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Father admits his teenage music angst meant it took ages for him to get laid 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

“Its all very well walking around discussing the Noir side of music but it kept the girls away” admits Tom Ecclestone, 44 to his son Dom, now 14 during their “birds and bees discussion”...

Bin Laden raid first success for US Military's new 'Hollywood Corps' 1
3 years

The raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound was painstakingly planned and directed by the US Military's new Hollywood Division, it emerged today. "Fighting wars is an expensive business" explained a...

Uk Govt Relief that Bin Ladin wasn't living in Reading on Benefits 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The government were saved embarrassment when it now emerges Bin Ladin wasn't living in the uk on benefits. "We really don't know who has benefits nor can we be sure of their true identities. Its all...

Coroner rules Ian Tomlinson's death was 'Unlawful kicking' 0
antharrison 3 years

More soon - this will an interesting one to follow. Some may remember I wrote a ticker which said 'Man who killed policeman faces disciplinary action'...

Cameron criticises Bin Laden's affluent lifestyle 0
antharrison 3 years

He asks how can an evil man who has brought misery to millions live in an expensive house in an affluent area and enjoy a life of protectionism and luxury. He then went on to criticise Bin Laden....

Apprentice 2011: winner won't have to use Amstrad phone 0
3 years
Man found alive in the belly of a giant fish. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Journalists fear public 'not arsed' about negative spin on good weather 0
3 years

Journalists in Fleet Street held an emergency meeting today, to discuss the public apathy to negative stories about warm weather. "The general public are displaying an alarming lack of fear about...

Bin Laden's secret location was discovered by Wikileaks 1
acwanaut 3 years
Warren commission fly into Pakistan to officially review Bin Laden assasination 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Al Jazeera TV worry how loss of biggest star will affect advertising revenue. 19
MADJEZ 3 years
Greenpeace retrieve rubbish dumped by U.S Navy Ship 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Bin Laden death actually Jeremy Beadle stunt - beard was a falsie 0
acwanaut 3 years
Insurance for Bin Laden lookalikes increases by 200% 0
virtuallywill 3 years
Daily Mail outraged at Abbottabad compound built without planning permission 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Pakistani ISI Chief to Paxman: "You can't handle the truth!" 0
charlieworth 3 years

The BBC became embroiled in a bizarre controversy last night following a vitriolic and, at times, surreal confrontation between 'Newsnight's' Jeremy Paxman and the Pakistani head of Intelligence, Lt...

Al Qaeda leader was 24 stone when he died. CIA believe he had been larding. 0
wallster 3 years
Pixar secure Bin Laden assassination movie rights 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Pixar pictures moved quickly today, ahead of rival studios, to secure the movie rights to the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. It is believed that they will use the film as a vehicle for the...

Now the wedding is over, the one remaining question the tabloids are asking... 0
MC One R 3 years

Did Harry get it on with Philippa?...

Tony Blair "happy to take the credit for this one" according to reports 0
MC One R 3 years
Bin Laden raid postponed from last Friday. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"The President insisted that it had to be rescheduled to avoid clashing with the Brit Royal Wedding", a CIA spokesman admitted this morning...

AV referendum results 'would have been different under AV' 0
QorbeQ 3 years

More soon. (Getting this one in early before Thursday, irrespective of the result )...

Bin Laden shot by lone gunman from a grassy knoll as CIA said he knew too much 0
ronseal 3 years
Abbot Tabad denies Bin Laden was hiding in Monastery 0
acwanaut 3 years
Bin Laden's death 'actually tragic canoeing accident' - Insurance to pay out 0
acwanaut 3 years
Researchers reveal 'living' carries significant risk of heart disease 1
acwanaut 3 years

You are more at risk of heart diseases, dementia or other really nasty stuff, particularly if you are currently alive, research carried out by the Isle of Wight University has revealed. In the...

Al Qaeda seeks new CEO, after previous CEO ended up with 27 virgins 0
simonjmr 3 years
US Forces not so happy after autopsy reveals dead man is Antipadean "Ben Lardon" 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Referee: "my career ruined" after Ferguson said "he got the game spot on " 0
simonjmr 3 years
Buckingham Palace confirm Wedding video a joint venture between the BBC and SKY+ 0
simonjmr 3 years