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| The Queen puts Duchess of York on ebay in "revenge selling". More soon. | 1 |  |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Duchess 'regretful' she was caught out | 1 | |
sauce | 2 years |
| Hague - The Only Tory in Town, Given a Special Award | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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William Hague, the new Foreign Secretary, who hails from the former mining town of Wath-on-Dearne, South Yorkshire, has been given a special award by the local council - 'The Lone Tory Medal.' The... |
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| Duchess 'devastated' as Royal-access cash comes to light before cheque clears | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Sarah offers 50 pounds to anyone who will speak to Gordon. More soon | 0 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| José Mourinho set to win Chelsea Flower Show | 0 | |
Des Custard | 2 years |
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After repeatedly scaling the heights in football, José Mourinho is now odds-on favourite to win the coveted Best in Show award at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show with his showpiece, The Special... |
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| Duchess says: 'I didn't do it for the money.' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'I'm like so upset that people think I am a money-grabbing, egocentric person. I am so not. I am a talented childrens' author and always free for television work. I love to help common people.'... |
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| Man dies from stroke after wife unable to remember FAST acronym | 6 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
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Mike Collins, a 46 year old man from Bristol died earlier today after his wife was unable to remember the acronym used in a recent stroke awareness TV campaign to inform the public of the condition's... |
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| Peston suspended by BBC after 'off-mic' gaffe | 2 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
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The BBC's financial analyst Robert Peston has been suspended by the BBC after a massive hissy fit was captured live on the 10 o'clock news. After giving a report about the latest balance of payment... |
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| Milliband brothers celebrate after Kinnock gives backing to Ed Balls. More soon. | 3 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Plane Crash (Latest) No- one important dead | 1 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Grammar pedant wins nursery rhyme contest with 'Polly put-on the kettle' | 0 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
| Piers Morgan is On Route to Visit UK Forces in Afghanistan | 5 | |
thisisall1word | 2 years |
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Much Loved TV star Piers Morgan is flying out to pay a morale boosting visit to UK troops stationed in Helmand Province, Afghanistan. Army Generals and MOD officials have ensured that such a high... |
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| West Country separatists threaten new cold war. | 3 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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The county of North Somerset has threatened insurrection if it is not granted the status of an independent state after members of the parish council voted unanimously to pull out of the UK. The move... |
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| Ed Milliband asks Kinnock to withdraw support as Gary Glitter had asked earlier | 1 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
| Milibands to join forces as Dedward | 0 | |
exigo | 2 years |
| Plane crash: 'no one seriously killed' | 1 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Duchess of York lauded for finding a use for Prince Andrew | 3 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Surgeons fail in attempt to remove Bono's enlarged ego. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Have To Be Wary of...... | 1 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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You have to be wary of dustbinmen (garbage men) these days, as they are all followers of bin laden... |
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| Tory Government allows Liberals to give bad news | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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Empowering the Lib-Dem M.P's... |
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| Ashes to ashes sequel announced | 1 | |
riesler | 2 years |
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"Tin Machine" sees Gene Hunt team up with a group of youngstersand nobody cares... |
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| Police say there will be no arrests as bomb factory is discovered | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/74/46/744647_995b931b.jpg... |
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| "Tortoise theft up 50%" | 0 | |
riesler | 2 years |
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little shelly bastards keep nicking my lettuce... |
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| Prisons choose a Dorothy most nights | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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some are taken up the aisle... |
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| Viewers complain they can't tell Dorothy from the dog | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
| Science News | 1 | |
Kernowpete | 2 years |
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NASA to launch probe to ascertain if there is intelligent life on Earth more soon... |
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| No Real Change at Number 10 Downing Street | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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Brown out. Fake Tan Man in... |
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| A Case of Doctors and Pine Teachests Not Mixing | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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My youngest was suffering a bad cold and our local doctor was kind enough to call at our house to see how she was. But, somehow our pine teachest got in the way a little. You see, we had a few... |
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| Guardian issues apology | 0 | |
Kernowpete | 2 years |
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The Guardian issued an apology today for referring to the government as "The Coalite Government" because as we all know, coalite burns bright for a short while, then fades rapidly away to nothing... |
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