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Sun Page 3: Cute Kate from Cambridge says....

the paparazzi should leave the royal family alone...

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Alfred Noakes 15.09.12 9:08am
Otto Jespersen
Wayne Rooney might well be able to kick a ball about

but proves he's just a Liverpudlian poof by wearing gloves, on a sports field, in the middle of March...

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ramblesid 15.09.12 9:06am
Otto Jespersen
French confused by UK 'bum in, tits out' media policy 0
Squudge 15.09.12 8:41am
Squudge
"He's in the billiards room!" frustrated military shouts after Taliban 0
Skylarking 15.09.12 8:31am
Skylarking
Sleeping man's recurrent vision of pickled cabbage was Wurst Nightmare 11
ronseal 15.09.12 8:14am
ronseal
Fatwa Issued Against Ricky Gervais

The Catholic church has issued it's version of a Fatwa against roly-poly writer and comedian Ricky Gervais after a serious of attacks and "tweets" deriding the religion and its followers. The...

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HIGNFY 15.09.12 8:00am
charlies_hat
Cable to tie workers' hands 0
Sir Lupus 14.09.12 10:26pm
Sir Lupus
Washer dryer guilty of theft, says jury.

Mrs Ann Townsend of Battersea has been awarded custody of her clothes after a jury found in her favour. The defendent, a white Zanussi ZKG7169 washer dryer, was found guilty on two specimen charges...

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Boutros 14.09.12 10:10pm
dvo4fun
Boris more popular than Thatcher - according to T-shirt sales

or according to a survey reported in the guardian, Boris Johnson is Britain's most respected politician. I'm lost for words - although pleased to live in Scotland...

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Sir Lupus 14.09.12 8:25pm
Sir Lupus
"All Muslims Are Thieves, Liars and Twats" Movie put on hold says Gervais 4
HIGNFY 14.09.12 6:55pm
HIGNFY
US complain about Islamic extremists' videos 0
Sinnick 14.09.12 5:02pm
Sinnick
Royal threat to sue brings French magazine Closer close to closure 0
custard cream 14.09.12 4:48pm
custard cream
Legal Action as Royals Attempt 'Cover Up' 0
kjo36 14.09.12 4:34pm
kjo36
Paralympic medal mayhem as wheelchair athlete tests positive for WD40. 1
ianrbland 14.09.12 4:04pm
antharrison
William expresses feelings over topless Kate photos in French letter. 0
Queen of Tarts 14.09.12 4:03pm
Queen of Tarts
After successes with cheese and pretzels, Kraft/Cadbury launch "Teapots" 0
Nails UK 14.09.12 3:50pm
Nails UK
French magazine building hit by helicopter missile.

more later...

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Joe Reynolds 14.09.12 3:48pm
Joe Reynolds
Film makers claim "3D Footage of Suicide Bomber Ground Breaking" 0
kjo36 14.09.12 3:40pm
kjo36
Rumours abound as Prince Philip takes up photography

more later...

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Joe Reynolds 14.09.12 3:25pm
Joe Reynolds
Prince in a stew over wife's dumplings

more later...

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Joe Reynolds 14.09.12 3:19pm
Joe Reynolds
Topless girl ‘definitely Kate’ insist Lincolnshire couple

A Lincolnshire couple who claimed they took a photo of a lion while on holiday in Essex earlier this month, insist that this time the grainy images of a young female caught sunbathing topless in a...

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Gerontius 14.09.12 2:59pm
Gerontius
Islamists attack Sudan: "because it contains letters U, S and A"

- about as logical as the other stuff they're doing...

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Sinnick 14.09.12 2:55pm
ramblesid
Kate ribbed 0
medici2471 14.09.12 2:21pm
medici2471
Kate Boobs

- see, I could almost be a Sun caption writer !...

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Sinnick 14.09.12 1:42pm
Sinnick
British media making a mountain out of a molehill, claims Closer 0
medici2471 14.09.12 1:40pm
medici2471
Pensioner pugilists to return to ring.

Muhammad Ali odds on to beat Ricky Hatton as both come out of retirement...

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Joe Reynolds 14.09.12 1:14pm
Sinnick
French Revolution as Royal Topples

[variation on ws's sub]...

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Sinnick 14.09.12 1:11pm
Sinnick
Surplus supply of photovoltaic (PV) polysilicon: will this affect house prices? 0
ronseal 14.09.12 1:11pm
ronseal
US Drone Obliterates Bee Hive 2
Martin Shuttlecock 14.09.12 1:08pm
sigmund
FREEDOM OF THE PRESS AND BREASTS...HAS IT ALL GONE PEAR-SHAPED!

Has the media made a booby over rumours concerning one hairy nipple...

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Joe Reynolds 14.09.12 12:54pm
Joe Reynolds