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North Korean Rocket Test Proves Great Success 0
AngryGammon 3 years

Straight Man Sits Through Entire Episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' 0
spaceinvader 3 years

State College, PA-When his remote control batteries died, Michael Caswel, 28, was in a difficult position. The TV was stuck on the semi-popular PBS appraisal program., “I almost got up to change...

Guild of Bricklayers ponders name change 2
Yikes 3 years

or 2nd pick "Bricklayer abused in street"...

Clegg promises “Media will stop going on about Titanic” after 100th anniversary 0
Stan 3 years

As the relentless media frenzy continues as the 100 year anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic looms into view, a triumphant Nick Clegg announced last night that the Government had reached...

Auction house to publish Munch app: iScream 0
nickb 3 years
GB nation "old as time" opens to the world 0
Drylaw 3 years

In an extraordinary outpouring of emotion and fellowship, US president Obama and Chinese Premier Hu Jintao today broke decades of mystery by crossing together into the closed country of Great Britain...

Anglian Water Authority launch new large deposit early warning app 1
button 3 years

Water authority Anglian Water are the first to roll out a new app available for download which allows users to alert them to on-coming sizable turds. A spokeman for the company Peter Andrews told us...

Inmates "never had it so good" assures governor of U.S. SuperMac's prison 1
Lucy4 3 years
'It's trading standards gone mad' say football clubs forced to change names 5
Oxbridge 3 years

There has been widespread consternation among football clubs up and down the country, following the news that trading standards officers have forced Chelsea FC to change their name to Fulham FC...

Furniture store arsonist receives big discount on prison sentence 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Judges back ‘napkin gang’ extradition 7
St.Cecilia 3 years

A man who stole paper napkins from a branch of KFC in [url=]Tipton[/url] is to be extradited to the US to face criminal charges and could...

Scientists working on String Theory have finally worked out how long a piece is. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Simon Cowel To Insure Ego for £16m 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Trayvon shooting,Zimmerman in frame, but could walk,says DA. 0
Zen 3 years

Albeit very unsteadily...

Convicted German Incest Couple Not Even Slightly Royal 0
thisisall1word 3 years
After night on the lash in German pub man wakes up with awful Hannover 0
pinxit 3 years
Dalek creator Davros sets up auction web site, 0
pinxit 3 years
Eastenders to Apply for Internet Suffix .cotton 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Abu Hamza set to become the new face Neutrogena Hand Cream 2
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
U.S. wins War on Terror: Santorum exits presidential race 0
canaryyellow 3 years
BBC set to replace all leading journalists with ex football pros 7
button 3 years

Following the resounding successful replacement of all serious sports reporters with long haired narcissist Robbie Savage, the BBC has rolled out plans to replace the majority of its journalists and...

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nickb 3 years
US to replace Hamza's hooks with Sooty & Sweep puppets to ease life in solitary 0
cinquecento 3 years
Yorkshire Tea 0
Mark Gregory 3 years

Yorkshire Tea? Plantations found on Ilkley Moor...

Peter Pan producers in hunt to replace Abu Hamza 1
apepper 3 years

A forthcoming production of Peter Pan has been thrown into chaos by the sudden withdrawal of Abu Hamza who was to have played Captain Hook. "He was a natural", explained a spokesman, "and saved a...

Met says anti terrorist hotline recorded and played at Christmas Party 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
America urges more random shooting to stop 'national girlyness' 0
Shandy 3 years

America is to pass more laws encouraging random firearm incidents among members of the public, in order to 'ensure the country doesn't become gay'. "For hundreds of years Americans have enjoyed...

Samantha Brick launches mirror franchise... 0
DiY 3 years can be beautiful too...

Alan Davies wins The Sun' s Man of the Year award 0
Tomfinger 3 years

Liverpudlians -known the world over for their sense of humour...

Elvis regrets “faked death” denial blunder 0
Yikes 3 years

Elvis Presley, AKA Dwayne Summerfield, admits that years of subterfuge were in vain when he unthinkingly denied faking his own death. Dwayne had covered his tracks for years by posting “Elvis...