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Queen's 70th anniversary entertainment to focus on synchronised swimming 0
antharrison 03.06.12 5:12pm
antharrison
London barge driver "Had that Queen and Prince Phillip in the back of my boat" 0
antharrison 03.06.12 5:10pm
antharrison
Queen asks to be excused Olympics 'as it'll be totally naff you just know it' 0
MADJEZ 03.06.12 5:02pm
MADJEZ
Queen's canal boat holiday marred by 1000 rubberneckers.

Her Majesty the Queen has abandoned her planned Jubilee holiday claiming the public just won’t leave her alone. After 60 years on the throne she had asked for the minimum of fuss and for her and...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 7:26am
Perks
Queen creates "Diamond geezer" honour

More follows...

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apepper 03.06.12 4:17pm
apepper
Queen invites Duchess of York to join royal pageant on the Marchioness. 0
dominic_mcg 03.06.12 3:12pm
dominic_mcg
Government Denies Climb Down over New Ladder Tax

More to folow...

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GillsImp 03.06.12 3:00pm
GillsImp
UN stands by as Jubilee is inflicted on nation

In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. Yet again, the ability of the...

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Des Custard 05.06.12 11:09am
JohnA
Philip tells Duchess of Cambridge he'd have prefered a tug 2
tedweasel 04.06.12 11:18pm
medici2471
"Further ado" delays wedding reception speeches. 2
nickb 03.06.12 2:26pm
nickb
Benefit cheats urged to becomes baronesses to escape prosecution

Benefit cheats may be able to argue that they 'overlooked' payments they shouldn't have claimed if they have a title such as 'baroness', according to a Tory think tank. 'Single mothers who are...

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roybland 03.06.12 1:32pm
roybland
Phew! Sunshine threat to Jubilee celebrations lifted

Fears that wall-to-wall sunshine might dampen the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations have been lifted with the Met Office forecasting plenty of good Bank Holiday rain until Tuesday. Millions of...

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roybland 03.06.12 11:58am
roybland
Major League Baseball blame UK for bunting shortage. 0
weematt 03.06.12 11:33am
weematt
"Testosterone fuelled fuel" to go on sale in UK petrol stations

The world's first automotive fuel to have a testosterone additive will go on sale on British forecourts this Autumn. "This isn't just a gimmick," said Mike Adams of the Fuel Retailers Association. ...

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nickb 03.06.12 9:57am
Mr Target
South London racist reports "pub choice nightmare" in Union Jack bunting mayhem

Racists up and down the country are wasting valuable drinking time, wandering in and out of multi-racial pubs, confused by the mainstream use of patriotic bunting in Britain's high streets....

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Mr Target 03.06.12 10:34pm
Yikes
Tetley's looking forward to Double Diamond Jubilee. 0
Maverick 03.06.12 12:13am
Maverick
Whether outlook - continued reign. 1
Maverick 03.06.12 5:59am
Shock as Memo leaked

The Westminster village was reeling today after the shock leaking of a government memo warning that "They could not keep the fact that Michael Gove is a waxwork from the British public indefinitely."...

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Bismarck 03.06.12 12:03am
Bismarck
Man found Alive on Eastbourne Beach

Police were today investigating the discovery of a live man on Eastbourne Beach. One resident of the town who did not want to be named said "It's not the sort of thing we expect to happen here."...

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Bismarck 02.06.12 11:52pm
Bismarck
Nation celebrates 60 years since King's death 0
Mandy Lifeboat 02.06.12 7:46pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Man reads Chinese Takeaway menu out loud without parody of Chinese accent 9
dvo4fun 03.06.12 10:06am
An Idiot's Guide To.........The Queen

With the 2 Bank Holidays, street parties, and the BNP logo hanging everywhere, you may be wondering just who this Queen woman is. Luckily help is at hand and you can now be the Nicholas Witchell of...

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Perks 05.06.12 10:51pm
dvo4fun
German family from Windsor enjoy 4 day holiday of a lifetime with Royalty Card

Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and her husband Philip are enjoying the ultimate holiday, a four day national celebration with flybys, floatillas and fawning on an unprecedented level - after amassing sixty...

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ronseal 03.06.12 8:49am
JohnA
86-year-old Windsor woman 'forced to work over Bank Holiday' claim

An 86-year-old Windsor woman is being forced to work over the long Bank Holiday - sometimes late at night - according to Age UK. The charity says the woman had to report for duty at Epsom racecourse...

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roybland 02.06.12 6:17pm
roybland
Nazi ban is Political Correctness Gone Mad say callers to Radio Ukraine phone in

"Monkey noise is just harmless joke, some of my best friends are blackies," complained Igor, from Kharkiv, as the switchboard lit up during the Ivan and Katya breakfast hour on Radio Ukraine...

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ronseal 03.06.12 6:40am
arthurminnit
Doctors fear Justin Bieber may never regain use of his left eyebrow 0
bonjonelson 02.06.12 5:13pm
bonjonelson
DFS in red alert as Olympic Torch nears Croydon 0
bonjonelson 02.06.12 2:24pm
bonjonelson
Homoeopathic doctor submits doctorate with single letter

The validity of homoeopathic qualifications has been raised into question after it was revealed that it was possible to obtain a doctorate by submitting a thesis consisting of a single letter;...

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apepper 02.06.12 4:52pm
apepper
Charles upset after 21 cannons fired and all of them missed 2
Perks 02.06.12 4:14pm
Sinnick
God shown saving Queen in royal home movie. C of E claims heavenly endorsement

BBC releases "holy" video shot by Prince Charles. Palace claims: God really did save the Queen. News that the Britain’s official deity intervened to save the life of the head of His church...

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nickb 03.06.12 7:29am
Yikes