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Revolutionary new placebo drug aimed at hypochondriac market

The composition of the latest wonder drug Amalingera is a tightly kept secret, but industry insiders say it's a carefully-proportioned combination of sugar and food colouring, marketed in a packet...

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sydalg 03.06.13 7:10am
tonyhill
Step change for house with damaged threshold 1
Arthur 03.06.13 6:00am
Lindy Moone
'Child Poverty Action Group' Founders After Renaming As 'Parent Poverty ...' 0
Titus 03.06.13 12:14am
Titus
Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract 0
Arthur 02.06.13 10:21pm
Arthur
Paxman admits to taking cash for questions 0
godly1966 02.06.13 9:15pm
godly1966
Vauxhall to sell GM modified cars. 0
godly1966 02.06.13 9:07pm
godly1966
Brucie to replace Smithy in Regeneration Game twist 0
irreverendJ 02.06.13 9:03pm
irreverendJ
Those New Doc Who Odds In Full

3/1 Eck “Chewy” Ferguson, 3/1 David Beckham, 5/1 Robert Mugabe, 6/1 Harriet Harman, 8/1 Andy Murray, 10/1 Paloma Faith, 10/1 Keith Richards, 15/1 Tony Blair, 20/1 Pope Frank, 25/1 Hazel...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 02.06.13 8:56pm
raudus
Ashley Cole disappointed by Copacabana visit. Thought it was a nightclub. 0
weematt 02.06.13 8:35pm
weematt
The word "Celebrity" to include everyone you've ever heard of, announces OED

The publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary announced today that the meaning of the word "celebrity" is to be extended to include "someone you know about or have heard of". The revision has been...

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Arthur 02.06.13 8:13pm
Arthur
Bad portrait actually good portrait of very ugly person 6
Idiot 02.06.13 7:34pm
Arthur
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife accuses him of hollow premises

nod to Arthur (who never makes "hollow promises" in chat)!...

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Lindy Moone 02.06.13 7:24pm
Arthur
Britain celebrates 60 glorious years in front of the TV

June 3 1953 was a very special day for the British people. Most of the million who sat in someone else's home squinting to see crackling black and white images of the Queen's coronation could...

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Oxbridge 02.06.13 7:05pm
Arthur
Lord Voldemorte suspended over lobbying claim

Lord Voldemorte has been suspended from the Totally Evil Party after the Daily Prophet claimed that he offered to lobby on behalf undercover reporters posing as representatives of a fake company....

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apepper 02.06.13 5:10pm
Lindy Moone
Anne Boleyn regrets mentioning to hubby she "could do with losing a few pounds" 0
Smart Alex 02.06.13 3:58pm
Smart Alex
Cameron's memory improves as this time he only forgets passport not daughter 0
custard cream 02.06.13 3:11pm
custard cream
Movie review - Jason Statham in Skank

Jason Statham is back as Chev Chelios, a freelance hitman whose efforts to leave his former life are threatened. His vengeful former employers inject him with a lethal poison that will keep his body...

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custard cream 02.06.13 2:33pm
custard cream
Matt Smith resigns. GMC to investigate. 0
Coco 02.06.13 1:01pm
Coco
Naturists look forward to tomorrow and the start of clout casting season. 6
Ian Searle 02.06.13 12:39pm
Idiot
Residents oppose late night drinking license for Last Chance Saloon 0
ronseal 02.06.13 12:13pm
ronseal
Fans upset only bad players are loyal

The word loyalty used to be synonymous with the game of football. Some of our younger readers may find that hard to believe but the truth is, in the 60s and 70s the only time a player would move...

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Hooch 02.06.13 11:46am
Wrenfoe
Patrick Mercer to be the new Dr Who

Despite claims he accepte.d money to ask the Time Lords questions for the Daleks...

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Ian Searle 02.06.13 11:25am
Ian Searle
BBC Light Entertainment embroiled in lobbying saga

The Sunday Times has obtained secret tapes of Mark Lindsey, Controller for Light Entertainment, agreeing to commission another series of [i]Michael McIntyre's Comedy Road Show[/i] for cash. This...

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Wrenfoe 02.06.13 9:21am
Wrenfoe
Atheist sees skeptic James Randi's face in religious relic

Atheist sees skeptic James Randi's face in religious relic. Sells it on eBay for a Holy Motherlode...

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02.06.13 12:38am
Man 'not sorry to die' after finding out what K-pop was

Kevin Reynolds, a 34-year-old Gloucestershire man experienced tremendous relief after having accidentally come across K-pop. Lately he has been under a lot of stress and had some pre-midlife crisis...

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02.06.13 12:33am
Teachers now also embroiled in taking pay for questions. 0
Maverick 01.06.13 11:45pm
Maverick
It's "back to school" for lollipop lady.

300 children missed morning lessons when a crossing patrol warden caused pavement mayhem outside Teddington Junior School. But Gladys Hemp, 72, insists she was only doing her job. The combination...

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Boutros 01.06.13 11:15pm
Boutros
Matt Smith's request for a pay rise meets tough response. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 01.06.13 9:43pm
deskpilot3
Les Dawson hologram goes on killing spree after a series of bad reviews

Ironically the 3D image of the veteran performer polarised the viewers. Jokes such as, "I'm not saying my mother in law is fat, but her hologram is in cinemascope!' played badly to the audience, both...

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Ian Searle 01.06.13 9:34pm
Ian Searle
Tyre factory hires acupuncturist to test products 0
sydalg 01.06.13 9:26pm
sydalg