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| Mr Potato Head manufacturer struggles to keep up with demand from South Africa | 0 |  |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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No idea why... |
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| Troops marking Queen’s official birthday disappointed not to receive party bags | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Isle of Wight man calls police after finding bank open on a Saturday | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| President of Kyrgyzstan in desperate plea for more vowels | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Apple announce revolutionary new i-ron | 2 | |
fernandomando | 3 years |
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Steve Jobs today held yet another press conference to announce an exciting new technology designed to satisfy the demand from customers. At a packed conference centre in San Francisco the ‘i-ron’... |
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| Egon Ronay's funeral to be given 3 stars. more soon | 0 | |
martin2381 | 3 years |
| Egon Ronay to be cremated at gas mark four for one hour with red wine and garlic | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Stephen Fry Deployed to Tackle Urbane Fox Menace | 1 | |
Quaz | 3 years |
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Plans to lure them into the First Night of a Noel Coward play, then kill them with poisoned canapes during the interval... |
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| Desperate Andrew fiddled with Honours List, claims palace insider. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
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A spokeman for Her Majesty the Queen has quashed rumours, before they even start, that the Birthday Honours List is just "an excuse for Prince Andrew to find a new bird"., A source close to the... |
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| Government to merge Met.Police and Met Office | 2 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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You are forecast to fall down some stairs... |
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| Police investigating Egon Ronay's death question 800 restauranteurs with grudges | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Stoke man fined for striking happy medium | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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Cheerful clairvoyant, Rita Spamley, reported David Ashburger to the police, after he had allegedly hit her across the face after a reading. 'For a moment, I saw stars', said Ms Spamley. Ashburger was... |
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| Fox Savages Illegal Immigrant Paedophile, Daily Mail Now Confused | 3 | |
Svendo | 3 years |
| Police investigating Egon Ronay's death question 800 restauranteurs with grudges | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| David Cameron says: 'I can probably stop the oil leak single handed' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'It is certainly something Labour could never have done.'... |
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| Dancer, Michael Flatley's feet fall off after 35 taps a second record | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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He remains philosophical. 'I will set up the record for tapping with stumps', says a jolly Lord of the Dance. 'No more flatley feet for me.'... |
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| Correction | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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'Teen sailor Abby Sunderland rescued from French fishermen' should have read 'Teen sailor Abby Sunderland rescued by French fishermen'... |
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| man and wife arrested for indecency in south africa | 0 | |
arthurminnit | 3 years |
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"I only told him to blow my vuvuzela!", says wife, as husband picks curly hairs from between front teeth... |
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| Egon Ronay's condition described as 'critical' for last 60 years | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Urban Hunt cause mayhem in town centre chasing fox | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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A total of twenty people were described as being in serious to stable condition in hospital today after a hunt took it upon themselves to try and catch the fox that had been at the centre of this... |
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| 'My years in prison 'insignificant' compared to England's 44 years of hurt' | 0 | |
fernandomando | 3 years |
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states Mandela... |
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| Harvey Nichols getting hammered over decision to sell bed of nails. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| '44 years of hurt not really that painful' admits Greavsie | 0 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
| Satanic lingerie company releases diabolical liberty bodice | 0 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
| Maradonna employs South African Rugby Team to coach handling techniques. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Springboks coach Peter De Villiers said ' there is nothing we can teach the master himself and his team but there is always room for improvement in cheating techniques errrr sorry I mean handling... |
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| No Dispair at Met Office over annual BBQ Summer Prediction | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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'Its got to happen one year.'... |
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| Coulthard on criticism over his honour. ' I've got a broad chin, I can take it' | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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More dubious honours soon... |
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| 5,221 People Mauled by Dogs Last Year. | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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anyway getting back to the fox. When will there be a nationwide cull? Is the fox hunting ban to blame? should the hunts be allowed to roam through towns at night? More hysteria later... |
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| Charity shop overwhelmed after Browns donate family possessions | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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The book list includes 'Financial Regulation for Dummies', 'How to Complicate Tax' and an xmas gift 'Faith in Foreign Policy through Military Means' signed by T Blair... |
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| BP's crude oil plan fails | 0 | |
jkdune | 3 years |
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BP, Britain’s largest oil company and one of the world’s environmental thought-leaders, has suffered a major setback in their latest attempt to save the world from climate change. Having been... |
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