Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Inventor of computer mouse clicks the bucket 6
Skylarking 05.07.13 8:29am
Oxbridge
Egyptian Army Says 'Democracy Only Counts If You Vote For The Right People' 0
Titus 05.07.13 7:13am
Titus
Outrage As Trade Union Demands That Labour Party Supports Working People 0
Titus 05.07.13 7:09am
Titus
Syrian Cannibal Rebel Abu Sakkar Says "It's All Right - I didn't Inhale" 0
Titus 05.07.13 6:58am
Titus
'Pee-pee'ing Tom caught admiring his reflection. 4
Lindy Moone 05.07.13 6:39am
Arthur
Brotherhood of Man announce 'Save all my kisses for me' Egyptian tour dates.

Women and girls welcome. Tahrir square to get specacular firework, green laser and helicopter finale...

0
Sheepback 05.07.13 12:06am
Sheepback
Man who kept picking up brunettes complains he didn't get a fair crack

No more please...

13
Not Amused 04.07.13 11:43pm
Boutros
Procrastrination Society's AGM postponed again 7
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.07.13 11:07pm
Titus
Bad day for khat and mouse inventor 1
Midfield Diamond 04.07.13 10:05pm
nickb
Isle of Wight abandons betamax. 2
sredni vashta 04.07.13 8:47pm
sredni vashta
Aled Jones 'too dull' to promote organ donor scheme in Wales

Read the original sub by Jesus H...

4
custard cream 04.07.13 6:54pm
Jesus H
Mouse inventor died from fluff on the balls, autopsy reveals. 1
Boutros 04.07.13 6:00pm
Wrenfoe
Murry wins final - Hawk Eye to be replaced with Och Aye The Noo 0
Steve Wilson 04.07.13 5:53pm
Steve Wilson
Unfaithful man kicked out of home by angry wife will "move like Jagger" 0
ronseal 04.07.13 3:50pm
ronseal
Cowardly cloning scientist told to "grow a pair" 0
sydalg 04.07.13 3:30pm
sydalg
Concern grows as Mick Jagger can't remember what comes after "I can't get no..." 0
sydalg 04.07.13 3:28pm
sydalg
Bust-up at comedy festival dismissed as "pun fight." 0
sredni vashta 04.07.13 1:48pm
sredni vashta
Soundtrack of Sharapova v Larcher de Brito sold to porn baron

The audio recording of a ladies tennis match between two of the loudest screamers in the professional game has been bought by a businessman from the pornographic film industry. The man who bought...

1
Midfield Diamond 04.07.13 1:34pm
beau-jolly
Computer mouse inventor to be boxed up and taken back to PC World 0
victimms 04.07.13 1:04pm
victimms
50 cent blames actions on trauma since the break up of Dollar 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.07.13 12:02pm
Skylarking
Egyptian rioters demand UK style by-elections 'to make a pointless protest vote'

Demonstrators in Tahrir Square have issued an ultimatum to the governing Muslim Brotherhood Party: ‘Give the people of Egypt a mid term by elections or maybe some boring council elections,...

2
Skylarking 04.07.13 11:52am
Skylarking
SETI Project finally receives response from aliens : "Send more Abba." 0
sredni vashta 04.07.13 11:39am
sredni vashta
Kim Jong-Un names successor : Kim Jong-Deux 0
NewBiscuit 04.07.13 11:34am
NewBiscuit
NB Contributor Plays Khat And Mouse With Latest News Headlines 0
Titus 04.07.13 11:16am
Titus
Khat Ban After Government Suddenly Notices Mrs Slocombe's Double Entendres

[There's got to be a better joke there somewhere. Anyone?]...

0
Titus 04.07.13 11:11am
Titus
Feuding sex therapists urged to reconsider their positions. 3
sredni vashta 04.07.13 11:05am
Yikes
New donor scheme backfires as people start building their own Welshmen

Evidence is being uncovered of the new "opt out" donor scheme being misused by unscrupulous hospital workers who are hijacking deliveries to start building Welshman. A member of the Welsh parliament...

2
apepper 04.07.13 11:03am
Wrenfoe
Proofreader admits ex-boyfriend not her typo and that she never really loved ham 2
Smart Alex 04.07.13 10:47am
Titus
Dorset police to be replaced by the Famous Five

Dorset's Police and Crime Commissioner has announced that he is replacing his entire police force with Enid Blyton's Famous Five. At a press conference today, David McKenzie said: 'It is clear that...

0
John Wiltshire 04.07.13 10:35am
John Wiltshire
U.S backs Africa's next top 'model'

Barack Obama used his Tanzania speech to endorse an African-based franchise of the ever popular reality TV show. Shown internationally in 170 countries, The CW extravaganza is yet to crack the...

0
Wrenfoe 04.07.13 9:58am
Wrenfoe