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Obama averts US debt crisis with loan from wonga.com 12
Qoxiivi 3 years

The US administration breathed a collective sigh of relief today following President Obama’s announcement that their application for a wonga.com loan had been approved. In a statement to Congress,...

HSBC to axe 25,000 global jobs, sorry, 'local' jobs 4
JonnyJP 3 years

More soon Just from a comment I made to VCG and he suggested I post it, so I have...

Olympic champ dismisses competitive walking 'speed mincing' jibes. 4
dvo4fun 3 years

"It's very popular with the other athletes and with the petroleum jelly industry." Speaking at the end of last weekend's U.K. athletics World Championship trials, Olympic Gold Medalist from 2000,...

Jenson Button angry at cruel hoax of shit Head & Shoulders ad. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Syria: Bashar's Latest Tyranny 0
Textbook 3 years

Bashar, the president of Syria, is already in the annals of infamy for his recent atrocities against the people he is supposed to care for. But a new development shows there is no birdge he will not...

Roger Waters Concert Takes Unexpected Detour 0
Textbook 3 years

The former Pink Floyd leader's hugely successful solo tour of the complete The Wall album went in an unexpected direction last night when halfway through the rousing highlight, We May As Well Pretend...

New Lybian Rebel Embassy Staff Drive Around London in Pick up Truck 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Hague nervous about being invited for a chat...

Obama And Boehner Reach Debt Agreement 0
Textbook 3 years

but still no progress on agreeing David Bowie's best album. The situation is not helped by Tea Party radicals insisting that Tin Machine was not as bad as everyone says...

Factory tour of General Motors sucked, says Obama 0
Dumbnews 3 years

based on the Queen joke recently...

Local man still waiting for that sudden moment when life takes a quick turn 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Racism in Scotland to be protected as "part of cultural heritage". More soon. 16
Al OPecia 3 years
LulzSec hack Police website with fake story of own arrest 7
3 years

LulzSec have successfully faked their own arrest by hacking the Metropolitan Police website. The shadowy group of computer hackers are wanted for a spate of attacks on the web, including the...

Man apologises to commuters for selfishness after failed railway suicide bid. 20
Corrigan 3 years

Yesterday, he caused nearly twenty-five minutes of travel chaos to rush-hour passengers travelling from Manchester Oxford Road station. Today, ex-psychiatric patient John Morton, 45, offered an...

Indian restaurant ban for diner ‘not in the right spirit’ 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

A man who had been banned from his local Indian restaurant for wandering into the kitchen instead of staying in his seat has been allowed back in. Mr. Alexander Graham was initially asked to get out...

Hungarian wheel-changing Grand Prix interupted by 'too much driving' 1
dvo4fun 3 years

complain top mechanics. More later...

Government looks for another Royal Wedding 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"Ideally we'd like 2 a year to keep people's minds off the economy."...

Government warns untested nasal tanning product could result in brown nosing. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Showbiz agent at Amy WInehouse funeral inconsolable at loss of business cards 9
ronseal 3 years

An awful, numbing sense of loss descended on Barry Osbourne at Amy Winehouse's funeral service yesterday, after he discovered he'd left his business cards at home. For the ambitious music business...

Perverted dwarf goes down for a short stretch. 2
be reasonable 3 years
US to Appeal WTO Ruling on 37.8541178 Litre Cowboy Hats 0
mugwump 3 years
Somali Pirates Claim 'Life is Cheap' Policy, Keeps Inflation in Check 0
mugwump 3 years
Regulator accuses nasal tanning spray manufacturer of 'corporate brown-nosing' 0
pinxit 3 years
Charlie Sheen Set To Appear In The Charlie Sheen Show 0
thesplodge 3 years

Word is spreading that Charlie Sheen could be back on British TV screens as he is set to appear on the new installement of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5. However, a term in his rather lucrative...

Congress passes emergency "glass ceiling" legislation 3
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Congress vowed to get the USA back on track yesterday through passing a  vetting procedure designed to fast track the "right people to lead our nation into the future" into senior posts in...

Public urge police 'to keep shooting women' 2
3 years

Readers of national newspapers were outraged this week by a deliberately misleading headline. After taking the time to read an article that they hoped would fuel their anger and give them something...

Kings of Leon to abdicate 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Sporting world shocked by unprecedented act of sportsmanship. 0
be reasonable 3 years
High Speed Musical 2 ‘may not now go ahead’ 1
Zadok the second 3 years

The government’s plans to deliver high-speed musicals between London and Birmingham have been dealt a severe blow. The results of a public consultation show that only 3% of people living next to...

Man charged with lacerating. Most got 6 out of 10. 0
jut1972 3 years
Tesco first to offer 24/7 prayer 2
jut1972 3 years

The supermarket giant have combined the power of prayer with the power of cillit bang. Catholics can find penitence in the wine and spirits section, with followers of Judaism allocated to fresh...