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...nal From Owners. Breaking News. Moustachioed American Seeking To Grab Arse... 0
thisisall1word 3 years
 NHS consultation translates "tory scum" into 37 new languages 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Department of Health confirmed yesterday  that foreign language submissions to the consultation on NHS reform had sparked a "comparative translation goldmine unknown since we found the Rosetta...

Just to give Britain a medal chance, bottling it to be made an Olympic Sport 6
Basil_B 3 years

Lord Sebastian Coe announced today a new sport proposed for next years Olympics which has been created with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance. 'The sport "bottling it" is...

Working class man fires self from cannon-"I'll show you upwardly mobile Clegg!" 0
Batmankoff 3 years
Andy Murray, Tim Henman and Lewis Hamilton sue Rory McIlroy for copyright theft 0
antharrison 3 years
Banker found dead with épée in rectum was 'ring-fenced' say police. 1
pinxit 3 years
Coots demand 'just for men' on the NHS... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Country & Western Rap star given imipramine for his hoe-down... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more obscure drugs soon...

30th anniversary of Brixton riots to be celebrated with full-scale re-enactment 6
OllieP 3 years

Lambeth Council have announced they will commemorate the 30th anniversary of the terrifying scenes witnessed at the Brixton riots with a full-scale re-enactment. The riot will be the centre-piece of...

Warren G calls for increased regulation in the Banking sector 0
Batmankoff 3 years

At the meeting of the International Hip-Hop And Gangsta Rap Economic Conference, ghetto economist Warren G has called for more safeguards to be implemented to prevent any future failure in the...

Prince William and Kate Middelton to pupate until Royal Wedding Day 0
3 years

Royal couple-to-be Prince William and Kate Middelton have today announed that they intend to follow Royal tradition and pupate for a short period of time until the day of their wedding comes about. ...

Gbagbo unable to tell who captured him because "they were wearing veils". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Gbagbo tells Ouattara "now it's your turn to hide". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Artistic director announced for Royal Wedding 0
simonjmr 3 years

Oscar-winning film-maker Quentin Tarantino will be artistic director for the Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton to Prince William, organisers have announced. This announcement comes close on the heels...

Angry Birds spawns new blood sport 0
gaijintendo 3 years

RSPC report massive increase in abandoned bruised 'Tea cup' pigs...

All work in Japanese Etch a Sketch Museum destroyed again 2
virtuallywill 3 years

shaker maker later...

DOH! 2
beau-jolly 3 years

See chat room...

Disgraced Pakistan bowlers drop Bob the Builder as agent 3
Screenie 3 years

This would have been a considerably better joke if I'd used it at the time...

Kate Middleton's mum to give safety demonstration at royal wedding 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

Buckingham Palace announced today that, due to health and safety requirements, Carole Middleton will be giving a safety demonstration to the congregation at her daughter's wedding to Prince William.,...

French veil wearers refuse to talk to police unless cell door is fully open 0
charlies_hat 3 years

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m275/jogi21/cell_door.jpg...

Eating 4 bananas on Sunday leads to mental illness, new research reveals 3
glass90 3 years

Researchers at the British Institute for Advanced Statistics (BIAS) have today revealed research that links eating exactly four (no more, no less) bananas on Sundays to certain mental health...

LIberal party to release DVD box set "Ideologoical u-turns 1" 1
simonjmr 3 years
All playing fields to be levelled to give them a level playing field 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

The government has annouced that all playng fields in the UK must be level, so that they have a level playing field., A spokesman said: 'In order to compete, we must have a level playing field. And...

World leaders stunned by difference between road map and itinerary 1
Des and Stan 3 years

Senior politicians, business leaders and military chiefs gasped in shock at a presentation today when a consultant showed them what a road map really looked like. Beth Wagner of McKinsey & Co...

Hundreds of French brides arrested in veil crackdown 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Weddings all over France were disrupted as police arrested brides who had covered their faces with veils., A member of the Gendarme explained: 'Good moaning. We were just pissing the wodding, when I...

Ned Flanders buys controlling stake in Arsenal 0
thackaray 3 years

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/C-flanders.png...

They do neigh mind, researchers claim 1
Screenie 3 years

The Grand National, Britain's most famous horse race, is being criticised for the equine carnage into which it often denegrates. Thirty four horses have died as a direct result of the race since the...

Saudi Arabia makes smelling of garlic illegal 0
greg various 3 years
U2 regain their number one status 0
MC One R 3 years

U2 have regained the crown for the most irritating band, knocking Coldplay into second after what seems like eternity. Bono produced an incredible performance of self satisfied smugness on another...

Investment bank bonuses to be ringfenced from potential retail bank losses. 8
MC One R 3 years