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NATO to Kill Gadaffi by NHS "Efficiency Savings" Death Squad 0
wolfie 3 years

NATO special forces, including SAS and deadly civil service accountants, have now infiltrated Gadaffi's healthcare system, and will keep improving its efficiency until he promptly dies neglected in a...

Increasing need for long reflective chats hampersinvestigations, say TV cops 0
ronseal 3 years

TV cops have complained that they are spending too much time on long reflective discussions and not enough time investigating crimes, according to a new survey of maverick cops who do things their...

Duracell denies claims that its batteries come from "battery farms" 0
steve_l 3 years

Healthcare in the electronics industry became an issue again when Duracell were forced to deny claims by greenpeace that their batteries came from "battery farms". "Where our batteries come from is...

Royal Honeymoon on hold as space shuttle launch delayed again. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

William and Kate have to endure a further wait before going on their secret honeymoon. After months of looking for the perfect getaway venue they decided that 100 miles up in orbit aboard the...

Honeymoon delayed after Easyjet booking cock-up... 2
deskpilot3 3 years
John-Paul II beatification in doubt after drug allegations surface 2
DrTurmoil 3 years

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Pope John II sainthood assured after Mugabe describes invite as 'miracle' 0
3 years
Pope 'beautifully tender' after beatification. 0
3 years
The Royal Divorce has been scheduled for December 21, 2012. 1
Joshua Cerri 3 years
New health conscious restaurant introduces "bring your own food" 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Alright, then - it's because you're a couple of twats, Queen tells Blair, Brown 2
rickwestwell 3 years
John, Paul, George and Ringo II officially beatlfied 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Lay down all thought, Surrender to the void, It is shining...

ITV reveal ITV2+1 is actually ITV3 0
virtuallywill 3 years
Royal Wedding 'bad for house prices' claims Daily Mail 0
Mrblacker 3 years
French toothpaste manufacturer goes into receivership... 0
be reasonable 3 years

for the 37th year running. Chief-Executive Jean-Paul Lautrec explained, "it was buying-out a deodorant company that really finished us off'...

Royals delighted with their new, unlimited supply of party hats and serviettes. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Obama sends Gadaffi dozens of self-help books 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Controversy as Ladbrokes offer 3-1 on divorce by Christmas... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Middletons disappointed 2
miked10270 3 years

Middletons "disappointed" to discover that Swan actually tastes like Chicken...

Give man a fish he feeds 4 a day. Give him a PC, he becomes TWAT, warns charity 3
ronseal 3 years

Charities have warned against the dangers of giving people computers, after a mass outbreak of insufferable nerds was discovered in an East African Village. "Give a man a fish, you can feed him for...

'Larry would be proud of me' says Cameron 0
antharrison 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has confirmed that the entire royal family is 'Completely delighted' with his efforts to lick their bottoms by creating a bank holiday to celebrate the royal wedding,...

Referendum news: Owls come out in favour of Alternative Vole system. 2
be reasonable 3 years

But Pat and Jess support 'First Past the Postman'...

Royal Wedding Update: Queen Gives It Five Months 0
Textbook 3 years
Donald Trump urges Superman to release Birth Certificate 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Cameron accused of product placement when Clegg replaced by Churchill dog 2
Sinnick 3 years
Londoners Sucsessfully Avoid Talking To Neighbours At Wedding Street Parties 0
thisisall1word 3 years
16m Tune In as Prince Says 'One Does' 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Child scarred for life after Grandmother shouts "Don't forget your egg hunt!" 9
rickwestwell 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson denounced David Cameron -calls him a sexist public school twat 0
steve_l 3 years

The ongoing scandal about whether or not David Cameron had a dinner over christmas with Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear and Rebekah Brooks, chief executive of News International, blew up again when...

Cartoon Network still offline eight days after hack. Spongebob's identity stolen 0
bonjonelson 3 years