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Man Posts Funny News Story On NewsBisuit

Nah - [i]April Fool![/i] Ner ner na ner ner...

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Titus 31.03.14 11:40pm
Titus
Walkers disappointed by customer reaction to 'extra-crispy' crisps.

If only I'd thought of this a bit sooner...

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deskpilot3 31.03.14 10:07pm
deskpilot3
Osborne targets full employment. Voters target the opposite.

George 'Ozzy' Osborne - prat out of hell...

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deskpilot3 31.03.14 10:00pm
deskpilot3
Government decides to extend pub opening hours for the next election too.

Mine's a double...

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deskpilot3 31.03.14 9:56pm
deskpilot3
Cinderella bill to become law before midnight, says government. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 31.03.14 9:50pm
deskpilot3
North and South Korea both claim to have shot missing airplane down

In a major diplomatic exchange, both North and South Korea have belatedly suggested that the missing Malaysian airliner might have been shot down by them. 'It was us,' insisted Kim Jong Un in a...

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throngsman 31.03.14 9:49pm
throngsman
Local man receives admiration from peers for quitting facebook 3
Dumbnews 31.03.14 9:13pm
throngsman
Putting down of injured jockeys to be outlawed confirms racing authority

The British Horseracing Authority has confirmed that the practice of putting down injured jockeys is to be banned. The announcement has been made to coincide with this Saturday's Grand National and...

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bookiesfriend 31.03.14 8:25pm
bookiesfriend
Cameron re-assured that "Britain has the best paedophiles in Europe" 3
Underconstruction 31.03.14 8:18pm
MADJEZ
Whinging children face jail

The Queen will announce at the state opening of Parliament in June that a law to rein in whinging in children is planned in the Government's legislative agenda for the coming year. A Government...

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monkeyrepublic 31.03.14 8:10pm
monkeyrepublic
London drifts back to its rightful place, 5 hours from New York

After toying for two weeks with a closer, four-hour relationship with New York, London this weekend decided that it wasn't yet ready to tie itself to a metropolitan companion whose brutishness,...

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wwwiz 31.03.14 7:47pm
wwwiz
Schools allowed to redact 'stuff they forgot to teach'

'It's a question of faith,' said Mehudi Menuminimin, headteacher of the Anglo Jewish Muslim school of Hackney. 'I mean, if we've forgotten to teach the little darlings something basic like Evolution...

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throngsman 31.03.14 7:21pm
throngsman
Children to be imprisoned for being so awful even their parents can't love them. 0
FOAD 31.03.14 6:50pm
FOAD
Queen announces that she will email herself on her 100th Birthday

Buckingham Palace has announced that Her Majesty The Queen will break with tradition and email herself on the occasion of her 100th birthday. In a 'conscious uncoupling' from protocol, she will use...

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Underconstruction 31.03.14 6:32pm
Underconstruction
Jo Frost to be charged over use of naughty step. 0
Ref Minor 31.03.14 6:27pm
Ref Minor
"More prayers to be answered" as heaven gets fibre broadband

Religious leaders are excited by the news that heaven has finally been upgraded to BT's Infinity Broadband. The pope explained, "This will really make a difference; until now God has only be able to...

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apepper 31.03.14 6:22pm
wwwiz
Yellowstone earthquake caused by 'Fracking Booboo' 0
Underconstruction 31.03.14 6:20pm
Underconstruction
Chancellor commits to fight to think about targeting full employment. 0
Ref Minor 31.03.14 6:13pm
Ref Minor
Newsbiscuit site first to be prosecuted under new 'Cinderella Law'

A child known simply as 'Q' (it comes after P) is the subject of the first 'Cinderella Law' prosecution against the Newsbiscuit website after it consistently ignored his pleas for attention…MTF...

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Underconstruction 31.03.14 6:09pm
Underconstruction
Pubilc reassured that climate change won't affect World Cup.

Get your priorities right !...

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MADJEZ 31.03.14 6:03pm
MADJEZ
125 callers to 'Gardeners Question Time' ask "Why me?" 0
Underconstruction 31.03.14 5:47pm
Underconstruction
Confusion as 125 workers at Kew Royal Botanic placed on garden leave 4
Backup Brian 31.03.14 5:44pm
Underconstruction
Kew Gardens prunes 125

more cuts soon...

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Not Amused 31.03.14 4:31pm
Not Amused
Armitage Shanks announce launch of Sat Lav

Legendary sanitary ware makers Armitage Shanks today announced a unique initiative to help people caught short to find their nearest public convenience. "Our Sat Lav system will display and read out...

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custard cream 31.03.14 4:03pm
Titus
Teachers without correct kit made to strike in their underpants 3
Adrian Bamforth 31.03.14 3:47pm
footinmouth
Yellowstone national park rattled by largest earthquake in 34 years

Yellowstone National Park which sits atop one of the worlds largest super-volcanoes was rattled on Sunday by a magnitude 4.8 earthquake, the biggest recorded there since 1890. One resident of the...

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footinmouth 31.03.14 3:45pm
footinmouth
Climate Change will be catastrophic, but surfers will enjoy it 0
camz 31.03.14 3:21pm
camz
Nike launch ‘National Disgrace’ shirts for England fans...

In the run-up to the World Cup in Brazil, Nike have launched a new range of replica football shirts. In addition to the ‘Match’ shirt (£90) and the ‘Stadium’ shirt (a snip at just £60), a...

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Tripod 31.03.14 3:20pm
Tripod
Gepetto charged with emulsional abuse for using water-based paints on Pinocchio

Pinocchio told the court his father was manipulative,"always pulling his strings". He was also abrasive, told the youngster he "wasn't a real boy", and failed to treat him properly which lead to him...

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Ian Searle 31.03.14 2:55pm
Ian Searle
"A Muslim hate preacher would get to go to Guantanamo" complains angry Christian 0
Bigglesworth 31.03.14 2:50pm
Bigglesworth