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Chelsea has more managers than McDonalds.

[size=20] Chelsea managers should drive thru [/size]...

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Bourbon 26.11.12 2:07pm
Bourbon
Chocolate fondue dinners in overdue meltdown 0
26.11.12 1:57pm
First Great Western start rail replacement shipping service in the West Country. 1
PeterB 26.11.12 1:44pm
Tripod
Elton John claims he was mis-quoted. Said he needed a wee-wee at China concert.

More purile stuff soon...

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MADJEZ 26.11.12 1:01pm
MADJEZ
Ad: Trace your Norfolk relatives online at www.incestry.co.uk 4
brownpaperreporter 26.11.12 12:24pm
MADJEZ
Up North Library Staff Critised For Over-Sushing......

.As patrons' farts get louder...

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Jesse Bigg 26.11.12 11:47am
Dick Everyman
Scientists attribute recent high rainfall on "Weather Change"

It has been noted that stout weather change sceptics, the Canadians, were still wearing shorts today...

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gaijintendo 26.11.12 10:51am
gaijintendo
Swedish woman uninterested in sex fined for violating a stereotype

A Swedish woman who told a newspaper that she wasn't interested in sex has been fined for violating a stereotype. The violation of stereotypes is a serious offence in Scandinavian countries. A ...

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roybland 26.11.12 10:06am
roybland
Go Nad 0
medici2471 26.11.12 9:57am
medici2471
Weeping Alex Ferguson statue gains Vatican blessing

Vatican officials have recognised the religious significance of the new Alex Ferguson statue at Old Trafford. Monsignor Alberto Rivellino confirmed the 'Official Site of Religious Veneration'...

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custard cream 26.11.12 9:43am
Oxbridge
Latest austerity measures replace Greek National Assembly with a Self Assembly 0
brownpaperreporter 25.11.12 8:47pm
brownpaperreporter
Lib-Dems Trapped in a Coalition

Experts predict could take years to get out...

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Jesse Bigg 25.11.12 8:39pm
Bourbon
QPR admit to having signed Joey Barton for profundity reasons only 0
ginty 25.11.12 8:14pm
ginty
Benitez acts decisively, as Torres is sold for three magic beans... 1
Tripod 25.11.12 7:09pm
custard cream
Continuity IRA finally end ‘dirty protest’. Kim and Aggie “relieved”... 0
Tripod 25.11.12 6:44pm
Tripod
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no more soon...

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dvo4fun 25.11.12 2:39pm
dvo4fun
England suffers from wind problem!

[size=10]WIND[/size]...

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Bourbon 25.11.12 2:26pm
Bourbon
'The Knitting' (3) comes to BBC Four

The third series of the Danish crime drama The Knitting will be broadcast on Saturday night on BBC Four. Detective Sarah Lund, wearing a cream-grey-brown V-pattern jumper that's almost low-cut, is...

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roybland 25.11.12 2:05pm
Squudge
Thousands of British motorists still think cars are amphibious

Thousands of British motorists believe their cars double as boats which can be sailed through streets filled with water. 'I just don't get it,' said Robin Doyle, a motorist for thirty years who...

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roybland 25.11.12 1:54pm
roybland
Council take Luke and Leia from Vader because of his support for The Dark Side

The Empire protests...

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Ian Searle 25.11.12 1:38pm
Squudge
Osborne warns of Christmas 'Scrooge lapse'

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is to warn the country not to succumb to a 'Scrooge lapse' this Christmas. 'I'm a great admirer of Ebenezer Scrooge,' said Osborne, 'and he's the perfect...

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roybland 25.11.12 11:44am
roybland
Old Trafford cordoned off as naked mystery man squats on Ferguson statue

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/redferg.jpg...

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pinxit 24.11.12 11:24pm
Ironduke
Compulsory fostering to UKIP members announced in order to prevent them breeding 0
TheNewsWalrus 24.11.12 10:43pm
TheNewsWalrus
Larry Hagman "to be buried inside giant bottle of Scotch"

Its what he would have wanted...

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AReader 24.11.12 9:15pm
AReader
Dallas police seek Cliff Barnes over death of local oil man. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:56pm
MADJEZ
Arafat coffin to be exhumed. And then fired at Israel. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:49pm
MADJEZ
BNP foster parents send children to Africa. Only one way unfortunately. 0
MADJEZ 24.11.12 7:48pm
MADJEZ
Appeal for missing Derbyshire man decends into farce...

At the Police press conference today for missing businessman Mike Hunt, proceedings had to be adjourned after fits of giggles erupted. Policewoman Janice Smith was repeatedly asked to repeat her...

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misterjingles 24.11.12 6:06pm
Scroat
Ludlow Council chiefs under fire over Arms Market plans

The sleepy Shropshire town of Ludlow has come under fire from residents, market traders and local shops following plans to hold a regular Arms Market in the town square. The plans were announced at...

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Dick Everyman 24.11.12 5:24pm
Dick Everyman
Weight of Chelsea manager statues breaks conveyor belt mechanism 0
antharrison 24.11.12 4:53pm
antharrison