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Foreign Office Sends Footage of Storming of Iranian Embassy to Ecuadorian Govt.

"Send in the SAS" says the Daily Mail...

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cueball 17.08.12 1:46pm
cueball
Julian Assange granted political asylum in Celebrity Big Brother House

In a last ditch attempt to avoid extradition Julian Assange has sought refuge in the Celebrity Big Brother house and will now live under the protection of Coleen Nolan, Martin Kemp and Julie Goodyear...

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Ludicity 17.08.12 1:06pm
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Post boxes painted brown near homes with fat kids

The Royal Mail has defended a new policy of embrowning their post boxes, if they happen to be near a family that contains a fat child. With ‘golden post boxes’ inspiring many to strive for...

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17.08.12 12:55pm
quango
Doctors urge Prince Philip to refrain from 'anal'

Doctors examining the Duke of Edinburgh have urged him to practice more conventional forms of intercourse if he is to avoid further bladder infections. HRH Prince Philip spent the night in a shitty...

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Gary Stanton 17.08.12 12:45pm
Midfield Diamond
Gove apologises for selling PE teachers

As many as 48 PE teachers may have been unlawfully sold by the Department of Education, new figures reveal. Mrs Janine Scott of Leicester told an inquiry "My husband Keith went to school one...

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nickb 17.08.12 12:30pm
godly1966
Scandinavian runs into lair while trying to dodge noose

.., http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19288749...

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cinquecento 17.08.12 10:33am
cinquecento
100m world record holder Usain Bolt reveals secret of his race-winning pace...

A terrified Usain Bolt admitted today, "There's this big mother at the start line with an effing loaded pistol"...

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Smart Alex 17.08.12 10:29am
Smart Alex
Gove tested positive for abusing grass 0
simonjmr 17.08.12 10:27am
simonjmr
Assange delighted with celebrity bed sit

The Ecuador government has accepted Julian Assange’s request for political asylum but have told the Wikileaks whistleblower that the only place they have vacant at the moment is a one bedroom...

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Gerontius 17.08.12 10:10am
Gerontius
'Premature ejaculation anonymous' meetings criticised for finishing early. 0
Perks 17.08.12 9:13am
Perks
Assange happy to suffer from Ecudorian Locked in syndrome 0
simonjmr 17.08.12 7:55am
simonjmr
A-level students still pretty day after results.

Apologies for tardiness. C- for La Ev...

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Mary Evans 17.08.12 7:53am
Mary Evans
Department of Education release wrong figures for Nick Clegg's school attendance

Amid reports the Department of Education has become liberal with figures by under reporting the number of school playing fields sold off, it has also emerged they may have been economical with the...

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Perks 17.08.12 7:53am
Perks
Michael Gove ignores expert advice and runs with scissors 0
grottymonty 17.08.12 7:42am
grottymonty
We thought of cycling first, says veteran 2-wheeled commuters

People who’ve been cycling long before Bradley bloody Wiggins and the Olympics came along have been loudly pointing it out to those who’ve had a sudden urge get down to Evans. The velo veterans,...

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pitflaps 17.08.12 7:25am
JohnA
Norwegian man claims he found the Terra Nova 2 weeks ago 0
charlies_hat 17.08.12 6:55am
charlies_hat
Facebook merges with Google+ amidst falling stock prices 0
thesilverflute 17.08.12 6:27am
thesilverflute
Usain Bolt to be allowed to compete in Paralympics if he wears built-up shoe 0
Haywood Manley 17.08.12 5:53am
Haywood Manley
Sexual abstinence scandal shocks community 0
Dumbnews 17.08.12 4:04am
Dumbnews
Wikileeks Latest....

Clod Cameron can't finesse...

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Jesse Bigg 17.08.12 12:00am
Jesse Bigg
Elvis Presley Found On Mars!

Analysis of the latest stunning panoramic photos of the surface of Mars beamed back by land rover Curiosity is revealing some unexpected insights. Doris Bewes, 87, (who claims to have visited the...

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Reg Herring 16.08.12 9:32pm
Nick McCarr
Olympic Athletes to eat Yorkshire Puddings

Following the outstanding success of Yorkshire-born athletes in the London 2012 Olympics, Team GB sport scientists have announced a new dietary regime for Brazil 2016. UK athletes will be...

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Alfred Noakes 16.08.12 9:15pm
Alfred Noakes
Branson throws his teddy out and takes train set home 0
Alfred Noakes 16.08.12 9:12pm
Alfred Noakes
Aberdeen hospital staff 'satisfactory' after latest bout of Prince Philip

Aberdeen Royal Infirmary doctors and nursing staff were coping well last night with the latest admission of HRH Prince Philip. A spokesman said: "Bad manners, xenophobia and general grumpyness are...

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Scroat 16.08.12 8:09pm
arthurminnit
Experts stumped by man with rocket embedded in brain

Britain's greatest experts have admitted they're struggling to cope by a patient who has a live rocket embedded in his brain. "It's rocket science [i]and[/i] brain surgery.", explained one expert....

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apepper 16.08.12 8:07pm
arthurminnit
Assange Asylum move 'good news for borderline sex cases'

Britain’s thousands of bicycle-sniffers, dubious scout leaders and plain wrong ‘uns were celebrating today, having learnt that they are to be reclassified as political dissidents. The legal move...

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ricky33 16.08.12 7:27pm
ricky33
lottery winners to buy rail ticket

More to follow...

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apepper 16.08.12 7:24pm
tedweasel
Ecuador asylum decision lunatic, fumes Hague 0
custard cream 16.08.12 6:17pm
custard cream
Olympic gold winner Farah has trousers named after him 0
custard cream 16.08.12 6:14pm
custard cream
New high street bank forbidden to use sort code "36-24-36"

Southern, the new high street Bank has protested at claims its intended sort code "gives banking the wrong image". A spokesperson for the Financial Services Authority, willowy redhead Marsha Smith...

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nickb 16.08.12 6:04pm
nickb