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US to deploy Dr. Phil to SKorea for psychological warfare against NKorea 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Soweto necklace 'not that kind of euphemism', World Cup sex tourists warned 5
jp1885 2 years
Slough inventor patents the sausage anchor 0
PluckyMunky 2 years

'We all know, to our detriment, how sausages can slide around the plate,' said Drake Perkins. 'My invention allows the product to be secured so no more sausage-sliding hell.'...

First Essential Supplies Arrive at Russia's World Cup Hotel 0
antharrison 2 years

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/worldcup.jpg...

Dick Cheney's serialised diaries 'He did it my way' out soon. 0
Ostsee 2 years
Shock end to Queen’s Speech as everyone in Parliament turns out to be a ghost 0
Ludicity 2 years

In a surprise twist to the State Opening of Parliament, the Queen revealed that everyone involved was dead and only existed in a parallel dimension. ‘This may be difficult for some of you to take...

Cuts cause disaster as 'Change Manager' role left unfilled 1
ED209 2 years

Lincolnshire County Council was thrown into 'total disarray' after discovering that the vital roles of 'Change Manager' and 'Diversity Coordinator' will be left unfilled due to the government's...

OFSTED warning on paedophile threat 0
Jon Lever 2 years

A senior OFSTED official today raised concerns that 'a significant number' of nurseries throughout England and Wales remain open despite not having a registered sex offender on their staff...

Granny knot bassist alive and well. 0
MrChigleysAunt 2 years
US Olympic committee press for inclusion of Waterboarding at 2012 games 0
Jon Lever 2 years

more to follow...

M&S reports not just trading but satisfactory trading 1
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Wembley pitch to replace Gareth Barry in England World Cup squad 1
Mr Glover Lover 2 years

"It's our greatest defensive weapon, on its day it's unplayable" said Fabio Capello...

Classic comedy re-made for the 21st Century "More Sex please, were wankered!" 0
Iamthestig 2 years
MTV's alternative Queen's speech backing music to be "One-Vision" 0
Iamthestig 2 years
Government cuts force Toner manufacturers to invent 30 new shades of grey 0
Iamthestig 2 years

As the cuts hit colour photocopying budgets hard...

European leaders hail "Monopoly - Euro edition" as saviour of single currency 0
Iamthestig 2 years
Queen to announce plans for a coalition monarchy 1
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Ornithologists dismayed as government announces severe budgie cuts. 2
QorbeQ 2 years
British Shaver Sets a New World Record 0
Jesse Bigg 2 years

A Brit has set a new world record re miniature Japanese flag making, after badly cutting himself while shaving...

Church burns down after baptism of fire 0
Genghis Cohen 2 years
Paedo priest claims he didn't own the "worse" kind of kiddie porn 0
simonjmr 2 years

In court today convicted Paedo launched an appeal against his conviction as he was claimed to have kiddie porn of the "worse" kind. A statement which his barrister postulates means that there is...

Synthetic life form accuses God of 'playing science' 0
Ludicity 2 years

The world’s first artificially created life form has accused God of ‘playing science’ and ‘meddling with things He cannot possibly understand.’ The single celled organism, created by Dr...

Newsbiscuit contributor seeks friends, must like being online and have s.o.h. 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
NewsBiscuit ticker editor to be laid off, piss, twat, bastard, arse...... 2
virtuallywill 2 years

not burning bridges...

Chelsea Flower Show left devastated by arrival of Very Hungry Caterpillar 0
Ludicity 2 years
Mallard duck charged with rape 0
Ludicity 2 years
Nick Clegg allowed to sit on Queen's knee during speech 0
Ludicity 2 years
Conservatives start big cuts by advising public to wear smaller pants 5
Lost4Words 2 years

David 'Close-knit' Cameron has announced plans to encourage Big Britain to wear smaller pants in an attempt to reduce any public overspill in the leg area and provide better support for the nation's...

Ventriloquist Ray Alan gies aged segenty ngine 4
Scroat 2 years

He will be sagly ngissed...

Ventriloquists Death latest - George Osborne "goes limp and uncommunicative". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 2 years