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"Seeing much?" Russian separatists ask kidnapped military observers 0
camz 25.04.14 10:10pm
camz
Don't cap our bonuses, or the wankers who crippled us will leave say RBS

just an observation, that's all...

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throngsman 25.04.14 9:48pm
Al OPecia
1000s of Brits take to the streets as Lib Dems question disestablishmentarianism 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 25.04.14 9:46pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Coprophiliac brings out "thyme and motion" recipe book 0
sydalg 25.04.14 8:00pm
sydalg
Camilla promoted to ‘prettiest surviving sibling’. Throws lavish party.

Camilla Rosemary Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Parker Bowles, who for years languished, along with her sister Annabel Shand Elliot, in the shadow of the loveliest child in the Shand nest, Mark, was...

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beckfordburger 25.04.14 7:22pm
beckfordburger
Sex pest ordered to attend wanger management classes 0
sydalg 25.04.14 5:41pm
sydalg
Scousers granted UK minority status 6
Scroat 25.04.14 4:25pm
Scroat
Corniche people ‘granted minority status’ long overdue say Tories

Tory faithful have welcomed the news that Corniche people are to be recognised and protected as national minorities., David Cameron said it was a proud day for the Corniche community and the move...

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Mitt Walters 25.04.14 2:28pm
Mitt Walters
No one likes the Gherkin anyway, say insolvency practitioners at fast food lunch 0
Backup Brian 25.04.14 1:18pm
Backup Brian
'I score playing away from home' says Giggs

Lock up your WAGs everyone...

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Robert Koch 25.04.14 12:33pm
Midfield Diamond
Giggs sacked as Man United manager, four days and still no win.

The club’s American owner Malcolm Glazer took the extraordinary step of sacking the second manager in a week saying ‘We let the last guy go as the team scored like no touch-downs the whole time...

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MADJEZ 25.04.14 12:25pm
Robert Koch
David Moyes 'slept in Man City shirt'

Criminal proceedings are underway today after investigations revealed that David Moyes had been playing for the other side all along. Manchester rivals Man City FC are said to have 'turned' Moyes...

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Kevin the Swan 25.04.14 12:18pm
Squudge
Kevin McLoud remains silent on whereabouts of Malaysian airliner.

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3450117.ece/alternates/s1023/Kevin-McCloud-Ch4-198-The-Plane.jpg...

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MADJEZ 25.04.14 11:49am
MADJEZ
Critics rave as Eastenders nails the cycle of life

The BBC has been showered with accolades and rave reviews after the screening of the Eastenders episode handling the Beale bereavement. Torquil Faversham, in charge of gritty plot lines explained,...

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Squudge 25.04.14 11:32am
sponge finger
Father Ted's Mrs Doyle joins Eastenders. Producers worried about tea budget.

Oh go on Mrs Cotton will ya not have a cup, just the one, go on. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74435000/jpg/_74435619_422qosz0.jpg...

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MADJEZ 25.04.14 11:01am
MADJEZ
Miliband to crackdown on zero-hours MPs - Oppo front bench anxious

they just keep popping in there. Sorry folks...

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camz 25.04.14 10:54am
camz
Truth and Reconciliation committee already in place in Ukraine

"We know it's early days" said the chairperson " but we plan to be in position, in this five-star hotel, waiting for the call.", She went on, " We've got the international human-rights lawyers,...

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vulture1 25.04.14 10:50am
vulture1
Police to 'lighten up' on violent crime

Following criticism of police tactics in dealing with violent offenders the Police Commission has revealed new guidelines for serving officers. 'The problem started back with the Criminal Justice...

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throngsman 25.04.14 9:59am
throngsman
30 St Mary Axe gets chop from Experian 0
Dick Everyman 25.04.14 9:43am
Dick Everyman
Bad week for toffs as second posh geezer snuffs it

Hooray Henries are well nervous after the second toff in a week goes and snuffs it in a weird way. Officials have so far kept shtum about whether he was Brahms and List as a result of him being 'a...

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CulchaVulcha 25.04.14 9:35am
nickb
Leading Beliebers criticize Cameron’s claim that UK is a ‘One Direction’ country

Prime Minister David Cameron has sparked a heated debate after claiming that Britain should be “more confident in our status as a country of Directioners”. The PM made the remarks in an...

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jackc5755 25.04.14 8:56am
Sinnick
Middle east: Palestine leaders warned that too much Hamas will make you Fatah 14
bonjonelson 25.04.14 7:47am
Gerontius
Vatican in chaos as new saint John-Paul's crucifix kills passer-by

The Vatican is trying to establish whether the collapse of a crucifix in honour of Pope John-Paul is related to him being made a saint. "It's obviously impossible for us to make mistakes, so we're...

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apepper 25.04.14 6:53am
Titus
Mark Shand death ‘worst case of 1st degree stupidity we've ever seen’ says NYPD 3
beckfordburger 25.04.14 6:47am
Titus
Canadian family lashes out in response to TripAdvisor Narnia review

Al Roberts, of Cobalt, Ontario, told a local newspaper today that after reading the Pevensie review of their recent Narnian holiday he ‘simply had to speak out’. Mr Roberts had just returned from...

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Conrod 25.04.14 4:33am
Conrod
Russian state visit to London Cancelled - No Putin on the Ritz. 1
camz 25.04.14 3:24am
Conrod
British Transport Police granted powers of deodorisation

The British Transport Police (BTP) is to be granted full powers of deodorisation, Chief Constable Andrew Trotter announced today. From May, Transport officers will be equipped with industrial...

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AdrianJ 25.04.14 3:19am
Conrod
Cornishman joins Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman & Irishman walking in to a bar.

I shall await the very first recorded incitement to racial hatred prosecution due to dissing the Cornish...

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AdrianJ 24.04.14 10:50pm
Adrian Bamforth
Cornish Pasties get protected species status with Haggis and Leeks 0
camz 24.04.14 10:48pm
camz
West threatens to "tell Russia's Dad on him". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.14 10:09pm
Al OPecia