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British Police search Spanish economy, find nothing. 0
FOAD 26.11.13 6:02pm
FOAD
Foster's Best Newcomer Award goes to Alex Salmond:Scotland's Future 0
medici2471 26.11.13 5:34pm
medici2471
Colchester Zoo: Escaped wolf was "wearing shawl and nightdress" 2
LittleSpender 26.11.13 4:42pm
Al OPecia
Spanish Authorities Open Diplomatic Bag, remove Ferrero Rocher

Tensions between the United Kingdom and Spain reached ever higher levels as a member of the Gibraltarian parliament was stopped at the Spanish Border and subjected to the ignominy of having his...

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james_doc 26.11.13 4:21pm
Al OPecia
Recruitment feature: Humiliation Victim required for TV series in Australia

An opportunity has arisen for an enterprising individual to be paid lots of money in return for being ritually humiliated on live television. This lucrative position involves an all-expenses paid...

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Midfield Diamond 26.11.13 3:14pm
Smart Alex
Alexander Armstrong goes teetotal - does several rounds of pintless 2
Smart Alex 26.11.13 1:38pm
Al OPecia
Alex Salmond promises 'sexy time'

Scotland's First Minister has made a 'firm but fruity' guarantee to the electorate that, in the event of Scottish Independence, copulation north of the border will increase 'tenfold'. While the...

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Wrenfoe 26.11.13 1:26pm
Al OPecia
Disgraced banker paid woman to "worry about money for him, on Facebook". 0
Al OPecia 26.11.13 1:24pm
Al OPecia
People who write 'nom nom' on Facebook to be sectioned for own safety.

Not a joke, just a wish...

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FOAD 26.11.13 1:14pm
FOAD
East End Appeal to get Van Dyke Self Portrait out of the UK

Lovers of all that is holy in the East End of London are being asked to raise £12.5m to ensure the last self-portrait of Dick Van Dyke does not stay in the UK. The photo taken by the American...

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Flugelbinder 26.11.13 12:12pm
Flugelbinder
Operation Yew Tree arrests 1200 year old man

The Metropolitan Police have confirmed today that Operation Yew Tree has arrested a 1200 year old man on suspicion of a number of offences over the past fifty years. "The suspect has been a master...

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neformore 26.11.13 12:03pm
clarksn
James May faces ultimate challenge - act like a grown up 0
custard cream 26.11.13 12:02pm
custard cream
Time to roll the credits says heartbroken husband

John Weathertop of Reading, has today left his wife of 8 years due to irreconcilable differences. In an emotional statement, John, aged 29 claimed he could no longer put up with the constant...

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Flugelbinder 26.11.13 11:45am
Flugelbinder
Wales, Northern Ireland and England Demand Referendum On Freedom From Scotland 0
Titus 26.11.13 9:03am
Titus
How was it for you? Hang on, let me just update my profile

Checking one's iPhone for Facebook updates or following the latest tweet of a [i]fave[/i] celeb, has now surpassed the satisfaction of drawing on a cigarette post-coitus. According to a survey of...

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Robopop 26.11.13 8:50am
Robopop
Businesses complain that banks are acting like businesses

A shocking report exposing large Banks as centres of sharp business practices has been published. Other not-so-sharp businesses complained "We thought they were just there to give us the money. Then...

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vulture1 26.11.13 8:42am
Al OPecia
SNP to compile new Scottish Constitution from "Pick'n'Mix" aisle. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.11.13 8:20am
Al OPecia
In the future every chav wannabe will be famous for 15 innits 0
Smart Alex 25.11.13 9:55pm
Smart Alex
Yorkshireman reckons vacuum cleaner works "cos electric goes down t'hoover wire" 1
Smart Alex 25.11.13 9:28pm
A.A.Arkwright
Rest of Britain says it would happily swap 150,000 Daily Express readers

for 150,000 Bulgarian doctors. Or 150 Bulgarian doctors come to that...

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Beerboy 25.11.13 8:37pm
A.A.Arkwright
Daily Mail to take on H.P.Lovecraft as leader writer. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.11.13 8:19pm
Al OPecia
Citizen Smith arrested in Tooting in Maoist slave investigation. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.11.13 7:59pm
Al OPecia
HS2 Promoters Admit That 'High-Capacity Rail' Just Doesn't Sound So Sexy 0
Titus 25.11.13 6:19pm
Titus
I'm an innocent victim of a smear campaign says expense fiddle junkie banker 2
ronseal 25.11.13 5:38pm
Titus
Reunited Monty Python team enter debate on proposed EU immigration issues

What have the Roman(ian)s ever done for us?...

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irreverendJ 25.11.13 5:36pm
irreverendJ
Paul Flowers to present 'Songs of Haze' 1
antharrison 25.11.13 5:21pm
custard cream
England's barmy army diagnosed with 'long-standing stress-related condition' 0
custard cream 25.11.13 5:19pm
custard cream
Guinness Book receive complaint over Xmas lights record from a Mr Griswold.

http://www.greatlakesprep.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Clark-Griswold-Christmas-Vaction.jpg...

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MADJEZ 25.11.13 5:18pm
MADJEZ
Confusion as White ribbon day doesn't mark those who surrendered to AIDS.

Next year they'll use four white feathers instead. More mixed charity messages soon...

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MADJEZ 25.11.13 4:27pm
MADJEZ
Esher announces Silvercrest service to tell pensioners whats for sale at Lidl. 0
MADJEZ 25.11.13 4:23pm
MADJEZ