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Shock as boxer has 'fight of his life' inside the ring

A boxer has stunned feature writers by having 'the fight of his life' inside a roped off area, in front of baying crowd, with a trainer in attendance and a referee presiding over the event. Kenny...

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ronseal 01.06.12 6:25pm
LOCOG insists re-using Jubilee flags at Olympics 'would be act of treason'

LOCOG has warned patriotic members of the public about the dangers of re-using Jubilee flags. Devoid of sponsorship logos and sometimes home-made, Lord Coe insisted the wilful use of a non-Olympic...

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03.06.12 2:42pm
tedweasel
Homeopaths to strike after failing to agree pensions remedy

Homeopaths working for the NHS have voted underwhelming to strike over proposed pension reform. This will see them join ’real doctors' taking action over the issue. Currently practitioners save for...

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Perks 01.06.12 4:36pm
Secretly Gay Society cancels outing 1
rustytruss 01.06.12 2:11pm
JonnyJP
Premier League Footballer Not Charged With Anything

57-times capped England footballer Dwayne Bestcott was not arrested by police last Sunday morning after a Coke-fuelled afternoon out with his parents at a Toby Carvery in Droitwich. The silky...

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weeb52 01.06.12 1:01pm
weeb52
Martin Lewis to launch 'MoneySpendingExpert.com.' 0
Thor 01.06.12 12:55pm
Thor
Iran threatens war over Angry Birds destroying nuclear industry's productivity. 0
Lemon difficult 01.06.12 12:37pm
Lemon difficult
Breast decoration moves up a level as country celebrates Queen's Diamond Jublees 0
Perks 01.06.12 12:15pm
Perks
Alliteration Association appoints administrators after accountants advise action 10
bonjonelson 03.06.12 12:19am
Maverick
Johnson to roll out new 'Boris Fags' scheme for London

Following on from the success of his ‘Boris Bikes’ scheme, London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced a new system of ‘Boris Fags’ to rolled out across the capital. Inspired by the public...

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TheNewsWalrus 01.06.12 12:46pm
Not Amused
New chairman of Binary Association promises to give 1101110% 4
seymour totti 01.06.12 4:10pm
Perks
Procrastination Society Annual General Meeting delayed until next month 0
bonjonelson 01.06.12 11:36am
bonjonelson
Captain of Cutty Sark happy with his new teas and seas 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:35am
Smart Alex
Enthusiastic marathon runner praised for going the extra mile 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:34am
Smart Alex
Agoraphobics Society cancels open day 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:33am
Smart Alex
Children who watch too much 3D TV warned it will turn their eyes cuboid 1
Ian Searle 01.06.12 1:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Bletchley Park set task of breaking ministerial code 3
loveandgarbage 01.06.12 12:38pm
simonjmr
Glasgow Rangers to be replaced in Scottish Premier League

Following the recent liquidation of Glasgow Rangers FC , the Scottish Premier League has announced that they will be replaced next season by Govan Orange Athletic Lodge FC. The League management...

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weeb52 01.06.12 9:24am
weeb52
Glasgow Rangers to be replaced in Scottish Premier League

Following the recent liquidation of Glasgow Rangers FC , the Scottish Premier League has announced that they will be replaced next season by Govan Orange Athletic Lodge FC. The League management...

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weeb52 01.06.12 9:24am
weeb52
BREAKING NEWS: Being able to complete a rubik's cube does NOT make you smart

Research has confirmed that due to the numerous sequential possibilities available to complete the Rubik's cube, it is no longer to be considered as a symbol of greater intellect. Although...

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idlebanter 01.06.12 9:22am
idlebanter
Overworked bunting hangers admit they're flagging 2
Midfield Diamond 01.06.12 10:48am
cinquecento
Doctors find that smoked salmon is healthier than B&H 0
Sinnick 01.06.12 8:40am
Sinnick
Frank Lampard & Christine Bleakley to host Spainsh TV Euro 2012 "Juan Show" 2
Scronnyglonkle 01.06.12 8:39am
Scronnyglonkle
England squad to take ukes to Ukraine

It’s the ukulele capital of the world. They love them so much that after the visit of their favourite film star George Formby in 1958, they actually put the “uke” in Ukraine by changing the...

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nickb 01.06.12 8:22am
nickb
Isle of Wight to celebrate Victoria’s diamond Jubilee this weekend.

Cowes residents hoping to see sail-past of Dreadnoughts...

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Thor 01.06.12 7:28am
Thor
Man with nervous tic prosecuted for animal cruelty. 1
Thor 01.06.12 11:33am
JonnyJP
Apathy Society plans Day of Inaction. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 01.06.12 7:35pm
RickH
The Sun To Begin Printing In ALL CAPS

The Sun has long been known as the newspaper for those who wish to feel like they are being shouted at by a crazy person. Now the paper is going to enhance this vibe by beginning to print all of its...

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Textbook 01.06.12 9:10am
Perks
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

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Yikes 02.06.12 1:31pm
JohnA
New web startup promises to make more difficult something nobody does 2
Dumbnews 14.06.12 11:01am
ronseal