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Judges from The Voice left speechless after scripts lost 1
quango 3 years

Tom Jones, Jessie J, William and other one were left speechless after the prompts for judges were misplaced prior to the competition. William completely forgot his tag line "mad cool" and the...

Harley Street Surgeon Opens Savile Row Clinic, 'Suture Self' 1
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years
Illegal downloads of Electricity draining the grid warn experts. 0
thefu9999 3 years

Electricity experts have warned that Britain could soon run dry of the much needed power supply as many users are now downloading their supply for free from the Internet. The widely used USpark...

Muamba thanks God for changing His mind about killing him 0
roybland 3 years

Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba says his recovery after suffering a cardiac arrest is 'more than a miracle'. The 24-year-old, speaking to reporters about the incident for the first time, was 'dead...

Search now on for those who prayed for Muamba’s collapse in the first place 26
Qoxiivi 3 years

With concern for Fabrice Muamba's welfare subsiding, the police have formally announced that the search is already underway for those who must have prayed that he suddenly collapse with a heart...

Al OPecia 3 years
Lonodon Marathon marred by lack of protests 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Man forced to run marathon after note from his mum turns out to be a forgery. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
'Racist' police stand by as thousands of Londoners chase black man through city 0
charlies_hat 3 years

Borrowed joke, not sure where from!...

M11 closed by Two Ronnies joke 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Vintner considers Mulled wine 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more thoughts later...

RMT's Sunday league team calls strike aftr Bob Crow asks for 110% effort 2
ronseal 3 years

South London Jobsworths, the sunday league football team formed out of members of the Rail and Maritime Transport Union (RMT), has called for strike action after coach Nobby Gettin called for 110 per...

The Ass! ITV reveal new show to rival The Voice 0
bananaman 3 years

ITV tonight confirmed their latest series of Britain's Got Talent would finish a month earlier than expected. In its place a new show called 'The Ass' would be scheduled for the primetime Saturday...

'The Only Way Is Essex' Sat-Nav ill thought out claim RAC. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Man who admitted 'Every day I'm shufflin' charged with 104 counts of indecency. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Black Lace release single about radical muslim cleric 1
Mark Gregory 3 years

All together now 'Ah boo ka tar dar, Ah boo ka tar'...

Trapdoor directly into hell from BGT stage "still only working metaphorically" 0
grumblechops 3 years
Roy Walker to front Government's charity tax-dodge clampdown 0
grumblechops 3 years

"It's good but it's not right"...

Eddie Large Seen Shopping At Tesco 1
GillsImp 3 years

Apparently every Little Helps...

Bert Weedon fans fretting 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Met Office Reveals Secret Drought Cure 0
GreyWolf 3 years

The Met Office revealed today that they have "have always been able to make rain whenever we wanted", said spokesman Urban Dreich, "but the water companies wanted bigger profits". He revealed that...

More trouble for Theresa May as Jordan expert gives warning 0
apepper 3 years

"Jordan can't be trusted.", that's the message from expert, Peter Andre...

Pet owners call on government to do more to help with the cost of keeping dogs 18
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. A recent study found that...

Simon Cowell backs UK immigration services: "Britain running out of talent..." 0
JJH88 3 years
Colin Myler: "Hacking was easy. Just need two Pot Noodle cups and bit of string" 0
JJH88 3 years
Breivik: "I played COD for assault training, GTA in case of incarceration..." 0
JJH88 3 years

Avid gamer and part time mass murderer Anders Breivik confirmed he is "fully prepared" for his sentence after his extensive video game training. The potato headed extremist claims he played Grand...

All Aviva's sacked workforce to claim on their Aviva PPI 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Bullingdon Club to disrupt London Marathon in protest at common people in sport 2
Ian Searle 3 years

They plan to steal policemen's helmets, let off fire extinguishers and de-bag oiks. “Bonkers” Johnson will use his stockpile of traffic cones, collected over the last three years, to cause...

Humiliated Prince admits hit single 1999 is now dated 0
yens123 3 years

Pop giant Prince, whose real name is Oblong Wallis, has revealed that even he laughs himself to tears over the fact that his massive hit 1999 is now referring to a date that has already happened. In...

Bahrain GP bosses breathe sigh of relief as Trenton Oldfield scraps protest 0
Yikes 3 years

Boat protester Trenton Oldfield admitted his hopes of disrupting the Bahrain Grand Prix are in tatters after failing to secure a reasonably priced airfare on Mr Oldfield said: “It...