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Apple release new empire building game - iClaudius 0
weematt 3 years

.. the latest scrape of the barrel...

Europe fears GFC may spread to "rest of the world" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
David Bowie to reclaim Davy Jones name after Monkee's funeral 0
simonjmr 3 years
New Apple gadget to test food additives announced, the iCantbelieveitsnotbutter 3
Immunis 3 years

how far can we make this joke run?...

Sales of solar storm shelters 'disappointing' says Homebase. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Sarkozy: "France has too many French people" 0
apepper 3 years

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has controversially claimed that France has too many French people...

Origami tent manufacturer folds under pressure - more soon. 0
3 years
Sun interfering with mobile phones, admits bemused astronomer at Leveson 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Thunderbirds remake hampered by "no strings" contract. More soon... 1
ianrbland 3 years
Victor Meldrew gets own app - iDon'tbelieveit 2
ianrbland 3 years
International Women's Day reaction "That's nice. Did you keep the receipt?" 0
Quaz 3 years

Other comments include "Flowers would be nice", "Just try putting the seat down once in a while", and "Are you saying I'm so big that I need a whole day?". Next month Google will be highlighting...

Apple launch a french complete scaffolding set- introducing the iFulltower 3
Perks 3 years

Now lets all stop...

Apple to launch new dating app - iCandy 6
The All New Jeni B 3 years

Sorry, sorry., I couldn't stop myself...

Apple to present the Queen with a one-off Diamond Jubilee onePod 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Newschunks - Bitesized clods of News 3
Newsquelch 3 years

• Korean manned Space flight programme stalls grounded after Canine test-pilot disappears in mysterious circumstances. • Prince Harry warned by His Grandmother’s Revenue & Customs he WILL...

Butler on Butler violence on increase in Mayfair 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Southport Raided by Vikings 3
paddyparkinson 3 years

The smoke could be seen as far as Liverpool. One by one along the Northwest coast, torches were lit on high hills, to signal to everyone that the once feared and mighty Vikings had finally returned...

Serial Killer upset after asterisk put next to body count. 4
Brian Malloy 3 years

"I could have killed just as many people without the use of steroids" shouted Tate O'Brien before being escorted out of the court room. Since most of the victims died of blunt force injuries, the...

Bleak picture for future of Syria painted by UN secretary Banksy Moon 1
nostra da mouse 3 years
Saudi homeopath faces a public flossing under Sharia law 5
cinquecento 3 years
Exoplanet discovered in orbit around Simon Cowell's ego. 0
ianrbland 3 years

The Society of British Astronomers in association with exoplanet hunting website Zooniverse will announce the discovery of a new exoplanet tomorrow. In a press release the Society explains how the...

Gorilla genome could hold clue to BNP 0
roybland 3 years

Researchers in Cambridge who have deciphered the genetic code of the gorilla, say they can now explain why members of the British National Party have failed to evolve beyond the Great Ape family....

Porn star told to keep up the good work 0
Dumbnews 3 years
View from platform 5 Willesden Junction to get its own app - iSore 3
ronseal 3 years
Blender manufacturer goes into liquidation 1
Immunis 3 years

alternatively Fruit juice company goes into liquidation, etc....

New alternate universe arachnophobic Spiderman series fails miserably. 0
Brian Malloy 3 years

More to come...

France has too many French people, say foreigners 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

Following controversial comments on immigrants made by French President Nicolas Sarkozy, people who live in other counties have found common ground in agreeing that the problem with France is that it...

Oil prices rocket following Israeli attack on Iran nuclear facilities 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Apple enter the piracy market with the launch of the iPatch 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Porn industry welcomes new 'touchy-feely' iPad 0
hughesroland 3 years

I'm writing this before someone else does...