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Greenham Common Veterans To Train Anti-HS2 Activists...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Birmingham to Leeds route activists to be trained via a spiritualist...

Bull Alex seeks freedom for 'his' herd of cows. Farmer David not concerned. 0
MrQ 3 years

In an interview, imposing bull Alex has stated his intention to seek independence from Farmer David, allowing him to sell the milk from the herd of prize cows he believes are his. "I have sired...

Homophobic tweet footballer Lee Steele faces the sack 1
medici2471 3 years
Metal thieves 'will need to work faster' as HS2 gains approval 1
MrQ 3 years

Scrap merchants between London and Birmingham are expecting to be dealing with a new breed of metal thief in future as the Government confirms plans for HS2. We contacted a dealer in Kenilworth who...

Celebrity Big Brother to feature real celebrities 3
JonnyJP 3 years

Hopefully, no more soon...

Worrall Thompson produces seven course banquet for £5 on Ready Steady Cook 13
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A special edition of Ready Steady Cook has wowed viewers as Antony Worrall Thompson managed to make a full 7 course banquet for 8 people, without exceeding the £5 limit. ‘I have no idea how he...

54 years of misery ends as Little Chef falls from motorists menu 9
Newsquelch 3 years

VentureThree recently rebranded Little Chef with the eponymous phrase; “Fresh from the Freezer and Disappointingly British it’ll be fun to leave!” The Disappointingly British theme ran...

EDF Energy cuts increase gas price by 10.4% 0
medici2471 3 years
Men with beards in pubs oppose HS2 0
nickb 3 years
Westminster to rule on kilt length 0
nickb 3 years
The fight against racism: British population to be dyed purple 12
jp1885 3 years

With allegations of racism and reports of racist incidents hitting the headlines at an exponential rate, the government has acted to scotch the rise in discrimination with a sweeping, nationwide...

Cross-party motion to reintroduce hanging, drawing & quartering 'just in case' 0
cinquecento 3 years
Man drowns in whisky vat 0
bsp123 3 years

.French police have been asked to investigate and are currently stating there are no suspicious circumstances as it appears to have been a single mort...

Virgin Media doubles broadband to up to half its advertised speed 1
medici2471 3 years
Council tenants threatened with prison look forward to the upgrade. 0
medici2471 3 years
Sex addict's cold turkey,an improvement on sliced ham 0
medici2471 3 years
Fantastic Four's Human Torch Outed 0
sredni vashta 3 years
'Harmful and dull': Michael Gove 2
ianslat 3 years
Newest form of assisted suicide: Become an Iranian nuclear engineer 0
wwwiz 3 years

No need to travel to Switzerland...

New recipe for stollen cake from Anthony Worrall Thompson 7
Scroat 3 years
"I'm not a political lightweight" argues Ed Milligram 0
Scroat 3 years

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War Whores vying with Shaving Ryan's Privates as best Porn remake at 2012 Oscars 28
simonjmr 3 years
Scots Independence Ballot paper to include 'any team except England' option. 2
muchofamuchness 3 years

In a bid to ensure the correct result is returned, and explain in terms explicable to the populace what might otherwise be a complex and abstruse legal and constitutional issue, the SNP has decided...

Out of date food; the New Year slimming fad? 6
beau-jolly 3 years

A shopkeeper in Greater Manchester has hit on a money making scheme to get rid of out of date goods by repositioning them in the health and beauty section., Mr. Roger Gill of Gill’s Stores in...

Pregnant dog has had a spaniel in the works 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Hadrian’s Wall (HW2) To Go Ahead 10
Deimos 3 years

Signalling an end to infrastructure investment focus of the South East, today the government is to announce that it is to go ahead with the construction of HW2 (Hadrian’s Wall 2). Deputy Prime...

Worrall-Thompson named as villain in Bond remake "You only lift rice". More soon 15
Al OPecia 3 years

..and "For your pies only", "Sieve and let sieve".all together now...

Shopping precincts disruption as Pensioners to recreate Reservoir dogs walk 1
simonjmr 3 years

Pensioner pressure groups are planning mass disruptions to your local shopping centres and precincts every Wednesday and Thursday lunchtime for the next year, by walking two abreast in a slow moving...

Man wearing M&S cardigan involved in heroic act 2
roybland 3 years

A man wearing a M&S cardigan is reported to have been involved in what witnesses describe as 'an heroic act'. The act is said to have involved throwing caution to the winds and to have...

Birmingham ‘to move to Wales’ 9
Zadok the second 3 years

Following the recent HS2 announcement, which will cut 30 minutes off the average London to Birmingham journey time, the city and larger metropolitan area of Birmingham has decided to move to Wales,...