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Portugal reaches bail-out agreement with Ocean Finance 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sheep rescued after two weeks on cliff becomes EweTube star 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Outrage over people having control 5
Gaiya 3 years

It all kicked off on a freiendly Facebook posting, pretty much that trump got trumped, Bin Ladens dead and the Vatican invited Mugabe to that thing for the pope. My mistake was in saying "get over it...

Too much news means early end to year for news organisations 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

With so many disasters, royal weddings, and revolutions occurring in the first four months of the year, the world's news agencies have collectively decided to take the rest of the year off because...

Terror police apologise for detaining 5 men trying to sell a field. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Building of New School was funded by, guess who, that's right the tax payer! 0
ronseal 3 years

The controversial New School, planned for the site of the Old School, is to be funded entirely by the tax payer, the Daily Mail has revealed. The whole project could benefit a whole procession of...

Nick Clegg's annual sticker reward chart 'nearly full' says cabinet office 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Blue Circle F.C draw with B&Q 1-1, but win on aggregate 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

New Bob Geldof diet... 0
be reasonable 3 years

'I don't like sundaes'...

Injunction on Jordan donwgraded from Super to Just Really Really Good 0
ronseal 3 years
Tony Blair honoured for pioneering technique of spinning in someone else's grave 0
ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair's graveyard sound bite technique has finally been recognised by his opponents. He's to be rewarded in the next honours list, for his pioneering work, copied by all parties, for spinning in...

U.S. admits it should have checked Bin Laden's house sooner. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

No more soon...

Study shows "they always come in threes" except when it's a one-off 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

or there's only two...

Environmental outrage as bin laden with rubbish dumped in ocean 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Bin Laden's last words 'F***ing Playstation Network, why did I give my details' 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Police pathologist Freddy Patel finds Bin Laden 'died of heart disease' 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Bin Laden raid almost failed after wife "thought she heard someone downstairs" 0
pippip 3 years

or should that be wives...

Peter749400 3 years A Whitehouse spokesman today denied claims that the mission to kill Osama Bin Laden was planned and executed based on a leaked copy...

Time Team discover unusual burial at sea while searching for ancient Arab ship. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

Channel 4 series Time Team have made an exciting archeological discovery while filming a special episode in the middle east. They were searching for a 6th century Royal Arabian dhow lost in a storm....

Ted Lowe dies - black day for snooker. Or, if you're watching in colour, 'blue'. 6
rickwestwell 3 years
Gaddaffi's speeches "being written by Joan Bloggs". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years
Generation X - Y boundary defined by Angry Birds versus Lemmings debate 1
acwanaut 3 years

More soon - oh no!...

Latest White House photos show Obama is Darth Vader. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Photos released today show Presdent Obama wearing the familiar black cloak of a Dark-Side Jedi Knight. It is thought he took off the familiar shiny black helmet so the rest of the room could hear...

Hillary Clinton to keep tabs on Bill by mounting camera on his helmet. 11
Qoxiivi 3 years
Pakistani Navy Seals find Amelia Earhart and Glen Miller living in Georgetown 0
acwanaut 3 years

Killshot came with the first note of 'in the mood'...

Father admits his teenage music angst meant it took ages for him to get laid 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

“Its all very well walking around discussing the Noir side of music but it kept the girls away” admits Tom Ecclestone, 44 to his son Dom, now 14 during their “birds and bees discussion”...

Bin Laden raid first success for US Military's new 'Hollywood Corps' 1
3 years

The raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound was painstakingly planned and directed by the US Military's new Hollywood Division, it emerged today. "Fighting wars is an expensive business" explained a...

Uk Govt Relief that Bin Ladin wasn't living in Reading on Benefits 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The government were saved embarrassment when it now emerges Bin Ladin wasn't living in the uk on benefits. "We really don't know who has benefits nor can we be sure of their true identities. Its all...

Coroner rules Ian Tomlinson's death was 'Unlawful kicking' 0
antharrison 3 years

More soon - this will an interesting one to follow. Some may remember I wrote a ticker which said 'Man who killed policeman faces disciplinary action'...

Cameron criticises Bin Laden's affluent lifestyle 0
antharrison 3 years

He asks how can an evil man who has brought misery to millions live in an expensive house in an affluent area and enjoy a life of protectionism and luxury. He then went on to criticise Bin Laden....