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|Terry Wogan granted UNESCO World Heritage Status||6||
Ever-green presenter Terry Wogan has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO. He is the 28th presenter currently employed by the BBC to be awarded the status. "They cost a fortune to maintain,...
|Dismal Team GB archers urged to aim higher||1||
|35 year old man still searches for the "farm" his childhood dog was sent to.||19||
David Morse (35) today enters the 27th year of searching for the elusive farm Buttons, his 12 year old chocolate lab was sent to by his parents in 1984. "I have searched all the farms locally, but I...
|Government make Junk Mail 'top priority.'||1||
Today it was announced that the Government are ‘waging war on Junk Mail.’ It’s always good to know that our Government are tackling the things that really are a number one priority for most...
|Cockling the new extreme sport. More soon.||1||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Greek referenda workers threaten strike over pay and pensions||0||
||greg various||3 years|
They're quite happy with the holidays though...
|St Paul's protesters admit "We thought we were queuing for Stone Roses tickets".||0||
|Pumpkin prices hit year long high||5||
The price of pumpkins hit a year-long high today- almost exactly a year after a similar high was followed by a devastating crash which wiped millions off the global value of the crop. A spokesman...
|Viagra industry facing hard times||9||
|Pre-christmas shagging produces stupid kids, claims IFS||0||
|Greek debts suddenly disappear. Wooden horse spotted outside of ECB.||0||
|Footballer Apologises Over Race Row||12||
Footballer Kevin Keegan today bowed to 3o years of pressure and apologised over his race comments. In 1976 the then Liverpool striker came off his bike in a spectacular crash during the heats of the...
|Public anger at media for describing the word 'black' as a racial slur||0||
The general public have launched a scathing attack at 'tabloid journalism' after they repeatedly described footballer John Terry's alleged use of the 'black' as a racial slur. "If you woke up...
|As World economy declines, Robert Peston's smugness grows.||6||
On the day the International Labour Organization has reported the world is on the verge of a global recession, the BBC have announced that their Business Editor, Robert Peston's smugness is beginning...
|Farmers' sheep rounding troubles over as NASA investigate tractor beams||0||
|Referendum to finally answer "What's a Greek Urn?"||2||
Comedians throughout the Eurozone have been thrown into chaos with the Greek decision to hold a referendum to finally discover the answer to the timeless "What's a Greek Urn?" question. Opinion...
|Shares down at plough manufacturers.||2||
|Richard Dawkins appointed new Dean of St Paul's||2||
Well known writer on religion, Richard Dawkins, is to be the new Dean of St Paul's Cathedral. Church leaders denied that there was no-one else available. "He's the best man for the job.", said a...
|Republican voters still without power in US northeast.||0||
|Betting syndicate wins a fortune on outcome of cricket trial.||0||
|Thermal imaging cameras show no clergy left in St Pauls||6||
|Strictly don't come, dancing||5||
|Thermal imaging cameras show no evidence of human life in packed Square Mile||8||
|If tornados are Gods fury, then God is mostly furious with mobile homes||0||
|New thermal imaging devices can reveal thermal underwear.||0||
Long johns and long sleeve vests worn by both sexes will be detectable to specially adapted cameras, as a result of advances in heat-detecting and interlock weave technology. Manufacturers and...
|Greek PM called on to resign, "will ask my mum and dad."||0||
|Townsend 'misunderstood' after urging 'internet vampires' to groom young talent||0||
|Miliband slams Devil’s record on making work for idle hands||0||
Labour leader Ed Miliband today criticised the Devil for what he called a ‘woefully inadequate’ record on making work for idle hands. In a speech to business leaders he said ‘many people...
|Breeder snares rival birds with Sunday roost and all the trimmings||3||
Top breeder Mick Dense faces claims that he used a well stocked loft to lure rival pigeons into an avian 'love pad' during weekend race contests. Accusations include attractive hen birds tethered to...
|Savile row over bequest of star's suits||5||
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