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|Missing Scandanavian airline pilot 'just disappeared into Finnair'||5||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Bellringer's ASBO overturned on a peal||1||
dusting out back corners of my gag store, why do camp anologists always practise at 7.30am on a saturday...
|Lord Gaga Calls Time on 'Uncontrollable" Wife||0||
||Fray Brentos||3 years|
The elaborate stage performances and headline-grabbing costumes of Lady Gaga could well be consigned to the annals of history following the discovery of her antics by Lord Gaga, 4th Marquis of...
|Use of placebos can produce sugar dependence, claims BMA.||0||
|Ricky Gervais not a bigot, claims dwarf||3||
A high profile dwarf has defended Ricky Gervais against accusations of bigotry, before being pushed over and laughed at by Gervais himself. “Ricky likes to play around with traditional notions of...
|Spanish fisherman denies he castanet||1||
definately no more soon...
|Coogan denies Daily Mail reports he lives 'in a pear tree'||3||
|Tributes flood in for Ian Brunel, Britain's most inventive hedge fund speculator||5||
Tributes have continued to pour in for Ian Brunel, the recently passed hedge fund speculator who has done more to shape our lives than any man in recent history. Famed for his ability to push a loop...
|Green graffiti cleaner loses position with Isle of Wight Council||4||
Derek Johnson, at one stage dubbed a green pioneer for his work with natural cleaning products, has been made redundant after his lemon juice inspired rapid response graffiti cleaning services proved...
|Ex-pat Brits returning from Oz 'due to lack of conviction'||0||
||Runestone Cowboy||3 years|
|Man dies after overdose of moderation||1||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
|iPhone 4S recall notice issued after Siri app develops attitude problem||16||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
Apple have been forced to recall thousands of units of the iPhone 4S after complaints from users that the Siri app had become unhelpful, rude, and in extreme cases, had called in anonymous tips about...
|Ofcom investigate X factor over illegal promotion of algebra||4||
|Mervyn King Latest: "Reduce inflation to solve mass unemployment. Also gravity,"||0||
||Ablative Fabsolute||3 years|
|Bishop [insert name] apologises for child sex abuse in Diocese of [insert area]||5||
more multiple purpose apologies soon (maybe longer sub later)...
|Mobile phone companies to offer simplified pricing for an additional fee||0||
|Consumers shocked to learn no new smartphone released today||0||
|Queen to speak on Blatter : Nation holds its breath||2||
|Surprise witnesses at Leveson Inquiry as Coogan calls A-ha||0||
|C of E to adopt gospel according to John Lewis this Christmas||8||
In a surprise announcement the head of the Church of England has announced that the church is to formally re-write its Christmas story. Dr Rowan Williams told the assembled media at a press...
|Girlfriend disappointed as Andy Murray pulls out with groin strain||1||
|Thinnest material known to man discovered in TV sitcoms||18||
A furious row has broken out over the whereabouts of the thinnest material in the known universe. ‘It’s in the final series of the geriatric TV sitcom ‘Last of the Summer Wine’’ a...
|Jaws drop at Inquiry: "Knowing me Lord Leveson, knowing you, Steve Coogan. Aha!"||0||
||Le Creuset Fiend||3 years|
More after the traffic...
|Bins rifled in search for "I,Partridge" xmas gifts||0||
|Muslim outrage as Salvation Army to take control in Egypt||0||
|China dog in ongoing graveside vigil found to be "ornament"||1||
|Rest of World unites to play pranks as USA takes a rare day's vacation||3||
||Des Custard||3 years|
As the World’s workaholic, demanding and occasionally po-faced boss takes a rare day off work to eat an extra Christmas dinner and do some Thanksgiving, put-upon nations and organisations have...
|Occupy Wall Street protestors reject food aid for not being organic||0||
|New Jonathan Ross scandal after interview with Ian Rankin||0||
Controversial broadcaster, Jonathan Ross has been embroiled in another scandal following an interview with well-known novelist Ian Rankin...
|David Blunkett's dog retires to a farm in the Peak District||0||
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