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Lady Gaga to return to the mothership. 0
OliverTracey 3 years

It was bound to happen; we mere earthlings could only gaze in wonder at the scantily clad front bottomed tomfoolery that has been the mainstay of Lady Gaga’s career to date and hope that it would...

Elmer Thud Tracks Down Bambi's Mother Killer. 2
Steve Wilson 3 years

Incompetent hunter Elmer Thud claims to have tracked down the killer of Bambi's mother in a small unpronounceable town in central Europe. The Cartoon icon from Looney Tunes, who has spent the past...

Fire service under fire for attempting to rescue Clegg's career 0
dannyboy206 3 years
Arctic Roll granted 'EU geographical protected food' status 11
3 years

Against the wishes of its manufacturer, Arctic Rolls were granted protection under the EU 'regional food' policy yesterday. From July, the retro dessert can only be labelled 'Arctic Roll' if it is...

Government asks NICE to change guidelines to stop doctors prescribing water. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Big pharma making millions from selling prescription water to hospitals at £57 per 100ml...

Biggest advance for disabled since Genghis Khan's Mongol hordes took Peking.. 2
pere floza 3 years

says 2012 Paralympics chief...

As Alex Salmond attacks culture of ‘booze and bigotry’, 5
Qoxiivi 3 years

critics ask for proof of his Scottish birth certificate...

Leading restaurant to serve fish and chips wrapped in a Kindle. More soon. 3
deskpilot3 3 years

That's going to be one greasy screen...

Cheryl Cole upset and confused about sacking - keeps asking "Why I?" 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Obama in bid to woo french. 6
pumpernickle 3 years

President Obama is expected to step off Air Force One in France today wearing a string of onions and a beret,and the first lady has not bathed for three days., After drinking Guinness in Ireland and...

Bankers call for increase to Chelsea Living Wage as hard times continue 4
OllieP 3 years

Bankers at HSBC have threatened to strike with immediate effect unless significant progress is made during talks with the Board of Directors regarding their demands for an increase to the Chelsea...

The World will end in October, no wait maybe I mean January….. 3
OliverTracey 3 years

Half baked US octogenarian time waster and all round attention seeking God botherer, Harold Camping, has now concluded, without apparently any shadow of a doubt this time, when the world will end and...

Oprah Winfrey unveils plan to to lead the workers in communist revolution 1
rickwestwell 3 years

Speaking to the audience after her spectacular farewell show, Oprah Winfrey, possibly the world's most influential woman, unexpectedly announced her sudden and firm intention to devote her life from...

Strauss-Khan has second double hand transplant in a bid to fool forensics 0
acwanaut 3 years
Cheryl Cole axed from US X-Factor for being 'too thick'. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Correction .. accent too thick. More soon...

Serbians go back to calling Mladic 'crabs' 0
acwanaut 3 years
NZ trucker admitted to hospital for penile de-gloving. 1
riesler 3 years

"I was trying to deflate my self with a vacuum cleaner"...

'All NY's hookers had phones off the hook', claims attorney, 'so he is innocent. 2
Griffin 3 years
"Suspension of Disbelief" is banned by EU 0
Rowly 3 years

Under the new regulations, it will be unlawful to say "a Polar Bear went into a bar", or for a politician to use the phrase "if you vote for me I will.", Comedians & Politicians will now be...

Mills and Boon sex education textbooks 'will just confuse children', say critics 9
rickwestwell 3 years

The recent decision by the Mills and Boon publishing house to move into sex education has been heavily criticised by education experts as having a potentially disastrous effect on children. Mills...

Michael J Fox signs promotional contract with Etch A Sketch. Eventually. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Barbecue summer to go on backburner warns Met Office 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Whistling Jack Smith wasn't actually "Kaiser Bill's batman" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

new research from the WWI archives shows...

50% of egg supply destroyed when second basket fails 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Sarkozy offers Obama Bruni double plug 0
pumpernickle 3 years

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has offered President Obama a threesome with his beautiful wife Carla.It is widely known that madame Bruni loves the big bamboo and the thought of one in the pink and...

David Hasselhoff fired from BGT because viewers couldn't understand his accent 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Emperor Palpatine: "We're all in this together" 0
Smaug 3 years
Tragedy brings community closer together, regrets community 4
Oxbridge 3 years

Two years ago, the tranquil Norfolk village of Shotesham hit the world’s headlines for all the wrong reasons when crazed gunman Barry Mather ran amok, killing five people and injuring 14 more. And...

Ex Danish police chief warns Marmite ban plays into the hands of criminal gangs 10
Golgo13 3 years

The hard line taken on the Marmite trade by Danish law-makers flies in the face of experience and could lead to lucrative new revenue streams for organised crime, says Torsten Hesselbjerg, who was...

Forestry Commission to cut 250 posts. 2
deskpilot3 3 years

All in a day's work A truebiscuit, by the way. Check out BBC news...