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Miliband's broken wrist confirms what we all thought about him 0
topfotogmw 14.04.13 8:02pm
topfotogmw
Meeting your hero can be a disappointment, Satan learns 7
sydalg 14.04.13 7:10pm
sigmund
Due To Massive Government Cuts, T S Eliot's "The Waste Land" To Be Recited.....

on a daily basis in UK schools...

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Jesse Bigg 14.04.13 7:09pm
sigmund
God promises better weather for funeral to show Thatcher was right

“I have finally brought you the Thatcher Spring,” God told a conference of meteorologists yesterday. “I believe she brought people together, made things better, increased global happiness,...

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nickb 14.04.13 7:04pm
nickb
Stig hired to drive hearse in desperate bid to evade protesters 0
sydalg 14.04.13 6:26pm
sydalg
Early Christmas for comedians as Ed Mlliband suffers wrist injury. 2
deskpilot3 14.04.13 6:00pm
Titus
PM to bolster UK troop numbers in Afghanistan with 'Forces of Hell' deployment 1
AdrianJ 14.04.13 5:08pm
Al OPecia
BBC agrees to play short clip of controversial Thatcher 'funeral'

The BBC has defended its decision to broadcast a short excerpt from the controversial 'funeral' gathering planned to mark support for the ideology of Baroness Thatcher, who died this week apparently....

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Skylarking 14.04.13 5:06pm
Al OPecia
Man Hopeful of Shag After Letting Pretty Girl in at Junction

A local man is hopeful today of finally getting laid after letting a pretty girl in at a busy junction near the library where he works. “She definitely smiled at me”, said the man. “And she...

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deceangli 14.04.13 4:53pm
deceangli
NHS reveal an increase in organ donors, showing people do have a heart 1
Adam Lewis 14.04.13 4:51pm
deceangli
BBC Criticised for Exposing Kim Jong Un to ‘Left Wing’ LSE

BBC’s Panorama programme has been blasted for risking the safety of Student Dictator Kim Jong Un after the young man was unwittingly used as cover for an expose of the London School of Economics....

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deceangli 14.04.13 4:44pm
Titus
After long scratch man proclaims, 'Ding dong the itch is dead.' 0
Hooch 14.04.13 2:58pm
Hooch
ITV to send Ant and Dec to North Korea undercover as part of a kindergarten tour

. More soon...

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Al OPecia 14.04.13 2:44pm
Al OPecia
Scottish zoo fire, Findus offer to dispose of reptiles. 3
MADJEZ 14.04.13 2:02pm
Tripod
LSE Slams Capitalist Lackey BBC For Spying On Noble Workers Of The Glorious DPRK

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9992716/BBC-accused-of-putting-students-at-risk-after-journalists-infiltrate-university-trip-to-North-Korea.html (Note the huge military hat again )...

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Titus 14.04.13 1:50pm
Titus
Scottish Zoo Praised for ‘Pushing the Boundaries of Deep Frying’

Apologies . . ...

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deceangli 14.04.13 1:18pm
No No Feckin No
Newsbiscuit Contribution Found in Ice Age Glacier 1
SJM 14.04.13 1:13pm
Skylarking
Zoo Fire: Terrapins Forced to Shell Out for New Accommodation 0
SJM 14.04.13 12:54pm
SJM
Zoo Fire: Terrapins Forced to Shell Out for New Accommodation 0
SJM 14.04.13 12:53pm
SJM
Scottish zoo rings 999, asks for “fire brigade, ketchup, pitta bread”... 0
Tripod 14.04.13 12:52pm
Tripod
‘Bring a bottle’ plea, as Scottish zoo announces ‘Barbecue Sunday’... 0
Tripod 14.04.13 11:56am
Tripod
Andrew Marr says he's lucky to be a live after affair 0
victimms 14.04.13 11:06am
victimms
Millwall fans reduced to fighting each other...

Carl ‘Mad Dog’ Gillespie spoke for the majority of respectable Millwall hooligans when he criticised fans for fighting each other at Wembley. “The club has a proud history of violence against...

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Tripod 14.04.13 10:26am
Tripod
Soap funeral passes without incident. Parliamentary enquiry demanded. 0
Al OPecia 14.04.13 9:50am
Al OPecia
Pro & Anti Thatcherites' Joint Relief At Elton John Not Writing Tribute Song 0
Titus 14.04.13 9:37am
Titus
Miracle Cure Discovered For Pathological Gullibility

And I'm selling it cheap...

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sredni vashta 14.04.13 9:32am
Titus
Woman raised by monkeys writes book about having to live in Bradford... 1
Tripod 14.04.13 7:07am
Squudge
Traces of humour found in new ITV comedies 5
Ian Searle 14.04.13 6:46am
virtuallywill
Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and...

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Squudge 14.04.13 6:37am
Squudge
Hitchens Birthday: alcoholism tops list of his qualities fans emulate most 1
markburgle 14.04.13 12:16am
sredni vashta