Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Music extravaganza interrupted by irrelevant ball game

Rock fans and devotees of ‘girls jiggling’ were left furious, as the coverage of Super Bowl XLVIII was disrupted by twenty two men invading the pitch at MetLife Stadium; armed with motorcycle...

1
Wrenfoe 03.02.14 12:46pm
Paddy Berzinski
Hose Pipe ban imminent says Ofwat boss!

BREAKING NEWS Yes after just three days without rain Ofwat's boss has warned that countrywide hose pipe bans are essential to maintain the nation's water supply. He added that these restrictions...

0
2escapees 03.02.14 12:44pm
2escapees
Government help at last for Somerset residents:

Futility Clinics to be provided by NHS outreach department...

0
christophergriffin 03.02.14 11:20am
christophergriffin
Amazon pulls pop-up book following Kindle disasters.

Popular children’s book “Harry The Hippo’s Massive Yawn” has been withdrawn from sale on download sites following reports that the spectacular pop-up centre-page section, depicting the main...

3
Boutros 03.02.14 10:55am
godly1966
New Bond Movie "Govefinger" Title song released

Govefinger, Music by John Barry, Lyrics not by Leslie Bricusse or Anthony Newley, Not originally performed by Shirley Bassey, (but if helps if you imagine she did.), Add in brass big band...

0
blokefromstoke 03.02.14 10:32am
blokefromstoke
BBC still working on holocaust angle

BBC feature writers must come up with an angle connecting holocaust survivors with Somerset flood victims before the news story dies or jobs will go warned editor Jon Jacob., Despite the story...

0
Gerontius 03.02.14 9:18am
Gerontius
"Keep Calm And ...".

Why haven't we in NB got our own mugs / tee shirts / beer mats with a suitable "Keep Calm " slogan? Something like "Keep Calm and Take The Piss" ? Any better slogans?...

24
Titus 03.02.14 8:32am
AReader
Laws and Morgan ordered to remove graffiti from Gove’s house and given 100 lines 0
farmer giles 03.02.14 8:03am
farmer giles
Bruno Mars concert interrupted with scenes of violence 0
Dumbnews 03.02.14 3:22am
Dumbnews
Doctors confirm Seymour Hoffman 'not just acting' 0
pere floza 02.02.14 11:39pm
pere floza
SOMERSET WETLANDS FLOODED - 'We can't move for them!' say distressed residents

Reporters, camera crews and sound technicians have made life unbearable for the hard pressed inhabitants of low lying west country farmlands in recent weeks. 'You can't wade down the street without...

0
Roj48 02.02.14 10:59pm
Roj48
Emily Bronte 'disappointed she had to pose in underwear to promote new book'

Excited researchers from Bradford University have been digesting newly-found diaries by Emily Bronte. According to one academic ‘She was very happy to feature in GQ magazine along with Anne and...

3
Patrickmichaelkenny 02.02.14 10:12pm
Squudge
Emperor resigns amid questions over expenses claimed for "new clothes" 1
sydalg 02.02.14 10:12pm
Titus
Lib Dem MP 'Storms, floods punishment from God for voting 'no' to AV'

There was consternation in the Liberal Democrats as an MP blogged ‘The floods in Somerset are a warning from God – they are Divine retribution for the country rejecting the Alternative Vote...

3
Patrickmichaelkenny 02.02.14 10:02pm
Squudge
10 things you should know about numbered lists on the Internet:

#1 The first thing on the list is usually worth posting, [i]but not always[/i]., #2 Because it’s a list, people will stick with it for a little while in case it gets better., #3 Buzzfeed and the...

0
BillyBitzer 02.02.14 9:54pm
BillyBitzer
Union outrage as Bob Crow pictured without a silly hat on.

More follows...

0
Njinski 02.02.14 9:51pm
Njinski
'Rubenesque' insulting to women, men warned

Men have been warned not to describe women as "Rubenesque" when trying to reassure them about their weight. Alan Walters, whose girlfriend put on several kilograms after comfort eating provoked by...

3
londons_burning 02.02.14 9:18pm
Oxbridge
Hoffman sees no more. Soon. 0
Al OPecia 02.02.14 8:21pm
Al OPecia
Michael Gove to hire Dr. Beeching as new OFSTED chief

Education Secretary Michael Gove is continuing with his plan to equip British students to compete in the global 21st century market by returning them to the 1950's, in a move that has delighted Daily...

0
Mike Peters 02.02.14 8:01pm
Mike Peters
Horse kills Seymour Hoffman at the start of the Year of the Horse 0
simonjmr 02.02.14 7:52pm
simonjmr
Cameron Putsch: Gove in beer hall "merely for refreshment" 0
Ref Minor 02.02.14 6:26pm
Ref Minor
England take positives from Ashes tour: “The plane’s touched down”... 1
Tripod 02.02.14 6:19pm
Ref Minor
Scottish Independence will change car names, warn industry sector chiefs.

The Vauxhall Corsa (horrible little car) will be known as a Nova Scotia north of the border! There is a lovely little pun about the Volkswagon Golf as well, because Scotland is famous for the sport....

1
cleverandfunny 02.02.14 6:18pm
MADJEZ
Michael Gove: Catherine of Aragon axed "to refresh the Tudor Monarchy" 0
AReader 02.02.14 6:06pm
AReader
Taking Kevin Rowland’s words to heart, local man comes on Eileen... 1
Tripod 02.02.14 6:05pm
deskpilot3
Cameron pledges to reduce red tape by replacing it with Tory-blue tape 0
Plot126 02.02.14 5:44pm
Plot126
Titanic band reunion "unlikely to be original line-up" 1
sydalg 02.02.14 4:28pm
Wrenfoe
Satanist gets lost on skiing holiday after forgetting number of the piste 1
sydalg 02.02.14 4:27pm
Wrenfoe
ITV4 schedulers to assist with dredging operation

Somerset council have recruited ITV4 schedulers to assist with with dredging. "We needed someone with expertise for pulling out old rubbish from the depths and they ticked all the boxes.", said a...

4
apepper 02.02.14 4:19pm
Wrenfoe
Woody Allen to star in film about a dysfunctional prisoner in NYC 0
Bigglesworth 02.02.14 3:08pm
Bigglesworth