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Olympic Fox Hunting row - "Over my dead body" says Fox 0
Drylaw 3 years
Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" 0
quango 3 years
Google's 'augmented glasses' could bring artificial intelligence to idiots 2
3 years

Google's latest gadget, a pair of 'virtual reality' glasses that can identify objects in the real world, could help a cretin relate to the man in the street, according to experts. The glasses...

Slimmer's World's calorie points system proves biblical statement. 0
alanthetortoise 3 years

The dieting company claims that the eating of hot cross buns and chocolate eggs proves Jesus died for our 'Sins'...

Ozone layer damage linked to excessive use of hair spray in 80s 1
Dumbnews 3 years
London crematorium prepares to turn furnace up to 11 2
button 3 years
Travel agent to start asking about your next haircut 3
Perks 3 years

A travel agent in Reading has left customers confused by their new approach to customer services, killing the quiet moments by asking inane questions. ‘The Salon Method’ as it has become known...

Facebook to rename "Friends" to "Enemy of your Enemy" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
So, Met PC not being so PC says Met 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later Right, got my hat anyone seen my coat?...

Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs 5
Smart Alex 3 years
Hoseasons re-branded Asons, offering holidays using water 0
Laughingstock 3 years

whilst offering a unique break...

La Senza ban panti-hose for the summer 0
Laughingstock 3 years

because we didn't think it was appropriate to have stock on display in case of a fine...

Hozelock immobilised until the Autumn... 0
Laughingstock 3 years

according to a statement they issued today...

Replacement bus service in operation between stations 7 and 8 of the cross 0
button 3 years

churchgoers warned...

Sky News man faces sacking, loses backing over kayaking hacking. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 3 years
Old woman gives money back 0
Yorkist 3 years

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...

Author believes writer's block could 0
weematt 3 years
Tesco/NHS cancer checkout experiment hits problems 0
weematt 3 years

Tesco and the NHS are piloting a scheme that allows customers to check themselves for cancer at new 'Check Yourself Out' checkouts., Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said “The idea came from...

Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

Does beauty pain give you the balls off? 8
youbuyitnow 3 years

Ooh, look at you there! You are [url=]cryed on the outside[/url]. Whit woozers,...

Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Samantha Brick in shock ugly makeover series 0
DiY 3 years
James Murdoch Announces He Is To Step Down From Next Two NewsCorp Positions 3
thisisall1word 3 years

James Murdoch announced that he would be standing down from the chairmanship of BSkyB and also took the oppurtunity to announce he would also be standing down from whichever the next two positions he...

New EU Rule Reduces Capacity For Outrage By One Litre 0
Supremecourtjester 3 years

The EU Council For The Perpetuation Of Regulations has announced a new rule reducing the capacity for outrage in the population of member states by one litre., "We have seen a lot of outrageous...

Dail Mail digusted that immigrant Panda's costing UK tax payer £660k a year 0
simonjmr 3 years

"What's more they are trying for kids, that means more benefits and a greater burden of the UK tax payer" More soon...

Minister warns proposed 'Cub benefit' could lead to surge in Panda population 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Leper colony starts fund-raiser for Samantha Brick 10
3 years

A Leper colony in Africa has put its money where its mouth was, and agreed to come to the aid of struggling 'beauty', Samantha Brick. Hounded by people with a basic grasp of manners, Brick is...

Pandas failure to mate 'not a black and white issue' 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Bus driver placed on Sex Offenders Register for tossing off four schoolboys. 0
weematt 3 years
Costly 'Eating blunder' Pickles mistakes Faberge egg for Cadbury’s Cream egg 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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