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Country No One Cares About Wins World Cup In A Sport No One Cares About 0
Mathna 3 years
Vatican dismay as Steve Jobs achieves sainthood before Mother Teresa 0
roybland 3 years
Gaddafi's death caused by capture, claims autopsy Doctor. 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Gun rules blamed for lack of UK celebrations over Gaddafi's death 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Libyan exiles in the UK have blamed to Government's firearms laws on their failure to celebrate the death of Colonel Gaddafi. The country's former leader for the last 42 years died on Thursday after...

Financial Statement from Canon Giles Fraser 0
arflaethel 3 years

The Revd Quasimodo, Chancellor of St Paul’s Bank issued the following statement today (Saturday 22nd October 1482,), "I remain firmly supportive of the right of mugs to trust me with their money,...

Tory MP's To Be Housed In Dale Farm.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"Sort of a gradual 'getting use to being out to pasture in the near future,' said a spokesman...

Harrow accused of being "old school" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Tories To Change Their Name...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..To "The Wasteland Party." "Eeh, it's a re-run of the 1980's, only worse."...

Cameron Orders VAT Increase In Readiness For Another Libyan-Type 'Glory Hole'... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."Sod the public services, I want another jolly - this time without the French!"...

Androids left wondering what Steve Jobs had against them 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15400984...

Use of the word "Idiot" is demeaning say Karl Pilkington Community 0
Mathna 3 years
Temple closes as bearded hippy overthrows the tables of the money changers. 11
button 3 years
Offenders urged to do community service first, then commit crime 8
nickb 3 years

Scheme will improve local communities and cut court costs. Michael Jeffries, unemployed, is about to complete 200 hours of community service, canal clearing and removing graffiti from a local...

God upset by closure of St Pauls, checks into Travelodge 8
Boutros 3 years

Protest groups camped outside St Pauls have caused the Supreme Being to change his plans for the weekend. I've deleted the rest because it was bollocks...

Councils to begin issuing satellite component recycling bins 0
kga6 3 years
Councils admit using undercover parking attendants 2
nickb 3 years

Local authorities round the country have been running undercover parking attendants in a bid to collect more revenue from illegal parking. “It started quite simply,” said Sandwell Council...

Sting captures real IRA weapons smuggler in Lithuanian. 1
gbakes01 3 years

Sting captures real IRA weapons smuggler in lithuanian countryside rumours that he informed the authorities by sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS does this have legs?...

Gaddafi Post Mortem Latest: "Died of Natural Causes" 0
apepper 3 years

A post mortem has revealed that Colonel Gaddafi died of natural causes. "It's not entirely unexpected.", explained a Libyan official. "He was nearly 70 and as people get older, they often fall asleep...

God cares more about hedgehogs than Christians says Ann Widdecombe 0
roybland 3 years

Star of last year's Strictly Come Dancing and former minister Ann Widdecombe has accused God of caring more about hedgehogs than Christians.,  , Addressing the annual conference of the Catholic...

Post mortem confirms Gadaffi demise a 'dead Sirte' 0
Skylarking 3 years

I thank yeoww...

Mental disability protest escorted to Number 10, Police mistake them for Cabinet 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Gaddafi and Jobs launch iPocket Dictator 0
RJWinter 3 years
"Devastated" Shaftoe Fiancee Sues For Breach Of Promise 0
rikkor 3 years
Basque separatists ETA blame ceasefire on lack of "initial-only recognition" 18
Gong of Fur 3 years

‘Why couldn’t you for once just say “ETA”?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as...

Webuyanycar.com now owns all cars in UK 2
GreenCross 3 years
Gaddafi Post Mortem Result 0
Nearly Normal 3 years

Libya's National Transitional Council (NTC)has announced that the results of the post-mortem on Colonel Gaddafi conclusively prove he died from an untreated in-grown toenail. Following recent...

Welsh roads safer: speed-merchant Araf is banned for 12 months 5
GreenCross 3 years

Motorists in Wales can rest easy tonight as one of the principality's most notorious drivers was banned from driving for 12 months. Over the past decade Araf's penchant for speed had been such that...

Wrong again end of the world man told 'cheer up, it might never happen' 7
ianslat 3 years
Blair retracts offer of help to Spanish government talks with ETA 0
witless 3 years

"The fact that none of my chums have come forward with outstanding private business contracts which I could influence whilst in Spain, has nothing to do with my decision" he says...

Saif al-Islam latest: reports suggest he is now 'completely armless' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

., out on a limb, here...