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| Piers Morgan is On Route to Visit UK Forces in Afghanistan | 5 |  |
thisisall1word | 3 years |
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Much Loved TV star Piers Morgan is flying out to pay a morale boosting visit to UK troops stationed in Helmand Province, Afghanistan. Army Generals and MOD officials have ensured that such a high... |
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| West Country separatists threaten new cold war. | 3 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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The county of North Somerset has threatened insurrection if it is not granted the status of an independent state after members of the parish council voted unanimously to pull out of the UK. The move... |
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| Ed Milliband asks Kinnock to withdraw support as Gary Glitter had asked earlier | 1 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Milibands to join forces as Dedward | 0 | |
exigo | 3 years |
| Plane crash: 'no one seriously killed' | 1 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Duchess of York lauded for finding a use for Prince Andrew | 3 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Surgeons fail in attempt to remove Bono's enlarged ego. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Have To Be Wary of...... | 1 | |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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You have to be wary of dustbinmen (garbage men) these days, as they are all followers of bin laden... |
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| Tory Government allows Liberals to give bad news | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Empowering the Lib-Dem M.P's... |
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| Ashes to ashes sequel announced | 1 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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"Tin Machine" sees Gene Hunt team up with a group of youngstersand nobody cares... |
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| Police say there will be no arrests as bomb factory is discovered | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/74/46/744647_995b931b.jpg... |
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| "Tortoise theft up 50%" | 0 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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little shelly bastards keep nicking my lettuce... |
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| Prisons choose a Dorothy most nights | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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some are taken up the aisle... |
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| Viewers complain they can't tell Dorothy from the dog | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 3 years |
| Science News | 1 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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NASA to launch probe to ascertain if there is intelligent life on Earth more soon... |
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| No Real Change at Number 10 Downing Street | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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Brown out. Fake Tan Man in... |
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| A Case of Doctors and Pine Teachests Not Mixing | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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My youngest was suffering a bad cold and our local doctor was kind enough to call at our house to see how she was. But, somehow our pine teachest got in the way a little. You see, we had a few... |
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| Guardian issues apology | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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The Guardian issued an apology today for referring to the government as "The Coalite Government" because as we all know, coalite burns bright for a short while, then fades rapidly away to nothing... |
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| Ed Balls aims to improve his chances by changing his name to Miliband. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 3 years |
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Although Miliband Balls doesn't really sound right... |
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| European Obesity Day | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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That celebratory menu in full (aujourd'hui est un grand succès) Camembert Debonnaire et pomme frites (Super-size!), Wiener Schnitzel au Pretzel et pomme frites (Super-size!), Frikadeller... |
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| PM Cameron, Friend or Foe of the Environment? | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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Since Cameron became the leader of the Tory Party, I and a few others in my little social circle (the lads down at the pub) have often wondered if he has been jetting off on the odd weekend to warmer... |
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| Andrew Lloyd Webber launches search for Jesus Christ | 5 | |
allmyownstunts | 3 years |
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(trouble with this one is that after successfully tracking down Dorothy, Joseph and Nancy,he very probably WILL)... |
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| Chinese kiss punctures lung and displaces kidneys | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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Kissers advised to procede with extreme care. Chinese government may set up 'safe kissers' registry'... |
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| Beckham flies to Afghanistan. | 2 | |
red | 3 years |
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misses airport by a couple of inches. More soon. http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/beckham-s.jpg... |
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| Coalition says being united on Afghan War does not mean coming second | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Discarded red tape 'killing fishing industry' | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Beth Tweddle awarded MBE with uneven bar | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Director Loach submits actor to torture to give him audience’s perspective | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Man has coronary to avoid sex | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Pope denounces same sex coalition as ‘an abomination’ | 8 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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Pope Benedict XVI has described the new coalition government between Nick Clegg and David Cameron as ‘an abomination’ and ‘an insidious and dangerous threat to society.’ Speaking to pilgrims... |
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