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Cornwall bans Danish pasties 1
Crow 3 years

No more follows...

Alcoholics delighted at launch of Essential Brew. 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

A spokesman for alcoholics today expressed his delight as Special Brew was relaunched as Essential Brew., What he actually said was: 'Cheeerssh, pal. Shank you ver ver ver mush. I love you, pal. You...

'Leave me alone' pleads man born with black stripe over his eyes 6
jp1885 3 years
Fifa investigation: The only way is ethics 0
beau-jolly 3 years
"George Davis is innocent" 6
riesler 3 years

Bill Stickers will still be prosecuted. One for the oldies...

Letter C 'too easy to hit' says bunting supplier 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Milliways annouces that it is to open on October 21st. More soon 0
martin2381 3 years

Any other HGTHG related headlines?...

Swiss military considering single-function tool deployment 0
QorbeQ 3 years
People of Marmia incensed at overt Danish racism 0
Sinnick 3 years
Denmark bans marmite: 'not disgusting enough' for Danish tastes 5
3 years

Denmark, home of blasphemous cartoons and hard-core Lego porn, has reacted decisively to remove any foods that are remotely edible or healthy. Lårs Nůtmøg, head of Denmark's tourism department,...

Denmark bans Marmite because it tastes shit. More soon 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Marmite imposes superinjunction in Denmark to ensure record demand. 0
MC One R 3 years
Deputy PM Clegg Given Award..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."Bystander Of The Year Prize." Pundits think touch and go whether he gets it next time...

Opps 0
Ian Searle 3 years
UK bans Danish Pastries. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More tit for tat measures soon...

Banks Sell Insurance Mis-Selling Insurance 3
Titus 3 years

Banks have started selling their customers insurance against the risk of being mis-sold unsuitable financial products. "The FSA can't moan about this one" said a bank spokesman "Think about it -...

Pigeon Post To Make A Come-Back..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As Cameron demands big cuts in dole money...

BT using Cornwall to trial new thing to be shit at. 0
scooooter 3 years
Google street view update reveals Pharohs hideaway 0
Erlang 3 years

Today Google updated its Street view of Saqqara (Sakkara)in Egypt revealing at least two Pharaonic weekend hideaway pyramids. News reports are prevented from printing the identity of the Pharohs...

Tories Win "Best Jokes Of The Year Award" 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Number 1 - "We're all in this together." And Number 2 - "The Big Society"; which includes "The Big Society" relaunch 1 and "The Big Society" relaunch 2, which are jokes in themselves...

Ash cloud over Glasgow turns out to be cigarette smoke and chip fat. More soon. 6
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ringo Starr says, "sorry Liverpool". 0
be reasonable 3 years
Rev Harold Camping backtracks "When I said Rapture I meant the Blondie song" 2
button 3 years

This weekend he predicts the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)...

Removed - been done.... 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Icelandic government suggest renaming country to Bejam because of recent bad PR 0
bonjonelson 3 years

more ash soon...

Site say no extra charge for yawning for revised Camping date. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Scandal as William Hague's radio interviews conducted by creaking gate 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cash-strapped Greeks consider bid from British Museum for rest of The Acropolis 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mourinho asks to be referred to now as 'The Essential One' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Prince Philip tells Obama he looks like he got caught in the ash cloud after all 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years