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| BBC journalist says something positive about MPs. Will be fired soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
martin2381 | 3 years |
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Why can't journalists look on the positive side of things?... |
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| Windy Miller banned from Labour party leadership election. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
martin2381 | 3 years |
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If you understand that headline, you're WAY too old... |
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| Scientists play God. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
doublehelix | 3 years |
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Bookies favour the hugely experienced God at 9/13 on, with few pundits giving Scientists - widely regard as minnows of the tournament - much hope of meeting Krishna in the semis... |
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| UK cities hail Cameron's triple-barrel name idea | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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Cities, towns and even small villages have responded with great enthusiasm to David Cameron's idea that more of them should give themselves triple- or even quadruple-barrelled names like... |
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| Custard-coated brick pie 'ill judged' admits accused clown. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Oxfordshire woman slammed for 'playing God', creating six new lifeforms | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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'In your face Dr. Venter,' says sextuplet Mum... |
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| Went over the wall | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
clockwork apple | 3 years |
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yesterday for a little stoll,and I found 5 paintings in a sack,someone must have forgot them when they were getting on the bus at the bus stop on Golders Green road.One painting was by a bloke named... |
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| Porn actress found buried under patio. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
pinxit | 3 years |
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A friend commented " She always was hardcore."... |
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| UK Papal visit. Catholic church has put a Bentley and an Austin at his disposal | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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and when they are knackered a Keith and a Michael are on standby... |
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| Cameron on first official European Booze Cruise | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
gregle | 3 years |
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After discovering the disaterous state of the Downing Street wine cellar David Cameron has set off on his first state booze cruise. More than a decade of Labour tenancy in number 10 had left the... |
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| BA passengers tell airline: 'never mind, please pass your losses onto us' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Cash in the Attic unearths Picasso, Braque, Leger, Modigliani and Matisse | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Artificial life created, settles in Milton Keynes | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
| Theresa May Speaks | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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Commenting on her recent U-turn regarding same-sex adoption Theresa may the home secretary has said "If its all right for number 10, its all right for me."... |
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| Privacy fears over Olympic mascots | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
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Civil rights groups say they're concerned that the official mascots for the Olympics in London, could be seen as an invasion of privacy. Wenlock and Mandeville were unveiled to the public this week... |
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| Cameron and Clegg to offer voters 5 year extended warranty | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Thai Military unable to catch red-shift protestors. | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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More physics soon... |
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| BA cabin crew strike; off again, on again | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dan_waterworth | 3 years |
| Peter Andre and Alex Reid ‘will marry within days’ | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
JayGee | 3 years |
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Pop superstar Peter Andre and back street brawler Alex Reid have announced their engagement this morning just days after Katie Price said she was going it alone. Andre and Reid will tie the knot next... |
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| US scientist plays God, criticised by many, 'not a patch on Morgan Freeman' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| World's first completely synthetic life-form lands role in Hollyoaks | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Skylarking | 3 years |
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Billions more soon... |
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| Tesco's denies 'profit motive' behind support for booze price hike | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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A spokesman said: 'We are horrified that some people think we want to make more money. We support higher alcohol costs to save the nations' health. Health comes first, for us, not money.'... |
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| Tesco back curbs on selling cheap booze. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
riesler | 3 years |
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"We really want to stop, but we need help."... |
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| Journalists Create First Artificial Reports of Artificial Life | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quaz | 3 years |
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As Craig Ventnor announced his company’s creation of the world’s first artificial life form, the World’s press were launched into a desperate race to create the first artificial scare story... |
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| Cameron and Clegg agree that the name 'Toryberal Democrats' is terrible | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
fernandomando | 3 years |
| England football team to be sent to Rorkes Drift for world cup inspiration | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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The England World Cup squad are to be sent to the site of one of the famous military battles in history involving the British Army just before the World Cup starts to hopefully inspire the team to... |
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| Queuing drinkers 'let down', says Friday night report. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
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More than 6,000 people left queuing in the nation's public houses last Friday when bars closed were "badly let down", an interim report has found., The New Coalition Government's Drinking Commission... |
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| News from Soho | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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In a statement released earlier, the Coalition has said they will crack down on Soho, as they are determined to abolish VaVoom and Bust... |
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| Artificial life created: Daily Mail fears for impact on house prices. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
shitsu_tonka | 3 years |
| Paris Art theft--latest | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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Police have arrested Lembit Opik in connection with the theft of a number of artworks from a Paris gallery, after it was learned that the Picasso stolen was an early portrait of him... |
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