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Tarmac Ltd set up Zanzibar base for new deforestation/road-building project

They just have to think of a name...

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Idiot 12.10.12 9:34pm
malgor
Tarzan furious after Jane has her Asphalt 0
charlies_hat 12.10.12 9:03pm
charlies_hat
Undertakers to rebadge funerals as 'legacy events' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 12.10.12 8:55pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Glaswegian sandwich maker wins Nobel Piece Prize. More soon...

Best thing since sliced oh, never mind...

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NewCriminal 12.10.12 8:54pm
Dick Everyman
Katie Price wins Nobel prize for literature. 0
sigmund 12.10.12 8:52pm
sigmund
Storm takes soggy biscuit

satire rules flouted by truebiscuit with silly name http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-19930269...

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Squudge 12.10.12 8:43pm
Squudge
Faster rainforest clear cutting paves the way for increase in Aggregate profits 1
charlies_hat 12.10.12 6:20pm
button
Jimmy Savile Downgraded.....

.To Jimmy Crow...

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 6:19pm
button
Taxis recalled because they won’t go south of the river... 0
Tripod 12.10.12 4:57pm
Tripod
Man who ripped out walls to find irritating noise finds it was wife's voice 0
Idiot 12.10.12 4:44pm
Idiot
Cameron planning “the war memorial to end all war memorials”... 4
Tripod 12.10.12 4:39pm
Tripod
Louis Armstrong stripped of hit records

Legendary jazz musician has been stripped of all hit records having recently been revealed as part of the most professional doping jazz group in history., Despite never having tested positive for...

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knownothingbozo 12.10.12 4:38pm
knownothingbozo
Rat screams and dies after finding itself in Chantelle Houghton's kitchen 0
ginty 12.10.12 4:18pm
ginty
Mars Rover finds top of ancient pyramid. "No comment" states Egyptian PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19923118...

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12.10.12 4:10pm
Squudge
New RSPB signature tune described as a "Corncrake jingle"

Are crap puns allowed in Neat-o rules?...

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beau-jolly 12.10.12 3:57pm
Squudge
Urban sales of Cement flavour Um-bongo soar.

The Congolese government have ruled out any possibility of the commercial being filmed in their country, after all the reputational damage done to them by this drink in the 1980s, so all eyes are now...

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Newsquelch 12.10.12 3:56pm
Newsquelch
Cap'n Birdseye stripped of Nobel peas prize as allegations continue to spiral 1
cinquecento 12.10.12 3:53pm
wallster
Clown bricklayer pulls off concrete juggle stunt 0
Scroat 12.10.12 3:34pm
Scroat
Michael Barrymore’s approval ratings soar

Recent reshuffling of the celebrity shame-list has resulted in Barrymore (75) lurching back into the ‘family safe zone’. “On reflection” said one ITV Chief “Barrymore’s behaviour, on...

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Newsquelch 12.10.12 3:29pm
Newsquelch
Clinton_Bill_exWH remains only eBay bidder for Savile's last cigar 0
antharrison 12.10.12 3:20pm
antharrison
Savile: "I want my coffin lined with gold & concrete, jangle jangle" 0
Sinnick 12.10.12 3:14pm
Sinnick
Nobel Peace Prize 2012 award sounds death knell for satire

"The game's up", said John O'Farrell...

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custard cream 12.10.12 3:11pm
custard cream
BBC calls in USADA to conduct Savile inquiry 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:03pm
simonjmr
Urbane Gorilla's to be released into London's concrete jungles 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:01pm
simonjmr
Slow year at the Nobel institute, Nobel prize for on screen chemistry launched 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 2:57pm
simonjmr
Armstrong "went postal" over doping claims 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:32pm
Scroat
Building collapses after premix concrete bungle 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:06pm
Scroat
Paedo banker cum MP exposed as a Radio 1 DJ 0
ronseal 12.10.12 1:35pm
ronseal
Hospitals warn of shampoo bottle in shower danger

A spate of hospital admissions of people with shampoo bottles wedged up their anus has led to a public warning about the danger posed by taking shampoo bottles and soap into the shower. “Every...

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Yikes 12.10.12 1:22pm
Yikes
Man manages to walk past Ann Summers without feeling like a sex offender

In what is thought to be the first recorded case of its kind, a single, male member of the human race today finally succeeded in traversing the frontage of an Ann Summers shop without experiencing...

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jamsieoconnor 12.10.12 1:15pm
Gerontius