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Charles Taylor seeks "blood diamond" sentence increase to 60 years “for Queen”

In one of the more unusual tributes to the Queen on her Jubilee weekend, convicted war criminal and blood diamond hoarder Charles Taylor asked for his “insultingly inadequate” 50 year sentence to...

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Yikes 02.06.12 10:47am
Yikes
Jubilee Flotilla ready to roll as Thames cleared of dead tramps and hookers 0
Yikes 02.06.12 9:54am
Yikes
Cameron makes embarrassing gaff on EU Referendum

In another gaff to rival the recent LOL debacle, David Cameron today admits being confused by 'gullible' and 'grey'. He stated "We'll offer to give the electorate a Referendum on Europe to gain the...

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Mart1054 02.06.12 9:06am
Mart1054
Daily Mail website banned as "unsuitable for children"

Editor: "Now wait a minute"...

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apepper 02.06.12 8:16am
apepper
U-Turn Latest; government restores Cromwellian republic

In a shock move, the government has overturned it's previous opposition to the Commonwealth created by Oliver Cromwell. "Serious times need serious government.", explained David Cameron, dressed in...

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apepper 05.06.12 4:11pm
apepper
Walmart "shocked" at news that Mexican officials took bribes.

"Corruption? In a third world country? I just can't believe it" said a shocked Rob Walton...

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Maverick 02.06.12 5:45am
Maverick
Cycling events set to attract pedalphiles. 1
Maverick 02.06.12 8:56am
jimmydodger
Homeopaths agree to treat straight people. 0
Maverick 02.06.12 5:31am
Maverick
Austerity Measures Mean No Medals At London 2012 - Nectar Points Instead 0
Textbook 02.06.12 2:15am
Textbook
'I want to see out my contract' Manager, chained to stadium 'just in case' 0
LPWright 01.06.12 9:31pm
LPWright
Evangelist Converts Loft 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 01.06.12 8:54pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Brits divided over whether David Cameron is from Mars or Venus

One in ten Brits believe that Prime Minister David Cameron could be an alien living on earth, according to a survey, but people are divided over whether he is from Mars or Venus. The research, which...

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roybland 01.06.12 7:26pm
roybland
Queen honours Republican Society with royal title

To mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen has awarded the title of "Royal" to the Republican Society and it will be known henceforth as the Royal Republic Society. The president of the society denied...

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apepper 01.06.12 7:22pm
apepper
Jubilee street parties set to remind neighbours why they avoid each other 0
Mandy Lifeboat 01.06.12 7:06pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ford to Launch Special Edition Van,"Transit Venus"

Available, London 6th June 05;37 to 05;55, Tokyo 6th June 07;10 to 13;47, Offer not available from dealerships in West Africa & South America...

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Rowly 01.06.12 6:57pm
Rowly
Doctor of Homeopathy cures patients with just 2 words

[from University of Rufford, perhaps ?]...

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Sinnick 03.06.12 6:54am
riesler
NHS Trust fined for data breaches set to raise funds by selling old PCs on ebay 0
Nails UK 01.06.12 4:41pm
Nails UK
RSPCA fury as Korean restaurant advertises "Full Old English". More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 01.06.12 10:01pm
Sinnick
Austerity forces Jubilee downgrade from Diamond to Rhinestone.

..more soon...

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Al OPecia 01.06.12 4:00pm
Al OPecia
International Cricket Council stumped by Syrian crimes against humanity referral 0
cinquecento 01.06.12 3:44pm
cinquecento
Queen to spend weekend having a BBQ and watching telly like rest of nation . 0
MADJEZ 01.06.12 3:36pm
MADJEZ
Pet shop thefts; new leads

More to follow...

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apepper 01.06.12 3:39pm
RickH
Church archivist sold with Full Service History 1
Smart Alex 01.06.12 8:15pm
beau-jolly
Sheep farmers hold tup aware party 1
rustytruss 01.06.12 6:46pm
Rowly
Brevity Association ends 0
bonjonelson 01.06.12 2:34pm
bonjonelson
Shock as boxer has 'fight of his life' inside the ring

A boxer has stunned feature writers by having 'the fight of his life' inside a roped off area, in front of baying crowd, with a trainer in attendance and a referee presiding over the event. Kenny...

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ronseal 01.06.12 6:25pm
LOCOG insists re-using Jubilee flags at Olympics 'would be act of treason'

LOCOG has warned patriotic members of the public about the dangers of re-using Jubilee flags. Devoid of sponsorship logos and sometimes home-made, Lord Coe insisted the wilful use of a non-Olympic...

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03.06.12 2:42pm
tedweasel
Homeopaths to strike after failing to agree pensions remedy

Homeopaths working for the NHS have voted underwhelming to strike over proposed pension reform. This will see them join ’real doctors' taking action over the issue. Currently practitioners save for...

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Perks 01.06.12 4:36pm
Secretly Gay Society cancels outing 1
rustytruss 01.06.12 2:11pm
JonnyJP
Premier League Footballer Not Charged With Anything

57-times capped England footballer Dwayne Bestcott was not arrested by police last Sunday morning after a Coke-fuelled afternoon out with his parents at a Toby Carvery in Droitwich. The silky...

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weeb52 01.06.12 1:01pm
weeb52