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"Fraudulent" DIY service threatened with closure. 10
Haywood Manley 3 years

Mr. DIY, a one-man Derbyshire firm which offers to carry out customers' odd jobs for them has been threatened with closure by a local council unless it changes its name, as it apparently contravenes...

Nurses ADMIT they're, "In it for the money." 1
Jacobandthehats 3 years

Their virulent opposition to longer contract hours, healthcare reform and outsourcing led many to suspect, but today the Royal College of Nursing admits what many thought all along, they're in it for...

People keep dying despite introduction of NHS reforms claims doctors' group. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Middle Class Kids Are Most At Risk From Internet Sex Offenders 3
frustratedpoet 3 years

Breaking news, Middle Class children are more likely to be harmed by internet use that their poorer peers and it has nothing to do with the ability to afford a computer. According to researchers, the...

Kofi Annan's appearance on "The Voice" judging pannel confuses many 0
bonjonelson 3 years

more soon

Cosmetic surgeon offers pixelation surgery to habitual criminals 0
weematt 3 years

Being recognised is one of the occupation hazards of criminals, more so if you are of the habitual variety. One enterprising cosmetic surgeon on the Costa Brava reckons he has found a profitable...

Angry aromatherapist incensed 6
Perks 3 years
Tulisa's Ex Fucter 6
charlies_hat 3 years
Pot holes to be legalised! 1
wilkieone 3 years
Physiotherapist claims a massage after marothon is sport relief.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Man runs out of 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Egham twins with Beckenham 0
nickb 3 years
Osborne tells PM he Knows nothing about budgies.. 0
wilkieone 3 years
Vanessa Feltz named as new Obesity Tsar... 0
wilkieone 3 years
Coming soon.. Blankety Blank. The Movie! 0
wilkieone 3 years
David Cameron unveils plan to privatise government 1
Hugh Nose 3 years

The prime minister suggests allowing sovereign wealth funds to be allowed to lease acts in England. These so called third parties could be set a series of targets. If the companies meet these targets...

Pension Pickpocket Osborne "disowned" by parents following Wednesday's budget 0
frustratedpoet 3 years

Following the budget on Wednesday, Sir Peter Osborne, father of Britain's most hated man held a press conference stated "I have no son". The budget which cut tax breaks for pensioners with savings...

Hard drug dalers applaud effectivness of "hidden door" availability policy 1
antharrison 3 years

For the first time in history Britain's drug dealers are losing money after extending the government's "tobacco hiding" policy to cover the sale of hard drugs such as heroin and cocaine. "When I woz...

God finds Richard Dawkins 6
grumblechops 3 years

The Almighty today announced He has lost faith in religion and was instead “leaning more towards the teachings of Dawkins every day”. The Supreme Being admitted he became “consumed with...

Sport Relief raises millions so children won't grow up talking like John Bishop. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Motherfuckers looking forward to Sunday 28
roybland 3 years
Embarrassment as ‘two world wars and one world cup’ 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

played for English shooting team at Kuwait event. More soon...

Queen opens new hospitals faster than Andrew Lansley can close them. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Chocaholics warned over strength of cocoadamol. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Russian banker" is not rhyming slang, says Eastend gang leader. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Domino manufactures to receive spot checks 0
virtuallywill 3 years

tappin' later...

Olympic hopeful Mr Strong tests positive for anabolic steroids 0
Print Squirrel 3 years
Scot's History Tapestry ends in affray. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Confidential Data Loss As Isle of Wight Councillor Leaves Rollerdeck In Teashop 0
UnoEye 3 years

The personal details of hundreds of Isle of Wight inhabitants have been lost in a massive security blunder when a councillor left his rollerdeck in a Shanklin teashop. It’s feared the security...

Kazakh gold medallist is played Borat anthem in Kuwait 0
Boutros 3 years

Kazakhstan's shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one. The team's...