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| Coalition says being united on Afghan War does not mean coming second | 0 |  |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Discarded red tape 'killing fishing industry' | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Beth Tweddle awarded MBE with uneven bar | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Director Loach submits actor to torture to give him audience’s perspective | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Man has coronary to avoid sex | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Pope denounces same sex coalition as ‘an abomination’ | 8 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
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Pope Benedict XVI has described the new coalition government between Nick Clegg and David Cameron as ‘an abomination’ and ‘an insidious and dangerous threat to society.’ Speaking to pilgrims... |
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| God forms coalition with the Devil to fend off Dawkins challenge | 1 | |
ichabod | 2 years |
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The Supreme Being has confirmed He will form a working coalition with former adversary Satan, in response to the challenge posed by a leading Atheist party. Speaking through an emotionally-troubled... |
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| ‘Hundreds’ of former MPs yet to be officially scrapped | 0 | |
fun and games | 2 years |
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Three weeks after the election, many once of Westminster, remain at large and are still yet to be registered for the MPs scrappage scheme. Under this, former members of the House of Commons give... |
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| Disillusioned Suicide Bomber "lost the will to die". More soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 2 years |
| Two weeks on from the election and Nick Robinson has only just left Downing St | 2 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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BBC political and election analyst Nick Robinson has today reluctantly left Downing St a whole two weeks after the election had finished., A crestfallen Robinson was almost visibly sobbing as he... |
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| Milliband brothers banned from late-night hustings by babysitter. more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
| Obama quips 'put it away Michelle' as beaver type creature is seen by his podium | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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More furry Whitehouse tales soon... |
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| Isle of Wight celebrates relief of Mafeking | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
| Mourinho can't think of anything he's more special than anymore. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Jose the creator of the Universe coming soon... |
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| Men left reeling as study finds they still don't do enough | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Women desperately need their partner to be more than breadwinner, sperm donor, childminder, housemaid, and occasional sex-buddy to stop them feeling so over-worked and under-appreciated, says... |
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| Panic on streets of London as big round hot yellow thing appears in sky. | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| Heart attack survivors avoid sex, for rest of day | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Also avoid using whipped cream during sex... |
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| Paul McCartney in dispute with Red Bull over who gave us Wings. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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More(..ll of Kintyre..) Soon. http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/sounddude/wings.jpg... |
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| Dolphins Once Stalked The Earth- Then They Got Smart | 1 | |
rfreed | 3 years |
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New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and... |
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| Bono in life-saving op to remove ingrowing sunglasses. | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
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ER er, more soon... |
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| Capello fears for team morale " John Terry is World Cup willy". | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| Jordan to put up as candidate for leader of the Labour Party | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'I've got the tits', said the coy,unassuming, young lady who hides from the press... |
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| Scientist Creates Artificial God | 2 | |
afternoonslow | 3 years |
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In a world first, a maverick Top International Scientist Craig Venter, has made a synthetic God from scratch., The creation of a new God which has been nicknamed 'Synthia', paves the way for... |
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| Nick Robinson to be given place in next all - Tory cabinet | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Bono gets Spinal Tap. Morose Soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Prison population reaches record high | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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Thanks to readily available heroin... |
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| Panic at Devon County Show | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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There were scenes of mass panic at the Devon county show today when a rumour went round that a synthetic life form was stalking the showground. Peace returned when the organisers assured the visitors... |
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| DFS to recall sofas as a design fault means they may not be Darlek proof. | 1 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Tories propose marriage tax break for the new coalition | 0 | |
dan_waterworth | 3 years |
| Emergency operation removes Bono's head from his arse. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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