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Oxford University rowers to embark on 'memorial cruise' up the Thames 1
Perks 3 years

Members of the Oxford University boat race team that ‘sunk’ to defeat have announced they are to go on a cruise that retraces the route of their fateful voyage. Starting near Putney Bridge, the...

Diary entry questioned as Cameron mistakenly begins tour of ASDA. 1
weematt 3 years
PM To Visit Burma.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Dave to provide the oil...

Dispute at monastery: Trappist Order has "No comment". 2
Mick99 3 years
M.A.R.R.S mars Marr's Mars 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

BBC presenter Andrew Marr's afternoon tea and chocolate break spolit by loud 80's House music BBC spokesman reveals in desperate attempt at punnery...

Cheney’s health fragile following transplant 1
PhilThompson 3 years

WASHINGTON-- Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney was released from the hospital two weeks ago following his recent heart transplant, but his health remains in a fragile condition. Dick...

"The Voice" beaten in ratings by Channel 5's "Sing or Get Shot" 4
paddyparkinson 3 years
Man with two arseholes seeks closure after botched operation law-suit 0
AledW 3 years
Advert: BullVida Breakfast Chocolates 0
aalison 3 years

“I’m not eating chocolate instead of breakfast; these chocolates are made especially for breakfast.” This innovative breakfast food provides fast energy release from simple carbohydrates and...

Wind turbine complains of "eye-sore" of nearby Stockport 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Mario Ballotelli buys pet iguana hovercraft for birthday 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Student protests against early morning lectures turns violent 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Rail line to link Rochdale to civilisation, world 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Government concerned about increase in Prisoner Truency at jails 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Katie Price arrested for smuggling immigrants into UK between breasts 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
‘Dear George’; newly elected MP for Bradford West helps with readers’ problems 15
3 years

George Galloway was sensationally voted in as MP for Bradford West last week, in an important victory for rampant opportunism. Now the Respect MP is here to empathise with your specific problems,...

Boat Race disrupts annual swimming event 0
victimms 3 years

Eight men have avoided arrest after narrowly missing a man swimming in the Thames., In order to escape persecution the men have aligned themselves to the Boat Race., The police officer first on the...

Low Profile Cameron, When At Euro Summits, Vows To Scrawl....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."Cameron woz 'ere" on the walls...

Boat Race swimmer found to be last year's Oxford cox 1
Drylaw 3 years
Boat race briefly interesting 11
Haywood Manley 3 years
Allowing Workers Sleep Costs UK Economy £560bn 3
thisisall1word 3 years

Business think tank HYPNOS has revealed the true cost of allowing workers to avoid work through sleeping every night, by as much as 2,800 hours every year per worker., Many such workers are public...

London Mayoral Contest to be Settled by Darts Match 0
ImmuneSystem 3 years

In a last ditch bid to end expletive-filled encounters that have characterised the hustings, London mayoral candidates agree to drop the acrimony in an attempt to target the bull. With three weeks...

Pope uses Easter message to come out of closet 3
apepper 3 years

The Pope has added a personal touch to his traditional Easter message; "We need a world of love and it seems appropriate to mention I'm gay - I've been in a loving relationship with a Muslim cleric I...

Economist with penis trapped in blow-up doll blames it on uncontrolled inflation 0
weematt 3 years
Calls to ban the cruel trade in tiger bread. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Camilla Parker-Knoll receives Grand Cross for services to comfy chairs. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Edna Everage made Dame Grand Cross Dresser. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
hosepipe 3
paulo 3 years

Hosepipe Protesters May Face Water Cannon Threatens Minister!...

Jewish grandma wins Open. 0
nickb 3 years

hat tip to Michael Rosen, who is not on this site...

Arsenal FC To Take Over The 'Blue Bottom' Dance Rights..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.For the rest of the seasonmaybe. (Liked the little shuffle at the end)...