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Half of drivers confused by highway code - explained as being women 0
apepper 3 years

A survey has revealedcthat half of all drivers misunderstand part of the highway code. A spokesman for the Jeremy Clarkeson survey company said that this could be explained when it was realised that...

"When in Rome" gag finally understood by US News anchor, Ron Burgendy 0
theadministrator 3 years

I know, I Know..Im having a bad day...

Al Qaeda capacity crippled as CIA hackers disable their porn filters 2
Yikes 3 years

A major blow has been struck in the War on Terror as Al Qaeda operatives worldwide have been laid low as CIA agents successfully planted a worm that disabled the porn filters on their iPads and...

"Beautiful" Samantha Brick to change her name to Thickasa 8
Lucy4 3 years
Countryside Alliance slams H&M's use of copse-like model 0
cinquecento 3 years
Mating punctuality problem as Edinburgh Zoo panda eats and leaves 4
charlies_hat 3 years
A depressed crustacean cured by listening to famous band 0
GillsImp 3 years

Blue Oyster Cult...

male pandas search for mating widow. 0
arthurminnit 3 years
Edinburgh Zoo duped by bogus Chinese Official discover Tian Tian is a Fiat Car 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Dullest possible indie band name located by scientists 19
Skylarking 3 years

The excitable ranks of guitar based indie rock are abuzz, following confirmation that the dullest possible band name for the genre has been located and copyrighted by researchers at Leeds University....

Google and Carlsberg create augmented reality glasses - The Beer Googles 0
simonjmr 3 years
Teenage pregnancy solved by adding panda hormone to Clearasil 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Samantha Brick insists, "I'm more than just a Pin Up Girl for Lego Men" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Male pandas question scientific basis of once a year mating window 0
cinquecento 3 years
Abu Qatada to be deported as hose pipe ban is extended to Jordan 0
cinquecento 3 years

.., with a hat tip and a ripped out fingernail for scronnyglonkle...

Scientists confirm "beer goggles" transplant to Samantha Brick a success 0
simonjmr 3 years
Bristol council to send "Sex Litter" collected from Clifton Downs to aid Pandas 0
simonjmr 3 years
Daily Mail found guilty of employing trolls - Littlejohn, Brick and Moir 0
simonjmr 3 years
Syrian Army brought in to enforce hose pipe ban 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
William and Kate to be given one more chance to mate 1
LittleSpender 3 years
Sovereignty of Falklands to be decided by 'Its a Knockout' competition 0
Underconstruction 3 years

Foreign Secretary William Hague has announced that the much-disputed issue of sovereignty of the Falkland Islands is to be resolved "Once and for all" with an 'It's A Knockout Special' between 'Team...

Edinburgh zoo resorts to Rohypnol and a Brazilian wax for Tian Tian 0
pere floza 3 years
Removal of Polish Spam from Writers Room ruins last headline. No more soon 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Green Party appoint Alan Titchmarsh as Head of Border Controls 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Polish Newsbiscuit Launched by Rupert Murdoch's son 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Much more to follow...

Poor Al-Qaeda leader turns self in to collect lucrative bounty 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Special Forces personnel drafted in to cover for striking call-centre staff 4
Underconstruction 3 years

Two elite batallions of SAS soldiers have been secretly recruited to ensure that calls to vacuum cleaner manufacturers Dyson's customer enquiry line in Derby are dealt with on time., Head of...

Bond pulled from Olympic promo in “license to kill” expiry blunder 9
Yikes 3 years

Red-faced London 2012 officials have withdrawn James Bond from an Olympic promo at Buckingham Palace after revelations that his “license to kill” expired in 1995, meaning he has technically...

Panda's keepers to try WKD next. 'Works with teenage girls' says expert. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Falklands 2 Starring Sean Penn 0
don rubber 3 years

The ex husband of Pop animal Madonna has announced at a sparse but highly excitable press conference in Buenos Aires the title of his new film., Falklands 2 will see Penn take the lead role as Major...