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'Don't tell the groom' TV show flops 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t tell the bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t tell the groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension as the...

Barren Knights to be stripped of honours in novelty hit backlash 6
ronseal 3 years
Goodwin hoped to have been stripped of 'Fred' 0
roybland 3 years
William Roache & Stephen Fry head celeb line-up for "Strictly Dad Dancing". 0
Al McHogan 3 years

More bogling soon...

Cyclist apologises for 'obeying a red light' 15
Perks 3 years

A cyclist in Oxford has been forced to apologise for confusion caused to all other road users when he took the irresponsible decision to obey a red light. The chaos that ensued led to 3 cars being...

Woman marries her own house 1
Marko 3 years

Lancashire lass, Hilary Acacia Avenue (nee Bingham) from Blackburn, yesterday celebrated getting hitched to her 3 bedroom terraced house after only popping the question last December. Speaking...

Noel Edmonds hairstyle is the mane attraction on this weeks Antiques Roadshow 0
Marko 3 years
Little Miss Muffet to sue spider after falling off her tuffet 0
Marko 3 years
2-1 ! Lib Dems ecstatic about taking the lead in coalition resignations 0
Not Amused 3 years
Halal butcher accused of apostasy after converting to metric 0
jp1885 3 years
Woman Angry At Dermatologists Online Hate Campaign 0
UnoEye 3 years

A semi-reptilian pensioner with the ability to tear her own face off has hit out at a dermatologist-orchestrated online hate campaign. The image of the lady with the words “Dermatologists Hate This...

Huhne resigns to 'Spend more time with his cellmates' 0
antharrison 3 years
Liverpool fans to stop trading on the black market 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Grocer with low stock levels suspects his thyme is coming to an end 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Govt. reveal that Huhne's wife has been Energy Secretary for the last 18 months 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Huhne gets wife to resign in his place. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Huhne tried to give me his clubcard, claims Tesco shopper 0
medici2471 3 years
Huhne resigns, still protesting innocence: "I fell into a lifeboat" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Government minister says only smart-arse blacks to be allowed into the country 1
ukvillafan 3 years

The government has today announced that immigrants will only be allowed into the country in future if they are able to command a salary of over £31000 per year. In a document entitled "How we...

Huhne resigns to host new series of Pointless 0
medici2471 3 years
‘I’m Sensing You Know Someone Called Dave’ Predicts Country’s Top Psychic 8
UnoEye 3 years

The entire population of Britain was gripped by the amazing revelations of the UK’s top psychic in the TV event of the century last night. “The Mystic Mondo” (real name Raymond Grimes) amazed...

Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 discovered working as gypsy slaves in Sweden 4
cinquecento 3 years
Battle of sexes latest: women to stop waxing if men give up comb-overs 0
Clarky 3 years

more after I've shaved my legs...

Terry & Huhne to star in sit-com 1
Iscariot 3 years
30th anniversary of Falklands War to be marked by William strafing Buenos Aires. 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Huhne quits cabinet to start driving school. Ex-wife will be behind the wheel. 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Halfords enters financial services industry with tax-free de-ISA 3
Skylarking 3 years

more strained cold weather punsomeness soon...

Old adage 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink' disproved 2
Smart Alex 3 years

by man with high-pressure pump, hosepipe, and a roll of gaffer tape...

Pit-stop mechanics banned from garage forecourt 0
Zadok the second 3 years

The entire Williams team of pit-stop engineers have been banned from using a BP garage in Tiverton following several instances of very very fast anti-social behaviour. Garage manager Glen Allen made...

'Speed dating night was mainly just amphetamine abuse', claim customers 0
Immunis 3 years

more later depending on how busy I am at work today...