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Council worker lifts lid on emptying wheelie bins 1
weematt 08.02.13 12:11pm
Kramaring
Captain Birds Eye quizzed as Child DNA found in Fish Fingers ...

More soon shipmates!...

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Kramaring 08.02.13 12:10pm
Kramaring
Butchers to be on stand-by at Grand National 2013 0
Dick Everyman 08.02.13 12:07pm
Dick Everyman
Waitrose introduce Heston's new 'Equine' range 0
medici2471 08.02.13 12:00pm
medici2471
Mad cow disease risk very low in our products claims Findus PR dept. 1
MADJEZ 08.02.13 11:57am
Titus
Victoria Beckham found to be 30% clothes-horse. 0
sigmund 08.02.13 11:56am
sigmund
Findus Lasagne horse meat 'donated' by the Mafia

Investigations into the horse meat found in Findus lasagnes have uncovered a Mafia involvement. The meat is thought to have come from the horses’ heads that have been left on the pillow of the...

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Perks 08.02.13 11:52am
Perks
Findus launch new ready meal range : Paddock & Chips

sorry, head full of horse shit today...

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medici2471 08.02.13 11:51am
medici2471
Same-sex marriage angers cloth

The legalisation of same-sex marriages has enraged cardinals, bishops and so on throughout the ecclesiastical crevice. Bishop Brendan Barber of Bishopgate foamed at his pulpit for seven hours...

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Mik Bulk 08.02.13 11:45am
beau-jolly
Shergar's last wish revealed : 'Please Find us' 0
medici2471 08.02.13 11:09am
medici2471
Waitrose pies found to contain traces of Lord Lucan 0
medici2471 08.02.13 11:05am
medici2471
Traces of horse DNA found in Today Programme racing tips 0
Scroat 08.02.13 10:57am
Scroat
Bird's eye found in Findus food. 0
pinxit 08.02.13 10:56am
pinxit
Tesco Fish Fingers test positive for sea horse. 1
godly1966 08.02.13 10:46am
godly1966
Long faces observed in the Findus boardroom 0
charlies_hat 08.02.13 9:02am
charlies_hat
Findus caught flogging a dead horse. 0
wallster 08.02.13 8:23am
wallster
ADVERT: Have you been the victim of a groping which wasn't your fault?

Here at 'Voyeurs 4 U' we're constantly watching your arse - so if anyone man-handles it we'll help YOU sue the arse off THEM...

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The Last Detail 08.02.13 3:03am
The Last Detail
Gove : "Media Studies GCSE course work was a Bridge Too Far"

aye thankyou...

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Scronnyglonkle 08.02.13 1:36am
dvo4fun
An idiot's guide to...Facebook

With the Internet becoming more and more popular, you may have heard of a thing called a 'Facebook'. Although you may initially think this is some kind of photo album, or a catalogue of police...

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Perks 08.02.13 1:29am
Perks
'It's just horses for courses' says French lasagne supplier 3
Idiot 07.02.13 11:49pm
charlies_hat
Ronaldinho: loosing to England was like a kick in the teeth. 1
Blake 07.02.13 10:53pm
Blake
Swine Flu Jab is Unsuitable for Muslims, Vegetarians and Equestrians

Ministry of Health and NHS officials last week reluctantly agreed to test the Swine Flu (H1 N1) Vaccine for equine DNA. At the same time the ministry confirmed that the vaccine already contained by...

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jenlon 07.02.13 10:38pm
jenlon
THE WHO TO TOUR ‘TOMMY’ FOR 38TH TIME

Pete Townsend today rounded on journalists who criticised the band for failing to produce any new material over the last twenty-five years. The comments came as the world-renowned rock band announced...

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Alfred Noakes 07.02.13 10:29pm
Alfred Noakes
Government U-turn on murder

More to follow...

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apepper 07.02.13 9:09pm
apepper
Gove plan for A-level U-turn 'baccalaureate'

Education Secretary Michael Gove is planning to replace core GCSE A-level qualifications with one A-level in U-turn Studies. 'It'll be a sort of baccalaureate in chopping and changing,' said a...

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roybland 07.02.13 8:58pm
roybland
Judge holds Dale Cregan in contempt for continually winking at him.

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2012/8/13/187294/default/v1/dale-cregan-1-522x293.jpg...

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MADJEZ 07.02.13 8:10pm
MADJEZ
Shock as little known celebrity makes BBC series that doesn't feature railways 0
custard cream 07.02.13 8:03pm
custard cream
DNA tests confirm, recently imported meat contains 0.0006% Polish fingers 0
hero2zero 07.02.13 7:46pm
hero2zero
The NHS is the envy of the world, agree Burma, Saudi Arabia and North Korea 0
Ian 07.02.13 7:11pm
Ian
Man plans Valentine's Day box of chocolates surprise

A thirty-eight-year-old Swindon man is planning to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day with a wrapped box of chocolates. Brian Palette said he had been thinking about a Valentine's Day...

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roybland 07.02.13 6:55pm
roybland