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Acquisition of nunnish underpinnings no longer apt as measure of masculine charm 0
FlashArry 3 years

[ according to a Vatican City source ] more Papal Bull soon...

Dyson set to cash-in on the attic with new product 1
dvo4fun 3 years

[Edited re-sub. - thanks for comments. 300 words lost] James Dyson came to prominence with his 1990s 'Cyclone technology' vacuum cleaner which eliminated not only bags but also effective cleaning...

Swindon opera spawns host of other unlikely cultural events 3
Clarky 3 years

Following the news that an opera has been commissioned in praise of the architectural beauty and vibrant cultural life that is the Wiltshire backwater, Swindon (twinned with Salzgitter), a rash of...

Quiet zone on train infiltrated by noise-making contingent. 2
Worth 3 years

A train-travelling man was left mildly perturbed after a group of up to four humans entered the designated quiet zone on a train and showed little, almost zero, respect for the zone’s esoteric...

Backpacker plans journey sitting at computer clicking websites of countries 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Based on this website:

Jesus Christ seen shopping in Morrisons 0
roybland 3 years

Jesus Christ has been spotted shopping in a branch of Morrisons by a sixty-year-old ex-nun. The report follows news that David Cameron recently dropped into a Morrisons branch on his way home from...

New stock tip suggests doing opposite to what everyone else does 0
Dumbnews 3 years

and you will be right 50% of the time...

Northern Ireland braced for mass street parties if Paisley doesn't pull through. 1
MADJEZ 3 years


Long lost Intelligent Arctic life asks "Is the Leveson Inquiry Still Going on?" 0
ronseal 3 years
Disgraced Banker says “Go Fuck Yourself” to The Queen 0
hokeycokey 3 years

In a surprise move that has confounded his critics, ex-RBS chief Fred Goodwin has sent a series of unequivocal messages to the Queen in response to the inglorious removal of his knighthood. “LOL...

Syria latest; Ideal Homs Exhibition cancelled. 6
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Police 'should have helped Prescott set phone PIN' rules Prescott 0
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'Anfield Cat' awarded man of the match 4
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Isle of Wight announce celebration plans for Queen's Silver Jubilee 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Jury in Harry Redknapp Case Finds Him Not Guilty.... 0
custard cream 3 years

But gives a nine month suspended (by a lead) sentence to his dog, Rosie...

Jim Davidson supports Terry's decision not to quit England 0
simonjmr 3 years

Jim Davidson has today spoken out in support of John Terry's decision not to quit England. The Nick Nick "acceptable face of racism" comic is on record in 1997, "that he would quit England, if the...

Increase in CofE funeral charges blamed on cost of living 0
Sinnick 3 years
Man emerges from bunker to learn Cod War is over 0
hughesroland 3 years

After spending more than four decades underground, Harold Smith, 82, emerged from his bunker yesterday to learn the country was no longer at war. 'We all thought it was the end,' said Mr Smith, a...

France launches own currency 3
kimllfixit 3 years

Economists were last night divided by the proposed introduction of a novelty currency designed to entice tourists to France. Some financial experts believe that the currency – called the...

Liverpool soccer cat accused of racism. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Queen marks 60th anniversary of wearing Crown Jewels during sex for first time 0
hughesroland 3 years
Busy escort agency owner reportedly "out of sorts" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Attorney General unhappy at release of radical cleric Akuna Matata. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Redknapp jury retire to inspect their brown envelopes. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Lawsuit issued on behalf of Wales as it's people forced to live in abject misery 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Joy as co-joined quadruplets survive separation 0
Marko 3 years

There were high sixes all around at a hospital in East Anglia yesterday as Siamese quadruplets Kylie, Chardonnay, Porsche and Wayne were successfully separated after an hour long operation. The...

Miracle as Turin Shroud found under armpit? 0
Marko 3 years

Giuseppe De L'aconte, 27 from Walsall, was shocked to discover Christs image yesterday as he was shaving his armpits prior to a sunbed session. Italian born Giuseppe, who has lived in a council...

Seaworld orca trial not a black and white issue, says judge 0
cinquecento 3 years

.. wee frilly...

Government marks Charles Dickens' bicentenary by reintroducing the Poor House 1
dvo4fun 3 years
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Gary Stanton 3 years