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Wilkins was "re-enacting his glory days at Chelsea" court hears. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.07.13 7:08pm
Al OPecia
Poor taste threads to be fitted with Lens Cap. More soon. 6
Al OPecia 15.07.13 6:59pm
Al OPecia
IDS offers new contraceptive

Ian Duncan Smith is to offer a revolutionary new contraceptive to Britain's poor. Despite the hefty ₤500 price tag, the "benefit cap" promises to reduce reproduction among the working-class., ,...

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Wrenfoe 15.07.13 6:50pm
sillybugger
Rowling’s book cover whistle blown

Former NSA contractor Edward Snowden has provided the Guardian with more documents pertaining to the recently-revealed US government surveillance program PRISM - this time it is about other books...

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farmer giles 15.07.13 6:46pm
farmer giles
Cameron offers to re-build Bridge over the River Kwai. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.07.13 6:29pm
Al OPecia
Hardeep Singh Kohli Returns To Scotland To Support "Yes" Referendum Campaign

support for "No" campaign surges...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 15.07.13 6:03pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Chuckle Brothers 'feeling the burn' as Tour de France reaches stage 16

Despite having to stop several times along the way to complete odd jobs really badly, cycling siblings Paul and Barry Chuckle are still leading the pack in this years Tour de France, but have...

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Jesus H 15.07.13 5:39pm
Jesus H
Green Flag in bid to rescue Thunderbirds.

International Rescue, the emergency service based on Tracey Island, is now in desperate need of rescue itself, the Tracey family revealed today. And its saviour could be the towaway service Green...

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Boutros 15.07.13 4:33pm
Boutros
IDS demands that jobseekers' benefit caps must be doffed at all times. 0
wallster 15.07.13 4:28pm
wallster
Ian Duncan Smith to make 'Part-time' traffic lights work full time

More later, often...

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virtuallywill 15.07.13 3:57pm
virtuallywill
Mail apologises over "Gay drugs" story confusion. 0
Ref Minor 15.07.13 3:44pm
Ref Minor
Eddie the Eagle announces comeback in build-up to Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics

Michael Edwards, better known as 'Eddie the Eagle', has announced that he has boldly dusted off his skis in preparation for the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, which are less than six months away....

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Jesus H 15.07.13 1:45pm
Jesus H
Paparrazo suprised but pleased by lack of reporters at Cambridge Circus 1
Not Amused 15.07.13 10:59am
Not Amused
Eurovision rocked by doping scandal

The future of the iconic song contest is in doubt today, as revelations emerge that at least half of all the victories over the past few decades were down to performance-enhancing substances. Covert...

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sydalg 15.07.13 10:47am
sydalg
Poetic Justice pronounces sentence in rhyming couplets 0
sydalg 15.07.13 10:21am
sydalg
Oedipus Rex parents' marriage 0
sydalg 15.07.13 10:19am
sydalg
Top athletes test positive for naïveté

Tested later...

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virtuallywill 15.07.13 10:01am
virtuallywill
Novels to be published “in plain packaging”

Under a new scheme unveiled by the Publishers’ Association, all new novels could be released in plain covers, without cover art, and without identifying “authors”. Research has shown that it...

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nickb 15.07.13 9:16am
nickb
Isle of Wight to get Ox Bridge

The Isle of Wight International Arts Festival has announced a major coup in signing Ox Bridge, an English comedian and satirist, for this Autumn’s event at the Shanklin Theatre. Mr Bridge, a...

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Yikes 15.07.13 8:06am
Yikes
'No, after you, I insist,' say Mandela and royal baby 0
Oxbridge 15.07.13 8:03am
Oxbridge
Liverpool Care Pathway to be allowed to die peacefully.

On a trolley in a corridor with no wheels, just propped up on a pile of bricksi...

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Ian Searle 15.07.13 6:45am
Ian Searle
I think my bank has given me one of those homeopathic savings accounts.

I'm getting 0.00000001%...

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editor 15.07.13 4:35am
rickwestwell
Brendan Rogers relieved to hear about cancellation of the Liverpool pathway... 0
deskpilot3 14.07.13 8:45pm
deskpilot3
Hospital consultants to use Decision Review System instead of second opinions 0
custard cream 14.07.13 8:42pm
custard cream
Survey finds royal baby tension greater than Ashes cricket tension 0
custard cream 14.07.13 8:40pm
custard cream
Rowling behind the fictional: "Tory lobbyist"

The Sunday Times has confirmed that the creator of Harry Potter, is secretly the author of thriller based on Conservative party funding. The story, "Tory Lobbyist", is an outrageous fiction where...

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Wrenfoe 14.07.13 7:55pm
Wrenfoe
Hitting homeopaths "only makes them stronger". 1
Al OPecia 14.07.13 6:30pm
Drylaw
Harry Fells Streaker at Royal Garden Party

There were scenes of panic at a Buckingham Palace garden party today, when a naked woman streaked across the lawn to the receiving line where the Queen and Prince Philip were greeting guests. People...

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Scarlett productions 14.07.13 6:09pm
Drylaw
Antarctic "Frozen Man" was wearing Sainsbury's espadrilles 0
Drylaw 14.07.13 6:05pm
Drylaw
Old scrap of paper found in French stringed instrument was avis dans basse 3
Arthur 14.07.13 3:49pm
Squudge