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Looters who stole TVs returned last night to steal One For All remotes. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

HDMI cables soon...

Charity Shops outwit looters. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

High Street Charity shops are defying the looters by leaving all their clothes strewn all over the pavement without price stickers on...

Cadbury to launch new product: Taliban Fingers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Chilly freezer aisle shoppers to be given free cuddle 0
jp1885 3 years

Shoppers of frozen foods at Waitrose are in for a treat as of today, for the upmarket superstore chain will be offering a free cuddle to anyone who ‘looks a bit chilly’ after emerging from the...

Looting is the new growth industry, says CBI. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Wasps ask ‘What’s the point of people? Do they actually serve any purpose?’ 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

As the summer progresses, more and more wasps are starting to emerge from their nests in search of food, leading to the annual question from frustrated wasps of ‘What exactly is the point of...

South London man offers ‘self offence’ classes 0
jp1885 3 years

The rapid descent of Britain’s inner cities into a seething pressure cooker of poverty, fear and violence has inspired a South London entrepreneur to ‘cut out the middleman’ by offering classes...

Travel chaos as looters steal large stretch of M25 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
ECB appoints Sue Barker to front Italian bond advertising campaign 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Italy and Spain to ask Fatherland for more pocket money 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
North London looters flee Arsenal trophy-room empty-handed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man City line up bid for Man Utd 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spain’s 'The Indignant' to launch UK branch ‘The Bit Put Out to be Honest’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Soaring high street rents for retail units could lead to out of town rioting 3
ronseal 3 years
Looter offered investment by Dragon for his 'Personal Shopper' business model 0
pinxit 3 years
Tottenham latest: calls for independent inquiry led by Murder Dem Pussies crew 1
ronseal 3 years
Al Qaeda downgrades hatred of US from Great to Not so Great Satan 1
ronseal 3 years

China could surpass America in the Satanic Index, if its economic prosperity continues to grow at its current rate. Cautious Al Qaeda market wachers, meanwhile, have downgraded America, which has...

Tottenham uprising is Britain's Rosa Parks moment says Millband speech 1st draft 0
ronseal 3 years

As Tottenham's rioters looted Dixons and Currys last night, for much needed electrical consumer goods, they stood on the shoulders of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandala, Ed Miliband...

IMF chief sex assault upgraded to XXX 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Markets panic as S&P downgrades US credit from Epic to Awesome 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New online poll forces parliametary debate on the return of the Ducking Stool 0
ronseal 3 years

After an online petition reached 100,000 signatures, the House of Commons will be forced to debate the return of the Ducking Stool. Popular targets of misogyny, including Cherie Blair, Ann...

Small Business Federation Calls For Local Looters For Local Shops. 1
The All New Jeni B 3 years

(Or Local Shops For Local Looters?)...

It Started With a Riot by Our Fashion Correspondent 0
Drylaw 3 years

Good things can come out of bad..yes even out of riots. Who'd have thought it? "Ma main man" pimp-rolling down the High Street in a slightly stained brown checked sports jacket with 5 year-old...

PM Dave & George Want To Say A Big, Big Thankyou To All Our Friends In The North 4
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Who have gone the extra mile, above and beyond the call of duty re their splendid efforts to keep UK PLC solvent, by taking on the burden of extra cuts and higher unemployment, compared to the...

Old Etonians riot against polar bear brutality 0
greg various 3 years

P.M. gives full backing...

Daily Telegraph: "Polar bear attack: tribute to 'strong, fearless' son" 2
Izziere 3 years

"It is such a shame. My son was brave and strong - he even managed to take out a few of theirs before being shot", said Daddy Polar Bear...

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary has been looted and left for brown bread by tea leaves during the Tottenham riots. "The toe rags have half inched all my favourite words" said a down in the north and...

PETA concerned as 23 seals and 7 Afghans and a whirly bird is killed 0
guffaw 3 years
Leaving hazelnut based chocolate bar in car is hot topic on Google 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Sexy, flame haired, femme fatale Rebekah Brooks is to star as a modern day Rebecca in an updated film version of the classic Daphne Du Maurier melodrama. The blockbuster movie, Last Night I Went To...