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| Dr Fox faked qualifications say BMA. more soon | 1 |  |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Experts probe missing 'b' in Babacombe.more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Thieves take advice and Rob McElwee. more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Giant Hobnob could be used to soak up leaking Texas Tea. more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Isle of Wight to be Cut in Spending Revue | 2 | |
Quaz | 3 years |
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Under pressure to find billions in savings in the upcoming spending revue, the UKs Con-Dem government is considering closing the Isle of Wight for the foreseeable future. “We have to look at where... |
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| US media reports awareness of World Cup dangerously low | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Viewers confused by unexplained cancellation of Basil Brush Show repeats | 2 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Tracey Connelly's appeal depends on police finding sadistic fox. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Kenneth Williams and Deirdre Barlow duet tipped to be Christmas No1. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Terrorist badgers agree to start culling Welsh dairy farmers. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Taxi Cab Federation Report Fare Jumping' At Record Low & Hefty Tips' On Increase | 0 | |
Ddigon o broblem | 3 years |
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More to follow... |
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| MOD Plan Recruitment Drive With North West Cabbies For Helmand Province | 0 | |
Ddigon o broblem | 3 years |
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More to follow... |
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| Sesame Street's Big Bird threatens class action lawsuit against BP | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| David Furnish's literal nightmare. | 3 | |
Zadok the second | 3 years |
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David Furnish, Elton John’s life partner has spoken out about his battle with Literals Disease. This debilitating illness has robbed Furnish of the ability to perceive metaphor and idiom, leaving... |
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| Need a Workout? | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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Babacombe - great for a workout... |
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| Palace announce Senokot as official sponsor of the Queens 60 years on the throne | 3 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| Ulrika Johnson formally identifies York gladiator remains | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Landed gentry back at sea | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| New Fire Code for Special Needs Schools, Stop, Drop and Drool | 3 | |
Havaan | 3 years |
| Football widows demand better pensions | 2 | |
Mary Evans | 3 years |
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A demonstration of wives and girlfriends left widowed by the World Cup has marched through London today, insisting that they should be better cared for by the British government. ‘Our boys are... |
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| "I'm in a rock and roll band " snub implied in Cable death | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Spellbound, gym troupe guaranteed record contract | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me.'... |
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| Border control bureaucracy to blame for Hitler's 1939 European invasion | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Documents released today by the Foreign Office attribute the start of World War 2, to an over zealous Polish Border Control worker. It has been revealed that during 1939 , Adolf Hitler had planned... |
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| Golden syrup 'much less popular than blonde or brunette' says hairpiece maker | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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More soon. (Not entirely sure where my recent head-hair fixation has come from)... |
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| Laws in early return to cabinet in new post of "official receiver" | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| GiftsForTheWife.com still waiting for Private Browsing Boost | 8 | |
Golgo13 | 3 years |
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GiftsForTheWife.com admitted to shareholders in a statement yesterday that the availability of private browsing functions on Microsoft Explorer, the most widely-used internet browser, had failed to... |
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| Vince to issue 'Cable Unplugged' album | 1 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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To feature: Lay your Money Down; Money, Money, Money; Give me Money and others... |
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| UK pedantry on the rise | 8 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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The mystical 'black art' of pedantry, thought to have been lost throughout Europe during the Renaissance, is experiencing a resurgence in England and is spreading further through the British Isles... |
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| Jail for dog lover | 4 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| UK workers' dismay as successful union suicide ballot fails to bolster pay | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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