issues correction: Syria needs one year to deploy chemical weapons 0
Sinnick 19.09.13 8:14am
Sinnick
Financiers oppose call for maximum wage 0
Dumbnews 19.09.13 2:14am
Dumbnews
Mel Gibson to be crowned King of Scotland on 9/19/2014, says White House aide 0
Arthur 19.09.13 12:35am
Arthur
Assad: It will take a year to destroy chemical weapons by firing them at rebels. 0
MADJEZ 18.09.13 11:47pm
MADJEZ
Caledonia Dreamin’

To be sung out loud to this backing:, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMGnm1DxNmo All the hills are brown, (They are always brown)., and the sky is grey., (It is always grey)., I’m...

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Sinnick 18.09.13 9:45pm
Squudge
Tories appoint Don Quixote as wind turbine Czar. More soon.

Sancho Panza retained as auditor...

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Al OPecia 18.09.13 9:42pm
Al OPecia
Ex-Deputy Speaker signs sponsorship deal with 7up. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.09.13 9:38pm
Al OPecia
World's strongest man competition to be open to women

Hat tip to custard cream!...

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Dumbnews 18.09.13 8:55pm
Dumbnews
Clegg admits right hand doesn't know what far-right hand is doing. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.09.13 8:24pm
Al OPecia
Echoes of Diana as Prince William guard dogs put down as usefulness ends. 0
Ref Minor 18.09.13 7:53pm
Ref Minor
Selfridges suspends assistant after snub to 'Hitler's' friend

A Selfridges shop assistant is facing the sack after he refused to serve a friend of a man described as a Hitler look-a-like. Bert Rankin from Luton who admits he is often mistaken for Hitler, says...

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roybland 18.09.13 7:51pm
roybland
Tetchy Eskimo blames recent outrage on cold snap 0
Scronnyglonkle 18.09.13 7:35pm
Scronnyglonkle
Historian claims most religion's prophets were glorified freeloaders 0
Dumbnews 18.09.13 6:41pm
Dumbnews
Community apathy to gay marriage shocks newspaper 0
Dumbnews 18.09.13 6:20pm
Dumbnews
Parents finally tell 22-year old son he is a dwarf

'We never really knew how to broach the subject' parents Barbra and Caleb explained, 'it just seemed like something he'd figure out for himself!' Little Jimmy did not, however, 'figure' out his...

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TobiasBV 18.09.13 6:12pm
TobiasBV
2015 Election: Lab/Con Coalition Formed To Challenge UKIP - Lib Abstains 0
Titus 18.09.13 5:52pm
Titus
Boko Haram's leader said to be a whiter shade of pale after Nigerian army raid

light fandango...

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Scronnyglonkle 18.09.13 5:44pm
custard cream
Man Booker Prize now to be open to women 0
custard cream 18.09.13 5:43pm
custard cream
Regulator to intervene in Pavement Protection Insurance misspelling scandal 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 18.09.13 5:40pm
Titus
Police stumped by next weeks theft of a prototype time machine 2
nyarlathotep 18.09.13 3:19pm
Landfill
New Apple V iAgra promises to turn software into hardware 0
sydalg 18.09.13 3:11pm
sydalg
Mayor Erects Moument To 'The Unknown Dalek'

Councillor Fester Dubbin, mayor of the Dorset town of Shufflebury, has proudly unveiled a new commemorative traffic bollard in the middle of a footpath across the grounds of a local ancient burial...

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Titus 18.09.13 2:45pm
Scronnyglonkle
Watts Agrees to Play Diana Memorial Fountain in 'Diana' Movie Sequel

'Naomi's style of acting is uniquely fitted to playing the concrete structure', said a studio boss. 'And the majority of the movie will be about the tender process for contractors and the...

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jimiedge 18.09.13 2:31pm
jimiedge
Court Witness Allowed To Wear Niqāb Provided It Doesn't Cover Her Face

There you are - all parties satisfied. Sorted...

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Titus 18.09.13 2:14pm
Titus
New iPlod Developed For Use By The Police 0
Titus 18.09.13 2:10pm
Titus
New Cartesian device from Apple - the iThink

Hat tip to Titus...

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Smart Alex 18.09.13 2:08pm
Titus
A&E's bear brunt of XFactor rejections

With the tenth series of XFactor now underway, a shocking new report has revealed the true extent of the impact that the show has had on the NHS. The damning report, issued by the National Institute...

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Robopop 18.09.13 2:07pm
Robopop
UN promises to act against Sainsburys after Hedge End gas attack. 0
MADJEZ 18.09.13 12:59pm
MADJEZ
Army see no advantage to using drunk tanks

More hic soon., http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/russiantankdrunk.jpg...

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MADJEZ 18.09.13 12:33pm
MADJEZ