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Harry Redknapp being considered for Archbishop of Canterbury vacancy. 0
The Nage 3 years
'Jaunt Man Cameron' Gets An Earfull From Cleggy..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."How come I have to do the housework while you swan off on another easy jaunt? Mr Fake Tan Man!"...

Long term unemployed to get positions in Coalition Government 0
ianrbland 3 years

In a further bid to reduce unemployment levels the government has announced a new policy of creating new, but meaningless positions within the coalition government and appointing some of the longer...

Tories trump Labour jobs pledge with a job a uniform and a rifle 0
yussle 3 years
Husband awarded D- in DIY assessment, takes-up DIY 1
antharrison 3 years

Despite promising to undertake the vast array of DIY tasks assigned by his wife, avid golfer Andy Ariston has been awarded a D- by his wife for the pathetic progress made in the tasks and the...

Pips will pop, advise surgeons 0
Immunis 3 years
Controversial new face implants raise a few eyebrows 2
quango 3 years
Fathers For Justice support campaign for 'some sex' marriages 4
cinquecento 3 years
Argentina steps up claims for Pitcairn Islands 1
grumblechops 3 years

In a surprise move, Argentinian President de Kirchner today asserted Argentina's claim to sovereignty over Pitcairn Island, on the grounds that it is "way closer to us than them". She talked some...

'Being rich and powerful puts women off' claims thick ginger bastard 4
3 years
Here Are Some Scary Thoughts: 0
3 years

Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people's money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good...

Fears for future of Goldman Sachs as IOW locals refuse to do business with them 0
quango 3 years

Investors are fleeing Goldman Sachs in droves as further news that the IOW will no longer do business with the global investment banking powerhouse. A trip down the local pub in Cowes reveals how...

Many people have now heard of Belgium, survey finds 0
roybland 3 years
Welsh Apple fans queue for launch of iPlaid 0
roybland 3 years
Small elite group of universities, not so elite, not so small. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Burglars 'must be fit enough to carry large swag bag' report recommends 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Oedipus looking forward to mother's day 1
Smart Alex 3 years

Hat tip to Roybland...

Can we avoid Lib-Dem ex-MPs ‘cruising’ after next general election? 4
dvo4fun 3 years

The high number of Lib-Dem MPs due to be shown the red card at the next election is causing worries around Westminster and not just amongst the Kings Cross rent-boy community. Margaret Hodge, the...

Hip-hop star bitch-slapped by mum after misunderstanding on ‘mother’s day’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
New documentary "Self Harm - Uncut" leaves fans disappointed... 2
grumblechops 3 years
Boris Johnson cancels visit to Liverpool 1
medici2471 3 years
Benefits tests: Equity withdraw cards from 37% found fit to work. 0
weematt 3 years

Actors Equity have withdrawn membership from the 37% of incapacity benefit recipients who failed the new tests. While admitting that it was not all that difficult to fool the previous system Equity...

Tours of Big Ben to remain free until "at least a quarter past eight" 0
grumblechops 3 years
New police fitness tests designed to root out fat pigs. 0
JETFAB 3 years
Tesco's shelf stacker quits, Tesco financial performance too much to bear 1
simonjmr 3 years

Courtney Thomas (17) today quit as shelf stacker for Tesco as the responisbility for financial and market performance for the Tesco group as a whole is too much to bear and that his efforts have...

Catholic church advise gay men to resist taking their partner up the aisle 5
charlies_hat 3 years
Mike Hunt named as Starbucks best customer 0
medici2471 3 years
Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis 7
Ludicity 3 years

Every woman in Britain can now receive a free, independent evaluation of her body simply by sending The Daily Mail a photograph of herself wearing a bikini. The body appraisal service, which has...

Captain Oates spotted reading Daily Mail in South Georgia bar 0
yussle 3 years

Lord Lucan helping with the Sudoku...

Sir Michael Wilshaw condemneds literacy reports 0
wilkieone 3 years

Sir Michael Wilshaw has condemned today, reports that Uk literacy standards are falling, writing to the Times today he stated 'it's not the kids fault, it's the kurikulum they teech in skools these...