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‘Death curse’ Grand National sweepstake entrant strikes again 6
Midfield Diamond 3 years

It has been revealed that Pete Jenkins, the country’s unluckiest sweepstake contestant, struck again at Saturday’s Grand National. Mr Jenkins, an accounts clerk from Basingstoke, has now...

BBC to broadcast controversial Antiques Roadshow ‘Titanic’ special 4
Gary Stanton 3 years

The BBC have been accused of a lack of taste over plans to broadcast a commemorative edition of the Antiques Road Show featuring quality items pillaged from the Titanic. The corporation have sought...

'Holiday in Britain' adverts revealed as an attempt at solving drought 2
kimllfixit 3 years

A recent advertising campaign designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home has been exposed as an attempt to resolve the drought. Professor Ahmed Kamil has been Head of Tempting Fate at Middlesex...

The final £413m Mega Millions Winner named - Lucky B*****d 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Footballer forced to play FA Cup match in his underwear after he forgets his kit 0
Ian Searle 3 years
"Big Society" to be downsized, says Cameron. 1
Mick99 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron announced earlier today that research had shown that the Coalition's flagship Big Society initiative had expanded to an unexpectedly large and unsustainable size. "We...

Tube workers set to go on strike - Government advise us to stockpile Smarties 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientist say Tweets tell us people are happy at Xmas - still no cure for Cancer 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientists studying Tweets find people can only communicate in 140 characters 0
Ian Searle 3 years
As UK Economy picks up Tena Lady now worth Elevena against the Eruo 0
Ian Searle 3 years
New Windows 8 to taste of three Flavours "Despair, Bitter Defeat & Despondency" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Big Jump In Postage Stamps? Have No Fear.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As pigeon fanciers set up their "Pigeon Splat" service., One in the eye of the Post Office, no doubt...

Oh go on then, since it's actress and bishop day... 2
red 3 years

One from ages ago

Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop 11
yens123 3 years

Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop, In a disappointing move for double entendre lovers everywhere, the Actress has confirmed she has split from the Bishop. Its though to be a 'big blow'...

John Bishop denies lurid conversation with Actress 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Robin Gibb Stayin' Alive for the time being. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
British Library to put £9 million gospel in ‘Fiction’ section 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Men seek urgent reassurance a stroke and a few tugs won’t turn them gay 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"I had a stroke and woke up beautiful" claims Samantha Brick 0
cinquecento 3 years
100th birthday telegrams from the Queen to be axed due to cost of stamps 1
Mr_Johno 3 years

Buckingham Palace has announced today that the Queen will no longer be sending the traditional birthday greetings to those who reach their centenary birthday, due to the Royal Mail's planned rise in...

Breivik a right-wing nutwho posted vile abuse on the internet, says Daily Mail 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Prostate prognosis improves if wife is a high-pitched harridan 0
medici2471 3 years
Prostate trial collapses and establishes impotent precedent 0
weematt 3 years
Stroke victim rugby player discovers he's straight 0
medici2471 3 years
Government announce fracking to recommence under Blackpool 0
rustytruss 3 years

and all future Tory Party conferences will be held in Brighton...

Carjacker admits to ignoring Baby On Board stickers 3
Gary Stanton 3 years

A carjacker who left a Peugeot 306 containing two toddlers smouldering in a ditch has admitted that the Baby on Board stickers failed to have much of an impact on his decision-making process. The...

Gods “unworried” by imminent Greek-led collapse of civilisation. 7
nickb 3 years

The mood on Olympus was relaxed – if not amused - by the likelihood that the country that brought humanity civilisation may now be responsible for causing its demise. In a short interview,...

Man kidnapped by avant-garde composer exhibits signs of Stockhausen syndrome 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Couple succeed in using week off to book next holiday 4
Des Custard 3 years

Chantelle and Stuart Sanders, 26 and 31, of Carshalton, say they are ecstatic after managing to book their next holiday during a week off work. They spent the first weekend of their break...

Pippa Middleton avoids gun rap as front-on ID parade inconclusive 0
Yikes 3 years

French police have announced that no charges will be laid against Pippa Middleton as a result of a weekend gun incident in Paris as none of the many witnesses got a clear view of her famous rear....