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Australian boat-race protester granted asylum in Ecuador embassy 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 10:35am
Wrenfoe
Man obsessed with seaweed urged to see kelp. 7
sredni vashta 24.06.13 10:34am
Lindy Moone
Google ‘Drive-by’ set to revolutionise gangland killings

Following the success of Street View, Google are set to shake up the world of gangland killings with their new Google ‘Drive-by’ feature. Spokesman for the global giant, Kelly Preston said:...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.06.13 10:28am
Oxbridge
Met promises ‘more efficient’ corruption

By embracing emerging technologies, London’s police force hope to offer a more comprehensive and time sensitive range of dishonest practice. The family of the murdered teenager Stephen Lawrence,...

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Wrenfoe 24.06.13 10:27am
Oxbridge
GCHQ unable to identify helpful FAQ

Despite tapping into the global fibre optic network and examining more than 600 petabytes of Internet vendors' FAQ, the Cheltenham-based Government Communications Headquarters today admitted that it...

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Arthur 24.06.13 9:19am
Yikes
Good news for 50 year old men as Sunday Times magazine declares nose hair 'in' 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 8:12am
Titus
Explosion after photosensitive epileptic smells gas and dials 948

The number you're supposed to dial if you smell gas is 0800 111 999. I know this because I copied it off a website and pasted it here...

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Arthur 24.06.13 8:02am
Titus
Met Accusused Of Trying To Brand Lawrence Family As 'Institutionally Black'.

(Unfortunately I fear this may have been done before. If so, I apologise.)...

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Titus 24.06.13 7:45am
Titus
French determined to shrug off stereotypical image. 24
sredni vashta 24.06.13 7:41am
FlashArry
Mandella 'Critical' - Complains About Way His Ward Is Decorated 6
Titus 24.06.13 7:38am
Titus
Fearnley-Whittingstall apoplectic over proposed scampi quotas

Environmental groups and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall are up in arms over the Department of Fisheries proposal to reduce regulation in UK waters. Many consider commercial fleet fishing to be wholly...

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ChairmanMouth 24.06.13 5:50am
ChairmanMouth
Wikipedia committee removes 'Start-Class' tag from Genesis article

Mass exodus to follow ...

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Arthur 24.06.13 12:19am
Arthur
You need more than than love, concedes Paul McCartney 0
Hooch 23.06.13 11:53pm
Hooch
Government To Establish "Cover-Up Quality Commission". 1
Titus 23.06.13 11:32pm
Arthur
Mandela's will leaked: Charlie Dimmock gets everything. 1
raudus 23.06.13 10:31pm
Dick Everyman
Explosion After Dyslexic Fails To Spell Gsa 0
Titus 23.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Pregnant Protester Claims She Was Seduced By Man Pretending To Be Undercover Cop 0
Titus 23.06.13 10:12pm
Titus
Economy out of recovery and on Liverpool Care Pathway, claims Chancellor 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:22pm
Arthur
Google "Drone-By" Introduced For High-Risk Countries 0
Titus 23.06.13 9:16pm
Titus
Dyslexic admits being "unable to smell gas". 9
Al OPecia 23.06.13 9:02pm
Arthur
Michael Gove calls for return of wooden racquets at Wimbledon 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:00pm
Arthur
Law student submits abbreviated T&C as doctoral thesis

[Apologies to Ronseal]...

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:56pm
Arthur
Speculation Grows Regarding What Bad News Will Be Buried On Day Of Royal Birth 8
Titus 23.06.13 8:46pm
Titus
Judge rules 'FAQ' honest and truthful because 'a' means 'asked', not &

No more information available ...

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:41pm
Arthur
FAQ ruled Honest & Truthful; Judge says "A" means "asked" not "answered

[Posted on hehalf of Arthur. As alert readers may have spotted, I have tried all sorts of variations and this is the best I can manage. I claim no credit for the story - any star are a tribute to...

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Titus 23.06.13 8:23pm
Arthur
Kelloggs panic as Britain's favourite breakfast becomes toast. More soon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23013546...

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dominic_mcg 23.06.13 8:10pm
Arthur
Devious Pembrokeshire Tax Avoider Hides His Money In New Haven

OK not particularly topical, but it's Welsh, so should wind up someone...

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Titus 23.06.13 8:09pm
Titus
Albanian votes for Norman Wisdom

Despite his death, three years ago, the beloved comic actor is still the front runner to become the new Albanian Prime Minister. The nation has been impressed by his manifesto of trademark trips,...

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Wrenfoe 23.06.13 7:36pm
Wrenfoe
GCSE reforms to aim for "plant-level maths"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22991838...

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Dingodile 23.06.13 6:18pm
Arthur
Wimbeldon...Let's begin the warm up

and the question on, everyone's ...

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irreverendJ 23.06.13 2:53pm
irreverendJ