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Despite an Uncertain Future, Barcelona Bulls Remain Bullish 0
TokyoTomato 3 years

More than 600 years of history came to an end last weekend as the last bullfight was staged in Barcelona's famous La Monumental. But despite being thrown out of work [i]en masse[/i] into an anemic...

Camouflage clothes sales fall as customers say they are hard to find 2
RJWinter 3 years
Mobius stripper puts clothes back on, inside out. 8
nickb 3 years
'Women Allowed' rock Riyadh 0
spoole2112 3 years

Free from years of repression by the male dominated Saudi music press, local all girl sensation 'Woman Allowed' played their first ever public concert infront of a bemused entirely male audience in...

Egyptian hieroglyphs early version of Facebook claims radical archaeologist 4
simonjmr 3 years

Mark Zuckerberg CEO for Facebook has today been served a cease and desist order issued on behalf of the Egyptian government, claiming that he stole the idea for Facebook from the ancient Egyptians....

Government of Peru overseeing the greatest Pan Pipe talent gap in decades 2
gaijintendo 3 years

There simply are not enough talented pan-pipe players for the main streets of Peru, as all the talent has been lured to Europe. Meanwhile High streets in the UK are presiding through a period of pan...

Eurozone 'moonlight flit' plans emerging as economic crisis deepens 0
simonjmr 3 years
Mungo Jerry dons turban on re-release of his hit 'in the indian summer time'. 4
Basil_B 3 years
IOW unrest continues into the early evening 5
virtuallywill 3 years

It was reported by various news agencies that a mass protest on the IOW was brutally put down by local authorities. Lily of the Valley and Sanatogen Tonic Wine was used to quell the unrest. It is...

Upcoming iPhone 5 to be unlocked for growing looter market. More soon 1
Concerned of Tawa 3 years
Mathematics update... 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Saudi women are now allowed to derive. More soon...

Homeopathic Clowns get funnier the less often you see them. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
‘Thanks, but no thanks’, say Risen Dead 4
ArseBiscuit 3 years

This year’s traditional Halloween intake of the crossed-over dead have expressed their abject disappointment at the standard of living. The annual opportunity for a few hours amongst the flesh and...

Saudi women disappointed to find they don't have a parliament 0
greg various 3 years
THE FUHRER POEM FOUND IN THE ALOIS ATTIC IN LONG ISLAND NEW YORK. 1
yuri_nahl 3 years

Although it's verboten,, I'd like a bell-clapper in my scrotum., Then I'd be more symmetrical,, For I was born with only one testicle...

Local Saudi taxi drivers embrace law change. 1
Iscariot 3 years

"Women will be allowed to vote and stand in local elections in 4 years time. This is good. This is forward thinking." Said Dullah who runs the local station taxi rank, via an interpeter. "Although...

Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should 9
Qoxiivi 3 years

Britain’s rail operators, the entire scientific community, and 1,439 passengers were in shock today as First Capital Connect published tentative proof of their Brighton to Bedford service arriving...

Scotland lose to Argentina in Wellington, may try boots next game. 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Druids demand right to sacrifice in the workplace 2
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

With the practices of most religions now protected by employment law, druids are the latest group seeking equal rites in the workplace. Although little is known about the origins of druids, they...

Saudi Women to be Allowed to Eat 0
apepper 3 years

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has bowed to international pressure and from 2012 women will be allowed to eat. "This is an example of the modern, forward thinking Saudi way.", said a Saudi spokesman....

Scientists Fined For 'Light-speeding' 15
ubermoomin 3 years

In a move that shocked the international community, scientists at CERN were today issued a speeding fine for breaking the light speed barrier. Italian police entered the building at 9:30 am and...

Herman Cain Shoots To Top Of Republcan Nomination Polls 0
Textbook 3 years

after suggesting that they put an end to all these tiresome TV debates and just get Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin to do some foxy boxing or mudwrestling....

Thatcher's son takes her to the wrong Doctors' House. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

. With thanks to medici2471...

Lady Thatcher in Shock Public Outing 2
medici2471 3 years

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has made a rare public appearance, mistakenly attending a party to mark Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox's 50th birthday. A spokesman for the Baroness said...

Labour in Tuition Fees Peaky Cap Pledge 0
kga6 3 years

Political activists Labour have put a bee in the bonnet of hat shops this week by announcing that if they were in charge, they would pledge a free baseball cap for all students applying to courses...

Radio 3 slated for broadcasting entire performances 2
Des Custard 3 years

BBC Radio 3 came under fire for a major breach of its Dumb Down for Dunstable protocol yesterday, when for the second week running it broadcast an entire evening of opera from Covent Garden without...

Bachmann ends Presidency bid over Putin sexuality fears 3
Pavel Ops 3 years

Upon hearing Vladimir Putin is to again run for the Kremlin, US Republican candidate, Michele Bachmann, today withdrew from the 2012 White House race because 'all that Brokeback schtick he does makes...

BBC stops using AD/BC to avoid offending muslims - will rebrand as 'B' 0
vertical 3 years

and now the weather...

Saudi women get the right to keep hands 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Soap Comes Clean: "I've Been Living A Lye." 1
rikkor 3 years

Could be all washed up...