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Petrol station flowers a more acceptable Valentine gift than graveyard flowers 4
roybland 3 years

Valentine's Day flowers bought at the last minute from a petrol station forecourt are better received by a beloved than flowers stolen in a panic from a graveyard according to a survey by Bride...

Large television sets blamed for decline in huddling 1
roybland 3 years

The traditional practice of families huddling around their TV sets is almost obsolete since the development of sets with larger screens, a government report on the state of the family warns. The...

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three wrongs make a writ 0
ronseal 3 years
Astronaut has second thoughts on 'The DaVinci Code' 1
Smart Alex 3 years

"I tried reading it back on Earth", admitted NASA astronaut Eugene C. Warpfactor, "and to be totally honest, once I'd put it down I couldn't pick it up. However, up here in the weightless conditions...

Whitney gags 1
cinquecento 3 years
2013 Grammy's to include 'best hyperbole for this years dead addict' award 2
charlies_hat 3 years

jeez - it's getting on my nerves...

LA medics, pioneers in back catalogue resuscitation 0
medici2471 3 years
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beau-jolly 3 years

Arse. Just seen below and withrawn quietly...

Popularity of Flat screens linked to decline of sex on TV. 2
Zen 3 years
TV advert's jolly pensioners actually in Wonga poverty 0
medici2471 3 years
Dalglish's Mum makes Kenny say sorry for not tidying his room properly in 1962 0
charlies_hat 3 years
SmithKlineBeecham releases Finlax for quantitative easing 0
cinquecento 3 years
Children Once More Free to Sweep Chimneys 5
LizzyG 3 years

David Cameron joined in the celebration of Charles Dickens’ birth today by announcing the return of child labour to the UK. Two hundred years after the birth of the author who is often credited...

It's the end of the line for Houston 1
ronseal 3 years
Charlie from BUPA ad admits faking war record. 5
MADJEZ 3 years

Charlie the loveable pensioner from the latest BUPA ad campaign has broken down and confessed after journalists investigated his background. In the tv Ad he claims to be 83 and goes onto say he won...

FOOTBALLER APOLOGISES!! In other news, riots, bombings etc. 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Athens riots awarded AAA rating 0
roybland 3 years
Margaret Thatcher favourite as England Manager 1
quango 3 years

"The only candidate with who remains undefeated against the Argentinians"...

Kevin Costner severely reprimanded for failing to protect client. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Professor Brian Cox creates space on tv schedules 3
markbuontempo 3 years

Concern is growing for the well-being of genial television celebrity, astro-physicist and all round good egg Professor Brian Cox due to his non-appearance on any television channel within the past...

Pop world in shock as Whitney Houston goes out on a low note 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Houston funeral billed as 'The Opportunistic Multi-Octave Celebrity Challenge' 1
@spinal_bap 3 years

Insincere and limelight-demanding tributes are lined up from Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and numerous other tune-strangling divas in what promoters are describing as “like Etta James’ wake...

Whitney Houston dies in the shadow of her more talented cousin Dionne Warwick 0
JohnA 3 years

says middle-aged NB contributor...

Women who wear glasses outnumber men with shaven heads 6
roybland 3 years

Women in England who wear glasses outstrip men with shaven heads for the first time since records began according to a report from Social Trends. The report says that the huge increase in the last...

Junior lawyers opt for hi-viz jackets to leave in office after hours 0
medici2471 3 years
Suarez apologises to Evra and congratulates him of his "Natural Sense of Rhythm" 0
Mathna 3 years
Daleks blame failure of invasion on "lack of wheelchair ramps" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Whitney Houston accused of plagiarism by Michael Jackson's estate 1
Nails UK 3 years
Whitney no longer loves Hugh 0
fernandomando 3 years

no more soon...

"Unexpected Death" epidemic hits music industry 0
Nails UK 3 years

Talentless artistes suddenly realise they can make more money when dead than when alive...