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Admin clerk deports Theresa May in error 0
victimms 3 years

More when she returns...

New prostate cancer treatment gets the thumbs up 5
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ark builders hit by drought 0
roybland 3 years

Ark manufacturers across southern Britain say orders are drying up as drought conditions spread. 'If Noah was alive today,' said John Woods, who has run the family ark building business for three...

Dim-witted racist Anders Breivik gives Black-Power salute to court. 4
MADJEZ 3 years

Fracking hell, what was that! 0
stevebrdfd 3 years

Residents in Upper Bigglewade, Lanchashire, ran from their homes in terror as an earthquake rattled their village early this morning. The earh tremors, which measured 5.6 on the richter scale and...

Pork scratchings may be the result of pork itchings, warns health watchdog 0
nickb 3 years
General Synod in chaos as actress applies to be bishop 3
apepper 3 years

The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination...

Train driver who overshot station by 2 miles is to train as Easyjet pilot. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Coalition is working well" Cameron tells Clegg. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop 3
Midnight Dreary 3 years

Hopes of a rapprochement between the worlds of religion and entertainment were dashed last night after the Actress announced a formal cessation of goodwill with the Bishop. Relations between the two...

UK to offer Argentina Falklands deal 0
yens123 3 years

In a dramatic development to the on-going row over ownership of the Falkland Islands, the British Government has offered a sovereignty swop deal - the Falklands for Lionel Messi. A source close to...

Scrabble player who fainted during record attempt says "It's all just a blank" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Microsoft goes silent in Windows 8 1
The Tall Man 3 years

The next incarnation of the Worlds most used operating system will only be available in two versions, Windows 8 ME (Mute Edition) and Window2 8 RT (for mobile devices), Microsoft announced earlier...

Sir Bruce Keogh: "Nightime discharges are a sticky issue" 0
beau-jolly 3 years

I warned you...

Dyslexic Mexicans left underwhelmed by annual Glen Dimplex Fan heater expo 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Aquascutum, "had nothing put aside for a rainy day" 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Aquascutum goes under 0
medici2471 3 years
Ford Mondeo owner to trace FSH on next episode of "Who do you think you are?" 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Actress denies she bashed the Bishop 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Bishop and actress 'couldn't keep it up any longer' 6
Oxbridge 3 years

In what is seen as a 'big blow' for celebrity watchers, The Right Reverend Geoffrey Turnbull, Bishop of Norwich, and former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Waterson have announced that their relationship has...

‘Death curse’ Grand National sweepstake entrant strikes again 6
Midfield Diamond 3 years

It has been revealed that Pete Jenkins, the country’s unluckiest sweepstake contestant, struck again at Saturday’s Grand National. Mr Jenkins, an accounts clerk from Basingstoke, has now...

BBC to broadcast controversial Antiques Roadshow ‘Titanic’ special 4
Gary Stanton 3 years

The BBC have been accused of a lack of taste over plans to broadcast a commemorative edition of the Antiques Road Show featuring quality items pillaged from the Titanic. The corporation have sought...

'Holiday in Britain' adverts revealed as an attempt at solving drought 2
kimllfixit 3 years

A recent advertising campaign designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home has been exposed as an attempt to resolve the drought. Professor Ahmed Kamil has been Head of Tempting Fate at Middlesex...

The final £413m Mega Millions Winner named - Lucky B*****d 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Footballer forced to play FA Cup match in his underwear after he forgets his kit 0
Ian Searle 3 years
"Big Society" to be downsized, says Cameron. 1
Mick99 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron announced earlier today that research had shown that the Coalition's flagship Big Society initiative had expanded to an unexpectedly large and unsustainable size. "We...

Tube workers set to go on strike - Government advise us to stockpile Smarties 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientist say Tweets tell us people are happy at Xmas - still no cure for Cancer 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientists studying Tweets find people can only communicate in 140 characters 0
Ian Searle 3 years
As UK Economy picks up Tena Lady now worth Elevena against the Eruo 0
Ian Searle 3 years