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| Newspapers campaign for "Savile's Law" - Identify all Celebrities in your area Newspapers were today campaigning for a "Savile's Law" to be introduced in a bid for parents to be aware of al Celebrities that live in their area. A mother said "If there's a celebrity living near... |
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toastnotghosts | 13.12.12 8:25pm DustyBinLaden |
| Popular satirical news website keeps crashing due to faulty comic relief valve Hopefully no more soon Neato... |
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Psycadelic Squirrel | 13.12.12 8:12pm antharrison |
| Pubs to adopt new ‘England flag’ classification... Real ale aficionados turn to the pages of the [i]Good Beer Guide[/i]. But how can you tell what sort of ambience you’ll find in a pub you haven’t visited before? Well, wonder no more. The... |
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Tripod | 13.12.12 7:24pm custard cream |
| Fracking reduces Blackpool to rubble thus improving local house prices | 2 | |
custard cream | 13.12.12 7:21pm malgor |
| Yellowists devestated Yellowists throughout the world are in mourning today, after their leader was sentenced to two years in prison for misunderstanding Wittgenstein and ruining someone else's stuff. Vladimir Ubanets,... |
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barrowboy | 13.12.12 7:09pm barrowboy |
| Torture instrument makers report record Xmas profits after '50 Shades Effect' British military implements-of-torture manufacturer for over 450 years, Screech & Matlock, who saw a crippling drop in sales when lucrative government contracts with Egypt, Libya and the USA were... |
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pinxit | 13.12.12 5:25pm pinxit |
| UK Govt.sets decorating expenses record by paying £2.2m rendition claim more soon http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/westbrom170.jpg... |
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custard cream | 13.12.12 5:24pm Gaz |
| Dawn French arrested in Operation Rowntree | 0 | |
antharrison | 13.12.12 5:21pm antharrison |
| I wish it wasn’t Christmas every day, admits Wizzard Rajinder Laxmai, a bullock cart driver from the slums of Goregaon, northern Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This will be the heart of his... |
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Alan Sundry | 13.12.12 5:19pm Oxbridge |
| Villagers looking forward to eating ethical Xmas goat Villagers from the tiny community of Ruritania in Eastern Europe say they can’t wait to eat the goat donated as an ethical Christmas gift by the Spencer family from Sittingbourne. “Every... |
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Darkbill 2.0 | 13.12.12 4:56pm beau-jolly |
| Cartoon characters caught up in Operation Yewtree NEAT-O, A 58 year old former cartoon character from Dundee is to appear in court on Monday charged with operating a brothel and living off the earnings of prostitution., Jasmine Le Ferret, once... |
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Gerontius | 13.12.12 4:56pm The All New Jeni B |
| Indian bullock cart driver to invest more in personal brand equity Bharat Maheshwari, a bullock cart driver from the slum region of Bandra Kurla to the north of central Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This... |
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Oxbridge | 13.12.12 1:34pm custard cream |
| Indian bullock cart driver to invest more in personal brand equity Roy Wood, lead singer of the 1970s glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for his role in ensuring that is now Christmas every day. Today, 38 years to the week since Wizzard hit Number Two in the... |
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Alan Sundry | 13.12.12 1:07pm Boutros |
| Savile Video Sales Sluggish "We can't give 'em away," says Super Screen video shop manager Len Gumley as he contemplates shelves stacked with copies of Jimmy Savile's Christmas Kids Spectacular. "The Best of Jim'll Fix It... |
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Drylaw | 13.12.12 12:23pm Drylaw |
| Heroin addicts to retrain as acupuncturists The Health Secretary has announced today that heroin addicts and ex-heroin addicts will be offered the availability to retrain as acupuncturists due to their extensive experience with needles. Plans... |
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simonjmr | 13.12.12 12:04pm simonjmr |
| Police helicopters detect ‘little white men’ West Midlands Police has reported several sightings of little white men during night time helicopter patrols across the region. The figures have been seen jumping over back garden fences or hiding... |
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Dick Everyman | 13.12.12 10:28am Dick Everyman |
| Coastguards left "confused and disillusioned" by move to Birmingham Maritime rescue heros are reportedly upset and disillusioned by the closure of shore-based facilities - especially those who have been reposted to the new coastguard facility in Perry Barr,... |
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Boutros | 13.12.12 10:21am Dick Everyman |
| Ministers defend decision on fracking as 'A therapeutic enema for Mother Earth' | 3 | |
pinxit | 13.12.12 9:40am Dick Everyman |
| In bid to restore student vote, Lib Dems release video game for Christmas... http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/walkingclegg.jpg... |
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pinxit | 13.12.12 9:28am pinxit |
| How Come, Santa Dishes Out The Prezzies.... Then gets the sack?, It's not bleeding obvious to me... |
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Jesse Bigg | 13.12.12 9:27am HenryMJUK |
| Media discover 'fracking' sounds a bit rude The UK media suddnely became interested in the controversial drilling technique of hydraulic fracturing when they realised collectively that the more common name for the technique - fracking - sounds... |
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johnnydobbo | 13.12.12 9:26am johnnydobbo |
| Indian bullock cart driver invests in brand equity Rajinder Laxmai, a bullock cart driver from the slums of Goregaon, northern Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This will be the heart of his... |
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Oxbridge | 13.12.12 9:00am Oxbridge |
| Sign of the times? And we all thought that it was necessity that spawned invention? Maybe it should be austerity The number of people changing their names by deed poll is up 500% on 2011, which was itself a record... |
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D161TAL | 13.12.12 8:44am D161TAL |
| Folk scene hails Jeth Barley, and instrument made from own lung England's blossoming folk scene is hailing a new hero, who has revolutionised traditional music by making an instrument from his own vital organs. Jeth Barley And His Musical Lung is selling out cow... |
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13.12.12 7:31am Idiot |
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| Fed Up Of Christmas's In December? Then join the "Swap With An Ozzie Club" mate!... |
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Jesse Bigg | 13.12.12 7:09am Dickens or Shakespeare |
| No 'MANdate for gay marriage' claim no more soon... |
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custard cream | 13.12.12 6:15am Squudge |
| Operation Yewtree keeping their notes in a Phile-O-Fax No more savile jokes again soon... |
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Not Amused | 13.12.12 6:14am Squudge |
| Isle of Wight to get Ceefax more in 4 years... |
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Bourbon | 13.12.12 6:03am Squudge |
| Wizzard apologises for making it Christmas every bloody day Roy Wood, lead singer of the 1970s glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for his role in ensuring that is now Christmas every day. Today, 38 years to the week since Wizzard hit Number Two in the... |
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Oxbridge | 13.12.12 5:49am Squudge |
| Lucky Old Ken Dodd...... Always in front of the game... |
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Jesse Bigg | 12.12.12 11:40pm Jesse Bigg |
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