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Nazi salute nurse transferred to G4 Security 1
custard cream 20.12.12 1:17pm
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Unemployed Liverpool man trials hibernation to save money for new sofa

Long term unemployed Liverpool man, Gavin Smith, says his quest to find the perfect vegetative state could be over after a successful trial hibernation last weekend. Mr Smith, who has his eye on a...

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Yikes 20.12.12 1:16pm
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A turkey is for life!

Imagine the surprise experienced by Albert Wilkins upon discovering thirty turkeys in the cupboard beneath his stairs last Tuesday. Albert, a keen hide-and-seek enthusiast, exclaimed “I couldn’t...

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parttimepirate 20.12.12 1:07pm
parttimepirate
Questions over White House security after President is attacked by Spider child

Spider-Kid, the mischevious web-slinging child of superhero Spiderman, today sparked a national security alert after penetrating the inner reaches of the White House. Skillfully swinging and...

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Darkbill 2.0 20.12.12 11:55am
Darkbill 2.0
No movement in sculpture dispute 0
custard cream 20.12.12 11:53am
custard cream
News of Poundland's Boxing Day sale causes mayhem in Middlesborough 0
custard cream 20.12.12 11:41am
custard cream
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall arrested on suspicion of five bird roast. 1
godly1966 20.12.12 11:39am
custard cream
Excitement builds ahead of Julian Assange's inaugural Christmas message

Crowds were said to be two deep outside the Ecuadorean Embassy as news leaked out that Julian Assange was to address the nation 'sometime before Christmas.' Police reported a friendly atmosphere...

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custard cream 20.12.12 11:38am
custard cream
Frank Bruno asks panto audience, "Have you seen my boxing career?"

"It's behind you" (hat tip to Tripod)...

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Smart Alex 20.12.12 11:25am
Al OPecia
BBC's 'cavalier' pay-off criticised - "I wanted a Mondeo" says Entwistle 0
Idiot 20.12.12 11:21am
Idiot
Spielberg to follow up Lincoln biopic with Savile, Glitter and King trilogy 0
simonjmr 20.12.12 11:17am
simonjmr
Cromwell Society criticises BBC over cavalier pay offs 0
cinquecento 20.12.12 11:13am
cinquecento
National Rifle Association: Our alternative to tighter gun control

Here at the NRA we take our responsibility seriously. There has been much criticism laid at our door recently for defending the second amendment, which gives Americans the right to bear arms. Some...

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Perks 20.12.12 10:59am
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Assault rifle shoots to No.1 in U.S. Christmas list chart.

A proposed ban on assault rifles has catapulted the weapons to the top of Americans' present lists this festive season. More families than ever across all 50 States are expected to unwrap the guns...

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Boutros 20.12.12 10:47am
Boutros
Mayans release sacrificial virgin calendar for 2013

After the success of their spoof Armageddon calendar, Mayan Publishing Inc has gone back to its roots by releasing a sacrificial virgin calendar for 2013. Mayan Publishing chief Manuel Zera said...

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Yikes 20.12.12 10:18am
Squudge
End of the World, Friday..Make sure you are wearing clean underwerar 0
Rowly 20.12.12 9:59am
Rowly
100% of divorces start in marriage

An estimated 100% of divorces in England and Wales started in marriage in 2010 - a figure that has remained static since 2005, the latest statistics suggest. More soon...

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simonjmr 20.12.12 9:54am
simonjmr
BBC "cavalier" with public funds say MPs. Pot, kettle etc. 0
FlashArry 20.12.12 9:53am
FlashArry
Christmas jobless crisis among Jimmy Saville impersonators. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.12.12 9:43am
Al OPecia
Downing Street in new "get out of my way pleb" row. Queen refuses to comment. 0
Al OPecia 20.12.12 9:42am
Al OPecia
Convicted man with speech impediment, can't complete sentence.

Convicted man with speech impediment, can't complete sentence...

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Location 20.12.12 9:16am
Location
Witness suggests that 'Pleb' was shouted from a grassy knoll area of Downing St 3
charlies_hat 20.12.12 7:54am
Squudge
Chief Whip to attempt Knievel-style jump of Whitehall gate

After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move. The police have...

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Squudge 20.12.12 7:33am
Yikes
Iraq warns UK employers can launch weapons of mass redundancy 'within 45 days'

more [dodgy dossier facts] soon...

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dvo4fun 20.12.12 7:24am
Squudge
Sir Ian McKellen does panto, audience shouts: “It’s beneath you!”... 10
Tripod 20.12.12 7:24am
kga6
Pleb Gate No More....

Due to metal thieves...

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Jesse Bigg 20.12.12 6:36am
Idiot
First 'Bring Your Monarch To Work Day' a success says Cameron

The Prime Minister has announced plans to roll out the initiative across the country in the new year after Her Majesty "sat quietly in the corner, did some colouring in and played Nintendogs on her...

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Idiot 19.12.12 10:43pm
dvo4fun
Police 'Gutted' at lost opportunity to sell BBC's Savile evidence to newspapers 0
antharrison 19.12.12 10:41pm
antharrison
Savile investigations likely to be “most profitable business sector of 2013”... 2
Tripod 19.12.12 10:28pm
dvo4fun
Savile report investigation finds no conspiracy, just usual level of cock ups 1
custard cream 19.12.12 10:17pm
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