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David Cameron and wife leave 8 year old Chancellor behind in pub toilet

At the end of an enjoyable session at a Buckinghamshire pub this weekend, David and Samantha Cameron left for home completely forgetting the 8 year old Chancellor of the Exchequer who was still in...

scribbler 11.06.12 9:18am
Coalition says claims that new Whitehall Mandarin is a duck are just fowl play 0
Scronnyglonkle 11.06.12 8:44am
David Cameron admits he 'accidentally left Britain in the toilet' 0
Midnight Dreary 11.06.12 8:34am
Midnight Dreary
Camerons In "Back Home Alone" Blunder

In a plot almost straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster starring Macauley Culkin, Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha find themselves at the centre of a child abuse investigation this...

Duff 11.06.12 1:03pm
Parody News Sites Down Worldwide

after being overloaded by submissions regarding Cameron's daddy/daughter day...

Textbook 11.06.12 8:05am
Spain celebrates €100 billion bailout out with 5 day national holiday

After already hailing the €100 billion bank bailout as a ‘victory for Spain’, Spanish Prime Minister Mario Rajoy went a step further and announced a week long national holiday and a victory...

Yikes 11.06.12 7:24am
Nuns confused as Catholic church condemns Penguins 0
charlies_hat 11.06.12 6:57am
World religions in futile search to find any man over 40 who is not a scoundrel 0
Dumbnews 11.06.12 4:26am
Facebook to ask users, "Is this showing off" before allowing them to post 0
Dumbnews 11.06.12 4:25am
US and Italian politicians to give British MPs lessons in ‘proper’ corruption.

A group of American and Italian politicians have sold out Earls Court this weekend with a series of seminars aimed at educating British politicians on more effective public office corruption. Event...

Corrigan 11.06.12 8:15am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Over 40 people rescued from caravan holiday in Wales

Rescuers have managed to evacuate over 40 people from a distressing caravan holiday in Wales. Three people were airlifted to safety by Royal Air Force Sea King helicopters. “It was awful,”...

Danny 11.06.12 3:55pm
UK ask Santander for Abbey Nation back after Spanish bank bailout billions. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.12 10:17pm
Britain spared Gary Barlow jubilee single for 5 days, threat level remains high. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.12 10:00pm
New Facebook pay to promote option will create 'ofs and of-nots' say experts 2
Haywood Manley 11.06.12 7:12am
Haywood Manley
Pete Doherty takes up scuba diving after crack found in reservoir. 1
Thor 10.06.12 8:43pm
Authorities rule that small holes in Pennal dam are against regulations 0
kga6 10.06.12 5:58pm
Rain to continue to fall on empty Glastonbury Festival fields

Met Office forecasts warn of more heavy rain and high winds in the next few days over the deserted Glastonbury Festival site in Somerset. A festival spokesman said the fields were looking green,...

roybland 10.06.12 9:22pm
South Wales suffering under 6 feet of draught 1
beau-jolly 10.06.12 5:19pm
Schools could hit foreign language targets by becoming French.

Schools could meet their foreign language targets by including the number of pupils learning English among the total of students studying a foreign language, it was announced today. To make the...

Boutros 10.06.12 4:35pm
Roy Keane Sent Home From Euros By ITV

The former Manchester United skipper was sensationally sent home last night following complaints about the facilities he and his fellow ITV pundits have been forced to work with., Keane has already...

Hooch 10.06.12 8:34pm
Village in Gwynedd evacuated over damn risk

more friggin news later...

virtuallywill 10.06.12 2:48pm
Some band you’ve never even heard of to headline huge festival

The prestigious Saturday night headlining slot at this year's Reading Festival has been announced; it's some group that you know absolutely nothing about, being over the age of 22 and therefore...

Skylarking 10.06.12 8:47pm
New Bluetop Set To Shake Up Redtops

News is emerging today that there's soon to be an offshoot tabloid publication from Associated Newspapers, that's packing a new kind of punch. For unlike its rivals this one will only carry stories...

Duff 11.06.12 9:21am
Greece twinned with Broke, NSW

More to follow...

apepper 10.06.12 1:59pm
EU happy as Spain to borrow billions, in same strategy that failed in Greece

100 Billion Euros, to be worth £2 Billion in 2 years...

virtuallywill 10.06.12 12:17pm
Cameron may face 'war hero' embarrassment at Leveson Inquiry

Downing Street is demanding fairly strict security for David Cameron's appearance at the Leveson Inquiry on Thursday to stop demonstrators embarrassing the Prime Minister with 'war hero' plaudits....

roybland 10.06.12 12:50pm
Guantanamo Bay’s reputation as extreme bondage paradise takes a battering

Fans of extreme BDSM were in shock following the release of disturbing new pictures from the Cuban base showing nothing more interesting than occasional mild shackling. “The widespread humane...

Yikes 10.06.12 11:18am
Spotty, little schoolboy, Osbourne, says.........

."Please, sir, it's not me making the mess, it's those big boys, out there in the playgroundI think."...

Jesse Bigg 10.06.12 9:47am
Jesse Bigg
Adele penguin 'sex romp' shocker

The Natural History Museum say they have come across photographic evidence of Grammy award winning singer Adele and a man dressed in a penguin costume taking part in what has been described as...

Gerontius 10.06.12 9:33pm
High jump competitor clears customs at Heathrow

Tug-of-War team pulls out...

Nerys Hughes 10.06.12 5:16am
Nerys Hughes