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Doctors plan 'Day of Golf' in protest at pension changes 9
Mandy Lifeboat 31.05.12 1:11pm
Ironduke
Doctors' strike may go unnoticed as receptionists still refuse appointments. 0
dominic_mcg 30.05.12 5:15pm
dominic_mcg
Test Match Special called as Leveson co-commentators.

There was shock today among leading analysts as Lord Leveson made the bizarre decision to call the BBC Test Match Special team to the inquiry as his new co-commentry team. The trio of Geoffrey...

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LPWright 30.05.12 5:09pm
LPWright
Queen may continue to reign after death

Constitutional experts are examining ways in which the Queen could remain on the throne after her death, according to constitutional experts. The idea for the Queen to reign from beyond the grave...

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roybland 30.05.12 4:24pm
roybland
New RSPCA offices "Not big enough to swing a cat" claim staff 1
grumblechops 30.05.12 3:49pm
dvo4fun
Supper hopes 'slim' for lost Isle of Wight adventurers

Three intrepid pensionsers who set off to climb Shanklin Chine, a notorious natural gorge in the Isle of Wight, have not been sighted in the best part of two hours. According to experts, the chances...

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Oxbridge 31.05.12 11:53am
medici2471
June 21st declared 'National BUPA day'

Hard up NHS doctors are under so much financial pressures that many are forced to take up additional consultancy work in the lucrative private sector, the BMA reported today...

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tedweasel 30.05.12 1:15pm
tedweasel
Euro and Chocolate Euro reach parity 0
gaijintendo 30.05.12 12:40pm
gaijintendo
China Tells World ‘Call that a massacre?’

China has told the international community to stop being such big girls’ blouses when it comes to a bit of massacre-ing. Pressed for action against Syria after the Houla massacre China responded...

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daneade 31.05.12 9:41am
Yikes
Indignant Suspected Rapist Learns System Has Gall To Ask Him To Stand Trial

Despite being world famous and really really believing in freedom of information, the suspected rapist Julien Assange today was told he must face trial for rape. "This is a blow for famous suspected...

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thisisall1word 30.05.12 11:46am
thisisall1word
Cable 'impartial' about whether he viewed BSkyB bid with open mind.

Business Secretary Vince Cable has told the Leveson Inquiry he is "not rushing to judge" whether he kept an independent mind when assessing News Corporation's 2010 bid for BSkyB. Mr Cable said "most...

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Boutros 30.05.12 3:15pm
Boutros
GPs vote to strike but surgeons favour deeper cuts 0
nostra da mouse 30.05.12 10:25am
nostra da mouse
Brits have a negative body image because they're fat bastards, research finds

More than half the British population suffers from a negative body image, an inquiry by MPs has heard. The inquiry also found that half the British population are fat bastards. 'The conjunction of...

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roybland 30.05.12 10:41am
beau-jolly
Despite appeals Assange refuses to withdraw 3
medici2471 14.06.12 5:47pm
bonjonelson
Mitt Romney secures Republican nomination to lose presidential re-election 2
medici2471 30.05.12 11:57am
medici2471
Ayatollah Khomeini clinches nomination in Texas primary

Grand Ayatollah Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini has secured his place as the Republican challenger to Barack Obama in November’s US presidential election, following a decisive primary in Texas. “I am...

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Old Hat 31.05.12 11:22am
Old Hat
Tesco speed checkout by stopping sale of unexpected items

Supermarket giant Tesco has come up with an innovative scheme to increase the efficiency of self-checkout systems; they no longer stock unexpected items. "Research has disclosed that most delays were...

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apepper 30.05.12 11:00am
Boutros
Honeymoon period over as Mark Zuckerberg suffers 20% drop in intimate relations

Mark Zuckerberg is threatening to sue his advisors after an overhyped wedding failed to live up to his expectations causing a considerable reduction in sexual congress. “The immediate aftermath of...

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Yikes 30.05.12 11:49am
Yikes
United States Divides In Half For Good Following End Of Second Civil War

NEWS OF THE FUTURE- April, 2018, Many changes have come to America in the years since the second Civil War in 2017. As you well know the increasing partisan tensions between the Democrats and...

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31.05.12 7:25am
arthurminnit
Cameron gaffe storm : Mistakes interpreter for new French PM 0
Drylaw 29.05.12 9:47pm
Drylaw
“We’re going for Gold” say London 2012 drug cheats

With just over 50 days to go to the start of the London Olympics, leading laboratory scientists have declared themselves as set fair for Olympic glory. Speaking from outside his underground lab,...

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Mandy Lifeboat 29.05.12 10:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Duchess of Cambridge shames austerity Britain by wearing frock for second time

The Duchess of Cambridge yesterday demonstrated her thrifty side at a Palace garden party by wearing the £1,200 Emilia Wickstead frock she wore two weeks ago at the Queen's Jubilee lunch at Windsor...

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roybland 29.05.12 10:44pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Angry Facebook investors pacified by picture of kitten asking for ‘cheezburger’

A major revolt by thousands of private investors in Facebook has been nipped in the bud by a series of heartwarming and whimsical postings from the social media organisation itself. Shares in the...

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Skylarking 30.05.12 9:14pm
grumblechops
Beach Boys reunion scuppered by Coastguard's red flag warning. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.05.12 8:13pm
dominic_mcg
Fears Prince Charles may disrupt Jubilee floatila by swimming into the Thames. 0
Ian Searle 29.05.12 6:32pm
Ian Searle
Juan Kerr, the Spanish Master Baker is fed up of people laughing at his name. 0
Ian Searle 29.05.12 6:31pm
Ian Searle
Radioactive fish get glowing school report 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 29.05.12 6:14pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Derbyshire man has 'Britain's most pointless job title'

A Derbyshire man was celebrating last night after winning this year’s award for Britain’s most pointless job title. Derek Hill, 48, won the flagship prize for his role of ‘Principal Technical...

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TheNewsWalrus 29.05.12 9:45pm
Al OPecia
"Coal house would have been luxury" says Harry Potter 0
Scroat 29.05.12 5:32pm
Scroat
Plumber criticised for refusing part in adult movie

A plumber from York has been widely criticised by the adult film industry as well as men up and down the country by refusing to take part in a porn film. Unlike him, the incident came after a call...

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Perks 29.05.12 7:10pm
Perks