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English Heritage grants Isle of Wight Grade II * listed status by . More soon. 0
Al OPecia 22.03.14 8:08pm
Al OPecia
Independent Venice told it can't keep the Cornetto. 0
miked10270 22.03.14 7:51pm
Malaysian plane "was delivering dangerously explosive curry takeaway" 0
sydalg 22.03.14 7:37pm
New RC Church & Mafia Deal: "You Do Extortion & We''ll Do The Kiddie-Fiddling 0
Titus 22.03.14 6:41pm
Collapse of Bitcoins undermines drug prices

Following the collapse of the virtual currency, bitcoins, the price of drugs have crashed with it. 'Most of our money laundering was tied up with that currency,' said a drugs baron. 'Now the...

throngsman 22.03.14 5:36pm
Pension Reforms 'Discriminatory' says pensioner who can't drive

'What's the point of pulling all of my pension pot out to buy a car I can't drive?' asked Arthur Grimshaw of Leeds. 'I mean, if I was allowed to buy more whippets I'd understand, that makes sense to...

throngsman 22.03.14 5:24pm
Landlords, Brewers & Bingo Hall Owners Buy Lamborghinis After Recent Budget 0
Titus 22.03.14 5:04pm
Vampires deplore growth in "Selfies"

British vampires are protesting that the growth in popularity of publishing self-portraits is "rubbing it in"...

apepper 22.03.14 5:00pm
Fox News Latest

Grr, woof, grr, grr, bark!...

camz 22.03.14 4:45pm
NewsBiscuit Writer kidnapped by North Korea to write 'more accurate propaganda'. 0
camz 22.03.14 4:43pm
Kate Bush re-writes ‘Running up that hill’: ‘Getting up out of a low chair’... 8
Tripod 22.03.14 4:34pm
Al OPecia
Turkey reverts to Gobble after Twitter ban 2
Dick Everyman 22.03.14 3:48pm
Dick Everyman
Banter-Free Bank proves big hit with busy people and misanthropes

The UK's first Banter-Free Bank is celebrating 12 months in business this week by not marking the occasion in any way. The first branch of the bank was opened in Manchester last March and has proved...

bookiesfriend 22.03.14 3:45pm
Bitcoins resurge in popularity as virtual threepenny piece version revealed 0
throngsman 22.03.14 3:44pm
North Korea Attacks the Sea – Direct Hit Says Kim Jong Un

In one of the best examples of Grandiose Delusions since King Canute thought he could stop the tide coming in, North Korea has fired at least 30 missiles into the sea. Kim Jong Un is reported to have...

Rumour Control 22.03.14 3:25pm
Shock after inclusion of "More Soon" found to not impact success of headlines 3
Bigglesworth 22.03.14 3:25pm
Treasury to take out student loan to pay off national debt 0
Bigglesworth 22.03.14 3:00pm
Malaysian Airlines concede 'mystery tours probably not a good idea' 2
throngsman 22.03.14 2:51pm
Blair Tries to Cut an Absolution Deal With the Pope

Rumours have surface on the ‘VatiLeaks’ website that Toni ‘The Mouth’ Blair has been getting cold feet about eternal damnation. Realising the new Papal hardline on organised crime, he has...

Guillermo De Snookio 22.03.14 2:44pm
Guillermo De Snookio
CNN Latest – Amanpour Hopes to Interview God

It has been revealed that CNN has sent a request to God, as they believe he has a few questions to answer. So far the responses from Heaven have been that the Almighty is not available for comment,...

Guillermo De Snookio 22.03.14 2:41pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Kate Bush wary of surgery after recent cutbacks 0
Squudge 22.03.14 2:09pm
Yorkshire to hold referendum on independence from England cricket team 0
johnnydobbo 22.03.14 1:48pm
Ndrangheta Warned - Torquemada Out of Retirement

Pope Frances has said that he was reforming the Dominican Friars, Inquisition Branch, and added with a chuckle [i]‘When I say Dominican Friars, I mean Dominican Fryers, you know what I mean’.[/i]...

Guillermo De Snookio 22.03.14 1:11pm
Guillermo De Snookio
OAP Spends Annuity on Parker Pens

Widow, 82 year old, Gladys Frail told reporters that she would not be buying a sports car as she could not afford the insurance. She had decided to spend the money on a pre-paid headstone, funeral...

Guillermo De Snookio 22.03.14 12:34pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Plane fuselage photo was noodle on lense admit Chinese.

More speculation soon...

MADJEZ 22.03.14 11:55am
Visitors still trapped in MC Escher exhibition

Emergency services have been called to Tate Modern after a number of visitors were unable to escape from a retrospective of the artist MC Escher. ‘I have been up and down these stairs for three...

Ludicity 22.03.14 10:21am
Al OPecia
Kate Bush cancels dates - 'I can't compete with Del Amitri' 0
Electrelane 22.03.14 10:20am
You and Whose Army Van Rumpoy Tells Putin

Herman Van Rumpoy today warned Mad Bad Vlad, that if he wanted to mix it with the 28 Crew, he was in for a hard time. In a statement at Brussels he said, ‘I got your number, Putin, I know where you...

Rumour Control 22.03.14 8:57am
Don Francis advises local business interests.

In a bid to re-establish authority over the Mafia the Catholic Church has stepped up their terror operations. Bishops Smyth, McCormick and a legion of other hardened exploiters and their lawyers...

Robert Koch 22.03.14 8:49am
Robert Koch
Pope Puts Frightners on the Mafia.

In a message to the Cosa Nostra, Pope Frances has said, [i]‘Maybe you boys think you is the bosses around here, but I know da Big Boss upstairs and you is goin straight to hell, no redemption not...

Rumour Control 22.03.14 12:52am
Rumour Control