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Son of Barnabas 3 years
Great Firewall of China can be seen from MySpace, say Internet Experts 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Antiques Roadshow to now include games consoles and mobile phones. 3
delightfullyodd 3 years

In a bid to attract a younger audience, the Antiques Roadshow will allow members of the public to have games consoles, mobile phones, cd's and dvd's valued and possibly sold to their experts. As...

McDonalds pours billons of dollars of sponsorship into the 2012 McLympics 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Ron Paul on the Defensive: "My racist statements were taken out of context." 0
Couriernew 3 years
Rail Fares to continue rising proportionate to lateness 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Dutch scientists create first sexually explicit version of bird flu 1
Gary Stanton 3 years

A research team led by ‘Big’ Ron Fouchier at Rotterdam's Erasmus Medical Centre has created the world’s first mutant hardcore version of the H5N1 bird flu virus that can be passed via...

Education Secretary responds to OFSTED criticism: "Lessons have been learned" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years
North Korea leader now only lies in state 0
RJWinter 3 years
Stop press....Kim Jong ill, now dead..Kim Jong un-ill.. new leader.. 0
Rowly 3 years

Headstone to read. "I told you I was IL"...

Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie 0
grottymonty 3 years

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look! 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

delightfullyodd 3 years

THE village of Mildenhall in Suffolk is in uproar after a puddle appeared on a country road. Villagers are still in disbelief at the mass of water which measures 17 inches by 5 inches approximately. ...

He was... The People's Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners 5
ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he's been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il. North Korean officials were apparently impressed by...

Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral. 2
delightfullyodd 3 years

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee 0
grottymonty 3 years

That's me in the tower...

S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Inspired by - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...

Osborne books Grasse hotel room to boycott IMF euro rescue plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Men warned Military Wives download is just a bunch of women singing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Train companies announce excuses to increase by an average of 5.9% next year 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Newcastle Footballer to have an early testesmonial 1
Iamthestig 3 years
'Top stocking filler' for gang bosses revealed to be severed prostitute's leg 0
dicky37 3 years

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Olympic Stadium may be used as a concentration camp, says Cameron. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
It’s Dear Diana all over again, say North Koreans 3
Stan 3 years

The outbursts of emotional distress following the passing of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached...

Kim Jong il dies of heart attack after renewing annual peak fare season ticket. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg: "I don't want to live like 1950's housewife, I want a career" 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong-eun `delighted` to make it to second interview for supreme leader job. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years

"It`s enough to have made it this far" says hopeful youngster...

Oxford Police 'lost for words' by violence at underground 'scrabble' evenings 1
Username 3 years

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

Cameron looking forward to first PM's Christian Time 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Welcome, Glorious Pretender 1
middenview 3 years

In an attempt to avoid inbreeding, but still maintain the leadership virtues of being short, fat, vain, and intensely irritating to the South, the North Korean government has appointed Alex Salmond...