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April Fool's day postponed yet again 3
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The government has confirmed that April Fool's day will be postponed until June for the second year running, after another week of gloom made it "completely inappropriate" for the media to issue fake...

Clarkson declares support for Al-Qaeda 0
pineapple incident 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson admitted, last night, that he no longer has any option but to support Al-Qaeda, amidst news that preparations for the Olympics were going smoothly. Lord Coe, who this week laid the...

Clarkson declares support for Al-Qaeda 0
pineapple incident 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson admitted, last night, that he no longer has any option but to support Al-Qaeda, amidst news that preparations for the Olympics were going smoothly. Lord Coe, who this week laid the...

Grandparents to offer students courses in rioting 7
John Wiltshire 3 years

A group of grandparents in London is to offer students courses in rioting, based on their own experiences in the late 60s., One of the grandparents, Camilla Flower-Power, said: 'Look, we were the...

Voting Referendum to be replaced by "Like" or "Dislike" button on Facebook 1
brixtonginger 3 years

The government has announced plans to reduce red tape and costs in the upcoming referendum on voting reform, by setting up a group on Facebook. The momentous change in the long established First...

Employment Law to be replaced with Cabinet-style ‘brown-nosing’ policy. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

The Coalition government is to radically change the way companies recruit new employees in order to create a ‘fairer and less beaurocratic’ process which is based upon the way governments are...

Ponting retires as Australian Cricket Captain and chief whinger. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Ricky Ponting announced his retirement today from the Australian captaincy but said that he will still make himself available to play for the team and to assist new captain Michael Clarke in all...

Libyan rebels ask the Western powers for arms 0
greg various 3 years

"and would you mind firing them for us please?"...

Pakistan clenches defeat from the jaws of victory 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Build your own deAgostini Parliament – Free David Cameron in Part 1 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Each figurine comes with two faces, a full expense claim sheet, access to homes in London and the Midlands, and no real sense of duty to the voters who gave them the job Remarkable life-like 1/20th...

Campanologist told off for holding ding-dong in belfry 3
OldThingy 3 years
This story is out of order 6
simonjmr 3 years

It's sexist, ageist, racist, homophobic, misogynistic and fattist. More soon...

After India vs Pakistan described as "the mother of all battles" - 0
simonjmr 3 years

Libya conflict to be called "an innings too much" more soon...

Strawberry blonde denies being ginger curious 0
beau-jolly 3 years

mortified soon...

Wayne Rooney : "is just coming to terms with opposable thumbs" 2
simonjmr 3 years

"I think and talk with my feet" said the simian like Rooney More soon...

Bad news: there's no god. Good news: now no reason not to kick Richard Dawkins 5
ronseal 3 years
Glasgow chip shops start selling deep-fried radioactive iodine 3
exigo 3 years
Competition Commission to force Coalition Government to sell off surplus Party, 2
simonjmr 3 years
Labour Reconnect With Voters Through Alcohol, Football And Violence 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Amid concerns that politicians are too far removed from the feelings of voters, Labour leader Ed Milliband has moved to get back in touch with the ‘man in the street’ in an attempt to win support...

Number of legs on money spiders cut back to seven 0
jp1885 3 years
LibDems to promote AV, so more MPs like Clegg and Cable will be in Government 0
Sinnick 3 years

hmmm [inspired by John Wiltshire]...

Location, Location, Location to start in Poland and tomorrow zee vorld 1
greg various 3 years
Ed Miliband's house looks just like Karl Marx say Tories. 1
Stan Laurel 3 years
Myrmecologists Baffled By Tinie Tempah's Mention of "Ma Ant's House" 4
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Hazard suits to be fitted with "reactor-alight" face shields. 0
Iscariot 3 years
Apple to launch new App for Japanese market: the i-Geiger counter. 0
Iscariot 3 years
Posh foodies smash up Brighton Tofu shop in revenge for Fortnum & Mason attack 0
toastnotghosts 3 years
Sycophants in the room, say Elephants better at being in the room than they are 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Fabieo Capello's vocabulary of 100 words "too complicated" for players 3
Danny 3 years

Most of the England squad do not have a vocabulary of 100 words...

'Your nation should settle on a democratic election process' 3
Ironduke 3 years

Libyan people tell Britain...