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Amazon-gate investigation comes to an abrupt end

(more later)...

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Wrenfoe 07.08.13 1:20pm
ronseal
Big Rhett's, I've had a few, admits Scarlett O'Hara (blushing) 1
sydalg 07.08.13 12:44pm
Lindy Moone
Isle of Wight phone boxes get texting facilities

There is scarcely a public phone throughout the island without a queue of at least ten teenagers lined up outside, as the youth are swept along by the new “texting” craze. Concerned parents'...

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sydalg 07.08.13 12:30pm
Titus
Bong-Bongo Land Outraged That UKIP Is Forbidden to Mention Their Country

"It's bad enough not existing" said the president of Bong-Bongo Land this morning "Without members of some British political parties being forbidden even to mention our country." "I mentioned it...

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Titus 07.08.13 12:19pm
Titus
Karma finally catches up with ex-Buddhist monk 0
davetwojackets 07.08.13 12:18pm
davetwojackets
British Intelligence launch subscription surveillance service, GCHQ+

‘The new GCHQ paywall heralds a brave new world of electronic surveillance,’ said Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘Now, for just £100 million you get complete access to everything we know.’...

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Ludicity 07.08.13 11:33am
Ludicity
Bongo-bongo grateful for UKIP hat-tip

"Unfortunately, our nation has become a standing joke for racist idiots" said Olive Mweseke, Exterior Minister for the tiny West African state of Bonjeu-Bonjeu., "In fact, many people don't realise...

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FlashArry 07.08.13 11:17am
Wrenfoe
New paternity doubts as royal baby lands job on X-Factor 0
sydalg 07.08.13 10:53am
sydalg
Italian government annouce increase in aid to Bunga Bunga land 2
Scronnyglonkle 07.08.13 10:25am
Squudge
Daily Mail demands closure of evil website www.dailymail.co.uk

The Daily Mail today demanded the immediate closure of what it described as 'this vile website.' 'It is disgraceful that this site can still be viewed,' it fumed. 'Its contents are nothing short of...

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John Wiltshire 07.08.13 10:21am
John Wiltshire
Pub banter with "Gentle Giant" biker leaves two hospitalised - 2

Police began an urgent man-hunt for Mick Sweeney, a 6'4 heavily-tattooed biker, who is alleged to have committed a serious assault on two tourists in a remote country pub just outside Southampton....

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Re Pete 07.08.13 9:48am
Wrenfoe
British Government Sends Owl And Pussycat On Third World Goodwill Visit

Pleanty of scope for development there I suspect. Help yourselves...

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Titus 07.08.13 8:54am
Titus
Chelsea offer Rooney 100 Grans a week 1
Scronnyglonkle 07.08.13 8:36am
raudus
Bongo-bongo Land Ambassador Complains About UKIP Statement

"If our country were to actually exist" said its ambassador in an official statment this morning "It would almost certainly have a hyphen. It is a grave discourtesy to fail to take the trouble to...

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Titus 07.08.13 8:30am
Titus
Cameron evacuates staff from Bongo-Bongo Land Embassy. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 07.08.13 8:23am
Titus
Ukip to no longer serve Umbongo at conferences 0
davetwojackets 07.08.13 8:08am
davetwojackets
Zoologist who described Tiger as preditory, critisied by RSPCA 3
Scronnyglonkle 07.08.13 7:54am
Titus
Reconciled flood engineers agree that its water over the bridge

Hat-tip to Sinnick...

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AReader 07.08.13 7:52am
AReader
Reconciled hydrologists agree it's water under the bridge 2
Sinnick 07.08.13 7:13am
Wrenfoe
No story whatsoever in Amazon's business practices, decides Washington Post 1
ronseal 07.08.13 7:04am
Wrenfoe
Lab-burger cheese could be grown from knob stem cells, claim boffins. 0
Boutros 07.08.13 1:43am
Boutros
UN thrown into turmoil as Argentina is reclaimed by the Kingdon of Spain

Maybe more when I've slept on it...

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AReader 06.08.13 11:53pm
Titus
Confused man arranges sprinklers to spray water over musical groups 0
AReader 06.08.13 10:38pm
AReader
Lab-grown burger scientists will attempt to synthesise Pippa Middleton's rear.

And then put it in a sesame seed bun. Philistines...

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deskpilot3 06.08.13 10:18pm
deskpilot3
Eric Pickles found hiding in North London sewer. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 06.08.13 10:13pm
deskpilot3
Entrepreneur launches site to solve a problem that does not exist 0
Dumbnews 06.08.13 10:03pm
Dumbnews
World's first lab-grown footballer

As the football season draws near, Premiership teams have been frustrated in their efforts to sign top players. Scientists at Maastricht University think they may have the answer. Taking stem cells...

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Wrenfoe 06.08.13 8:44pm
Jesus H
Spaniards Object To Construction Of Reef Which Might Endanger An Amada

Sorry, when I said Spaniards, I meant North Gibraltarians...

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Titus 06.08.13 8:27pm
Wrenfoe
The lady in Smith's - my apology - 2

Several years ago I bumped into a lady in Smith's, causing her to fall to the ground. After strenuously denying it for all these years, I have now decided I would like to apologise to her. It...

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John Wiltshire 06.08.13 8:20pm
Titus
Argentina Challenges Spain: "Get Off - Gibraltar Is Part Of Las Islas Malvinas" 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:04pm
Titus