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|U.K Government To Privatise The Country's Oxygen||2||
The government today is expected to push through legislation which would would hand over control and day to day running of the country’s oxygen to the highest bidding private company. “This much...
|FIFA ban John Terry from wearing his alternative white poppy||0||
|Berlusconi to dedicate life to the rehabilitation of fallen women.||1||
|Cameron relaxes checks on Border Agency to relieve pressure on May||0||
||Duncan Biscuit||3 years|
|Report says people still at risk from scams and .asks £50 for more details||0||
||Duncan Biscuit||3 years|
|Sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock'n'roll has no place in the X factor says Cowell||0||
|Santa Claus to step down: markets respond positively||2||
||Des Custard||3 years|
Stock markets have responded positively to news that Toyland's Prime Minister Santo Nicalosi, better known as Santa Claus, or Sugar Daddy Christmas to his closest female admirers, is to step down...
|There's no historical evidence of Sartre's existence claims Sentamu||0||
|Man arrested for not having Facebook account.||12||
A 37 year old Brighton man was held overnight by police yesterday after being arrested for not having a Facebook account., Sussex Police confirmed today that the man, who was questioned for over 16...
|Burlesconi resignation leaves satirists in turmoil||1||
The world of satire has been thrown into chaos by the resignation of Silvio Burlesconi. "First Sarah Palin and now this, if it wasn't for Boris Johnson, I don't think I could carry on.", said one...
|Metropolitan Police posts plastic bullets to protestors||0||
|X Factor contestant confesses "I wasn't on a journey, just in a singing contest"||0||
|Now lawyers vow to seek prosecution of Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeons||2||
Following the successful conviction of Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, by a Los Angeles court, prosecutors have confirmed that they are intending to bring the pop star’s plastic surgeons...
|Barking dog employs writers to produce "new material"||0||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
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|GPs complain patient appointments interfere with social engagements||13||
As average salaries top £106k, GPs are finding it increasingly difficult to fit in patient appointments between trips to the opera and games of golf. 'We do like to see the odd one when we can but...
|Government cuts "We just won't creosote it this year" says Minister of Defence||5||
|Simulated Mars mission ‘Real’ claim conspiracy theorists.||11||
|Berlusconi - "Can I have a leaving party?"||0||
|Prison officers 'disappointed' by discovery of drugs and prostitutes||0||
As scrawled signs reading 'pussy loans at reesonibble rates' and 'dons discount dope den' were being removed today, prison officers were denying that Ford Open Prison's new regime is way too lax...
|Poor transfer market activity blamed for European financial crisis||2||
Ex-footballer and pundit, Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, has today presented his analysis of the European financial collapse in the SunSport analysis column. Blaming a lack of constructive activity in the...
|Blake gets the needle as Amy Winehouse's personal effects go up for sale.||0||
|Hajj up date - as Muslims throw stones at Satan, asteroid heads towards earth||0||
|EU meltdown, UKIP's Farage determined to keep feet on the ground||0||
|Papandreou blames low self-esteem for vote of no confidence||0||
|‘Carbon Dating Agency’ coming to Britain.||0||
A new Dating agency with a unique twist is preparing to propel itself into the UK market., Already a success in former Soviet states and France ‘Carbon Dating Agency’ takes a DNA sample from all...
|Jacko doc's treatments 'beyond the pale' says Judge.||0||
|Nick Griffin blackballed over White's membership||0||
|MINI begins production of rival to US Army’s Abrams tanks||11||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
BMW MINI have confirmed that they have started work on a range of main battle tanks in an attempt to break into the lucrative defence market. CEO Ian Robertson is delighted with what he is calling...
|Mexican court sentences prostitute to six months of freedom.||7||
|Newcastle 'Poppy Appeal' hit as Mike Ashley statue fund continues to grow.||0||
||Bryan with a Y||3 years|
The Royal British Legion expressed dismay tonight, as this years 'Poppy Appeal' collection in Newcastle was well below expected figures. Capt Newbridge put the shortfall down to the 'Ashley' effect....
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