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Panic in Norfolk as killing of lions at Safari park is done due to inbreeding 0
tonyhill 10.02.14 2:43pm
tonyhill
Pope gets bigger oar to stick into Middle East conflict

Levels of papal interference into international affairs is set to rise this week, with the unveiling in the Vatican of a bigger, more-eye catching papal oar, shortly to be stuck into the global...

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nickb 10.02.14 2:40pm
Robert Koch
Eric Pickles advises Somerset residents to Neknominate the flood waters.

The communities secretary, Eric Pickles has told residents of flood hit Somerset to embrace the fast growing craze of neknomination, by drinking a pint of the flood water and nominating a neighbor to...

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carlosmanwelly 10.02.14 2:28pm
custard cream
Reading and Slough to be Dredged to Alleviate Everyone 0
BewsNiscuit 10.02.14 1:41pm
BewsNiscuit
BBC to cancel all regular programming in lieu of Curlers defeat

The BBC have announced that BBC One will have its schedules altered for the remainder of today, removing all current programming and replacing it with in-depth analysis of the Great British Women’s...

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james_doc 10.02.14 12:54pm
james_doc
Metropolitan media well-impressed by power of Mother Nature

London based journalists say they have been overawed by the 'raw power of Mother Nature'. 'I was completely overwhelmed by the elemental forces unleashed down in Cornwall,' said a Daily Mail...

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roybland 10.02.14 12:48pm
roybland
Mysterons attack Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV5C0lJqwaebqNUsum9d-PPm1aPKJCOPWks-nJ3FBUx-dadPZE "We know you can hear us Earth People"...

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Ian Searle 10.02.14 12:41pm
Bigglesworth
Woody Allen denies molesting Flappy Bird

In a bizarre twist, the addictive mobile App developed by Dong Nguyen has been withdrawn from sale amidst accusations by Mia Farrow that the Oscar winning director ‘tapped up’ her feathered...

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Wrenfoe 10.02.14 12:39pm
Wrenfoe
Jurassic mosquitos placed on amber alert 2
cinquecento 10.02.14 11:49am
Midfield Diamond
Copenhagen police deny Giraffe death was connected to Nek Nomination

no more soon ....

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Not Amused 10.02.14 11:33am
Not Amused
Essex man undid his bottom button

And his bum fell off . . ...

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OldThingy 10.02.14 11:33am
OldThingy
Tories In A Right Pickle….

…Don't send him back to West Riding, please!...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.14 11:02am
Jesse Bigg
Benefits spongers to be relocated to Somerset. 0
FOAD 10.02.14 10:59am
FOAD
Branston; "We made a mistake with Pickles"

More to follow...

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apepper 10.02.14 10:33am
apepper
Reclusive "Lord" Smith texts "Blind" Patterson rather than phoning

You couldn't make it up!...

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BewsNiscuit 10.02.14 10:29am
BewsNiscuit
Jackson's moonwalk in Amsterdam 'purely terrestrial in origin' say researchers 0
pere floza 10.02.14 10:27am
pere floza
Somerset farmers advised to move into Watercress and Rice production 0
Ian Searle 10.02.14 10:02am
Ian Searle
As areas where rich voters live affected by flooding, PM suddenly takes notice 0
Ian Searle 10.02.14 10:01am
Ian Searle
End to all male comedy panels as Cameron adds women to government front bench

more to follow...

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apepper 10.02.14 9:59am
apepper
Atlantic ocean in flood warning

More to follow...

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apepper 10.02.14 9:53am
apepper
Winter olympics to be moved to July to avoid clash with football season

Interest in the winter Olympics should increase dramatically following the decision to move them to a July slot. A spokesperson said, "viewing figures have been going downhill in recent years and we...

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GingerClive 10.02.14 9:29am
GingerClive
Britain hit by wettest Environment Agency in years 0
ronseal 10.02.14 9:20am
ronseal
Woman footballer comes out as straight

Not been done has it?...

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Rootin Tootin 10.02.14 9:18am
Rootin Tootin
Stand Up Britain!…...

….So we can get this flipping water off you!...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.14 8:42am
Jesse Bigg
Somerset village idiot "was right all along"

A village idiot in Somerset is making fortunes after his prophecies came to pass. Yokel Ono, 48, who changed his name by deed poll in honour of his hero John Lennon, has for most of his life been...

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GingerClive 10.02.14 7:50am
GingerClive
2022 Winter Olympics Awarded to Wonsan, N. Korea

INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE PRESS RELEASE, 10 February 2014, www.olympic.org 2022 Winter Olympics Awarded to Wonsan, N. Korea The International Olympic Committee (IOC) voted today to award...

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mbt62 10.02.14 7:34am
Squudge
Team GB wins first Olympic medal.... but its the shit one. 0
MADJEZ 10.02.14 12:50am
MADJEZ
"50 is still the old 50" reveal Cambridge mathematicians 0
Bigglesworth 10.02.14 12:23am
Bigglesworth
Flood warnings issued for Manchester and North London as tears flow 2
Not Amused 10.02.14 12:12am
Not Amused
Mr Cameron's 'Hug a Scot' plea falls on deaf ears 1
custard cream 09.02.14 11:41pm
Squudge