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IDS says Budget rewards those who worked hard to find a rich wife. 0
Andy Gilder 23.03.14 6:07pm
Andy Gilder
Disappointment after debris found to be Atlantis rather than missing plane 0
Bigglesworth 23.03.14 5:18pm
Football pays tribute as Wenger celebrates 1000th excuse

Some of the biggest names in football have been paying tribute to Arsene Wenger as he prepares to celebrate his 1000th excuse since becoming manager of Arsenal in 1996. The Gunners face Chelsea in a...

bookiesfriend 23.03.14 4:38pm
Not Amused
Venice celebrates independence with deep-fried Cornettos 0
sydalg 23.03.14 4:20pm
An independent Venice would scrap road tax promises Lodovico Pizzati 0
Smart Alex 23.03.14 2:16pm
Smart Alex
President Vladimir Putin says Ukrainians not capable of governing themselves

Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that Russian scientists have determined that the long term exposure to the fallout from the 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster has left Ukrainians too...

joecrit 23.03.14 2:02pm
Holding buttercups under chin “more reliable than conventional market research”

In a randomised double-blind crossover trial it has been shown that holding a buttercup beneath the chin is a more reliable indicator of a consumer’s dairy spread preferences than telephone...

deceangli 23.03.14 1:59pm
Plane crashes as 'Curse of Row 13' strikes again

Despite what the so-called sceptics might have to say, the world has woken up this morning to the news that the infamous 'Curse of Row 13' has struck again, after a Malaysian Airlines Boeing 737...

Oxbridge 23.03.14 1:54pm
Russia masses think tanks on Ukraine border in propaganda war 0
Not Amused 23.03.14 1:38pm
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Object spotted by satellite could be part of a satellite 0
Underconstruction 23.03.14 1:02pm
Historic All Party agreement on "UK Sense" policy

"Today we are announcing that the senses of Entitlement, Fair Play, Indignation, Injustice and Superiority will be encouraged to prosper and grow in British society." With those words, David Cameron...

Not Amused 23.03.14 12:33pm
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Debris spotted in west London positively identified as the wreckage of Arsenal 5
Not Amused 23.03.14 11:18am
Real blowjob cheaper than tickets to see Russel Peters joke about blowjobs 1
Dumbnews 23.03.14 11:17am
Kevin the Swan
Newsbiscuit announce forthcoming switch to dot/dash encryption of posts.

Morse soon...

Ironduke 23.03.14 10:56am
Russia: Crimea move was a complete accident 0
Bigglesworth 23.03.14 10:47am
Glenn Miller found in search for missing jet 3
farmer giles 23.03.14 10:33am
Search for missing plane moves from Google Earth to actually looking

'We're really confident of finding something,' said the Australian PM, who admitted he actually hadn't been looking at all, nor would he. 'We've got people and kangaroos for that stuff,' he said. ...

throngsman 23.03.14 10:24am
Rooney criticised for being "too lazy to run the length of the pitch". More soo 0
Al OPecia 23.03.14 10:14am
Al OPecia
Student loan question to be added to all university entrance exams

Q1: If a student incurs loans totalling £45,000 over four years study, including a gap year spent on their parent's couch, and if he doesn't have to pay anything until he earns over £15,000 per...

throngsman 23.03.14 10:11am
Murder fears hit Scandinavian tourist industry

Fewer people are making leisure trips to Scandinavia, for fear of being hideously murdered or being overcome with the desire to kill another. "The risk of being gratuitously slaughtered or coming...

nickb 23.03.14 10:09am
Al OPecia
Debris spotted in east London identified as East London

and what is all that mess north of Watford?...

Robert Koch 23.03.14 7:55am
Robert Koch
MH370 found annexed in Putin's shed. 0
Maverick 23.03.14 3:24am
Social media addicted teens first generation to have less sex than their parents 0
Adrian Bamforth 23.03.14 1:31am
Adrian Bamforth
Somalian Pirates endangering parrot species

All they want is a shoulder to caw on...

camz 22.03.14 11:37pm
Putin threatens to 'keep kicking off' until Newsbiscuit resumes taking the piss 2
throngsman 22.03.14 11:05pm
FGM surgeons deny being members of 'New Labia'

Surgeons charged with Female Genital Mutilation were said to be 'in a bit of a flap' yesterday after accusations that they were members of a widely discredited organisation known as New Labia. New...

Squudge 22.03.14 10:58pm
EU to sign "non-aggression" pact with Russia

"Here is one we used earlier" suggests Angela Merkel the nice-looking German Chancellor...

vulture1 22.03.14 10:28pm
Complaints that Venice Independence Movement "contains some doge characters" 1
sydalg 22.03.14 10:24pm
Is an independent Venice up 'shit creek' without a gondala?

Just seen early edition of Mail on Sunday...

throngsman 22.03.14 10:09pm
Venice independence vote unconstitutional, says Putin. It's part of Russia now. 0
throngsman 22.03.14 10:07pm