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Cameron and Pasty Saga- the story continues 0
Tom55 3 years

"I am afraid that I may have inadvertently confused the public- it was a Cornish Pixy I ate in Leeds, not a pastie." admits Cameron, "I have to say the little buggers, though tasty, are full of bones...

Failed Kandoo wipe qualifies as teacher 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Iceberg asks 'Titanic' creator Julian Fellowes to write it out of next series. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Trees in Rainforests to be felled in cute shapes, so it looks better from Space 5
virtuallywill 3 years

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Anders Brevik tells court "Jeremy Beadle's voice made me do it" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Price of olive oil crashes as Jamie Oliver switches to rapeseed oil 1
quango 3 years
TfL announces plans to let black cab drivers use pavements at peak times. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Blair tells Osbourne to remove cap for wealthy donors 0
St.Cecilia 3 years

A man who bought a £2.99 jumper from a charity shop in Keighley has been told he will still have to pay the basic rate of income tax on his regular monthly income despite foregoing the odd penny...

Consolation for Spurs as they claim charity relief against cost of their defence 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Education Dept tells Truancy Tsar they don’t know where Michael Gove is 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Charity’s research into Parkinson’s expected to create hundreds of jobs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron criticized for keeping a monkey as a pet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
BBFC and FA confirm plans to give football matches an 18 certificate. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
“Bahrain GP will go ahead despite human rights abuses” - F1 boss from China 0
Yikes 3 years
Horoscopes for April 7
seymour totti 3 years

Aries, Next Tuesday will be forever etched in your memory for what will become known simply as "The Talcum Powder Incident". Taurus, You hold a party this month to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of...

Pall cast over Aintree barbecue after news emerges of death of cow 7
DrTurmoil 3 years

The first barbecue of the year at 17 Ranham Close, Aintree was tinged with sadness this weekend as the joy of tucking into char-grilled quarter pounder burgers and steak sandwiches was muted by news...

RSPCA concern for dumb animals as another footballer dies on the pitch. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Premiership will stage season's 1 minute silences "all in one go" 4
nickb 3 years

The opening  matches of next season's Premiership will all start with seventeen minute silences or seventeen minutes of respectful applause, in a move to minimise disruption later in the season....

Winston's bogey commemorated 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Make-A-Wish Deny Child's "Cure Me," Request 1
Hooch 3 years
Health chiefs “close to a decision” on this summer’s epidemic 12
grumblechops 3 years

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley laughed off claims that the government was shockingly unprepared to cause the necessary levels of panic this summer, hinting that advisers were close to deciding which...

Gadaffi issues rallying cry from beyond the grave 0
yens123 3 years

Gadaffi issues rallying cry from beyond the grave Reports have confirmed that Colonel Gadaffi has issued a statement to his followers through the man who was formally child star Haley Joel Osment. ...

Banksy on Arts funding cuts: 'The writing is on the wall for street artists' 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more later. I do apologise. Hat, coat...

North Korean Rocket Scientists reassigned to brain surgery 0
wwwiz 3 years

"Obviously, you're no rocket scientists," Kim Jong-un declares...

LGBT community to begin ironic bus-based anti-religious campaign 0
kga6 3 years

Finally, after years of abuse and homophobic vilification, the gay community has announced it now has greater numbers than hardcore Christians in the UK, and plans to begin an ironic retaliation...

Ken Jong-Il Cries at Praise from Workers for Glorious Leader of The People 1
ronseal 3 years
Banksy Moon peace graffiti fails to stop Afghanistan bloodshed 1
nickb 3 years
War widow convinced ‘time now right’ to rejoin Doncaster swinging scene 11
Gary Stanton 3 years

War Widow, Penny Swinton, whose husband Mark died tragically in the Afghan conflict, feels her decision to to recommence the hi-octane swinging lifestyle the couple once enjoyed together would have...

Chelsea FC: limit on charity donations from the wealthy would kill the club 0
steve_l 3 years

Chelsea FC joined the clamour of charities claiming that the upper limit on tax relief for donations would kill the club completely. A spokesman said "for a number of years, Chelsea FC has depended...

Bono launches charity for men who ‘can’t urinate while someone is next to them' 18
3 years

Pop philanthropist Bono has finally found a new cause to back, with no room for people to accuse him of hypocrisy. Drawing on his own reluctance to tinkle the ivory when there’s anyone within...