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Palestinians get EuroVision Song Contest vote 0
Perks 3 years

The people of Palestine are to get a vote in the EuroVision song contest. The move has been critised by many other countries, fearing they will only ever give twelve points to their friends and...

“I’d probably bang Bale” admits Warnock 0
Tim Collins 3 years

Self-proclaimed football manager Neil Warnock said Sunday that he received an incredible amount of sexual satisfaction from watching opponents score goals against his Queens Park Rangers team and...

Average wait for adoption now 86 years; "we have to be cautious" 0
apepper 3 years

Local authorities have attracted criticism about the length of time required to process adoption. "It's diabolical.", said Mr X, who is waiting for his adoption request to be completed. "The...

Offenders whose benefits are cut 'could start robbing' says expert 2
roybland 3 years

Government plans to dock £25 a week from benefit claimants who pay fines could encourage them to turn to robbery, according to some experts.,  , Eight-year-old Amanda Stone explained:,  , 'Say...

Cox pussy snatch tale comes to satisfying climax 1
medici2471 3 years
Male pattern baldness surges - World on verge of new recession 0
button 3 years
Sporting world shocked as Baseball World series won by an American team 3
virtuallywill 3 years

Rounders later...

F1 rebels against clocks going back - hour head start "only way to pass Vettel" 0
butagirl 3 years
Saville's last words: Bye then, bye then, ahahahahahahahahah. 0
martin2381 3 years
Hamilton unable to pee with Button next to him. Jealous of power. More Soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Npower blames energy price hikes on increased Ofgem fines 0
greg various 3 years
McDonalds to take over UK Adoption Agency. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall in uproar...

Savile Death a Giant Hoax: Home Secretary 0
Drylaw 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May spoke out last night on a special Public Information Broadcast which cut into all UK TV channels. "Good evening. I have to tell you that our nation has been the victim of...

Confused technophobe spends half an hour phoning lost slippers 6
Clarky 3 years

A 49-year-old Wantage woman, who has had the same Motorola Razr flip-phone since 2004, spent 27 minutes recently, trying to locate her missing bedroom slippers by phoning them. ‘I rang a number...

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vertical 3 years
X factor loses direction as contestants need help getting from A to B 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Men now 'only good for one thing' claims institute of evolution 9
Screenie 3 years

At just after eight yesterday afternoon Miss Annabel Walker, with only the support and guidance of her mother over the telephone, expertly pulled off the classic pint glass and envelope technique to...

Proposed new Viagra research program put in the too-hard basket 0
DorsetBoy 3 years
Jaded stripper says it's all "tit for tat" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Rick Santorum Caught Shoplifting, Blames Gays, Google 1
Textbook 3 years
Surfer on broken website discovers missing link 4
Screenie 3 years
Harry DNA results refute Nicholas Witchell royal paternity claims 1
medici2471 3 years
Harry Redknapp suggests Neil Warnock despised enough to become next England boss 1
CJWorkman 3 years

"Wouldn't be an upset."...

Kate and Wills: we probably won't bother having kids 14
grumblechops 3 years

Monarchists took a sharp intake of breath when Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge suggested she and William "aren't really the parenty type, to be honest". The DILF continued "There's so much of the...

Hosni Mubarak to attend Halloween party dressed as himself 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Jimmy Savile 'no loner', claims loner 0
medici2471 3 years
No-one bothers to protest at BNP conference 0
medici2471 3 years
Tabak's ex's sorrow for victim's family, claims "I'm chocked" 0
medici2471 3 years
Marr presses Cameron for an answer, "How are we getting home?" 0
medici2471 3 years
Monumental Mason refuses to carve "How's About That Then" on Savile Gravestone 0
Drylaw 3 years