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Gaddafi asked to hand back all unexploded ordnance 0
greg various 3 years

as we need to claim the refund...

One Show reporter diagnosed with gesticular cancer 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

The flamboyant One Show reporter Gyles Brandreth, has been diagnosed with gesticular cancer. The 63-year-old former Conservative MP broke the news during last night’s episode – moving presenter...

Four Horsemen to field united team at 2012 Apocalympics 4
LittleSpender 3 years

War, Famine and Death have reacted angrily to claims that they could take part in a united Armageddon team at next year's Apocalympics. The Judgement Day Apocalympic Association claims an "historic...

Post Office Counters hit by DDoS attacks 1
roybland 3 years

The UK’s post offices are being brought to a standstill by Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks. 'Sometimes the attacks are so well-organised that Mildred has to close her counter until...

Spiritualism re-launches with QWERTY Ouija board 0
Smaug 3 years
Suu Kyi reveals how DJ Dave Lee Travis was worse than junta 7
roybland 3 years

Burmese pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has said she spent her fifteen years under house arrest listening to Dave Lee Travis' BBC World Service music show in the hope her request would be...

Photographer Shoots Irish Protester 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
John Galliano launches new range of insults 15
Rizzo 3 years

British fashion designer and style icon John Galliano today launched a new collection of insults and offensive comments that he's hoping will match his last efforts which are still the talk of the...

Glastonbury festival goers must shit on Portillo after order mix up 0
simonjmr 3 years
Ferguson says Young’s arrival increases Utd’s falling over in the box options 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Portaloo invasion threatens Glastonbury festival cancellation 0
Basil_B 3 years

Glastonbury festival organiser Michael Eavis was left in turmoil today after a consignment of a quarter of a million portaloos were delivered to the festival site this morning., 'Bloody red tape'...

Scientists to name new form of mental illness 'Winehouseitis' 2
Leeboy007 3 years

Leading medical experts from around the world have discovered a new form of mental illness and named it 'Winehouseitis'. The British Medical Association suggested the title as the illness' symptoms,...

News of the axing of the Central Office of Information had to be leaked 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Obama announces plan to reduce each of his speeches by 30,000 words 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mud confirmed as a last-minute booking at Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cheryl Cole breaks her silence to welcome release of artist Why-Aye 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Woman phone-hacker suspect ‘still on the telephone’ say police 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tramp "outraged to be mistaken for John Galliano" 0
JohnA 3 years
Homeopaths outraged as man pisses in reservoir 13
beau-jolly 3 years

Anyone want to run with this?, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13874089...

Philip Davis: The disabled should be used as crash test dummies 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

Philip Davies, the Conservative MP for Shipley, has suggested that the disabled could be used as crash test dummies by car manufacturers. 'Let's face it,' he said, 'it's a winner for all concerned....

Henman 'to drop out of commentating Wimbledon for the BBC at the quarter finals' 7
JohnA 3 years

After the quarter finals, he has nothing to say...

Le Monde: "Brave French troops advance out of Afghanistan" 0
JohnA 3 years

More Gallic bravery soon...

Straw man "sick of having his arguments dismissed as fallacious" 0
JohnA 3 years

Blames Nazis, Flat Earthers and Liberal Democrats for agreeing with him...

Hell freezing over "caused by carbon dioxide as predicted by climate models" 4
JohnA 3 years

says a desperate Greenpeace spokesperson. More soon...

What is it with women and dishwasher stacking, asks a Financial Times leader 1
ronseal 3 years

. A leader column in the Financial Times today has broken ranks with conventional thinking and dared to ask the question everyone's too scared to confront: why are women so bad at dishwasher...

Greggs back 'steak bake for all' 0
dotdash 3 years

What a vote winner! From the stroy "Clegg backs 'bank shares for all'"...

Afghani Catholics praise Obama's early withdrawal 0
MaverickRat 3 years

but surprised as they had no idea there were any U.S seaman there...

Bum TV hit by No Win No Fee claims 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Following a deluge of complaints from obese, overweight and just plain fat people whose arses have been secretly filmed for television news programmes, legal firms are now mounting compensation...

Johnny Cash was going to change name to Johnny Chip n Pin 0
Leeboy007 3 years

to keep up with modern times, it has been revealed in a new book of memoirs...

British troops surprised by French withdrawl of 4000 soldiers from Afghanistan 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"we had no idea they had any here" says a senior officer in Helmand...