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Police probe claim Pistorius shot off own feet to qualify for Paralympics 0
sydalg 17.02.13 8:32am
sydalg
Tory compromise: two hangings for each gay marriage and it's a deal 0
sydalg 17.02.13 7:04am
sydalg
Shock as rejected candidates in Eastleigh by-election to be turned into dog food 0
sydalg 17.02.13 7:01am
sydalg
Billionaire invests in new restaurant chain, "Warren's Buffet" 0
Dumbnews 17.02.13 12:54am
Dumbnews
Sex accused 'should get anonymity', claim 'Savile's Law', campaigners 0
topfotogmw 17.02.13 12:23am
topfotogmw
Sekola and Gosetheweezal shorlisted for Pope - full list below

Cardinals Sekola and Gosetheweezal head an impressive list of candidates to replace the recently retired pope. Candidate Profiles Pope Sekola - would be a refreshing change, if strangely bad for...

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apepper 16.02.13 11:16pm
AReader
Mars Rover mothballed as MoT falls due and no one there to test it. Less soon. 1
Maverick 16.02.13 11:10pm
AReader
Scandal Naming Board decides Horse meat crisis should be Startersgate 4
ronseal 16.02.13 10:43pm
Squudge
Basmati rice price hike bitter pillau to swallow 1
custard cream 16.02.13 10:37pm
Squudge
“Pope had to resign-to collect lottery winnings" says Euromillions spokesman 8
jenlon 16.02.13 10:36pm
lane-avenger
Association of Gay Footballers goes into administration...

In a week when footballer Robbie Rogers ‘came out’ as gay, and retired from the game, Gordon Starkey, secretary of the Association of Gay Footballers, has announced that the society is going into...

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Tripod 16.02.13 10:34pm
lane-avenger
Romanian Trade Board launches taste test campaign - Can you tell the difference? 0
lane-avenger 16.02.13 10:32pm
lane-avenger
Angela Merkel snapped while making butch lesbian hand gestures.

Angela Merkel has been accused of demeaning international relations by apprearing to play a fetish sex game whilst at international conferences. Merkel (not an innuendo) has been playing the butch...

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jenlon 16.02.13 10:09pm
Yikes
Sandown supermarket tests reveal traces of jockeys. 0
Maverick 16.02.13 9:39pm
Maverick
Man who hung banners comemorating Black History Month accused of insensitivity 1
custard cream 16.02.13 7:21pm
ginty
Pistorius blames lonely upbringing

It was tough growing up without any aunties and ankles...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 7:18pm
Scroat
After reinstating the 10p tax rate, Miliband to 'un-invade Iraq'

Following the broad agreement with his decision to reinstate the ten-pence tax rate, Ed Miliband has seized on the opportunity to make it Labour policy to undo some of the unpopular choices he agreed...

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Perks 16.02.13 6:07pm
Perks
Teenage boy's mother in "get off the fucking computer" storm

Father forced to clear out garage...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 6:04pm
lane-avenger
Labour to introduce negative tax "providing that we don't win power"

Labour has proposed a sensational -100% tax rate; doubling every working person's wages. The only caveat to the policy is that they lose the election. A spokesman explained; "We've learnt from the...

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apepper 16.02.13 6:02pm
lane-avenger
Pope discovers that there are no provisions for him to receive a pension...

never been needed before...

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deskpilot3 16.02.13 6:00pm
lane-avenger
Teenage boy in will or won't he be back for dinner mystery

Mother unsure how many fish fingers to cook...

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lane-avenger 16.02.13 5:56pm
lane-avenger
Eric Pickles found to contain 29% horse meat. 0
deskpilot3 16.02.13 5:50pm
deskpilot3
Door knob wins Turner Prize. 0
godly1966 16.02.13 5:35pm
godly1966
Horsemeat 'gives you the trots', research shows

But not furlong...

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Scroat 16.02.13 5:04pm
godly1966
Badger's pride ends enquiry

The Turner enquiry into the Government's handling of the Homes for Food scandal has been ended by a badger's pride. The conceited animal's antics halted proceedings at the Cherry Gate hearing centre...

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Mik Bulk 16.02.13 5:00pm
Mik Bulk
NIKE Advertisement - What does 'Just Do It' mean to you?

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Perks 16.02.13 4:36pm
Scroat
People shocked to discover cows contain beef

People up and down the country have expressed shocked surprise to discover that cows are made of meat. "I thought they were to make fields look nice." said Denise Snailwitt of Epping. "I had no idea...

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apepper 16.02.13 4:31pm
apepper
Meat scandal sparks 'beef in beer' scare 6
Scroat 16.02.13 4:07pm
Scroat
Benefits cheat Stephen Hawking "not disabled and knows fuck all about physics"

"I've been living a lie", admits the pseudo-boffin as he trots in the door after a five-mile jog. "Now I've got to pay back the £11,765,209 I've claimed in disability benefit over the last 40 years....

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sydalg 16.02.13 3:23pm
sydalg
Bingley man confused by wanking protocol...

Kevin Armitage from Bingley, West Yorkshire, seeks clarification on a moral dilemma. ‘What’s the accepted etiquette on wanking off over a picture of a dead woman? I don’t mean a picture of a...

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Tripod 16.02.13 2:28pm
Rowly