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Labour Party To Stop Describing Far-Right Opponents As "Swivel-Eyed Loons"

"Can't imagine why" says Ed Milliband...

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Titus 29.04.13 7:52am
Titus
Manufacturer of cooking sherry finally admits it's really aimed at tramp market 0
sydalg 29.04.13 7:33am
sydalg
Down-and-out ex-wife of FA star admits to being wagabond 1
sydalg 29.04.13 7:24am
Titus
Richard III's head to replace Marvin on JLS' farewell tour 0
victimms 29.04.13 7:14am
victimms
Ken Clarke to judge UKIP fruitcake competition 0
nickb 29.04.13 7:03am
nickb
Pubic hair dye to be marketed as Vagablonde

(gets coat)...

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Smart Alex 29.04.13 7:01am
Smart Alex
BBC to continue sponsorship of Emeli Sande

Block booked for all ceremonies...

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virtuallywill 29.04.13 6:16am
virtuallywill
Vacancies coming up in comedy for the over 65s, predicts Yewtree officer 0
sydalg 29.04.13 12:41am
sydalg
Failed Bank To Issue Vagabonds

Senior staff to be re-deployed...

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Titus 28.04.13 11:36pm
Titus
Homeless Spy Movie Franchise 'Rebooted' with Latest Vagabond Film

The Hobo-centric movie studio VanVision Tramp have announced that they are 'rebooting' their successful Vagabond franchise., "We're really existed about this new chapter" Mumbled studio head honcho...

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thisisall1word 28.04.13 11:29pm
Titus
Government launches 'Bully a Fat Kid' day in major anti-obesity drive 0
sydalg 28.04.13 11:23pm
sydalg
Dhaka Collapse Victims Survived Because They Were Used To Not Eating for Days 5
Titus 28.04.13 10:40pm
Ironduke
Lincolnshire protesters drone on and on 3
Sinnick 28.04.13 9:28pm
LensCap
Liverpool demand investigation after Ivanovic admits "I have been bitten before" 0
LensCap 28.04.13 9:16pm
LensCap
Black footballers union calls on FA to show tolerance of other cultures

The black footballers union has called on the stuffed shirts of the Football Association to show more tolerance to players from other cultures who have only come to England in order to earn vast sums...

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LensCap 28.04.13 8:46pm
LensCap
School of Hard Knocks gains academy status

Officially Britain’s worst school, London’s School of Hard Knocks will forcibly transfer to academy status this summer, according to Department for Education sources. The school which has been...

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BAJDixon 28.04.13 8:38pm
godly1966
Police in Bradford foil 9/11 style terror plot.

Police in Bradford today release details of a foiled 9/11 style terror plot involving two radicalised Muslims both aged 8. The discovered plans show how the unnamed pair intended use modified paper...

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Baldiebaldo 28.04.13 6:48pm
Squudge
Boris against Heathrow plans saying he doesn't use aeroplanes to get high 0
Adam Lewis 28.04.13 6:35pm
Adam Lewis
UKIP Accused Of Bribing Tory Party To Slag Them Off, To Boost UKIP Credibility 0
Titus 28.04.13 5:27pm
Titus
Iain Duncan Smith asks fat people to donate food to government 1
custard cream 28.04.13 5:19pm
Squudge
Next 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here' to be filmed in Wormwood Scrubs 2
sydalg 28.04.13 4:55pm
Titus
IDS claims benefits 'on a self assessment' basis would save money 1
sillybugger 28.04.13 4:52pm
Titus
Minister: "Wealthy pensioners should die early to save state money"

The Work and Pensions secretary, Iain Duncan-Smith, has encouraged wealthy pensioners to make their wills in favour of the treasury and take up extreme sports to "improve the cash flow". "It really...

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apepper 28.04.13 4:51pm
Titus
Dhaka building owner collapses under police interrogation. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 28.04.13 4:43pm
Titus
72 year-old Peter Stringfellow fears he may be approaching a mid-life crisis. 1
sredni vashta 28.04.13 3:23pm
sponge finger
Decimal system biased towards people with ten fingers, says Norfolk councillor 3
sydalg 28.04.13 2:12pm
jimmydodger
Bill Gates caught sneaking on Google contact lenses 0
sydalg 28.04.13 12:22pm
sydalg
Liverpool beyond satire

The nation’s comedians today held their hands up, stating it was impossible to satirize Liverpool football club because whatever crazy thing you come off, one of their players is bound to actually...

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Hooch 28.04.13 12:05pm
Hooch
Dignitas introduce services to supermarkets with range of self-checkouts. 7
sredni vashta 28.04.13 11:52am
thisisall1word
Survey reveals 90% of curtain-twitchers to be overworked writers. 0
sredni vashta 28.04.13 11:10am
sredni vashta