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BNP Opera Society ban 'Tannhäuser' for being 'too dark'... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Manchester population unbearable (not just today..... in general). 2
MADJEZ 3 years

More Manc bashing soon...

Bin Laden 'did have Bounty on his head' when captured. Mars deny involvement. 0
MDoyle2011 3 years

Confectioners Mars were swift to distance themselves from rumours on Saturday night that Osama Bin Laden was captured with one of their products on his head. It has been long rumoured that Bin Laden,...

Azerbaijan triumphs in European tactical voting contest 0
ronseal 3 years

Canvassers for Azerbaijan were celebrating last night, after their lobbying efforts paid off with top marks in the European block voting contest...

Hopes for cure fade as HMV infection reaches epidemic levels 0
Des and Stan 3 years

The World Health Organisation has admitted that there is little that can be done to prevent a pandemic as the spread of the HMV (Hoary Music Vendors) virus escalates out of control. The problem...

Monkey HIV vaccine 'great news' say people who fuck monkeys 6
rickwestwell 3 years
Eurovision Song Contest 'may have been won on merit' shock revelation 0
roybland 3 years

Accusations that Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest may have been won on merit has shocked the entertainment world.,  , 'If it wasn't fixed,' said Sir Terry Wogan who hosted the contest for many...

IMF Chief's defence case "arrived missing half the screws and a side panel" 1
Al OPecia 3 years
IMF Chief "pulled off" on plane. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Trouble as two teenage Ten Tors trekkers toil in tumbling temperatures. 0
tl72uk 3 years
FA Cup renamed "Sweet FA" after Tate & Lyle sponsorship deal... More soon. 0
404 Not Found 3 years
Turkeys hold rally in support of Christmas 0
rickwestwell 3 years

On the same day that a London rally was held in favour of government cuts, a consignment of turkeys held their own demonstration in favour of Christmas, arguing that in the public interest it should...

Cries of "Now where did we put that Trophy cabinet?" heard at Manchester City. 0
Kramaring 3 years

More trophies soon...

Tenerife woman asked for ‘decaffeinated’. Language difference blamed. 6
MADJEZ 3 years
Man with no life perplexes salesman of life insurance 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Oven chip creator to be cremated.Will be burnt on outside soggy in the middle. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Irish Government to apologise to UK Queen for Jedward 0
LostLad 3 years

please feel free to add to this submission :0)...

Eurovision Song Contest officially recognises Libyan Rebels 0
LostLad 3 years

Eurovision Song Contest Organisers in Düsseldorf, Germany, have this evening officially recognised the Libyan Transitional Council, and will be offering a place in future European singing...

Pakistan ISI investigation concludes Maddie NOT missing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Rally Against Debt attracts low Interest 0
roybland 3 years
15-second online test detects early dementia - 2
be reasonable 3 years

"do you read the Daily Mail?"...

Arctic rivals lay claim to Tescos freezer aisle 5
jp1885 3 years

The race by a number of Arctic nations to claim some of the world’s coldest regions has heated up today after a team of explorers planted a Russian flag in the Freezer aisle of the Paignton branch...

Please don't read this. I posted in worng place and can't delete 3
ronseal 3 years

. er, hello? I said don't read it. Can't we have a bit of privacy here? Do I have to take out an injunction?...

If... 3
be reasonable 3 years
Blue A...Hole Dance Debuts At Wembley...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

As Manchester No. 2 wins the cup...

Catholics ban meat on Fridays but eating body of Jesus Christ still OK 0
roybland 3 years
French favourites to win the Eurovision pong contest 1
simonjmr 3 years
Scotland Yard to re-investigate the Mary Celeste disappearances 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Viewers complain as ITV F.A. Cup build up only 2 hours long. 0
dandare70 3 years
Joy/Despair as Celtic/Rangers narrowly win SPL title 0
Oxbridge 3 years

The green/blue half of Glasgow is celebrating in the streets today after Celtic/Rangers narrowly won the Scottish Premier League title. This was the 28th season in a row in which Celtic and...