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Cameron Says 'We Won't Get Rid Of Green Crap - We'll Just Dump It Off-Shore'. 0
Titus 04.12.13 11:17pm
Titus
Jeremy Hunt and James Blunt new CD titled 'We're a couple of Js' 0
antharrison 04.12.13 9:19pm
antharrison
Michael Gove admits relationship with self

The Secretary for Education, Michael Gove, ended months of speculation today by admitting a "Loving and long term" relationship with himself. An emotional but smiling Mr Gove said in a short Youtube...

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blokefromstoke 04.12.13 9:06pm
deskpilot3
Autumn Statement: Clegg announces that it's "getting quite chilly". 0
deskpilot3 04.12.13 8:59pm
deskpilot3
'Oh yeah, I'm a crack head as well', says Mary Berry 0
custard cream 04.12.13 8:55pm
custard cream
Boots target vaginas for Christmas

Boots bravely launch new line in intimate care products for the vagina. “We spotted a crack in the market and decided to fill it,” said spokesperson Wendy Paige. “No woman should suffer in...

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Racechick 04.12.13 7:39pm
FOAD
Dacre rules out rebrand to "Daley Male"

Despite positive reaction...

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Coco 04.12.13 6:58pm
Coco
Primates could be considered equal to humans: Archbishop of Canterbury delighted 1
Smart Alex 04.12.13 6:33pm
Wrenfoe
BBC Split Personality of the year celebrates it's 60th Year.

More in a Year...

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virtuallywill 04.12.13 6:25pm
virtuallywill
UK home insulation programme ‘lagging behind’ rest of Europe 0
farmer giles 04.12.13 6:20pm
farmer giles
On this day in 1963: Lyons Tea Shops in Enforced Closure

J. Lyons and Co were today forced to close over 500 of their tea shops across the country due to a failure to complete order requirements at their data processing centre., As is normal practice, at...

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james_doc 04.12.13 5:04pm
Beer Sampler
New World Cup ball will give authentic Rio feel.

Adidas staff are already touring the Rio shanty towns charging $100 a time for licensing 'their' ball. http://also.kottke.org/misc/images/jessica-hilltout.jpg...

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MADJEZ 04.12.13 3:42pm
MADJEZ
"Charlie gets right up my nose,"snorts Nigella 2
medici2471 04.12.13 3:10pm
medici2471
Russian toilet TV show gets panned by critics

More poo-poo-ing later...

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davetwojackets 04.12.13 1:37pm
davetwojackets
‘More meat on a rabbit’ claims gamekeeper

Gamekeeper Alan Bleeching has criticised the new Playboy calendar featuring Kate Moss claiming there is more meat on the average rabbit than on the pouting supermodel., Bleeching said the calendar...

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Gerontius 04.12.13 1:20pm
Midfield Diamond
Chimp rejects US citizenship

In a landmark decision, by mankind’s closest living relative, chimpanzees have voted overwhelming to reject North American naturalization. The Nonhuman Rights Project is appealing for ‘Tommy’...

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Wrenfoe 04.12.13 12:30pm
Wrenfoe
Geordie Shore star pregnant by Peter Andre sells for £4.2m at auction 0
grottymonty 04.12.13 12:23pm
grottymonty
Crossword setters' brains are weird differently

More to follow...

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apepper 04.12.13 10:53am
Titus
This day in 1963 - Chaos in Lyons Teashops as punched cards dropped

[i]Nippies[/i], the normally demur and calm lady sales assistants at Lyons teashops, were left bewildered and flustered across the country today, due to an error by the Electronic Brain at the Data...

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Beer Sampler 04.12.13 10:35am
editor
Daly can be cured by taking regular cold baths, says Catholic Church. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 04.12.13 9:39am
jp1885
Massive Tax Hike On Xmas Alcohol…..

…"Sorry, Fiona, thimbles only, I'm afraid."...

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Jesse Bigg 04.12.13 9:34am
Jesse Bigg
Google Street View car driver arrested on suspicion of serial killings 1
medici2471 04.12.13 9:22am
medici2471
‘I think I'm just an idiot’, admits Boris Johnson in emotional YouTube video

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has come out as "utterly clueless about pretty much everything", in an emotional five-minute YouTube video uploaded today. The 49-year-old Conservative politician and...

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Jesus H 04.12.13 9:06am
jp1885
Millions of Dreamcatchers recalled due to wiring error

Millions of Dreamcatchers, sold though high street chain Pound Kingdom, have been recalled today. A simple manufacturing mistake means that all Dreamcatchers sold were set up as Dreamcrushers....

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gaijintendo 04.12.13 8:54am
jp1885
UK knot any gud at maffs but engerlish KO. 1
Al OPecia 04.12.13 8:28am
Jesse Bigg
Short planks distance themselves from British children

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apepper 04.12.13 6:53am
apepper
Italian children scored highest in "Pizza Test" 0
AReader 03.12.13 11:34pm
AReader
Massive Earthquake Turns GB Upside Down…..

….Scottish' and Geordie' tans all the rage. 'Ee! niver, love!'...

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Jesse Bigg 03.12.13 10:06pm
Jesse Bigg
The Greasy Pole…..

….Aftermath of Cameron's haircut by east European barber?...

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Jesse Bigg 03.12.13 9:45pm
Jesse Bigg
'The Cameron Handshake?'…...

….Good shake with foreign leaders…… Arm-lock economics for us Brits...

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Jesse Bigg 03.12.13 9:29pm
Jesse Bigg