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Larry Hagman "to be buried inside giant bottle of Scotch"

Its what he would have wanted...

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AReader 24.11.12 9:15pm
AReader
Dallas police seek Cliff Barnes over death of local oil man. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:56pm
MADJEZ
Arafat coffin to be exhumed. And then fired at Israel. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:49pm
MADJEZ
BNP foster parents send children to Africa. Only one way unfortunately. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:48pm
MADJEZ
Appeal for missing Derbyshire man decends into farce...

At the Police press conference today for missing businessman Mike Hunt, proceedings had to be adjourned after fits of giggles erupted. Policewoman Janice Smith was repeatedly asked to repeat her...

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misterjingles 24.11.12 6:06pm
Scroat
Ludlow Council chiefs under fire over Arms Market plans

The sleepy Shropshire town of Ludlow has come under fire from residents, market traders and local shops following plans to hold a regular Arms Market in the town square. The plans were announced at...

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Dick Everyman 24.11.12 5:24pm
Dick Everyman
Weight of Chelsea manager statues breaks conveyor belt mechanism 0
antharrison 24.11.12 4:53pm
antharrison
Council places young nazis with the Camerons 0
antharrison 24.11.12 4:45pm
antharrison
Couple from up North lose foster children from down South

Rotherham Council are to investigate why three children from down South were removed from a foster couple who are from up North. Rotherham's Director of Children and Young People's Services, Joyce...

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roybland 24.11.12 4:44pm
custard cream
Summit produces nowt 12
charlies_hat 24.11.12 1:51pm
charlies_hat
Man breaks 'World's Largest Poo' record...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/plinth.jpg...

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pinxit 24.11.12 12:34pm
pinxit
Use of foot spa more than once earns place in Guinness Book of Records... 0
Tripod 24.11.12 12:07pm
Tripod
WW2 pigeon message may be in pidgin English says GCHQ 1
roybland 24.11.12 11:45am
Squudge
J Aren't

No more soon...

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Not Amused 24.11.12 11:22am
Not Amused
Foster children relocated as parents exposed as 'Santa Non-believers'

Two foster children have asked to return to an orphanage after discovering their foster parents do not believe in Santa Claus. The parents, approved for fostering for seven years now, were 'unmasked...

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kga6 24.11.12 10:55am
kga6
Fifa may hire Large Hadron Collider to measure 'Fergie time' 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:50am
roybland
Arafat exhumation triggers new Chernobyl fear 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:41am
roybland
Who killed LH? cliffhanger to be answered in forthcoming episode 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:34am
roybland
Man shrugs off scratch on his iPhone 5

A twenty-one year old Brighton man has shrugged off his discovery of a scratch on the back of his iPhone 5. 'I can't say I'm freaked out about it,' Brendan Bates told friends. 'One can expect to...

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roybland 24.11.12 10:01am
riesler
Osborne to introduce Swearing Tax

In an attempt to get Britain’s beleaguered finances under control, Chancellor George Osborne has revealed that a Swearing Tax is to be introduced in the next Budget. At a basic rate of 25p per...

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Landfill 24.11.12 10:01am
riesler
Controversy as Damien Hirst unveils his Trafalgar Square 4th plinth installation

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/plinth.jpg...

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pinxit 24.11.12 9:55am
riesler
Shard to get 90ft fairy from Norway.

Mayor Boris Johnson has written to the King of Norway telling him not to bother with sending a tree for Trafalgar Square this year "now we've got the Shard". "I don't want to sound ungrateful but...

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Boutros 24.11.12 9:51am
riesler
Chelsea board outline sacking strategy

Chelsea football club have today outlined their long-term strategy for sacking managers, less than two hours after sacking current muse, Roberto Di Matteo. In an interview with our business...

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Old Hat 24.11.12 8:49am
Squudge
Justin Welby sex change plot to defeat synod anti-women vote

The next Archbishop of Canterbury may undergo a sex change in a plan to overturn the recent Church of England vote to prevent women becoming bishops. 'Normally we would have to wait years to get the...

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roybland 24.11.12 8:46am
roybland
UN to assemble crack team of Internet commenters to solve Arab/Israeli problem.

The United Nations has announced that they are seeking a team of internet commenters to assist them with a bid to solve the Arab/Israeli problem once and for all., Secretary General Spoony Banks...

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Gaz 24.11.12 8:44am
Squudge
UKIP couple lose foster children who 'might grow up like Nigel Farage' 0
roybland 24.11.12 8:12am
roybland
Starbucks introduce new "Fairtax" coffees

Starbucks announced that following on from the success of the Fairtrade coffee drinks -in which the growers are paid slightly better- that a new "Fairtax" suite of products will be launched next week...

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steve_l 24.11.12 7:58am
arthurminnit
Old Trafford cordoned off as naked woman squats on head of Ferguson statue

Salacious pix soon...

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pinxit 24.11.12 6:49am
pinxit
'Poison dwarf held for questioning' say Dallas police. 0
pinxit 24.11.12 6:46am
pinxit
Sue Ellen orders black shoulder pads 0
Queen of Tarts 24.11.12 6:43am
Queen of Tarts