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Australian legislation forbids all human contact with cigarettes 3
vertical 3 years

New laws passed in Australia will make it a criminal offence to hold or even look at a cigarette and convicted smokers will have to sign the Tobacco Smoke Register for life., From next year,...

Series 7 of Downton Abbey is planned - the one where they open a Safari Park 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And the Earl of Grantham takes several dozen wife-lets...

Saville ends up at 45 degrees, several hundred degrees cooler than some expected 0
Ian Searle 3 years
11/11/11 - Happy Spinal Tap day! 0
Smart Alex 3 years
God to move over to cloud based technology. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
'Freedom' from recession cry Cypriot chip-shop owners as Scotland fans invade. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

The 'Island of Love' threw its arms around the 2000 Scotland fans who landed at Larnaca Airport in the early hours of this morning, for tonights Cyprus-v-Scotland football match. Rumour soon spread...

Tesco to run ailing Cambridgeshire Hospital for next 10 years 0
Squib 3 years

Despite critics saying the Local Health Authority is off its trolley, the Secretary of State for Health is adamant that there are many good things are in store for Tiggleswade District Hospital,...

Tinnitus mars Armistice Day for thousands 1
simonjmr 3 years

"I fear Armistice Day every year, those two minutes of silence are sheer hell" said Gregory Tyler (43) More soon...

Clegg pledges "free workhouse" places for 140,000 disadvantaged toddlers 0
simonjmr 3 years

Some 140,000 disadvantaged two-year-olds could qualify for places in modern day work houses under a scheme due to be rolled out in England Nick Clegg has said £7 will be spent over four years...

James Murdoch explains "Just when I thought i was out, they pull me back in" 3
button 3 years
White footballers confirm they have no problem with John Terry 0
grottymonty 3 years
Queen leads Nation in remembering the financial fallen 7
Gong of Fur 3 years

In an act of remembrance marking 25 years since the Big Bang, the Queen, members of the Royal Family and political leaders gathered at Canary Wharf to lead the Nation’s mourning for the financial...

FDA investigation triggered by bad applesauce 0
georgia 3 years

Washington state apple manufacturer Snokist had to recall several hundred thousands of cans of applesauce in 2011. The facility that processes this applesauce is now under FDA investigation. The...

Silvio Berlusconi to start "Charging for it" 1
apepper 3 years

Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian Prime Minister has responded to the downgrading of Italy's debt rating by saying that "the beautiful ladies will have to pay for my favours". Berlusconi went on to say...

Veterans to wear pansies out of respect for death of decent England performances 14
3 years
Toon Pies now 70% off all year round: was £15, now £4.50 1
kga6 3 years

Anyone else been in a Sports Direct? This is pretty much their sales strategy...

Silvio Berlusconi to be fired from cannon 0
grumblechops 3 years

Outgoing Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi today ensured he would leave office with dignity, by being fired from a cannon. In accordance with the traditions of his hometown Milan, Mr...

Reduced price Wig Manufacturer ensures customers have "less toupee". 2
seymour totti 3 years
Bogus doctor, who faked qualifications, given third degree by police. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers are ball bearings, say Trading Standards. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
ITV Wrestling tonight: "Lord" Coe v Cry Baby Hague - No Mercy 0
Drylaw 3 years
Minor victory for capital punishment activists 0
gaijintendo 3 years

People sentenced to death by hanging are now allowed to wank during their execution...

Upset as Sunderland FC bids to buy right to St James' Park namesake 0
ndbrown123 3 years

Newcastle considering suspending Metro trains to Sunderland in response. Updates coming soon...

Mafia demand apology for being likened the James Murdoch 1
Mark66 3 years
Martians stop Russian probe because it fails immigration regulations 0
Sinnick 3 years
Single-molecule teapot hailed as being slightly more useful than a chocolate one 3
Squib 3 years

A multi-disciplinary team of synthetic chemists, biochemists and a former presenter of Antiques Roadshow today unveiled the world’s first single-molecule teapot in an exhibition at the Millenium...

Italy to transfer debts to credit cards and pay 0% interest for 6 months 3
ThunderSquid 3 years

In a last ditch attempt to rescue its beleaguered economy, Italy announced it is to transfer its debts to credit and store cards and save a whopping £12bn in interest over the next six months. It...

Tom Watson 'accidentally decapitated' with chainsaw after Murdoch inquisition 1
vertical 3 years

Tom Watson: "have you ever heard the term muerta?", Jimmy Murdoch: "I was buying cannoli at the time of the alleged incident"., Tom Watson: "You must be the first mafia boss in history who didn't...

Comet shops sold for £2 plus £37.50 for an extended warranty 9
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sky Atlantic to show the Murdochanos: everyday wiseguy newspaper publishers 2
simonjmr 3 years

The Mudochanos is an Australian - American television drama series that revolves around the New York based media mogul and mobster Rupert Murdochano and the difficulties he faces as he tries to...