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Isle of Wight Bridge Club meeting disrupted by ferry company.

There was embarrassment at Ryde Community Centre after placard-waving representatives from the Red Funnel Ferry company stormed into a peaceful meeting of card players. I don't think I need to...

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Boutros 26.10.12 9:18pm
Boutros
Channel 4 denies "ageism" but admits "twatism". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.10.12 9:16pm
dominic_mcg
Breaking Bad enjoyment marred by breaking wind

Father and son Murray and Raymond McDonald of Aberdeen are big Breaking Bad fans. Or were. “It really brought us together,” said Murray, 50, who likes his counterpart Walt Skyler is a...

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nickb 26.10.12 8:19pm
nickb
Henry Kelly gives back stolen bronze and concedes he was going for gold. 0
dominic_mcg 26.10.12 6:48pm
dominic_mcg
People feeling abused by ubiquity of Savile's photo on news websites

If he didn't fiddle with you when you were young, he's almost certainly going to be getting on your tits by now. That is the main finding of researchers looking into the effect of seeing Jimmy Savile...

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DustyBinLaden 26.10.12 5:37pm
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Stolen Olympic medal returned 0
Uncle Bertie 26.10.12 5:35pm
Uncle Bertie
Totnes pitchforkers hound Costa Coffee outta town

49 coffee shops is enough say bug eyed locals...

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custard cream 26.10.12 5:04pm
custard cream
Lord Patten goes for hatrick - Hong Kong gone, RUC gone, BBC going, going....

more soon....

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custard cream 26.10.12 4:58pm
Cinders
25/1 pundit John McCririck out on his 6/4 after Channel4 3/1ing

About time after forty years solid 5/4 jobbing. (Look 'em up)...

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pinxit 26.10.12 4:46pm
pinxit
Olympic bronze medal thief admits low self esteem stopped him going for gold

more soon....

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custard cream 26.10.12 3:28pm
custard cream
Emboldened by cull victory, badgers make 'badass' movie for Xmas

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/badgersanta.jpg...

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pinxit 26.10.12 3:09pm
pinxit
Researchers discover Hokey Cokey isn't what it's all about 3
custard cream 26.10.12 3:03pm
Midfield Diamond
Osborne sincerity in question as private toilet talk leaked

Chancellor George Osborne found himself at the centre of a second embarrassing gaffe in one week, when a private phone call in a BBC toilet cubicle was recorded and leaked to the press. In the...

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pinxit 26.10.12 2:48pm
pinxit
British Airways lay on extra flights for celebrities

As thousands of celebrities from the 1970s suddenly feel the need for a long holiday in somewhere without an extradition treaty, British Airways have had to introduce extra flights...

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apepper 26.10.12 2:33pm
apepper
"Silvio's mother says Silvio's packing, he's gonna be leaving today..."

I'm sure I've done this one a year ago !...

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charlies_hat 26.10.12 2:28pm
charlies_hat
McCrirrick ‘misguided’ to believe his age would be in his top ten worst features

McCrirrick (72) was seen storming into the reception area of the Channel 4 headquarters wearing only his Y-fronts and demanding to speak to the Regional Controller of Ageism. When told that such a...

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Newsquelch 26.10.12 2:26pm
Newsquelch
Man gets stuck in temporal loop while attempting to put his clocks back

Residents of the small fishing village of Kilkeel in County Down are getting ready to hold their annual "Dim Jim Week" festival in celebration of one of their community having serious difficulty with...

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jamsieoconnor 26.10.12 2:07pm
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Ch4 Docudrama to follow the lives of 12 people who won't turn their clocks back

Channel 4 have announced a new fly-on-the-wall live TV event to be aired this Autumn, entitled [i]"No Turning Back"[/i], which will give audiences the chance to follow 12 volunteers as they attempt...

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The Bogs 26.10.12 2:03pm
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Dancing in the streets as double dip recession ends...

“With the economy rising 1% in the three months to September, the years of austerity are over”, said chancellor George Osborne to a cheering crowd, from an upstairs window at number 11 Downing...

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Tripod 26.10.12 1:51pm
beau-jolly
Samsung / Apple UK judgment in full.

On 9th July 2012 the High Court of Justice of England and Wales ruled that Samsung Electronic (UK) Limited’s Galaxy Tablet Computer, namely the Galaxy Tab 10.1, Tab 8.9 and Tab 7.7 do not infringe...

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Boutros 26.10.12 1:28pm
Boutros
'Out of control' Mars Rover building sandcastles.

Nasa scientists have lost control over Curiosity since it started to use its $50million robotic arm to skim pebbles across an ancient Martian sea. Earlier it dug a series of holes in the sand and...

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Boutros 26.10.12 1:20pm
Sheepback
‘Keeping British Summer Time will help us achieve mediocrity’ says Virgin Trains

Virgin Trains has announced that it hopes to see an overnight improvement in its dire performance simply by refusing to adjust its business operation back to Greenwich Mean Time this weekend. ...

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DustyBinLaden 26.10.12 12:42pm
DustyBinLaden
President Assad had fingers crossed behind his back when announcing ceasefire

Reports suggest....

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Sheepback 26.10.12 12:27pm
Sheepback
Warning for Owen Paterson as badger crisis deepens

Members of the Badger Liberation Front warned of severe repercussions if Owen Paterson continues with his ethnic cleansing in the Badgers Democratic Republic of Gloucestershire. Speaking in a...

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Sheepback 26.10.12 11:52am
Sheepback
John Terry to front 'Kick Slogan T Shirts Out of Football' Campaign 0
custard cream 26.10.12 11:46am
custard cream
Frankel's online virginity offer goes viral 0
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Brazilian woman sells virginity on-line to sushi lover 0
philthefunk 26.10.12 10:05am
philthefunk
Future Homes Commission Promotes Virtual Houses

Britain’s housing crisis could be solved if residents could be persuaded to live in 'virtual homes' according to The Royal Institute of British Architects Future Homes Commission (FHC). "We all...

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custard cream 26.10.12 9:49am
custard cream
NHS IVF service to offer “Free-range eggs”

The NHS announced today that it was to trial a premium IVF service which guarantees better quality, and more responsibly sourced, eggs. Egg donors are to be screened prior to donation, and for their...

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Nails UK 26.10.12 9:44am
writinginbsl
Ann Widdicombe confirms that 'Jim didn't fix it for me for some reason' 0
philthefunk 26.10.12 9:40am
philthefunk