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Newsbiscuit Contributor Gouges Own Eyes Out.

"It was better than having to read yet another Savile-related sub"...

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The All New Jeni B 31.10.12 1:49pm
pinxit
Plagued by Trick-or-Treaters? Then this could be for you…

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/tricktreat.jpg...

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pinxit 31.10.12 1:47pm
pinxit
Pluto to play Ja Ja Binks in next Star Wars film 1
victimms 31.10.12 1:38pm
Squudge
Final Prequel Spoiler - CGI 'Darth Savile' to play father of Anakin Skywalker

more soon (Sorry Jeni)...

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Squudge 31.10.12 1:35pm
Squudge
US teenager branded 'a fool' after being stranded at drive-in by Sandy

Rydell High School student Daniel Zuko was left stranded at a drive-in cinema theatre last night, as Sandy, whose full name is Sandy Olssen, hit the east coast of America. Rydell’s Principal...

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DustyBinLaden 31.10.12 1:27pm
Squudge
Part time policeman 'wore only half his uniform' claim 0
custard cream 31.10.12 1:23pm
custard cream
Man charged with “impersonating plain-clothed policeman”... 1
Tripod 31.10.12 1:21pm
custard cream
Please to probe in Londons most infamous gay sauna as two

erections die...

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burnmybridges 31.10.12 12:41pm
burnmybridges
Anger management courses all the rage, say psychologists

probably not a lot you can say to that, so no more soon...

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custard cream 31.10.12 12:33pm
custard cream
US eastern seaboard brought to standstill by “leak of homeopathic waste”... 0
Tripod 31.10.12 12:28pm
Tripod
City in shock as a Liverpool pensioner says "No, I never knew John Lennon" 3
dvo4fun 31.10.12 11:34am
medici2471
Savile death cheats him of great blow from Sandy

one for Jeni B...

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medici2471 31.10.12 11:31am
Squudge
Salad Roll shortage hits N.Y. as Subways close. 1
Maverick 31.10.12 11:20am
jimmydodger
Millenium Falcon heads for Pluto 2
medici2471 31.10.12 10:40am
nostra da mouse
God ignored red flags on Savile’s heaven application as he needed Xmas party DJ

The process of ascending to heaven may be about to get a lot tougher amid revelations that God turned a blind eye to red flags on Jimmy Savile’s heaven application as he needed a DJ for the heaven...

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Yikes 31.10.12 9:23am
Yikes
Tom Daley's bronze medal at risk over 'diving' allegation

more soon. Surely done somewhere already. If not then apologies, hat, coat etc...

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dvo4fun 31.10.12 9:20am
Yikes
US announce plans to extradite Michael Fish 5
Squudge 31.10.12 9:03am
Squudge
Cities unprepared for badger refugees, warns academic.

Cities must prepare for a tide of badger refugees fleeing the cull, according to Earnest Stoat, who is still employed by Arndale College of Animal Psychology. "Without proper protection, the...

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Boutros 31.10.12 12:09am
Boutros
'Darth Mickey' to feature heavily in next Star Wars movie 1
Idiot 30.10.12 11:41pm
Squudge
Dearth of Savile jokes freezes satirical website

Keep 'em coming ;0)...

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Dick Everyman 30.10.12 11:40pm
Squudge
US seeks extradition of butterfly from Tokyo garden 4
tedweasel 30.10.12 11:34pm
dvo4fun
Scotland Yard 'could move to Scotland' in police economy drive 1
nickb 30.10.12 11:09pm
Squudge
Scotland Yard revolving sign to decrease speed by 50% in police economy drive 0
nickb 30.10.12 10:51pm
nickb
Chas & Dave release cockney knees-up Maiden covers album - 'Any Old Iron'

Another iffy neat-o...

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Idiot 30.10.12 10:46pm
Idiot
Freddy Krueger finally hands baton to Jimmy Savile 0
Dick Everyman 30.10.12 10:45pm
Dick Everyman
Obama postpones US election for four years to honour Sandy victims

In the wake of the devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, US President Barack Obama has postponed the US presidential election for four years as a mark of respect to Sandy victims. “Personally I...

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Yikes 30.10.12 10:42pm
Yikes
Iron Maiden head saved Savile victim 4
Dick Everyman 30.10.12 10:36pm
Dick Everyman
Savile Inquiry: Police release list of celebrities they want to interview

Police have urged the following to make themselves available to 'help them with their inquiries':, - Phil Lynott, - Marc Bolan, - Robin Gibb, - Stephen Gately, - John Lennon, - Michael Jackson,...

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custard cream 30.10.12 10:34pm
Dick Everyman
Little boy voted worst artist at Pride of Britain awards 0
antharrison 30.10.12 10:07pm
antharrison
Hurricane Savile causes devastation to BBC offices in North London. 0
MADJEZ 30.10.12 10:04pm
MADJEZ