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Diana to blame for Philip heart scare claims Al-Fayed. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More Daily Express conspiracies soon...

"Prince Philip's heart operation a complete success", Palace announces sadly 0
JohnA 3 years
Woman painted by Picasso now laughing on other side of her face 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Tributes pour in as Old MacDonald 'buys the farm' 0
Immunis 3 years
Government claims economy improving as seagull puts deposit on new car 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Economy saved as Chancellor finds sixpence in Christmas Pudding 0
Major Clanger 3 years
A Puppy is not just for Christmas. Jamie Olver makes his last till New Years Day 1
Username 3 years
Quality Street hit by xmas riots 1
nickb 3 years, The street synonymous with family values, community celebration and low cost dental caries...

Innocent, law-ignoring scrap metal dealers targeted by ruthless sculptor gang 10
Clarky 3 years

Police have declared war on a ruthless gang of sculptors who are targeting scrap metal dealers in the South East, after a replaceable heap of metal junk was stolen overnight from a yard in Billericay...

Incomplete Headlines Strike Agai 3
Immunis 3 years
Foreign nurses in Cambridge unexpectedly given Christmas off 0
Perks 3 years
Recovering George Michael leaves cottaging hospital. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Prince Philip has breast implant removed 0
apepper 3 years

Cover story slips...

Man with stocking fetish arrested for trespassing 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Alphaghetti pulled from shelves after found to contain MRSA and TB 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Lab still checking for BSE...

Straight man in gay sauna admits he "felt a bit of a dick" 2
grumblechops 3 years
Plato cannot believe it's not butter. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Cheeselets in surprise resurgance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
DFS sale signals green shoots of economic recovery 3
Boutros 3 years

In a surprise move, sofa retailer DFS announced today they are all set to buck the national trend of economic doom and gloom. The peddler of softwood, foam and velour seating confirmed that plans are...

Inventor of electric seafood flexes his muscles 2
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

BMW link to erectile dysfunction 17
Dick Everyman 3 years

In research undertaken by the British Medical Association a link between driving a BMW and erectile dysfunction has been positively identified. It is estimated that the condition affects more than...

Dog particle found on sofa 0
nickb 3 years
I told you I was Kim Jong il 8
Quaz 3 years

North Korean dictator pays final tribute to Spike Milligan...

Arne Duncan Axes Mississippi and Louisiana: Fourth Grade Reading Levels Soar 0
bobo lutz 3 years

A provision in the much maligned No Child Left Behind Act has helped Arne Duncan, United States Secretary of Education, succeed where Jesus Christ failed. What is particularly remarkable is that...

Kim Jong-Il to play self in film biopic 0
dogwheels 3 years

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, who died earlier this week, is to play himself in a film biopic of his life, state media has announced. The late Great Leader, who was well-known for his...

Administrators warn La Senza is at risk from asset strippers 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Scots MP Begbie in trouble again 0
Drylaw 3 years

Scots MP Lex Begbie is in the headlines once again after Network Rail Police were called to escort him from a London/Glasgow train late on Tuesday night. It would appear that Mr Begbie, returning to...

George Micheal Christmas re-release "Careless Whisperer". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
‘True Meaning Of Christmas Forgotten’ Complain Pagans 7
UnoEye 3 years

Pagans have come out in force to complain at what they see as the hi-jacking of their festive period by ‘New-age monotheist bandwagon jumpers’. ‘The 25th of December is our special day’...

Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption 7
Perks 3 years

On the day the coalition have decided to look at shortening the adoption process, they have also announced they are putting Nick Clegg on the adoption list. The move comes as Conservative and Liberal...