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France looking to UK Royals to replace fall in French sperm production

France is looking to build a "jizz pipeline" to pump UK produced sperm as a replacement for recent declines in French sperm production. The French Government has also called for the outsourcing of...

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simonjmr 06.12.12 3:32am
Squudge
Royal baby - hoax caller to be transported

Bound for Botany Bay...

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Rootin Tootin 06.12.12 3:31am
Squudge
New Zealand's Dame Beryl Sheepshank Dies At 104.

Fulfills her vow to outlive "trumped-up hussy" Elisabeth Murdoch...

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rikkor 06.12.12 2:04am
rikkor
Osborne tells Multinationals to pay Corporation Tax on 'honesty box' system.

It's there in the small print of the Autumn Statement...

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deskpilot3 05.12.12 11:35pm
deskpilot3
Richard III denies historic offences 1
nickb 05.12.12 10:52pm
Scronnyglonkle
Baffeld Police liken Stuart Hall's statements worse than his match reports.

played my joker there...

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Scronnyglonkle 05.12.12 10:50pm
Scronnyglonkle
Nairobi streets gritted as MET Office confirms: 'There won't be snow in Africa..

this Christmas-time'...

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ianslat 05.12.12 8:39pm
ianslat
Eddie Waring's "up and under" to be investigated 0
nickb 05.12.12 8:34pm
nickb
Dettori 'unaware that ketamine was for the horse' claim 0
custard cream 05.12.12 8:16pm
custard cream
Dave Brubeck dies in suicide bomb. Takes five with him...

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 05.12.12 7:53pm
MADJEZ
Hall claims it was just Jeux Sans Frontières. 1
MADJEZ 05.12.12 7:46pm
Sinnick
Queen fed-up. No-one believes its her on the phone. 0
MADJEZ 05.12.12 7:06pm
MADJEZ
Rape victim claims 'he played his joker' 0
MADJEZ 05.12.12 6:44pm
MADJEZ
Later on BBC1, It's a Knob-Out! 0
Scroat 05.12.12 6:40pm
Scroat
Reformed Page 3's Pippa from Bolton says Stuart Hall “Ain't yet guilty"

..not a single word more DVO.. that's a promise....

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05.12.12 5:59pm
Media in frenzy as someone admits responsibility for something. More soon. 0
Gaz 05.12.12 5:48pm
Gaz
Stuart Hall arrest: Tabloid editors in mad dash for 'It's a Knockout' rape puns

.. and that's all I'll say about the matter (out of respect for dvo's tsunami concerns)...

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Nowherefast 05.12.12 5:42pm
ronseal
Osborne introduces "OAP celebrity rapist tax", country's debt gone within weeks. 0
Gaz 05.12.12 5:25pm
Gaz
Tony Blackburn asks "Who do I have to rape to get back in the limelight?" 0
Gaz 05.12.12 5:23pm
Gaz
New Blah blah blah Bill ‘could save a lot of parliamentary time’ 0
malgor 05.12.12 5:23pm
malgor
BBC to launch "it's a kock-out"

Hahaha Stuart hall...

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Bourbon 05.12.12 5:04pm
Bourbon
Stuart Hall

no more later - withdrawn in face of anticipated tsunami...

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dvo4fun 05.12.12 5:04pm
dvo4fun
Detorri 'caught by mistake' claims accidental informant

I'd just been listening to George Osborne's Autumn report', said a fellow rider that had supposedly tipped off the British horse racing authority, 'and all I said was, Frankly the tories must be on...

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Screenie 05.12.12 4:40pm
Screenie
Spice factor could stir royal baby succession nightmare

British constitutional watchdogs have suddenly woken up to the potential for a 'nightmare scenario' arising out of Kate Middleton's close friendship with Victoria Beckham. Suppose the Duchess of...

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05.12.12 3:34pm
Sex tourist "disappointed" with Aldi's 3 Bird Roast 1
simonjmr 05.12.12 3:27pm
Dick Everyman
Jacob Marley released without charge in Scrooge probe

Jacob Marley, who was arrested earlier this week as part of Operation Dickens, will face no charges over his links with disgraced businessman Ebenezer Scrooge, police confirmed today. Operation...

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Nails UK 05.12.12 2:52pm
Nails UK
Police decide to release naked pensioner

Mr Herbert Strange 79 without charge after he was found in Croyden town centre on a busy Saturday morning. After they relised Herbert was the UKs most stupidist pensioner.Police say Mr Stranges...

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Thubs Swirlim 05.12.12 2:32pm
Screenie
Heston plans "homeopathic cream tea"

He has made skyscrapers out of jammy dodgers and giant dachshunds out of Fray Bentos pie mix. His famed Spaghetti Junction was the first ever recipe to feature on a local weather report, after...

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nickb 05.12.12 1:51pm
Dick Everyman
Out now at all good cinemas rated X.

NIGHTMARE AT WOOD LANE a digitaly remastered film of Nightmare on Elm street,with the head of Jimmy Saville cleverly superimposed onto Freddy Kruger., Also showing NIGHTMARE AT WOODLANE TWO, JIMMYS...

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Thubs Swirlim 05.12.12 1:29pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Suspicion falls on good causes as Euromillions prize goes unclaimed.

Stevenage police are investigating a theory that the missing £64-Million lottery ticket was stolen by good causes, which stand to benefit from a massive windfall once the deadline for claiming the...

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Boutros 05.12.12 1:05pm
Boutros