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| Britain celebrates coming last in Eurovision Song Contest | 2 |  |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'It is lovely to have some good news at last', said Mavis Donovan, from Stroud, 'what with the collation and all.'... |
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| Penge woman brushes heart with toothbrush | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Chelsea pensioners show `best ever` says organisers. | 2 | |
woody | 2 years |
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This years show has been the most succesful ever,` says Peter Holdsworth, organiser of the annual Chelsea Pensioners show., Due to the fine weather we have seen a ten-fold increase in last years... |
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| Man dies from heart attack following frantic tooth brushing session. | 1 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
| Unis admit losing first degree year will make no difference 'cos it's a doss' | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Sympathy for very rich MP and minister who grabbed a pile more. | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'He was an honorable man - so are they all, all honorable men', says close friend and transparent commentator, Peter Mandelson... |
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| Yul Brynner 'was lifelong addict' says News of the World 'Veet' exposé | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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UK Sunday tabloid the News of the World has published shocking details of substance abuse by celebrities hooked on the hair removal cream 'Veet'. The article goes into great detail about the life of... |
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| The Cameron Never Lies - PM Sticks To His Guns In Banishing CCTV | 0 | |
Ddigon o broblem | 2 years |
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Camer-on to turn the Camera-off. More To follow... |
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| Remains found in river could be shopping trolley confirm forensics | 0 | |
Camp Freddy | 2 years |
| Out Laws in daylight robbery on vulnerable British tax payers | 0 | |
Camp Freddy | 2 years |
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sure to be more before too long... |
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| Cameron to ban crossbows in Red light districts | 7 | |
woody | 2 years |
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| Brits claim Eurovision is irrelevant and stupid and we're not playing any more. | 3 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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No more soon it's all fixed you know and they all hate us... |
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| Capello selects Japanese defenders for his World Cup strike force | 0 | |
TerribleTim | 2 years |
| Picture highlights of Eurovision 2010 | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/itvsouth/southern/continuity/southern_television_closedown_261277b.jpg... |
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| Scotlands largest Hindu temple is deep fried | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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mare later... |
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| 'Joan of Arc was a virgin', claims Daily Mail. 'We did France a favour' | 1 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
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To all French NewsBiscuitiers - Happy Joan of Arc Day!... |
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| Canadian general 'definitely not gay' says NATO spokeswoman. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
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. but we cannot be sure of the Americans nowadays... |
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| Multi-millionaire Cambridge economics graduate and cabinet minister resigns | 1 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
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But still £900 a month was worth it to prove I'm not gay, which by-the-way I am, and everyone knew I was. Pancake... |
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| Tory MP comes out as straight | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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(With a nod to Mr Kitson)... |
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| Gay MP comes out as Lib Dem | 0 | |
euankitson | 2 years |
| Staffs. woman, 98, Oxford's oldest graduate | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Ivy Crampington began her studies in 1948. Miss Crampington said: 'I'm over the moon and looking forward to a career as a vet, once I have done the training... |
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| Dear Newsbiscuit - Agony Aunts/Uncles needed | 10 | |
Doctor Moptop | 2 years |
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I do not share a social life with my partner. We have separate bank accounts. Occasionally, after a few sherries on a Friday, we have a quick fumble on the stairs, but I certainly do not consider it... |
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| German trash Europeans | 2 | |
Camp Freddy | 2 years |
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Germany has once again left the rest of Europe in ruins following a crushing victory over its neighbours late last night., Resistance was to prove futile., One by one the opposition fell to a... |
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| Revamped Concorde to take off from Paris: landing site not yet certain | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| iNob Frenzy: First Apple fans get their hands on their iNobs | 1 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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Television presenter and avid Tweeter Stephen Fry was one of the lucky ones., As he came out with his purchase he said: 'Just to feel this is fantastic. It is a phenomenal nob. There's never been... |
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| Resurgence in doorstep milk deliveries thanks to UK armed forces | 4 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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The British military are finally making inroads at reducing the number of improvised explosive devices found in Afghanistan after the implementation of 'Project Pinta'. The home-made bombs are... |
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| 'Lightbulb moment' as BP try pumping out oil instead of pumping in golf balls | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| BP set to plug leak with oil well platform, refinery | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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And I think I'll stop taking the piss out of them now... |
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| BP take advice from B&Q staff on 'bit of a leak problem' | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Top kill fails, 'always sounded like a bloody stupid idea anyway' say public | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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