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New “Murder Bacon” to combine best of Danish

“It’s a marriage made in heaven, but it’s got Danish written all the way through it,” said Lars Smytt, brand manager for Denmark’s latest marketing success, which from tomorrow will ...

nickb 29.10.13 8:16pm
Cyprus man "not missing George Michael, either". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.13 7:40pm
Al OPecia
"Bad taste" in Ed Balls's mouth actually due to talking crap too often 0
cinnahmon 29.10.13 7:29pm
Isle of Wight homes still without power. Storm not to blame. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 29.10.13 7:07pm
Kingdom of the mole people seeks fracking injunction 2
nyarlathotep 29.10.13 7:07pm
Satan denies any involvement with the Conservative party, threatens libel action 0
nyarlathotep 29.10.13 6:50pm
Isle of White Council disappointed over "not spied upon" claims 2
Bigglesworth 29.10.13 6:14pm
Have you got a Clubcard? No luv! This is Shoplift Tesco

Only a month after their record breaking release hit the shelves, Rockstar North, creators of the Grand Theft Auto series, have been quick to unveil the next instalment in the crime-packed video game...

Robopop 29.10.13 6:14pm
Scotland and Northern England Responsible For Torrential Rain in South... - 2

due to pissing themselves laughing at the reaction to weather they'd describe as 'A wee bit breezy', advise south to man the fuck up and get on with it...

The All New Jeni B 29.10.13 6:06pm
EDL Leader Ousted After Reporting Enjoying Black Comedy 1
Flugelbinder 29.10.13 5:53pm
Energy companies blaming energy bills on "rising cost of policitians"

When grilled in parliament today, the spokesmen for the big six energy companies blamed the rising cost of politicians. "We are competing in the global wholesale market for politicians" said one...

steve_l 29.10.13 5:15pm
New Plan For HS2 To Be Built By The French & Funded By The Chinese 1
Titus 29.10.13 4:58pm
Tougher sentences for dogs - now to include verbs

Technically "[i]Sausages[/i]" didn't constitute a complete sentence, argue English teachers...

NewBiscuit 29.10.13 4:32pm
Qatar to stage Dancing on Ice World Cup 0
custard cream 29.10.13 1:52pm
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Royal Mail deliveries a 'postcode lottery' claim critics 0
custard cream 29.10.13 1:50pm
custard cream
Blockbuster enters administration after failure of their "empty store" policy. 0
dominic_mcg 29.10.13 1:29pm
H2S stinks 0
medici2471 29.10.13 12:50pm
Samsung launches "Fake or Real?" suntan app. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.13 11:36am
Al OPecia
Writing for NB "Slightly Less Time-Wasting Than Wanking" Say Homeworkers 8
deceangli 29.10.13 9:44am
PM hails pilot of energy bill reduction scheme

The Prime Minister David Cameron today hailed the success of a pilot scheme designed to help people with soaring electricity bills. The scheme trialled across the south and east of England involved...

johnnydobbo 29.10.13 9:37am
Woman who consumes fabric conditioner denies she is Comfort eating 2
John Wiltshire 29.10.13 9:20am
John Wiltshire
Man Who Stayed Indoors During Gales Condemned As Draft Dodger

Hat tip to Squudge...

Titus 29.10.13 9:16am
Energy companies to become more transparent so MPs can't see them

And ask awkward questions...

Ian Searle 29.10.13 9:03am
Shoesmith To Become England Manager : Resilience to Failure "Inspirational"

The Football Association has named Sharon Shoesmith as the next England manager, following today's court announcement that her management of Haringey Council's Children's social work team was...

deceangli 29.10.13 9:01am
US accepts need for "constraints on intelligence", taps Boris Johnson's phone

the in-a-nutshell version...

Sir Lupus 28.10.13 11:32pm
Sir Lupus
London To Be Awarded George Cross for Braving 2013 Storm

For only the second time in history, an entire community is to receive the George Cross. The first recipients were the people of Malta, who endured near starvation as the Nazis blockaded their isalnd...

deceangli 28.10.13 10:50pm
Energy bills slashed as South East wind turbines increase production 1
Coco 28.10.13 10:45pm
Cross-dressers put cocks back 1
Squudge 28.10.13 10:21pm
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White House resolves to respect CIA's privacy in future

The White House will "absolutely" keep its surveillance operations private in future, spokesperson Jon Jones confirmed today. The announcement follows revelations that US secret services had tapped...

Sir Lupus 28.10.13 9:48pm
Sir Lupus
Qatar denies corruption after successful Winter Olympics bid 2
antharrison 28.10.13 9:47pm