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Man hugging hay bale found to be clutching at straws 0
Perks 18.09.12 9:00am
Perks
News in - Life's what you make says Genetic Scientist. More soon.

News in - "Life's what you make it" says Genetic Scientist. More soon...

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manilacorrespondent 18.09.12 8:28am
manilacorrespondent
Kate hoping for a pearl necklace 0
medici2471 18.09.12 8:18am
medici2471
Complaints about Dr. Who have risen by 23% over the last year

The High Council of Time Lords have revealed an increase in complaints from Oods, Vords and Daleks, but the highest rise is from other Time Lords such as the Master...

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Ian Searle 18.09.12 8:17am
Ian Searle
Afghan 'inside attack' policeman sacked but cleared of contributing to death 0
charlies_hat 18.09.12 8:09am
charlies_hat
Curiosity Twitter feed pulled after "wtf - Nevada ? NEVADA ?" tweet

more soon ?...

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FlashArry 18.09.12 8:01am
FlashArry
Privileged families ‘failing their children’ claims NLT report

A report carried out by the National Literacy Trust has found that 3 out of 10 children from a privileged background do not own a single Jason Statham or Danny Dyer video of their own., A survey of...

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Earl Van Dyke 18.09.12 7:08am
Gerontius
Yorkshire Chiropractors welcome new Ebaccpain qualification. 0
sigmund 18.09.12 6:32am
sigmund
New 20 mile an hour blanket speed limit opposed by dry cleaning companies. 0
Boutros 18.09.12 12:44am
Boutros
Olympian Pendleton finally realises her ultimate dream - to appear on "Strictly"

"it's all about merit of course", says a sparkling Victoria...

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looking sideways 17.09.12 11:29pm
FlashArry
Nick Clegg Orders Chinese for Cabinet

The Deputy Prime Minister has been given the authority to decide what kind of take away ministers eat when working late. The coalition released the information as a show of unity and cooperation...

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Hooch 17.09.12 11:19pm
FlashArry
Badgers reported to be 'tooling up' as first cull licence issued. 2
DustyBinLaden 17.09.12 11:00pm
FlashArry
GCSEs to be replaced with ECOLI 0
looking sideways 17.09.12 9:45pm
looking sideways
After Moon's death, Unification Church splits into several competing factions 14
JohnA 17.09.12 9:24pm
Perks
GCSEs to be replaced by GOVEs

Education minister Michael Gove has strongly denied that GCSEs in England and Wales are being scrapped in favour of an exam sounding " a bit Michael Govey".'It is entirely coincidental that the...

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SuburbanDad 17.09.12 8:30pm
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Downton Abbey to feature on "Country House Rescue". More soon.

Full sub in this perhaps?...

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Al OPecia 17.09.12 7:55pm
Al OPecia
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Government announces replacement for GCSE...

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Iscariot 17.09.12 7:50pm
Iscariot
Schadenfreude Sufferers Action Group blamed for rash of 'NO SMIRKING' signs 1
pinxit 17.09.12 6:10pm
arthurminnit
Salman Rushdie quits Bournemouth nudist colony 1
17.09.12 5:57pm
rikkor
GCHQ to be replaced with EBay. 0
Ian Searle 17.09.12 5:55pm
Ian Searle
Yorkshire schools to replace GCSE with EBygum. 0
Ian Searle 17.09.12 5:54pm
Ian Searle
Tories swap poor mid term assesment results for massive test in May 2015 0
charlies_hat 17.09.12 4:41pm
charlies_hat
Gove attacks coursework for honorary degrees 0
17.09.12 4:16pm
Suicide Badger injures many in crowded Oxfordshire marketplace 0
grottymonty 17.09.12 2:57pm
grottymonty
Manchester downloads entire Internet. Claims "aar Maureen got it cheap off eBay" 0
JohnA 17.09.12 2:46pm
JohnA
Syria pledges end to summary executions, a move to autumnal ones promised

More later...

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virtuallywill 17.09.12 2:17pm
charlies_hat
New more powerful stealth technology based on car keys and odd socks developed

A crack team of scientists from the UK have announced the creation of a more effective form of stealth technology for aircraft and even marine and land based artillary that uses properties taken from...

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gregle 17.09.12 2:16pm
gregle
Royal outrage as French magazine publishes pictures of the Queen on the throne 5
charlies_hat 17.09.12 2:15pm
dvo4fun
'Accent addict' confesses to history of murdering Chinese at takeaways

Twenty four year old John Richards from Harrow shocked friends at a class re-union last year, by reading out a Chinese Restaurant’s takeaway menu without deviating from his own whiney outer-London...

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dvo4fun 17.09.12 1:39pm
dvo4fun
Nick Clegg announces reforms to 'swimming certification'

In the biggest shake up of water based examinations in a generation, Nick Clegg has announced reforms to the swimming certificate. The changes come after years of people complaining the 10m...

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Perks 17.09.12 1:10pm
dvo4fun