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"50 Shades of Grayling" in which a twat tries to dominate men in bondage 0
Not Amused 24.03.14 11:38pm
Not Amused
Tv presenter decked by youths 0
Bigglesworth 24.03.14 11:23pm
Bigglesworth
All conspiracy theories come from committee of shape-shifting aliens

Experts in shape-shifting aliens, temporal protection agents and other idiots have said that there is conclusive absence of contradictory evidence that every conspiracy theory is being produced by a...

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apepper 24.03.14 10:42pm
Titus
New IQ test gives highest score to those who ignore IQ tests 0
Dumbnews 24.03.14 10:14pm
Dumbnews
David Cameron welcomes Andre Marriner to his Vision Team

Shoulda gone to Specsavers!...

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custard cream 24.03.14 9:07pm
custard cream
Sochi G1 Summit to go ahead as planned says Putin 1
Bigglesworth 24.03.14 8:22pm
bonjonelson
£5bn NHS fraud "not enough to interest us" says G4S 1
Andy Gilder 24.03.14 7:38pm
deskpilot3
Mugged Tourist In Ukraine Stranded As Friends Disbelieve His Desperate Emails 0
Titus 24.03.14 7:18pm
Titus
Panic Among Satirists As Biscuits Are Rationed On Health Grounds 0
Titus 24.03.14 7:12pm
Titus
27m floating object could have been British navy 1
Underconstruction 24.03.14 7:10pm
Titus
All new Priests to automatically go on Sex Offenders Register confirms Vatican 0
bookiesfriend 24.03.14 7:02pm
bookiesfriend
Objects in Indian Ocean identified as flotsam & some jet 6
Backup Brian 24.03.14 6:51pm
godly1966
Britain to Send Aircraft Carrier to the Black Sea – in 2025

Rear Admiral Benbow admitted [i]‘We have not actually got a carrier right now, bit of a cock up in the ordering department, but mark my words as soon as we get one and have done the work up, we...

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Guillermo De Snookio 24.03.14 6:03pm
bonjonelson
Catholic church apologises for apologising too much 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:44pm
Underconstruction
Andre Marrine sentences 528 Egyptians to death

Following on from the debacle of sending off the wrong player in Chelsea's 6-0 drubbing of Arsenal, this much maligned Premiership referee has cracked down on 1,200 supporters of the Muslim...

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Wrenfoe 24.03.14 5:22pm
Wrenfoe
Frenchman posed as football manager for 1000 matches 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:13pm
Underconstruction
‘Broken homes’ Mother’s day ranking cards hailed as a ‘Great success’

Hallmark, the world’s largest greeting card business is delighted with the take-up of its ‘Mother’s day rankings cards’ which are targeted at children from broken homes. The cards, which...

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antharrison 24.03.14 5:12pm
Al OPecia
Gallery to exhibit dark and slightly sinister paintings by Vincent Van Goth 2
Smart Alex 24.03.14 5:08pm
Al OPecia
Childrens' party host apologises for 'pin the tail on the Indian Ocean' gaff 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:07pm
Underconstruction
Little Mix get their period

MTF every month...

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Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:04pm
Underconstruction
Dinosaur nuggets found to contain no dinosaur

A leading frozen food company has apologised after batches of its dinosaur nuggets were found to contain mainly chicken. MTF...

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Underconstruction 24.03.14 5:00pm
Underconstruction
Sir Trevor McDonald to appeal against red card received whilst watching Arsenal 0
Underconstruction 24.03.14 4:57pm
Underconstruction
Pistorius trial extended to mid-May due to excellent ticket sales 9
Andy Gilder 24.03.14 4:32pm
Titus
Plane bitz in C 4 defo. Plz #out hotel tomoz L8test. Soz. Malaysia Gov. 0
Ironduke 24.03.14 4:27pm
Ironduke
Brahms 'n' Liszt to split, due to "artistic differences"

Popular cockney music combo Brahms and Liszt, best known for their 80's chart- topper "Getting elephants down the rubber", have announced that they are going their separate ways. Bearded pianist...

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Son of Barnabas 24.03.14 4:12pm
NewBiscuit
Snowden’s neck mole calling shots?

Snowden’s neck mole calling shots? Hero, traitor or victim of dermatological mind control? Researchers at the Newark Institute of Influencing Sciences have put forward a new theory for...

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teleport 24.03.14 3:21pm
teleport
'Do I look like I have a f**king Nectar Card' Shane MacGowan tells cashier 0
bookiesfriend 24.03.14 2:22pm
bookiesfriend
Decriminalisation of licence fee dodging "symptomatic of dangerous BBC liberalis

A right-wing think-tank has slammed the proposed move to decriminalise those who don't pay the BBC licence fee as "yet another example of dangerous permissive thinking" at the corporation. The...

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gnarlyb 24.03.14 2:04pm
gnarlyb
Radio 3 to merge with Buzzfeed. Expect more Liszt 0
Andy Gilder 24.03.14 1:00pm
Andy Gilder
Archeologist discovers ancient woman buried under layers of makeup 1
Dumbnews 24.03.14 12:58pm
Son of Barnabas