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As A Final Cruelty, Thatcher Deprives Alternative Comedians Of A Living By Dying 0
Titus 24.04.13 2:06pm
Titus
World's Religions Unite To Condemn New "Church Of Doubt"

An almost universal wave of condemntion, outrage, threats, ex-communication, denouncement, hatred, fatwa and jehad has greeted news of the foundation of a new religion based on doubt, uncertainty and...

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Titus 24.04.13 2:05pm
AReader
CoE still 'concerned' with Snoop Dogg conversion to their faith

Snoop Lion, formally Snoop Dog, has announced his conversion to the Church of England after being won round by the culture of openness to tea, cakes, and very mild religion., The overly relaxed rap...

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thisisall1word 24.04.13 2:03pm
AReader
Ben Elton and Comedy have announced they are to split after 30 years

In a statement the pair said, 'We wanted to finish on a high, but that horse has bolted, so we’re ending with “The Wright Way” instead’. Tweeters were quick off the mark last night and this...

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Ian Searle 24.04.13 1:50pm
Titus
We remember JLS - because we had forgotten them

Some more soon...

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Sally1985 24.04.13 1:43pm
Sally1985
JLS reform as JSA 1
johnnydobbo 24.04.13 1:40pm
Sally1985
Victory declared in ‘War on Bees’

Cynics scoffed and said that it would go the same way as the ‘War on Terror’ and the ‘War on Drugs’, two more scourges of mankind that were too ubiquitous to fight properly. Yet as of today,...

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Oxbridge 24.04.13 1:37pm
Sally1985
Burps become bollocks in onomatopoeic shake-up

Bollocks narrowly squeezed out arse to become the new official word for 'the sound made when one expels gas from ones mouth' in guidelines issued by the British Onomatopoeic Office this morning....

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Idiot 24.04.13 12:42pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Suarez interested in Munchinglad'sback

more transfer news soon...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 24.04.13 12:37pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
DFS release single to fill gap in market

Furniture retailer, DFS, has been accused of 'jumping on an ill thought-out bandwagon' after they announced that their board was to release a single and embark on a nationwide tour. the move follows...

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monkeyrepublic 24.04.13 12:03pm
monkeyrepublic
One Direction become ODS

They already stink say JLS!...

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victimms 24.04.13 11:25am
victimms
Man Arrested For Selling Fake-Bomb-Detector-Sales-Bribe Detectors

Arthur Farthingdale was arrested today, charged with fraudulently supplying devices which he had claimed were capable of determining whether bribes had been used in order to secure the sales of...

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Titus 24.04.13 10:53am
Boutros
Pope John Paul II to be fast-tracked to sainthood “for not fucking kids”... 3
Tripod 24.04.13 10:19am
reforse
Satan and all his minions deny that Hellish Cooling is a major problem 1
simonjmr 24.04.13 9:49am
Titus
JLS to split ... then later reform as LSJ

London School of Journalism not concerned...

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Kramaring 24.04.13 9:42am
Kramaring
JLS urged to split before tour.

Please god!...

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Pigeon of Wisdom 24.04.13 9:14am
Pigeon of Wisdom
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QorbeQ 24.04.13 9:12am
QorbeQ
Theresa May "Frustrated" 1
reforse 24.04.13 8:51am
Jesse Bigg
Co-op accused of scrapping Lloyds Bank deal on JLS split day 0
simonjmr 24.04.13 8:18am
simonjmr
JLS to split in Four Directions 1
Dick Everyman 24.04.13 7:51am
Gerontius
Nurses crisis latest; dancing down 10%

Nurse leaders have said the crisis in the nursing profession had reached new heights as the average nurse only spent 7 hours a week in dance practice. President of the Royal College of Nursing, Mr...

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apepper 24.04.13 7:19am
Al OPecia
Scottish independence scrapped after talk of losing a pound

more soon....

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ginty 24.04.13 6:12am
ginty
Blair and Bush push to restart WMD search after admitting McCormick supply

More soon Hat tip to Tripod...

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Not Amused 23.04.13 10:11pm
Not Amused
Farmers warn that perfect weather could impact on crops

by way of a change...

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camz 23.04.13 10:07pm
Titus
Apple reports a fall from the tree. More soon 0
JoeBradley 23.04.13 9:59pm
JoeBradley
Shock as James McCormick also supplied lie detectors to 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'.

Doubts have also been cast on the results of their DNA tests after Luke Skywalker is proved not to be Darth Vader's son, and Tesco burgers are 100% beef...

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Ian Searle 23.04.13 9:53pm
Ian Searle
Whoops 0
Ian Searle 23.04.13 9:49pm
Ian Searle
Men who sold fake promises to Iraq still at large 0
Sir Lupus 23.04.13 9:43pm
Sir Lupus
ITV censured for decades of lightweight programmes 0
Sir Lupus 23.04.13 9:38pm
Sir Lupus
Up to half of all designer label bomb detectors fake, warn police 0
sydalg 23.04.13 9:11pm
sydalg