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Stourbridge man claims he has "lucky teeth" 0
nickb 3 years
Olympic cycling ticket row. Hoy and dad to ride tandem with baby seat 2
weematt 3 years
Fern Britton Lookalike denies being a Plant 0
GillsImp 3 years
BBC Easter tv schedule to feature new apostle action movie "The Deity Dozen" 1
Haywood Manley 3 years
New Type III Diabetes is "best ever" claims NHS 18
bonjonelson 3 years

The National Health service has unveiled the long-expected new type III Diabetes to a packed press conference today in Hammersmith claiming it is the 'best ever' version of the disease. Officially...

Doctors recommend display ban on Daily Mail 3
Qoxiivi 3 years

The British Medical Association has submitted a recommendation to the government that calls for a ban on the Daily Mail being displayed openly in supermarkets and newsagents. BMA's Chairman of...

Londoners in shock as only 10 Met officers accused of racism. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Daily Mail names Samantha Brick as "New Queen of Hearts" 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Ryanair denies charging passengers extra for emergency landing. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Fury at government task force COBRA threatens zoo chaos 0
Imaginary Monster or am I 3 years

'The use of Cobras in this committee' is nothing short of snakism spat leader Monty Python yesterday. All types of snakes are demanding ssstrike action. 'We're not standing for this. We too can be...

Stations of the cross: commuters launch Easter rail fare protest 0
nickb 3 years
Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics 0
pinxit 3 years

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the...

Ryanair to roll out 'Big Dipper' flights. 0
weematt 3 years

After a successful test flight over Germany Ryanair are to go ahead with their combined flight and fairground ride concept. The test flight has entered the Guinness Book of Records for the ride with...

Dawkins' Easter message risks Schism in Atheism. 0
Ian 3 years

Traditional atheists have claimed that Richard Dawkins' Easter messages risks causing a schism in atheism. Dawks, the followers of Dawkins have denied this. Traditionalists blame Dawkins and his...

Olympic Fox Hunting row - "Over my dead body" says Fox 0
Drylaw 3 years
Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" 0
quango 3 years
Google's 'augmented glasses' could bring artificial intelligence to idiots 2
3 years

Google's latest gadget, a pair of 'virtual reality' glasses that can identify objects in the real world, could help a cretin relate to the man in the street, according to experts. The glasses...

Slimmer's World's calorie points system proves biblical statement. 0
alanthetortoise 3 years

The dieting company claims that the eating of hot cross buns and chocolate eggs proves Jesus died for our 'Sins'...

Ozone layer damage linked to excessive use of hair spray in 80s 1
Dumbnews 3 years
London crematorium prepares to turn furnace up to 11 2
button 3 years
Travel agent to start asking about your next haircut 3
Perks 3 years

A travel agent in Reading has left customers confused by their new approach to customer services, killing the quiet moments by asking inane questions. ‘The Salon Method’ as it has become known...

Facebook to rename "Friends" to "Enemy of your Enemy" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
So, Met PC not being so PC says Met 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later Right, got my hat anyone seen my coat?...

Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs 5
Smart Alex 3 years
Hoseasons re-branded Asons, offering holidays using water 0
Laughingstock 3 years

whilst offering a unique break...

La Senza ban panti-hose for the summer 0
Laughingstock 3 years

because we didn't think it was appropriate to have stock on display in case of a fine...

Hozelock immobilised until the Autumn... 0
Laughingstock 3 years

according to a statement they issued today...

Replacement bus service in operation between stations 7 and 8 of the cross 0
button 3 years

churchgoers warned...

Sky News man faces sacking, loses backing over kayaking hacking. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 3 years
Old woman gives money back 0
Yorkist 3 years

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...