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Cheryl Cole 'Isn't Very Important' shock.

There was widespread shock across the country today when it was suddenly discovered that whether Cheryl Cole mimed on 'The Voice' or not doesn't really matter. A spokesman for the BBCs flagship...

TheNewsWalrus 29.05.12 10:49pm
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Krispy Creme fear anti-cookie legislation extension 0
simonjmr 28.05.12 3:57pm
NewsBiscuit faces ruin as cookie legislation comes into force

European Union legislation could spell the end for NewsBiscuit, internet experts warn. A new law introduced on 26 May means that websites must ensure that they have users' consent before using...

V Riddoch 28.05.12 3:52pm
V Riddoch
Shevchenko says there's "no real problem" with racism in Ukraine if you're white

White European fans have nothing to fear at Euro 2012 confirms Shevchenko More soon...

simonjmr 28.05.12 3:49pm
Scandal as Blair "I earned every penny of my £10,000 Leveson appearance fee" 0
simonjmr 28.05.12 3:45pm
Man announces intention of boycotting Diamond Jubilee celebrations

A sixty-nine-year-old Dewsbury man has said he will not take part in the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations. Fred Ashcroft has ignored every royal celebration since the Queen's coronation in 1953...

roybland 29.05.12 7:39am
Syria agrees ceasefire now everyone's dead. 0
MADJEZ 28.05.12 3:21pm
[x] This site uses cookies. If you don't like it, fuck right off. 5
bonjonelson 29.05.12 10:54am
"There's Wally!" the latest dumbing down of children's literature.

Parents and teachers have expressed surprise and concern about the popular "Where's Wally" books being added to the GCSE list of Set Texts. Sid Finch, who's son Rubin will study GCSE English from...

Boutros 29.05.12 11:33pm
Latest downturn in economy blamed on self-employed watching Leveson

The 0.5 % decline in the UK economy over the last quarter has been partly due to strangely warm weather in March, torrential rain in April and the overall dire situation in the Eurozone, according to...

Eskimo 28.05.12 3:08pm
Anti GM crop protesters mistakenly picket Vauxhall dealership 5
Scronnyglonkle 29.05.12 3:16pm
Commemorative bench space becoming "very limited" on Everest summit. 0
Tomfinger 28.05.12 12:30pm
Vicar and Taliban to star in new series of ''Love Thy Neighbour''

The BBC confirmed that it has commissioned a new series of cult classic comedy from the 1970's and has given it 21st Century update., The original had a white couple known as Mr and Mrs Honky living...

ND01 28.05.12 11:25am
Blair 'humbled' by Geordie welcome as chanting fans hail him as 'Wor Criminal' 0
ronseal 28.05.12 10:57am
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Rootin Tootin 28.05.12 10:35am
Rootin Tootin
UK Toffs Come 2nd Last to Norway in 2012 Redneck Games

The UK has suffered fresh embarrassment following the Eurovision humiliation with a 25th placing in the 2012 Redneck Olympics. The team selection process was slammed as the UK’s team – made up...

daneade 28.05.12 10:10am
Mollusk with extreme military background set to take part in Paralimpets 0
Underconstruction 28.05.12 9:30am
GM crop protestor wants to become cereal killer 0
Underconstruction 28.05.12 9:25am
Sinister group target London for exploitation event

Reporters have discovered that a group of wealthy individuals based in Switzerland are arranging to race men from ethnic minorities against each other for their amusement and entertainment this...

A Wagonload Of Monkeys 30.05.12 10:54am
Olymics committee sues molecule for copyright infringement

LOCOG has been granted an injunction at the high court against the so-called Olympicine molecule for its continued existence. The five-ringed molecule has been impounded by court bailiffs, and is...

C3-PO 28.05.12 7:08am
Local council installs tramp after clerical error

Disabled and elderly residents of a small West Midlands town have reacted angrily, following the installation of a tramp outside their local library., Wheelchair user Jack Payne had campaigned for...

Underconstruction 28.05.12 6:03am
Million pound fire at super discounter causes 300,000 pounds worth of damage. 0
Maverick 28.05.12 2:07am
Oldham resident in narrow escape; emigrates to Australia. 0
Maverick 28.05.12 2:02am
German tourists "could be given smaller towels" warn Greek hoteliers. 1
nickb 27.05.12 10:37pm
Windsor woman who has worked for sixty years forced to work longer

An 84-year-old Windsor woman who has worked for sixty years may have to continue working into her nineties because her son is an absolutely useless twat, according to Age UK. 'Her son should be...

roybland 29.05.12 9:03am
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New safety fears raised over GM crops after modified wheat attacks protestors

The long-term viability of genetically-modified crops has been called into question after members of the anti-GM group Take The Flour Back were viciously assaulted by roaming wheat columns larger...

Gary Stanton 27.05.12 11:05pm
Baroness Warsi hopeful of avoiding stoning over expenses scandal 0
roybland 27.05.12 6:26pm
Archaeologists discover banjo in neolithic burial site. More soon.

I wonder if there is any more than a ticker to this?...

Al OPecia 27.05.12 5:27pm
Spotty underachiever identifies oxymoron. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.05.12 1:56pm
Tracey Emin exhibits another load of old bollocks

Artist Tracey Emin's latest collection of old bollocks has been exhibited on Sunday's Andrew Marr show on BBC1. 'It was another brilliant exhibition of Tracey's unique talent for talking complete...

roybland 27.05.12 3:32pm
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