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|Patients urge govt. to reconsider asking civil servants to stand in for surgeons||13||
|Benefit cheat 'Disabled' man danced at wedding in Cana of Galilee||0||
|Egyptian protests blamed on The Bangles||5||
|‘The Riots’ stage show is to be followed up by ‘Rape! – The Musical’||3||
The release of a politically-charged show in London’s Tricycle theatre based on the recent riots has already triggered frantic scribbles by other playwrights wanting to use ‘Broken Britain’...
|L’oreal customers will have to prove ‘they’re worth it’.||0||
Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - ‘L’oreal: because I’m worth it’ – the cosmetics giant has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they...
|December expected to be the most average for 200 years||2||
The meteological office has predicted that Britain will be in the grip of the most typical winter weather since records began. "We haven't had a typical December for many years.", explained a...
|wrong bloke. Oops.||7||
|Apple stores to honor black friday by doubling all prices||0||
|Euro Vision team set to tune-up economy during crisis||5||
Leaked minutes from a high-level meeting of European government leaders in Belgium has proved an embarrassing reminder to Europeans that their politicians do not necessarily all sing from the same...
|Man stays on web page after seeing ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up||4||
Lee Hall, from Orpington, has become the first ever person to stay on a web page after having been confronted with the ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up. The solitary click marks a stunning...
|New government scheme creates jobs for 16 17 year olds. More soon.||2||
|Moves to ban 'vajazzling' as doctors discover gigantic cyst in woman's vagina||0||
When 38-year-old Tracey Irving went to her beauty salon for a Brazilian wax, she never dreamed it would have catastrophic results. Tracey explains: "After my therapist had finished she sprinkled...
|IOW farmer ridicules wind farm: "as if we don't have enough wind already"||0||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
|Adele to deliver Royal Institution Christmas Lecture||0||
In a shock move, the Royal Institution has announced its annual Christmas lecture will be delivered by the pop singer Adele. Entitled "Inflammable Precipitation", the 23 year old will expound on her...
|Widespread demands for inquiry into claims Sienna Miller is an actress||1||
||Duncan Biscuit||3 years|
|Levi goes back to his Roots after tasty 'Reggae Reggae' sauce drama.||0||
||Bryan with a Y||3 years|
High Court Judge branded him a jerk...
|David Beckham trapped in a clothes horse...||5||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
Another child on the way...
|BBC to bring back "One Man and his Dog"....BENTON!!!!!||4||
||Son of Barnabas||3 years|
|Gardening equipment manufacturer will use cutting-hedge technology||4||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Francis Maude calls for volunteer Air Traffic Controllers on TUC day of action||7||
more soon from the Prize C**t no doubt...
|Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings||1||
While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknownst to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is...
|It’s Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt||1||
||bobo lutz||3 years|
Bo, the Obama’s two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the...
|RFU reveals truth of England's rugby campaign "Just the Bullingdon Club on tour"||0||
|Andre fears Jordan snatch||2||
|IOW Broadcasting Corporation planning ambitious "Coast" series||6||
|Katie Price's next TV show to be shot in H-Double D.||0||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
|Berlusconi To Replace Andrew At RFU||0||
||Mike Turbine-Hamilton||3 years|
|Highways Agency re-names M6 ‘Museum of brake lights’, charges £5 entry fee||0||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
Money raised to provide vital funding for more fucking roadworks and average speed cameras...
|BBC News forced to broadcast news during Leveson adjournment||0||
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