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Johnson in bid to thwart Haw cemetery protest camp 0
roybland 3 years

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is going to the High Court in a bid to prevent veteran (deceased) peace campaigner Brian Haw from taking up residence in London’s Highgate Cemetery. Last March...

Gay Clergy only allowed to Bash their own Bishop 1
Ironduke 3 years

and on those grounds, homosexuality tolerated by the Holy See Men...

Uninsured drivers warned 'spend thousands on insurance policy or face £100 fine' 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
New internet domain names to include .pill and .ock plus combinations. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Rugby star banned for 'decent, courteous behaviour' 0
FraserWords 3 years

Rugby star Rob Table has been suspended by the sport’s governing body for ‘decent, courteous behaviour’ after being found completely sober outside a nightclub., Table, said a statement from...

Rory McIlroy introduces Britain to the new concept of winning at sport. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Jeremy Kyle to be next speaker of the house. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

He already has experience in sorting out disputes and difficult relationships...

NATO blames work experience boy for air strike on civilians 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
New diaoereah epedemic...diaaroeh? diarroeah? – oh shit! 5
Dick Everyman 3 years
Boris Johnson to stop Brian Haw setting up permanent camp in cemetery 0
roybland 3 years
Britains 'Most Punchable Man' Upset At Title Goes To Michael Gove 1
Rich The Guitarist 3 years

Martin Bedford is said to be 'more than a bit upset' as judges at the Annnual 'Most Punchable Man' Contest gave the coveted honour to Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, at a prestigious awards...

Anglican Church to Allow Cross-Dressing Bishops 0
mongeese 3 years
J-Lo makes right tit of herself in German TV interview 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

(true story)...

Exclusive club pays you to not be a member 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Study finds those who break rules do not read rules 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cash strapped Libyan rebels boosted by arrival of donated Linden dollars 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Monroe dress reveals 7 Year Itch caused by thrush. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Nicholas Parsons to become “Preferred” FIFA fourth official. 0
FoxyCoxy 3 years

Seb Blatter is said to be in advanced negotiations with octogenarian quiz show host Nicholas Parsons to appoint him as the fourth official in all important soccer matches. In a move designed to avoid...

Promiscuous gay bishops 'risk being defrocked' 3
3 years
Patient unlikely to win battle with health insurer, says Vet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Absent fathers who drink and drive to get their own comparison website 0
Qoxiivi 3 years

Not a duplication, have just expanded it into a possible NiB, fp, whatever: Absent drink-driving fathers, thrown into confusion recently as to which pejorative simile best describes them, are to now...

Cameron compares drink-driving absent fathers with 'AIDS-ridden pig fuckers' 22
3 years

Tonight, David Cameron compared so-called 'absent fathers' to drink drivers. The move was intended to stigmatise young men who play no part in the raising of their children. However, it immediately...

God's not as bad as a drink driver, says Archbishop 0
roybland 3 years

God is not a 'runaway dad' as bad as a drink driver, says the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams in a strong attack on David Cameron. 'Yesterday, Father's Day,' Dr Williams told reporters,...

Santa Claus condemned by David Cameron as being 'absent father' 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

David Cameron today launched a blistering attack on Santa Claus as being all that's worst in absentee fathers., 'This is exactly what I mean,' he thundered. 'He calls himself a Father - Father...

Elton John to be appointed Archbishop of Canterbury 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

With the Church of England having agreed to appoint openly gay clergy, the way has been cleared for Elton John to be appointed the new Archbishop of Canterbury., A Church of England spokesman said:...

Thatcher’s assault on the unions ‘all a terrible spelling mistake’ 0
fernandomando 3 years

A recent Freedom of Information Act disclosure has revealed that Margaret Thatcher’s assault on the trade union movement in the 1980s was all down to a spelling mistake by a junior civil servant....

Multimillionaire, Living In Posh Cul de Sac In Westminster.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Abandons the "family" to enjoy the high life with his banker friends., No Father's Day card for him, I guess...

Jamie Oliver Tells LA Kids..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."Cut out the crap food, or hire yourselves out as bouncy castles."...

Talks with Taliban 'going well' as CIA is invited to 'take 5' and stone a woman 1
ronseal 3 years

There are early signs that the CIA's talks with the Taliban are going well, say insiders, as negotiators were invited to take a five minute break and stone a lady. 'It's not all work work work in...

Dual speaker record players at risk of being stereotyped. 0
ronseal 3 years