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| Amstrad launches the iToldyouso | 1 |  |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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| Match makers strike could blow up in their faces say Health & Safety Executive. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
| Facebook name Andy Coulson as privacy adviser | 0 | |
Jon Lever | 2 years |
| ConservativeCareHome to publish list of Tory organ donors | 0 | |
Jon Lever | 2 years |
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so that's how they keep Michael Howard running... |
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| Spoof Daily Mail headline generator 'not a spoof' admits Daily Mail | 5 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Mail editor warns leaked internal website 'compromised by immigrants', 'may cause cancer'. More soon... |
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| Apple launches iTopMyself app | 1 | |
ED209 | 2 years |
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Steve Jobs today unveiled Apple's iTopMyself app, which allows users to download personalised suicide videos of the people who actually made their phone. Previously, users had to make do with... |
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| Since the election, Clegg has moved into a set after being badgered by the press | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
| Obama Administration Disgraced by Lack of Guns In Schools | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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It was revealed last night that due to budget cuts in US schools many students are being forced to attend their basic education without being armed with a semi-automatic hand cannon., We found that... |
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| Stacey Solomon to endure drastic surgery to repair punctuation gland | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Moreverbalrunawaysoon... |
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| Viewer disappointed after tuning in to Channel 4's "Million Pound Drop" | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
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It's not about a harsh weight loss regime or about a large object being dropped on Davina McCall's head! sigh... |
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| Somali pirates exploit Facebook privacy flaws | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Somali pirates today captured and held to ransom photgraphs, farmville account details and staus updates of several thousand Facebook users. More soon... |
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| Facebook reassures users on privacy: | 0 | |
nealdoran | 2 years |
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'Honestly, not even the people that know you are remotely interested in looking at all those tedious baby photos'... |
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| BP seals off Gulf, announces newly discovered 'oil lake' off Mexican coast | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Gulf of Mexico region reports increase in baby's being named "Slick" | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| Pointless research breakthrough - Scientist stabs own leg with butter knife | 0 | |
Rorschach | 2 years |
| Pullitzer Prize add new category - Journalistic entrapment | 1 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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The nominations so far include Daily Mail - Lord Triesman corruption allegations, News of the World - Fergiegate, News of the World - John Higgins bribery scandal, News of the World - Fake Sheikh... |
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| Queen forgets loyalty card | 0 | |
Camp Freddy | 2 years |
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Security guards at Westminster were accused of being over officious when they refused the Queen entry to the Commons earlier this week., The Queen, who had arrived at Westminster to open the new... |
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| Pork butcher dismayed at failure of Jerusalem venture | 3 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Oy vey More soon... |
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| Oil well plug "going as planned". | 0 | |
riesler | 2 years |
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Much better since they swapped it for 13amp... |
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| 'Hawkers selling us dodgy theories, the rotter' say posh theoretical physicists | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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More wheelchair fun soon... |
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| Greek Finance Minister asks if Dunkirk flotilla available for hire | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Coalition ‘from benefits to work’ proposals to exclude former Labour MPs | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Facebook default privacy settings:I’m private-I’m fairly private-I’m Katie Price | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Captive couple Clegg and Cable in plea to PM | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Ships gather in Ramsgate ahead of Dunkirk re-enactment | 4 | |
riesler | 2 years |
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German army gathers in Dunkirk to reciprocate... |
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| Greece to be Returned to the British Museum | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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PARIS/BERLIN (Reuters) – The leaders of Germany and France pledged on Thursday to work together on getting rid of Greece and palming all the debts off to the British. German Chancellor Angela... |
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| Dyson's next project will be an aeroplane without propellor blades... | 1 | |
deskpilot3 | 2 years |
| Next summer, we'll all go to work in time machines, predicts Met Office, | 0 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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The Met Office has unveiled its latest predictions for the next 12 months. According to its experts, we'll all be travelling to work by time machine, protein pills will be the national dish and the... |
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| Outstanding schools to become Ninja Academies | 0 | |
ED209 | 2 years |
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The government today announced that all schools judged 'excellent' by Ofsted will be given the opportunity to convert to Ninja Academies. This will exempt schools from moral controls, and will allow... |
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| Government says that it will give communities the responsibility to... | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 2 years |
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look after their own share of the nation's nuclear waste... |
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