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Outsourced Santa transforms Occupy Bristol camp into Christmas Market sensation 0
Squib 3 years

When retired economics teacher Bernard Clore lost his regular seasonal job to an on-screen Santa at a call-centre in India, he vowed to make a stand, setting up a ‘Real Santa’s Grotto’ hut at...

Thousands of BNP volunteers flock to man Immigration desks on 30th November 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Young Tories demonstrate the dangers of experimenting with humour 1
Shandy 3 years

An experiment with humour which went badly wrong should serve as 'a lesson to us all' Said a health and safety spokesperson, after some puffy cheeked young conservatives burnt an effigy of Obama,...

Jonathan Ross to present 2nd week of The Leveson Enquiry 3
ianslat 3 years

Sky 1 has today announced that it has bought the rights to the highly popular celebrity interview show The Leveson Enquiry. ‘We’re very excited to be involved in this project’ said Sky 1...

JK Rowling tells Leveson inquiry that press intrusion inspired new book 0
simonjmr 3 years

Harry Potter and Scumbag Hack More soon...

Penguin meat to be sold under the Fox's Glacier Mince brand 0
simonjmr 3 years
J. K. Rowling accuses press... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

of writing derivative, populist drivel that only impresses children...

J.K.Growling. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Temple of Aldi excavations provoke archaelogy wrangle 5
Oxbridge 3 years

As excavations continue at the Temple of Aldi in Luton, a major new find from the Old Kingdom period in Britain (c.1712-2044), Britologists are divided over the meaning of some of the symbolic...

Police in cement buttock op case have nothing concrete to go on. 11
JETFAB 3 years

http://bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910...

News of the World confirm Sienna Miller lite hacking victim 0
simonjmr 3 years
Mrs Mosley confirms "I never tire of hearing Max's stories" 0
medici2471 3 years
Women win right to demand caesarean home water births 4
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

The National Institute of Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) has concluded that women can elect to have a caesarean birth in the comfort of their own sofa or hot tub, if they don’t fancy having...

James Murdoch resigns from several newspapers, but nobody remembers being told. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
NCP dissidents claim responsibility for Sussex parking meter attacks 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Distraught parent suddenly realises their childs paintings are shit 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Why oh why did nobody tell me on the QT, whilst I was proudly showing off those paintings" More soon...

Warning - it may be more difficult to get into UK when the Border Agency strike. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Cameron plays down strike by naming next Wednesday "Take your kids to work day" 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Van Rompuy to appear in “I’m a Celebrity..” in bid to become known to UK viewers 5
Gong of Fur 3 years

EU President Herman Van Rompuy is strongly tipped to make a surprise appearance on the new series of ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” after showing up on a string of popular TV shows...

Parents say David Cameron is a Great Steaming Clueless Turd 3
Quaz 3 years

Following on from UK Prime Minister David Cameron's statement that parents affected by next weeks strike of public sector workers should "Bring their children to work", parents have responded that he...

Some important grown-ups to give Newsround a very, very special award 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Witness overload sees Leveson Inquiry make urgent appeal for more kangaroos 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Energy suppliers announce new fixed tariffs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Border Agency: Britain closed for gold plating all day wednesday 0
vertical 3 years
Pandora`s box advert ruled as lewd and suggestive. 0
woody 3 years

The Advertising Standards Agency today banned all references to Pandora`s box in the Press and Media saying it was suggestive and demeaning to women. The head of the agency Jim Turnbull said they had...

Lady Gaga "not born this way" claims her mother 4
grottymonty 3 years

She was such a sweet girl, til she fell in with a bad lot at Art School., Worth expanding?...

BNP spokeswoman says Aryan births should be on request 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Midgits found alive and well in mobile phone 0
jordanphilips.jnp 3 years

The met police have confirmed today that previous suspicions regarding the phone hacking scandal are indeed true. Small people, or ‘little people’ as they are referred to in the scientific...

Woman who microwaved cat sentenced to do time in a place full of pussy lovers. 0
reforse 3 years
GVT denies 90 year old man too old to work 0
reforse 3 years

The government today was forced to deny its policy of raising retirement ages had reached its limit after a confused 90 year old man was allowed to rejoin the Royal Navy. The pensioner, a Philip...