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Google Car in "accident" that didn't involve stealing unencrypted WiFi data

Insurers have been shocked to find that they might actually be liable to pay out on a recent accident after a Google Street View car driver crashed into two buses and a truck in Indonesia. A...

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clarksn 14.09.13 12:09pm
clarksn
Beatles forced to reform

Despite being 50% deceased, the popular beat-combo is set for a surprising comeback. The BBC has agreed to issue a compilation of previously unreleased songs by the Fab Four in reaction to evidence...

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Wrenfoe 14.09.13 12:08pm
Skylarking
Socrates appalled that a life examined on Facebook not worth living either. 4
Al OPecia 14.09.13 11:47am
Al OPecia
Phil Mitchell goes to Lawyers4you for claim against Carl!

Yes in a dramatic change of approach Eastenders Phil Mitchell has taken the first step in pursuing a claim against driver Carl for the injuries he suffered in the recent car crash. "Before the crash...

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2escapees 14.09.13 11:11am
2escapees
Harry Webb injured in Welsh Cliff-diving competition.

I'll get my coat. No more soon...

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MADJEZ 14.09.13 10:56am
MADJEZ
America and Russia up talking all night, may take in a film, go for sushi.

"Oh you know we've been talking about this 'n' that, movies we like, music, chemical weapons - he's a nice guy" said a sleepy headed America this morning. "Hey I don't know where it's going at the...

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Al OPecia 14.09.13 10:53am
Al OPecia
iPHONE 6 BALLS SENSOR: WILL THIEVES RESORT TO CASTRATION?

TECH RUMORS OF BALLS WEIGHT SENSOR HAS SOME WORRIED THIEVES WILL RESORT TO CASTRATION CUPERTINO–TechCrunch today released leaked Chinese factory photos of a small weight sensor to be placed under...

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Dustybottoms 14.09.13 9:38am
beau-jolly
Paddington Bear develops stutter in feature length cartoon. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.09.13 8:58am
dominic_mcg
Lib Dems Introduce Tax On Wrappers On Sliced Bread & Tops On Yoghurt Pots

Further pointless green posturing to follow...

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Titus 14.09.13 6:43am
Titus
Obese Woman Plans Small Scale Protest 3
Flugelbinder 14.09.13 6:39am
Titus
Obsessed One Direction Fan Threatens to 'Invade Syria'

An obsessed fan of the popular boy band One Direction has threatened to invade the nation of Syria unless the band follows him on Twitter. In a message posted to the social networking site earlier...

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captainthomas 14.09.13 3:37am
captainthomas
Syrian Cillit Bang stockpiles to be in U.N. hands by Monday. 0
Boutros 14.09.13 1:08am
Boutros
Morrissey pulls autobiography when he realised it was leatherbound 0
AReader 13.09.13 10:42pm
AReader
Woman who dialled the number of the beast horrified to be calling Ian Brady 0
AReader 13.09.13 10:38pm
AReader
Former Post Master General has apoplectic fit over Royal Mail privatisation. 1
Al OPecia 13.09.13 9:52pm
FlashArry
YouTube fires employee for not watching videos during meetings 0
Dumbnews 13.09.13 9:28pm
Dumbnews
Ray Dolby's death to be marked by minute's noise reduction 13
Idiot 13.09.13 7:13pm
Al OPecia
Fights Start Between Indian Liberals Over 'Death Sentence For Rape' Decision 0
Titus 13.09.13 7:05pm
Titus
President Obama to Cut Education Funding in "Polarizing" Move

In a highly polarizing move, President Obama announced he is using his executive powers to cut federal education funding by 50% in order to install polarized windows in the White House. When reached...

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xbuckethead 13.09.13 6:48pm
xbuckethead
Panda Cub Birth Delayed 'Until There's Some Bad News To Bury'.

More later. Or possibly not...

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Titus 13.09.13 6:41pm
Titus
Ray Dolby dies surrounded by friends and family; 3 at the front, 2 at the rear

More to follow...

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apepper 13.09.13 6:36pm
AReader
Foiled Santander Computer Raid Betrayed By Suspiciously Prompt Transactions

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/santander-twelve-held-over-plot-2270624...

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Titus 13.09.13 6:31pm
Titus
‘Qatari Football: the Glory Years’ now published in ‘tea-towel format’... 0
Tripod 13.09.13 6:22pm
Tripod
US has nagging feeling there was something they were supposed to remember today. 4
phil_smith 13.09.13 5:50pm
thisisall1word
NASA Faces $86bn Roaming Charge For Voyager Communications 3
Titus 13.09.13 4:48pm
Skylarking
DHL wins contract to deliver Royal Mail Share Packs. 3
Boutros 13.09.13 4:06pm
Arthur
Prince George on Tian Tian stand-by

Prince George may be exhibited at Edinburgh Zoo if Tian Tian the panda fails to give birth. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have already hinted at the arrangement which is hoped will raise money...

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roybland 13.09.13 3:29pm
roybland
Interstellar Independence Party demands stronger border controls. 0
Ref Minor 13.09.13 2:52pm
Ref Minor
Astronomer Appalled By Google Results For 'Heavenly Bodies' Search

And not a single Uranus joke!...

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Flugelbinder 13.09.13 2:39pm
Flugelbinder
Mr Kipling exposed as massive dough mixing machine

Cake lovers across the UK were this morning in a state of shock on discovering that 'Mr Kipling' is not the kind elderly baker they pictured, but an industrial size dough mixing machine with a...

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roybland 13.09.13 2:32pm
roybland