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| US to deploy Dr. Phil to SKorea for psychological warfare against NKorea | 0 |  |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Soweto necklace 'not that kind of euphemism', World Cup sex tourists warned | 5 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| Slough inventor patents the sausage anchor | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'We all know, to our detriment, how sausages can slide around the plate,' said Drake Perkins. 'My invention allows the product to be secured so no more sausage-sliding hell.'... |
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| First Essential Supplies Arrive at Russia's World Cup Hotel | 0 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
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http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/worldcup.jpg... |
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| Dick Cheney's serialised diaries 'He did it my way' out soon. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| Shock end to Queen’s Speech as everyone in Parliament turns out to be a ghost | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
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In a surprise twist to the State Opening of Parliament, the Queen revealed that everyone involved was dead and only existed in a parallel dimension. ‘This may be difficult for some of you to take... |
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| Cuts cause disaster as 'Change Manager' role left unfilled | 1 | |
ED209 | 2 years |
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Lincolnshire County Council was thrown into 'total disarray' after discovering that the vital roles of 'Change Manager' and 'Diversity Coordinator' will be left unfilled due to the government's... |
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| OFSTED warning on paedophile threat | 0 | |
Jon Lever | 2 years |
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A senior OFSTED official today raised concerns that 'a significant number' of nurseries throughout England and Wales remain open despite not having a registered sex offender on their staff... |
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| Granny knot bassist alive and well. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| US Olympic committee press for inclusion of Waterboarding at 2012 games | 0 | |
Jon Lever | 2 years |
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more to follow... |
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| M&S reports not just trading but satisfactory trading | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Wembley pitch to replace Gareth Barry in England World Cup squad | 1 | |
Mr Glover Lover | 2 years |
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"It's our greatest defensive weapon, on its day it's unplayable" said Fabio Capello... |
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| Classic comedy re-made for the 21st Century "More Sex please, were wankered!" | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| MTV's alternative Queen's speech backing music to be "One-Vision" | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| Government cuts force Toner manufacturers to invent 30 new shades of grey | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
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As the cuts hit colour photocopying budgets hard... |
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| European leaders hail "Monopoly - Euro edition" as saviour of single currency | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| Queen to announce plans for a coalition monarchy | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Ornithologists dismayed as government announces severe budgie cuts. | 2 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| British Shaver Sets a New World Record | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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A Brit has set a new world record re miniature Japanese flag making, after badly cutting himself while shaving... |
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| Church burns down after baptism of fire | 0 | |
Genghis Cohen | 2 years |
| Paedo priest claims he didn't own the "worse" kind of kiddie porn | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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In court today convicted Paedo launched an appeal against his conviction as he was claimed to have kiddie porn of the "worse" kind. A statement which his barrister postulates means that there is... |
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| Synthetic life form accuses God of 'playing science' | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
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The world’s first artificially created life form has accused God of ‘playing science’ and ‘meddling with things He cannot possibly understand.’ The single celled organism, created by Dr... |
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| Newsbiscuit contributor seeks friends, must like being online and have s.o.h. | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| NewsBiscuit ticker editor to be laid off, piss, twat, bastard, arse...... | 2 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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not burning bridges... |
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| Chelsea Flower Show left devastated by arrival of Very Hungry Caterpillar | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Mallard duck charged with rape | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Nick Clegg allowed to sit on Queen's knee during speech | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Conservatives start big cuts by advising public to wear smaller pants | 5 | |
Lost4Words | 2 years |
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David 'Close-knit' Cameron has announced plans to encourage Big Britain to wear smaller pants in an attempt to reduce any public overspill in the leg area and provide better support for the nation's... |
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| Ventriloquist Ray Alan gies aged segenty ngine | 4 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
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He will be sagly ngissed... |
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| Ventriloquists Death latest - George Osborne "goes limp and uncommunicative". | 1 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 2 years |
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