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Cardinal resigns to pursue career as radio 1 DJ

More details have emerged about Cardinal Keith O'Brien resignation. Plans have been announced for Mr O'Brien to host a revived Top of the Pops and a weekend show on Radio 1...

apepper 26.02.13 2:01pm
Farting in front of the vicar is inappropriate but....

shoving your finger up the Bishop of Durham's crack is pricless...

shaggy 26.02.13 1:48pm
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Meat Product's Found to contain 8% Superfluous Apostrophes 1
Titus 26.02.13 1:25pm
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Choirboys may contain traces of primate DNA 0
Actual Size 26.02.13 1:18pm
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Arsenal can still cure cancer says Wenger 1
topfotogmw 26.02.13 12:17pm
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Appropriateness workshop marred by bum-fondling outbreak

They were hailed as a human resources revolution. After a tidal wave of inappropriateness, appropriateness workshops round the country could hardly cope with the huge numbers of catholic clergy,...

nickb 26.02.13 12:11pm
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Still hope for O’Farrell as comedians sway Italian voters... 2
Tripod 26.02.13 12:06pm
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Liberals failing the untouchability test must go

Touching amongst same gender colleagues is deemed appropriate but touching bodyparts of the opposite sex or to complain about it is a clear sign of lack of liberal attitude. After all, if Clegg had...

4ty2 26.02.13 11:42am
Bit Missing From Ikea Meatballs - Reins And Saddle Still Present 1
Titus 26.02.13 11:13am
Farmworker meat found in shepherd's pie 0
Actual Size 26.02.13 10:53am
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Eastleigh child, 8, slams “rubbish” media circus

Promises that an Eastleigh meet the candidates meeting would be a ‘media circus’ were well wide of the mark, according to Gavin Henderson, aged 8. ‘I was looking forward to the candidates...

Yikes 26.02.13 9:59am
Goat meat found in 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' 0
Actual Size 26.02.13 9:52am
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Excited Lord Rennard tells Lib Dem whistle-blowers to pretend it’s an ice block

.. some Tuesday morning smut ....

Yikes 26.02.13 9:18am
Very tiring week for tyre supplier

It's all been a right week for a few days down at Forbes Tyres in Huddersfield. For the tyre firm has seen it all this week - and more! For on the beginning of the week a blaze broke out. Thick...

Mik Bulk 26.02.13 9:02am
Lib-Dems to unveil new slogan: ‘Tits out for the lads’... 0
Tripod 26.02.13 9:02am
Prosthetic legs favourite for best supporting Oscar??? 0
shaggy 26.02.13 8:36am
American's repulsion to horse meat contains traces of bull shit

Dumbnews 26.02.13 5:48am
Sir Ranulph Fiennes 'bloody cross' to hear about aeroplanes invention. 0
Boutros 26.02.13 2:59am
Pistorius not first man to shoot in partner's face imagining it was someone else 3
Smart Alex 26.02.13 12:36am
Lib Dem groping victims complain about lack of internal action

more soon if they are lucky...

Dick Everyman 26.02.13 12:21am
Nick Clegg denies being told that he became Deputy Prime Minister

The office of coalition team-player Nick Clegg has issued a statement "flat out refuting" claims that he was informed his party had successfully entered into a coalition government with the...

mr_lizard13 26.02.13 12:20am
Ikea flat pack stable contains horse.... 0
topfotogmw 25.02.13 11:13pm
Cardinal resigns after revealing 'blood of the Lamb' contained horse DNA

Neato - on hellfire...

Squudge 25.02.13 10:17pm
Osbourne fleeces taxpayers after mistaking them for sheep 0
Squudge 25.02.13 9:36pm
Vet's killer to serve a life sentence in dog years. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.02.13 9:20pm
The UK referendum cancelled - Steptoe & Son responsible EU horse-trading summits

back to the knacker's yard ?...

moonbeam 25.02.13 8:46pm
Pippa 'feasts' offer hope to Britain's squeezed middle

Britain's beleaguered middle-class has received a timely boost from the Duchess of Cambridge's sister Pippa with the launch by Waitrose of 'Pippa's Friday Night Feasts' in the supermarket's magazine...

roybland 25.02.13 8:34pm
Cardinal falls on his pork sword!!!!!!

Never use exclamation marks in a headline, unless it's fucking hilarious...

Truebiscuit 25.02.13 8:34pm
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Nick Clegg modernises Lib Dems: "Now it's scandals not sandals". More soon

One for the short headlines (have I posted in the right place?)...

Jamessquared 25.02.13 8:30pm
LSE critise Osborne reliance upon Norse God Snotra for economic recovery

The London School of Economics has criticised the chancellor’s decision to continue to place his faith of economic recovery in the hands of the mighty Norse God Snotra. The LSE joins a growing...

thisisall1word 25.02.13 8:16pm