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Mona Lisa remains found in Tescos car park Bob Hoskins says every little helps 0
burnmybridges 04.10.12 12:59pm
burnmybridges
Tabloid press display journalistic gravitas over Savile accusations

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pinxit 04.10.12 12:28pm
Jonny Shlep
Saville Row - Family insist Sir Jim was fitted up. 1
reforse 04.10.12 12:08pm
reforse
Gary Glitter denies he raped 14 years old as they are way out of his age range,

2 seven year old,now we are talking...

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burnmybridges 04.10.12 12:04pm
burnmybridges
Woman's headache cured by black mamba injection 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 04.10.12 12:02pm
pinxit
UKIP to re-brand themselves as BNP lite. 4
Deadcode 04.10.12 11:27am
vertical
RyanAir to bid for West Coast Railway for it's London to Edinburgh route. 0
philthefunk 04.10.12 11:26am
philthefunk
Mona Lisa remains found in Florence car park.

Experts have unearthed what they think are the remains of Leonardo Da Vinci's enigmatic model, Mona Lisa., Real name Sharon Burton from Torquay, she was spotted on holiday in 1506 by the young...

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philthefunk 04.10.12 11:23am
philthefunk
Poetry Week, no 6

It's amazing how rumours can travel,, since the death of Mr J Savile., To "Fix" his Urgins@,, was he fingering Virgins?., his reputation begins to unravel. With a demeanor as pure as a Vicar's,...

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Rowly 04.10.12 11:07am
Rowly
In celebration of 'National Poetry Week', Celebrity Poems no5

The Randy Old Bugger stood by the spinning decks, His fingers full of jinglers, He had one hand down his shorts, And the other up a teenagers J. Savile...

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philthefunk 04.10.12 10:25am
philthefunk
Cadburys win bid to own the colour purple. Whoopi Goldberg said to be furious 0
george.scofield 04.10.12 10:02am
george.scofield
Prince Harry to tour Adele after Afghanistan 0
philthefunk 04.10.12 10:01am
philthefunk
Following investigations

into the Jimmy Saville scandal at the BBC,police have now recieved evidance from none other than Bubbles the chimp of the late Michael Jackson.Bubbles has spoken to police that he and other chimps...

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Banzai 04.10.12 9:51am
Dave Grigger
Jim, Can you fix it for me to beat these sex offence charges, asks fellow BBC DJ 0
ronseal 04.10.12 9:49am
ronseal
West Coast Rail bid delayed by 'wrong type of civil servant' 1
philthefunk 04.10.12 9:28am
dvo4fun
NUS Report Floppy-Haired-Indie-Kids are now “Critically Endangered”

As universities across the country return to lectures, the slow dwindling of the population of floppy-haired-indie-kids has now reached crisis point, with the NUS upgrading them from endangered to...

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james_doc 04.10.12 9:18am
james_doc
Ed Miliband

has apologised for any confusion that his speech has caused. The One Nation he was talking about was China...

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philthefunk 04.10.12 9:09am
philthefunk
Public to Endure another David Blaine "Feat of Endurance"

Professional attention seeker David Blaine will once more subject the general public to another pointless, essentially risk-free stunt., Blaine's doctor outlined the risks and then described how in...

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moanygit 04.10.12 8:58am
pinxit
Women in Saudi IKEA catalogue “just got lost looking for the cafe”

IKEA has defended the publication of a catalogue for Saudi Arabia without pictures of women in it by asserting that the brochure was intended to feature both sexes, but that all their models had...

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Sir Lupus 04.10.12 8:50am
looking sideways
Now then pop pickers....

here are some new entries for this weeks hit parade., In at 10 - Gary Glitter, At No.9 - Can I Touch You There - Jimmy & The Saviles, New Entry - No.8 - My Ding-a-Ling - The Mandevilles, No.7...

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philthefunk 04.10.12 8:13am
philthefunk
Savile Row.....

.Suits the tabloids?...

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Jesse Bigg 04.10.12 7:55am
Sinnick
Barber of Savile charged with grooming 0
medici2471 04.10.12 7:41am
medici2471
Angry mob reconvenes after summer of sporting success...

Recent revelations about Jimmy Savile have brought an angry mob back together, following a summer of sporting triumph and a feelgood factor that, at times, has threatened to go off the chart. Bob...

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Tripod 04.10.12 7:35am
dvo4fun
New Beaujolais to be named after Savile,

as it uses the youngest gropes...

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philthefunk 04.10.12 7:32am
philthefunk
'Forgotten 50% is a priority,' says shadow chancellor, 'but so is the other 60%' 5
DustyBinLaden 04.10.12 6:41am
moanygit
Lightning Strike boy disappointed with [lack of] superpowers,

A schoolboy from Swindon who was struck by lightning outside his school is said to be disappointed at the lack of SuperPowers resulting from the incident., The boy, aged 11 is said to be stable but...

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moanygit 04.10.12 6:38am
moanygit
David Blaine accepts biggest challenge: joining lunchtime queue in post office. 1
Tripod 04.10.12 6:16am
Squudge
An American Miracle

http://bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/barack-obama-embracing-mitt-romney-wood-for-debate.jpg, Following the first round of presidential debates in the United States, President...

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thesilverflute 04.10.12 5:30am
thesilverflute
Mario Balotelli spends quiet night in

Tradition is a word that holds special meaning in the minds of football fans up and down the land. As the sport inches further and further from the genesis of the rail roads and ship yards of...

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Hooch 04.10.12 12:19am
Hooch
Music-for-gameshow-headphones contract secured by Cradle of Filth

The battle to secure the rights to supply the music for the contestants' headphones on All Star Mr & Mrs has been won by Suffolk-based extreme metal outfit, Cradle of Filth. "We need the...

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jamsieoconnor 04.10.12 12:18am
jamsieoconnor