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| Every TV show in the Autumn schedules “to feature Stephen Fry” | 4 |  |
Mathna | 3 years |
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The BBC, ITV and Sky joined forces last night to announce that every single programme to be shown on British television over the next six months will, on pain of death, feature Stephen Fry in some... |
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| Gove to promote English as a modern foreign language in English schools | 0 | |
Rogertrout | 3 years |
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Michael Gove has shown his enthusiasm for the teaching of languages by promoting the teaching of english as a modern foreign language in selected primary schools., 'Some schools have pupils who... |
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| New cuts: Navy ordered to use Cat 'o' Seven Tails and reduce to Five by 2013. | 2 | |
Iscariot | 3 years |
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More cuts are expected... |
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| X -Factor loser donates whole body to science | 0 | |
Rogertrout | 3 years |
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August May, one of the losing finalists in the X-Factor has offered her body to science. This is more surprising that it seems in that she wants this to take effect immediately. Miss May, who... |
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| UK's first Cannibal Restaurant closes after losing Head Chef | 2 | |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| Brand Refused Canada entry: Documents incorrectly stated profession "comedian". | 3 | |
Al OPecia | 3 years |
| Grandpa recounts vivid tails from his younger days as a jerk | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Olympic Stadium confirms it will cater for mixed-races. Jessica Ennis pleased. | 0 | |
kga6 | 3 years |
| THE FUHRER DECLAIMS | 1 | |
yuri_nahl | 3 years |
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Before I became the Fuhrer ,, To lead the German masses,, I had to wear a monocle,, Because I couldn't afford real glasses... |
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| THE PARABLE OF THE SHORT-LEGGED DONKEY | 11 | |
yuri_nahl | 3 years |
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The Lord also said, "For those who hath forsaken Me, (because of the boil on my nose,) I curse thee to having a boil on thy anus, and the boil will have an abundance of redness, large diameter and... |
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| THE BISHOP DESCENDS INTO HELL. | 10 | |
yuri_nahl | 3 years |
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While I explained the apparent similarity of Father Damien Karras's name and Father Damien Karras's name, Father Damien Karras is actually the father of Father Damien Karrras. The Father having... |
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| No bailout of Greece, Met Office warns | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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, , , , , As Britons bask in October temperatures higher than in Athens, the Met Office has warned that the UK will not bailout Greece as that country's sunshine reserves fall., ,... |
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| Cricketer with gun goes for a duck | 4 | |
kga6 | 3 years |
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more soon (Edit from, Cricketer with gun out for a duck) Vote now... |
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| Summer to stay as Met Police/Office team up to predict daylight robberies | 0 | |
kga6 | 3 years |
| Nicorette to offer menthol patches | 0 | |
nickb | 3 years |
| Current generation claim "Sudoku puzzles were harder back in our day" | 0 | |
kga6 | 3 years |
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Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, has come under fire today amidst further claims that the sudoku puzzle has been "dumbed down". The claims look certain to force a Government U-turn on... |
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| Long John Silver to rethink underwear choices | 0 | |
nickb | 3 years |
| 'I never was the egg man' reveals Walrus | 0 | |
nickb | 3 years |
| Ministers to consider raising the speed of light | 7 | |
Screenie | 3 years |
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When the speed was first 'discovered' it was thought that nothing would even get remotely close and evidence has recently been discovered that suggests the scientists in question simply wrote down... |
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| Government let down dementia sufferers with broken promises... | 0 | |
Ironduke | 3 years |
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to be fair, if you're going to break a promise to anyone... |
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| Jeremy Hunt to perform Vagina Monologues at Tory conference fringe event. | 1 | |
nickb | 3 years |
| Fleetwood Mac sued by Apple | 1 | |
Iscariot | 3 years |
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More i-soon... |
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| Long John Silver berates pirates for taking disabled woman instead of wheelchair | 0 | |
Runestone Cowboy | 3 years |
| Second-hand Tardis seller denies claim it's been clocked | 0 | |
Runestone Cowboy | 3 years |
| Apple deny stealing '3 way call' technology from conference pears | 0 | |
Runestone Cowboy | 3 years |
| Sky News editors' panic: 'Jacko manslaughter' defendant may change plea | 0 | |
dvo4fun | 3 years |
| Guardian latest: still no evidence Bullingdon Club took Britain into illegal war | 0 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
| Kitten stolen - MP's wife fingered in snatch | 14 | |
Screenie | 3 years |
| Nintendo target people bored of video games with the launch of the N-Wii | 4 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Al-Qaeda to sue Ahmadinejad for stealing their thunder | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
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