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Police warning over use of mistletoe by middle-aged perverts 0
dogwheels 3 years

Police have issued a fresh warning in the run-up to the New Year celebrations over the use of mistletoe by would-be middle-aged perverts. A spokeswoman for the Met's Special Victim's Unit said: 'We...

Delia Smith launches new cookery book in ‘Manga’ style 6
fernandomando 3 years

Following the lead from other pioneering celebrity chefs, Delia Smith today launched a new cookery book for the Marks and Spencer generation just in time for the January sales. What distinguishes her...

Lord and lady Prescott suffer problems down below ,Queen Mary 2 reports they 1
melody 3 years

have the shits on board...

The Bipolar Express tops manic depressives' Xmas reading list 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Playmate Crystal Harris to take lessons in CPR. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Heathrow management to advise US airports on types of snow. 0
Ostsee 3 years
All war and conflict ends at Pope's insistence 9
dogwheels 3 years

New York - The UN has confirmed that all war, conflict and diplomatic stand-offs in the world have ended at the request of Pope Benedict. The Pontiff made the demand during his Christmas address,...

Christmas Dinner addicts go 'cold turkey'. 2
Trickster 3 years

Millions of people addicted to Christmas dinner leftovers have gone cold turkey, according to recovery group, 12 Steps of Christmas., One anonymous stuffing addict said. "The 12 steps programme has...

Tesco sees the return of Jesus as a threat to their Food and Beverage margins. 1
melody 3 years
Vince Cable praised for his skill, control and passion... 2
victory V 3 years

shame he was only dancing...

Jesus accused of using ghost writers in Xmas cash in book The Bible 2
ronseal 3 years

Jesus is the least celeb accused of using ghost writers to produce his first blockbuster novel., New allegations have been made that Jesus's best selling book The Bible was not actually written by...

Airports to fine government for snow blocked roads. 1
LaserComet 3 years
Counterfeit gold trader found gilty 1
riesler 3 years
75% of practising Catholics want to see the Pope and Justin Bieber get it on 1
Malcum eggs 3 years
Veggie addicts go cold tofu. 3
Trickster 3 years
Wombles' Creator, Elisabeth Beresford, Moves From Overground To Underground 2
IABP 3 years
Shortage of 'Bah Humbugs' relieved. Plentiful supply found in Home Counties. 0
DiY 3 years
Only nine months until Christmas advertising begins... 0
victory V 3 years

More (all too) soon...

Family sectioned after admitting they find Will ferrell funny. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Vince Cable shocked to discover Murdoch is his 'secret santa' 2
surdoux 3 years
Queen makes festive pitch for England job 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Brian Hanrahan latest: God counted him out and he counted him in again 3
ronseal 3 years

. Apologies to Gerontious for the one liner...

Rerun of On the Buses starts Boxing Day 2
Bismarck 3 years
World's oldest advertising slogan uncovered, "If anyone can, Ghengis Khan" 1
bonjonelson 3 years

Merry xmas...

Elderly gentleman dressed in red suit arrested in child's bedroom in Ipswich. 0
dogwheels 3 years
e-bay mainframe crashes after 'poor year' for present givers this xmas. 0
dogwheels 3 years
Occupants of Clarence house confirm " It`s wonderful life" was based on them. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Cable confident "Strictly Come Dancing" will now make people take him seriously 4
MC One R 3 years
Eastwood to star in film about duck who wins Le Mans 24 Hour Rally. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

As a racing hydrophobic Clint...

Ad Agency sacked over 'understandable' perfume advert 2
Mrblacker 3 years

The world of advertising's coming to terms with the dismissal of leading agency Ardaby Wanklyn Chilvers after they produced what's described as 'the most understandable perfume advert ever'. Their...