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Saigoing, Saigoing, Saigon..... 9
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Afghanistan going, Afghanistan going, Afghanistan gone...

Olympic committee under pressure to create more games to meet 2012 ticket demand 0
Basil_B 3 years

An extraordinary meeting was convened today at the Olympic headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland to decide on the creation of new games for next years event in London. Olympic President Jacques...

Tickets go on sale for 2012 dads' races 16
ianslat 3 years

Millions of disappointed Olympic ticket applicants were given fresh hope today as tickets for the dads' races at the London Olympics went on sale. 'We realise that many people were disappointed not...

Pioneering interactive Glasto coverage: mud on the sofa and your telly nicked 5
FraserWords 3 years

The BBC is to pioneer new interactive technology in its coverage of this year’s Glastonbury festival. Viewers can press the red button to trigger visits from BBC employees who will throw buckets of...

Greek bail-out bill falters over who had starters 4
FraserWords 3 years

High level negotiations over Greece’s bail-out bill broke down last night over which country had starters., Britain claimed it could opt out of payments to the troubled Eurozone country as it only...

Mrs Alice Foster's wedding frock sells for a fiver at Cat Protection League shop 2
roybland 3 years

The frock Alice Foster (45) wore as bridesmaid at her sister's wedding ten years ago has sold for a record £5 at the Cat Protection League's shop in Hereford. 'There was a lot of interest in the...

'Bollocks,' says Bin Laden, staring morosely at bowl of 72 grapes 12
Oxbridge 3 years

The soul of the late terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden has admitted to 'mild disappointment' at finding that his reward for mass murder in the name of God in the afterlife has turned out to be 72...

View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (6/24 edition) 8
SugarTits69 3 years

Sorry it's been a while since I last posted. Me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko took our ventriloquist act on a short tour of South coast venues this past week, and I've been so busy I've...

Falks "Just more more thing" funeral gag swamps internet 1
BillyBitzer 3 years

The servers of both Twitter and Facebook were brought to a virtual collapse late last night as millions of people simultaneously posted the joke that they had just thought up about the coffin...

Physics degree entitles you to call yourself Dr and public to think you a twat, 20
ronseal 3 years

A new court ruling has created a compromise between men who want to call themselves a doctor for no apparent reason and the rest of society. Under the ruling, anyone with a physics degree can...

Banksy pissed of as thieves yet again steal third attempt to repaint lounge. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Portland OR carries out $350M complete air change after public farting incident. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
England football team fans defect to Spain 0
pinxit 3 years
Colombo crumples 0
roybland 3 years

no more soon...

Falk's coffin hesitates and turns back for a second before disappearing behind 1
Al OPecia 3 years

crematorium curtains. Why the fuck give us a box where you can only write in two thirds of the space available?...

Man who killed policeman released on bail 0
antharrison 3 years

There is a trail of hypocrisy here - linked to earlier submissions...

Rebelious Greek euro-sceptics vow to continue smashing plates and glasses 0
antharrison 3 years
Dick van Dycke arrested after Falk death. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Suppressed sneezes can cause head explosions, warn scientists 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Schwarzenegger finally admits Bono is second love child 0
simonjmr 3 years
Greece to Offset Debt by Copywriting Gods and Myths 8
Quaz 3 years

Faced with the prospect of defaulting on it’s debts and having rejected Germany’s suggestion that it should sell off a few islands, Greece has decided to earn revenue from it’s stock of Gods...

Luddites 'disappointed' with facebook flash-mob protest turnout. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Alternative Medicine Breaking News 2
Tom55 3 years

The Alternative Medical council has announced plans to provide homeopathic defibrillators, in public places from next January., "The defibrillators, which provide a shock of 0.0001 volts, are just...

Oxfam to slash its prices 0
roybland 3 years

Luxury charity shop chain Oxfam is to slash its prices to reflect straightened economic conditions.,  , 'We realize this will come as a great disappointment to our customers who are used to paying...

Twitter policy provokes feminist hysteria 0
Christopher Frost 3 years

The microblogging website Twitter is at the centre of a gender discrimination fiasco, after the exposure of a secret policy which allows male users to post tweets of up to 150 characters in length...

Laura Robson 'at an awkward age for editors' 6
pere floza 3 years

The sports editors of Britain’s tabloids will breathe a collective sigh of relief later today when Laura Robson, 17, is knocked out of Wimbledon by screaming banshee Maria Sharapova. “We just...

Local man dislikes Starbucks, saying "It's not my cup of tea" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Old age can kill, study warns 1
roybland 3 years

Hundred of thousands of people are being put at increased risk of death because of their age, a study warns today. The shock finding is reported by researchers at the University of Alabama who found...

America to be drained after man urinates into the Mississippi. 1
Griffin 3 years
Eurozone more dangerous than taking your hairdryer into the bath, warns watchdog 4
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

The UK faces instant death by electrocution if it even touches anything in the Eurozone, warned Britain's newest financial risk watchdog today. The watchdog, led by the governor of the Bank of...