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John OFarrell here

just a word to say thanks for all the great stuff your writing and everything everyone but,please remember the poor,I dont wont to put you all on a downer but when you leave your place of work this...

Thubs Swirlim 08.01.13 3:08pm
Jesse Bigg
Top 1% of scroungers to wear benefit caps

more caps soon Changed as per Sinnick's suggestion from:, MPs vote to give benefit caps for the top 1% unemployed to wear to identify them...

Not Amused 08.01.13 3:08pm
Not Amused
Doyles and Jeckells report best ever December sails figures 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 2:52pm
Cycle Path At Mental Hospital Closed.....

For further treatment...

Jesse Bigg 08.01.13 2:50pm
Jesse Bigg
Well, Fair Welfare Well Fair

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pikeys on the dole, Tra la la la la...

Bourbon 08.01.13 12:52pm
Not enough pension? Try this simple old-fashioned trick

Sinnick 08.01.13 12:48pm
World Chess Federation changes rules for bishops

In light of recent concerns with the celibacy of gay bishops, FIDE, the World Chess Federation has announced that the rules of chess will be changed for matches played in 2013 and beyond. From now...

flyerblade 08.01.13 12:41pm
Stargazing live and Celebrity Big Brother in legal dispute

BBC claim the Channel 5 program has no right to the Stargazing Live titles, as their show contains no real stars - either astronomical or celebrity. More soon...

simonjmr 08.01.13 12:05pm
Guns and apes form basis of new religion - Hestontology 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 12:02pm
New Conservative welfare policy to be based on BBC Radio 4 listener demographics

New Conservative welfare policy to be based on BBC Radio 4 listener demographics The next manifesto for the Conservative party is set to include a radical new idea for welfare services aimed to...

rogerg 08.01.13 11:47am
MPs 'jobs on the side' regulator Ofside scrapped as no one understood it

stop it now ....

Not Amused 08.01.13 11:39am
Not Amused
Delight as KFC re-release Colonel's finest retro All Offal Box Meal.

More to follow.. though probably not...

derk le klerke 08.01.13 11:38am
derk le klerke
Breeding chavs halt Essex shopping centre development 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 11:32am
Taylor Swift : not a fast seamstress claims UK invisble menders society 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 10:09am
Belfast riots continue as city hall flies pajama bottoms and offends both sides 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 10:07am
Guverment too support teeching off reeding and spelling wif Fonixs in Skools 0
Ian Searle 08.01.13 9:04am
Ian Searle
Following the success of 'Mr Selfridge', CH5 commissions 'Mr Poundshop'

From the creators of 'Shameless', staring Jonny Vegas - not so much a 'costume drama', as a 'shell suit drama'!...

Ian Searle 08.01.13 8:43am
Ian Searle
Man “can’t keep his hands off” woman dressed in bubble-wrap... 0
Tripod 08.01.13 8:06am
Gov Health Warning found on back of old lyric sheet

A few weeks ago Terry Clarke from Bootle in Merseyside decided it was time he cleared out his loft – one of those jobs Terry had been putting off for years., But Terry, an unemployed carpet fitter...

Gerontius 08.01.13 8:02am
Swiss army knife rendered obsolete by iPhone 7
Dumbnews 08.01.13 7:20am
Not Amused
Coalition to do what it says on the tin - no shit

In a mid-term announcement David Cameron and Nick Clegg are to work together over the next two and a half years to deliver the ‘Ronseal’ guarantee. And so, with immediate effect and without any...

Dick Everyman 08.01.13 5:11am
Mars mission test pilots struggle to work, rest and play 2
Sir Lupus 08.01.13 5:09am
Australian cricket board urges Warne 'to keep his hair on' 1
08.01.13 5:01am
Jeremy Hunt
Boy sent to live with rural family just before WW2 suffers premature evacuation 0
Smart Alex 08.01.13 12:47am
Smart Alex
Union Flag to be Flown Permanently at Belfast Town Hall Again ...

but (except on public holidays) only indoors, in a special locked room with the curtains drawn and to which the public will not be admitted...

Titus 08.01.13 12:20am
Fire at cannabis farm: Manchester Fire Brigade “pretty relaxed” about it... 1
Tripod 08.01.13 12:00am
Police Promise "Thorough Investigation" After Andrew Mitchell Killed by 'IED'

London Metropolitan Police have promised to lead a thorough investigation after Andrew Mitchell was blown up by an "Improvised Explosive Device" as he cycled out of the main gates of Parliament...

MikeB 07.01.13 11:09pm
Eric Pickles "disappointed" with the Life of Pi 2
nickb 07.01.13 11:03pm
Errm.. Inflation now rising faster than the rate of Inflation

Fiscal policy finally working claims coalition spokesman....

misterjingles 07.01.13 9:48pm
Bizarre sexual practice outed in ‘50 Shades of Blue’

Recent converts to bondage are said to be breathless in anticipation of the release of EL James’ new novel ‘50 Shades of Blue’, which exposes the unusual sexual practise of erotic asphyxiation,...

Yikes 07.01.13 9:45pm