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Cern Mathematicians "on brink of working out National Lottery: In It To Win It" 0
exigo 07.10.12 11:06am
exigo
Abu Hamza "a shoo-in" for Broadway revival of Peter Pan... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 10:19am
Tripod
Silvio Berlusconi Tipped As Next Director General of the BBC

"We have so much in common" He Says....

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Nowherefast 07.10.12 10:09am
Nowherefast
Mitchell Swerves Tory Conference

"Plebgate" chief whip Andrew Mitchell is to avoid this week's Conservative Party conference as he feels his presence would prove a distraction. Other leading Tories who have suddenly found other...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 07.10.12 9:43am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Thai police confirm arrest of ‘sex tourist’ Ronald McDonald

Missing food clown Ronald McDonald has finally been discovered, living a sick double-life in Bangkok. Thai police confirmed they’d arrested a 45 year-old with a fake Scottish passport, after a...

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07.10.12 9:18am
The Secret Cabal
BBC denies it should have had doubts about Savile

A middle-age man walking around in tracksuit bottoms saying "'Ow's about that then?" to young girls is no cause for suspicion, they claim...

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pdavies65 07.10.12 8:36am
pdavies65
Thrilling climax to all Ireland Hurling Championship

http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rags-mud-ants.jpg...

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virtuallywill 07.10.12 8:24am
virtuallywill
Family claims Abu Hamza "mostly 'armless"

So sorry, so very sorry coat, hat, scarf, gloves...

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dvo4fun 07.10.12 8:03am
dvo4fun
New poll in – “Britain still a nation of small shopkeepers” 0
Yikes 07.10.12 7:51am
Yikes
Wonga sponsored Newcastle players expected to put 4214% effort into winning 0
Lucy4 07.10.12 7:01am
Lucy4
Yougov

A Polish man, by the name Yougov, has gone on record as saying he is sick of everyone asking him what he thinks. In recent years he has been asked his opinion on politics, policing and whatever else...

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george.scofield 07.10.12 3:42am
george.scofield
Man writes ticker as avoidance tactic for going to bed on Saturday night 0
SpankyMonkey 07.10.12 12:29am
SpankyMonkey
Man dies of shock after getting David Blaine’s electric bill by mistake... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 12:08am
Tripod
Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter

Doesn't work with midget. Only works with 'small', because 'small shop keeper' is a recognised phrase, whereas 'midget shop keeper' isn't...

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06.10.12 10:51pm
Dick Everyman
Vince Cabal forms secret alliance 3
nickb 06.10.12 10:46pm
Dick Everyman
Midget Iranian Shop Keeper Caught Selling Gourds Under The Counter

Hat tip to Damien Cockshuffle ;0)...

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Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:39pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Somerville denies abusing middle aged women 9
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:30pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Saville cleared - 2

All those rumours that he was gay have now been proven false...

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Rootin Tootin 06.10.12 9:53pm
Vatican butler gets 18 month jail term, eternity in hell - to run concurrently 5
Idiot 06.10.12 8:40pm
sigmund
Corrupt referees concerned about whistle blowers 0
Smart Alex 06.10.12 7:45pm
Smart Alex
Owner of small sex shop says size doesn’t matter 2
Yikes 06.10.12 7:16pm
Dick Everyman
Mob lynches Noel Edmonds "just to be on the safe side"

Former TV and radio hosts deemed a bit odd and/or creepy by Facebook groups to be systematically strung up to avoid risk of posthumous accusations. Travis, Stilgoe, and assorted Blue Peter...

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DrTurmoil 06.10.12 7:03pm
charlies_hat
BBC deny Savile cover up - 'We always allowed him to get his knob out'

Damn. I laughed and now I feel dirty. Have to give stars...

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06.10.12 6:34pm
Yikes
Small Shopkeepers Shun Top Shelf Reading Matter 3
Martin Shuttlecock 06.10.12 5:38pm
sigmund
Hot air balloonist apologises for exaggerated claims 0
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 5:11pm
Dick Everyman
M&S 'Light control' panties to include dimmer switch for blondes.

Still can't find the 'on' switch in my wife's...

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riesler 06.10.12 4:38pm
riesler
Off-duty ambulance driver ‘used portable siren to queue-jump’.

An ambulance driver from Southend who wore his vehicle siren like a hat has been roundly criticised by the NHS. Shoppers were left feeling ‘ripped off’ after stepping aside to let pedestrian...

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malgor 06.10.12 4:23pm
The Secret Cabal
Giant supermarket chains too big for masochistic small shop-keepers.

No, I’m not entering myself (Snigger)...

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sigmund 06.10.12 1:21pm
sigmund
S&M businesses strapped for cash 1
weematt 06.10.12 11:12am
Yikes
Blacksmiths' statue-building contest - leader forges ahead 6
Idiot 06.10.12 10:49am
sigmund