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Captain of Cutty Sark happy with his new teas and seas 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:35am
Smart Alex
Enthusiastic marathon runner praised for going the extra mile 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:34am
Smart Alex
Agoraphobics Society cancels open day 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:33am
Smart Alex
Children who watch too much 3D TV warned it will turn their eyes cuboid 1
Ian Searle 01.06.12 1:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Bletchley Park set task of breaking ministerial code 3
loveandgarbage 01.06.12 12:38pm
simonjmr
Glasgow Rangers to be replaced in Scottish Premier League

Following the recent liquidation of Glasgow Rangers FC , the Scottish Premier League has announced that they will be replaced next season by Govan Orange Athletic Lodge FC. The League management...

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weeb52 01.06.12 9:24am
weeb52
Glasgow Rangers to be replaced in Scottish Premier League

Following the recent liquidation of Glasgow Rangers FC , the Scottish Premier League has announced that they will be replaced next season by Govan Orange Athletic Lodge FC. The League management...

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weeb52 01.06.12 9:24am
weeb52
BREAKING NEWS: Being able to complete a rubik's cube does NOT make you smart

Research has confirmed that due to the numerous sequential possibilities available to complete the Rubik's cube, it is no longer to be considered as a symbol of greater intellect. Although...

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idlebanter 01.06.12 9:22am
idlebanter
Overworked bunting hangers admit they're flagging 2
Midfield Diamond 01.06.12 10:48am
cinquecento
Doctors find that smoked salmon is healthier than B&H 0
Sinnick 01.06.12 8:40am
Sinnick
Frank Lampard & Christine Bleakley to host Spainsh TV Euro 2012 "Juan Show" 2
Scronnyglonkle 01.06.12 8:39am
Scronnyglonkle
England squad to take ukes to Ukraine

It’s the ukulele capital of the world. They love them so much that after the visit of their favourite film star George Formby in 1958, they actually put the “uke” in Ukraine by changing the...

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nickb 01.06.12 8:22am
nickb
Isle of Wight to celebrate Victoria’s diamond Jubilee this weekend.

Cowes residents hoping to see sail-past of Dreadnoughts...

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Thor 01.06.12 7:28am
Thor
Man with nervous tic prosecuted for animal cruelty. 1
Thor 01.06.12 11:33am
JonnyJP
Apathy Society plans Day of Inaction. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 01.06.12 7:35pm
RickH
The Sun To Begin Printing In ALL CAPS

The Sun has long been known as the newspaper for those who wish to feel like they are being shouted at by a crazy person. Now the paper is going to enhance this vibe by beginning to print all of its...

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Textbook 01.06.12 9:10am
Perks
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

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Yikes 02.06.12 1:31pm
JohnA
New web startup promises to make more difficult something nobody does 2
Dumbnews 14.06.12 11:01am
ronseal
Hodgson loses another player 'too embarrassed to play for England'

Frank Lampard has become the latest England player too embarrassed to play for his country at this summer’s Euros. He joins a long list of players that have opted to keep the little dignity they...

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Perks 01.06.12 5:08am
dvo4fun
Horoscopes for June

Aries, An awkward moment at the team brief on the 12th. Your boss asks you to say something that will break the ice and, after a short pause, you blurt out "Fat Penguin". Taurus, On the 4th, you...

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seymour totti 03.06.12 8:11pm
The All New Jeni B
Jubilee cancelled after Philip admits Queen isn't the original

The Duke of Edinburgh has sensationally admitted that the current 'Queen' is actually a replacement he hired to "keep the kids happy" when the original Elizabeth tragically passed away whilst they...

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kga6 31.05.12 9:55pm
kga6
Usain Bolt is morbidly obese

The recent branding of British heptathlete of Jessica Ennis as ‘fat’, days before she broke a UK record, has sparked criticism of other sports stars. Jeremy Clarkson, not known for his...

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Mark Gregory 01.06.12 8:38am
Drylaw
Greece to declare broken plates as legal tender in place of Euro 0
TheNewsWalrus 31.05.12 8:16pm
TheNewsWalrus
Japanese Workers Praised for 'Kendo' Attitude

More to follow...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 31.05.12 7:23pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Historic Jubilee Flotilla to feature 'whaling demonstration'

Nautical history fans are celebrating yet another U-turn by the government, as the Home Secretary caved in to pressure to issue a one-off whaling permit. Thousands are expected to gather along the...

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01.06.12 11:32am
George Osborne changes his mind about being Chancellor. 0
Tomfinger 31.05.12 5:45pm
Tomfinger
Jeremy Hunt enters Cockney Rhyming Slang lexicon 0
roybland 31.05.12 5:02pm
roybland
John Terry Not worried by racist chants at Euro Championship 1
Scronnyglonkle 31.05.12 4:25pm
reforse
Disappointment for ISS astronauts - "You weren't in" claims Royal Mail.

Astronauts were bitterly disappointed to find a card on their mat indicating that the first Royal Mail delivery to the International Space Station had been aborted. The parcels of gifts from...

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Boutros 06.06.12 11:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Dogs accuse RSPCA of 'irresponsible' promotion of size-zero dogs

The RSPCA has come under fire from dogs for publishing pictures of a malnourished size zero Staffordshire cross, which have left many of them feeling unhappy about the way they look. The dog, which...

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Gary Stanton 01.06.12 1:53pm
Midfield Diamond