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Dog-walkers drafted in at Scotland Yard in major staff reshuffle

Major staff restructuring at Scotland Yard has seen up to 50 per cent of detectives laid off and replaced by people walking dogs. A Home Office spokesman said today:"This is a logical move when we...

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Scroat 11.09.12 5:46pm
writinginbsl
Johnson's final tear-sodden juddering climax stains red carpet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.09.12 5:12pm
dominic_mcg
Ofqual to revise X Factor grading system. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.09.12 4:55pm
dominic_mcg
Top Smear

Feel the throbbing power of the new penis car from Italian car makers Alpha Maleao,specialy designed to look just like a giant speeding horizontal erect penis,for all us macho car lovers.In bright...

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Jeremy Klarkson 11.09.12 4:33pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Moonwalk curse may claim yet more

First Michael Jackson, then Neil Armstrong fall foul of the Moonwalk curse, there are at least another 8 worried moonwalkers out there. More soon Hat tip to Oxbridge...

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simonjmr 11.09.12 3:56pm
simonjmr
Headteachers change Ofqual 'failure' to a pass 2
charlies_hat 11.09.12 3:49pm
riesler
$1.9m US Open win 'means the world to me' says emotional Murray 0
The Paper Ostrich 11.09.12 2:41pm
The Paper Ostrich
Andy Murray: All of England mourns as State Funeral set for 'The Joke' 4
dvo4fun 11.09.12 1:49pm
dvo4fun
GB's successful sports stars to be fitted with 4G this year

It was announced today that not only have Gold medal winners been awarded a gold post box in their home town, they will also be fitted with a 4G transmitter as part of the ongoing sponsorship by BT....

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simonjmr 11.09.12 1:37pm
simonjmr
Everybody 'already sick to death of samba', Brazil warned ahead of 2016 Olympics 2
The Paper Ostrich 11.09.12 12:14pm
pere floza
Jock o’Vitch granted honorary Scottish citizenship. 1
sigmund 11.09.12 11:04am
JETFAB
'Lawn Tennis Association coaching can deliver more semi-finalists' says Lendl 0
Midfield Diamond 11.09.12 11:03am
Midfield Diamond
"No one beats the Brits 76 years in a row", shouts triumphant Murray 0
custard cream 11.09.12 9:44am
custard cream
'We deleted Shapps entry from wikipedia' admits Head of Watford Grammar School

more deletions soon...

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Gerontius 11.09.12 8:12am
Gerontius
Introducing Wedding Vows for the Pragmatic Man

"Do you take this women to be your lawful wedded wife?" "Yes, on these conditions." This is to be the approach of a new set of vows to be taken by some men at weddings. Professor Errant, an expert...

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kga6 11.09.12 6:14am
kga6
Andy Murray's English citizenship fast-tracked 0
Nick McCarr 11.09.12 3:56am
Nick McCarr
Careless driving Transport Minister merely community service placement

While many have been baffled as to how David Cameron could appoint someone convicted of careless driving as Transport Minister, the explanation has now emerged: Simon Burns is simply working out the...

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Sir Lupus 10.09.12 11:37pm
Sir Lupus
Free marketeer Osborne calls for paralympic delegulation 0
antharrison 10.09.12 10:09pm
antharrison
God appears on old vegetable box.

[url=http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151024697021927&set=a.10150391159811927.355367.548046926&type=1&theater]GodPic[/url]...

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robzrob 10.09.12 10:07pm
robzrob
Royal corgi to get state funeral

David Cameron has announced there is to be three days of mourning, a public holiday and a state funeral in memory of Monty Windsor one of the Royal corgis who sadly passed away over the weekend.,...

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Gerontius 10.09.12 10:06pm
Yikes
Council sends in bailiffs as Richard theThird's car park bill exceeds £1m 1
custard cream 10.09.12 9:31pm
FlashArry
The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang Not Dead - Just Resting

Reports emerging from the Strand appear to be suggesting that the 'Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' - a crowd of slathering, mewling, puking, folding itinerant internet trolls, are not in fact dead, but...

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Martin Shuttlecock 10.09.12 9:20pm
Martin Shuttlecock
GCSE exams to be replaced with Top Trumps, says Gove. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 10.09.12 7:45pm
dominic_mcg
Teachers' parents will be fined if teachers bunk off on strike days... 0
deskpilot3 10.09.12 6:48pm
deskpilot3
‘Let me commit career-suicide without dignity’ pleads Frankie Boyle

Infamous 'taboo busting' comedian Frankie Boyle issued a distraught plea to the media yesterday; asking to be allowed to finally kill off his TV career. Boyle has requested that his...

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Skylarking 10.09.12 6:04pm
Gerontius
Helen Skelton reminds parade viewers that 2016 games will be held in Brasil 0
MrQ 10.09.12 5:25pm
MrQ
Spare Olympic medals to be sold off on ebay 0
grottymonty 10.09.12 4:18pm
grottymonty
Lord Coe finds what is actually written on the bottom of British products is...

"Open other end"...

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Smart Alex 10.09.12 2:46pm
Smart Alex
3 arrested in Delhi with Primates hidden in pants, Catholic church no comment 0
simonjmr 10.09.12 1:30pm
simonjmr
Tour of Britain race to overnight at Knowsley

http://www.bicycle-and-bikes.com/image-files/raleigh-bicycle-lion-vintage-bicycle-poster.jpg...

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Sinnick 10.09.12 10:47am
Sinnick