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Patients urge govt. to reconsider asking civil servants to stand in for surgeons 13
3 years
Benefit cheat 'Disabled' man danced at wedding in Cana of Galilee 0
button 3 years
Egyptian protests blamed on The Bangles 5
Sinnick 3 years
‘The Riots’ stage show is to be followed up by ‘Rape! – The Musical’ 3
kimllfixit 3 years

The release of a politically-charged show in London’s Tricycle theatre based on the recent riots has already triggered frantic scribbles by other playwrights wanting to use ‘Broken Britain’...

L’oreal customers will have to prove ‘they’re worth it’. 0
Flexicon 3 years

Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - ‘L’oreal: because I’m worth it’ – the cosmetics giant has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they...

December expected to be the most average for 200 years 2
apepper 3 years

The meteological office has predicted that Britain will be in the grip of the most typical winter weather since records began. "We haven't had a typical December for many years.", explained a...

wrong bloke. Oops. 7
3 years
Apple stores to honor black friday by doubling all prices 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Euro Vision team set to tune-up economy during crisis 5
Username 3 years

Leaked minutes from a high-level meeting of European government leaders in Belgium has proved an embarrassing reminder to Europeans that their politicians do not necessarily all sing from the same...

Man stays on web page after seeing ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

Lee Hall, from Orpington, has become the first ever person to stay on a web page after having been confronted with the ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up. The solitary click marks a stunning...

New government scheme creates jobs for 16 17 year olds. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Moves to ban 'vajazzling' as doctors discover gigantic cyst in woman's vagina 0
Flexicon 3 years

When 38-year-old Tracey Irving went to her beauty salon for a Brazilian wax, she never dreamed it would have catastrophic results. Tracey explains: "After my therapist had finished she sprinkled...

IOW farmer ridicules wind farm: "as if we don't have enough wind already" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Adele to deliver Royal Institution Christmas Lecture 0
Mrblacker 3 years

In a shock move, the Royal Institution has announced its annual Christmas lecture will be delivered by the pop singer Adele. Entitled "Inflammable Precipitation", the 23 year old will expound on her...

Widespread demands for inquiry into claims Sienna Miller is an actress 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Levi goes back to his Roots after tasty 'Reggae Reggae' sauce drama. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

High Court Judge branded him a jerk...

David Beckham trapped in a clothes horse... 5
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Another child on the way...

BBC to bring back "One Man and his Dog"....BENTON!!!!! 4
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Gardening equipment manufacturer will use cutting-hedge technology 4
Smart Alex 3 years
Francis Maude calls for volunteer Air Traffic Controllers on TUC day of action 7
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon from the Prize C**t no doubt...

Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknownst to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is...

Hot pussy 1
Screenie 3 years
It’s Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt 1
bobo lutz 3 years

Bo, the Obama’s two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the...

RFU reveals truth of England's rugby campaign "Just the Bullingdon Club on tour" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More waiter...

Andre fears Jordan snatch 2
medici2471 3 years
IOW Broadcasting Corporation planning ambitious "Coast" series 6
simonjmr 3 years
Katie Price's next TV show to be shot in H-Double D. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Berlusconi To Replace Andrew At RFU 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years
Highways Agency re-names M6 ‘Museum of brake lights’, charges £5 entry fee 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Money raised to provide vital funding for more fucking roadworks and average speed cameras...

BBC News forced to broadcast news during Leveson adjournment 0
medici2471 3 years