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Creationist urges police to charge him despite complete 'lack of evidence' 10
Perks 3 years

A creationist has confused the whole of the judicial system by insisting the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) push forward and charge him with 'threatening behaviour' despite a complete lack of...

"Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass are big fat gayers" inspiration for twitter 0
simonjmr 3 years

A class mate of Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass today claims that his graffiti in public toilets that "Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass are big fat gayers" was the inspiration for twitter. More soon...

Shoplifting voucher gets 30% off sentence and chance to redeem itself 1
kga6 3 years
Drag racers insist stilettos not a safety risk 5
nickb 3 years
Germany Mulls Over 'Heroic' Third Attempt at European Domination 1
SimonJJames 3 years

Germany was pondering invading Poland once again in a 'Back to Basics' Foreign Policy that has enraged her neighbouring countries. "We live in a time of great social and economic uncertainty and...

David Cameron: Country can survive despite Olympics and Diamond Jubilee 3
roybland 3 years

In a new year message, David Cameron calls on Britons to show a 'stiff upper lip' in the face of the 2012 challenge of the Olympic Games and the Queen's Diamond Jubliee.,  , 'The government will...

All ELC and CBeebies CDs to come with Parental Warning stickers 0
simonjmr 3 years

"this product may cause parents to go insane, when played constantly" More soon...

Hotpoint washer's new 'Hydro-thermal' technology. So, hot water then. Who knew? 2
dvo4fun 3 years

It's a fucking washing machine! What did we expect? Cold water and stones?...

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Charged in Connection To Life Insurance Scam 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Rupert Murdoch's twitter account hacked. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Iran Triggers Tit for Tat Displays of Military Might 2
StevenRolland 3 years

NATO and other Western bloc allies responded over the new year to news reports of the Iranian Military's test firing of a Medium Range Surface to Air Missile. Many cities around the world...

Clarkson, Murdoch and Morgan top New Year Honour Killing List 5
Ironduke 3 years
Andrew Sachs left gloating message on my answering machine, sobs Russell Brand 7
ronseal 3 years
Sachs sings "I kissed a Boy and didn't like it" on Brand's ansaphone. More soon 0
Al OPecia 3 years
TOWIE and Made in Chelsea to be Hadron collided to create Ultra-reality 0
SimonJJames 3 years

or just for a laugh says bored Scientist...

Santa criticised for putting post-xmas list of naughty girls on eBay 0
nickb 3 years
Jonathan Ive to be made iKnight in The Queen's New Year Honours 0
irregular apple 3 years

Apple 'design guru' Jonathan Ive is to be knighted by The Queen this month in a live webcast to be be streamed around the globe. Sir Jonathan, or just iKnight as he prefers to now be addressed, is...

Osborne plots monarchy privatisation as Jubilee costs threaten economic recovery 0
irregular apple 3 years
US to use "Stealth Hangovers" on Taliban 1
Quaz 3 years

The Pentagon has admitted that it has begun usung "Stealth Hangovers" in their war against the Taliban in the Afghan border region. "Over the last few years we have been researching those kinds of...

Old Macdonald still undecided about wind noise 1
nickb 3 years

"With a whoosh-whoosh here, a whoosh-whoosh there.oh dear, it's not right, is it?" In a rare interview the man responsible for the public face of UK agriculture (with special responsibilities to...

Scottish culinary experts still hope to develope deep fried heroin 0
ronseal 3 years
Panda battered in Scotland 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Police have revealed that a panda has been taken into custody in Edinburgh charged with domestic abuse. Police have released the following statement: "Officers were called to Edinburgh Zoo not long...

Rebekah Brooks hot tip for Queen's Award to Infamy. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
New Year's Honours latest; James Murdoch becomes "Lord Voldemort" 3
apepper 3 years

In a surprise New Year's honours list, James Murdoch has received a peerage to become Lord Voldemort...

Russell Brand follows up My Booky Wooky with My Divorcey Worcey 1
victimms 3 years

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CERN launches new TV channel "Faster than light - 1" 0
antharrison 3 years

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Excitement as IOC announces online bingo will be included in the 2012 Olympics. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Sam Ollerenshaw, 94 of Barnsley, applauded by onlookers on way to outside privy. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Intelligence service fears that Round Robin writers may develop Twitter capacity 5
ronseal 3 years

Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned. Reports are emerging of a new generation of...

Paul McCartney Confesses to Bloodlust Orgies. 0
arthurminnit 3 years

In a shock interview with the One Show, former veggie and tripod lover, Sir Paul (97), admitted to crazed and depraved afternoon orgies of eating meat flavoured crisps., "Smoky bacon, beef and onion...