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Homeopathic marriages pose concentration risk, warns FSA 0
cinquecento 15.06.12 10:35am
cinquecento
Greek cook turned Toronto novelist creates moose saga 0
cinquecento 15.06.12 10:33am
cinquecento
BBC's "Play School" fails OFSTED inspection

Plans to revive the 70's children’s TV show "Play School" have been scrapped after it failed an inspection carried out by the Office for Standards in Education, Children's Services and Skills...

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seymour totti 20.06.12 8:31pm
custard cream
Olympic Opening Ceremony Set To Be Crap.

Danny Boyle has admitted he’s pocketed £89 million pounds allocated to the Olympics opening ceremony and is just going to ‘bung out a few sheep and chickens onto a bit of grass. They’ll...

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daneade 15.06.12 9:16am
daneade
Dermatologists making rash decisions 7
seymour totti 15.06.12 12:21pm
grumblechops
Simba “not threatened” by news of Gay Pride parade 0
Yikes 15.06.12 8:42am
Yikes
Cowell And Kyle Are Big Winners As "Bone Idle" To Top Autumn Schedules

ITV says it's feeling quietly confident today following what it's describing as "very positive reaction" to its new primetime offering [i]Bone Idle[/i] The new collaboration between two of the...

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Duff 17.06.12 1:24pm
Duff
Flood at homoeopathy warehouse causes £0 of damage

Homoeopathic workers have expressed relief after a major storage facility for the medicines was flooded; "It's actually saved us a bit of work.", explained a spokesman, "Although it will take us a...

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apepper 16.06.12 8:44am
nickb
Blatter accepts large bailout from Irish to keep them in the Euro's 0
charlies_hat 14.06.12 10:50pm
charlies_hat
Pirate Captain Jeremy Hunt says...

"The ministerial code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules" (See Pirates of the Caribbean)...

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Quaz 17.06.12 12:23pm
arthurminnit
Harry Redknapp to replace Cheryl Cole as the new face of L'Oreal. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.06.12 8:15pm
dominic_mcg
Saint & Greavsie In Surprise Lloyd Webber Signing

In a move that's sure to spark controversy with football fans and Muppet aficionados alike iconic football pundits, Saint & Greavsie, have been signed by Lord Lloyd Webber to play Statler and...

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Duff 14.06.12 6:21pm
Duff
"Rebekah Brooks is a country member," Cameron tells Leveson 2
Scroat 16.06.12 11:28pm
Scroat
Jesus "embarrassed" as God moves "in mysterious ways" at wedding

“Look everyone knows that your dad dancing at a wedding is like sooo embarrassing?” a red faced Messiah said at Cana yesterday. “Well when it’s my dad, let me tell you, it’s extra...

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nickb 15.06.12 10:55am
cinquecento
Chicken ticker confuses Indian newswatchers 1
nickb 14.06.12 2:23pm
seymour totti
"Do you know who I am?" Cameron asks

Because I can't seem to remember a single thing today. Duh!...

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Scroat 14.06.12 1:28pm
Scroat
Andy Murray delighted with 2nd Place in Queen's club opening round 1
seymour totti 17.06.12 12:27pm
arthurminnit
Dutch FA accidently awards international players condoms instead of Dutch Caps 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 12:04pm
Scronnyglonkle
Better luck next time, McCann's tell Cameron's. 0
flossie mcjava 14.06.12 12:00pm
flossie mcjava
Anthony Beevor's new WW2 in the Pacific War book slated by Pearl Harbor deniers 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:50am
Scronnyglonkle
Daniel Levy reveals that Spurs finances have 'gone to the dogs' 3
charlies_hat 14.06.12 12:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Police question Rolf Harris in Maddie probe 0
Scroat 14.06.12 10:29am
Scroat
Leveson inquiry faces chop due to dwindling viewing figures

Latest reports are claiming that the Leveson inquiry will not be returning to our screens for a second season as viewing figures continue to fall. The show launched in the latter stages of 2011...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 15.06.12 11:35am
butagirl
Daily Mail asks: Is this cellulite on ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?

After analysing a previously undiscovered picture of Jesus, on the beach with his extended family, experts hired by the Daily Mail have uncovered evidence that the bearded, sandal wearing leftie was...

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ronseal 14.06.12 10:26am
Scroat
Spurs refuse to pay Redknapp ransome demands 1
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:17am
nickb
Nancy Cameron is a little girl, not a description, sources reveal. 1
Thor 14.06.12 9:11am
medici2471
Spurs pay out £3M compensation - Harry to get about £3M after tax

., (the first of many on the same lines?)...

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Midfield Diamond 14.06.12 8:36am
Midfield Diamond
Amazon unapologetic over Nazi books - "We were only fulfilling orders"

see Chat room thread...

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bonjonelson 14.06.12 1:32pm
Yikes
Government denies new surveillience law will be used...hold on...

..someone at the doorer, back in 15 years...

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Al OPecia 14.06.12 6:55am
Al OPecia
Strange Ticker Submission Confuses Morons 2
Textbook 14.06.12 1:41pm
Yikes