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Gays are poofs says Putin, and don’t exist in Russia

‘Female’ Russian shot put champion, Fanny Veryharious, famous for her hairy armpits and manly physique, not to mention the bulge in ‘her’ knickers today added his/her weight to the Soviet...

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farmer giles 17.08.13 12:48pm
farmer giles
Beetroot farmers going through purple patch. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 17.08.13 10:55am
Lindy Moone
Study finding people who have more sex earn more "conducted in Soho" 1
sydalg 17.08.13 9:30am
Wrenfoe
Area 51 contains 'Hillary Clinton's legacy'

The CIA has officially acknowledged the existence of a Democratic focus group in the Nevada desert. Secret footage compiled by CNN and NBC, reveal how voters in 2016 will be wooed by Clinton's...

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Wrenfoe 17.08.13 9:19am
Wrenfoe
Areas 1 - 50 totally pissed off at their lack of profile. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:17am
Wrenfoe
HMP Belmarsh to host next I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here

Following a spate of celebrity incarcerations, ITV have announced today that the location of its popular reality TV show [i]I'm a CelebrityGet Me Out of Here![/i] will be shifted from the tropics of...

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Jesus H 17.08.13 8:06am
Jesus H
Parent Poverty Action Group Regrets Name Change

"As the 'Child Hardship Action Group' we had been slightly embarassed by the possibly misleading nature of out title" said a spokeswoman. "Obviously children don't have any money, and we thought it...

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Titus 17.08.13 6:54am
Titus
Suicide Bomber Sues Taliban Over Post-Traumatic Stress

"I haven't been able to hold down a job or enjoy life with my family since I was conned into killing myself" claims victim...

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Titus 17.08.13 6:27am
Titus
'UK's most wanted tailgater' evades police for fifth day

Police forces across the north west have confirmed today they are still looking to question evasive BMW driver Tommy Silvers regarding a string of 'serious tailgating offences' committed between...

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Jesus H 16.08.13 11:04pm
Titus
Test of your own ID photograph 'helps to spot late dementia'

Oh, for crying out loud, how much more do we have to spend on academic studies that your grandma habitually published to anyone who'd listen without so much as asking, much less seeking funds for...

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Arthur 16.08.13 10:29pm
Arthur
Italy to build settlements ‘up William Hague’s nose’ 2
Titus 16.08.13 10:07pm
Titus
New species of carnivore may solve erectile dysfunction

Black Rhinos everywhere were left celebrating a medical break through, which 'victims of the limp noodle' have hailed as more significant than the cure for smallpox. Within hours of finding the...

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Wrenfoe 16.08.13 8:55pm
Al OPecia
levitating super conductor outstanding in its field

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6AAhTw7RA...

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Ian Collier 16.08.13 7:42pm
Ian Collier
Editor can't decide if he should publish Schrödinger's cat's obituary 2
sydalg 16.08.13 6:58pm
Arthur
"People who don't like football" to blame for mental health crisis

Research has suggested that the shortage of provision for mentally ill patients may be the result of large numbers of people being sectioned for “not liking football”. “These people need...

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Michael_Goves_Servant 16.08.13 6:43pm
Michael_Goves_Servant
Russian gymnast admits "pole-vaulting" is a euphamism

More to follow...

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apepper 16.08.13 5:00pm
apepper
D.L.T. - G.L.T. ? 4
MADJEZ 16.08.13 4:40pm
beau-jolly
Milliband pelted by oeuf 5
Squudge 16.08.13 4:09pm
GrumpyCat
Ed's curious outburst: "Eggs, eggs, damn all eggs. I'm off to France." 3
Drylaw 16.08.13 4:06pm
beau-jolly
Luis Suarez apologises: “I”m sorry... that I can’t go to a bigger club”... 1
Tripod 16.08.13 3:52pm
Not Amused
Isinbayeva quits pole vault, takes up 200m back-pedal

And she's expected to do very well...

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johnnydobbo 16.08.13 3:14pm
Spartacus
Driving Volvo to be criminal offence

Under new powers, Volvo drivers will be subject to on the spot fines of £100, rising to £200 for beige models. "The clause was put into the bill at an early stage and it's gone through on the...

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apepper 16.08.13 2:54pm
apepper
Russian athlete reconsiders: “Hanging’s NOT too good for gays”, she now says... 0
Tripod 16.08.13 2:44pm
Tripod
Rookie spoof news writer to face libel charges

He says he confused spoof for truth...

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Robopop 16.08.13 2:31pm
AReader
Sacked poofreader claims unfair discrimination 3
nickb 16.08.13 2:28pm
AReader
Shock as rough diamond CEO who does his own radio adverts turns out to be actor.

My name is Paul Duckanddiver and I am not an actor (no really I'm not). I am the very successful CEO of You'llneverusethem Office Supplies Limited. Due to the unprecedented success of our...

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Andrew Mack 16.08.13 1:05pm
Andrew Mack
Homosexuals smuggled into Russia inside Kiev Cakes

Moscow has banned imports from the Ukraine's main confectionary makers, Roshen, claiming that there were trace elements of 'glee and delight' in their buttercream-like filling. Russian homophobia has...

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Wrenfoe 16.08.13 12:56pm
Lindy Moone
Eric Pickles in anorexia scare...

after learning that an anorexic looking in a mirror tends to see a fat person...

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Smart Alex 16.08.13 12:48pm
Smart Alex
Trojans complain their horsemeat burgers "taste like sawdust" 0
sydalg 16.08.13 12:01pm
sydalg
Male porn stars accused of wooden acting 0
sydalg 16.08.13 12:00pm
sydalg