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Eric Pickles to drink all the water from the Somerset Levels.

Either that or he will put on Bermuda shorts and water bomb in the deep end the water will clear in seconds...

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Ian Searle 06.02.14 10:57am
Ian Searle
Tube strike: London overrun by suicidal people with no means of ending it all

Tube strike latest: London overrun by suicidal people with no means of ending it all With the underground network brought to a standstill by industrial action, the streets of London are said to be...

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Long Distance Clara 06.02.14 9:17am
Sinnick
Ed Miliband invents Democracy

In a stunning announcement Ed , sometimes known as the "clever one", of the famous Miliband brothers, declared he had discovered a way of letting ordinary people without famous left-wing intellectual...

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vulture1 06.02.14 9:12am
Sinnick
'Oh I see, those floods': Owen Patterson eye operation deemed a success 0
jimbothefirst 06.02.14 9:08am
jimbothefirst
"BANAL SEX" typo ruined my business, says porn boss 1
sydalg 06.02.14 9:07am
Wrenfoe
Halitosis threat to Winter Olympics 0
roybland 06.02.14 8:58am
roybland
Owen Patterson has emergency eye-eye surgery 1
antharrison 06.02.14 8:38am
BewsNiscuit
"Miracle pill" for manic depression dismissed as "bi-polo mint" 1
sydalg 06.02.14 7:33am
Squudge
Mexican castaway brings out Crewmate Recipe Book 0
sydalg 06.02.14 5:26am
sydalg
Greggs cream pie offer comes to a sticky end after ASA ruling 0
andhrimnir 05.02.14 10:52pm
andhrimnir
Independant Cornwall to float currency. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 05.02.14 9:32pm
Squudge
Sex pest teacher interferes with Thomas the Tank Engine. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.02.14 9:17pm
Al OPecia
Clegg fails to raise Lib-Dems from induced coma. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.02.14 9:12pm
Al OPecia
FIFA outrage over World Cup sex for 80p claim. 'Where's our cut' says spokesman.

More money making soon...

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MADJEZ 05.02.14 8:57pm
MADJEZ
Rebellious mathematician orders even number of items using Amazon Prime.

No more soon...

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deskpilot3 05.02.14 8:47pm
deskpilot3
New Sky drama 'Fleming' sure to be a hit with Fast Show fans.

A R S E ! http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/splicer/bob.jpg...

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MADJEZ 05.02.14 7:25pm
MADJEZ
Secret code-breaking centre cracked German Enigma machine

Bletchley Park, an estate in Buckinghamshire, was a secret government code-breaking centre during the Second World War, it has been revealed. Furthermore, it's believed that Bletchley code breakers...

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roybland 05.02.14 6:38pm
roybland
Aston Martin recalls 17,000 cars.

Recently released test footage from the 1960's, reveals a potential Health And Safety issue...

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rob box 05.02.14 6:30pm
rob box
Boris Bikes vote for strike action on weekend

By an overwhelmingly four to one majority London's Boris Bikes have voted for strike action this weekend. The ballot had a ninety eight per cent turn as the bikes push for better conditions, one bike...

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Scronnyglonkle 05.02.14 6:28pm
Scronnyglonkle
Fedup Somerseters….

….Ready to go Dutch? They do things differently there...

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Jesse Bigg 05.02.14 6:27pm
Jesse Bigg
Well I'll be....! Why do cockneys never finish their....? 3
Son of Barnabas 05.02.14 6:11pm
Not Amused
Newest facebook app offers more ways for you to show off 0
Dumbnews 05.02.14 5:33pm
Dumbnews
Scarlet Johansson reveals she ' loves helping people ' up to a point

Actress, millionaire and soft drinks spokesperson Scarlet Johansson has released a statement today explaining her controversial break with humanitarian charity Oxfam, revealing her work for the...

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Rowan van den Berg 05.02.14 4:37pm
Rowan van den Berg
Coalition to cut conjunction use. No ifs and buts 1
Not Amused 05.02.14 4:08pm
Son of Barnabas
Give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach him to fish he can live in Somerset. 7
MADJEZ 05.02.14 4:02pm
Son of Barnabas
'Look Back’ videos backfire as users realise how 'rubbish' their friends are

Thousands of Facebook users have been left disappointed today, after a newly-released feature enabling users to view a 90-second clip of their friends’ ‘highlights’ since joining the network,...

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Jesus H 05.02.14 4:01pm
Jesus H
Blub blub blub.... blub blub blub...

blore bloon...

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Bigglesworth 05.02.14 3:58pm
Son of Barnabas
"Beware the March of Brides" warns Mendelssohn 0
Son of Barnabas 05.02.14 3:56pm
Son of Barnabas
Waterboys, and Wet, Wet, Wet to headline at Glastonbury this year.

List includes The Beach Boys, The Levellers and A Flock of Seagulls...

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Ian Searle 05.02.14 3:52pm
Squudge
Tinie Tempah's latest single fails to chart. Changes name to "Massive Strop". 0
Son of Barnabas 05.02.14 3:51pm
Son of Barnabas