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Camden market traders forced to junk 75,000 "I like the Pope" T-Shirts

Just a few short years after the last of the John Paul II T-shirts was incinerated, Camden market traders are facing another change of Pope that will again leave their huge stock of "I like the Pope....

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Golgo13 12.02.13 1:15am
Golgo13
Horse food found to contain human remains.... 1
deskpilot3 12.02.13 12:36am
deskpilot3
Many cows revealed to be horses.

So hard to tell the difference...

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deskpilot3 12.02.13 12:32am
deskpilot3
Tesco Finest contains "traces of Pope meat"

The Vatican has strongly denied allegations that it allowed papal material to enter the food chain, after DNA tests confirmed the presence of "up to 100% pope meat in Tesco Finest sausages. ...

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SuburbanDad 12.02.13 12:30am
deskpilot3
French ban ready meals, as percentage of horse-meat is “unacceptably low”... 1
Tripod 12.02.13 12:29am
deskpilot3
ITV to screen "Pope Idol" 1
Scronnyglonkle 11.02.13 11:34pm
Tess Goes
Man tazered outside the Palace was using the wrong knife

more etiquette soon...

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Squudge 11.02.13 11:17pm
topfotogmw
Barclays cry foul over customer’s ‘drafting error’

Barclays executives were on the offensive today after a Cheshire man was accused of deception over a 2008 loan that the bank made to him. Justin Lander applied for the loan so he could reinvest in...

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topfotogmw 11.02.13 10:59pm
topfotogmw
Operation Yewtree reaches Vatican. 4
wallster 11.02.13 10:28pm
rickwestwell
Italian Film Star reveals impending marriage to ex-Pope Benedict

Gina Lollagina the veteran film star has revealed that her relationship with Pope Benedict has reached the point where in the interests of the Universal Catholic Church, he must retire so that they...

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JoshSpringer 11.02.13 10:23pm
JoshSpringer
Local cat's feet to blame

Police in Ruck have blamed a cat's feet for a string of "hideous crimes". The feet, which have now been removed from the cat, are in isolation. Ruck's mayor signed the severance papers for the five...

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Mik Bulk 11.02.13 10:16pm
topfotogmw
Sports News

Pope Guardiola linked with Vatican vacancy. More soon...

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squibby 11.02.13 10:15pm
squibby
Managerial infallibility continutes as Pope Benedict installed at Old Trafford 0
custard cream 11.02.13 10:13pm
custard cream
Birmingham man praises RBS

"I don't know why they were fined", ranted Russell Bertrand from Aston, "what's wrong with trying to fix Libor? I've voted Libor all my loyfe, but since Tony left they need fixing!"...

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topfotogmw 11.02.13 10:11pm
topfotogmw
Findus introduce "a la carthorse" range

Flogging a dead cow...

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apepper 11.02.13 10:00pm
apepper
Romanian Stampede

A representative of a company specialising in coach tours across Romania said today that horses were disappearing from across the country and as a result tourism was suffering. “The horses are a...

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topfotogmw 11.02.13 9:52pm
topfotogmw
Lonely fishmonger blames mullet on his head for lack of girlfriends 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 11.02.13 9:22pm
Squudge
Catholic church to rethink standpoint on early terminations 2
charlies_hat 11.02.13 9:16pm
godly1966
English Jobseeker told to learn Polish

Mohammed Abdul Bin Laden, aged 28 from Birmingham, West Midlands was recently horrified when he attended a Jobcentre Plus work interview and was told that he'd have to learn Polish., Previously all...

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Tess Goes 11.02.13 8:57pm
Tess Goes
Catholic man pulls out early. 5
godly1966 11.02.13 8:54pm
Squudge
Icey Seahorses... New lickable meat treat available in a Catholic Church

Sounds fishy to me...

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Tess Goes 11.02.13 8:53pm
Tess Goes
500 New Council Homes To Be Built On Olly Murs' Face

In an innovative bid to reduce the waiting list for social housing in London, Mayor Boris Johnson has announced plans to construct 500 small, 3 bedroomed properties on the face of pop star Olly Murs....

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Jonny Shlep 11.02.13 8:52pm
Squudge
Yorkshire pensioners decry cost of £75 000 cap.

A group of pensioners from Barnsley has attacked the government's plans to limit the cost of caps at £75, 000. Harry Tomthwaite,President of the Barnsley Miners Welfare Club said, "What's that? I...

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Ablative Fabsolute 11.02.13 8:39pm
Ablative Fabsolute
The World According to ?

A famous Multiple Personality Disorder sufferer is to release an autobiography (For a balanced view please read all six volumes)...

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SPUD 11.02.13 8:39pm
SPUD
Traces of Sea Horse found in Fish Fingers

I got this straight from the horses mouth...

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Rowly 11.02.13 8:33pm
Rowly
Pope resigns as Asteriod heads towards Earth

Maybe he knows something we don't, this is the second time he has deserted his post, when faced with having to die on the job, Shows a certain lack of commitment...

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Rowly 11.02.13 8:03pm
Rowly
Pope admits doctrine of papal infallibility is a myth

but claims "I was right most of the time"...

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lane-avenger 11.02.13 7:53pm
lane-avenger
Irish farmer convicted of rearing horses

"I'm glad its over" he admitted "it was morder milking the feckers"...

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lane-avenger 11.02.13 7:50pm
lane-avenger
SuBo for Pope

The Catholic church has denied that it is considering Susan Boyle as the next Pope., Although a church spokesman agreed she fits alot of the criteria i.e she looks awful in a dress, her voice is...

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SPUD 11.02.13 7:42pm
SPUD
Pope steps down "to shit in the woods"... 0
Tripod 11.02.13 7:19pm
Tripod