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Tottenham residents punished with visit from Charles and Camilla. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
AC-DC to market their own wine - Whole lotta rosé. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 3 years
Rioters used techniques learnt from Angry Birds game 0
Screenie 3 years
Charles and Camilla to visit violence-hit areas in Nissan Sunny 0
virtuallywill 3 years

We are all in this together...

A&E departments overwhelmed with politician knee-jerk injuries 1
dandare70 3 years
Apple takes over NASA with plans for manned iPod programme. More soon. 0
Boroughbloke 3 years
Amazon to offer free deliveries to armchair looters. More soon 0
Boroughbloke 3 years
Would be Facebook farmers are given four year subsidies 0
exigo 3 years
Money ousted from position as 'root of all evil' by new Argos catalogue 4
dicky37 3 years

An inter-faith committee last night declared that the new autumn/winter 2011 Argos catalogue is now regarded by religious groups to be the root of all the evils of the modern world., "It's...

Plain English Campaign join jailed rioters row, claiming sentences are too long. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Most students ‘satisfied’ with the quality of daytime TV 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man Utd Asian float would see Busby Babes re-branded as Asian Babes 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pair set Indian Ocean rowing record after spotting shoal of sharks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government embroiled in controversy following 'fatherless children' claims. 0
Boroughbloke 3 years

The government and The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority was under increasing pressure today to clarify claims by the Prime Minister in a speech this week that british scientists had...

Government advise rod of iron on ferrous children 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Untamed advice later...

Mother Teresa's secret Kinder egg toy collection to be auctioned. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jimmy Bullard trades Hull wet fish for QPR caviar. 8
rebel not taken 3 years

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line...

Call My Bluff announces the thanatos of its quondam prolocutor. More soon. 11
dominic_mcg 3 years
US stocks fall on news of stocks falling 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton. 3
rebel not taken 3 years

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling followers on Twitter about his "respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has informed his 170,665 readers that...

Starship Enterprise acheme was ruse to find jobs for middle aged executives 0
ronseal 3 years
Cameron: "National service not just ruse to steal more shit from poor countries" 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

David Cameron has hit out at critics who’ve labelled his plan of reintroducing national service for Britain’s looting classes as ‘just another way to steal more shit from countries we’ve...

'80s band Starship sued after buildings collapse in city built on rock and roll 0
theboot 3 years

More soon. Probably...

Hackgate to be resolved using Duckworth Lewis method, says select committee. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Twitter Rioters face Doing Bird 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Inappropriate To Say Notting Hill Carnival will be a 'Riot' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

A Professor of English at Neasden University told a meeting 'As language shifts its meaning through time to promote a public event as a riot is no longer jovially innocent but can attract heavy...

Looting rejected as 2012 demonstration sport. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More to follow...

IOC agree that 2012 Olympic Games should be "Looting Calling" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
p1 f&b aka pfb - does this help reveal who were behind the London riots? 1
spoole2112 3 years

The unseen architects of the recent Tottenham riot have finally been exposed. From the strangely scented sitting room of a quiet residential address, less than a mile from the epicentre of one...

Allotment rioter charged with breach of the peas 1
Screenie 3 years