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More Trouble Ahead After Supermarkets Are Accused Of Cashing In

"364 days till pancake day & Morrisons are already selling Eggs,Flour & milk." Said one incensed shopper...

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anhodika 14.02.13 9:34am
topfotogmw
"I don't remember a thing", claims Pistorious, "I was legless". 0
topfotogmw 14.02.13 9:17am
topfotogmw
Daily Mail warns readers of imminent crash in horse prices

(sorry Lens)...

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charlies_hat 14.02.13 9:03am
charlies_hat
Findus to sponsor race at Newmarket - the 29% steaks

would 'stakes' have been better here? That's my lot for the day - off to Basingstoke now...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:58am
lane-avenger
Pope found to contain 29% horse

.. may explain why he bolted. Other puns to follow soon. Apols if already done, you thing it must have been by now...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:58am
Tripod
M&S announce new Chimæra foods range

After it was announced this week that luxury supermarket chain Waitrose had joined the latest trend for 'posessed foods', with pork masquerading as beef, Marks & Spencer have risen to the...

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Squudge 14.02.13 8:45am
lane-avenger
Big fat cunt of the year awards

In third place, ‘alternative’ comedian Jimmy Carr for being involved in a scheme which allowed him to pay as little as one per cent tax by giving cash to a Jersey firm who loaned it back. Loans...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:40am
lane-avenger
Pistorius shooting: “Unlike Oscar”, says SA Police Chief, “this story has legs”. 0
Tripod 14.02.13 8:38am
Tripod
Spanish derby as Real Madrid plays Fake Madrid. 1
Maverick 14.02.13 8:32am
lane-avenger
Police warn of predators using flowers and chocolate to obtain sex

UK police have issued a ‘code red’ warning saying that the risk of being accosted by a sexual predator is the highest it has been in 364 days, and only just below the all-time high of the 1977...

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Yikes 14.02.13 8:28am
lane-avenger
Oscar Pistorius trains for biathlon by shooting girlfriend... 0
Tripod 14.02.13 8:22am
Tripod
South Korea PM unveils punch he says can hit North's leaders face 0
Dumbnews 14.02.13 7:42am
Dumbnews
Some thing about an animal contains 29% horse 4
Lens Cap 14.02.13 7:36am
Alan Sundry
Something someone said (preferably government) found to contain horse shit

[quote]Hdku...

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Lens Cap 14.02.13 7:35am
Alan Sundry
Gene Study Finds, Chimps, Humans 100 Percent the Same 0
Dumbnews 14.02.13 6:08am
Dumbnews
Eastleigh Labour candidate answers 'yes' to most asked question

With the Eastleigh by-election fast approaching, the Labour party have shown they are finally listening to the electorate. By selecting comedy writer John O'Farrell to stand in the constituency left...

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Perks 14.02.13 4:12am
Alan Sundry
Big fat cunt of the year awards

In third place, ‘alternative’ comedian Jimmy Carr for being involved in a scheme which allowed him to pay as little as one per cent tax by giving cash to a Jersey firm who loaned it back. Loans...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 4:11am
Alan Sundry
Newcastle man arrested for Cheick fraud 0
charlies_hat 13.02.13 9:15pm
charlies_hat
New EU law means new Pope may not be catholic 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.02.13 9:14pm
Scronnyglonkle
Vatican City Launches 'Papel', Online Redemption Service.

Pope Benedict XVI - rumored to have quit his vocation as God's chosen earthly servant because of bullying on twitter - has launched 'Papal', an online equivalent to the typical church donation bowl....

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TheModerator 13.02.13 8:53pm
TheModerator
John Terry signs 'childlike' books deal

England footballer John Terry is to write a series of fantasy books, publisher TallTales has announced. The Chelsea defender and captain will pen three books, called 'John's Magic Rubber Johnnies',...

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pinxit 13.02.13 8:44pm
lane-avenger
Latest CGI technology reconstructs Richard III's 'My kingdom for a horse' speech

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/kingdom_zps551e2796.jpg Bet you thought it was a meat gag eh?...

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pinxit 13.02.13 8:41pm
Username
Findus Crispy Pancake to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? 1
DustyBinLaden 13.02.13 8:04pm
Squudge
Pope resigned due to "disturbance in force"

More details have emerged about the Pope's surprise resignation. He's issued a Papal message explaining that he was training a young padawan Pope when he sensed a disturbance in the force as if...

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apepper 13.02.13 7:50pm
Squudge
Pope substitution racket uncovered. Benedict XVI found to be a little hoarse.

Neigh lad, neigh...

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Maverick 13.02.13 7:49pm
Maverick
DNA Traces of Scape Goat Found at UK Abattoirs

Horse soon...

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mugwump 13.02.13 7:41pm
mugwump
99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human

Scientists have made the startling discovery that 99% of the DNA found in human beings is actually chimpanzee DNA! Apparently they have known this for some time but only now, with the revelations...

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lane-avenger 13.02.13 7:28pm
lane-avenger
Something related to horses, linked with findus 5
Lens Cap 13.02.13 4:55pm
charlies_hat
UK Netflux Lacking Lesbians

The American film industry guards its interests fiercely which is why Netflux only offers UK customers one movie: 'The African Queen' famously starring Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn. Even...

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SJN 13.02.13 4:50pm
SJN
Shock as fox meat found in horse burgers

Food standards authorities are investigating claims that cheap and plentiful urban fox meat, disguised as horse meat, has been used in supermarket ready meals...

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Michaelangelo Titmarsh 13.02.13 4:49pm
Michaelangelo Titmarsh