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|Harland & Wolff diversify into domestic cleaning market||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
with new range of tramp-steamers...
|Merseyside nativity play halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks.||6||
A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall...
|Basel brush United aside||0||
||Midfield Diamond||3 years|
(I suspect the tabloids may have already done this one)...
|SAAB admits ‘we never really liked making cars’ after latest bankruptcy||2||
Today SAAB went bankrupt for the 8th time in the last 2 years, breaking the previous record held by Rover cars and heralding a new low for the Swedish automotive industry. Mr Gustavs, the ex-owner...
|Add-on selling taken to new extremes as Argos start pushing houses||6||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
In the run up to Christmas retailers who have had a tough year are trying to make the most of their seasonal boost in sales, by suggesting all manner of additional products that customers might like...
|Lauren Scruggs wanted to become an actress. But she kept walking into the props.||0||
|Chat room debater make 100s of converts with CAPS LOCK and personal abuse||11||
A student radical has created thousands of converts to socialism, with his judicious use of the CAPS LOCK key, personal abuse and Johan Hari style Heresay Fundamentalism. "Jeremy Clarkson should die...
|PM's fury; "NOTW obtained medical records without proper payment"||0||
David Cameron has expressed anger that the News of the World obtained the medical records of celebrities without the government receiving their cut...
|Lonely antique furniture collector names new cabinet||0||
|Ignoring critical updates for your PC could cause it to explode, warns experts||0||
|Red alert wind warning as Eric Pickles turns vegetarian||1||
|European Champions League latest: London 2, Manchester 0||0||
Who'd a thunk it ?...
|Michael Barrymore to re-make 'My Kind Of People' with Pablo Escabar.||0||
|Manchester United knocked out of Champions League by Oregano.||0||
|Man injured by seafood calls Clams Direct||0||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Fingers still the cheapest meal||0||
|Homeopathic Groupon offers 0.00000000001% discounts on popular purchases||1||
|Court finds rioters were not responsible for damage to Bullingdon Club HQ||0||
|Little Mix tipped to win Nobel Peace Prize||0||
|Number of Da Vinci Code ripoff novels set to hit the three million mark by June||0||
Sociologists at the University of Sociology have predicted that the number of novels about academics trying to bring down ancient, clandestine groups which have influence that stretches into the...
|At his cocaine possession trial Michael Barrymore admits to being 'All white'.||0||
|Simon Cowell to re-release "I got you babe" as Sunni & Shere Xmas charity song||2||
|Comedy virus escapes into the wild||3||
Red-nosed BBC staff may find themselves responsible for a serious outbreak of chuckles in an area of the UK previously thought to be devoid of any humour whatsoever. Moments after the start of a...
|Part-time doc who 'liked to keep his hand in' struck off gynaecologist register||1||
|Despite seafood shortage, fish restaurant decides to keep clam and curry on.||3||
|Dog shelter charity start taking in abandoned pensioners||3||
As the cost of retirement homes goes up and the standard of care goes down, well known dog shelter charity, the PDSA, have set up a separate sister charity for the sheltering of pensioners. ' We...
|Shock Corrie spoiler - Kirk is an alien||0||
||Major Clanger||3 years|
The Christmas episode of Coronation Street is to reveal that the character Kirk Sutherland is in fact an alien, and a spacecraft paying him a visit is to crash on the Red Rec during an open-air...
|None injured as massive explosion rips through Homeopath convention.||0||
A tiny little bit more soon...
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