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Vicky Huhne re-releases country classic, You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me.. 0
ronseal 3 years

Lib Dem loudmouth Chris Huhne is the subject of a new song released by his ex-wife to celebrate their relationship., Vicky Pryce (ne Huhne) has chosen to release her own version of the Kenny Rogers...

Sting tells Roxanne, "You don't have to post on the Internet" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dying man's last words, "Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Science news: rare Traffic Cop without clitoris discovered in Suffolk... 3
be reasonable 3 years

the rest of them are complete c*nts...

Royal Wedding tea towel ‘no longer any more effective than other tea towels’ 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

A woman in Wiltshire has reported that her Royal Wedding tea towel has stopped being any better or more uplifting than her other tea towels, sparking fears that the millions of commemorative items...

IMF head Strauss-Kahn chases maid in French farce 0
paul_prude 3 years

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the 62 year-old head of the International Monetary Fund, has been charged by police over “saucy” behaviour at a swish New York hotel. The former French finance minister...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn't, claims chambermaid. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Stewards inquiry: Azerbaijan DEFINITELY in Asia on my Phillip's world atlas 7
Ironduke 3 years
Aussie planker a bit of a plonker after falling out with his mate. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Success At Last For AV...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..But only at Arsenal...

Bono finally admits "The sunglasses are for letching all year round" 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Strauss Kahn 'just asked if she knew the Irish position' 2
acwanaut 3 years
BNP Opera Society ban 'Tannhäuser' for being 'too dark'... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Manchester population unbearable (not just today..... in general). 2
MADJEZ 3 years

More Manc bashing soon...

Bin Laden 'did have Bounty on his head' when captured. Mars deny involvement. 0
MDoyle2011 3 years

Confectioners Mars were swift to distance themselves from rumours on Saturday night that Osama Bin Laden was captured with one of their products on his head. It has been long rumoured that Bin Laden,...

Azerbaijan triumphs in European tactical voting contest 0
ronseal 3 years

Canvassers for Azerbaijan were celebrating last night, after their lobbying efforts paid off with top marks in the European block voting contest...

Hopes for cure fade as HMV infection reaches epidemic levels 0
Des and Stan 3 years

The World Health Organisation has admitted that there is little that can be done to prevent a pandemic as the spread of the HMV (Hoary Music Vendors) virus escalates out of control. The problem...

Monkey HIV vaccine 'great news' say people who fuck monkeys 6
rickwestwell 3 years
Eurovision Song Contest 'may have been won on merit' shock revelation 0
roybland 3 years

Accusations that Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest may have been won on merit has shocked the entertainment world.,  , 'If it wasn't fixed,' said Sir Terry Wogan who hosted the contest for many...

IMF Chief's defence case "arrived missing half the screws and a side panel" 1
Al OPecia 3 years
IMF Chief "pulled off" on plane. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Trouble as two teenage Ten Tors trekkers toil in tumbling temperatures. 0
tl72uk 3 years
FA Cup renamed "Sweet FA" after Tate & Lyle sponsorship deal... More soon. 0
404 Not Found 3 years
Turkeys hold rally in support of Christmas 0
rickwestwell 3 years

On the same day that a London rally was held in favour of government cuts, a consignment of turkeys held their own demonstration in favour of Christmas, arguing that in the public interest it should...

Cries of "Now where did we put that Trophy cabinet?" heard at Manchester City. 0
Kramaring 3 years

More trophies soon...

Tenerife woman asked for ‘decaffeinated’. Language difference blamed. 6
MADJEZ 3 years
Man with no life perplexes salesman of life insurance 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Oven chip creator to be cremated.Will be burnt on outside soggy in the middle. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Irish Government to apologise to UK Queen for Jedward 0
LostLad 3 years

please feel free to add to this submission :0)...

Eurovision Song Contest officially recognises Libyan Rebels 0
LostLad 3 years

Eurovision Song Contest Organisers in Düsseldorf, Germany, have this evening officially recognised the Libyan Transitional Council, and will be offering a place in future European singing...