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Briefs manufacturers happy with no fly zones 0
simonjmr 3 years

But not Boxer makers More soon...

Maggot farm badly affected by 'no-fly' zone. 0
spike 3 years
Air Passenger Duty on Private Jets “Will Cost Jobs” 4
BillyBitzer 3 years

A letter today in the Times, signed by over 20 Businessmen, Pop Stars and Sportsmen slammed Chancellor George Osbourne’s plans to impose duty on flying in private jets as an “attack on...

Charity album "could do more harm than good" say Japanese authorities 0
Scroat 3 years

A Government spokesman said today "It was bad enough when we heard that Bono was going to be a featured artist, but the addition of Justin Bieber was the last straw. It really can't get much worse."...

Man opposed to Formula One, The Derby and 100m sprint accused of being Racist. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Bittern's got talons launched by BBC wildlife 22
simonjmr 3 years
UK Pedants society to pick holes in well loved fairy tales 1
simonjmr 3 years

The Pedants Society of the UK (PEDSocUK) has today announced that they will be rewriting fariy tales to address some of the major issues and problems that they have highlighted. Goldilocks, 1....

USS Prat in for bottom cleaning 0
Scroat 3 years
Royal Wedding on Hold after Mention of 'Droit De Seigneur' by Prince Philip 8
3 years
Jamaican air-force to enforce 'no woman, no cry' zone... 0
be reasonable 3 years

Marley soon...

Radio 1 'at a loss' following no McFly-zone 0
nilbymouse 3 years
Frogsporn 0
Sinnick 3 years

Libya accused of trying to bury bad news on day of George Osbourne's budget 0
ronseal 3 years
USS Pimp delayed in Italian port on Burlusconi's orders. 0
be reasonable 3 years

More seamen discharged later...

USS Ponce stationed in mediterranean 4
Ironduke 3 years

no, really. So off you go, funny-mongers...

An Apple a day keeps Google away, says Jobs 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron denies Saudi Princes akin to Gadaafi: 'They have more luxuriant goatees' 0
pinxit 3 years
Computer archaeologists excited by new find of JPEG artifacts 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

David Cameron's face "looming larger than ever", say astronomers 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

David Cameron's face is looming larger than ever over Britain, astronomers have found. 'This remote, barren object was first sighted as recently as 2005,' said telegenic starmonger Professor Brian...

Trading Standards warn of Slick American-style Franchising and Sales Teams 1
3 years

offering 'Business Networking Opertunities' in the UK. "It can be mind-boggling" said Tim West of the UK Trading Standards Federation. "Apart from seminars and pressure sales techniques for the...

Gas Company has "hissy fit" from Ofgem leak 0
OldThingy 3 years

More men may turn up later...

Good news and bad news for the Sushi industry 0
Ironduke 3 years

32 ton fugu landed, but its already pre-cooked. Hattip be reasonable...

Radioactive waste found in Japanese food... 0
be reasonable 3 years

Morrison's to launch new range of pre-cooked ready-meals...

USS Ponce "claims" to have fired cruise missiles at Gaddafi. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Cameron warns Gaddafi. 1
Zen 3 years

Anne Widdecombe can be launched within 45 minutes...

UK Newsreaders Still Effing And Blinding Re Japan Quake.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Whilst polite Japanese continue to call the affected area, 'Hukushima.'...

South American butterfly blamed after wing-flapping causes earthquake in Japan. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

More chaos soon...

UNESCO Recognises Atlantis as a World Acceptable Racism Target 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The United Nations' body responsible for cultural matters has agreed to select the fictional country of Atlantis as a geograhical reagion, people and religion which will now be 'considered fair game'...

Harmless Gaddafi breath threatens UK: discredited expert warns 0
glass90 3 years

The noxious breath of beleaguered Libyan president Muammar Gaddafi may drift to the UK’s shores and cause a completely harmless toxic hazard, wrote a desperate journalist last night. The...

Ghadafi, Obama no longer Facebook friends. 0
Joshua Cerri 3 years