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Camerons make U-turn and return daughter to the pub

David Cameron is today defending his decision to take his daughter Nancy back to the pub where she was accidentally left at the weekend. 'I know Ed Miliband is going to say this yet another a U-turn'...

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ianslat 13.06.12 10:47am
tedweasel
Olympics opening: Track competitors unhappy with focus on field events 0
weematt 13.06.12 10:23am
weematt
British forces suffer huge troop losses in ‘stroke of pen’ attack

In a shocking day of carnage on Tuesday, over 3,000 British troops were lost – the largest one day troop loss since World War II. A solemn Chief of Staff, General Hatton, offered his condolences...

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Yikes 14.06.12 1:30pm
Yikes
Australian dingo now ‘most likely’ suspect in Maddie abduction, experts claim

A dingo dog, native to Australia, has emerged as the latest suspect in connection with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann from Portugal, according to reports . Detectives working on the McCann...

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Gary Stanton 14.06.12 6:42am
Gary Stanton
Clegg confirms he "was at end of table where children sit, so to speak".

In cabinet meetings,Internationla conferences and at dinner with News International More soon...

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simonjmr 13.06.12 9:50am
simonjmr
IBS sufferer Ann Rutherford passes away 0
medici2471 13.06.12 9:24am
medici2471
Heinz criticised over failure to protect anonymity of sauces 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.06.12 9:48am
Duff
Suicidal dessert chef makes a fool of himself

.., .., .., inspired by dumbnews...

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cinquecento 13.06.12 4:49pm
Thor
Technology: Near field technology confirmed to be based on smell of dung 0
weematt 13.06.12 8:28am
weematt
Cheryl Slams WAGs Class Of 2012

Pasty-munching princess of pop and nation's sweetheart, Cheryl Cole, has averted her judgly gaze from third-rate karaoke acts, and has now turned it on the England football team's current crop of...

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Duff 13.06.12 11:50am
Duff
Olympic flame torches TV licence fee 0
nostra da mouse 13.06.12 8:24am
nostra da mouse
Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect

Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect...

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Mark Gregory 13.06.12 7:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cash-free ATM machines unveiled

The Royal Bank of Scotland is set to unveil a range of ATM cash machines that will enable UK customers to give the impression they still have money in their bank accounts., The new technology,...

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Nerys Hughes 13.06.12 7:03am
Nerys Hughes
Danny Boyle to Bailout Po & Co. as eurocrisis spreads to tellytubbyland.

Posted in the chat area by mistake...

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liquidusblue 13.06.12 5:36am
liquidusblue
As hosepipe ban is lifted, Brits ready to water lawns as soon as rain stops 2
Perks 13.06.12 5:38am
liquidusblue
Engineer wins Genius award for inventing a double sided usb connector 0
Dumbnews 13.06.12 2:15am
Dumbnews
Cameramen resorting to dirty tricks to secure "Fannycam" duties at Euro final

ITV has admitted its cameramen may have been using "underhand practices" against colleagues during live broadcasts in an attempt to win themselves the right to operate the coveted "Fannycam" at this...

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grumblechops 12.06.12 10:52pm
Yikes
More Poetry Please!

O, Danny Boyle, the sheep, the sheep are grazing, To open Games, a Beatle at their side., The Budget's blown, but it will be 'amazing',, The NHS and cricket will collide., Glas'bury Tor! A giant...

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Blowsabella 13.06.12 9:02am
Blowsabella
"Full Archers cast" promised for Olympic opening ceremony. 0
nickb 12.06.12 9:27pm
nickb
Russia and Poland fans clash over who is allowed to wear red 0
nickb 12.06.12 9:20pm
nickb
Czechs bounce Greeks 0
Yikes 12.06.12 9:10pm
Yikes
Men who wear dresses for a living surprisingly not in favour of gay marriage 0
TheNewsWalrus 12.06.12 8:28pm
TheNewsWalrus
Greek football team seeks bailout from Germany in Euro2012. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.06.12 8:23pm
dominic_mcg
MOD announces plan to axe 4000 heroes 3
Haywood Manley 12.06.12 7:10pm
Haywood Manley
'140 years of bigotry will be transfered to New Glasgow Rangers' Says spokesman. 0
JETFAB 12.06.12 6:30pm
JETFAB
Olympic Authority to claim carbon credits. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.06.12 5:30pm
Al OPecia
Olympic opening ceremony cancelled as farmer demands performers get off his land 0
Haywood Manley 12.06.12 5:17pm
Haywood Manley
Waitrose robbery – affordable food left at the store!

Police are investigating a “reverse” robbery at a Waitrose supermarket in Cardiff after five men reportedly broke into the store and left affordable items on the shelves…, One witness, Fifi...

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hardev 12.06.12 4:46pm
hardev
Apple to charge employees for the privilege of working for them 1
Dumbnews 12.06.12 4:21pm
Duff
Spanish economy turns corner, caídas de las escaleras. 0
andhrimnir 12.06.12 3:53pm
andhrimnir