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Cameron to visit China - Political Prisoners to be disguised as installation art

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blokefromstoke 02.12.13 2:24am
Massive Handbag in Red Square - Putin preparing nation for his coming out?

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blokefromstoke 02.12.13 2:14am
NSA to expose online porn use - after another 5 mins on

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blokefromstoke 02.12.13 2:05am
Uk to cut energy bills by turning off all radiators

Entire population to move into small back bedroom in Slough and stay under massive duvet until March., Pot noodle and Warm Socks at 1...

blokefromstoke 02.12.13 1:49am
Chinese moon rocket 'modifed firecracker' says NASA. 0
Boutros 02.12.13 12:52am
ATOS admit that Lee James may have gone too far

A Spokes person for ATOS today admitted that during his assessment of Bijan Ebrahimi, Lee James may have got carried away., "Lee is one of our senior assessors, he has absolutely no medical...

Ian Collier 01.12.13 11:47pm
Ian Collier
Keith Vaz to create new video game based on politics

Kieth Vaz has announced plans to help manufacture a new non violent video game in response to what he sees as an onslaught of increasingly violent games. Based on life in politics, 'Bandwagon...

Shandy 01.12.13 11:47pm
China sends first sex toy to the moon

The space race to bring the first astronaut to 'mechanical orgasm' has reached new levels of excitement. Launching their vibrating 'Jade Rabbit', China is hoping that the 'first contact' with alien...

Wrenfoe 01.12.13 9:47pm
It's now cheaper to burn money than pay bills, concedes British Gas. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 01.12.13 9:45pm
Boris Johnson’s IQ distances itself from his mouth

The Mayor of London’s intellect has has become the first of a senior Tory to put distance between itself and its owner’s mouth. The comments follow claims made by Johnson’s face last week that...

nedge 01.12.13 9:44pm
New environmentally sound Popemobile fitted with Catholic convertor. 1
sredni vashta 01.12.13 8:26pm
Wendi Deng denies Tony Blair has 'weapon of mass destruction' 0
custard cream 01.12.13 8:16pm
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Osborne pledges to cut energy bills by £50 by turning the gas supply off. 0
Al OPecia 01.12.13 6:47pm
Al OPecia
Brooks case judge tells court to “ramp it up” as Nigella case goes to No 1.

The Judge in the Coulson Brooks trial is “furious” at being knocked from the number one court case spot by the trial in which Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi are witnesses. He’s asked...

CulchaVulcha 01.12.13 6:18pm
Non-Celeb killed in Dakota car crash. Less soon. 0
Ref Minor 01.12.13 6:18pm
Ref Minor
Professor Green in the Capital with the car. 4
Ref Minor 01.12.13 4:47pm
Al OPecia
Commons vote on horsemeat - Nay-sayers celebrate victory 2
Sinnick 01.12.13 4:47pm
Al OPecia
Independent Scotland to keep England's money.

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FOAD 01.12.13 4:43pm
Al OPecia
All 'Ison' Forsyth as hopes for 'dead' comic remain

Star gazers around the world have been studying footage of the fading body of Bruce Forsyth and believe he may still be alive, despite previous reports to the contrary. Forsyth has been observed for...

James Pluside 01.12.13 4:41pm
Al OPecia
[closed] Aircraft Crashes Onto Packed Pub - Not Many Dead

Scores of customers in a crowded pub were shocked but completely unharmed when it was struck by an aircaft which failed either to explode or to catch fire. Despite killing 8 and injured around 30,...

Titus 01.12.13 4:24pm
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Keith Vaz clears his diary and heads for Glasgow 0
medici2471 01.12.13 10:36am
2 Fast 2 Furious inquest hears.

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MADJEZ 01.12.13 10:06am
Missing Victoria Plumb found safe and well on sink estate 0
Dick Everyman 01.12.13 8:43am
Dick Everyman
Entirety of English language to be replaced with the word ‘Talbot’

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Idiot 01.12.13 12:48am
Yeo: Heave-Ho!

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 30.11.13 8:44pm
Santa may not deliver presents to an independent Scotland - reports say

The SNP have reacted angrily to reports in the media that Father Christmas may not automatically deliver presents to children in a newly-independent Scotland. "We've looked into this and we have...

bonjonelson 30.11.13 7:32pm
Suffolk Tories beat Parliamentary Commissioner in standards challenge. 1
Ref Minor 30.11.13 7:28pm
Romania, we're not second-rate ! Third or fourth at best.

The Romanian Prime Minister has hit out at racial discrimination and stereotyping of his people by the British. He said they had a perfect right under EU law to live and work where they liked and he...

MADJEZ 30.11.13 2:51pm
Aussie announcer dropped for announcing England team in comedy Afrikaans accent. 0
Ref Minor 30.11.13 2:50pm
Ref Minor
Comet ICARUS unexpectedly vanishes near the sun

NASA Jet Propulsion Lab Spaceflight Center in Backwater Iowa reported earlier that the keenly awaited supercomet Icarus, seems to have disappeared after getting too close to our sun. Randy...

Beer Sampler 30.11.13 2:22pm
Beer Sampler