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Couple Marries and Files for Divorce on Same Day, Cite Practicality

FLEMINGTON, NJ – September 23rd Kristen Sokolowski and Justin Garnier, both of Flemington, made history last weekend by being the first couple to be married and get their divorce papers on the...

26.09.13 8:56pm
Asda delicatessen worker mistaken for escaped psycho mental patient

http:// sorry don't know how to directly upload a picture ???...

irreverendJ 26.09.13 8:44pm
Man has nose grown on forehead - Blows his Mind

Now awaiting soft tissue donor...

Flugelbinder 26.09.13 8:26pm
Architectural firm sacks half its staff "to create a sense of space". More soon 0
Al OPecia 26.09.13 7:48pm
Al OPecia
Vice President of Investment Bank worked way up from Vice President 0
Dumbnews 26.09.13 7:48pm
Man has close shave at Sweeney Todd-themed barber shop 0
AReader 26.09.13 7:36pm
One in four supermarket employees is mental, claims charity spokesperson 0
Cuckoo 26.09.13 6:30pm
Farmer arrested after police find His 'n' Herd's matching towels in bedroom 0
sydalg 26.09.13 5:26pm
Scouts to vote on Devolution unveils Salmond 0
simonjmr 26.09.13 4:31pm
Only 20% of Scouts describe themselves as Scottish 0
simonjmr 26.09.13 4:29pm
Emotional Wrench sweeps the board at tearful Tool of the Year awards

There were moving scenes at the prestigious Tool of the Year awards at London’s Connaught hotel, as Makita’s new Emotional Wrench won three awards, including the coveted “best loved tool” in...

nickb 26.09.13 4:00pm
Evidence of dyscalculia victims multiplying simply doesn't add up... 0
Loundshay 26.09.13 3:36pm
New nose grown on man's forehead Amazing pic. from BBC News...

custard cream 26.09.13 3:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Injured Ice Cream vendor claims "hundreds and thousands" in compensation 6
seymour totti 26.09.13 3:08pm
It's already been done... 1
John Wiltshire 26.09.13 3:08pm
Smart Alex
Ed Miliband introduces regulation to prevent future gaffes

Labour leader Ed Miliband has announced a revolutionary new policy, which he thinks will stop him saying really stupid things that have not been thought through. ‘Taken energy price capping as an...

antharrison 26.09.13 1:57pm
Asda introduce "ordinary bloke" fancy dress costume

Asda has replaced the criticised mental patient fancy dress outfit with another called "ordinary bloke" which consists of a range of jeans, teeshirts and jackets. "We think it's going to be a huge...

apepper 26.09.13 1:35pm
Supermarket to sell Easily-confused-Asda-checkout-assistant Halloween costumes

Scary huh?...

Smart Alex 26.09.13 1:30pm
Smart Alex
Rural theatre seeking character actor to be offered high-speed Broadbent 0
Smart Alex 26.09.13 1:22pm
Smart Alex
Mr. Incredible shuts M5 by climbing a bridge dressed as an unemployed plasterer

In protest at having to spend too much time with his children...

Ian Searle 26.09.13 1:02pm
Ian Searle
Derby steels itself for Derby v Derby "Ultra-Derby"

The midland town of Derby is preparing for one of football's iconic events this weekend, in which its beloved home team plays itself in the time honoured Derby v Derby derby.  "It's the spectacle of...

nickb 26.09.13 12:05pm
Man Adds Americas Cup To List Of Soon-To-Be-Forgotten Unforgettable Moments

Brian Leslie (39) has added the spectacular comeback of the American Oracle Sailing Team in the Americas Cup to his list of unforgettable moments in sport. The 1-8 reverse to a 9-8 victory also joins...

SimonJJames 26.09.13 10:48am
Sting to co-write LP with Sid the Tantric Sexist

Includes the moving love ballad, 'Yee divn't sweat much fer a fat lass'...

clench 26.09.13 10:33am
45 minute fire escape route blamed for 130 IKEA blaze deaths

'The majority of the dead shoppers had just got into the IKEA entrance when the alarm sounded, forcing them into a 45 minute tour of the premises which sadly cost them their lives,' said a Croydon...

jimiedge 26.09.13 10:28am
It's as if you lot are from another planet, says exasperated Plutocrat 0
ronseal 26.09.13 10:10am
Sainsburys withdraw Derren Brown Mentalist fancy dress outfit 0
Backup Brian 26.09.13 9:42am
Backup Brian
Bristol man fights strong desire to join a political party

Bristol man Jim Shaw, 46, thinks he has successfully fought off a powerful compulsion to join a political party. Mr Shaw explained that several weeks ago he was gripped by a growing desire to join...

roybland 26.09.13 9:04am
Tesco bag spotted in Isle of Wight airspace

There were dramatic scenes at the allotments in Ryde yesterday, after a Tesco bag was spotted floating dangerously close to pensioners as they tended their root vegetables in the afternoon sun....

Robopop 26.09.13 9:00am
BBC copyright experts carefully following China's new hit series, 'Dr Hu' 2
sydalg 26.09.13 8:47am
Orbison verdict on Cameron, Clegg and Miliband "Only Baloney, ted de de um um". 0
Al OPecia 26.09.13 8:45am
Al OPecia