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Cameron victorious in EU budget talks but UK will still pay more

Alice in Wonderland!...

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custard cream 08.02.13 4:47pm
custard cream
Escargot found to contain traces of bogey

no surprise there then...

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Lucy4 08.02.13 4:31pm
Lucy4
Latest shock revelation from FSA: Soylent Green isn't people! 0
Aviankid 08.02.13 4:09pm
Aviankid
Waitrose Praised For Assurances that all Horsemeat in Their Food is GM Free

The Friends of Green Earthpiece and various other paranoid Eco-Groups praised Waitrose for getting their priorities right. "I suppose there is always a proportion of hair, fur, hooves, trotters,...

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Titus 08.02.13 3:37pm
Titus
Survey finds 100% of Michael Gove's pronouncements are horse**** 0
custard cream 08.02.13 3:16pm
custard cream
Horse Meat Danger is Real: "There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly ..." 0
Titus 08.02.13 3:10pm
Titus
Findus fish fingers contain 99% seahorse...

Haven't we had enough now?...

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ThunderSquid 08.02.13 2:45pm
Squudge
No traces of originality found in the latest horse contamination jokes!

Extensive tests reveal no humour in most either...

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topfotogmw 08.02.13 2:37pm
topfotogmw
Traces of horse found in Marc Almond. 0
wallster 08.02.13 2:35pm
wallster
NHS Celebrates Achieving Its ‘Needless Deaths’ Target

Top-level job-jockey NHS bureaucrats were congratulating themselves today on meeting their key performance target of over 3000 needless deaths. The key milestone was reached on Tuesday after...

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daneade 08.02.13 2:12pm
dvo4fun
SNP Hopes Scots Voters Will Unfriend UK

In a bid to attract more young voters, the ballot papers for the forthcoming referedum are to be redesigned in order to make them more intelligible. Voters will be asked to tick "Like!" against...

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Titus 08.02.13 1:52pm
Lens Cap
Bolshoi Ballet Director forced to wear Phantom of the Opera mask

Bolshoi Ballet Director forced to wear Phantom of the Opera mask, after acid attack...

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jenlon 08.02.13 1:41pm
Lens Cap
GCSE maths students criticize Gove's 160° turn 9
charlies_hat 08.02.13 1:17pm
Titus
Findus launch new veggie range Uni-Quorn

Findus launch new veggie range Uni-Quorn...

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alexlamb 08.02.13 1:13pm
alexlamb
"If I'd known I was selling Shergar I'd have charged extra " admits Spar owner 0
Nowherefast 08.02.13 12:55pm
Nowherefast
Tesco deny dog flesh in burgers although "Every Litter Helps"

More to follow...

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apepper 08.02.13 12:52pm
apepper
Someone leaves a company who hasn't "made a key contribution to its success"

And who isn't "looking forward to exploring new opportunities.”...

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Ian Searle 08.02.13 12:52pm
Ian Searle
'Kings in castles' Tories admit 1,000 year old manifesto

Pressure on the Conservative are increasing after it was admitted that the Tory manifesto dates back to a document written by William the Conqueror in 1035. The scandal started when political...

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andygibbard 08.02.13 12:38pm
andygibbard
"Ermintrude" favourite for this year's Grand National

More every day, it seems...

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Sir Lupus 08.02.13 12:29pm
Sir Lupus
Council worker lifts lid on emptying wheelie bins 1
weematt 08.02.13 12:11pm
Kramaring
Captain Birds Eye quizzed as Child DNA found in Fish Fingers ...

More soon shipmates!...

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Kramaring 08.02.13 12:10pm
Kramaring
Butchers to be on stand-by at Grand National 2013 0
Dick Everyman 08.02.13 12:07pm
Dick Everyman
Waitrose introduce Heston's new 'Equine' range 0
medici2471 08.02.13 12:00pm
medici2471
Mad cow disease risk very low in our products claims Findus PR dept. 1
MADJEZ 08.02.13 11:57am
Titus
Victoria Beckham found to be 30% clothes-horse. 0
sigmund 08.02.13 11:56am
sigmund
Findus Lasagne horse meat 'donated' by the Mafia

Investigations into the horse meat found in Findus lasagnes have uncovered a Mafia involvement. The meat is thought to have come from the horses’ heads that have been left on the pillow of the...

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Perks 08.02.13 11:52am
Perks
Findus launch new ready meal range : Paddock & Chips

sorry, head full of horse shit today...

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medici2471 08.02.13 11:51am
medici2471
Same-sex marriage angers cloth

The legalisation of same-sex marriages has enraged cardinals, bishops and so on throughout the ecclesiastical crevice. Bishop Brendan Barber of Bishopgate foamed at his pulpit for seven hours...

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Mik Bulk 08.02.13 11:45am
beau-jolly
Shergar's last wish revealed : 'Please Find us' 0
medici2471 08.02.13 11:09am
medici2471
Waitrose pies found to contain traces of Lord Lucan 0
medici2471 08.02.13 11:05am
medici2471