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NewBiscuit 03.07.13 6:43am
Emperor Caligula storms to power in Whitehall

In a widely unexpected move today, Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, better known as the Emperor Caligula, stormed into the Houses of Parliament to take control of the United Kingdom. The...

blacklesbianandproudofit 03.07.13 12:36am
New Samsung phone optimized for taking pictures of yourself 1
Dumbnews 02.07.13 11:36pm
Arab Spring Water or just ordinary Tap?

Cairo is in the grip of civil unrest, as Egyptians realise that the expensive bottled "democracy" that had been marketed throughout the Arab region may just be the "bog standard" drinking variety....

Wrenfoe 02.07.13 11:30pm
Welsh roadkill to be listed on Swiss stock exchange 0
Arthur 02.07.13 10:44pm
F1 Drivers blame Pirelli calendar for premature blow-outs. 0
Boutros 02.07.13 10:38pm
Isle of Wight offers Asylum to Snowden 3
Sinnick 02.07.13 10:31pm
Inexplicable rise in bargain offers on Pirelli tyres. 0
deskpilot3 02.07.13 8:39pm
Wildlife groups express concern regarding mental health of bipolar bears. 0
sredni vashta 02.07.13 7:50pm
sredni vashta
Brokeback Mountain hits the West End, starring Keith Chegwin and Les Dennis

After months of media speculation, theatre company West Star Productions were excited to confirm today that a stage production of the epic romantic drama Brokeback Mountain will hit London’s West...

Jesus H 02.07.13 7:22pm
Jesus H
Homeopathy Students To Train By Driving Past Former Medical Colleges 0
Titus 02.07.13 6:44pm
NewsBiscuit lottery winner shares £43 million among pals who gave him five stars 13
Arthur 02.07.13 6:38pm
Dyslexic gnu keeper on fire-arms charge 2
FlashArry 02.07.13 6:33pm
Persecuted Schoolchild Abmits "They Stop If I Scream 'Bully!' "

Can't be any worse than the many other contived Neat-O puns here...

Titus 02.07.13 6:27pm
Welsh Assembly announces increase in the size of Wales

The welsh assembly, fed up with Wales being used as a diminutive measurement of area, has decided to expand by 30%. Conventionally this would be done by invading a neighbouring country, but being a...

rogerg 02.07.13 6:07pm
Xmas offer - prostitute offers discount on Crimbo lays

(Gets coat)...

Smart Alex 02.07.13 5:53pm
Morsi calms Egyptian protesters through the medium of dance. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.07.13 5:49pm
Syria, Somalia And N Korea Upset That Snowden Has Not Yet Requested Asylum There 3
Titus 02.07.13 5:22pm
Jesus H
Trendy economist models Pryce tag 0
sydalg 02.07.13 4:52pm
Michael Brûlée fans crème themselves after stunning performance 0
Dick Everyman 02.07.13 3:31pm
Dick Everyman
Disappointed date rapist contacts trading standards after Rose Hip Oil purchase 0
Dick Everyman 02.07.13 3:18pm
Dick Everyman
Isle of Wight gears up for digital Morse code 0
sydalg 02.07.13 2:54pm
Defeated lemon "not bitter" 0
sydalg 02.07.13 2:54pm
Edward Snowden says Kremlin protection (or Krem-brolly) will prevent extradition 0
NewBiscuit 02.07.13 2:51pm
Comedy writer with attention defici... 3
Lindy Moone 02.07.13 2:48pm
ITV presents An Audience With Mervyn King

ITV's popular 'An Audience With' series will feature the former Bank of England Governor regaling celebrity guests about his decade long career at the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street. Highlights...

custard cream 02.07.13 2:28pm
Clapton, Baker and Bruce to make sweet music on new Cream Blu-Ray 0
Midfield Diamond 02.07.13 1:26pm
Midfield Diamond
Maverick cops now in the majority, says Scotland Yard head of personnel

Scotland Yard has launched a recruitment drive among the happily married community, as the the force has become 'maverick cop heavy'. "There are too many cops pulling stunts, tearing up the rule...

ronseal 02.07.13 1:23pm
Not Amused
Controversial photos taken for new Pirelli calendar <no animals were hurt in the making of this picture>...

Sinnick 02.07.13 1:03pm
Edward Snowden seeks asylum in the USA

Having had his asylum requests rejected by 194 countries, Edward Snowden has asked President Obama if he will let him seek political asylum in the USA, citing the fact that he is being persecuted by...

John Wiltshire 02.07.13 12:53pm