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West Midlands woman's life in ruins after bus passengers see her in front room 9
Oxbridge 3 years

It was only a five-second lapse in concentration but it was enough to ruin 48 years of hard work. For in the five seconds between opening the curtains and realising the problem, Joan Bonsall, 72, it...

New Ferrari criticized for being too affordable 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Ecclestone Found After 'Losing Moral Compass in Desert' Scare 0
pinxit 3 years

Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has been found 'wandering around the desert' after a full-scale search was launched for the missing billionaire in Bahrain. Ecclestone was driving alone in the...

School violin teacher admits 'Kiddy Fiddlers' not the best company name 5
kimllfixit 3 years
Enid Blyton to print 'Five get extradited to US' and 'Five get a life sentence' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Osborne 'shock' that rich have more money 0
Mrs Olly Murs 3 years
Harley Street Gynaecologist in 'Rug Doctor' copyright row 1
AledW 3 years
Chelsea Football Club Forced To Change Its Name 19
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Due to a crackdown by local trading officers, re misleading trade names, Chelsea FC have been forced to change their name to Hammersmith FC. In response to this, Fulham FC, which is a genuine...

Zebedee to star in new Hollywood Arab Spring movie 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Millionaire tax avoiders 'shock' chancellor 1
Mick99 3 years

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said he is "shocked" that some of the UK's richest people have organised their finances so that they pay virtually no income tax. Mr Osborne...

Helmand alarm as marine opens grenade box to find it full of chocolate eggs 0
pinxit 3 years
Mule admonished for being as stubborn as a man 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Jealous mountaineers confused by feelings of shardenfreude 0
nickb 3 years
Enormous metaphor sunk by the tip of a synecdoche. 2
Lemon difficult 3 years
Man traumatised by being "well balanced, happy and normal" 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It's held me back for years, no one can understand the stigma and trauma I experience everyday, by not being depressed, harrassed, stressed or victimised, the tipping point came this morning with...

British Airways says Abu Hamza must have blunt plastic hooks to board plane 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

With appolgies to Dominic_Mcg...

Rangers relaunches as Glasgow's Islamic Football Team 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Glasgow Rangers have successfully come out of administration today having been bought by a Middle Eastern Oil Company. Dubai Oil Services or DubaiOS as it is also known, today overcame its final...

"Good job none of us woke up" 0
Bismarck 3 years

say 1000 women Bill Roache allegedly slept with...

Extradition fiasco as airport security stops Abu Hamza from boarding plane. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Woman marries iPhone 5
antharrison 3 years

After a whirlwind romance, 45 year-old Daphne Haynes is set to become the first woman to marry her iPhone 4. "Dashing good looks and a drawsome personality meant it was love at first sight. I...

Journalists “to be allowed to bring board games to work” on slow news days 0
nickb 3 years

Monopoly, Scrabble and Cluedo are among the games top journalists will be allowed to play when fresh news is in short supply, according to new guidelines published today. Journalists and editors...

Manchester Universities to investigate students reported to be sober on ferry. 0
Not Amused 3 years
Care Home standards to be assessed by new TV game show 'Total Arse Wipe' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Michael Burke secures voice-over role in Hunger games sequel 0
Iamthestig 3 years
James Cameron to release 3D adaptation 'Sponge Bob Cube Pants' 4
Perks 3 years
Health & Safety Executive reclassify LSD tablets as "Trip Hazards" 0
seymour totti 3 years
Sky Movies funds first UK film as production on The Ongar Games begins 0
simonjmr 3 years
Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers 6
SimonJJames 3 years

The much anticipated second coming of the Son of God finally came to pass yesterday disrupting the traditional April Thames Boat Race of Oxford versus Cambridge. Jesus was spotted walking on the...

Titanic memorial cruise may not follow original route exactly 7
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Billy Zane's movie career the latest relic at Titanic exhibition 0
Iamthestig 3 years