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New term of abuse chosen for Alcohol Enthusiasts for the 2010's 5
404 Not Found 3 years

In the 1980's it was "Lager-louts"., In the 1990's it was "Alcopop-teens"., In the 2000's it was "Binge-drinkers". The results of Thursdays meeting of the ministry of the nanny-state show a clear...

Greek Finance Minister admits "This Euro thing is way too hard." 2
rikkor 3 years
Nick Clegg buried at sea to avoid creating a shrine for 'Yes' men. 3
Mr Payne 3 years

Cameron says the coalition will continue to work exactly as before. Nick who?...

Cameron refuses to release photos of the corpse of Clegg's political career 0
bonjonelson 3 years
McCartney to marry again. What's wrong with this one ? A Newsbiscuit exclusive. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Middle East corresponent sacked over West Bank spoonerism.. more soon 1
404 Not Found 3 years
RSPCA calls for greater protection Lib Dem councillors 2
Mrblacker 3 years

The almost overnight disappearance of hundreds of Liberal Democrat councillors, can't be allowed to happen again, according the the RSPCA. "it's a symptom of our current attitude to the natural...

Yorkshire cedes Halifax to Lancashire after local gives tourist directions 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Bin Laden's death confirmed by Bin Laden 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed al-Megrahi beats Lib Dem candidate in safe Scottish seat. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Lib Dems secure unexpected majority in Purgatory East constituency. 0
Deacon 3 years
Berlusconi advises Lib Dems "electorate may just be playing hard to get". 2
Deacon 3 years
Voyager 2 actually sent into space with record of Baccara's Yes Sir I Can Boogie 4
Deacon 3 years

Ex-NASA employee De'Ante V. Miguerrez III Snr. finds the Golden Record that should have been sent - complete with Beethoven and Stravinksy recordings and directions to Earth - while clearing out...

US forces seize cache of unreleased Bin Laden video footage 22
Golgo13 3 years

While American forces celebrate the intelligence victory that led to the death of Al-Qaeda leader and cinéma vérité auteur, Osama bin Laden, his extensive video library of unfinished work and...

WWF Announce New Liberal Democrat Breeding Programme 0
mystic 3 years

It has been announced today by the World Wildlife Fund that they are to start a special breeding programme to protect the endanged species ,The Liberal Democrat. Liberal Democrat populations have...

Clegg votes 'no' as it was the alternative to what he wanted to vote for 2
Basil_B 3 years
Human Rights Activists call for skateboarding to be illegalised. 1
Deacon 3 years

Cruel to victims and fish...

Breaking news: Al Qaeda reporting Bin Laden attacked and shot by US Navy Seals 2
simonjmr 3 years

Next update due Friday 13th May. Al-Qaeda news brought to you on Betamax, VHS and donkey. More soon...

Fears for health of Newsbiscuit site... 1
Screenie 3 years

as too much coffee and sex has detrimental effect on its ticker...

Teenage Hygiene 1
Durchfall 3 years

Sir, I have a teenage son who seldom graces the bathroom with his presence. He carries around with him the true spirit of a soap dodging Englishman. My son is a great Europhile. One of his...

Lib Dem political aide describes today as “a good day to bury bad councillors” 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Computer gremlins hit nb contributor and force quick ticker to resolve issue 0
Basil_B 3 years
William's absence due to royal wedding blamed for late rescue of injured hiker 0
Basil_B 3 years

Just one week after his wedding, Prince William has been embroiled in his first controvesy as he's been blamed for the late rescue of a hiker from Mount Snowdon in Snowdonia National Park. 'I don't...

Initial stroke leads to sex, coffee and blowing nose 2
simonjmr 3 years
Andy Murray's Wimbledon preparations on track 3
Pinhead 3 years

as the dour frisp gets hammered in Madrid...

1st celestial virgin sells Osama sex-romp story to Fortean Times. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years

More soon With a hat-tip to all those posters going on about the whole 72 virgins thing...

'No sign of him yet' say 72 expectant virgins 3
pinxit 3 years
Weight Watchers refuse to talk about elephants in the room. 2
Stan Laurel 3 years
SETI axed. To be replaced by Search for Human Intelligence on Terra. More soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Lib Dems now less electable than Al-Qaeda, survey shows. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years