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Captain “Half a League” Onward of Light Brigade “may have had penis enlargement” 0
sydalg 01.11.13 2:51pm
sydalg
Penis Extension Allows Man To Literally 'Give It 110%'. 1
Titus 01.11.13 2:32pm
nickb
Strike by Daily Mail columnists causes whine shortage 1
sydalg 01.11.13 2:29pm
Wrenfoe
Hi-speed link shock for minister

A Government minister was said to be "in shock' when told there already was a hi-speed link between London and Manchester. It's called an aeroplane...

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vulture1 01.11.13 2:06pm
vulture1
Stoke police Commisioner replaces force with giant silhouette of bat. 4
blokefromstoke 01.11.13 2:05pm
riesler
Credit Crunch Caused by Multiple Personality Disorder; RBS Not to Blame

Psychologists have identified a new condition - Organisational Multiple Personality Disorder - which explains why banks, which are supposed to be good, sometimes turn evil. "You can't blame RBS for...

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deceangli 01.11.13 1:58pm
deceangli
Man who died at bus stop had a sheltered life. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.11.13 12:57pm
dominic_mcg
Hans Chistian Andersen pens sequel: The Emperor's New Air Guitar 0
sydalg 01.11.13 12:43pm
sydalg
Man who ordered Apple Air received a Golden Delicious in a jiffy bag 0
custard cream 01.11.13 12:22pm
custard cream
Sophisticated drug smuggling tunnel discovered between France and England.

The drug smuggling tunnel recently discovered between France and England is so sophisticated that officials call it a "super tunnel." Over 50 kilometers in length, with lighting, ventilation and an...

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bonjonelson 01.11.13 12:12pm
Al OPecia
Dawkins admits atheism is a myth to help cope with inevitability of afterlife

Richard Dawkins, head of fundamentalist atheism, has today admitted that his belief in a bleak godless existence is all a preposterous lie founded on a fear of the afterlife. He says people simply...

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TobiasBV 01.11.13 9:50am
Lindy Moone
Judge “thinking about” getting long red wig

A senior “really fancies” acquiring a long red wig, he confided to robing room colleagues. “You know, a thick curly one. These grey ones are so [i]draining.[/i] I really look so [i]old[/i]...

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CulchaVulcha 01.11.13 9:21am
deceangli
Ministers Admit 'Hi-Capacity Rail Just Doesn't Sound As Sexy As Hi-Speed Rail' 0
Titus 01.11.13 8:13am
Titus
Left handed people pop wrong pills. More likely to die. scientists discover

Scientists at the University of Essex believe they have solved the riddle of why there are fewer left handed people in the world., Most people are unable to open a box of pills without getting the...

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Not Amused 01.11.13 7:47am
Not Amused
RBS avoids being split into good and bad banks; split into bad and awful instead 0
exigo 01.11.13 7:43am
exigo
Penis extensions: just another blow to the mid riff for your average man 0
irreverendJ 01.11.13 6:49am
irreverendJ
"It's polio for us now, not sarin", say jubilant Syrian kids.

Children up and down the land of Syria are tonight celebrating the news that the government's chemical weapon stockpile has been safely destroyed. Said one young plucky lad, "This is splendid news....

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Boutros 01.11.13 1:12am
Boutros
Penis Extension Customer Complains He Can No Longer Reach His Keyboard

(Don't blame me, blame sydalg, he persuaded me to post this.)...

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Titus 31.10.13 11:27pm
Titus
Buddhist Fundamentalists Attack Christians In Sri Lanka

Probably didn't want to be left out...

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Titus 31.10.13 10:17pm
Titus
World wino shortage expected in 2015 0
Kevin the Swan 31.10.13 7:41pm
Kevin the Swan
NATO Declares War on England : PM 'Regrets' Letting Wales Host Summit 0
deceangli 31.10.13 7:39pm
deceangli
Wino Cull To Conserve Stocks 0
deceangli 31.10.13 7:36pm
deceangli
Ex-wife's desire for a 'cool son' makes sense now, admits Ross Kemp 0
medici2471 31.10.13 7:24pm
medici2471
Dyslexic accidentally hollows out bumpkin for Halloween 0
Smart Alex 31.10.13 5:25pm
Smart Alex
Anaesthetist found guilty of sleeping on the job. 0
custard cream 31.10.13 4:25pm
custard cream
Battered fish claims to be a tortured sole 6
Smart Alex 31.10.13 4:15pm
Lindy Moone
Council cancels bonfire after hedgehogs claim squatters' rights. 1
dominic_mcg 31.10.13 3:53pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Fatal accidents at work to be renamed 'eternity leave' 1
sydalg 31.10.13 3:52pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Ross Kemp rejects friend's advice to 'keep cool son' 0
medici2471 31.10.13 3:33pm
medici2471
CHRISTIANITY TO BE REPLACED BY CHEESE

Church of England officials today announced that they would be scrapping their religion in favour of a nice mature Cheddar., Earlier reports that Edam or even a smelly Brie might be used, were...

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Trumpet 31.10.13 3:17pm
sydalg