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British Humanist Association filed super injunction on Jesus 0
4ty2 3 years

Considering the poosibility that he might have had an affair with a women and recent attempts by a GP to talk to his patiens about Jesus in an attempt to offer hlistic medicin have lead the humanist...

UK Internet and legal system crash under surfeit of Ryan Gags 0
pinxit 3 years
whoops 0
button 3 years

Mrs Miggins, I posted that twice...

Record UK borrowing finally maxes out Cameron's gold card... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Government to introduce charges for Free Schools.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

You read it here first...

Cameron could re-launch the Big Society "in 45 seconds". 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Oh. That's not right. I meant "every 45 seconds"...

Norfolk goes bonkers for new 'hide the carrot' craze, the Vegazzle 0
ronseal 3 years
Prince Philip heard saying "Mr Cosby your youth serum treatment is working well" 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Nato to deploy volcanoes in Libya to enforce no fly zone 3
simonjmr 3 years
John Hemming brutally beaten by gang of MPs as "Snitches get stitches" 3
button 3 years
Ryanair Owner Michael O’Leary Denies the Existence of “Mythical Iceland” 0
Deimos 3 years

The traditionally outspoken Michael O’Leary, owner of Ryanair, has today spoken out angrily about further cancellations of his airlines’ flights. Ina television interview he explained “we went...

Obama orders drone strike on Dublin after Jedward "welcome" 2
TerribleTim 3 years
Volcano disruption to news broadcasts expected to be much lower this time round 1
Neil Palfreyman 3 years

Last year’s Icelandic volcano eruption resulted in long term and wide spread disruption to broadcasts and reporting across Europe as presenters struggled to cope with the news. According to...

Strauss-Kahn blames drunken sailor as Seaman Staines discovered on hotel carpet 4
pere floza 3 years

with apologies to Captain Pugwash...

Interpol reveals Alex Ferguson and Muammar Gaddafi are one and the same 0
Mr Payne 3 years

Well, have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? If I disappear tomorrow, you'll know what's happened to me...

South West Trains impose Clapham Superinjunction. 0
MC One R 3 years
Fat Controller to be armed 2
rickwestwell 3 years

Following the news that armed teams of British Transport Police will shortly begin patrolling Britain's trains, the railway of Thomas the Tank Engine has announced that the Fat Controller will also...

You've Been Framed production company to fight blooper-injunction. 0
MC One R 3 years
Presidential visit onlooker says 'Carlton Palmer's doing alright for himself' 0
Basil_B 3 years
MP not allowed to name Hugh Bonneville as having a superinjunction 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Squeaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, today refused to allow an MP to name Hugh Bonneville as having a superinjunction, on the grounds that his name wasn't in the Sunday Herald and so...

Prince Philip honours Obama with gift of 'Blazing Saddles' DVD. 0
be reasonable 3 years
apologies - sub pulled 0
Gary Stanton 3 years
Hugh Bonneville's triumph won't start. 0
be reasonable 3 years
England Sure to get the Ashes this summer 0
Rowly 3 years

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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce no salad 13
Golgo13 3 years

Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime...

New Monty Python app launched by Apple - iMalumberjack 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Nato threaten to deploy P.C Simon Harwood in Libya 3
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Sun journalists seek "Snooperinjunction" to pry into celebrities affairs 1
simonjmr 3 years
Reports suggest Ryan Giggs "took the bullet" for Wes Brown. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Cameron criticises tie with US as having too much star & stripes pattern on it 0
Basil_B 3 years